Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phones
Speaker 1: happened the return of missus Moshcallopsis. Oh yes, and her
Speaker 1: nephew Marvin, her son, her son Martin Mark.
Speaker 2: I get so confused.
Speaker 1: All right, So how irritating is she today? All right?
Speaker 1: So Lillian and Victoria they own a salon and one
Speaker 1: of their you know, one of their customers, Netley, wants
Speaker 1: to play the phone taps. She said, call them up
Speaker 1: because they always get these crazy people calling them. So
Speaker 1: call up and like, say, you want to get a
Speaker 1: wax or something. So miss Mosh Gallopsis wants to get
Speaker 1: a first wax.
Speaker 2: First wax.
Speaker 1: That's a good time, she started. Yep, all right, let's
Speaker 1: listen in to missus Daniel, thank you.
Speaker 2: For calling spots to Victoria, how can I help you?
Speaker 1: I wanted to make an appulment.
Speaker 2: For what kind of service?
Speaker 1: I want to make a wax and appuyment?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, we do axing. Which part of the body
Speaker 2: did you want?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 2: We do bikini waxes, under armed waxes, upper lip.
Speaker 1: I don't understand, Like, what what do you do to
Speaker 1: the bikini line? What happens?
Speaker 2: We apply a wax.
Speaker 1: You mean you can go inside my private parts with wax?
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Have you never wax before?
Speaker 1: No, I'm an old lady. I don't know. We didn't
Speaker 1: wax our parts back then. But I just got myself
Speaker 1: a boyfriend, and so my son Marvin said, Mom, you
Speaker 1: probably want to get some waxing done for the summer time.
Speaker 1: So that's why I called you.
Speaker 2: Your son told you to get a bikini wax.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my son Marvin, he's up on all that stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know this stuff. He said
Speaker 1: something about my legs getting the waxing too, because I
Speaker 1: look like a bell.
Speaker 2: Do you want the bikini wax and the leg wax?
Speaker 1: If I get a discount? If I get my legs?
Speaker 1: Am my bikinis done?
Speaker 2: No, we don't have any packages. All those are separate.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of giving you a gift because I got
Speaker 1: lots of hair and you'll be taking all my hair away,
Speaker 1: so I'm giving you something. Don't you think you should
Speaker 1: be giving me something? Man, I got a lot of hair.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you he is wor man?
Speaker 2: Do you want to make an appointment otherwise? I'm not
Speaker 2: sure what else? Tell Doc huh.
Speaker 1: All right, well without the senior did a scamp? How
Speaker 1: much does it cost?
Speaker 2: Bazillion? Is seventy eighth? Just the bikinis sixty?
Speaker 1: All right? Wait, hold on, so if I go to
Speaker 1: Brazil to get it, I get the senior discount.
Speaker 2: Ma'am, I can't help you any longer. We have customers
Speaker 2: here in person that are in front of me right now,
Speaker 2: so please just give us a callback once you figure
Speaker 2: out what it is that you want. Solon and stop.
Speaker 3: This is le mean speaking. How may I help you?
Speaker 1: Is hallalneen. I was just talking to a really nice
Speaker 1: lady and she told me that if I got a
Speaker 1: wax in there, you give me the senior discounts the.
Speaker 3: Way to go to see this.
Speaker 2: I think she's she's crazy.
Speaker 1: Hello, ma'am, excuse me just because I'm an old lady
Speaker 1: don't mean I can't hear you. And I heard you
Speaker 1: told me I was crazy in the background.
Speaker 2: Ma'am, I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 3: If you'll we'll offer a senior's discounts, especially for something
Speaker 3: as intimate as waxing.
Speaker 1: All right, Can I make an appointment then?
Speaker 2: Of course?
Speaker 1: All right, I want to come in at seven thirty am.
Speaker 1: On Wednesday. We don't open until ten ten o'clock in
Speaker 1: the morning, all right, So can you squeeze me in
Speaker 1: at like nine thirty? Because my law and orders on
Speaker 1: and I want to watch my repeats of low and orders.
Speaker 1: I have to make sure i'm home by.
Speaker 3: Ten am, Camanda ding thirty, okay, ma'am. Anything before ten
Speaker 3: am is not enough?
Speaker 1: All right? Fine? And how about eight pm?
Speaker 3: Then, I'm sorry, we close at seven pm.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. You people do not know how to
Speaker 1: do business. You said anything after ten am, So I
Speaker 1: pick a PM and.
Speaker 3: You tell me no, our business is only opening from
Speaker 3: ten am to seven pm. We are happy to help
Speaker 3: you during those hours, ma'am.
Speaker 1: Well, ma'am, that's Malvin's the one who's going to drive
Speaker 1: me for the wax and can he be in the
Speaker 1: room when I get the waxing done?
Speaker 3: That's hid an unorthodox. We usually don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not Orthodox. I'm a Catholic.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what she said. She wants to get
Speaker 2: with her son in the room. Ma'am, you can make
Speaker 2: an appointment between ten and seven.
Speaker 1: You don't have any respect the old people to talk to.
Speaker 2: Me that way. Respectful that you're calling my place of business, and.
Speaker 1: I'm just asking questions. All I want is to know
Speaker 1: because my son Marvin has to drive me there.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know what kind of relationship you have
Speaker 2: with your son, but maybe he looks at your all
Speaker 2: day and he could do the waxing for you.
Speaker 1: Why don't you? One that I was trying to do
Speaker 1: is make an appoint me to get my private pots
Speaker 1: wax because I got a boyfriend now, and instead of
Speaker 1: being happy for me, you'd be so nasty.
Speaker 2: Man. I am so happy that you have a boyfriend.
Speaker 2: This is wonderful. Okay, stop calling here now.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to make an appollytment and said, taking.
Speaker 2: My appointment off my phone? Huh, I know you hear me.
Speaker 2: You can't possibly hear me.
Speaker 1: Huh are you putting?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call the I'm gonna trace your call. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna trace your call.
Speaker 1: You're gonna trace it back to Elvis Durant in the
Speaker 1: Morning Show. What you've been phone tapped?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's a phone praise. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: who told you to call us?
Speaker 1: Nelly?
Speaker 2: Nelly? All right, well, tell Nellie that she has to
Speaker 2: pay double now and she comes in for
Speaker 1: A next Ques the Elvis Duran phone tap yep,