Speaker 1: Welcome back to not just another episode of Alchemy this
Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes that Kevin Pollock. No, no,
Speaker 1: not to worry. That crunching sound is me. Yeah. Little
Speaker 1: comedy tip for y'all if you want to feel funny,
Speaker 1: um as you're putting on your shoes, pouring some cat
Speaker 1: and crunch No no, thank me later, but I digress.
Speaker 1: Let's meet to Rakahawi no particular order. Let's quickly check
Speaker 1: in with Craig Kokowski for his two start of summer review. Ka,
Speaker 1: Memorial Day has happened. Uh you can wear white, gentlemen
Speaker 1: and and ladies. Summer is underway, and uh all you
Speaker 1: Leo's and uh Gemini's maybe out there getting ready to
Speaker 1: celebrate those birthdays. Get those gas grills and cold grills
Speaker 1: fired up because you're gonna be cooking in your yard.
Speaker 1: I've got a surfboard right here in my office, which
Speaker 1: is my wife's. There's a guitar also my wife's. I
Speaker 1: have no cool accoutrement uh in in the office. But
Speaker 1: but happy summer everyone. It feels like it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a good one. And I think the heat is going
Speaker 1: to kill the virus. And uh, I think we're just
Speaker 1: headed towards a happy and healthy autumn. Yes, thank you
Speaker 1: for that. The office you referred to as yours, is
Speaker 1: that also, Carlos. Yeah, it's more her office than mine.
Speaker 1: Just checking. Hey, there's cars Alvarado no longer high see.
Speaker 1: Care to shine some love on chef Marcos. I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know. I don't know. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't even know who that is. You're not watching
Speaker 1: Vote Deck Sailing yet, I'm not. Oh, oh my god,
Speaker 1: all right, we're good, well and we'll stop. I'll tell you,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you where this began quickly, Kevin was sure
Speaker 1: enough it was the last season in the season before
Speaker 1: you said, oh, Jimmie and I are really into this season.
Speaker 1: I forget, I forget which one it was. It was
Speaker 1: just sailing. I didn't know there was an option. I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not kidding. I was like, and then
Speaker 1: I just gonna faded away. Yeah. Yeah, we jumped back
Speaker 1: into Sailing Yacht after not enjoying the first season, and thankfully,
Speaker 1: because the chef on this is arguably the best chef yet,
Speaker 1: he's got a restaurant downtown carl mar Marlu that we're
Speaker 1: gonna go check out. Yeah, Chef Marcos, he's just beyond beyond.
Speaker 1: Brings the amazing cooking of course, and playing, but also
Speaker 1: a personality and disposition. There's never been a not crazy chef,
Speaker 1: you know the right. Speaking of which, look out, it's
Speaker 1: smart Gagliardi time. What MG hammered, Yeah, you knew you
Speaker 1: were meant for show business when blank, When I walked
Speaker 1: on stage for the first time at five years old
Speaker 1: in a production of the Best Christmas Pageant ever? Uh,
Speaker 1: and did a bit and got a laugh? What was
Speaker 1: the what was the what was what we're calling a bit?
Speaker 1: I was playing? I was just a like a it's
Speaker 1: not an extra if you're in a play, right, you
Speaker 1: don't call him extras in place? It was an ensemble.
Speaker 1: I was ensemble. That's the word. I was in the ensemble.
Speaker 1: I was five, and I had I had just gotten
Speaker 1: boxing gloves, uh, and I loved my boxing gloves. And
Speaker 1: so they decided that my character was the little kid
Speaker 1: who was dressed like an angel but wore his boxing gloves.
Speaker 1: It was I walked out on stage and my boxing
Speaker 1: gloves and then the stage manager runs out and takes
Speaker 1: my boxing gloves off, and I stomped my way up
Speaker 1: into the risers where we're all gonna stand and sing.
Speaker 1: And when I stomped away, stomp of stage, and I
Speaker 1: hear laughter from the audience and I turned around and
Speaker 1: I thought, oh, me like, yeah, me like, So that
Speaker 1: was where it all began. That's pretty awesome. I love that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And last but the return of Canker stories for you.
Speaker 1: If you think of leaves, it's James Heeney, Johnny Jim Jack.
Speaker 1: Tell us about your recent gig in San Diego, please,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. It was the most amazing experience. I
Speaker 1: got to play the character of Ron Burgundy for the
Speaker 1: Rock and Roll Marathon, uh, and they liked me so much.
Speaker 1: In October they wanted me to come up for the expo.
Speaker 1: So I came for the expo and I was just
Speaker 1: the original person that was doing it. Lost the gigs.
Speaker 1: They booked something and just didn't give notice. But they
Speaker 1: just did lines from the movie and there's such inappropriate lines.
Speaker 1: I ended up improvising most of it, and I was
Speaker 1: fake interviewing people at the expo, and my favorite thing
Speaker 1: was by the and they had a line of people
Speaker 1: that wanted me to interview with them with a fake
Speaker 1: microphone as they were recording it on their phone. And
Speaker 1: I can't believe I was paid to do something that
Speaker 1: I had so much fun performing. That is what we
Speaker 1: call righteous. Yeah, I'm so glad I asked. That's great
Speaker 1: to hear, and now let's do a damn show. All
Speaker 1: of our scene suggestions have been gathered from listener emails
Speaker 1: or from our patron v i P s. And we
Speaker 1: thank you all from all for your wanted what We
Speaker 1: thank you all for your wanted for wanting to be
Speaker 1: involved in the show geez, as well as supporting who
Speaker 1: wet this cry? You sure all right for supporting us
Speaker 1: to patriot. In fact, after some three episodes under our belts,
Speaker 1: the time has in fact come to step away from
Speaker 1: this glory is fun. We must bid you all a
Speaker 1: grateful so long, not for well forever, but so long
Speaker 1: for now. New episodes will roll out to the end
Speaker 1: of this month of June too, I mentioned for those
Speaker 1: listening long after this date anyway, Thank you again, sincerely,
Speaker 1: if not lovingly, and now on with today's show. Scene
Speaker 1: one was sent in by patron v I P. Thomas Lawson,
Speaker 1: who wrote, Hi Alchemy Gang I get ideas every time
Speaker 1: I listened to you work your magic scene suggestion inheriting
Speaker 1: a circus if you just sign here and here here,
Speaker 1: we just need your right here. Why Beauregard quiet? Now sit,
Speaker 1: I'll sit on your mat. Beauregard, sit on your mat
Speaker 1: while mommy signs the signs the deed. Now sign right
Speaker 1: here at the bottom. You're you're signing as the guardian
Speaker 1: for Beauregard. Well, yes, Beauregard is a dog, and how
Speaker 1: is a dog going to sign a thing? But it's
Speaker 1: a circus. It's a circus. Now I'm just I'm just
Speaker 1: the guardian. I'm just the guardian for Beauregard, signing right
Speaker 1: here for Beauregarded. Now he's the owner. Okay, congratulations, don't
Speaker 1: congratulate me. Congratulate Beauregard. Accuses Beauregard. Beauregard. Congrat congratulate Beauregard. Um,
Speaker 1: congratulations Beauregard. Yeah, I'm packing all my things. I don't
Speaker 1: think this circus thing is gonna be for me. The
Speaker 1: management changed this ridiculous city, passed it onto a dog.
Speaker 1: But Bonzo, you're the number one clown we have. It's
Speaker 1: just not you know, you know what, You're gonna get
Speaker 1: this all wrapped up before the dogs take over. You
Speaker 1: know what it's gonna be like. You know what's gonna
Speaker 1: be like when a dog starts running the show. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess maybe the animals will have more say in
Speaker 1: the show. You they're gonna have more say. You know.
Speaker 1: The first thing that happened over at the other circus
Speaker 1: down the street, the dog started running the clowns riding
Speaker 1: the clowns the dogs. The dogs were riding the clowns,
Speaker 1: and the and the clowns had to go around on
Speaker 1: their knees running into the circle. I'm not sticking around
Speaker 1: for that. That was Rick Circus, right, Rick Circus? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh god Rent, Yeah, they were lower rent And that's
Speaker 1: our future. That's our future. But Bonzo, there's gonna be
Speaker 1: so much room in the car if you're gone. I
Speaker 1: might have taken up the most space in the car,
Speaker 1: but let's be honest, that car was so full of love.
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be okay without me. Well, can
Speaker 1: I can I get your Seltzer bottle? This? I guess
Speaker 1: so I actually plan on not being a clown at
Speaker 1: all anymore. I've always kind of wanted to get into Bonso,
Speaker 1: how was your last day at the circus? Well, it
Speaker 1: was it was rough. I wish I would have gotten
Speaker 1: out a couple of days earlier. My knees are scraped
Speaker 1: the hell right because of the dogs writing you. Do
Speaker 1: you want to help with the big shows? Do you
Speaker 1: want me to help you take the Yeah? If you
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind. Wow, let's do the left one. Here we go,
Speaker 1: and the right one. Oh that's a nota okay, Bonzo,
Speaker 1: you are looking for investors in your startup and you
Speaker 1: have come to the right place. You know, we were
Speaker 1: we he says. He says he feels the same way.
Speaker 1: This is the right place and he can't wait to
Speaker 1: work with you. Oh will Bonzo not be speaking for himself? No, no,
Speaker 1: I for for the record, Beauregard and I are going
Speaker 1: into basiness together, but I'm going to be doing all
Speaker 1: the talking. You say into basiness, I did say into basiness.
Speaker 1: The worry is I'm kind of I'm legally obliged to
Speaker 1: work with Beauregard. I'll have to do circus work. Let
Speaker 1: me you say legally obliged. Frankly, the only reason why
Speaker 1: we're interested is because I've and now no, no disrespect
Speaker 1: to you. Beauregard has money, you know, he has assets,
Speaker 1: and he's a good boy. He's a good So you
Speaker 1: want to copyright the word baseness? Yeah, it's going to
Speaker 1: be part of my name for the for the well,
Speaker 1: the baseness. Okay, and are you spelling it b A
Speaker 1: y s. No, it's spelled the same way as the
Speaker 1: word business pronounced baseness Okay, that would be it could
Speaker 1: be a problem for the copyright Yeah, because I think
Speaker 1: any judge would rule that kind of a common word. Daddy,
Speaker 1: how was your last day at the copyright office? It
Speaker 1: was it was the worst. Oh, you kids haven't seen that.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take your shoes off for you. It's time
Speaker 1: for you to relax. Now. My shoes are so tight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're so tight. I'm so sick of being an uptight
Speaker 1: businessman with these tight leather shoes. Uh, Dad, you always
Speaker 1: told us we could follow our dreams, so maybe it's
Speaker 1: time for you to follow yours. Yeah. Well, well, thanks Charlie,
Speaker 1: Thanks Rico. Uh you know I've I've always wanted to
Speaker 1: open a frozen drink stand at Uh we can help yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we can help you. Yeah, you'd help me make pina
Speaker 1: coladas and margarita's for all the beach goers. Well you're dead,
Speaker 1: hey kid? Um? Yeah, just like a opinion. You work here? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well can I get for you? Here? You go? There?
Speaker 1: You go to Dakaris? Thank you, chap. I'd like an opinion.
Speaker 1: How old are you? What would you like? I'd like
Speaker 1: an opinion? Colada? You want that ship strong? Yeah? Again?
Speaker 1: How how old are you? Like? Yeah? Are you with
Speaker 1: that babe over there? Yeah? That that that babe over Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's that's my girlfriend. Yes, I'm with that babe
Speaker 1: over there. Oh my god, he's so cute. I got muscles.
Speaker 1: Do you want to feel like? Kid? Are you flirt? Whoa?
Speaker 1: Did you just kiss my girlfriend? I'm just a kid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. What the hell are you doing working in
Speaker 1: a beachside drink frozen drink bar? Well, I'm turning into
Speaker 1: a basiness man. Oh wow, basiness spelled b U s
Speaker 1: I n e ss business. That's right. Do you know
Speaker 1: the definition of business? I bet you're gonna tell me.
Speaker 1: It means from babies two bonnets, from babies to bonnets
Speaker 1: and anyone in between. It could be it. Hey, babe,
Speaker 1: this guy, this kid can't charge us for alcoholic who
Speaker 1: get in trouble. Let's just not pay him, that's true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what, We're just gonna take this. It's gonna
Speaker 1: take this. He's got a shotgun. I do what my
Speaker 1: son says. Huh whoa where did he even come from?
Speaker 1: Behind us? Well? I own the business, but I only
Speaker 1: handle the copyright law martins business. My son's make all
Speaker 1: the drinks and uh and handle all of the transactions.
Speaker 1: And yes, I think you owe us thirty dollars for
Speaker 1: those pat Yeah, and more more more, kiss on the cheek.
Speaker 1: I'm Rico, the accountant, and so the thirty dollars has
Speaker 1: to be cashed. But we'll also consider venmo. Okay, this
Speaker 1: kid can't be more than three. What is he even doing?
Speaker 1: The business is business? Okay? What's your point, Mike? You
Speaker 1: know what? What's your point? Do you want these drinks?
Speaker 1: Old man? Yes, I want those drinks? Young kid? About
Speaker 1: a finger pointing? Okay, mom, dad, how is cabo? Oh?
Speaker 1: Sit down and we'll take your shoes off. Thanks, get
Speaker 1: the left one first, You got it? You got it.
Speaker 1: I just I don't know, Honeywood. We had we had
Speaker 1: a run in with you know. What I took away
Speaker 1: from it is some kids are working, are willing to hustle. Like,
Speaker 1: what do you what did you even do? All? We
Speaker 1: were just play video game. No, I'm glad you brought
Speaker 1: that up. I have a form here that if you
Speaker 1: guys just signed, I could start my new summer job.
Speaker 1: Oh really, let me see this form? Uh? Why did
Speaker 1: That's the section where it says what your job title
Speaker 1: is is blank? Why is that blank? Well? I have
Speaker 1: to kind of audition dad. It's like a it's a circus.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, who is Rick? Who is Rick? And
Speaker 1: what is Rick Circus? I don't know that I like
Speaker 1: you getting a job like this. He's just a kid hunting.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, well, but you guys said, no, I
Speaker 1: I should be more responsible to get a coffee shop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a circus feels like a lot. Yeah, but who knows?
Speaker 1: Who knows? Who knows? Okay, Look, circuses are very competitive
Speaker 1: in this town. There's at least five in a three
Speaker 1: block radius. Uh so you know Rick Circus. Like, we
Speaker 1: we've got to step it up a little bet. Are
Speaker 1: you willing to do that? Kid? Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Speaker 1: I put together four of what I think my best
Speaker 1: talents and maybe you could choose one and see if
Speaker 1: you guys there's no need for that. Get that on
Speaker 1: all fours. I'm gonna put a pug on your back.
Speaker 1: One see two got to us from listener Patrick oh Halley,
Speaker 1: who wrote, Hey yo, alchemists. Don't know who's hosting this week,
Speaker 1: but whoever it is is doing a wonderful job anyway. Wow,
Speaker 1: I was I prefer multi award winning Kevin Paul. I
Speaker 1: was watching Mrs Masil, Thank you Kevin, and I can't
Speaker 1: get past Ethan being five. I'm a teacher and I
Speaker 1: know that that kid has got to be around nine
Speaker 1: years old. The actor does a good job, but I
Speaker 1: know it must be hard to get an actual five
Speaker 1: year old right now. But I digress my scenes and
Speaker 1: why is it hardy and a five year old right
Speaker 1: right now? Supply chain, supply chain, supply chain is broken down?
Speaker 1: But I digress. Patrick goes on My scene suggestion is
Speaker 1: adults being passed off as children, but only one person
Speaker 1: isn't buying it. Thanks for all you do, love Patrick, okay,
Speaker 1: uh Auditioning for Danny, I have Steven is Steven here?
Speaker 1: That's that's me. I'm Stephen oh all right, Stephen, come
Speaker 1: on in. You have the sides? Thanks? Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: got it. I got I'm ready with the same you're
Speaker 1: signed in. Hold on really quick? Can I just say
Speaker 1: he looks so cute and that angel costume with those
Speaker 1: boxing gloves. Thanks. Well, look, you know I read I
Speaker 1: read the script. No, I can hear you. You guys
Speaker 1: are right in front of me, like, yeah, okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: it's you look at Thanks. I appreciate that. Do you
Speaker 1: have any questions for us? No? I mean, um, it's
Speaker 1: a script is pretty self explanatory. These guys, they're all Americans, right,
Speaker 1: that's the yes and the scene. Okay. I just didn't
Speaker 1: know if you guys wanted an accent or anything. How
Speaker 1: many are you? How many? Oh, I'm this, I'm this many? Wow?
Speaker 1: Can I just put sidebar for a second? Do you
Speaker 1: think it's not I'm not like, can hear everything you guys?
Speaker 1: Do you want me to do? You would just like
Speaker 1: me to step out of the room. I'll speak in code.
Speaker 1: He's a big boy. What do you want to say?
Speaker 1: I'm worried that the script is gonna unveil a very
Speaker 1: important figure, like what if there was something he didn't
Speaker 1: know about Santa Claus and the script might unveil that.
Speaker 1: Is there a way we can avoid spoilers? Good concern,
Speaker 1: that's a good concern. Yeah. I don't know why we
Speaker 1: have HR at the auditions these days, but what are
Speaker 1: you gonna do? I think for this very reason, you
Speaker 1: can't keep your hands to yourself. Excuse me. I'm Steven's
Speaker 1: mother and just I was waiting outside. It was taking
Speaker 1: a while. I just want to make sure everything's going. Okay, Mom,
Speaker 1: everything's fine. Get your stop licking my face everything. It's
Speaker 1: a little dirt on your face there, but that's gross, Like, please,
Speaker 1: can you come over here? Come on, Steve's mom. I'm
Speaker 1: the producer of the production. This is our director and
Speaker 1: this is our third pretty HR quick question. R name
Speaker 1: your position, it's my position. Resources. Does Stephen? Does Stephen
Speaker 1: still believe in the magic of the Holidays? Oh? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I haven't told him about Santa Okay, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So this is the concern. Yes, Why are you guys
Speaker 1: so concerned about Santa Claus? What happened to him? No,
Speaker 1: nothing's happened to him. Nothing's happened to Stephen. He's behind
Speaker 1: Stevie and he'll be there on December twenty five. He
Speaker 1: is every year. Thanks, Mom, You've read the sides, as
Speaker 1: you said, you've prepared the audition. So I'm gonna ask
Speaker 1: hr to stand down here. Okay, all right, I'm just
Speaker 1: afraid of what's going to happen. Well, that's your job
Speaker 1: to be afraid, and it's my job to be carefree
Speaker 1: and um yeah yeah, and irresponsible. So Stephen, let's go ahead.
Speaker 1: And when you're ready to go ahead and jump sure, sure,
Speaker 1: mommy daddy, why are you always fighting? Can I just
Speaker 1: give you a quick note? Yeah? Yeah, kind of throw
Speaker 1: that away. It seems like you're making too much of
Speaker 1: a thing. I mean, okay, just throw that away. You're
Speaker 1: not terribly impressed that they're fighting yet again, he's been
Speaker 1: taking improv classes. Yeah, give me a suggestion, then, Could
Speaker 1: I get a suggestion for a way to just throw
Speaker 1: that line away? Okay, children, get around, gather around now.
Speaker 1: I'm about to post a list here. Okay, if your
Speaker 1: name is not on the list, we won't be using
Speaker 1: you this season, but that doesn't mean you can't come back,
Speaker 1: um next season. Um, does anybody have any questions? Let's
Speaker 1: just see the cast list. Okay, okay, um okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. Here we go, Yes, unbelievable,
Speaker 1: A bitch in your first Your HR? Is that correct? Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm a HR. You can call me Judy, Judy. I
Speaker 1: have a concern. My child auditioned for this holiday production
Speaker 1: and was not cast. Now that isn't a concern, But
Speaker 1: when I came to pick her up and she was bawling,
Speaker 1: I saw what looked like seventeen eighteen grown adults walking out,
Speaker 1: high fiving and whatnot, saying to her in your face, Uh,
Speaker 1: what am I missing here? Is this an adult production
Speaker 1: or a child production? Children? I am so sorry, but
Speaker 1: it looks like your daughter didn't make it, so I'm
Speaker 1: actually HR for her. It's it's unfortunate the way the
Speaker 1: lines aren't kind of gets blurry. But she's not an employee,
Speaker 1: so I'm not responsible. Understood, understood, But just between you
Speaker 1: and I just just just human human. Am I crazy?
Speaker 1: Or is this cast full of adults pretending to be children?
Speaker 1: Come on now, full of adults? This is a children's play.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you have to hire the best of the best.
Speaker 1: And they got in their cars and drove away. Some
Speaker 1: looks like some of the kids waiting for them. It
Speaker 1: would be illegal for us to have grown adults portraying children.
Speaker 1: That's not the way it works. That's okay. How did
Speaker 1: the audition for the school play go? Honey? Not great?
Speaker 1: Do you want me to take off your shoes here?
Speaker 1: Let's take him off so you're not comfortable? Yeah, tell
Speaker 1: your mom what happened? What happened you? But peds so wonderfully? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I worked, I worked really hard. I had a song
Speaker 1: and everything I wanted to do. But some some guy
Speaker 1: with a beard's gonna play Annie. Wait, but how does
Speaker 1: that look? Look? Look? Okay? Two things are happening here, darling.
Speaker 1: Two things. Okay, One, our child has no talent, but
Speaker 1: too But two she was beat out by what I
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm losing my mind. I think it
Speaker 1: was all adults. I think there are adults pretending to
Speaker 1: be children in this production. Okay? But also also her
Speaker 1: range is yeah, can we go back to go back
Speaker 1: to one for a second. Were insisting that our genius
Speaker 1: daughter has no talent, no innate talent. I mean, sure
Speaker 1: she's smart, but she doesn't there's no soul behind what
Speaker 1: she's singing, not like you, darling, you when you sing
Speaker 1: their soul? Alright, Tom, alright, Tom, settled there, honey, honey,
Speaker 1: do any character from a Disney movie or attraction go okay?
Speaker 1: Um this here's the wildest riding the wilderness? About that? Tom?
Speaker 1: Does that? Want help? And they were in the same country,
Speaker 1: shepherds biting in the field, keeping watch over their flock
Speaker 1: by night. I low, the Angel of the Lord came
Speaker 1: upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round
Speaker 1: about them, and they were sore afraid, and the angel said,
Speaker 1: unto them, fear not. Well, that's that's really good. Listen,
Speaker 1: you're just hr okay. The director needs to give at
Speaker 1: this point. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I came all right,
Speaker 1: even positive ones, and I just need a quick affirmation.
Speaker 1: There's Judy's huh. Honestly, you're allowed to be here apparently,
Speaker 1: but I don't see anything in the by laws where
Speaker 1: you speak, So thank you, Gerald. Can I ask, uh,
Speaker 1: have you had actual acting training? Have you attended any
Speaker 1: acting class? I don't know if you're sort of genius
Speaker 1: by training or you're a natural, which would you say? Yeah? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean what what I've done nerve uh my method?
Speaker 1: You know, I'm pretty much pretty much classically trained, and
Speaker 1: Gerald remind me, Oh, so that's that's what the posture
Speaker 1: is all about. Jerald. What's how how old are you?
Speaker 1: How many? Um? This many? Okay? Wow, wonderful, wonderful. Did
Speaker 1: you hear you went to Juilliard? Is that a thing?
Speaker 1: Is that? Did that happen? Yeah? That's a thing and
Speaker 1: that happened. Okay. I was expecting to get a lot
Speaker 1: of ship for carrying this security blanket. But m looks
Speaker 1: like I'm all right, Okay, everybody yet round. The reviews
Speaker 1: are in. The reviews are, and now listen, whatever it
Speaker 1: says in the paper, it doesn't mean, it doesn't take
Speaker 1: away from the experience. Our director has been so wonderful.
Speaker 1: He support his entire heart and soul to this production,
Speaker 1: as you all know. Um sure, I'm a producer, but
Speaker 1: I also felt like some of your mothers if I'm
Speaker 1: being honest, being honest, and Judy's here, okay, here we go,
Speaker 1: here we go. Okay, Well the headline is are these
Speaker 1: even kids? This is good performed and we sent them
Speaker 1: to a new place. Yeah, okay, who's the critic? Um?
Speaker 1: Oh that's John Suption Coption attention to John Suption. Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's see what he says. He says, hold on everybody.
Speaker 1: This seems like the people on stage are full grown adults.
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, I was in traffic school
Speaker 1: with one of them two weeks ago. What does you
Speaker 1: mean by hold on everybody? A way to start? Yeah,
Speaker 1: not a great lead. You have to consider the source. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who would say hold on everybody at the time? That
Speaker 1: doesn't mean sense. Also, it implies everyone is speaking at
Speaker 1: him and who is this? You want a pullitzer for criticism? Everybody?
Speaker 1: Let me continue now, everybody just holds on. He wrote that, Well, Um, Judy,
Speaker 1: as you know, the play is a hit, and we
Speaker 1: are we're going to a Broadway. Um, I know, but
Speaker 1: Broadway has Broadway hr. I know it does, and I understand.
Speaker 1: I understand. It's just we want to offer you a
Speaker 1: role role. But I'm I'm this many. We know, we know,
Speaker 1: but there's the grandmother role, the old old grandmother who's dying.
Speaker 1: Every word is dying. Well, but I'm only this many,
Speaker 1: So like that's a little it's a stretch. That's all
Speaker 1: we can do. If you want to be a part
Speaker 1: of the production and you have to always. If you
Speaker 1: haven't noticed, I've snuck into every audition room. I'm at
Speaker 1: all the play readings. Yes, I'll take it. I'll take
Speaker 1: the role. Welcome to Broadway. Wow, children, do I have
Speaker 1: to let the other old lady go? Well, we'll tell
Speaker 1: her right now. Children, get around and get around. What's up?
Speaker 1: What's up? Put the cigarettes out? You shouldn't be smoking.
Speaker 1: We got good news. We're going to the show. What show?
Speaker 1: Were we going to major League Baseball? This show is
Speaker 1: going to Broadway. You said we're going to the show.
Speaker 1: Are we gonna be in the show and to go
Speaker 1: to the show to Broadway? The house seats? Okay, here's
Speaker 1: what I meant. We're going to the show. Prom I
Speaker 1: got tickets for everybody while and while we're in New York,
Speaker 1: we're going to also put up this production. We're a hit. Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: that sounds good. Yeah, we deserve it. So we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to renegotiate salaries. Then, yes, an understudy for the matinees.
Speaker 1: I don't do the matinees. Okay, yes, of course, um, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: we will get to that. We will follow all the
Speaker 1: equity laws and by laws. Is that you know? Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's pretty laws and by laws. Yeah, are you remember
Speaker 1: I am? I am? There's always an asterisk next to
Speaker 1: my name in the in the play. Honestly, I don't
Speaker 1: buy it. I don't buy that you have. And here,
Speaker 1: by the way, oh, this is actually good and bad news,
Speaker 1: good news for Judy kind of. Are you sure that
Speaker 1: I should do this in front of everybody? I think
Speaker 1: that's the time, Tara, Tara, You've done a great run
Speaker 1: here at the local theater. But we're going to Broadway,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna have to let you go. And I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be playing the role of the old old lady
Speaker 1: dying grandma. Okay, okay, okay, hold on, hold on, you're
Speaker 1: doing me a favor. I don't want to go to Broadway.
Speaker 1: I can't do eight shows for seventy four hours. But
Speaker 1: you are from HR and you should not be acting
Speaker 1: in any production of anything other than HR presents. We're boring,
Speaker 1: and since we're since we're being honest, I need you
Speaker 1: all to know I'm not an adult producer. What the
Speaker 1: hell is that? Wait? I'm six. He's taking his trench
Speaker 1: coat off. Three of them, he's four, three kids, he's five.
Speaker 1: We all go to Cartman elementary in your face. Yeah. Second,
Speaker 1: you guys are good actors a Broadway that a scene
Speaker 1: to everybody. Scene three. Scene three comes to us from
Speaker 1: patron Alcamaniac Allison from Philly. Allison was in one of
Speaker 1: our zooms that the Alcomnia actually got to be in,
Speaker 1: and we loved having her with us for that. She wrote, Hi, there,
Speaker 1: I'd like to witness firsthand the writers of junk mail,
Speaker 1: especially the ones just send me pink cardstock and so on.
Speaker 1: Um pretty selected, pre qualified. Yeah, Allison from Philly. So
Speaker 1: the writers of junk mail ps great to hang on
Speaker 1: zoom with you. All those perks are the best, were
Speaker 1: they were the best? Allison technicality, too soon, too soon.
Speaker 1: This is really gonna trick people. Take a look at this.
Speaker 1: It's kind of gold star on the top and it
Speaker 1: says you're the winner. Okay, just if there are no
Speaker 1: bad ideas right now, so please keep going. Huh, Well,
Speaker 1: that was that was what I had prepared over the
Speaker 1: weekend for today. Traditionally, you're in this case would be
Speaker 1: spelled with an apostrophe. Are e yeah ship. Well, I
Speaker 1: mean this is just this is a prototype. I'm sure
Speaker 1: that when we put it to the presses we can,
Speaker 1: but we had a direct policy about presenting in this
Speaker 1: room with your finished product. So I'm sorry, you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to leave the island. Uh I have, I have
Speaker 1: Uh wait wait wait are you see you're leaving the island. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got your bag. Great to see you, Craig go Okay, Timothy,
Speaker 1: what do you got? Yeah? First of all, he should
Speaker 1: have known not to bring a prototype to the finals.
Speaker 1: Come on here, I present to you the envelope in
Speaker 1: which the information will be In the envelope looks like
Speaker 1: it's handwritten. Oh great, love those Yeah, but it's not. So.
Speaker 1: I've developed a font. You can type any name, any address,
Speaker 1: and it looks like it's coming from a friend. Oh
Speaker 1: and you've even got a slight smudge there. That's a
Speaker 1: nice is that well? And that, let me tell you,
Speaker 1: that's where the tech really came in. It wasn't even
Speaker 1: I mean, this is new tech, the smudge tech. It
Speaker 1: looks like somebody did it. And I think the open
Speaker 1: rate on this envelope um an No, I know, we've
Speaker 1: we've had a hard time getting over the open rate.
Speaker 1: A lot of people rip, they read and rip, read
Speaker 1: and rip. I think I think, I think we've got
Speaker 1: an opening here. That is my contribution. That was beautiful.
Speaker 1: Thanks guys, Thanks guys, I got one for you. Yeah, Greg, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, it's gonna work time. It's gonna work
Speaker 1: this time. Yeah. Check this out. Look at that. Look
Speaker 1: at that. Doesn't that look official? Doesn't that look official?
Speaker 1: But technically we can't get in trouble because it says
Speaker 1: Federal Bureau of Investigation, United States of Amcara. See what
Speaker 1: I did. So people are gonna we can't get sued.
Speaker 1: We can't get sued by the defense this time. I
Speaker 1: mean years is a pronunciation issue. I don't know that
Speaker 1: that is gonna clear what I do? Like, do you
Speaker 1: put stickers on it? Well, look it's it's smelled from America,
Speaker 1: but it's pronounced a meccaa. See you look the stickers.
Speaker 1: Look there's eagles. That was an eagle. That one was
Speaker 1: the Great Seal of the United States of Amcara. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: this one's gonna work this time. I promise nobody's gonna
Speaker 1: go to jail again this time. It's Look, if you
Speaker 1: think everything's gonna put us out of business, we're not
Speaker 1: gonna get in trouble this time, guys, I swear, why
Speaker 1: is that? How are we not gonna because I changed
Speaker 1: enough of it around that the government can't get mad
Speaker 1: at us. Todd, Honey, we got an official letter. It's
Speaker 1: from the FBI. Oh shit, I'm not opening it. I
Speaker 1: have nothing to do with this time. You said you stopped,
Speaker 1: You said you stopped all of the bad stuff, and
Speaker 1: here we are not opening the letter. Doesn't make it
Speaker 1: not exist. Okay, we we should burn it. We should
Speaker 1: burn the letter, don't you fucking light. You told me
Speaker 1: we were safe, You told me we were done with
Speaker 1: this life, and now the FBI is sending us letters.
Speaker 1: All right, well, well you know what, maybe if we
Speaker 1: just show up at their office in person and explain ourselves.
Speaker 1: I mean it was it's a simple oopsie loop this
Speaker 1: regretting um this letter. Yes, sir, we haven't opened the letter,
Speaker 1: but we just wanted to the time we will confess
Speaker 1: all of our Well, I wouldn't call them um crime
Speaker 1: record this. No, please please starting local. You don't mind,
Speaker 1: I don't mind, Okay, I mean it's probably in the
Speaker 1: letter anyway, Okay, I Mary Elizabeth Burke, I am admitting
Speaker 1: to the crimes which I have committed. I'll start there. Okay,
Speaker 1: n the crimes, I'm sure they're in your letter, but
Speaker 1: if you need to hear them from me, um, well, baby, Okay,
Speaker 1: I found it, Dan Burke. I have found it pretty precise, Bob,
Speaker 1: Dan Bob Burke, I found it. Is there something wrong
Speaker 1: with the melan niue, Bob Robert, I think would be okay?
Speaker 1: But well, my parents wanted something nice and simple. Damn
Speaker 1: bumper damp, your honor? Can we fast forward through this
Speaker 1: part of the tape? Dan, Bob, you get in here.
Speaker 1: I said, it's attack. I'm coming. I'm coming, mom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's fast forward through this. I think the judge has
Speaker 1: a good point. Prosecution would definitely like the fast forward.
Speaker 1: All right, look, I'm gonna I'm gonna pause that. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna pause the tape right here at six minutes fifty
Speaker 1: one seconds. This is where the confession actually happens, Your honor.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna hit play right here. I found the
Speaker 1: perfect way to fold a dollar bill and have it
Speaker 1: eject from a vending machine and still give sodas. Got
Speaker 1: a little hole in a quarter. We got snacks, we
Speaker 1: got we got chips, we got sweet snacks we got.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's actually a federal crime. Well,
Speaker 1: you that wrong in my notes. Let me fast forward
Speaker 1: a little bit. It's a little further than that. They're
Speaker 1: right here, right here, forty one minutes and fifty two
Speaker 1: seconds play, and that is also not a federal crime.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Let me pause. I'm just gonna fast forward.
Speaker 1: All right. We're at three hours, twenty six minutes and
Speaker 1: nineteen seconds. I think this is what I wrote this
Speaker 1: in my notes. This is where they actually confess to
Speaker 1: a crime. Okay, so you want to a six inch
Speaker 1: tuna with with nothing on? Justus the tuna? Okay, hit pause,
Speaker 1: your honor. I might have grabbed the wrong legal pad
Speaker 1: today coming into the courtroom. Um, you know what, you
Speaker 1: know what, Let me just let me just try one more,
Speaker 1: Let me just try one more. Dig around in here.
Speaker 1: Oh here it is here, it is right here. Wrote
Speaker 1: it on a napkin, so sorry, wrote it on a
Speaker 1: napkin right here. It's at eleven hours and nine minutes
Speaker 1: even right fast forward to that and there it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Um a mega wine? What's that? What was that?
Speaker 1: Did you say? I put myself a mega Uh wine.
Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. Yeah, okay, I mean this are you the bad?
Speaker 1: How are you? It's just where's the other agent who
Speaker 1: got the sandwich is nine hours ago? We're really tired.
Speaker 1: We can pause right there. We can pause right there,
Speaker 1: Your honor. So that begs the question this gentleman on
Speaker 1: the witness stand, what was he doing in there with
Speaker 1: a mega of wine? What were you doing in there
Speaker 1: with the mega of wine? I knew we'd get to
Speaker 1: that spot on the tape eventually. It looks like to
Speaker 1: me he was just re enacting a moment from the
Speaker 1: Johnny Depp heard trial. I may I may have mixed
Speaker 1: my tapes up again, Your honor. I apologize. Well, I
Speaker 1: think it's a great idea for for a scam. But
Speaker 1: I mean, what all right, hypothetically Greg, and you're not
Speaker 1: leaving the island obviously, And yes, I came up with
Speaker 1: the cool fond where it looks like it's handwritten but
Speaker 1: just hybridically with yours. Greg. What if somebody thought they
Speaker 1: were gonna get in trouble and they never actually opened
Speaker 1: the letter, and they take that letter directly to the
Speaker 1: FBI and then incriminate themselves in some kind of well,
Speaker 1: why might that ever happen? Though? What didn't? I'm being stupid?
Speaker 1: So okay, in your scenario, they thin gets the NBI,
Speaker 1: they open it, and they realized that there's a tire seal. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: It's all about the envelope. It's all about the envelope.
Speaker 1: I'm an idiot. I mean idiot. I mean you're under
Speaker 1: arrest for not taking advantage of savings. That's good, that's good,
Speaker 1: that's good. I don't know. I guess I have this
Speaker 1: weird imagination. You know, it just takes me to weird places.
Speaker 1: At least we didn't get kicked off. At least we
Speaker 1: didn't get kicked off the island. Hey, Gregg, can I
Speaker 1: ask you a question? Yeah, since we're just in our
Speaker 1: bunks waiting for tomorrow. Sure, when you close your eyes, like,
Speaker 1: can you actually picture what a MECA would actually look like?
Speaker 1: Like a dream place? It's it's my utopia. It's the
Speaker 1: place I've always wanted to go. We're the only thing
Speaker 1: the Federal Bureau of Investigation is investigating is the price
Speaker 1: of tires. And and nobody nobody bothers you, and and
Speaker 1: you can do whatever you want, and all the mail
Speaker 1: is has stickers. Yeah, and and and and everyone has
Speaker 1: their own circus, even dogs, even dogs, and and and
Speaker 1: then in the circus of my dreams, in the circus
Speaker 1: of my dreams, it's just the dogs riding around on clowns.
Speaker 1: Doesn't that sound nice? Is this? Doesn't that sound nice? Guys? Guys,
Speaker 1: open the window. Holy shit, he keep craig, you came back.
Speaker 1: Let me in, Let me in. I jumped off the boat.
Speaker 1: You're not supposed umped off the boat. Let me come,
Speaker 1: I let me okay here the buds open. Yeah, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, what you are drenched? You're getting water everywhere. Shure,
Speaker 1: I need a pair of close one if you give
Speaker 1: me a pair of clothes, A pair of clothes, A
Speaker 1: pair of clothes, the tops, bottoms, tops, bottoms. All right,
Speaker 1: So you were sent to an island where you were
Speaker 1: forced to brainstorm ideas for for for junk mail. And
Speaker 1: you you weren't compensated in any way for this. You
Speaker 1: you lived in cabins and bunks. That's right. Feel free
Speaker 1: to confirm this at any point. That's that's correct. Well,
Speaker 1: that's that's not a federal crime. Well, it felt that
Speaker 1: we were kidnapped. We were kidnapped well, then the yeah,
Speaker 1: where did you go willingly? Or were you forced to
Speaker 1: go to the okay? Then that you were not kidnapped
Speaker 1: if you went, but it felt it wasn't great. The
Speaker 1: cabins were in full disclosure. I was kicked off the
Speaker 1: island tonight and I risked my life and swam back.
Speaker 1: But it really didn't feel fair. Well they told you
Speaker 1: to go, then you're you're fine. But yeah, but you know,
Speaker 1: Mr Agent, part of me I just I just see
Speaker 1: something fell off your desk. It looks like handwritten letter
Speaker 1: from somebody, so I don't know, it's probably important. Yeah,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, this is from the FBI. You are
Speaker 1: the FBI, right, that's weird. Why with the FBI write
Speaker 1: me a little? But it's written in such a nice cursive,
Speaker 1: it's clearly it's clearly for me. That looks official. Yes,
Speaker 1: Agent Michaels, you got a letter. You were saying, Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if this was the right department to
Speaker 1: go to, but yeah, let's find out what what what
Speaker 1: is your concern about this letter? Well, I I don't
Speaker 1: know why it was sent to my desk or why
Speaker 1: it wasn't done over email or somebody. Uh, you know,
Speaker 1: requested a one on one with me. But it's it's
Speaker 1: a very nice letter. Aside, What is the content of
Speaker 1: concern within the letter? Well, uh, this says that the
Speaker 1: federal First of all, just to say, it reads, if
Speaker 1: you would please. Okay, well, we're getting emphasize it's the FPN.
Speaker 1: We're trying to keep things pretty precise, but okay, it
Speaker 1: reads thank you. Listen up people. Wow, that does feel
Speaker 1: like it says it does. Well, that's that's why. That's
Speaker 1: why I use that that phrase exactly. It says, listen up, people,
Speaker 1: the Federal Breast Investigators need to check the size of
Speaker 1: your bra. Right. Okay, well, I don't know where to
Speaker 1: begin unpacking that, but let's start with the fact that
Speaker 1: you do. You're concerned because of your possible involvement and
Speaker 1: what one feels like I'm implicated in this. It does
Speaker 1: to me as well, but you would know better than
Speaker 1: me as to whether there's any reason for you to
Speaker 1: be concerned. Look, it's really good that you came to
Speaker 1: see us. We are the Federal Boob Investigators. Official investigators
Speaker 1: are breast investigators. Well, there's we have different units here. Yes,
Speaker 1: officially I an official, right, the left one and the
Speaker 1: right one. Right, that's correct, that's correct. Now, um, please
Speaker 1: excuse this work that we're renting our actual headquarters, much
Speaker 1: like the Pentagon is under Yeah, this is very very
Speaker 1: spare here renovation. But there's coffee. This's coffee. Anyway, let's
Speaker 1: get back to your particular case. Um. Now, did you
Speaker 1: know that of bra wearers are wearing a bra that
Speaker 1: doesn't fit them properly? Bobby football tournament in five three there? Um,
Speaker 1: But with your help and this coupon, you can get
Speaker 1: a free fitting. Look, I'm I don't wear bras. I
Speaker 1: I'm not sure why this has to take place on
Speaker 1: an island either though. This it wasn't easy to get here, sure, sure,
Speaker 1: but you are here and you are eligible for a
Speaker 1: free fitting. Or you could also give that fitting to
Speaker 1: a friend or family member, but they have to take
Speaker 1: their way here to the island. I didn't need all
Speaker 1: of these return address labels either, Like I'm never I'm
Speaker 1: never going to use all of these. Those are yours?
Speaker 1: Those yours? You don't pay, don them, I don't need them.
Speaker 1: We gonna we cannot take them back? Actually yours those
Speaker 1: these return address labels? Okay, okay, fair enough, fair enough. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this this feels weird to be honest, like, as an
Speaker 1: agent for so many years, it feels like the tables
Speaker 1: have been turned and I'm on the other side now,
Speaker 1: and it doesn't feel good. It doesn't feel good, right,
Speaker 1: it doesn't feel good, but you know, it does feel
Speaker 1: good when your breasts are cups the way they should be. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, if you if if you need me to
Speaker 1: buy a bra to just get you off my back, uh,
Speaker 1: then then I'll do it. That sounds good. So what
Speaker 1: are we looking at here? It's uh, I think I'm
Speaker 1: a twenty eight a. You know, guys, this has been
Speaker 1: a weird business idea business idea part of me getting
Speaker 1: come out here on this island to buy a brawl
Speaker 1: and then leave it. I feel weird. I feel weird.
Speaker 1: That was the point. We were supposed to feel weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And besides, look, how are we supposed to know what
Speaker 1: makes a good business? We're only this many it's business?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, business? Yea, all right, listen, I say we
Speaker 1: do uh cheerios again for lunch and some juice boxes
Speaker 1: for dinner, all in favor saying these dollar bills look
Speaker 1: almost almost perfect. You can totally use them. You can
Speaker 1: totally use them in the store. We're not going to
Speaker 1: get caught again again. Come on, darling, you say we
Speaker 1: can't get out again again, What are the odds? We're
Speaker 1: pretty much off the grid now and pause it right there?
Speaker 1: Pause it? Did you hear it? I do? I find
Speaker 1: the confession. That is our show for today. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: done everyone. Uh let's um, well, gosh, let's start with
Speaker 1: Dr James Heeney. Thank you so much for at least
Speaker 1: washing your head. Thank you. That was an off That
Speaker 1: was an off recording comment. I only washed the top
Speaker 1: part of my head, but that was private that you've divulged.
Speaker 1: Last chance to break some some news, our second, last
Speaker 1: chance to break some news. Um, but thank you so
Speaker 1: much for being here, James, Yes, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: And please, if you can get a chance and muster
Speaker 1: up the courage to watch the video game footage, go
Speaker 1: to YouTube and check out Team Front. It's a heck
Speaker 1: of a lot of fun. You'll have some laughs even
Speaker 1: if you're not a gamer. Right on. Thank you for that.
Speaker 1: Mark Gagley already, good sir, oh man, thank you, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. This is always so fun. Uh yeah, you
Speaker 1: guys are delightful. What a fun show? Uh and uh
Speaker 1: find me, I'm at mark Gags. We got this with
Speaker 1: Mark and Hall on the Maximum Fun Network and Blood
Speaker 1: and Treasure season two on Paramount Plus. It has dropped.
Speaker 1: Uh July dropped? Hello, Yeah, July on Disneyland's birthday. H Right?
Speaker 1: Even better? Right? And it drops on which network? On
Speaker 1: Paramount Plus? Yeah, I gotta have the US in the
Speaker 1: trek shows. Sure, yeah, well, congrats on that. Look forward
Speaker 1: to singing to thank you again for being a Greg
Speaker 1: Kakowski so much fun. I don't remember what I did
Speaker 1: uh off Mike or on Mike, but but you can
Speaker 1: put it all. You can put all out there for
Speaker 1: the part takeoff. Yeah, we have um a little three
Speaker 1: minute versions of the show that we're going to release
Speaker 1: all the patrons subscribers. That was just the front part
Speaker 1: of the show before we actually starts. Yeah. Yeah. When
Speaker 1: it's usually like do we all have the right mikes?
Speaker 1: The caster's going, can you check your en tester? Mike? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado, thank you, ol Man Shore. I love doing this.
Speaker 1: I love you guys fair enough. I love you back.
Speaker 1: Do you want to steer anyone towards UM? So you
Speaker 1: know what you can go to at Chris Alvarado. That's
Speaker 1: my Instagram where I don't do a lot or you know,
Speaker 1: if you want to see me for probably less than
Speaker 1: one full second on screen, but you still want to
Speaker 1: get a sense of me, check out Hacks. I'm on
Speaker 1: the second the last episode of the second season of Hacks.
Speaker 1: Craig saw he did you recognize me? Okay? So I
Speaker 1: am right now this second and last episode. So the
Speaker 1: whole second season of Hacks is already aired, and it's
Speaker 1: already aired, viewable and viewable on HBO Max Hot damn,
Speaker 1: good news. I will look for you and thank you. Chris.
Speaker 1: You were great. You were great. I should say thanks,
Speaker 1: you know, it's not it's you know, I'm not. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna television like Mark I did, like go to
Speaker 1: Rome and all over the world. We stuff. I just
Speaker 1: went down to Century City and Century City. Chris, Chris,
Speaker 1: stay focused. You're not selling right now. Okay, you're not
Speaker 1: selling at all the show. Why we hired you, Why
Speaker 1: we want you to be in the Hacks universe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right, that's right. I'm in the Hacks universe. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm not happy to be there. Yes, um let's thank
Speaker 1: our producer and engineer to the stars, Mr Doug Bane. Fine,
Speaker 1: folks that I hurt, Media who cannot believe we're saying goodbye,
Speaker 1: bump them. They just don't know what they're gonna do
Speaker 1: without it. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Thank you again,
Speaker 1: each and every one of you. We uh love you
Speaker 1: now more than ever. Please tell everyone you've ever met
Speaker 1: how much you enjoy this show and how you can't
Speaker 1: wait to see those last few episodes. Until next time,
Speaker 1: Shan h