Speaker 1: If McDonald's doesn't oxtail, are you going to try? If
Speaker 1: McDonald's doesn't oxtail, it's going to tear my family apart.
Speaker 1: He's going to rule us. Maybe I'm sick. What do
Speaker 1: you want from me? Taste you damn good.
Speaker 2: Sounds is different than the way that makes in other places.
Speaker 1: It doesn't.
Speaker 2: Chips in your.
Speaker 1: Kuala, bears am, racists, layers, money.
Speaker 3: Turning stuff.
Speaker 1: I can't tell me.
Speaker 2: Zagazell's zigg gizell za gazelle.
Speaker 1: Bad man. Now there it is.
Speaker 2: There, it is, Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentiles of life.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me,
Speaker 2: the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
Speaker 2: black conspiracy theories and come.
Speaker 1: On, you know what, we're proven not a goddamn thing,
Speaker 1: nothing When you're not here to learn, what could we prove?
Speaker 2: We didn't read about it before we started talking.
Speaker 1: And also, I think we're here to zig when they zag.
Speaker 2: Every podcast is trying to teach you something, trying to
Speaker 2: give you some type of political insight, some answers.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know who's not going to tell you how
Speaker 1: to be at Alpha or Langston and Davie made a book.
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, you don't want to look your
Speaker 1: stepdad in the I come over.
Speaker 2: Here, hey if you want to talk shit about him?
Speaker 2: Once the out the room. Now you're talking to the boys.
Speaker 2: Is your favorite part of the cookout? King with the ladies?
Speaker 2: Was your best friend at church, the Redmond. She had
Speaker 2: the best hats. There was no disagreement.
Speaker 1: Do you relate more to living single than fresh Prince
Speaker 1: of Bela? Are you a Sinclair or a Ragime? You're
Speaker 1: not Max. You're not Max. That is a confident person.
Speaker 1: You're not Max. You're not Kyle. Nope? Do we can
Speaker 1: we talk about this before we get I know you
Speaker 1: have a statement. I just want to say, oh yes, yes,
Speaker 1: please before you okay, you remember living single? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: You remember? Kyle? Of course? Do we what happened to
Speaker 1: that genre of dark skinned dude who spoke almost vaguely British?
Speaker 1: Where did those guys go? See? And I don't I
Speaker 1: don't mean to step on what you're about to get me.
Speaker 1: You're about to say something so nasty. Look at your face.
Speaker 1: I worry that what you were considering British was just homosexual. No, no,
Speaker 1: no mistake with a lot of foreigners. I'm not here
Speaker 1: to say I'm better than anyone. I've done it, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. That's not what that's not That's
Speaker 1: not no gay.
Speaker 2: No, he was very gay. It was he was a he.
Speaker 1: Was fucking maxine like crazy, Yes, of course, but he
Speaker 1: moved like a snake. That's that's wrong. No.
Speaker 2: I think we I think we wanted that to be
Speaker 2: a type of like swaggy cool ship.
Speaker 1: And it was cool because gay is cool. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying it maybe you were born this way. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying it's not cool. It's fucking awesome. It's really cool.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
Speaker 2: And I'm in fact, I'm a big fan. I'm a
Speaker 2: big fan of what you got going on. I personally
Speaker 2: wish there were more of you that said that said that.
Speaker 2: He was very much in the community that I'm speaking of.
Speaker 1: That's I can't go with you on that. No, No,
Speaker 1: that's and I remember there was a genre, but you
Speaker 1: understand what the guy I'm talking about, and I agree
Speaker 1: with the genre. There was a genre they had like
Speaker 1: big wooden canes, ornate canes. Sometimes. Yeah, they were like
Speaker 1: like the guy from Voice to Men, the dark skinned guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were they were British, but also you could
Speaker 2: tell by way of Africa and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like some kind of an Idris Elba prototype.
Speaker 2: It was like a very tailored suit with a Kent
Speaker 2: take cloth accent in.
Speaker 1: Your yeah yeah, short short line, short short dress.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, no, I I agree with the man. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: I remember the man. I wish they were your the.
Speaker 1: Main before you had this disrespectful detour or what I
Speaker 1: was saying was what happened to that man is all
Speaker 1: because you don't see that anymore. You don't see that guy.
Speaker 1: I tried to bring it back. I bought this at
Speaker 1: the African American Arts Festival. That was beautiful. Brim too big,
Speaker 1: Oh no, brim too big. Oh you can't see it
Speaker 1: sucks like I bought it and it was too expensive
Speaker 1: and I was even telling about girls like don't work.
Speaker 1: And then I got it and I was gonna wear
Speaker 1: it on here. But then when you it's like two months, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're you're it is.
Speaker 2: It is a style for sure, but you're like making
Speaker 2: a choice for your day.
Speaker 1: Because here's the thing, is like I don't I don't
Speaker 1: have a complexion that lends itself to looking like a farmer. Well, sure,
Speaker 1: say what you will draw whatever you want. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just don't have like the type of face that should
Speaker 1: be looking up under a hat, right address.
Speaker 2: If ICE is looking for people actively, you have now
Speaker 2: labeled yourself right a target.
Speaker 1: But the problem is then you flip it up and
Speaker 1: it's like, now I look like Queen Latifa.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, I don't know why. It reminded me
Speaker 2: of Gordon's fish, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: But there is a.
Speaker 2: Quality he obviously is not wearing the hat. But and
Speaker 2: now I got this thirty dollar hat I don't really
Speaker 2: know what to do with. Yeah, well, I'm sorry it
Speaker 2: happened to you, and I think you'll find the exact
Speaker 2: fold to make that gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Shout out to the African American Arts Festival and shout
Speaker 1: out to them, all eight of them that gathered together.
Speaker 2: No, there was a lot, there was a lot. I
Speaker 2: am worried a little bit. Yeah, like, have you ever
Speaker 2: noticed so okay, I.
Speaker 1: Don't want to step on any toast here. Have you
Speaker 1: been to like an African street festival put on by
Speaker 1: Africans versus an African type street festival put on by
Speaker 1: African Americans. I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: I don't think that I have been to the former,
Speaker 2: the one by African by Africans. Okay, I think I've
Speaker 2: almost exclusively been to ones with Pan African sort of like.
Speaker 1: I because I went so this was the Pan African
Speaker 1: type and I was there and I was like, man,
Speaker 1: the hustle of being an African person selling to Black
Speaker 1: Americans is good. Because it's like every stall had the
Speaker 1: same country clock. It's all this. It was not like
Speaker 1: and I know because like when my mom gets sipped
Speaker 1: directly from Seyerlan, it's like different. But they had like
Speaker 1: the same ten patterns. And I was like, this is
Speaker 1: you just go to You just go to black arts
Speaker 1: festivals every weekend. And then one so disrespectful. It was
Speaker 1: a Mexican lady. So, bro, this is what's fucked up.
Speaker 1: She's selling country cloth and can't take cloth next to
Speaker 1: a little boo boo paunch of fuck, and now we're
Speaker 1: so upside down. It's fucked up. Man.
Speaker 2: The idea that somebody would buy from a place that
Speaker 2: sells both of those things, presuming that they do both
Speaker 2: of those things well, is crazy.
Speaker 1: I think it's all it all comes off the same truck, though,
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's the unfortunate reality. But like when
Speaker 2: you are buying these things, to some extent, you're going like, well,
Speaker 2: I want to believe there's a quality.
Speaker 1: Did this right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I got fleeces too. The lady like when we bought it,
Speaker 1: she took our pictures because my girl got a hat
Speaker 1: reasonable size brim on hers, which sucks worse kinda that
Speaker 1: she didn't get shammed. Was hers worked well?
Speaker 2: Oh and then mineus like, I'm gonna wear it this
Speaker 2: whole time and maybe it'll grow on me by the
Speaker 2: end of this.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think if you just forget that it's there, you
Speaker 2: might find yourself becoming comfortable with it.
Speaker 1: I do worry, and this has happened to me a
Speaker 1: lot of times. I worry that this is a hat
Speaker 1: that Cole and Martin would wear, right, And that's not
Speaker 1: a man you want to be.
Speaker 2: No, he's not a man you want to be. And
Speaker 2: that's such a funny thing because he was my favorite character.
Speaker 2: Surely it was all very funny. I thought he was
Speaker 2: the funniest guy. But yeah, you you knew from the
Speaker 2: beginning where like you're like, oh, we're laughing at him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not like on this he's got because the
Speaker 1: nineties had so many hats that just a lot of
Speaker 1: buffoon hats. Yeah yeah, and that like five six year
Speaker 1: tall tall first tall firs, stove pipe cat and the
Speaker 1: hat joints. Yeah wayam mama. Man, she left bro and
Speaker 1: they had cool they even they would have coote in
Speaker 1: the cat in the hat and the circle glasses, and
Speaker 1: it's like that's too much for one man. No one
Speaker 1: man can bear the weight of all those accessories.
Speaker 2: It also was like accessories, and then he'd just be
Speaker 2: wearing a black T shirt and.
Speaker 1: It's like this ain't. Yeah, you gotta.
Speaker 2: At least like make him like a weirdo top to bottom.
Speaker 1: It's gotta be all lime green.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll get to just like you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: He just puts an head on it, address it. Nobody's
Speaker 2: gonna be like, man, what are you doing today?
Speaker 1: Oh man? He was always wearing what are those hats
Speaker 1: to look like uncircumcised penises? M You don't talk about
Speaker 1: like the draw string at the top. Oh I do
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, the little the
Speaker 1: net yeah, like a yeah, like a canvas skull cap. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you love that ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyways, what you got? Yeah, tragical, more important. Carl
Speaker 2: Thomas Paine, right, I don't know. I know it's something
Speaker 2: Thomas Payne, Carl Thomas pain makes me worried that it's
Speaker 2: Carl Thomas and is it Carl Anthony.
Speaker 1: I've never seen him in the same room together. I've
Speaker 1: never seen Carl Thomas the same.
Speaker 2: Carl Anthony Payne, Carl Anthony Payne the second, the second.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's been a few. Would you ever give your
Speaker 1: kid one of those?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not, No, not even for a moment. Would I
Speaker 2: would I consider it?
Speaker 1: I think I would. I think.
Speaker 2: I think we offer so many curses to our children,
Speaker 2: just by by proxy, just by our presence being there
Speaker 2: is it's already like tainting them in a way that
Speaker 2: makes me feel generational curses. Yeah, just ship that I
Speaker 2: carry that it is in some way affecting my children
Speaker 2: in a way that their purity doesn't deserve. But I
Speaker 2: can't help because I I am what I am, and
Speaker 2: I very much don't need my name to be attached
Speaker 2: to who you become.
Speaker 1: Oh see, I like my name. I'd give it up.
Speaker 2: Oh man, if my daughter was like I want to
Speaker 2: be named Annville. I'd be like, you got it? He yeah, No, no,
Speaker 2: drop that du You're just Handville. Whoa you got it?
Speaker 1: WHOA? Create whatever legacy you want. You don't want to
Speaker 1: push the name forward at all.
Speaker 2: I'm just honored to be here. Dog, Damn, that's really beautiful. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just I'm does your wife have your last name?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But she wanted that. I didn't ask her. H
Speaker 1: Do I need that for? You know what I mean? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't. All right, it dies with you. You would
Speaker 1: You would be fine if it died with you. I
Speaker 1: se Kerman in the head. I don't give a ship
Speaker 1: got all right? But you got Do you have any
Speaker 1: other siblings to carry it on? My brother has any
Speaker 1: and he has kids. No, he doesn't have no, so
Speaker 1: it's no, it's no family. Yeah. But he's twenty six,
Speaker 1: so okay, so he could.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not. He's not past his prime.
Speaker 1: He'll figure his life out, so maybe he'll carry on
Speaker 1: the name in a way that that you know, party
Speaker 1: doesn't want like some like oh them Kerman boys or
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: Sometimes my daughter will say her last name and I'd
Speaker 2: be like, like, you're keeping that.
Speaker 1: The way that little kids say their whole name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she always introduces herself with her full name, middle
Speaker 2: name included.
Speaker 1: That's a doorable.
Speaker 2: And then she'll say my name's you know and yeah,
Speaker 2: and then she and then she'll be like, what's your name?
Speaker 1: And you know what? She did introduce herself to me
Speaker 1: like that. It was very cute because it was one sentence. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she doesn't know where, and it's mumbley, so you're not
Speaker 1: even really sure that she's saying stuff. And your daughter,
Speaker 1: your daughter talks like stupid people. Text. You should read
Speaker 1: her text. Ship. They're absolute ship.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I'm glad we're having fun. But in the
Speaker 2: light of some recent events, I prepared a statement that
Speaker 2: i'd like to read. I know this isn't traditional, it's
Speaker 2: not our usual banter, but we're gonna I would like
Speaker 2: to be able to say something.
Speaker 1: Let me take this off before you say something funny. Oh,
Speaker 1: you don't want to keep that on? And I saw it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be completely honest. I saw a glimpse of
Speaker 1: it in the mirror and it sucked.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm sorry that that happened. I'm also sorry
Speaker 2: for the for the weird jumps. That this is gonna
Speaker 2: cause throughout this episode it'll be fine. Here we go.
Speaker 2: I prepared a statement that I'm gonna read to you now.
Speaker 2: At some point we are going to have to unpack
Speaker 2: how Love Island is just taking advantage of sexy special
Speaker 2: needs people. I'll hold for applause. I'll repeat.
Speaker 1: They are poaching special needs people and making them finger
Speaker 1: each other for our entertainment. It's criminal. It should be illegal.
Speaker 1: They are abusing these students with.
Speaker 2: I EPs, and frankly, that's on us for being so
Speaker 2: bigoted and not realizing that special needs people can be
Speaker 2: bad bitches too. As a society, we've behaved like differently
Speaker 2: abled people mean something ugly, and that is not the case.
Speaker 2: Some of the most beautiful people on earth had to
Speaker 2: take classes in a separate part of the school.
Speaker 1: I like that off the King's and Queen's of only.
Speaker 2: Fans could only leave the classroom if a helper was
Speaker 2: with them. And I know, I know all of this
Speaker 2: sounds a little empowering, but I assure you those Love
Speaker 2: Island producers are pure evil.
Speaker 1: I opened the floor to your thoughts, I think, and
Speaker 1: I think you begin to touch the heart of the matter.
Speaker 1: Is that there's no it needed to be said. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it needed to be said, because I think we talked
Speaker 1: about it on the phone a little bit. I watched
Speaker 1: an episode of Love Island and for a second, you're like,
Speaker 1: this is the best entertainment I've ever seen. Absolutely, this
Speaker 1: is like incredible. Oh my god. Yeah, and then you
Speaker 1: watch a second one and you're like, oh, they got
Speaker 1: the hottest idiots. Oh they're still there. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. And you're like, oh, you're still
Speaker 1: doing this, Yeah, okay, you're You're like very they're so
Speaker 1: like there's a lot of like like I made this joke,
Speaker 1: but there's like a lot of there's a lot of
Speaker 1: those statements. So what I'm That's what I'm That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying as well, Like me and my girl watched
Speaker 1: it and now she gets so mad because she watched
Speaker 1: one episode and two of these idiots were breaking up
Speaker 1: and one of the guys he like goes, he like
Speaker 1: grabs her face and he goes everything you said to
Speaker 1: me was amazing, or everything you ever said to me
Speaker 1: was amazing. I say that doesn't matter. I say that's
Speaker 1: to her in the dark, like when we wake up now,
Speaker 1: everything you've ever said to me was amazing. It's like,
Speaker 1: it's like a bummer, how stupid they are.
Speaker 2: If somebody said that to me, I would shoot them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Also, have you seen the challenges? Yeah, they're insane the
Speaker 1: milk because here's the thing. We have too much porno
Speaker 1: for you to be beaten around the bush on network television.
Speaker 2: And that's what that's what's stressing me out. That's the
Speaker 2: part of it where it starts to become like, oh okay,
Speaker 2: it's not just like there's not that big of a
Speaker 2: difference between between Love Island and Love on the Spectrum.
Speaker 1: It is it is people I will I will get
Speaker 1: you there. Love on the Spectrum is far more charming. No,
Speaker 1: I'm saying that. The the this is watching people make
Speaker 1: choices where I go, well, I wouldn't do that, but
Speaker 1: I hope it works out for you. That is, it's
Speaker 1: the same vibe. But then they add these nasty challenges.
Speaker 2: Where they go they make them take every item of
Speaker 2: clothes off, and then they make them.
Speaker 1: Spit in each other's mouths, just repeatedly, over and over again.
Speaker 1: And that's where it becomes a violence. They gotta eating
Speaker 1: popsicles covered in olive oil. Bro It's crazy. And then
Speaker 1: they wake them up early and they go get in
Speaker 1: the gym. Yeah, work out. Yeah, the one place the
Speaker 1: world makes sense to you.
Speaker 2: I better not catch you reading the book.
Speaker 1: They make a lot of breakfast.
Speaker 2: They make a lot of nobody read. This is they're
Speaker 2: taking advantage of people. Yeah, but I mean it wasn't
Speaker 2: gonna always television.
Speaker 1: Of course, But but we gotta call it out. Yes,
Speaker 1: the whole point of the show day Okay, if it
Speaker 1: does feel like we're at the worst point, like some
Speaker 1: of these people need, like assistance shopping at the grocery store, Buddy,
Speaker 1: I showed up. When I showed up up, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean.
Speaker 2: I didn't choose the timeline that I live in, but
Speaker 2: I have to hold myself accountable for trying to change it.
Speaker 2: Whistle blower, Come on, man, I'm ready to sit in
Speaker 2: front of Congress.
Speaker 7: On this one.
Speaker 1: They aren't fine as hello. Everybody on that show is
Speaker 1: fine as It's the most stress I've ever I've ever
Speaker 1: had watching a television show because of how sexy everybody.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, with your with yours.
Speaker 2: I don't like watching it with my my wife and
Speaker 2: now I'm watching it with my wife and her sister.
Speaker 1: That's that's you can't win. It sucks. There's no, there's
Speaker 1: no because the problem is they're so fine and they
Speaker 1: have such little personality that you can't even be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I think Cella is really you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's just like we're all seeing the finest person we've
Speaker 1: ever seen. Landria is the finest person I've.
Speaker 2: Seen in real life. I'm not not in real life,
Speaker 2: but look I was watching your right.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, they're too fine. It's that shows
Speaker 1: tough for me too. Man. It's a tough watch. And
Speaker 1: I hope Congress. Uh.
Speaker 2: While I don't support you ever, I do hope that
Speaker 2: you and I can can come to terms here and
Speaker 2: we can figure out a way to get this resolved.
Speaker 1: Find the Epstein files, Cancel Love Island, Come on, Olivia says.
Speaker 1: Olivia says, it's time for a break because maybe we
Speaker 1: got too hot. Maybe we just touched a motherfucking nerve.
Speaker 1: Just to be clear, when he says fine, he just
Speaker 1: means print him out. You got him. You got there's
Speaker 1: still open at the window on the top window of
Speaker 1: your computer. You kept talking about how oh I got him.
Speaker 2: He's oh, yeah, the old piece of pepper too, Remember
Speaker 2: minutes when he's that tape because he killed that guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what the Republicans are doing. I got the tape.
Speaker 1: I got the tape. They were like, it's in times
Speaker 1: New Roman. Ah twel five was written in nineteen ninety eight. No,
Speaker 1: they're sillybillies for doing that. But we are going to
Speaker 1: take a break. Let's take a break, and then we're
Speaker 1: going to do some voicemails from the listeners, so you
Speaker 1: are more David more Langston mo Ma Mama told me.
Speaker 8: But we're gonna do this respectfully, otherwise we'll end in
Speaker 8: a duel, and I mean a duel, real life duel
Speaker 8: where only one person walks away. We can meet with guns, bottles, knives,
Speaker 8: or books and equations, but we're gonna do this like men.
Speaker 1: So get ready, We're about to have a hook book duel.
Speaker 1: Bring your best but bell hooks. I'll bring mine. I'll
Speaker 1: give you a hint. It's not feminist theory. I tried
Speaker 1: to redouble. I didn't get too far.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you that when you played that I
Speaker 2: had I'm high enough that I had voicemail in my
Speaker 2: head and I thought that that was a voicemail from
Speaker 2: Terrence Howard.
Speaker 1: That must be hard for you to have realized that
Speaker 1: it's not. Though. Yeah, it was a real like, holy
Speaker 1: Moly journey, you know what I mean, Like I really
Speaker 1: went through the full spectrum of feelings. So I was like,
Speaker 1: it's a miracle, and I was like, oh no, I'm
Speaker 1: a fool. I still think he's open to us, though
Speaker 1: I don't think we I don't think we played ourselves.
Speaker 1: I've been giving up at all. Yeah, neither. I don't
Speaker 1: think we could get him.
Speaker 2: I think we continue to grow, We're continuing to evolve
Speaker 2: as a podcast. And I think, frankly, if there are
Speaker 2: people out there who who have the means to be
Speaker 2: able to connect us directly with Terrence Howard, we welcome
Speaker 2: your contact.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or any's is really at this point. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you got a good assist, just call us. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you you know, if you happen to be in his
Speaker 1: d MS and he does in fact respond to you,
Speaker 1: we'll take it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, man, if you want to tell us
Speaker 2: about it, get your glass of arbor, miss put it
Speaker 2: on ice, give us a call, give us a call
Speaker 2: because we know you're drunk. I bet you're drunk.
Speaker 1: I bet at least two of these voicemails we're about
Speaker 1: to listen to drunk people.
Speaker 2: I think that's I think that's an underestimation, right, Okay,
Speaker 2: we got a lot of a lot of great ones here.
Speaker 1: Pick the most salacious title I feel like, or just
Speaker 1: the most exciting title to you. Okay, I'm excited, all right.
Speaker 4: My mom so me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Okay, Davidson for the Trust.
Speaker 7: Call him from Don, North Carolina.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I knew he was from the South because his his
Speaker 2: second name was Charles.
Speaker 1: Oh do you think their first name Charles is more
Speaker 1: of a Midwestern thing?
Speaker 2: And I think anytime Charles is in that name, you
Speaker 2: are of the South. And I think Charles, uh being
Speaker 2: the second name means you still in the South. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's kind of like a Yankee ass name.
Speaker 1: No, Charles, Charles, that's a working man, a mister Charles.
Speaker 2: You put a mister on my yeah. Can I tell
Speaker 2: you I literally knew a mister Charles growing up. Was
Speaker 2: he yeah, well he was, he was fucking This was
Speaker 2: in college. My best friend's mom's like her boyfriend and
Speaker 2: his name was mister Charles, and we rode around in
Speaker 2: his vein, just like a big old Conversion.
Speaker 1: Vaders, just telling you about life.
Speaker 2: And Charles didn't talk a lot, but no, but when
Speaker 2: he did, you listen your here's perk up, old fellows,
Speaker 2: get around.
Speaker 1: He's ready to give us another gin him. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: feel like, mister Charles, if your name is mister Charles,
Speaker 1: you really can't be knocking down like bachelorettes. You gotta really. No,
Speaker 1: he's looking for women. Yeah, you're the you're the father
Speaker 1: that chept up.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, he's looking for real women with real women problems. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I respected that.
Speaker 1: Harry Charles. Harry, oh yeah, he didn't need a haircut.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I mean I'm talking about oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: mister Charles, like Harry.
Speaker 1: No, I think it's I think the haircut applies to
Speaker 1: both ends.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I think top and bottom.
Speaker 1: He was like, I don't put no clippers in my head. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: who's clippers? The man's clippers. I like when men use
Speaker 1: scissors and then they're like, well, we don't do that here.
Speaker 1: So he was like, well then I'll take my business
Speaker 1: else with He put back on his hard hat and
Speaker 1: then he puts another fodoro on top of that. I
Speaker 1: can't be talking about hats the way I came out now,
Speaker 1: you were acting crazy. Yeah, and uh and and we
Speaker 1: will always have that memory. Yeah. Anyways, here we go.
Speaker 7: Right outside DC, Alexandria, Virginia with conspiracy for uh. Why
Speaker 7: the niggas love the burnt hot dog and the cook
Speaker 7: out more than any other hot dogs? Keep doing what
Speaker 7: you're doing.
Speaker 1: Okay, it was short. It was short. I've thought about it.
Speaker 1: I thought about this a lot. Oh you have thought
Speaker 1: about it? Yeah, well, I mean, first of all, do
Speaker 1: you like a burnt hot dog? It's my favorite kind
Speaker 1: of hot dog? Yeah, or like a burnt link. It's
Speaker 1: like I think that there's something when it. I think
Speaker 1: the heat does something to it where it's like when
Speaker 1: it overcooks it like something about the juices in there.
Speaker 1: It becomes like a different flavor profile, Like it changes
Speaker 1: the whole Yeah, it changes the whole texture of the thing.
Speaker 2: It turns a hot dog into a steak for me
Speaker 2: exactly where I'm like, oh, I I didn't know this
Speaker 2: was a classy event. No, this is cuisine, Yeah, this
Speaker 2: is a this is fine dining. I mean set down
Speaker 2: my paper cup. I didn't know there was a chef.
Speaker 2: I thought I thought you would do what I do
Speaker 2: and just grill it until you got scared.
Speaker 1: Is my question is is it only a black person
Speaker 1: thing to like the I think.
Speaker 2: That's where I didn't feel confident, is that I consider
Speaker 2: this to be just a thing for any human ever,
Speaker 2: and as it turns out, maybe it is just a
Speaker 2: black thing.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of things like that washcloth debate. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of times that we've thought things were common sense,
Speaker 1: that's true, and you come to find out.
Speaker 2: I wonder if we could look this up the history
Speaker 2: of I wonder if we looked up do white people.
Speaker 1: How many of my Google search? Do white people like
Speaker 1: burnt hot dogs? I don't feel like white people like
Speaker 1: burnt stuff? Hmm, I put do white people like burnt
Speaker 1: it'll I'll populate people have been here before.
Speaker 2: Some people, regardless of their racial background. This is the
Speaker 2: AI overview, enjoy a certain level of char or crispiness
Speaker 2: in certain foods. This can be due blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Are there people who like burnt food? That's a quora.
Speaker 2: This is why some people purposely burn their food. I Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm willing to make a leap based off of what
Speaker 2: I'm reading. I think the amount of times that they're
Speaker 2: saying why some people burn their food and treating it
Speaker 2: like a study tells me that white people do not
Speaker 2: like the burnt hot dogs the way that I think
Speaker 2: we do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like they like them like on the commercial.
Speaker 8: M h.
Speaker 1: It's like sweaty.
Speaker 2: Little lines, maybe a little line of char, but you
Speaker 2: don't want the whole thing all black and death.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't need to look like little soup.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it just it works better, even like with
Speaker 2: hot dogs in the crib, making hot dogs in the house,
Speaker 2: I'll put them in the microwave so that the end
Speaker 2: split like they're burn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like that's how I like when people boil it.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, you gotta trying to put it in
Speaker 2: a cup with a little water in it.
Speaker 1: Put the water away. We'll make it meat. There's juice
Speaker 1: in there. There's juice in there. Yeah, I don't disagree
Speaker 1: with you. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: It really allows the oils to cook itself, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean to like really like just just contain
Speaker 2: themselves in the hot dog.
Speaker 1: It's almost like it starts to cannibalize itself, like the
Speaker 1: grease starts to eat itself. Yeah, and then that's where
Speaker 1: the flavor comes in. I like the way you put that.
Speaker 1: It's not the way I would have ever thought to
Speaker 1: put it, but it was. That's probably because it's wrong. No,
Speaker 1: it was beautiful. I really liked it. All right, let's
Speaker 1: get another voice. Yeah, we should do another problem solved.
Speaker 1: That was a good one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think this person nailed it. You you you called
Speaker 2: you were healthy sober?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you sound I mean he's singing, he's saying.
Speaker 2: But that was that was like I think that was
Speaker 2: a happy thing. I think that was just confidence.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe when you start calling tell us what time
Speaker 1: of day it is too from knowing what you're doing
Speaker 1: after that? Yeah, yeah are you where are you going?
Speaker 1: Just your pregame of your posting?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is this the end of the night for you or
Speaker 2: you just you're just getting yourself together? Okay, I see
Speaker 2: another one that we should do.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 6: It's more Rick Conspiracy theory and observation R and B
Speaker 6: music Guy around nineteen or two thousand and four, two
Speaker 6: thousand and five, when Couchie stopped being.
Speaker 1: Harry Okay, so that's a tough start already. I don't
Speaker 1: know when Couchie stopped being Harry. Oh, I know when
Speaker 1: I got into the game. Yeah, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't have the numbers. When you got into the game.
Speaker 1: Was Coochie Harry or not Harry? I'd say it was
Speaker 1: like seventy thirty not Yeah, yeah, that's about where I was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like, yeah, it's been primarily balls my whole life.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, but in my life, it stops
Speaker 1: being bald when that comfort grows mm hmmmm h like
Speaker 1: the first time. Nah and then yeah yeah yeah, get
Speaker 1: it comes back. It finds this way back into your home.
Speaker 1: Like I like that. It's like a It's like it's
Speaker 1: like a familiar old sweater. Come on back home there.
Speaker 1: You've had a long journey out there. It's in August.
Speaker 1: Let me pull out my butt.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, I I as far as I knew it,
Speaker 2: But I do like this. This does track, at least
Speaker 2: logically that like two thousand and four hours I was
Speaker 2: probably had been having sex for a year at tops.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean too, a year, whole calendar year
Speaker 1: at that point.
Speaker 2: Either way, we were both close to two thousand and four,
Speaker 2: I assume in our start game, and so I would
Speaker 2: say I would say that the music that predates that
Speaker 2: did feel a.
Speaker 1: Lot more like what I knew to be R and B.
Speaker 1: And then everything that.
Speaker 2: Is post date that excluding Confessions and a few sort
Speaker 2: of like confessions, is Harry Couchie it is. That's that's
Speaker 2: a really good point. But I think there's a few examples,
Speaker 2: but they become less and less after that point.
Speaker 1: When did get It showed, I think that was I
Speaker 1: think that was the breaking down. That was the end
Speaker 1: of Harry Couch.
Speaker 2: You're saying that we shouldn't be measuring by the Willennium,
Speaker 2: we should be measuring by pre and Polly get It Shaddy, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because that was like that's I think everybody can agree
Speaker 2: that's called Cucci music.
Speaker 1: But see, I think Lloyd had some Harry Coucy.
Speaker 2: Music with which songs like like that south Side, that song.
Speaker 1: Like that's just meaning up to be nasty. You know
Speaker 1: what it is is that it used to be. And
Speaker 1: this is I hope people understand what we're saying when
Speaker 1: we say Harry Coucy music. Yeah, I think I think
Speaker 1: it's my heart understands it. But I can't verbalize.
Speaker 2: I think it's sort of a raw R and b
Speaker 2: uh that that doesn't that isn't sort of wanting to
Speaker 2: have abs and and titty meet as much as having
Speaker 2: like your fucking your belly hanging over your belt. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you're going through it and you just really your
Speaker 2: whole heart into this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're worried about you. Do you mean is D'Angelo
Speaker 1: Harry Coucy music? Absolutely? Yeah? Yeah, like braids coming out
Speaker 1: a little bit? Come on, man, come on, yeah, Manlo
Speaker 1: looked to that. The Angelo looked good for a year
Speaker 1: and a half.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, he had like a year
Speaker 2: and a half of halbs and then that man turned
Speaker 2: into a Google.
Speaker 1: I don't like you better. I like fat And that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: It's like we were still like, nah, that's still sex embodied.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do. I do. Like, Man, this is a
Speaker 1: good This is a good I do because now if
Speaker 1: I think about it, I want all the Harry Cucure music.
Speaker 1: I don't really it's my preference for sure.
Speaker 6: Damn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this they continue.
Speaker 6: Because if you go back and listen to R and
Speaker 6: B from like the fifties up until like the late
Speaker 6: nineties who she was Harry and I'm my early forties.
Speaker 6: But you would just had to have been around to
Speaker 6: understand that it was a different type of situation when
Speaker 6: she was Harry. Like, it's just it's just you stop
Speaker 6: begging here, I'm sire, I'm high ship playing.
Speaker 1: No, don't be sorry. First of all, we love you.
Speaker 1: And also here's go with me on this. Here's here's
Speaker 1: what I think. Yeah, this is just what oh no,
Speaker 1: Harry Cuci. It's like, uh, I feel like it's there's
Speaker 1: more maintenance to be done. There's hair you gotta wash,
Speaker 1: there's you know what I mean. It's just like it's
Speaker 1: just like there's more attention that needs to be paid.
Speaker 1: We're Baldcucci is just like set it and forget it.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. We're bald. Now we don't
Speaker 1: have to take care of anything. You don't have to
Speaker 1: tend to your garden. And that's why the music is
Speaker 1: a lot less involved in a lot more fun partying.
Speaker 1: So you want to invest in Harry Pussy, you don't
Speaker 1: really got to invest in Balcouci.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you like it because you you know it's quality
Speaker 2: m and and that takes work.
Speaker 1: That takes love, that takes maintenance. To your point, you
Speaker 1: know what it is, Harry Coochy is a stew, Paulo,
Speaker 1: that's McDonald's. Wow, you can just go get it.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna call any coochie McDonald's. Uh, I'm too
Speaker 2: big a fan.
Speaker 1: McDonald's isn't delicious in the record. That's my favorite restaurant. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I struggle to think of a restaurant I love more
Speaker 1: than McDonald's.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. But you can't get you can't
Speaker 2: get the homemade classics. No, no, no, there's no stew.
Speaker 2: Everybody has one order they like and then they just
Speaker 2: ride that for the until the end of time.
Speaker 1: And I love the chicken and cheese. There's no oxtails
Speaker 1: there right right, you know what I mean. You know
Speaker 1: they were trying to charge me twenty dollars to get
Speaker 1: some goat in the park. Yeah, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm the only one out here who wants this. You
Speaker 1: have a Haitian truck in Genver, Colorado. You're lucky I'm here.
Speaker 1: You know how lucky you are that I happened past
Speaker 1: it Jazz in the park to eat your goat. None
Speaker 1: of these people want it twenty dollars.
Speaker 2: I think it's so funny because they had so little
Speaker 2: business that day that they were in the back like
Speaker 2: all right, how far can we push this?
Speaker 1: Yeah? How because we got to make up for lost time.
Speaker 1: Nobody was even standing over there. It was just me.
Speaker 1: I was so mad, bro, I was so mad. But
Speaker 1: that's on you there, because I buy it.
Speaker 2: But that's what I'm saying, is that that the signs
Speaker 2: were there that this wasn't quality on some level, on
Speaker 2: some level of the experience, somebody was unhappy because they
Speaker 2: somebody should have wanted to be at least adventurous and
Speaker 2: been like, well, that's different than all the other ones.
Speaker 1: Sure, right, right, right right.
Speaker 2: I think I don't think people think goat is good
Speaker 2: though I really fucked with goat man. Of course it's amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't think like the general public heats
Speaker 1: go oh, that's crazy. White people he go. I don't
Speaker 1: think white people he go, I know them. Have you
Speaker 1: ever seen one a white person eating the goat? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Not the way I think you're making me think about
Speaker 2: it in my head.
Speaker 1: Well, les part of this out you kid, you standing
Speaker 1: up that made me think that the goat was still
Speaker 1: alive and then just biting into.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 2: And my answer was no, but I don't my dad
Speaker 2: maybe like Indian restaurant type situations.
Speaker 1: That also seems like he eats like plantains and stuff.
Speaker 1: I feel like my dad's an adventurous Yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like that's not the typical. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think I often assume it is because that's my
Speaker 2: blind spot. Is I go that's white people's ship and
Speaker 2: sometimes it's just my dad.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about when I was at the park.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I've ever paid for goat wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh man, yeah, I think I've only ever had it.
Speaker 1: So one time my mom in this Ethiopian guy went
Speaker 1: halfs on like a side of goat. Okay years ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he had so much got this guy O. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 2: It never occurred to me that you could split the
Speaker 2: goat with somebody else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so funny. But they split like a
Speaker 1: half of it. Yeah, so it's like a side order
Speaker 1: goat eat Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of goat. Go to the big
Speaker 1: as fuck, go to big Enough. Yeah. It's just me
Speaker 1: and you in this apartment, right, mom, third day, this
Speaker 1: week with Goat Sandwiches. I'm uh, just to get a
Speaker 1: little tired. There's always stupid, but that's a good fried
Speaker 1: go to side Haitian food truck aside. Yeah, Harry Coochy Music,
Speaker 1: I think I think he's right on the money with
Speaker 1: his timeline.
Speaker 2: I don't disagree with it at all. It feels very
Speaker 2: accurate to me. It feels very true, and I do
Speaker 2: think that there are some people out there trying to
Speaker 2: push back into that wave. I think currently we're heading,
Speaker 2: I think in the direction where Harry Cuchie Music could
Speaker 2: find its way back.
Speaker 1: So don't give up, hope. Oh, I think the whole
Speaker 1: ship's about to get flipped. Because I also think when
Speaker 1: times is hard, couchies get hairy. I think when this
Speaker 1: country is going through strife, that's a beautiful statement. Couchies
Speaker 1: get hairy, you know what I mean? The Civil Rights Bush, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Woman's fridge movement, La riots Yo. That ship was going crazy.
Speaker 2: Was the amount of pussy that grew through that oj trial.
Speaker 2: When unshaved in protests through oj it selma, that's how
Speaker 2: they kept them skirts from sweating.
Speaker 1: Moisture absorbent. But I do I do believe that when
Speaker 1: this country is going through a difficult time because we
Speaker 1: need to get back to ourselves. We need to get
Speaker 1: back to our roots. You know, you've seen the politics.
Speaker 1: It's going nuts. Absolutely, we got tariffs.
Speaker 2: We absolutely got therfs. What we also need is a break.
Speaker 2: We're gonna say one more break and then when we
Speaker 2: come back.
Speaker 1: We'll do a couple more voicemails. We'll get out of here,
Speaker 1: all right, more David more Langston More. Ma. Mama told me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I got Dick in the face, Craig, see
Speaker 5: if he's okay, and.
Speaker 1: I want to see if you're okay. We both do.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to my mama to.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to my mama told me, we're we're still
Speaker 2: being rascals. We're just sugging around talking, talking to you all,
Speaker 2: listening to your voices at least.
Speaker 1: Uh. And here we go.
Speaker 2: We're gonna listen to a few more voicemails. Oh, this
Speaker 2: one's provocative. I'm gonna I'm gonna play this here. We
Speaker 2: don't even tell me the titles.
Speaker 1: Here we come.
Speaker 4: Hey, what's going on? Uh? I'll call it a freaking
Speaker 4: bullshit black Mexican. Yeah, against his ship whatever otherways, My
Speaker 4: mama told me the ice coming after black people.
Speaker 1: Next pause, Uh, absolute fuckolutely watch out, y'all, this is
Speaker 1: a problem. I'm with him. I have nothing else to say. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't like, you should be upset when they're coming
Speaker 1: after the other people too.
Speaker 2: I didn't like how hard he laughed. Uh that that
Speaker 2: rubbed me a little wrong.
Speaker 1: But I think he just feels double affected because he
Speaker 1: said he's black in Mexican. Yeah. I think he's just realizing.
Speaker 1: He's like the world's crashing down. He's like telling his wife,
Speaker 1: you got to grow it out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's getting nasty. And I will say that
Speaker 2: that before we continue. I've seen a lot of weird
Speaker 2: ship where people are going like a, y'all voted for him.
Speaker 2: I that's what you get. And it's like, if you
Speaker 2: don't shut your dumb ass.
Speaker 1: Bro, that's the stupidest response to that ship, because then
Speaker 1: what okay? Then what okay? Then what we're still you won? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're smart on the internet.
Speaker 2: You won the game that we all lost. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: congrat you fucking elations. I hate that ship, bro. I
Speaker 2: guess you're gonna be smarter than everybody at the end
Speaker 2: of the world. That's a good feeling.
Speaker 1: It's so not like, at least, if you're gonna be annoying,
Speaker 1: figure out a way to be fun annoying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is like, this is like boring annoying. Yeah,
Speaker 2: are you just gonna laugh?
Speaker 1: I hate that ship. I hate that ship because it's
Speaker 1: like I get it. I'm scared too. Man, shit's going down.
Speaker 1: It's real terrible. You need to win.
Speaker 2: You're feeling you're feeling so powerless that you just are
Speaker 2: needing to shoot something on the ground. You gotta stomp it.
Speaker 1: You're also doing it to your echo chamber, which is
Speaker 1: the craziest thing about the Internet. It's like, who you
Speaker 1: say that to the people that happened to? Are you
Speaker 1: saying that to the twenty people who follow you who
Speaker 1: think like you do? Like? What are we doing?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: It's crazy? Here we go.
Speaker 4: But anyways, I'll be laugh because it's it's tragically funny.
Speaker 1: Because you know, I'm glad he explained him. Yeah he's wrong.
Speaker 4: But if we look at history, you know they are
Speaker 4: going to go whittle down the list and go down
Speaker 4: people and persecute them next or whatever. But also we've
Speaker 4: we've heard some Ice agents referred to this, Uh Uh,
Speaker 4: but uh, disturb and.
Speaker 1: You are doing great.
Speaker 2: He's all right anyway that kick.
Speaker 4: And uh, I know it's not the funniestic, but no,
Speaker 4: you could laugh about it and bring awareness to it. Uh.
Speaker 4: But uh. Also David Bojo said.
Speaker 1: Oh, we were a British colony. We don't. We don't
Speaker 1: speak French. People love really thinking I speak French. Sierra
Speaker 1: Leone does sound like it would have been a French
Speaker 1: I think it is a French word. Yeah, it sounds
Speaker 1: like it would have been there doing. Yeah. No, we're
Speaker 1: the we're British colony. I appreciate that man, Thank you.
Speaker 1: I like French. How are you? I don't even think
Speaker 1: he listen, you're more French than I gave you a compliment.
Speaker 1: As far as that ship that he was saying, hell,
Speaker 1: yeah they're coming for black people, then they're coming for you, stupid,
Speaker 1: fucking poor white people. You think he cares about you?
Speaker 1: You think that guy likes you, You fucking idiot. It's
Speaker 1: the club.
Speaker 2: You're not in it, bro, He's he's kill everybody. He's
Speaker 2: starting with Rosie o'donald, just to see if we'll let
Speaker 2: him do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean, which is a lot
Speaker 1: of people's gateway into thing.
Speaker 2: Like, he really just needs this to be like a
Speaker 2: public shooting, because if we let him get away with
Speaker 2: this ship.
Speaker 1: He's cruising. Yeah, he's about to cruise through everybody else. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys fucking voted for give him all that money.
Speaker 2: Bris likes about to be bad here, he's gonna have.
Speaker 2: That's gonna be his day. Is making a list and
Speaker 2: checking it twice.
Speaker 1: Yuck, yuck. And black people, you're you, You will be
Speaker 1: a target. Nobody is safe. No, it's real scary ship anyway.
Speaker 1: Uh So, resistance starts in the home. Start growing that here. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I just it's really the only way I feel any control.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm staring at them because I'm hoping they're listening.
Speaker 2: The man said something important. I hope you listen anyways, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna play one more. Yeah, this one seems like
Speaker 2: it objectively will end up being lighter than that one.
Speaker 3: Care on the bus.
Speaker 1: Listen. I also think Kevi on stage is cool. I
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: I like that in in that in that scenario, he
Speaker 2: was like, keV on bus, no, no, no, keV on
Speaker 2: the bus.
Speaker 1: Does make you sound dumb on the bus.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I I I I.
Speaker 1: Think it sucks that you're calling us on the bus.
Speaker 1: Sucks if this is not you, This is just I
Speaker 1: hate when people are on the phone on the bus
Speaker 1: in general, and that's Benson cell phones came out.
Speaker 2: And I hate that that you're drunk on the bus.
Speaker 1: I hate, you know what I mean, Like, I hate
Speaker 1: the whole vibe that got you to calling us. Do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean that likes he's deep, he's deep.
Speaker 2: In it where he's like drunk, but he's on the
Speaker 2: bus and he's but he's like aware of it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's like there's too much noise in the background that
Speaker 2: I can't address this, So here we go.
Speaker 1: But I mean, we've all gotten you raised your hand
Speaker 1: if you haven't gotten drunk on the bus. Brother, most
Speaker 1: of my bus rides I've been drunk. Come on, shout
Speaker 1: out to the thirty eight forty nine, the eight X
Speaker 1: drunk or drinking, Yeah, drinking actively on the buzz A
Speaker 1: wanted time. I used to fill up half a coke
Speaker 1: bottle with some cracking. Oh that was your cracking day,
Speaker 1: And I'd be riding the bus to the club. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, ride the bus to the clubs. Suck. It
Speaker 1: fucking sucks. Like you get off the bus in your
Speaker 1: nice clothes, like you weren't just on the fucking but
Speaker 1: like it's like so hard to go from Like don't
Speaker 1: want to get stabbed to get pussy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I always used to get myself about
Speaker 2: a block and a half. That's smart. I'd get off
Speaker 2: a little early, finish the cracking, take it, take a
Speaker 2: couple of swigs, do a lap.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what I mean. You gotta walk round. Well,
Speaker 1: you gotta get bused off of you. Yeah that's real. Yeah,
Speaker 1: really get off of you. Also, when going to meet
Speaker 1: up with a woman, same thing. Yep, you can't dust
Speaker 1: off of you. Yeah, you can't just go from the
Speaker 1: bus to her door.
Speaker 2: And I think that that maybe is an important lesson
Speaker 2: for our listeners. There is nothing wrong with riding the bus.
Speaker 2: We we do not look down on anybody who uses
Speaker 2: public transportation in any form. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: If that's what you need, if that's what you want,
Speaker 2: if that functions for your life, that's fucking awesome. But
Speaker 2: get that bus off of you.
Speaker 1: Get the bus off. What you're seeing on that bus
Speaker 1: that's not good for the spirit. Don't take it into
Speaker 1: the bar. That's not good for communication. Because you also,
Speaker 1: ever notice nobody likes your bus story. Nobody wants the
Speaker 1: bus store. When you come in and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just let nobody's like, oh cool, damn, that's not
Speaker 1: like the bus. Yeah, yeah, I just jerking off. Nobody's
Speaker 1: like awesome stories.
Speaker 2: Yeah, truly, if you saw somebody jerking off in this building,
Speaker 2: you'd be like, oh, that's a good story.
Speaker 1: But on the bus, I'm like, that's a bus. You're
Speaker 1: on the bus. Okay, you're on your way over here. Hey,
Speaker 1: and now get that off of you. Get that bus off,
Speaker 1: take a lap. That's important for kids to know. Call
Speaker 1: a friend. Just something that makes you a little bit more.
Speaker 1: You again, go dip in the corner store, buy some gum,
Speaker 1: whatever you gotta do. Absolutely like that.
Speaker 2: I think a beautiful way to to to perhaps end
Speaker 2: this thing.
Speaker 1: Oh there's more, there's more on the bus. We just we.
Speaker 2: Literally didn't even hear any information from Kevin on the bus.
Speaker 3: But I'll be listening to a podcast and I just
Speaker 3: killed my first I call all right, and now I
Speaker 3: see you. Why people call you a little freaky Joe
Speaker 3: basically her. That's why I asked, okay, but also I
Speaker 3: had a clutch scene when it seems like this is
Speaker 3: the right place.
Speaker 1: To ask a question.
Speaker 3: The other colored gradients to light k versus dark seams,
Speaker 3: because I went my entire life thinking maybe you know,
Speaker 3: I was a regular you know, dark as American, and
Speaker 3: so I asked about the past their football, and he
Speaker 3: told me I was to play wide receiver.
Speaker 1: I have big thoughts on that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do too, But I think it's better if
Speaker 2: you kick him, Mom. I think I'll come off better
Speaker 2: if you start. No, that the wide receiver of it
Speaker 2: all specifically is very interesting because while I think we
Speaker 2: can agree that in attitude, basically the second most light
Speaker 2: skin position in football, okay, sure right, yeah.
Speaker 1: We defensive backs is first? Oh no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't think that. Actually it is first. It is first,
Speaker 1: but I field dominated by a lot of dark skinned heroes.
Speaker 1: Come on, Jerry Rice is not light skin. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean too? Like dark skin dudes. Who's the
Speaker 1: other guy on Philly? Freddy? His name Freddy Jackson, the receiver? No, no,
Speaker 1: you know, I knew one name, and I didn't. I
Speaker 1: should not have gone an you saw me. I can
Speaker 1: serve nothing, but you cut this out. We can cut
Speaker 1: this out, we can cut this here, this motherfucker gum.
Speaker 9: You know Freddy Freddy Street Street College, your favorite. The
Speaker 9: point is, uh yeah, wide receiver. I feel like traditionally
Speaker 9: are divas but a lot of dark skinned men. And
Speaker 9: it almost it's almost like wide receiving is the great equalizer.
Speaker 1: In this brutal, brutal color war to which we've all
Speaker 1: been embroiled. Yeah. I think that there are probably we
Speaker 1: would all benefit from a little bit of a standardizing
Speaker 1: of our conversations around light skin versus dark skin. And
Speaker 1: I think, unfortunately, I think unfortunately getting a Congress as
Speaker 1: it were together to be able to cover this this
Speaker 1: almost an impossible feed. I mean, I saw it when
Speaker 1: we had that clip Go Big. We had a clip
Speaker 1: go Big, Yeah, and then somebody else had a clip
Speaker 1: go big where they were remixing what we said. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Did you see that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And it hurt my feelings, yeah whatever. I tried to
Speaker 2: sort of play it cool, but no, it did deeply
Speaker 2: cut my mind.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think I think there's a part of me that
Speaker 2: that understood exactly the point that I think was important,
Speaker 2: and it felt like I had failed in communicating that point.
Speaker 2: Now that's the internet, bro, That's what they do is
Speaker 2: y's the point. That's whole the internet is people listening
Speaker 2: to what you say to me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well and not like hearing what you said.
Speaker 1: That was because you didn't make a bad point. But no,
Speaker 1: but I do know that like what ends up happening
Speaker 1: is they pull a moment and then they activate that moment, right,
Speaker 1: But it made me feel stupid for allowing a space
Speaker 1: to be the moment, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Don't feel bad for trying. Thanks, thanks David. Let these
Speaker 1: stupid people. That's how I get through it. I just
Speaker 1: assume everybody on the internet is really really stupid, and
Speaker 1: then it makes me feel good about myself. And I
Speaker 1: read their comments, I'm like, because there's no I never
Speaker 1: read a comment where I'm like he got me. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I always read a comment
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that's because you're dumb. Yeah I feel
Speaker 1: that way, but I still want them to like me,
Speaker 1: and that that's my burden. But you don't. Do you
Speaker 1: want stupid people to like you? I think so as
Speaker 1: much as you want more people to like you.
Speaker 2: No, but I I think I think I still need
Speaker 2: them very badly and uh and until I evolved past
Speaker 2: whatever that feeling is, then I then.
Speaker 1: I'm not safe emotionally socially. Man, you really that's like
Speaker 1: really saying the quiet part out loud.
Speaker 2: I didn't love that, No regread it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna press play on this. I hate
Speaker 1: that that happened.
Speaker 3: And that was the first time in my life I
Speaker 3: had ever been who like im So like y'all could
Speaker 3: let me know, is it like a colored grady is
Speaker 3: a charge or something I could have referred to as
Speaker 3: I would like to know, sir, Wow, my mother is chocolate.
Speaker 3: I've always wanted to shock it. I've got a shock
Speaker 3: a baby. But appairly, I myself am not. So y'all
Speaker 3: could give me some insight on there.
Speaker 1: It'll be great. Thank you. Here's a tough thing about this. Please.
Speaker 1: We're two people who have never been middle spectrum, so
Speaker 1: to get any sort of like real answer from us
Speaker 1: is difficult. Nobody was ever right, like what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Like Juno Rocks? Like nobody was ever.
Speaker 2: I mean, I want to propose something, okay, right here
Speaker 2: and right now I believe that we could do a draft.
Speaker 2: I believe that we could assemble a team. This is
Speaker 2: a slippery slow brother. I I'm scared of what I'm
Speaker 2: saying already. I don't feel safe. I mentioned that earlier,
Speaker 2: and now I'm trying something insane. But I do believe
Speaker 2: that we could assemble a team of men and women
Speaker 2: of various shading ingredients, and we could do a true
Speaker 2: draft of the tent poles by which light skinned and
Speaker 2: dark skinned are determined.
Speaker 1: Like we like in this room. You mean we get
Speaker 1: like ten people. I think we could. I think we
Speaker 1: I think we could get a couple of past guests.
Speaker 1: I don't think we can afford.
Speaker 2: Ten, uh, because we pay I think our resources are limited.
Speaker 2: But I think if we could get a nice group together,
Speaker 2: we could figure it out for celebrity sort of tent poles.
Speaker 1: We do need to. It would be nice to have
Speaker 1: some uniform, right, And it's not really for and I
Speaker 1: don't think this is we're really good guys. This is
Speaker 1: how you know we're good guys, because there's isn't for
Speaker 1: my benefit, This isn't for your benefit. We know where
Speaker 1: we're at.
Speaker 2: I know I know what's light skin to me? I
Speaker 2: know what's light skin to me? I'm good, Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 2: I'm chilling. What's dark skin to you? Hey, brother, what
Speaker 2: we're not gonna do is got your media. I'll tell
Speaker 2: you this. This podcast is a lot of things, but
Speaker 2: it will never be got your media. You're not gonna
Speaker 2: You're not gonna tuck her calls and me into something nasty.
Speaker 2: That's private, brother, that's absolutely private. What's dark skinned to me?
Speaker 2: And frankly, it should be private to everybody. Make politics
Speaker 2: private again. That's how I feel.
Speaker 1: I like that. So you want to draft them? I
Speaker 1: think we should. I think we should. I'm with that.
Speaker 1: I think that would be good.
Speaker 2: And if we don't do it, just no, it's because
Speaker 2: we sobered up from this entire conversation.
Speaker 1: Because Will Ferrell stepped in. Hey, fellas, then I got
Speaker 1: L two coming out. I'm not trying to I'm hearing
Speaker 1: something about your drafting niggas. I hate how we talking about.
Speaker 2: I hate to use the word boys, but but now
Speaker 2: I gotta say it because that's the way you're behaving.
Speaker 1: Man's funny. That's a good episode. Yeah, you want to
Speaker 1: tell the people where they can find you? Were done? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah, all right, goodbye? Who got Your City?
Speaker 2: Seveer on Instagram, petre up coming backslass David boy it's
Speaker 2: probably that.
Speaker 1: Something like that. Man, Come on, you know, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get back in the game. What if it was
Speaker 1: backslash Arnold from a different strokes And of course it's
Speaker 1: David Borie. That's a good point. Yeah, there's only one
Speaker 1: one prominent. You can follow me at Langston Kerman on
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Speaker 1: what is dark Skin to you? I don't want to
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Speaker 1: And that's the whole shebang. Bye, bitch, I don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck. Who'll say? What blood own crip.
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