WEBVTT - Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants to Get Waxed

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phones

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<v Speaker 1>happened the return of missus Moshcallopsis. Oh yes, and her

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<v Speaker 1>nephew Marvin, her son, her son Martin Mark.

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<v Speaker 2>I get so confused.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So how irritating is she today? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>So Lillian and Victoria they own a salon and one

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<v Speaker 1>of their you know, one of their customers, Netley, wants

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<v Speaker 1>to play the phone taps. She said, call them up

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<v Speaker 1>because they always get these crazy people calling them. So

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<v Speaker 1>call up and like, say, you want to get a

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<v Speaker 1>wax or something. So miss Mosh Gallopsis wants to get

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<v Speaker 1>a first wax.

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<v Speaker 2>First wax.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good time, she started. Yep, all right, let's

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<v Speaker 1>listen in to missus Daniel, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>For calling spots to Victoria, how can I help you?

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to make an appulment.

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<v Speaker 2>For what kind of service?

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<v Speaker 1>I want to make a wax and appuyment?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, we do axing. Which part of the body

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<v Speaker 2>did you want?

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<v Speaker 1>Huh?

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<v Speaker 2>We do bikini waxes, under armed waxes, upper lip.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand, Like, what what do you do to

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<v Speaker 1>the bikini line? What happens?

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<v Speaker 2>We apply a wax.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean you can go inside my private parts with wax?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you never wax before?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm an old lady. I don't know. We didn't

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<v Speaker 1>wax our parts back then. But I just got myself

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<v Speaker 1>a boyfriend, and so my son Marvin said, Mom, you

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<v Speaker 1>probably want to get some waxing done for the summer time.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's why I called you.

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<v Speaker 2>Your son told you to get a bikini wax.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my son Marvin, he's up on all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know this stuff. He said

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<v Speaker 1>something about my legs getting the waxing too, because I

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<v Speaker 1>look like a bell.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want the bikini wax and the leg wax?

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<v Speaker 1>If I get a discount? If I get my legs?

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<v Speaker 1>Am my bikinis done?

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<v Speaker 2>No, we don't have any packages. All those are separate.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of giving you a gift because I got

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<v Speaker 1>lots of hair and you'll be taking all my hair away,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm giving you something. Don't you think you should

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<v Speaker 1>be giving me something? Man, I got a lot of hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you he is wor man?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to make an appointment otherwise? I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>sure what else? Tell Doc huh.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well without the senior did a scamp? How

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<v Speaker 1>much does it cost?

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<v Speaker 2>Bazillion? Is seventy eighth? Just the bikinis sixty?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Wait, hold on, so if I go to

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<v Speaker 1>Brazil to get it, I get the senior discount.

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<v Speaker 2>Ma'am, I can't help you any longer. We have customers

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<v Speaker 2>here in person that are in front of me right now,

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<v Speaker 2>so please just give us a callback once you figure

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<v Speaker 2>out what it is that you want. Solon and stop.

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<v Speaker 3>This is le mean speaking. How may I help you?

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<v Speaker 1>Is hallalneen. I was just talking to a really nice

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<v Speaker 1>lady and she told me that if I got a

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<v Speaker 1>wax in there, you give me the senior discounts the.

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<v Speaker 3>Way to go to see this.

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<v Speaker 2>I think she's she's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, ma'am, excuse me just because I'm an old lady

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<v Speaker 1>don't mean I can't hear you. And I heard you

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<v Speaker 1>told me I was crazy in the background.

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<v Speaker 2>Ma'am, I'm sorry about that.

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<v Speaker 3>If you'll we'll offer a senior's discounts, especially for something

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<v Speaker 3>as intimate as waxing.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Can I make an appointment then?

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<v Speaker 2>Of course?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I want to come in at seven thirty am.

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<v Speaker 1>On Wednesday. We don't open until ten ten o'clock in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning, all right, So can you squeeze me in

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<v Speaker 1>at like nine thirty? Because my law and orders on

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to watch my repeats of low and orders.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to make sure i'm home by.

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<v Speaker 3>Ten am, Camanda ding thirty, okay, ma'am. Anything before ten

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<v Speaker 3>am is not enough?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Fine? And how about eight pm?

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<v Speaker 3>Then, I'm sorry, we close at seven pm.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness. You people do not know how to

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<v Speaker 1>do business. You said anything after ten am, So I

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<v Speaker 1>pick a PM and.

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<v Speaker 3>You tell me no, our business is only opening from

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<v Speaker 3>ten am to seven pm. We are happy to help

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<v Speaker 3>you during those hours, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, ma'am, that's Malvin's the one who's going to drive

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<v Speaker 1>me for the wax and can he be in the

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<v Speaker 1>room when I get the waxing done?

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<v Speaker 3>That's hid an unorthodox. We usually don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not Orthodox. I'm a Catholic.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, what she said. She wants to get

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<v Speaker 2>with her son in the room. Ma'am, you can make

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<v Speaker 2>an appointment between ten and seven.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have any respect the old people to talk to.

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<v Speaker 2>Me that way. Respectful that you're calling my place of business, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just asking questions. All I want is to know

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<v Speaker 1>because my son Marvin has to drive me there.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't know what kind of relationship you have

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<v Speaker 2>with your son, but maybe he looks at your all

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<v Speaker 2>day and he could do the waxing for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you? One that I was trying to do

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<v Speaker 1>is make an appoint me to get my private pots

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<v Speaker 1>wax because I got a boyfriend now, and instead of

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<v Speaker 1>being happy for me, you'd be so nasty.

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<v Speaker 2>Man. I am so happy that you have a boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>This is wonderful. Okay, stop calling here now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to make an appollytment and said, taking.

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<v Speaker 2>My appointment off my phone? Huh, I know you hear me.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't possibly hear me.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh are you putting?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna call the I'm gonna trace your call. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna trace your call.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna trace it back to Elvis Durant in the

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. What you've been phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's a phone praise. Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 2>who told you to call us?

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<v Speaker 1>Nelly?

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<v Speaker 2>Nelly? All right, well, tell Nellie that she has to

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<v Speaker 2>pay double now and she comes in for

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<v Speaker 1>A next Ques the Elvis Duran phone tap yep,