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Speaker 1: Do you remember in school? Did you ever want to

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Speaker 1: the Morning show. Kathleen. Get Kathleen, Uh, you're gonna surprise

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Speaker 1: We're going to surprise Kathleen. So the question is, have

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Speaker 1: we quote unquote ruin them with with autographs. Kathleen is

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