Speaker 1: David did his study abroad program very recently, so you
Speaker 1: know he's he's back at it.
Speaker 2: Six crowns will be a certified barker.
Speaker 1: You know. Down in Brazil they take for upside because well.
Speaker 2: But equator it's a southern hemisphere. They've paid from the
Speaker 2: bottom to the top as well. It's quite complicated. Shore
Speaker 2: exchange is very interesting.
Speaker 3: Chip singers, racists, money stuff.
Speaker 4: I can't tell me, slob on my knob like corn
Speaker 4: on the cop.
Speaker 1: There it is, there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome
Speaker 1: to another phenomenal episode. Ma Mama told me.
Speaker 2: The podcast that dives deep into the pockets of black
Speaker 2: conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1: And we finally worked to prove that Jonathan Taylor Thomas's
Speaker 1: success is completely rooted in the Hollywood agenda to take
Speaker 1: down Jason Weaver. They kept him, capped him at a
Speaker 1: lower position in the hierarchy so that a white devil
Speaker 1: might rise above and steal his true power, steal his cloud.
Speaker 1: We stand Jason Weaver on this goddamn podcast. Come on,
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? We don't fuck around, that's.
Speaker 2: No, I'm with you completely. You think a white man
Speaker 2: gonna be a mighty king?
Speaker 1: You think about come on, come on, and there was
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with Jason Weaver's voice at that time. He
Speaker 1: could have been symbol.
Speaker 2: He could have been a great symbol.
Speaker 1: He could have been the whole old symbol.
Speaker 2: They were like, no reason. Come on, man, if that
Speaker 2: wouldn't have happened if he was light skinned, I'll tell
Speaker 2: you that.
Speaker 1: Damn all right. Well, I didn't expect this to turn
Speaker 1: on me so quickly.
Speaker 2: It's not always about.
Speaker 1: I disagree, and I think I think if you've been
Speaker 1: watching the way I move for the past couple of years,
Speaker 1: you know, yes it is.
Speaker 2: That's what I think. So I'm with you, though, you know.
Speaker 2: The good thing is I saw on YouTube, so it
Speaker 2: might be fake. Jason Weaver apparently his mother had him
Speaker 2: get points on the back end for the Lion King,
Speaker 2: so he's still okay, no, he's very, very rich.
Speaker 1: But but he could have been JT. T rich Man.
Speaker 2: I mean, where's j Is JTT that rich?
Speaker 1: I think JTT has like an island right next to
Speaker 1: where Epstein had his ship, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I think there's I think there's a Taylor Thomas island
Speaker 1: where he just gets his toes sucked by women. Who
Speaker 1: remember what he used to look like.
Speaker 2: You know, there is also weirdly there.
Speaker 4: That's honestly where Chris Tucker was going. He just needed
Speaker 4: a ride. He could he could take the flight with
Speaker 4: Epstein and then Dinghy over to.
Speaker 1: Old JT. T Island. Well, I'm Langston Kerman, I'm David Boy,
Speaker 1: and I apologize already to our guests. She didn't have
Speaker 1: to sit through all of that nonsense. We could have
Speaker 1: brought her in quicker, more respectfully, but that's not how
Speaker 1: we do things over here. Oh, I thought you were
Speaker 1: about to say something, Bory and I left the space,
Speaker 1: and now I feel like a fool. Anyway, she's phenomenal.
Speaker 1: She's so funny. She's an actress, she's a writer, she's
Speaker 1: a comedian. You probably know her best from her work
Speaker 1: on South Side. She has one of the funniest characters
Speaker 1: on south Side, and more importantly, you may know her,
Speaker 1: at least to me more importantly as as the performer
Speaker 1: of maybe the greatest LORI lightfoot impression I think ever
Speaker 1: documented on anybody's camera. She's amazing. Give it up for
Speaker 1: Lisa Beasley. It's a long clap, thank you for being here.
Speaker 1: We're excited to have you.
Speaker 5: Oh, thanks for having me. I was like, I want
Speaker 5: to see what these niggas talking about.
Speaker 1: Oh do you see? Well, Lisa, you came to us
Speaker 1: with a conspiracy theory that that we have, or at
Speaker 1: least in an older iteration of this show, was was
Speaker 1: addressed very briefly. But I think it's very exciting because
Speaker 1: now we get to unpack it in a much larger,
Speaker 1: more in depth scope, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: we really get to dig into this motherfucker. But you said,
Speaker 1: my mama told me when it's raining and the sun
Speaker 1: is shining, that means the devil is beating his wife. Yes,
Speaker 1: tell us everything, you know.
Speaker 5: Well, first of all, that started when I was very
Speaker 5: very little. That has been in my mind ever since
Speaker 5: my existence. So there was never a point in time
Speaker 5: where I did not think that. So Lisa is in kindergarten,
Speaker 5: first grade, elementary, middle school. Anytime the sun is shining
Speaker 5: and it's raining, the devil's being his wife. And everybody
Speaker 5: at church said that. Everybody I've ever known has always
Speaker 5: said that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The fucked up part is when they say it, it's
Speaker 5: almost like they look up and be like, Ah, the
Speaker 5: devil beating his wife. I'm like, it's a few things,
Speaker 5: like one the devil up there now, like what is
Speaker 5: going on? And I didn't know the devil was married.
Speaker 5: It just a lot. Yeah, it's just so violent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's totally. It's always like the devil's beating his wife.
Speaker 2: I should get a coat.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Are we meant to feel bad for the wife?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Is she like a bad
Speaker 1: lady too? Or does he just have a wife that
Speaker 1: he just beats the ship out of the like I
Speaker 1: think it's he married.
Speaker 5: The devil, you would marry the devil, that the devil
Speaker 5: would be his wife more. It's not often raining and
Speaker 5: honestly shining at the same time.
Speaker 1: Honestly, And I want to be careful here. I think
Speaker 1: he's pretty he's pretty chill for the devil, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 2: You see, I think that he doesn't beat his wife
Speaker 2: a lot because he's stepping out on her with his
Speaker 2: second family. Yeah, he's got another family that he doesn't
Speaker 2: hit him.
Speaker 1: But see, to me, I didn't think the devil. I
Speaker 1: think the devil has endless families. I think he just is.
Speaker 1: I think there's no second, third, fourth, fifty, there's no wives.
Speaker 1: Everybody is his wife.
Speaker 2: There's clearly a wife because he's beating her, beaten her up.
Speaker 5: That makes me think that's like where maybe Audise Bitches
Speaker 5: my sons probably came from.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that chicks out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the devil has has a lot of wives,
Speaker 1: and maybe what we're hearing, maybe it's just the one
Speaker 1: wife that's like pretty cool. That's the one that he
Speaker 1: whenever he hits heard that he just has one kind
Speaker 1: of cool wife that you we'd all be like, I'll
Speaker 1: forgive you for the way you act, and all the
Speaker 1: other ones are like, you know, they're weird, sick, oh,
Speaker 1: fucked up Trump supporter whatever, but like these they're like, yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Would say it's like his writer. He's got like a writer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but not cool to him. She's just cool to everybody,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so when he's mean to.
Speaker 2: That one cool lady, yeah, because I always wonder, I
Speaker 2: wonder what her deal is because it's I guess we
Speaker 2: all know God's a virgin.
Speaker 1: Sure, but like.
Speaker 2: Right virgin.
Speaker 1: Yeah you didn't have to say it in the bully way,
Speaker 1: but yeah.
Speaker 2: How else do you say to a twenty million year
Speaker 2: old virgin? Maybe you could have figured that out at
Speaker 2: some point. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1: One sin, Jesus, you can do one sin.
Speaker 2: One time, you know, man, it was all available to
Speaker 2: you at the time.
Speaker 1: If you wrote in the Bible, Hey, this guy only
Speaker 1: committed one sin. I still think he's a perfect man,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. He's as good to me
Speaker 1: as a man who never sins.
Speaker 2: Maybe more.
Speaker 5: He'll be better than the people who actually wrote the Bible.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm actually a Bible scholar. And a lot of
Speaker 5: people don't know that because I cuss a lot. But
Speaker 5: I'm a Bible scholar on accident. But like Paul wrote
Speaker 5: a lot of the New Testament. But he used to
Speaker 5: be solid and Saul used to like Mark Christians.
Speaker 2: So on the Road to Damascus is where it changed.
Speaker 2: I know stuff he know anything about God?
Speaker 1: Well, you're a you're a man of sin, so.
Speaker 2: Everybody, you.
Speaker 1: See, that's why I don't think that he knows anything
Speaker 1: about God. You see how he just took his shirt
Speaker 1: off center?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: So, so you believe this at this this early age,
Speaker 1: how much do you continue to believe it into your adulthood?
Speaker 1: At what point does it? Does it ever detach? From
Speaker 1: your brain.
Speaker 5: It will never detach from my brain. Every single time
Speaker 5: it drizzles and the sun is shining in my head.
Speaker 5: If I don't say it out loud, I'm like the
Speaker 5: devil being his wife. And there's but now I feel
Speaker 5: like there's nothing I could do about it. I can't
Speaker 5: stop him. I I can't like put them the marital
Speaker 5: counsel in. I can pull her aside and be like
Speaker 5: blink twice.
Speaker 1: And baby, where can you go? Is there anywhere where
Speaker 1: you can't find you? It's like, no, he's in that.
Speaker 2: That's the trouble.
Speaker 1: Maybe you have a family, a mom or something you
Speaker 1: could call. He's like, nigga, I know, I know all
Speaker 1: these people.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: What starts to me is how does he because like
Speaker 2: what happens after it stops.
Speaker 5: Raining, Maybe that's where he started because at.
Speaker 2: Some point, is he just like you? I'm sorry, I
Speaker 2: just I've been going through a lot of work right now.
Speaker 2: You know, likes there like an end.
Speaker 1: You're like, baby, you know that's not me. You know
Speaker 1: that's not I.
Speaker 5: Think the rain because I've been trying to make this
Speaker 5: make sense to myself going on thirty seven years now,
Speaker 5: So I think the rain the duration of the rain
Speaker 5: is the duration of the beating, like the duration of
Speaker 5: the sun being out while raining is while the beating
Speaker 5: is happening.
Speaker 2: Is there a correlation to the rain drops in her tears.
Speaker 5: I've thought about it, Yes, you know, I half thought
Speaker 5: about it. I was like, those are hers she's crying,
Speaker 5: or it's like a mixture of his sweat.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't want to I don't want him sweat.
Speaker 5: But then that because I was thinking about that a
Speaker 5: lot in high school is when I deconstructed that a lot,
Speaker 5: because I was like, there was this hole, like him
Speaker 5: living up in the sky business he's supposed to be
Speaker 5: under my feet.
Speaker 1: Well he's not even just up in the sky. He
Speaker 1: is in that metaphor the sun. He is the he
Speaker 1: is the brightest star in the sky.
Speaker 2: I mean he was the morning star.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Whoa, Hey, drop a bomb for yourself. You deserve it.
Speaker 1: Come on, that was the one that was the worst one.
Speaker 1: You're getting fixed. You're like, actually, I fucked up pretty bad.
Speaker 2: I was out of man. I'm still getting reacclimated to
Speaker 2: the American computer system.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Britain are different than so, Lisa. You you believe
Speaker 1: you continue to believe this. Are you then a profit
Speaker 1: for this message? Are you sharing it for other people?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 1: No, I this is a private thing that I'm terribly embarrassed.
Speaker 5: But yes, still I'm still dealing with it on the inside. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm still dealing with the whole, like being okay with
Speaker 5: it because there's nothing I do to try to stop it.
Speaker 5: Like I haven't gotten into climate change or anything like that,
Speaker 5: trying to get.
Speaker 2: To the bottom of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like this is maybe this is a halfway.
Speaker 5: So I'm not an environmental list yet. I feel like
Speaker 5: when I get to that point, that's when I'm in
Speaker 5: my proactive stages.
Speaker 1: I like that that that becoming an environmentalist is basically
Speaker 1: the wife spinach that she somehow gets strong enough to
Speaker 1: like block off his twings.
Speaker 2: Hey, the Devil's why is why I gave up on
Speaker 2: fast fashion.
Speaker 1: No, I'm I'm just trying to be responsible here.
Speaker 2: Can I ask the question that we have to ask
Speaker 2: if the devil does have a way, What's what's she
Speaker 2: looking like?
Speaker 4: WHOA?
Speaker 2: Okay, I see just from the reaction, I can feel it,
Speaker 2: but we have to I'm not gonna It's a good question,
Speaker 2: is a.
Speaker 5: Really good question. My brain just went in so many
Speaker 5: different directions.
Speaker 2: Of course, the Devil's Wife.
Speaker 5: Gotta ask, My brain just went in so many different directions.
Speaker 2: What was your first instinct?
Speaker 5: It was my very first instinct. Is a combination between
Speaker 5: like a classic Instagram batty and that like four four
Speaker 5: to six arm thing from More to Combat whoa, oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I think it's like a batty goro whoa.
Speaker 1: And there was a lady too. What was the lady's name? Girl, girl, girl,
Speaker 1: you know who?
Speaker 2: I think that comes into my head mind, in my head,
Speaker 2: would you say the Devil's wife? Have you ever used
Speaker 2: that salsa lady emoji? Yeah, the darkest one, because I
Speaker 2: always use the darkest one. Yeah, And then it actually
Speaker 2: makes me think of her or Felici shod in that.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the Cosmy show intro where she had
Speaker 2: the yeah with that one? That one. But it's because
Speaker 2: I think of the Devil's Wife is being like a
Speaker 2: sexy way like. I don't think she's just like some.
Speaker 5: Sad but you do agree that she is a dark
Speaker 5: skinned black woman.
Speaker 2: That's because I like him.
Speaker 5: Don't do this to me, No, I'm just saying we
Speaker 5: do tend to like the devil so that makes sense,
Speaker 5: or the de.
Speaker 2: Man, you're a bad guy, I would be a white lady. Yes,
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you what my instinct did.
Speaker 1: Hey, listeners, after next episode, we're going to reassess the podcast.
Speaker 1: Really if this is the right partnership moving forward.
Speaker 2: Also because I feel like maybe the devil's wife is
Speaker 2: cunning enough to get herself out of it, and I
Speaker 2: have no faith like that white lady.
Speaker 1: I will say, and this maybe this is this is
Speaker 1: working for. I'm not sure who this is helping, but
Speaker 1: I will say that my first thought was that it
Speaker 1: was a white woman. But I also thought I was bragging,
Speaker 1: all right, But I also thought that it was a
Speaker 1: white woman that looked like Earth a kid, do you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like had like sort of the
Speaker 1: eyebrows that Earth that used to have, and an attitude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like a fucking white lady, but with earth
Speaker 1: a kid underneath it, you know what I mean. And
Speaker 1: that I don't know if that means anything, but still
Speaker 1: black lady devil a little.
Speaker 2: Bit, you know what I mean. No, I don't think
Speaker 2: she's the devil.
Speaker 8: I think.
Speaker 1: She's missus Devil, which I think makes you a devil.
Speaker 1: I think once you've joined that family, you're you're you
Speaker 1: may not be the devil, but you think I think
Speaker 1: she's deviling pretty hard.
Speaker 2: I think she was with his activities, whether she soured
Speaker 2: on it now late in the relationship. At one point she's.
Speaker 1: He married her.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she.
Speaker 2: Don know how old she was, because he seems like
Speaker 2: he would have crept in there early. Yeah she was.
Speaker 2: I don't think he was like, I don't think his
Speaker 2: courtship process was straight up like, hey, my lady.
Speaker 5: I love the idea of the devil courting.
Speaker 1: He's just sitting in the car, like, bro, I'm just
Speaker 1: so nervous. She likes me for me?
Speaker 2: What do you think he took her? Like that first date?
Speaker 2: Like the all this stops out, I'm the devil. We're
Speaker 2: going out.
Speaker 1: Okay, Before we answer, I think the correct energy for
Speaker 1: the answer is that it needs to be like a
Speaker 1: secretly evil restaurant. Do you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: the prices are evil or what they're selling is not?
Speaker 5: Because answer, I'm curious, what do you think in and out?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Why but they love the Lord?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Because he's dangerous, he's a bad boy.
Speaker 5: I don't know. In and out love the Lord?
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 2: Loves the Lord too, But yeah, they used to have
Speaker 2: Bible versus on the bottom of the cup.
Speaker 1: Holy, I had no idea. I thought in and out
Speaker 1: was was. I thought they were born from the muck,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, not at all. But he took
Speaker 2: her there, He's like, hey, baby, you know they don't
Speaker 2: like me around here, got too thick.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's fine, he's the fun He's truly bad
Speaker 1: boy in it over there?
Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah? And where would he take her? Where do
Speaker 2: you think you would take her?
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, oh, it's got to be it's got
Speaker 1: to be somewhere where. Like people think that they're doing
Speaker 1: a wealthy thing, but in fact are being It's like, yeah, I.
Speaker 5: Thought we was rich. I thought we had money.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like people truly thinking they've elevated their lives, only
Speaker 1: to discover in adulthood that like, actually, this is kind
Speaker 1: of embarrassing that it meant this much to me.
Speaker 2: Hey shout olive gardens. Still you.
Speaker 1: I'm not better than it, but I do recognize it's
Speaker 1: not cool to go.
Speaker 5: To am I going to story like Guardy'll.
Speaker 2: Get that.
Speaker 1: It didn't have to be the most important night of
Speaker 1: my life. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Did you go to I went to?
Speaker 1: Probably don't it was It could have been a fucking Benegans.
Speaker 1: I truly don't remember. But it wasn't anywhere that that
Speaker 1: any of us would respect. Now you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you were a child. Don't you can
Speaker 2: give the boys to you know you can? You can
Speaker 2: forgive yourself? Yeah, no, I will such a.
Speaker 9: It's such a fault, like it's not your fault.
Speaker 2: That means it was working. He was like, three more
Speaker 2: it's not your faults away from busting out.
Speaker 1: I was gonna weep.
Speaker 4: I was gonna weep on this podcast and talk about
Speaker 4: where wearing a pink goddamn suit to I hop next
Speaker 4: to another group of men also wearing fluorescent suits.
Speaker 2: Oh did you have a white tux heed on them?
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: I had a white tux with a pink vest and tie.
Speaker 2: Let me guess, Let me guess. I bet you had
Speaker 2: a cane.
Speaker 1: I did not have a cave.
Speaker 5: Used to have canes.
Speaker 1: I wasn't a cane dude, but but that was probably
Speaker 1: more because of my family. My dad would not have
Speaker 1: let me get a cane. He's like a real like
Speaker 1: he pimps are not funny. That is not charming. You
Speaker 1: are not gonna look like that ass motherfucker. And so
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: Know with the pink undertones that was.
Speaker 1: Come on, baby fly.
Speaker 5: My date wore white and bridore.
Speaker 4: Regular regular people. It's pimps too, you know what I'm saying. Wait, Lisa,
Speaker 4: you said you.
Speaker 1: Had read and then your your partner had a vest.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he wore a white suit with the red accents.
Speaker 5: And same about the cane. We was not allowed any
Speaker 5: type of pimp activity. But my daddy was actually a
Speaker 5: pip in the seventies. That's another episode.
Speaker 10: Yeah, he did not.
Speaker 5: He had to talk about it. So I don't think
Speaker 5: I can tell his story like that. But so he
Speaker 5: used to get real upset about it.
Speaker 1: He's like, you're mocking me for my work.
Speaker 5: Didn't have any canes. I was like, okay, we.
Speaker 1: Were serious men doing serious work. All right, we need
Speaker 1: to take a break. We're going to be back with
Speaker 1: more Lisa Beasiley and more. My mama told me.
Speaker 10: Look, if you hate cops just because the cops, the
Speaker 10: next time you get in trouble, call crackhead.
Speaker 2: And tell them to listen to My mama told me.
Speaker 1: That was perfect. Good right, Yeah, that was perfect.
Speaker 2: We are back discussing whether or not the devil beats
Speaker 2: his wife. Who his wife is and does she got asked?
Speaker 1: I think she's got to ask for sure. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think she's got asked. I think she I think she's
Speaker 1: the whole shebang, She's everything.
Speaker 2: I also want to go back to this thing. I
Speaker 2: think that the devil's wife is probably a very, very
Speaker 2: beautiful woman. That's also why I picked.
Speaker 5: I still think she got sick arms, and I think
Speaker 5: that's why she got asked, because if she got six arms,
Speaker 5: she probably holds kettlebells at each one while doing squats.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Way, and it's all still concentrated on two legs. Boom
Speaker 1: that acid, that acid booming. Yeah, damn, damn. The science
Speaker 1: is checking out as our as our in house researcher.
Speaker 1: I can tell you the science agrees.
Speaker 2: I never saw gol from the back, so I have
Speaker 2: nothing to go.
Speaker 5: Oh girlad as I remember.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not even gonna hold you. Yeah, yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: He on percent had ass. Olivia is making a wonderful
Speaker 1: suggestion listeners. If you should feel so inspired, we would
Speaker 1: love to hear what you think the Devil's wife looks
Speaker 1: like and and you should send us your theories the
Speaker 1: visual images. I don't need to hear your words. We
Speaker 1: want pictures. I've heard you talk enough and and Papa
Speaker 1: doesn't care for it, but but I would love pictures.
Speaker 1: That's me. And guess what you're nana. We all know
Speaker 1: your nana.
Speaker 11: Come on, no, no, no, that's.
Speaker 2: Where it came from.
Speaker 1: Nana is always trying to get us to go to church.
Speaker 2: That shit sounds like nana. That's nana talk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're showing up places and asking for food with
Speaker 1: tinfoil wrapped around to your nana.
Speaker 2: That's not that's a good idea.
Speaker 1: That might be a good idea, but that ain't how
Speaker 1: Papa talk, you know what I mean. He's got me there.
Speaker 1: At least I did a little bit of research. I
Speaker 1: did a little bit of research on your conspiracy theory
Speaker 1: that I would love to unpack with you. The the
Speaker 1: first thing that I looked up, and I'm excited about this.
Speaker 1: The first thing that came to mind when this happened
Speaker 1: was one I wanted to prove that the devil is real.
Speaker 1: I basically, you did well. You gotta be talking to somebody.
Speaker 2: It doesn't come up a lot. But Langston loves evil
Speaker 2: and evil things.
Speaker 1: I'm not a good guy. I'm a real I'm a
Speaker 1: real bad boy.
Speaker 2: Is he's a good guy on paper, That's how you
Speaker 2: know he's bad. He just wants it in his heart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, love it a game, baby. But but I wanted.
Speaker 1: I wanted to find if there's any evidence that would
Speaker 1: substantiate the devil being real and thus this conspiracy theory
Speaker 1: having some truth to it. And unfortunately, when you look
Speaker 1: up is the devil real? It mostly comes back with
Speaker 1: churches and colleges that are are like rooted to a
Speaker 1: church where it's like a such a Christian college that
Speaker 1: it literally just is feeding a church facility, And so
Speaker 1: all of their information is being like, of course he's real.
Speaker 1: It's all in this book. It's like, yeah, dog, I
Speaker 1: get that, the.
Speaker 5: Bible, all these fires, of course the devil is real.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They're like they're like anybody who says it isn't is
Speaker 1: doing exactly what the devil wants them to do.
Speaker 4: And it's like, all right, big man, I get it. Fuck, okay,
Speaker 4: I give up. But but what I.
Speaker 1: Did find somehow in the middle of this was a
Speaker 1: video of someone claiming that they had in fact caught
Speaker 1: the devil on camera. And I'm excited for for us
Speaker 1: to share this now. Olivia has it all, so I.
Speaker 2: Wants to be that video of terry crews and white girls.
Speaker 1: Oh you think this is just me pulling a brank?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I think the devil. I'm sorry that clear?
Speaker 1: So is this proof that the devil exists? Was the
Speaker 1: name of the video in Olivia? You can play it whenever?
Speaker 8: Is this proof that the devil exists? The devil has
Speaker 8: been talked about and worshiped for thousands of years, even
Speaker 8: before humans started documenting things. It's thought that the devil
Speaker 8: existed and was believed in, but in all of that time,
Speaker 8: we have yet to find concrete proof until maybe right
Speaker 8: now now.
Speaker 2: A video was.
Speaker 8: Surfaced from Saudi Arabia where two people are wandering through
Speaker 8: an abandoned office building at night. The video was posted
Speaker 8: by horror cast one and as we can see, the
Speaker 8: two people stop for a moment and then notice something
Speaker 8: at the hall. Was the humanoid looking figure that rushes
Speaker 8: that when they.
Speaker 4: Get that was just a lady. That was a lady
Speaker 4: running for her life for men who are holding flashlights
Speaker 4: with the gun. On the other hand, that's that's.
Speaker 2: Nothing else was Yeah, that was. That was.
Speaker 1: Somebody in Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 4: Arabia is gonna recognize her from the back and be
Speaker 4: like I fucked that lady, as that's a lady I've
Speaker 4: been with.
Speaker 2: Oh that was. That was the worst ever. I thought
Speaker 2: some koul was gonna have the Devil's just a tiny lady.
Speaker 1: My favorite part of it was the build up. It
Speaker 1: took so long for us to even get to the footage.
Speaker 1: It's all these these.
Speaker 5: It was such an obvious five five woman with long hair, and.
Speaker 1: She fits a police description. People are looking for that lady.
Speaker 1: You could be solving a person's problems and instead you're
Speaker 1: making up fictions about the devil.
Speaker 5: So how come the devil can't just be somewhere like Wisconsin?
Speaker 5: Why I gotta be like Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 4: Because that's all part of the video. They're like, where's
Speaker 4: the most evil place, filthy people on the planet Earth
Speaker 4: who don't.
Speaker 1: Believe in ship.
Speaker 4: We believe in Saudi Arabia. We're gonna put the devil there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I was like this, I was like, keep
Speaker 2: going as as they said, I'll hear you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's really what they were like, Nah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna make this the most abusing the people we
Speaker 1: can video it possible.
Speaker 5: Looked like those man and I am legend. You remember
Speaker 5: where he wanted at Dart And they was like, that's
Speaker 5: what I look like.
Speaker 2: I thought, what's that one Baphomet with the goat legs? Oh,
Speaker 2: isn't that the one they say is modeled after the Devil?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: My My familiarity with the goat leg people is more
Speaker 1: from the Lion, the Witch, and the wardrobe.
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say from Jamaican students.
Speaker 4: Nah, I presume that's regular goat.
Speaker 1: That's not like a man goat.
Speaker 2: I mean he's got to go ahead to right.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the devil. I think when he has the legs,
Speaker 1: he has the head too. I don't think he's like
Speaker 1: a mermaid in that sense.
Speaker 5: Can I ask y'all something while I have too men
Speaker 5: here with beards? Is it is it a goat t
Speaker 5: or is it a goat T?
Speaker 2: Man? I mean, I'll talk about another conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: Wow, I've always presumed goat T. But I know that
Speaker 1: that is that is not the spelling The spelling is
Speaker 1: g O T e E. Are you g or g
Speaker 1: o A t e e?
Speaker 2: Goat e?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Goat yeah go t interesting, but but it I
Speaker 1: think that was them. My argument would be they mushed
Speaker 1: them teas into a single T and let that ride.
Speaker 1: I think the root were is goat tea.
Speaker 2: Because goats have them, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got those sweet goat beards.
Speaker 2: I never had just to go tea. Good for you,
Speaker 2: fucking professional podcast. You just have to die to nost
Speaker 2: I understand.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not. I was about to defend myself.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say that I I did, in fact
Speaker 4: have a go tea, and and I I had a lot.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of shame about just that. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it seems like you could do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy. You gotta think face with a goatee,
Speaker 2: you look like insane.
Speaker 1: I'll say this. I think that because so many light
Speaker 1: skinned UH heroes as it were, our our light skinned
Speaker 1: heroes often bear the goatee, and they they ultimately don't
Speaker 1: that it becomes an embarrassing thing to say. You're you're
Speaker 1: you're doing the Shamar Moore, You're doing the the Michael.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know somebody stronger. I don't know a man stronger.
Speaker 1: Name is stronger man than Shamar Moore Beford. No, you're
Speaker 1: out of your mind. We beat, we beat, we have beat.
Speaker 11: I don't know the the universe has beat the fuck
Speaker 11: out of samar More for the past twenty five years,
Speaker 11: and he's felt nothing.
Speaker 2: He truly, that's true.
Speaker 1: It's gotta be don't feel a punch.
Speaker 5: That that was a big.
Speaker 1: He's he's not afraid of nothing. We're saying. We keep
Speaker 1: pulling up his old trained videos and calling him gay.
Speaker 1: We won't stop calling him gay, and he just stays
Speaker 1: buff and hair.
Speaker 8: Weird.
Speaker 1: The man was bald and didn't even address it with us.
Speaker 1: He just kept being sexy.
Speaker 5: We let him have it. He's only fifty three.
Speaker 2: That sounds bro.
Speaker 1: That's that's an unbeatable character. And I of course he's
Speaker 1: the king. He's the king of light skin. I don't
Speaker 1: care what anybody said.
Speaker 2: He really brought me aloud. I was I was making funnier.
Speaker 2: You're right. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: He's everything that that you say. We represent so so
Speaker 1: we haven't s unkind.
Speaker 5: You're right, Sam Moore, we apologize to you as I apologize.
Speaker 2: Man, he takes a looking and keeps on taking.
Speaker 1: But honestly, I'm not sure that you know what. I
Speaker 1: don't apologize because I'm not sure that without without that
Speaker 1: ass beating that you continue to receive, that you could
Speaker 1: stay as great as you do. So thank you for
Speaker 1: your sacrifice, Chamar Moore. You are the reason I stand
Speaker 1: during the national anthem. You are my everything. Thank you.
Speaker 2: That's what I say the freeway.
Speaker 1: Okay, So so unfortunately.
Speaker 5: No more podcast now.
Speaker 1: Man, I really wish he wasn't. But he's the fucking king.
Speaker 2: Isn't there another one who was just as who's the one.
Speaker 1: More than him?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Kojo, he's like because though, yeah, he ain't got it
Speaker 1: like Shamar.
Speaker 5: Dude, I've never heard Sam's name just by yourself.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: You guys don't know him like I know him. You
Speaker 1: don't have the connection that I have. One of the
Speaker 1: things that gets pointed to when we talk about this
Speaker 1: potential theory being real is that in Greek mythology, Hades,
Speaker 1: the god of the underworld, their version of the devil,
Speaker 1: to some extent, is said to have married Persephone, who's
Speaker 1: the daughter of Demeter, who is basically mother Nature, which
Speaker 1: then leads Demeter to refuse to make the earth fertile
Speaker 1: until Persephone is able to come back to Earth. Do
Speaker 1: we remember this story from Greek mythology?
Speaker 10: Am I?
Speaker 5: Every time I hear Greek mythology as an adult, I
Speaker 5: listen for real. So now I get it?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: So yeah, Hades basically steals Demeter's daughter and forces her
Speaker 1: Demean ain't that or not demeandor Demeter? Uh demait uh
Speaker 1: dem she When he steals her daughter, Persephone, he he
Speaker 1: marries her down in the underworld. They fight, or rather
Speaker 1: she she refuses to make the earth fertile so long
Speaker 1: as Persephone is away. Eventually they reach an agreement that
Speaker 1: I think during you know, a certain point in the year,
Speaker 1: Persephone will be allowed to return to Earth that like
Speaker 1: the devil feels Hades feels so bad, I think, or
Speaker 1: some ship that he allows her to Yeah, and that
Speaker 1: spring and summer where Persephone is allowed to revisit family
Speaker 1: and shit, and then she has to descend back to
Speaker 1: Hades in autumn and winter.
Speaker 5: Oh so the tears could be from when she's like, please,
Speaker 5: the earth needs me, please let me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, bitch, I'm that.
Speaker 2: Every goddamn March thirty first. It's the same thing. I
Speaker 2: don't know when spring starts.
Speaker 1: March thirty first, then you know that spring solstice, you know.
Speaker 4: March thirty first, where we associate with blooming and blossoming
Speaker 4: of flowers.
Speaker 2: I'm saying that's the beginning of the season because she's
Speaker 2: here all season.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, yeah, I think she hangs out for the
Speaker 1: whole of it. And the reason the spring, I believe
Speaker 1: is her path up to Earth and then summer is
Speaker 1: her fully like we get to kick it for a
Speaker 1: season kind of.
Speaker 2: Also, by the way, the virtual equinox March nineteen twentieth
Speaker 2: or twenty first, don't make me feel like I'm a
Speaker 2: cycle back. That's a very reasonable guess. All right, that's
Speaker 2: ten days off and I have no training.
Speaker 1: I won't take my lass back. I still had I
Speaker 1: still had fun at your expense.
Speaker 5: Also, they still do be blizzards here in Chicago, so
Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know what spring is until July.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we I'm from I'm from a city where it
Speaker 1: is cold as fuck all the time. So yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna pretend like you're wrong, and frankly you're from You're
Speaker 1: from a city that way too, So maybe.
Speaker 2: That's like a common misconception. We have like three of
Speaker 2: the days of sunshine a year. Okay, it's really not
Speaker 2: as cool as like the inner Midwest. Wow.
Speaker 1: Wow, I hope your team doesn't win again.
Speaker 2: How about that?
Speaker 1: I hope that's the last one you all ever see.
Speaker 12: Okay.
Speaker 1: So so that is a potential maybe suggestion inside of
Speaker 1: this thing. There is also another I guess source of
Speaker 1: where this all comes from the phrase itself can actually
Speaker 1: be traced back hundreds of years.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 1: The first recording of this phrase is in seventeen oh
Speaker 1: three in a French play to go and thrash him
Speaker 1: round the churchyard as the devil does his wife in
Speaker 1: rainy weather when the sun shines.
Speaker 2: So who was the playwright? I don't know, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Some French, some.
Speaker 5: French white man was allowed to read right.
Speaker 1: Frenchman, which is French plays and people. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I write it down and sometimes like, oh that
Speaker 1: ain't that? Ain't that interesting? What's his name?
Speaker 2: Shock?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Jean.
Speaker 13: No, Michael, Michael, Michael, Michael, you gotta stop being a
Speaker 13: phony and yourself you Michael nigga.
Speaker 1: But but additionally, and boy, you'll love this. Jonathan Swift
Speaker 1: used it in seventeen thirty eight and said the devil
Speaker 1: was beating his wife behind the door when with a
Speaker 1: shoulder of mutton. Damn he he had it.
Speaker 2: Why would I love that?
Speaker 1: Just because I had a name? Not the quote.
Speaker 2: It's okay.
Speaker 1: I just wanted you to know that I had a
Speaker 1: name this time Mutton a mutton. That's like, yeah, can
Speaker 1: he beating her up with a big old ship?
Speaker 2: That's that's that's that's gotta hurt and be bloodymb.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not that's not a safe house anymore.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, we got to go get her.
Speaker 1: We gotta get the Devil's.
Speaker 5: Fun that detail that it was behind a closed door.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, he's not going to do it in front
Speaker 1: of his friends.
Speaker 2: No, He's like, no, no, no, no, no, she's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, that was a good guy. He wouldn't do that, right,
Speaker 1: That's what his friends were saying.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't be. It's all over here to play cards. He's
Speaker 2: gonna go upstairs and.
Speaker 1: Come on there.
Speaker 2: Sure.
Speaker 1: He raises his voice sometimes he's aggressive.
Speaker 2: You've seen him play. He's passionate.
Speaker 1: Oh men are bad.
Speaker 4: We're we're sitting there doing bits on on the evils
Speaker 4: that get perpetuated in fucking patriarchy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, on to the devil, which makes it okay I
Speaker 5: hate that guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh phew, I'm glad we're getting away with it.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: It feels like it feels like in some ways this
Speaker 1: is just sort of a a perpetuation of bars, right
Speaker 1: like that one dude just wrote this down and everybody
Speaker 1: was like, that's so crazy. I'm gonna write that shit too,
Speaker 1: until it becomes their their equivalent of more money, more problems,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Where it's just like damn,
Speaker 1: he was spitting so hard that it just became a
Speaker 1: part of the way we talk.
Speaker 5: And I think it got to somebody in slavery did
Speaker 5: not did not read that quote, but had it read
Speaker 5: to them, and that was all we needed. Yeah, you
Speaker 5: where to live on for a lifetime.
Speaker 2: It's not going anywhere.
Speaker 1: Just one real charming slave was like, this is what
Speaker 1: it is. When they were like, that's it, this is
Speaker 1: us forever.
Speaker 5: That's what's happening when it rains. Period.
Speaker 2: Ya figured it out next.
Speaker 1: So additionally, there's there's another version that was recorded in
Speaker 1: eighteen ninety three and Inwards weather lore in a nigga's
Speaker 1: weather lord Y, that's not what I meant, But now
Speaker 1: that's what I wish it was. That's absolutely what it
Speaker 1: should be, is a nigga's weather lord. But no, it
Speaker 1: was a white man named Inward.
Speaker 2: Why are you doing this?
Speaker 4: This is I think this is my mama told me
Speaker 4: who's on first? I think this is the closest we're
Speaker 4: gonna get. It's like, no, his name is Inward. No nigga, ah, no,
Speaker 4: niggas in the word.
Speaker 2: I don't give a dog.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: But but this, this gentleman wrote in eighteen ninety three,
Speaker 1: if he's based I I n W A R D
Speaker 1: s Okay.
Speaker 5: They named him after a word.
Speaker 1: They named him after a vine, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: They were like, this is really popping right now. You're
Speaker 1: gonna be in word culture. Ain't never gonna wake up
Speaker 1: on this. You N word?
Speaker 5: Oh man, I'm an adopted little white boy named him Inward.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my son. N word. He's just like all
Speaker 1: of y'all. Baby.
Speaker 14: Don't you let them boys tell you you any different.
Speaker 14: You an inn word too, where it counts on the inside.
Speaker 14: You an N word on paper?
Speaker 1: So uh so, he writes, if it rains while the
Speaker 1: sun is shining, the devil is beating his grandmother. Apparently
Speaker 1: he took it to somewhere a lot weirderdam like that. Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Don't want to put it on I don't want to
Speaker 2: put it on levels.
Speaker 7: But that's the worst thing I've ever heard grandma's But
Speaker 7: grandma is crazy his own grandmother yea, a.
Speaker 5: Grandmother in law?
Speaker 2: His grandmas mom.
Speaker 1: Who do you think the Devil's dad is? Because you
Speaker 1: think the devil is Terry Crews? We've that's that's well
Speaker 1: established cannon here for my mama told me you believe
Speaker 1: the devil is Terry Crews? Who is Terry Crews? Is
Speaker 1: daddy inside of this?
Speaker 2: Charles Luckily?
Speaker 1: Whoa?
Speaker 2: I think that been through enough and I'm afraid he'll
Speaker 2: find out and beat me up, beat your ass. I
Speaker 2: bet he could still fight like a couple. Yeah, Dad,
Speaker 2: I don't got it. I don't know. I gotta come
Speaker 2: back next week.
Speaker 1: I'll say this to me, the Devil's dad, And I
Speaker 1: don't mean this to be down on him, but it
Speaker 1: feels like a Gene Hackman kind of character to me.
Speaker 1: He's very gruff and sort of cigarette smoky, and you've
Speaker 1: been eighty eight your entire life. Somehow that that's the
Speaker 1: Devil's dad. He's hard, hard man.
Speaker 5: Or like Archie Bunker, like Antoniozonio.
Speaker 2: He's sexy to you.
Speaker 5: Did you know Antonio Benderaz was only sixty two years old?
Speaker 5: Did you not think he was eighty five?
Speaker 1: I thought I thought he was younger.
Speaker 2: If I'm in, I thought he.
Speaker 5: Was seventy my whole life. He's been on for a
Speaker 5: long long time, for a long time, but he's only
Speaker 5: sixty two.
Speaker 1: He's just so handsome. Yeah, he still got it.
Speaker 2: I think that the Devil is sexy, though. I think
Speaker 2: his whole family is probably really.
Speaker 1: Sexy, even like the patriarchs of the family when they
Speaker 1: get old, they remained sexy all the way.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean we all remember the uncle junior grandpa
Speaker 2: junior situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got you, yep, yeah, yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 1: And his daughter looked like Steph Curry. I can see that.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 1: More interesting, I think the then the phrase itself there
Speaker 1: seemed to be a fuck ton of other idioms and
Speaker 1: sort of like similar to like the way that that
Speaker 1: the grandma becomes a thing. It becomes a lot of
Speaker 1: saying specific to the devil in relation to raining all
Speaker 1: across the world. Right, that like everywhere across the world,
Speaker 1: raining with the sun is devil related. But sometimes it's
Speaker 1: like the devil digging in his booty, y'all.
Speaker 5: The devil whacking it again, y'all.
Speaker 1: That devil beating his me one more time, he coming
Speaker 1: on all of us.
Speaker 5: The one where he's beating his wife should be your
Speaker 5: least favorite.
Speaker 2: Well, the grandma one is my least favorite.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the grandma one is terrible.
Speaker 1: The grandma one is pretty bad.
Speaker 2: He sees what if she deserved it, though there is
Speaker 2: nothing that grandma can do to deserve it.
Speaker 5: Grandma, I can't wait, an evil ass grandma?
Speaker 1: Whoa you want to get to the point where somebody
Speaker 1: will fight you, where they're like ready to to go
Speaker 1: to blows with you at your old age?
Speaker 5: Peace on me. So I don't think they're gonna fight.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's devil's got it on him, Like, come on,
Speaker 2: even at his grandma's house, he's at war.
Speaker 5: What devil is war?
Speaker 2: Why he's got it on him? I bet he's got
Speaker 2: a stupid gun like a like a gold plated desert eagle, like, Oh,
Speaker 2: I could see that dumb gun. Yeah, and it's got
Speaker 2: it's got like an inscription on it. And it's a
Speaker 2: long inscription, you know what I mean. It ain't just
Speaker 2: like one phrase. It's he's got something to say with
Speaker 2: this motherfucker, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, I gotta take a second to read them, don't.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what this says. Yeah, and when
Speaker 1: you read it, you got to do it in that
Speaker 1: tupac bood that come with me. Otherwise the gun don't work.
Speaker 1: You gotta know, yeah, to know how to use it. Well, Lisa,
Speaker 1: I don't know that we did anything productive here today.
Speaker 1: I'd be lying if I said it felt like we
Speaker 1: solved any problems.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: I think it seems like you are still going to
Speaker 1: continue to believe that the devil is beating his wife
Speaker 1: when there are sunshowers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, since somebody said it in seventeen hundreds, that
Speaker 5: makes it true. Sure, my internal conflict has moved along,
Speaker 5: it has progressed. I probably won't think about it until
Speaker 5: it rains and the sun is shining again, and then
Speaker 5: I'm gonna think about this, and then I'm gonna laugh
Speaker 5: so I think that's productive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so we we We offered a little bit
Speaker 1: of medicine.
Speaker 5: And this might be a good like halfway point as
Speaker 5: I think about it for the rest of my life.
Speaker 8: For me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just am I am?
Speaker 2: I still with it?
Speaker 1: Yes, I am going to move on? Is this really
Speaker 1: what I want to be? Damn right?
Speaker 3: It is?
Speaker 1: Here we go, Bory did where do you fall? How
Speaker 1: do you feel in the wake of all of this?
Speaker 2: You know, I'm worried about the Devil's granny. Uh, I
Speaker 2: still feel the same way I always felt about the Devil.
Speaker 2: I guess it doesn't it doesn't do anything. No, you're
Speaker 2: not you're not.
Speaker 1: You don't buy into the devil.
Speaker 2: I'd rather not speak on that right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough, I don't speaking. I don't I don't believe.
Speaker 1: I don't believe in the devil.
Speaker 2: I don't think. This feels like one of those things
Speaker 2: you don't want to be wrong about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I and I feel I feel silly documenting it.
Speaker 2: But because they always say he believes you, yeah.
Speaker 5: And he's using you right now, I mean, if he.
Speaker 2: Believes on me, honestly, thank you, I could have used
Speaker 2: that you're in childhood.
Speaker 1: I will say my chest is hot, so maybe maybe
Speaker 1: it is. Maybe that is the devil, but but no,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's real. I think come on, yo,
Speaker 1: curl up.
Speaker 5: Stop, come on, we've been through.
Speaker 12: Come on, well you're doing you know we call your
Speaker 12: family definite, won't make you do that.
Speaker 1: You just you just be acting up. Call your family. Lisa?
Speaker 1: Could you could you tell the people where they can
Speaker 1: find you and what cool ship you have going on?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: So I'm at Lisa b evolving everywhere and I'm not
Speaker 5: going to change it.
Speaker 10: I was.
Speaker 5: I was trying to do it so so the world
Speaker 5: can help me be affirmational. But I'm evolving too fast,
Speaker 5: so I might change it to Lisa be rich, so
Speaker 5: that can happen. Okay, So at Lisa be Evolving everywhere?
Speaker 5: What else you ask? You go to lisabiasley dot com.
Speaker 5: I have a really cute site. Is very cute. You
Speaker 5: can find me jobless right now, so you can find
Speaker 5: me available for work. Other than that, I just oh,
Speaker 5: I do a show at the Lave factory in Chicago
Speaker 5: once a month, the first Monday of every month. That's
Speaker 5: real cute. I'm gonna be there until they tell me
Speaker 5: to stop, or until I get a better job.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I would love to keep doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it all right. Well hell yeah, Bory, did
Speaker 1: you tell the people where they can find you?
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm going on tour in September, October and part
Speaker 2: of November and the Flyer and all that's gonna be
Speaker 2: coming out. But it's gonna be great. Ashville, Birmingham, places
Speaker 2: like that. Hell yeah, you'll watchers on HBO. I can subscribe.
Speaker 2: My mama told me go see us live.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh yeah, we're we we we haven't locked things
Speaker 1: in quite yet, but we're expecting that we're gonna be
Speaker 1: doing a little bit of live traveling sometime this year.
Speaker 1: So so keep your eye out because we're gonna be
Speaker 1: We're gonna be doing some shit on the road. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna act up in your faces. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I might go crazy, but as always, you can follow
Speaker 1: me at Langston Kerman. Uh and and uh. You can
Speaker 1: send us your drops, your conspiracy theories. You can send
Speaker 1: us who you think the devil actually is and his daddy,
Speaker 1: all of it to my mama pod at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: We would love to hear from you. Oh oh yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck yeah. If you're in Philly July sixth through eighth,
Speaker 1: you can come see me at the punchline. I'll be
Speaker 1: there and then uh yeah there's some other ship moving
Speaker 1: around and stuff, but yeah that that'll happen soon. So Philly,
Speaker 1: what's up?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: We did everything, Bye, bitch.
Speaker 10: We're gonna kill you and fuck your women. Sounds wholesome, doesn't.
Speaker 6: My grown chips and your babes a Kuala bears are racist.
Speaker 6: The Ostal Layers, money, turkey stuff.
Speaker 3: I can't tell me