WEBVTT - Gilly the Clown 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:12.559 He's a sexy sexy man, sexy sexy plan because he 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.360 ain't no stuck us looking so funny. You try like 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:18.320 a drucker, clean like a plank, you the solid jucker 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:22.400 fool wheel, try so we never get a guy right 0:00:22.520 --> 0:00:24.560 so far to get up a lot of band wins. 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:26.759 And he's a god y he ain't no stand and 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:29.440 he doesn't have chs on a nighttime stand, which because 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:33.600 everybody knows he's the Fergens. He banded The Ron Burgundy 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:39.440 Podcast Live from Lago and Holley Rod, California. Put your 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:56.920 hat chuck out of a round fag. Thank you, thank you. Wait, 0:00:57.480 --> 0:01:12.400 oh my god, wow that is ah. That is like 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:16.600 rocket fuel for me. I haven't been around people for 0:01:16.720 --> 0:01:23.400 a long time. Thank you for coming out. It's just 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:28.360 amazing to be here and you're all masked up and 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:31.840 we really appreciate it. I can still see your beautiful eyes. 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:38.800 I mentioned this the other night. I prefer it. I 0:01:38.840 --> 0:01:42.080 don't need to know what's below here. All I need 0:01:42.120 --> 0:01:46.199 just give me those peoples. Carolina, you look so lovely tonight. 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:50.440 You really do. I notice you really up your game 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:54.320 once we're get in front of people. No, no, no, no, no, 0:01:54.400 --> 0:01:59.360 I don't mean it that. I mean yeah, I'm I 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:03.760 just put makeup because we're doing a show. That's okay? Yes, 0:02:05.840 --> 0:02:08.639 is that a new week? No? This is my hand, 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:13.200 that's your real hair. Yeah. We've known each other for 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:17.320 how long now? And I always thought you were a wig. 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:24.840 You learned something new every day, don't you. I just 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:27.240 want to thank everyone for coming out. The ticket sales 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:30.480 um are raising money for International Rescue Committee, which is 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:38.280 helping families in the Ukraine. So don't worry. I'll get 0:02:38.320 --> 0:02:43.000 my take somehow. No, it's old Ronnie always needs to 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:48.040 dip his beak, and uh it will get dipped. Some 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:51.560 of the proceeds are going over to the Gentleman's Club 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:58.160 Sin across the street. Um, let's let's not leave that out. 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:01.920 How often you got to send? Um? Well, I'll be 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:05.760 there right after the show tonight, and I'm only there 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:08.480 four days a week, and I take a lot of 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:13.160 lunch meetings, so ours probably out of we'll have multiple 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:19.320 lunche meetings. Yes, three hour block. Have my table right 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:23.000 over in the corner, and uh order the prime rib 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:32.520 h horshish, dream spinach. You gotta have dream spinach. Um, Oh, 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:38.520 what are what are the puffy potatoes? Um, yes, thank you. 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:41.760 That's why she always looks at me so weird. I'm like, 0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:45.160 give me a puffy potato with chives and sour cream. 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:49.880 It's a fake baked potato. And it's called that because 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:54.000 they put it in the oven. They bake it right, 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:59.960 baked potato. I might do a baked potato at home 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:03.200 one of these days. You you should, so you just 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:06.280 jam your oven full of potatoes. No, no, it doesn't 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:11.000 have to like, don't. Probably should pack as many potatoes 0:04:11.040 --> 0:04:13.480 as you can get in there, because then you're done 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:17.800 for like a month. Or would that be considered a 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:21.120 fire ahead Arson? Yeah? Maybe we don't know. That's you 0:04:21.160 --> 0:04:25.160 know what, that's what's fascinating. I'm I'm I was about 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:29.799 to say, I'm really intrigued by people who can study Arson. 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:32.720 You know, Arson is is where where it came. No, no, no, 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:35.800 I'm not in favor of. But when there is a 0:04:35.839 --> 0:04:37.719 fire somewhere in the fire department shows up and they 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:39.800 have like the friends like Specialist who are like, oh, 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:44.039 someone made this fire. Nine times out of ten, it's 0:04:44.040 --> 0:04:49.880 an oven jammed with baked potatoes. Arsonist signature. That's a 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:56.919 signature move they open up oven. But Arson, it was Arson. 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:04.279 It is good to be It's really great to be 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:09.520 here in a theater in front of people, and I'm just, uh, 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:17.400 does it feel all right to be in a group? Yeah? 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:21.640 I was thinking maybe we could do some icebreakers, just 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:26.560 in case. You know, you're you're feeling strange sitting next 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:31.599 to each other. So raise your hand if you've okay, 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:34.960 it doesn't really matter. Most of you are shrouded in darkness, 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:42.280 so it's not just just have fun. Play a look, okay, okay, 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:47.159 raise your hand if you've if you've ever cheated on 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:53.480 a test, yeah, great school. Whoa a bunch of dirty cheaters? 0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:58.560 And raise your hand. If you've ever played hooky? Yeah, 0:05:59.200 --> 0:06:02.719 of course, little blue flue for some of the cops 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:07.360 in here, right, we usually have of our audience are 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:13.120 our officers of the LAWE Okay, here's a here's a 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:15.280 spicy one. Rais ahead. I have you ever made out 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:24.000 in a movie theater? Okay, you're gissing your hand. Oh 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:29.800 that's okay. Now raise your hand. If you've ever given uh, 0:06:30.200 --> 0:06:35.920 some clean urine to your friend for a drug test? Anyone, 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:44.880 raise us show of hands. A couple over there. Okay, um, okay, 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:48.240 well look, just a suggestion. I'm gonna leave the Scotch 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:52.400 classed right here on the end of my table here, 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:56.960 And if anyone is full of urine in the next hour, 0:06:57.960 --> 0:07:01.120 and it happens to be clean and you're feels so inspired, 0:07:01.200 --> 0:07:06.240 just wander up onto the stage, grab the glass and 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:08.880 have at it. Uh if you if you feel like 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:13.000 it for no reason, well, I'm so sorry. What I'm 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:14.880 gonna do when they pee in your glass, well they'll 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:20.640 just leave it with Flann again, the owner of this stag, Flann, 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:27.240 Are you good with that? And and and and I'm 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:29.760 so say, why do you need clean urine so badly? 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:35.760 Aren't you drug tested? I am, but I I'm not 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:39.480 doing any illegal drugs. Are you doing any illegal drugs? 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:45.640 I'm not. No, I'm not doing. Don't you This feels weird, 0:07:46.320 --> 0:07:49.480 It feels awkward, but you're making it all because it was. 0:07:50.360 --> 0:07:53.400 It was so fine. And all I did. We were 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:58.200 playing a fun game. It was called Icebreakers, and I 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:00.800 just happened to land on my last one. They're all 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:05.400 randomly selected randomly, and I just said, here's a fun 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:07.640 one off the top of my head. That I wrote 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:11.080 down on a card. Uh, does anyone want a peanut 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:13.880 glass and call her today and we'll just keep it 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:17.920 up by the bar and we'll just you know, we'll market. 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:22.040 But the Scotch tape this says clean urine. Please save 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:28.920 for someone who was involved in tonight's show initials r B. 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:34.720 There's nothing going on. You just don't know when you 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:39.720 might need a small supply of clean urine. Case closed. 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:42.880 I'm you know what, we don't have to worry about it. 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:46.000 By the way, with the new travel regulations, they're they're 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:48.959 checking you have to wear a mask to fly a 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:52.080 prison vaccination and you have to have a small amount 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:56.000 of clean earine. So I'm just I'm going to Bermuda 0:08:56.480 --> 0:09:00.120 next week and I just want to have enough clean eurine. 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:05.560 Nothing wrong with that, I guess. Well. We actually, before 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:08.040 we get on the their show, we have some listeners 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:10.600 who wrote in these beautiful letters. And actually one of 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:15.000 them comes from this young sweet boy named Nathaniel, and 0:09:15.360 --> 0:09:18.640 he wrote in the cutest letter about how he looked 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:54.880 you're joining yourself. Yeah, okay, right, you don't have to, 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:57.840 don't have to. Don't put it close to if I 0:09:57.880 --> 0:10:04.559 get doesn't sound good, okay enough, And I've been so sorry. 0:10:04.640 --> 0:10:08.360 I'm so sorry. This is beautiful, this is incredible. Who 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:10.920 booked the mariachi band? I think you guys are in 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:17.640 the wrong place. I'm so sorry because that was amazing. 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:27.040 That was amazing. Who booked a mariachi That's so weird 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:31.440 because we had a breakdown of the show that was 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:34.600 time to the minute, and I said, I know who 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:38.280 booked a mariachi band? Who would have done that? I 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:48.520 don't know. I don't know either. I didn't, did you know? 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:53.079 I didn't. It was so week. Maybe you ran up 0:10:53.120 --> 0:10:56.000 there grabbed at trump Well, no, I was kind of 0:10:56.040 --> 0:10:59.800 panicked because I've always heard if you're ever in this 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:05.160 same public space with a mariachi band and there is 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:09.760 a trumpet or some sort of woodwind instrument close by, 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:14.719 grab it and start playing, just to be a part 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:21.840 of the group. Contain. Contain who saw that flugel horn 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:29.800 over there right beautiful? That centuries horn, antique, Civil War gorgeous? 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:33.800 And I tried to I tried. You played your heart out. 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:37.079 I played my heart out. Not a lot of sound 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:38.560 came out of the horn. A lot of sound came 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:41.719 out like right here, and was like air and I've 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:45.320 never played it before. Sorry, I don't know. I assumed 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:48.880 you would. You guys, we have phrases of the day 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:52.280 here and if anything else like that happens, I just 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:58.760 hope you guys can join me and just saying we've 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:04.280 spent three hours on what did you just say? What? Oh? 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:09.000 Cool it, bro? Maybe a little more like confrontational cool bro? 0:12:09.800 --> 0:12:13.240 You cool it all right? I said to me, Mark, 0:12:15.960 --> 0:12:18.880 you love a tuss all. I still have long haul. 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:26.440 Um very forgetful. I literally forget moments like that. I 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:29.160 didn't remember in that split second that you would already 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:31.720 instructed the audience to say cool it, bro, And then 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:34.400 when you did it again, I thought they were they 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:38.040 were coming at me. Well we you said you had 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:44.120 some headlines. But you know what's cured long haul clean urine. 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:52.360 It's not real quick. I just want to circle. Um. 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:55.920 I found this great little gourmet restaurant. You're a big foodie, 0:12:55.920 --> 0:12:58.480 aren't you. Do you have any foodies here? People love? 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:00.880 I mean, l A has become such a food scene, right. 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:04.160 I don't know if you've heard of this place called 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:10.280 House of Pies. Oh you have, I didn't know. Oh, 0:13:10.320 --> 0:13:13.880 it's a little hole in the wall place. I just 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:18.640 stumbled across it, and they've got all these pies fresh 0:13:18.679 --> 0:13:28.280 strawberry cream seasonal. It is, yes, sweet ripe strawberry covering 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:34.679 a creamy vanilla custard filling, topped with glaze and whipped cream. 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:36.320 You said that you were going to read the news 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:40.400 headlines key lime, a burst of flavor and every bite 0:13:41.400 --> 0:13:43.640 in everybody, give me a break. How are you gonna get? 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:46.560 That makes me want to get key lime and just 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:48.840 have a bite and go. First bite, burst of flavor, 0:13:49.880 --> 0:13:53.760 second bite, burst of flavor. Third not so much. Yeah, 0:13:53.920 --> 0:14:05.640 not now. Southern peakcam uh large toasted peacons blended into 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:10.640 our signature peacampo filing a lemon leg o, your southern 0:14:12.000 --> 0:14:18.240 Give me a little sweet tea. Went to house of pies. 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:21.200 You know, I started in a community theater. Tennessee, Williams. 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:33.800 Is your That was my Stanley Ducci? Is he here tonight? 0:14:33.880 --> 0:14:43.560 If by any chance Stanley stand Kowalski, Yes, yes, I 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:52.200 was Stanley Kowalski's brother Dave. Very experimental version of Tennessee, Williams. 0:14:52.320 --> 0:15:00.280 What do you do with your your shoulders? Again? Looks 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:02.720 because it's sultry. It's a soultial night. The whole play 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:05.200 takes place during a sultry night. It's too hot to sleep. 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:09.720 So Dave would always come in with a piece of 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:13.480 peak campie and I would say, anyone can have a 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:26.320 peak CAMPI and they'd say not now, Uncle David. How 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:31.120 many lines that you have in the play? I had 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:37.680 two lines, the same line, two full first act, second act. 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:43.400 Brother kept on coming in. Yeah, people would just say no, 0:15:43.760 --> 0:15:47.520 they say no, They just say not now, Uncle Dave. 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:50.480 Because then I was like, God, let me, let me 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:54.760 deliver the peak can't die. Oh my god. Cream pies, 0:15:55.000 --> 0:16:00.480 banana chocolate, German chocolate, Bavarian chocolate, Bavaria chocolate. But what 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:04.000 what's going on? Wait? So you went into the House 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:06.560 of Pies and and had such a good time you 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:10.480 took two pages from their menu and just left. That's 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:15.760 exactly what. Well. I went to House of Pies, uh, 0:16:16.200 --> 0:16:20.000 looking for a good piece of fried chicken, And I said, 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:21.640 what else have you got? And You're like, well, mostly 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:28.280 we have pies. Well as much as we There were 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:41.520 also a lot of people working on math equations. Do 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:46.120 you know what the numeric value of pies? Let's go Malibu, Hi, right, here. 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:52.680 I'm I. I stumble off at three point one four 0:16:52.800 --> 0:16:56.160 three point one four nine seven six eight four three 0:16:56.400 --> 0:17:03.000 nine to zero zero one for seven asterisk. That was 0:17:03.040 --> 0:17:09.280 pretty good. That has not left my brain. But what 0:17:09.440 --> 0:17:14.040 left your brain was me telling the audience blackout. That 0:17:14.160 --> 0:17:33.240 shook me to my core. We do have a fun gas, 0:17:33.280 --> 0:17:36.159 We do have a great fun. I can't wait for 0:17:36.200 --> 0:17:48.919 you guys to be fun. We bring out our fun guess. Okay, 0:17:48.920 --> 0:18:03.880 don't don't do it. Don't do it, hey, guys, guys please, Yeah, 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:07.679 I'm so sorry. That was I don't know why you 0:18:07.760 --> 0:18:11.520 keep coming out here. No one called you to come here. 0:18:14.160 --> 0:18:23.040 Thank you so much. Yees again. That will be a 0:18:23.200 --> 0:18:26.400 mystery as to how they showed up here. We'll never 0:18:26.520 --> 0:18:34.119 know who called them ever, because the documents were burned. 0:18:33.800 --> 0:18:37.960 The document there was a document was that what that 0:18:38.320 --> 0:18:41.960 small trash fire was outside the small That was a 0:18:42.000 --> 0:18:46.240 small trash fire which was a combination of documents and 0:18:47.119 --> 0:18:54.720 baked potatoes. Um, heck, let's do it. Let's bring out 0:18:54.720 --> 0:18:59.640 our guest. I am so excited for this guest. How 0:18:59.640 --> 0:19:04.760 many of you have ever been to the circus? Who? Yeah? 0:19:06.040 --> 0:19:10.280 Like three people? Oh that was a double fist pump 0:19:10.359 --> 0:19:18.800 right there. You're like Circus is in town. Yes, I 0:19:18.840 --> 0:19:25.800 love the circus. That's my man right there. Well we 0:19:26.000 --> 0:19:30.399 have and I am a fan of this art form. 0:19:30.560 --> 0:19:36.440 I I gotta tell you it is. It is pure 0:19:37.280 --> 0:19:40.760 as it's just. Oh, I get I get giddy what 0:19:40.880 --> 0:19:43.560 I think about it. You didn't call me yesterday say 0:19:43.640 --> 0:19:46.000 oh my god and hung up the phone. Yes, and 0:19:46.040 --> 0:19:48.480 I thought I couldn't even finish my thoughts. It was, 0:19:50.160 --> 0:19:53.880 oh my god. What I was saying is Carolina, guess 0:19:53.880 --> 0:19:58.159 what I booked as our first guest. Please welcome Gilly 0:19:58.240 --> 0:20:11.520 the clown. You can't sorry for those of you listening 0:20:11.520 --> 0:20:14.040 at home, Gilly just tripped him sound really hard. I 0:20:14.160 --> 0:20:18.719 thought it had coffee all over that. Now we just 0:20:18.800 --> 0:20:23.200 threw a Starbucks cup looking fetty all over this lady. 0:20:23.240 --> 0:20:28.520 And she's not happy. My bad. So I may make 0:20:28.560 --> 0:20:31.760 you balloon real quick. He's doing balloon animals. Here you go. 0:20:32.240 --> 0:20:35.800 This is what I do. You know by the ancient Greeks, 0:20:36.200 --> 0:20:39.359 they're so sorry about that. That stuff will wash off 0:20:41.640 --> 0:20:44.440 the blue one. Now he's doing a Greek He's combining 0:20:44.440 --> 0:20:53.359 the two. Guess like a caterpillar floor. I want you 0:20:53.359 --> 0:20:56.280 to have one too, Okay, here you go. Now it's 0:20:57.240 --> 0:21:01.600 a sword, but I want you to have some two 0:21:01.640 --> 0:21:04.240 since you're sitting right next to him. Okay, here you go. 0:21:04.680 --> 0:21:10.080 This is another sword for you. Okay, had another sword? Yeah? Um, 0:21:10.320 --> 0:21:12.119 would you come over here, sir, real quick? I know 0:21:12.240 --> 0:21:16.800 someone else did like a sword. Keep doing your act, 0:21:16.880 --> 0:21:19.520 Keep doing your acts. Okay, look, would you here you go? 0:21:19.880 --> 0:21:24.440 This right here? Hold out your hand please, it's an earthworm. 0:21:24.480 --> 0:21:27.000 Okay for you those listening at home, he didn't blow 0:21:27.000 --> 0:21:33.480 it up any ended, he called, so without further ado, 0:21:33.520 --> 0:21:35.399 I would like to hold a race. Is that? Okay? 0:21:36.240 --> 0:21:37.600 What are you gonna do? Well, I'm just gonna have 0:21:37.640 --> 0:21:41.159 a race real quick. Okay, did no one moves? Okay, 0:21:41.200 --> 0:21:43.560 it's like you're on break. Okay, here we go. So 0:21:44.080 --> 0:21:45.760 here we go. I'm gonna go ahead and roll up 0:21:45.760 --> 0:21:48.160 this sin and once I roll up this in, I'm 0:21:48.160 --> 0:21:50.199 gonna roll up to the other end and both ends 0:21:50.359 --> 0:21:52.600 we rolled up. Oh sorry, what are you manipulating? Right? 0:21:52.680 --> 0:21:55.679 Sorry about this? Yeah, you can't see. N roll up 0:21:55.680 --> 0:21:58.439 this in like this so you can see. And then okay, 0:21:58.480 --> 0:22:00.920 oh I gotta hold it. Kevin rolled this thing like this, 0:22:01.240 --> 0:22:05.680 and we're roll up the smoll like this. So raise 0:22:05.720 --> 0:22:08.040 your hand. If you think the big end is gonna 0:22:08.040 --> 0:22:12.280 win the race, raise your hand. I think the big one. Okay, 0:22:12.440 --> 0:22:14.880 raise your hand. If you think the little one's gonna Oh, 0:22:15.000 --> 0:22:17.600 I changed my mind. I think one like the little 0:22:18.840 --> 0:22:21.359 Raise your hand. If you don't care at all, completely apathetic, 0:22:22.040 --> 0:22:25.359 that's cool. I like apathetic people fans. Ok, here we go. 0:22:25.640 --> 0:22:27.600 I'm a cat to have three down to two down 0:22:27.640 --> 0:22:29.399 in one cat with me? When more time raising for 0:22:29.480 --> 0:22:36.520 the big end? Raine, you don't give you heay counting down? 0:22:36.600 --> 0:22:41.560 Here we go, count with me, three two one. It's 0:22:41.560 --> 0:22:53.400 a tie. It's a time classic play onwards. It always 0:22:53.560 --> 0:22:57.040 was a tie, always works. I'm gonna steal that from you, 0:22:57.119 --> 0:22:59.040 my friend. I hope you do. I hope you did. 0:22:59.119 --> 0:23:06.160 Mr Burgundy, Oh, hold about this whole thing, Sorry about everybody, hopeful. 0:23:09.240 --> 0:23:13.080 Excuse me, Oh you've suffered so much already. I apologize. 0:23:13.400 --> 0:23:15.399 That's been the good thing about the mask. And sneeze 0:23:15.480 --> 0:23:18.760 right into him, you know, no one ever knows. Just 0:23:18.760 --> 0:23:24.240 sneeze into hank. Sneeze right in here, just kind of 0:23:24.280 --> 0:23:26.840 make you pay with your books. Torting the handkerchief in 0:23:26.840 --> 0:23:34.040 a certain way. Do you ever feel like, Oh, the 0:23:34.119 --> 0:23:39.200 handkerchief is coming to life. The books are attacking him. 0:23:39.440 --> 0:23:49.760 He's getting emotional. As for those listening at home, you're 0:23:49.800 --> 0:23:51.720 missing one of the most beautiful things I've seen in 0:23:51.800 --> 0:23:59.760 my life. Now, I was just gonna kip him. He's 0:24:00.000 --> 0:24:08.879 owing sweet nothings. Oh it just smacked the bookers. Just 0:24:08.920 --> 0:24:12.840 smacked you in the face. Yeah, it happens. I would 0:24:12.840 --> 0:24:16.960 like to do a final sort of thing if that's okay, Well, sure, 0:24:17.040 --> 0:24:20.560 but you're not leaving us, are you know. I'm gonna 0:24:20.960 --> 0:24:27.879 juggle two chickens and a club who As far as 0:24:27.920 --> 0:24:30.280 I know, it has never been done before. This is good. 0:24:31.160 --> 0:24:34.240 Here we go, give me drummer on your legs please, 0:24:38.359 --> 0:24:47.560 he's juggling. Yes, thank you very much. Thank you. I 0:24:47.600 --> 0:24:51.600 really appreciate that. You guys are too much. Thank you, 0:24:52.200 --> 0:24:56.439 Thank you so much. He squeeze my chicken. No, don't 0:24:56.600 --> 0:25:02.920 you can squeeze it though. There you go. It's mournful 0:25:03.200 --> 0:25:07.040 gilly there. Yes, sir, there's a lot of law enforcement 0:25:07.040 --> 0:25:13.760 in the audience, so just let's thank you for joining us. 0:25:13.920 --> 0:25:23.639 That was fantastic. Oh wait, what's happening? What did you do? 0:25:24.119 --> 0:25:29.000 I'm just gonna sit on the edge are you comfortable? 0:25:30.040 --> 0:25:34.240 There we go slide into it. I wish Micey did that. 0:25:38.200 --> 0:25:43.119 Oh I have something for you, Carolina. Oh, thank you. 0:25:43.520 --> 0:25:48.080 I'm a little scared. Oh my gosh, thank you so much. 0:25:48.200 --> 0:25:56.280 Welcome Those aren't real, just gilly. Where do you hail from? Originally? Uh? Texas? 0:25:56.280 --> 0:26:00.000 Originally like the state. Yeah, it's okay, you'll wake the others. 0:26:04.240 --> 0:26:06.240 Have you? Let me ask you this question? Have you 0:26:06.240 --> 0:26:11.360 ever killed a person with laughter? Because you almost killed me? 0:26:13.119 --> 0:26:15.400 Great question? No, I don't think I have. Thank you. 0:26:22.400 --> 0:26:25.080 Did you always want to be a clown or did 0:26:25.119 --> 0:26:31.160 your mother make you do it? Well? It was bad grades. Yeah, 0:26:31.400 --> 0:26:33.880 and then uh my mother did play a part in it, 0:26:35.480 --> 0:26:38.480 but she she bore me. Yeah yeah, no, yeah, you 0:26:38.520 --> 0:26:43.040 would without not really. If my mom hears that, she'd 0:26:43.080 --> 0:26:44.600 be really upset if I said that my mom is 0:26:44.600 --> 0:26:48.320 actually very fun. No, I'm sure. I mean, well, do 0:26:48.359 --> 0:26:50.040 you want to meet my mom? Don't look at me. 0:26:50.119 --> 0:26:53.160 I don't never met her. I wouldn't know if she's 0:26:53.160 --> 0:26:55.520 fun or not. But she'd assume she is. I mean, 0:26:55.560 --> 0:26:57.800 you're you're I think she is. You're a great fun 0:26:57.880 --> 0:26:59.159 I mean you mean fun fun? Like what do you 0:26:59.200 --> 0:27:02.480 mean fun? Fun? They went, No, I'm not suggesting anything. 0:27:02.520 --> 0:27:04.960 I'm just saying, I'm sure like you seem like a 0:27:05.000 --> 0:27:07.639 lot of fun. I'm sure your mom is is a 0:27:07.720 --> 0:27:11.359 barrel of laughs. And uh, you know, I'm sure you 0:27:11.400 --> 0:27:14.400 guys just sit around making a balloon swords with each 0:27:14.440 --> 0:27:24.240 other now. But that's great. This is a personal opinion 0:27:24.280 --> 0:27:27.840 of mine and I feel very strongly. But people who 0:27:27.880 --> 0:27:37.160 do stand up they seem like third rate clouds. It's 0:27:37.200 --> 0:27:43.160 like the lower echelon of clowning. Have you ever seen 0:27:43.200 --> 0:27:49.960 a funny stand up comedian. That's a trick question, right, No, no, no, 0:27:50.160 --> 0:27:54.200 I'm just saying, if you have, I'd love to I'd 0:27:54.240 --> 0:27:58.560 love to know who they are. Uh. The Encyclopedia Britannic 0:27:58.600 --> 0:28:02.399 a guy. That guy was pretty good. I'm not familiar, 0:28:02.480 --> 0:28:05.640 not familiar. I don't follow The guy did the commercials 0:28:05.680 --> 0:28:07.680 back in the eighties. Is he a stand up comedian? 0:28:08.840 --> 0:28:14.520 He was fine. So you've answered my question. There's no 0:28:15.800 --> 0:28:19.600 funny stand up comedians. Do you do you have a 0:28:19.600 --> 0:28:26.520 big makeup deal with maybe Lene or fenty Beauty by Rihanna? 0:28:27.240 --> 0:28:29.040 I mean you should. I mean you're out there all 0:28:29.040 --> 0:28:31.040 the time with makeup and you're doing your thing and 0:28:31.800 --> 0:28:34.000 has anyone ever approached you. I would be open to 0:28:34.119 --> 0:28:40.760 that because I think that would be like Rihanna's fenty 0:28:41.920 --> 0:28:46.520 line of clown makeup or just regular makeup. I'm I'm 0:28:46.520 --> 0:28:50.840 open to whatever. So you're open to that partnership? Yeah? Absolutely, 0:28:50.920 --> 0:28:55.200 I'm sad he is great. That's good to know. Let 0:28:55.200 --> 0:29:00.400 me write that down. Open to the Rihanna partner ship. 0:29:02.560 --> 0:29:08.640 Carolina has nightmares about clowns. What if you sat peacefully 0:29:08.680 --> 0:29:13.680 in the corner of her room while she slept? Don't 0:29:13.680 --> 0:29:17.440 you think that would help? Right? She'd have to pay me, Well, 0:29:17.520 --> 0:29:21.040 I would pay for it. Sure, I'm game. And how 0:29:21.160 --> 0:29:23.800 would do you think that would take a week, a month, 0:29:24.120 --> 0:29:26.520 a year. Well, if you worked really hard at it, 0:29:26.560 --> 0:29:28.360 we could probably get it done in a couple of weeks. 0:29:28.960 --> 0:29:32.240 Are you up for that? I couldn't. I couldn't have 0:29:32.320 --> 0:29:37.959 Gilly just he's just sitting staring at you. He's not 0:29:38.040 --> 0:29:48.160 blinking the entire night. Yes, okay, thank you, that right there. No, 0:29:48.240 --> 0:29:53.600 try to sleep right now, Okay, just relax and sleep 0:29:54.520 --> 0:30:04.520 drifting off all right, okay, I'm almost so I keep 0:30:04.560 --> 0:30:08.000 a distance, like, yeah, I think I think we'd have 0:30:08.040 --> 0:30:09.959 to rope off an area where you're not allowed to 0:30:09.960 --> 0:30:13.320 step into. Make sense. Um, I can play far, I 0:30:13.320 --> 0:30:15.520 can play far. I think that I think that as 0:30:15.560 --> 0:30:21.320 a form of therapy would work. Um are rodeo clowns, 0:30:21.480 --> 0:30:25.560 real clowns. Don't get me started with rodeo clowns, okay, 0:30:26.880 --> 0:30:30.320 because they're not really they're not doing they don't bring 0:30:30.360 --> 0:30:32.680 the act the way you do. They're just running around 0:30:32.720 --> 0:30:35.320 trying to not kill be killed by a bull. Right. Well, 0:30:35.320 --> 0:30:41.520 that's all clowns, oh, metaphorically speaking, Yeah, you're just avoiding death. 0:30:41.680 --> 0:30:44.920 You know. It's not a little kid punching in the balls. 0:30:45.000 --> 0:30:48.040 You know, you're just trying to avoid getting hit. You're 0:30:48.160 --> 0:30:52.000 running from death every day. That's basically what a clown is. 0:30:54.440 --> 0:30:56.520 That's what we all are though, if you think about it, 0:30:57.400 --> 0:31:02.800 keep going, just running along, running from death, just trying 0:31:02.800 --> 0:31:05.800 not to die, you know. And some of us have 0:31:05.840 --> 0:31:13.800 our faces painted right, yeah, with sponsorships. If you're listening, 0:31:14.640 --> 0:31:18.320 I've I've heard of clown schools, right and I'm not 0:31:18.320 --> 0:31:32.120 talking about Arizona State University. Uh uh, I need that 0:31:32.240 --> 0:31:35.800 just eventuate my jokes when people don't know that it's 0:31:35.800 --> 0:31:42.200 a joke. Did you did you go to clown school. Uh, 0:31:42.360 --> 0:31:44.240 to work on your training or is it? Are you 0:31:44.240 --> 0:31:47.720 all self taught? It's all been on the job training. Yeah, 0:31:47.760 --> 0:31:49.560 you say stuff like well I should have said that, 0:31:49.680 --> 0:31:58.480 or there's a lot of suit or they tell you know, Yeah, yeah, 0:31:59.280 --> 0:32:01.240 you learned the hard way. You learned the hard way 0:32:01.280 --> 0:32:06.160 while you're perpetually running from the grim reaper. It's pretty 0:32:06.200 --> 0:32:10.040 much it. Hospitals can be rough crowds. What do you 0:32:10.080 --> 0:32:15.040 do if you're bombing? That's a tough one, you know, 0:32:15.080 --> 0:32:17.320 I mean, you just I just I guess you you 0:32:17.360 --> 0:32:19.680 just clock out, you know, you try again the next day. 0:32:20.680 --> 0:32:23.360 Oh so you just leave the hospital. Yeah, it's like, 0:32:23.400 --> 0:32:28.040 hey see you later, try better tomorrow. You're only human, right, Yeah, No, 0:32:28.160 --> 0:32:33.520 we're not. We're flawed all over the place, and each 0:32:33.600 --> 0:32:41.560 day moving closer to death. Squeeze. No, I can't jog 0:32:41.600 --> 0:32:45.280 that from my memory. I wish I had long haul 0:32:45.360 --> 0:32:47.360 COVID right now, because all I keep thinking about is 0:32:47.400 --> 0:32:51.160 every day is a race against death. Thanks to Gilly 0:32:51.240 --> 0:33:16.440 over here, you're right, the insane clown Posse was insane. 0:33:19.360 --> 0:33:24.200 The joker was insane. Yeah, you don't seem insane. You're 0:33:24.240 --> 0:33:27.120