Speaker 1: Second d d Well, this happens every once in a while,
Speaker 1: but sometimes before call I need to warn my co
Speaker 1: hosts please do not get too excited. Okay, do not
Speaker 1: make any sensual sounds pretext your husband's that you're not
Speaker 1: coming home today because we have a guy on the
Speaker 1: phone for a second date with an accent. Oh, I
Speaker 1: phone away. My listener's name is Charles. Okay, Charles, Now
Speaker 1: that my co hosts are braced for it, let's hear
Speaker 1: your voice. Hello, masters and bangs. All he said was hello,
Speaker 1: all right, so welcome to the show, Charles. And I'm
Speaker 1: apologizing ahead of time here, but it's totally okay. I mean,
Speaker 1: I get it all the time here. Honestly, it must
Speaker 1: be hard life that you live. Yeah, why don't you
Speaker 1: move here? Before we get into your day, Charles. Your
Speaker 1: email says that you travel around a bit, so apparently
Speaker 1: it doesn't make it easy for you to meet people,
Speaker 1: is that right? Honestly, it's very difficult because you know,
Speaker 1: six months of the year I'm over here and then
Speaker 1: six months I'm back home in England, and it really
Speaker 1: makes it hard to make any kind of real connection. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be hard. I mean in either place, because like,
Speaker 1: what are you going to do, like hang out with
Speaker 1: somebody for a couple of months and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're going to do long distance for six months. That
Speaker 1: sounds terrible, That sounds kind of nice. Distance would be
Speaker 1: good on and off. But you know, if it's hard
Speaker 1: to meet people, Charles, how did you meet the person
Speaker 1: that you want us to call today? So? I actually
Speaker 1: met us through a friend and my friend was like, listen,
Speaker 1: I have this friend who's recently single. And you know
Speaker 1: I was a bit skeptical. Wait, you met her? You
Speaker 1: you met her here or you met her back in England.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry because we can't make international calls. Our station
Speaker 1: doesn't have a budget for that. Literally don't have the money. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's here, It's all right, Okay. And so you were
Speaker 1: kind of hesitant, you said, I mean, who wouldn't be
Speaker 1: you know, recently single? That normally sets off the alarm those,
Speaker 1: doesn't it. Yeah? Yeah, so let's just say that once
Speaker 1: she started so many pictures on a phone, those apprehensions
Speaker 1: kind of went away. Okay, So she was hot enough
Speaker 1: that you were willing to be her rebound? Well when
Speaker 1: you put it that way, but yeah, can we attach
Speaker 1: a name to this person that you saw. Yeah, a
Speaker 1: name's Melanie. Melanie okay, so did you ask her out?
Speaker 1: So it was kind of like a mutual thing. Um,
Speaker 1: we decided to meet up at the local pub. We
Speaker 1: call that a bar around here. So we went to
Speaker 1: the pub. We had a few drinks, we got to
Speaker 1: know each other, having, you know, nice little conversation. What
Speaker 1: did you think about the like chemistry between you two?
Speaker 1: I mean I thought went really well, to be honest,
Speaker 1: because you know, as soon as she started talking to me,
Speaker 1: she was just like, oh my god, I love your accent.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I never hear that. That's funny.
Speaker 1: Would you guys connect over a little bit of everything?
Speaker 1: To be honest, I mean, we played darts, We played
Speaker 1: a bit of snooker, a bit of what is that
Speaker 1: like a different type of pool game or something. Snooker
Speaker 1: is the Ish version of pool where you put him
Speaker 1: in your mouth. That's your version hide the queue. You
Speaker 1: don't have to explain the rules to us. But that
Speaker 1: sounds like a good time everywhere. At one point she
Speaker 1: let me know that she's actually a model. Oh with
Speaker 1: an accent and a model are you kidding me? I'm curious.
Speaker 1: How did she drop that? I always wonder how people
Speaker 1: work that into a conversation. Was in her bio or
Speaker 1: was she really a model? Because he never saw a
Speaker 1: bio because they were hooked up by Yeah, okay, so
Speaker 1: I know she she just kind of you know, we're
Speaker 1: talking about what we do, and she mentioned that she
Speaker 1: was a model, and so I think anyone would do
Speaker 1: this in the situation. I was like, oh, do you
Speaker 1: have any modeling pictures? And she just showed you her Instagram.
Speaker 1: Now she actually pulled up about these professional looking photo
Speaker 1: shoots all in a gallery. Sounds to me like Charles
Speaker 1: is getting a little randy. Yeah, it sounds to me
Speaker 1: like I can see why she turned down a guy
Speaker 1: with an accent. She has a lot of options. Yeah.
Speaker 1: How did things end? That night? After a few drinks
Speaker 1: and after a few laughs, I walked out to a car.
Speaker 1: You know, I was kind of hoping for, you know,
Speaker 1: a little good bye kiss. Well it's a little sneaker
Speaker 1: A little after Oh this game was good yea version,
Speaker 1: and and I was shot down. Shall we say I
Speaker 1: got the side hug. Do you have any idea why
Speaker 1: she might have turned you down? I mean, the only
Speaker 1: thing I can think of is that when she showed
Speaker 1: me a modeling pictures, I boo. I'll be honest, I
Speaker 1: had to pick my job of off the floor, you know.
Speaker 1: Oh but that's a flattery. In reaction, she wants I
Speaker 1: would have thought, sope, maybe you just never gave her
Speaker 1: a compliment. Did you remember to pick your job up
Speaker 1: and like say something afterwards? Oh? Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: let her know that she was absolutely gorgeous, both in
Speaker 1: person and fact. I even said she was better in person.
Speaker 1: You were just dashing. Maybe it sounds better when he says, yeah,
Speaker 1: probably said the word dashing. Dashing. Oh it is pretty good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Why is Jose's pants off? I don't know. We're gonna
Speaker 1: go to work for you, Charles. Right here, we're going
Speaker 1: to play a song come back, and we're gonna call
Speaker 1: Melanie for you, and we're going to figure out why
Speaker 1: she is not calling back. The most charming British bloke
Speaker 1: we have ever spoken to on this show. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Cheerio Second, Harry Styles, Jude Law,
Speaker 1: Ronald Weasley. What are they all besides the fact Alexis's
Speaker 1: d M feet picks to all of them, They're all
Speaker 1: from England. But none of those blokes compare to the
Speaker 1: British charmer who reached out to us for help today
Speaker 1: with a second date named Charles. Charles was from Haggard.
Speaker 1: But they're in English, that's British. Yeah, if they're definitely
Speaker 1: in English. Okay, Now, Charles spends time on both continents,
Speaker 1: but recently he got set up with a woman over here,
Speaker 1: a model named Melanie. Oh man, it must be so
Speaker 1: hard to be you, Charleslie is recently single. She's so excited.
Speaker 1: After their night out at the pub, Melanie is now
Speaker 1: acting like a royal B which stands for boo, because
Speaker 1: she's ghosting even in even in what do you call
Speaker 1: it Royal English? What do we call his English? Different
Speaker 1: means English English? Yes, thank you, And the whole point
Speaker 1: of this call is to try and reach out to
Speaker 1: the Royal b to see if we can reconnect them. Brooke, Okay,
Speaker 1: before we call Melanie, do you have any last thoughts
Speaker 1: or lewd comments that you would like to hear it? Charles?
Speaker 1: I mean, Charles, you actually really liked Melanie, right, not
Speaker 1: just because she was super hot, like you want a relationship, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean she she seemed like an absolutely that she's
Speaker 1: calling you a loose man. Charles. Wow, our Charles would
Speaker 1: never brought I would trust me. I do not look
Speaker 1: down on the part of anything. I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: kind of excited for you. I think that you can
Speaker 1: get this back. I mean, I really hope so, because
Speaker 1: it is really difficult to meet people from honest right,
Speaker 1: especially hot models. Difficult for anyone too. Yeah, I'm a
Speaker 1: little bit intimidated to call her, but we're gonna do it.
Speaker 1: I'm nervous, but here we go. I'm gonna dial Melanie
Speaker 1: and we're gonna get your second day update right now. Hello,
Speaker 1: it's Inner Voice. This is going to be a tough one. Yeah. Hey,
Speaker 1: is this Melanie. Yes, this is Shane. You can do this.
Speaker 1: Jeff yeous. You got it? Hey, Melanie, what's up? No,
Speaker 1: I'll call him from a radio show broken Jeffrey one morning, Melanie.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's a lot of people there. I'm Jeff,
Speaker 1: there's everybody else. Yeah. But the whole thing is we're
Speaker 1: calling on behalf of one of our listeners who went
Speaker 1: on a date with you recently, and you're not talking
Speaker 1: to him afterwards, and he doesn't really know why. Um,
Speaker 1: I feel bad. Can you specifically say the person's name?
Speaker 1: Does that mean you're going out with a lot of
Speaker 1: guys right now? She is? We know you just got
Speaker 1: out of a relationship you were set up by your friend,
Speaker 1: Oh the British guy. Okay, yes, Charles is the one
Speaker 1: that's trying to get a hold of you. But apparently
Speaker 1: you're not talking to him anymore, and he doesn't understand why.
Speaker 1: I mean, I was a little disappointed in their date.
Speaker 1: I follow you were a little missled. Yeah, Oh was
Speaker 1: he not like as cute as you thought he was
Speaker 1: going to be or something? I mean I was told
Speaker 1: that he was a professional athlete, so I was thinking
Speaker 1: what you were told that he was a what a
Speaker 1: professional athlete? Oh? We never asked, well is he not?
Speaker 1: Because we never asked him if he was. I don't.
Speaker 1: We have no idea. It makes sense six months in
Speaker 1: and out, it's a season. Well, I mean I was
Speaker 1: assuming he played football, you know, soccer, soccer? Okay, I
Speaker 1: mean this guy's a professional dart player. Dart? Yeah? Is
Speaker 1: that a bad thing? Though? When you say that it's
Speaker 1: bad for him to be a professional dart player. I
Speaker 1: just expected someone tall and athletic and not like a
Speaker 1: normal guy that plays darts at a bar. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It just feel like if it's not in the Olympics,
Speaker 1: it's not a sport. I don't know. He was mean.
Speaker 1: So that was a disappointment to you, I think definitely,
Speaker 1: And you couldn't get over it. Like as much as
Speaker 1: I really really like Tom Holland, I just wasn't expecting
Speaker 1: Tom Holland average. Look but Sayda loves Tom Holland and
Speaker 1: look how awesome she is. En. You can try and
Speaker 1: sound young all you want, Bro, I'm just saying, Melanie,
Speaker 1: like you could be that cute couple. You could be
Speaker 1: her the Zendia Zendia Zendeia to the Tom Holland. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's get off of Tom Holland and Zendiah and let's
Speaker 1: focus on guys who cares m Well. Now is the
Speaker 1: perfect chance to have that conversation with him, because Charles
Speaker 1: is actually on the other line listening right now and
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. Oh gosh, Charles, you there, Hi, Melanie,
Speaker 1: Hello him. It's a little awkward. I have to just
Speaker 1: correct you on something. I am a professional athlete. Well,
Speaker 1: while I'm from dots Is, it's renowned. It takes focus,
Speaker 1: it takes this sterity, it takes it's do you have
Speaker 1: to be a top tier human being to be this
Speaker 1: good darts? I mean, I'm the top player in all
Speaker 1: of England, dude, So like people in England know your name.
Speaker 1: I get stopped in the street when I walk through
Speaker 1: London wower like they're huge in England. Then they come
Speaker 1: out here, no one knows who the heck they are. Melanie?
Speaker 1: Does that make up for his lack of biceps and apps?
Speaker 1: I mean I never said anything about him the high
Speaker 1: steps right because they weren't there. But he sounds like
Speaker 1: like everybody knows him that he's a pretty big deal
Speaker 1: over in England. You mentioned that darts isn't on the Olympics,
Speaker 1: not yet. Okay, Okay, so the whole movement there, but
Speaker 1: that's not the point over here. I am dominating the competition.
Speaker 1: Soon he's going to be posing like half naked in
Speaker 1: a Calvin Klein had. I'm sure, well not what? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it just doesn't sound like you believe me. Melanie and
Speaker 1: I make a lot of money. You are upset that
Speaker 1: she It just sounds like you're trying to prove to
Speaker 1: her that you are of the caliber that she was expecting, Like,
Speaker 1: you're not insulted that she may be looking for more
Speaker 1: surface things. Well, like I didn't question about being a model.
Speaker 1: I didn't say, hey, you're a model, get up there
Speaker 1: on the catwalk, give us a twelve. Yeah, face value.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here, you know, I am an athlete, maybe
Speaker 1: not the one she envisioned, but I don't need to
Speaker 1: prove myself to have to have my profession just kind
Speaker 1: of pushed aside. You know, it's it's a little insulting. Okay,
Speaker 1: does it sound a little bit like tiny Tim wants
Speaker 1: another bowl of porridge? I don't even know if that means,
Speaker 1: but I do feel bad that he feels disrespected. So, okay,
Speaker 1: you've apologize. But my picture of a professional asthlete is
Speaker 1: definitely different than you know, where you as a dark player. Well,
Speaker 1: sometimes the best things in life come in a small package.
Speaker 1: Well that I have a lot of fun, Melani. And then,
Speaker 1: and to be honest, I kind of want to continue
Speaker 1: that kind Well, you can continue it on our bill
Speaker 1: because we will pay for the next date you guys
Speaker 1: go on if you both agree, Melanie. If someone's going
Speaker 1: to try it's hard to get my attention by calling
Speaker 1: the radio to call me. I gotta give you as
Speaker 1: I can can. If he is a professional athlete, I
Speaker 1: think maybe he should be able to pay for the date. Right. Oh,
Speaker 1: I thought you didn't care about the money. I mean,
Speaker 1: even rich people like free things. I mean I shouldn't
Speaker 1: have to do that. If he says he makes so
Speaker 1: much money, Yeah, but he probably doesn't have have a
Speaker 1: gift card to the cheesecake factory. We'll toss one in there.
Speaker 1: I don't think I know about the cheesecake factory? Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that something I should That's gonna blow your freaking
Speaker 1: nickers off an Jeffrey in the Morning man. After that,
Speaker 1: I think we all deserve to get knighted. Is that
Speaker 1: what happens when you help an English person? Alexis you know,
Speaker 1: I've never been knighted, been dumped by an English for
Speaker 1: a call from Buckingham Palace for telling this British guy
Speaker 1: about the cheesecake factory. You know, the second he goes
Speaker 1: in there, he's gonna eat a few slices and immediately
Speaker 1: lose his accent. Yeah, he's gonna blame us for I
Speaker 1: love this one. I'm still impressed with us. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't believe he wasn't more upset with her. No,
Speaker 1: dudes are so shallow too. He was totally fine that
Speaker 1: she only wanted him for his money. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: gonna say it's still a fishing to me that once
Speaker 1: he mentioned, while I'm the number one player in England. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they will travel a lot to fire treat on each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean they both know what they're getting into. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm still impressed. I'm taking it as a wake up.
Speaker 1: A British person and a really beautiful person. They always
Speaker 1: need help. Yea love for them. And if you need
Speaker 1: help right now, you can always email us. We'll call
Speaker 1: the person who isn't calling you back.