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Speaker 2: Well, we're not going in as high as we usually do.

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Speaker 1: No, we didn't even go in as high. It's still

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Speaker 2: Well, and it was explained to me that there was

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Speaker 2: We should almost take a picture of all those cords.

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Speaker 1: Well, here's the problem, the splitter that I paid for

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Speaker 2: I think somebody deleted our page. You got no I

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Speaker 1: And there's no troubles.

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Speaker 1: No, you are not. Arnold is always and forever a

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Speaker 1: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 2: It's Susan. I'm from the North I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 2: I need the Buffalo Bills and I need the Jags,

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Speaker 2: You know in NFL they don't go by conference record

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Speaker 1: Record, not their conference record. It is a little weird

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Speaker 2: When we were kids, I think we adopted college rules

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Speaker 1: I think it's one foot in. I need to ask Forrest,

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Speaker 2: Rules, though, are important to start to instilling your kids immediately. Dude,

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Speaker 1: We dribbled the basketball. We've started dribbling the basketball in

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Speaker 1: She died, she's great with mine. Well, yeah, yo, boys,

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Speaker 2: Usually with Boomer, I can throw a couple of them

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Speaker 1: She does not like. She gets annoyed when they kick

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Speaker 2: See that's a good one though, because that stays low.

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Speaker 2: The football is what can break some dishes up on

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Speaker 1: That's what she does not like is us throwing the

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Speaker 1: the far quarters. No, no, between the living room and

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Speaker 1: No no, literally, there's like a little bar. But it's

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Speaker 2: Dude, I love after using a paper towel, you know,

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Speaker 2: the hands, you wash them off, and dude, you put

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Speaker 1: Then that's when I hammer a strike.

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Speaker 1: Much don't need to practice pitching. She does get mad.

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Speaker 1: She gets mad about the kids kicking the soccer ball

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Speaker 1: according to Aaron, he said, we played two feet. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: in college we moved to one foot.

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Speaker 1: But then we're back to NFL at the NFL at

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Speaker 1: two feet. I mean, I don't know why we adopted.

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Speaker 2: The other kids on the playground play with two feet.

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Speaker 1: We are so stupid. We made it so hard on ourselves.

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Speaker 1: Now I got to go back and rework my stats

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Speaker 2: Dude, can you imagine it when we kicked off his kids.

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Speaker 2: You had to start in the end zone. Yeah, if

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Speaker 2: you just dud. Now they start halfway up the field.

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Speaker 1: And you would you would just stand and you would

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Speaker 1: so weird how the game has changed. Yes, yes, but

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Speaker 1: because my sister amazingly got us for Christmas a indoor

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we all had hoops. It was usually Nerve type

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Speaker 2: I just remembered Baser got me one of those a

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Speaker 1: I'm throwing that up in the main cave, absolutely, dude,

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Speaker 1: And because you live upstairs in the apartment. The dribbling

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Speaker 1: You can't continue it.

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Speaker 2: You can pick up your dribble, but you can only

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Speaker 1: Step in. And I forgot that I have the Jordan

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Speaker 1: And then I was like, you know what, my kids

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Speaker 2: But is Jordan one where the door shuts or you

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Speaker 1: Ah, you can do it either it's flat like, you

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Speaker 2: So the hoops with the door shut hate to break

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Speaker 1: Correct.

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Speaker 2: What's perfect is if you put a hoop above the

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Speaker 1: That's why my house as a kid growing up was

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Speaker 1: They were like they were fake wood. Holy shit, man,

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Speaker 1: they're definitely not ten supposed to have.

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Speaker 2: Them at our house and we said, no, save money,

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Speaker 2: put doors instead of slam.

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Speaker 1: Would I got confirmation batters box?

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Speaker 3: Batter box that is weighing.

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Speaker 1: From his home office, He said, yep. Two. But then

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Speaker 2: You're talking about aluminum foil that you play, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You would just you would just make a big ball

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Speaker 1: when we were having slummer parties. We would play foil

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Speaker 2: We went to Sunday school, we went to Sunday church,

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Speaker 2: we had to then go to church. So we started

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Speaker 1: I don't think she listens.

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Speaker 2: So we started saying, oh, we got homework, so then

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Speaker 2: we'd go in the back room and play nerf basketball.

435
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Speaker 2: Love it, okay, but obviously we're bigger, you know what

436
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,520
Speaker 2: I'm saying. So it's a little loud and stuff. So,

437
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,520
Speaker 2: uh so we're playing NERF basketball and told moms, hey,

438
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,440
Speaker 2: we got home again. Oh we've had homework for the

439
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:02,520
Speaker 2: last year every Wednesday.

440
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:02,800
Speaker 1: Sorry.

441
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, So we're in the back room nerve basketball. It's

442
00:19:05,119 --> 00:19:07,560
Speaker 2: going hard. It's going hard. But like I said, the

443
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,240
Speaker 2: hoop didn't have the door had to shut because we

444
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:13,440
Speaker 2: had to think we're studying. So because we shut the door,

445
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,199
Speaker 2: we had to put the hoop on the wall. So

446
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,280
Speaker 2: if you dunked it, you're running into the wall.

447
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

448
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,280
Speaker 2: Well my brother he's about four inches taller than me,

449
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,400
Speaker 2: about one hundred pounds heavier than me. Okay, Bro goes

450
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:26,000
Speaker 2: in for a dunk. Oh no, he goes in for

451
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Speaker 2: a dunk not thinking. But I mean, you're in the

452
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,840
Speaker 2: heat of the game, but you got to score the hoop.

453
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Speaker 1: Heat of the game.

454
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,720
Speaker 2: But he went straight on like Jordan from the free

455
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:38,520
Speaker 2: throw line, dude, and his foot went right through the wall.

456
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Speaker 1: Dude, I'll glory to God, Bro.

457
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,600
Speaker 2: It was the biggest hole I've ever seen him.

458
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Speaker 1: We're like, fuck, we're like Dann when he slaidd he

459
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,440
Speaker 1: did he say first of all, i'd have to think

460
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,879
Speaker 1: my Lord and savorite Judis Christ.

461
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,920
Speaker 2: No, we're all trying. I mean I think my sister's

462
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,800
Speaker 2: back there playing maybe another kid he ended up catching

463
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,560
Speaker 2: on and he would tell his mom he had to study.

464
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Speaker 1: So we're all seventh graders. We're all back.

465
00:19:58,359 --> 00:20:01,159
Speaker 2: There's dunk and NFL basketball playing tense games, sweating a right,

466
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:02,040
Speaker 2: why are you sweating?

467
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:05,800
Speaker 1: I don't know you're dunking NFL basketball or NBA. Moms

468
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,280
Speaker 1: would be like, what you guys, why is it smell

469
00:20:07,359 --> 00:20:09,760
Speaker 1: like sweating here? I don't know. We're all studying. I mean, dude,

470
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:13,440
Speaker 1: the whole room smelled like sweat. So closer, dripping wet dude.

471
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:16,040
Speaker 2: Hey, tough math problem, mom, Hey we got we got

472
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Speaker 2: smart though. We said, what are we gonna do with

473
00:20:18,119 --> 00:20:20,440
Speaker 2: this hole? It's literally gonna ruin. I mean, hey, guys,

474
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,600
Speaker 2: we made a huge hole in here doing homework. We've

475
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,840
Speaker 2: never been able to do homework again. So like, think fast,

476
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,440
Speaker 2: think fast, thing fast.

477
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Speaker 1: We get a poster and booted over this huge asshole. Dude.

478
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:35,480
Speaker 2: For years, nobody knew there was this huge ass hole.

479
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:38,240
Speaker 2: But right there on the wall in Sunday School, I'm

480
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,720
Speaker 2: talking second grade class would be in their teachers, but

481
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,280
Speaker 2: people teaching class, nobody ever knew about this hole. And

482
00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:48,239
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure before we left we moved. When we

483
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,080
Speaker 2: moved to Michigan, we go, hey, we're older now, you know,

484
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,840
Speaker 2: we're like a year a couple of years older. Da

485
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,760
Speaker 2: Just just to be honest with you, guys, we made

486
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:57,000
Speaker 2: this huge hole in the wall and took the poster off.

487
00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:00,119
Speaker 2: And my friends were like, what but we could to

488
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:04,560
Speaker 2: get in trouble till moving, everything's gonna change, dude.

489
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:08,520
Speaker 1: They were just flabbergasted. That's awesome. My brother one time,

490
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:13,639
Speaker 1: I don't know what he was doing. He was playing

491
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:16,880
Speaker 1: chase in our house. I don't even know how old

492
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:20,040
Speaker 1: he was. I don't remember what. But we had like

493
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Speaker 1: you go up five stairs, there's a landing and then

494
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,160
Speaker 1: five stairs. It's like a switch back, like if you're

495
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,879
Speaker 1: on a trail and you go back to go up.

496
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,480
Speaker 1: You know, it's five up landing and then five that way.

497
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:33,200
Speaker 1: It was a spiral staircase and my mom is yelling,

498
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:37,480
Speaker 1: stop running in the house. You're gonna put a hole

499
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:42,400
Speaker 1: in the wall. What does batter's box do? Ignores them? Right?

500
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:47,480
Speaker 1: What if everybody he is running down the five stairs,

501
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:57,080
Speaker 1: trips falls school, Yeah, boom into the wall. His whole

502
00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:58,560
Speaker 1: body print is right there in the wall.

503
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,000
Speaker 2: As a construction man, though, Pops can pretty much repair

504
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:03,720
Speaker 2: that pretty quickly.

505
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. But if you asked my mom,

506
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,639
Speaker 1: she would say Pops was a construction man when he

507
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,880
Speaker 1: had to go fix other people's houses at our house,

508
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:16,960
Speaker 1: he wasn't really quick on getting that fixed. That's just

509
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,399
Speaker 1: according to my mom. I would never say that. I

510
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,600
Speaker 1: would never say that would be according to mom, how

511
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 1: did he do the exact body print? You know, he fell.

512
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:29,200
Speaker 1: It wasn't exact body print, but I'm saying he fell.

513
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 3: It was wallpaper and it was.

514
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 1: The bottom of it, but back boom. I mean, the

515
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 1: whole thing was indented and it was like uh oh,

516
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,120
Speaker 1: and there's no way to hide that. Yeah, you can't

517
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,680
Speaker 1: no way to hide that. But Hobs eventually fixed it.

518
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,600
Speaker 1: But yeah, he my brother just laid there and he

519
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,920
Speaker 1: was like uh oh, uh oh. And then my mom,

520
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 1: I told you to quit scrolling around. I told you

521
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,439
Speaker 1: this was gonna happen.

522
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,440
Speaker 2: Did you think for a second you could repair? Were

523
00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,240
Speaker 2: you in the vicinity?

524
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,960
Speaker 1: I was somewhere? Did Bro commission you to try. Oh

525
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 1: there's no damn way. I mean you heard the crash. Yes,

526
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 1: let me get a hammer in a name. Yeah, let

527
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 1: me run to home depot real quick. When I'm in

528
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 1: fifth grade. Let me get some sheet rock. Let me

529
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 1: come back, let me get some paint. By the time

530
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,199
Speaker 1: mom gets down the stairs, I don't think that was

531
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:19,800
Speaker 1: gonna happen. But when we come back, I'm gonna dude,

532
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,320
Speaker 1: remember how I told you we were going to the

533
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 1: trampoline park. That seems like a month ago, I know,

534
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 1: but it was. It was two days ago. No, it

535
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,400
Speaker 1: was when my dad was in town and we did

536
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,439
Speaker 1: the family pod and I said, hey, we gotta go.

537
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:35,600
Speaker 1: It was in twenty twenty three. It was a year ago.

538
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,879
Speaker 1: But we went to the trampoline park. And let me

539
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 1: tell you. Trouble at the trampoline park. All right, you

540
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 1: want to fight, give me my bowling shoes. I'll tell

541
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:53,240
Speaker 1: you right after this. No, yeah, no, I was gonna

542
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 1: talk about the trampoline park. But we got some big

543
00:23:56,080 --> 00:24:02,440
Speaker 1: news coming in about the convention. Our partner, the Nashville Predators,

544
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:05,200
Speaker 1: have reached out, and I mean, listen, dude, I don't

545
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:10,120
Speaker 1: know what they're trying to do. Hockey goal tug voter

546
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 1: and and that sounded pretty much the same. What about lawyers?

547
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 1: You know what we really need is we need people.

548
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 1: We need to start a thread on the Facebook page

549
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,480
Speaker 1: Sore Losers Podcast, and we need to see what kind

550
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,560
Speaker 1: of professions are coming to the convention.

551
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,520
Speaker 2: You're already stealing my one idea. Oh you know you're

552
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 2: working for topics. You know, when we're socializing people, sometimes

553
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:38,800
Speaker 2: you don't have any commonality. I was gonna say I

554
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,639
Speaker 2: was gonna bring a note Patty be like what is

555
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 2: your profession and what sound would be good for?

556
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 1: But I thought we was gonna have a running that's

557
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:50,399
Speaker 1: really funny. If I loaded them on, we played it,

558
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 1: we've sold. No. No, I need to have better content.

559
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 1: I was thinking we could have some of those loaded

560
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:59,920
Speaker 1: up for the live podcast.

561
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,920
Speaker 2: Get headphones that work.

562
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 1: It was just something I thought of. I was like,

563
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 1: if we put this up on the Sore Loser's podcast

564
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 1: page on Facebook, would people go and comment, Hey, I'm coming,

565
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,160
Speaker 1: this is the job I do. Here's the problem. We're

566
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,120
Speaker 1: gonna do that, and everybody's gonna put a fake job

567
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 1: because they're gonna try to one up the other person.

568
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 1: They're gonna try to look more intelligent than they really are. Oh,

569
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 1: people hide their job. Yeah, Like I know, listen, Kolby White,

570
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 1: I know you're a truck driver, so I want to

571
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 1: see you post I'm a truck driver.

572
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,680
Speaker 2: I mean, we've all had jobs we've been embarrassed of.

573
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 2: I'd say the majority of mine I'm embarrassed of. But

574
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 2: when you get older, then you actually are proud of it.

575
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 2: Like the fact I worked at a gas station. In

576
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:38,640
Speaker 2: the moment, dude, it was so embarrassing. Now I think

577
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,720
Speaker 2: it's badass. I freaking worked at a gas station. That's

578
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 2: pretty cool and I love telling it.

579
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,399
Speaker 1: Laura was like, stop telling that story. I always wondered, like,

580
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 1: it is fascinating how people end up working places, because

581
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,399
Speaker 1: I always wonder, like what made them walk into that

582
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:55,359
Speaker 1: ex on and say this is the gas station on

583
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 1: work at. Like I never thought. I never thought in

584
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: my mind that at my I could work at a

585
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 1: gas station. I just didn't even think that was a option.

586
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,639
Speaker 1: I never thought, huh, if I'm gonna apply some one

587
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 1: of the places I thought were like a grocery store

588
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 1: or a restaurant. I never thought like gas station.

589
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,679
Speaker 2: But God's honest truth I was in San Marcus. I

590
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,120
Speaker 2: needed a job. So twelve consecutive months of a job

591
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 2: and so that I can claim in state residency.

592
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:20,399
Speaker 1: Yeah.

593
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,320
Speaker 2: Gas station was on the corner. I didn't have a vehicle.

594
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 2: I could walk to it and there was a sign

595
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 2: that said we're hiring. I walk in thinking it's gonna

596
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 2: be that gas station. But first of all, I walked

597
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 2: into a full suit. Dude, I had a tie. Dude,

598
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,879
Speaker 2: I had you remember that suit and you pumped me

599
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,160
Speaker 2: a big brother. Yeah, dude, I wore that suit into

600
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 2: the gas station and the lady goes. We talked a

601
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 2: little bit and she goes, I mean, are you are you?

602
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 1: Is this a joke? Are you really applying for this job?

603
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 2: And I go yeah, and she goes, You're hired today.

604
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:46,600
Speaker 2: Just how I looked. She goes why, I said, I

605
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 2: don't know. I didn't know what I was supposed to

606
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,239
Speaker 2: dress like for the interview. I said, I just have

607
00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,159
Speaker 2: to have this job, and she goes perfect. What I

608
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 2: didn't know is it wasn't that gas station. It was

609
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 2: it could be anyone in San Marcus. The one I

610
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,199
Speaker 2: got hired at was two miles away, so I had

611
00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 2: to walk two miles every time I went to work.

612
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 1: Oh damn man, Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, but guess what.

613
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 2: Hell, those were some fun hungover walks at six am

614
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 2: when your shift starts at seven am and you're hungover's

615
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,399
Speaker 2: balls from a tech state party and you gotta walk

616
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 2: an hour, dude, And there's no sidewalks in Sant Marcus.

617
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 1: No, there's not.

618
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 2: I'm walking in the street. I'm walking in grass. That's hey,

619
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,360
Speaker 2: that's how you get your chops, Bob, Yeah, Cray gets

620
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 2: your steeler.

621
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: So maybe we shouldn't post about I don't know, I

622
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,400
Speaker 1: don't know if people want. I just thought it'd be fun.

623
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 1: So that way, when we're going into the convention, I

624
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 1: can kind of be like, Okay, this guy is this,

625
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 1: This guy's that, she's this, she's that, she does this

626
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:34,119
Speaker 1: for a living.

627
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,400
Speaker 2: But you're thinking there's gonna be a lot of she's there.

628
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 1: Huh oh, Yeah, there's gonna be. She's there's gonna be

629
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:39,439
Speaker 1: he's Do.

630
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 2: You want some confirmations of people that are coming.

631
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:51,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, Justin is confirmed. Wow. Okay, Bazer, it's confirmed. That

632
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,120
Speaker 1: wasn't ever up in doubt.

633
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:59,440
Speaker 2: Muffy is confirmed. Wow, Carmen don't know about her?

634
00:27:59,680 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: Wow?

635
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 2: Aaron, her best friend from up north. Aaron's bringing her husband.

636
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 2: What husband's even cooler than her. I believe the name

637
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 2: of their company is like camel Toe Towing or something.

638
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 2: It's like Big Booty Towing or something.

639
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 1: Does he actually drive the tow truck?

640
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 2: They both work for it or something.

641
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,239
Speaker 1: No, No, I understand they work for But once you get

642
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 1: to a certain level, you can own a company, but

643
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: you don't have to go out and do the toad trucking.

644
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 1: They own it. So someone does the tow trucking. Now, Oh,

645
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:31,879
Speaker 1: they do it because they're just hands on.

646
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 2: I believe they have multiple I'm pretty sure at one

647
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,360
Speaker 2: point they had something to do with the grocery store

648
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:36,640
Speaker 2: they owned.

649
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 1: Multiple b Has Aaron Bertoke been to a convention? Before?

650
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,800
Speaker 2: That was Carmen. That came before that was Carmen. Aaron's

651
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 2: been to town, She's been to event.

652
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 1: Has Aaron been on this podcast? Aaron's not been on

653
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 1: the podcast. She went because she came with Mumpy. Came

654
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: with Carmen, and I thought she came with another chick.

655
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 2: It was Carmen. Aaron has been to something. It was

656
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 2: she in Vegas now.

657
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 1: Dameas Harmon came to Vegas. It doesn't matter. Okay, Ray,

658
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: we got on a terrible take.

659
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:11,560
Speaker 2: Any any other confirmations, Uh, Ashley Ruiz confirmed?

660
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 1: Wow? Wow?

661
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 2: BJ and Daniel David, dude, what am I doing? I

662
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 2: don't know what city's my friends? I don't know think

663
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 2: of their names. BJ and David are not confirmed.

664
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 1: They're out of town.

665
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 2: Dude's got a penthouse next to Encore.

666
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 1: That's bad news.

667
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 2: And I also have an announcement I need to make.

668
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 2: Me and Baser had a family meeting and we have

669
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 2: decided we got a hotel for the weekend.

670
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Here

671
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 1: we had to. Let me tell you, the funniest text

672
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: we got was from your wife. It was it were

673
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 1: in a group chat, me, Ray, Baser, and my wife

674
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 1: and she said, hey, are you guys planning on getting

675
00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 1: a hotel held downtown for the weekend. And my wife

676
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:06,080
Speaker 1: looked to me and goes, let me reply to this,

677
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: and she goes, we have three kids. We can't just

678
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: leave them all weekend at home by themselves. So no,

679
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 1: we won't be getting a hotel. So this is confirmed.

680
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 1: Big announcement for me. I will not be getting a

681
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: hotel downtown buddy, this soundboard being on the left screws me. Dude,

682
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 1: where did you get the hotel out?

683
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 2: You don't have to say no, no, it's so bro

684
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 2: That building a condo nobody can get in.

685
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 1: It's all locked. Okay, I'm not getting Wait wait, wait,

686
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 1: why don't you just stay at BJ's If he's gonna

687
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 1: be out of town, why wouldn't you just stay his crib?

688
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 2: They're way straight there, Bro, I can't even almost get

689
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 2: in the door when he's with us.

690
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 1: They're so encore is anal But if he gives you

691
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: the key, we still say that nowadays, Yeah, someone can

692
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 1: be anal. Oh yeah yeah, I mean you could have

693
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: stayed at the Grand Hyatt, could have a little bit

694
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: farther away where we're at. We're a block off of it.

695
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: I think there's also some some of the peeps are

696
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 1: staying there. But dude, if I got an hour break

697
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 1: rocking a nap, it just wouldn't make sense. There's some

698
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: weird times where we have forty five minutes of downtime.

699
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: I'm a block away, bro, I'm gonna be on the

700
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: couch out like a light. Bro. I didn't even think

701
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: about that, because we do have like an hour break

702
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: sometimes and what am I gonna do? That's why we

703
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: did it. I'm stuck, dude.

704
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 2: We didn't do it to party all night. We did

705
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 2: it because my sister's there. We kind of need like

706
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 2: a home base. Yeah, dude, it's like a flop pad.

707
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 2: So my sisters be rolling in there, Ruiz probably Justin

708
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 2: next you know they end up together.

709
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, because Ruiz and Justin have history of hooking up.

710
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 2: They used to kind of date a little bit, then

711
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 2: it went south.

712
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: But maybe this is the moment that it rekindles. Yeah. Yeah,

713
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 1: I mean they haven't seen each other in a year. Yeah, exactly.

714
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 1: Time heals all wounds is what they say. Right, They're

715
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:44,120
Speaker 1: gonna be reunited at the convention. Yeah. I have some

716
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: bad news. Hey, coaches, Ah, this is Marco from the Bronx.

717
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 1: Hope your Christmas was lit. Got some bad news. Just

718
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 1: got a letter from that sperm bank I applied to

719
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 1: and they're saying I ain't their cup of tea. You know,

720
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: back to square one for some cat. But check this out.

721
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 1: Got a cousin out in Philly. He's tight with this

722
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: dude who's all about predicting NCAA basketball games using some

723
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 1: wild computer magic. If you's down to score some cash,

724
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 1: let me know. Catch you later. Marco don't know about that.

725
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you if you need some cash. But

726
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 1: do you want to do the announcement? You want to

727
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: say it? You have the details? No, no, no, no.

728
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 2: Your wife is our manager and she speaks your language.

729
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm gonna say it all right, No,

730
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 1: you can say it right. Listen, guys, we got.

731
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 2: Five texts and I don't know what any of them means.

732
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: Okay, this is it. The Preads, like our partner, our

733
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 1: partner Ray, the Nashville Predators reached out and they said, listen, guys,

734
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: we are so pumped. You guys are coming.

735
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 3: Oh this is lunchbogs.

736
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 1: No, No, they're throwing us an exclusive happy hour before

737
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: the game. At the Pread's game. Buddy, Buddy, Yes, who's

738
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: buy that's a dude.

739
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 2: The kids now say buddy and bro Oh no, buddy

740
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 2: and bruh.

741
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 1: I don't know how that's a sentence.

742
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:11,080
Speaker 2: Buddy Glass will say something cool and I just go bruh.

743
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: Yes. So what they are doing at six o'clock, buddy,

744
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 1: They are opening up a private lounge at Bridgestone arena

745
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 1: for us. They're buying everybody's first drink that comes to

746
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: the game, and Nash the mascot is coming by for

747
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 1: picture opportunity.

748
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 2: Hey, little guy, do you buy Aw, he's all a

749
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 2: saber too.

750
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 1: He's a predator. He's a predators. I mean, out of nowhere,

751
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 1: they said, Hey, all these people that are buying tickets,

752
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: let us buy them a drink while they're at the game.

753
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a happy art for you guys, come

754
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 1: on buy how I mean, it doesn't getting better than that.

755
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 1: We've done that before. And dude, you're right there.

756
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 2: I mean you're I mean, it's like, I don't even

757
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 2: know if players get if it's in the same lounge

758
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 2: that I've been in before.

759
00:33:56,320 --> 00:34:00,800
Speaker 1: Area, I don't know. It seems awesome. It's it's like chandelier.

760
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 2: Really we may be talking about it, but if you're

761
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 2: on that level, because you know, the the rink is

762
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 2: the lowest level. Yes, there's a bunch of different spot. Dude,

763
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 2: a fan and that just doesn't get to go into that.

764
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,240
Speaker 1: No. No, the fact that they're going to have a private

765
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 1: happy hour for us.

766
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 2: Right, but I'm saying, Billy Bob Broadway, Bob he ain't

767
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,359
Speaker 2: getting in there, That's what I'm telling you. But if

768
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 2: Broadway Bob says, he's a sore Losers fan.

769
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so we are selling Predators tickets. If you

770
00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 1: want to go to the Predator's game with us tickets,

771
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 1: the sales in Sunday at midnight eleven fifty nine Central

772
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 1: Time PM on Sunday. That's the last chance you can

773
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: buy a Preds ticket to go to the game with

774
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 1: us on next Saturday.

775
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. We roll in deep forty fifty deep.

776
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:48,319
Speaker 1: Yeah. The pre homie is cool with that, he said.

777
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:53,240
Speaker 1: He said, you and me. He's our lives, he said,

778
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:56,280
Speaker 1: And everybody that you are, everybody going to the convention

779
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: that bought a Predator's ticket can come to the happy

780
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,319
Speaker 1: hour and they'll buy their first drink. He's inviting the

781
00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: whole nation. He is inviting the whole nation to a

782
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 1: private happy hour before the game. Yeah, Like, I don't

783
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 1: think he realizes that we're bringing fifty people. Yeah, they've

784
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 1: been drinking all day. And he said, hey, come on, buddy,

785
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: he said, this is the Predator. Welcome to smash Bill.

786
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're smashed all right.

787
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: I mean, hell, I'll take a free drink from the preads.

788
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,399
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if that means we get

789
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: to warm up ice time. I don't think we do.

790
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 1: But hey, free drink, free drink. I think that's a

791
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 1: good add on. Yeah. So, uh well, if you want

792
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 1: a ticket sored loosers dot com. Now we're gonna take

793
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: a break and I'm gonna come back and I'm gonna

794
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: tell you about trouble at the trampoline park. Man, thank you.

795
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: I've been waiting, dude, it got heated. That's all I

796
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 1: can say. We'll be right back. So we did the

797
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 1: you know, my dad's in town. We did the podcast,

798
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 1: and we said, hey, we got to get out of

799
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 1: here because my sister's texting us. Hey, we're ready to

800
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 1: go to the trampoline park. We're ready to go to

801
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 1: the trampoline par What time eta, We're ready to go

802
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: to the trampoline park. Far All right, we're coming relax.

803
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 1: So Dad and I it was when we were all

804
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 1: here recording. Yes, she was blowing us up because we'd

805
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,359
Speaker 1: been telling the kids. We told them we were gonna

806
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 1: go the night before, and then it got too late

807
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 1: so we couldn't go. So then then we were like

808
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: we're gonna go in the morning. So the first thing

809
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 1: they wake up in the morning, they're ready to go

810
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 1: to the trampoline park. They're chomping at the bit a

811
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 1: little them. Did they know that we had to come

812
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,799
Speaker 1: to a podcast. So it's gonna be a little bit

813
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 1: later than right when we woke up.

814
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:30,919
Speaker 3: Hey, you trolls, save it.

815
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 2: So you call them names, you call them their real names.

816
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:38,399
Speaker 1: I call them little rascals, dirty rats. Shit. I don't

817
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,200
Speaker 1: say that to their face, but I say that behind

818
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 1: their back. And so I'm like, we're going to the

819
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: trampoline park, and I'm thinking, listen, it's the middle of

820
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 1: the week. It's gonna be dead. There's gonna be no

821
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 1: one there. We're gonna have the run of the roost.

822
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 1: I cutting them in more damn wrong. Ray, We roll

823
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 1: up in that freaking big ass van. We moved the

824
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 1: car seats from my wife's to the big van so

825
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: we could all ride together. We take up two parking

826
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,319
Speaker 1: spots and we got to park way across the parking lot.

827
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 1: Because it is jampat holidays. Holidays, everybody, I thought everybody

828
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 1: would be at work, so they'd have babysitters, they'd be

829
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: stuck at home. They'd be in daycares. No everybody, their mom, aunt, uncle, grandparents,

830
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 1: everybody was at the trampoline park that day.

831
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 2: Hey kid, I'm here.

832
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 1: No, Keith was not there. I did try to call

833
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: him before the Texas game. No answer. He never called

834
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 1: me back.

835
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 3: Hey kid, I couldn't pay my phone bill.

836
00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 1: Thought no, the phone bill still works, and it rang

837
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 1: and he said, tim the kid, let's the come what

838
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 1: But he didn't ever call me back anyway.

839
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 2: I need I'm hard pressed for money. College bull season

840
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:44,720
Speaker 2: hurt me kids.

841
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: So we get to the trampoldine Park and you got

842
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 1: to fill out the waivers because my sister's kids have

843
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 1: never been there. So we sit there for fifteen minutes.

844
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,840
Speaker 1: She's filling out the waivers. Tried to tell her to

845
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: do it online before we got there, but she wasn't listening.

846
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,319
Speaker 1: So fill out the waivers. Then you got to get

847
00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,839
Speaker 1: in line to pay for the freaking thing.

848
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 2: Thanks for the packet. I remember my first mortgage.

849
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 1: Yep. So we sit there and it's like fifteen minutes

850
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 1: in line, so it's already thirty minutes. We're in. We're

851
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: already there for thirty minutes, and we haven't jumped an ounce,

852
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 1: we haven't done anything. And we finally get up there

853
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: and Grandpa is nice enough to pay for everyone to bounce.

854
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 1: Dam Yeah, he was like ho ho home Mary Christmas.

855
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 1: He paid for all the kids to jump, didn't pay

856
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: for the parents because we weren't going to jump. We

857
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:29,360
Speaker 1: were just there to supervise. He's probably regretting that now. Yeah.

858
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 1: When he saw how much it was, he was like,

859
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,399
Speaker 1: maybe I'm not going to pay for all of them.

860
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 1: I don't like my green kids that much. So we pay.

861
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 1: And first thing they want to do is they want

862
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 1: to go down the slide. There's a slide, and they

863
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: don't even want to jump. They want to go straight

864
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,760
Speaker 1: to the slide. So they all go to the slide

865
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: and they do the slide about fifteen times.

866
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 2: And even though it's a slide, it all has something

867
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:48,399
Speaker 2: to do.

868
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: With the tramp No, this is just you go down

869
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 1: the slide and it gets out and you go back

870
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:52,879
Speaker 1: up and go down the slide.

871
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 2: But does it bouncy at the bottom. No, Okay, it's

872
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 2: literally the floor. So your kids picked the thing that

873
00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 2: isn't the trampoline part.

874
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 1: Correct, one thing that has no trampoline no, nothing, but

875
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 1: there isn't there like a building blocks thing you can

876
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,800
Speaker 1: jump into. It's not you. There's all different there's there's

877
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 1: there's jumping, right, you can have sex probably not probably not.

878
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 1: They have like okay, so they have the jumping part,

879
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 1: they have the slide blocks. They well, they have an

880
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 1: obstacle like it's like a climb up and it's like

881
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 1: through different tunnels and pathways and secret passages they have that.

882
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 2: I would almost be down as an adult. Can you

883
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,879
Speaker 2: go without kids? Yes, you can continue.

884
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: There is the dodgeball portion where you can it's on trampolines,

885
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:41,760
Speaker 1: but you play dodgeball. There's like uh Ninja Warrior course

886
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 1: like where you're doing different apparatuses, you know, trying to

887
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 1: get and there's it's a ball pin underneath it. So

888
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 1: if you fall and you fall in a ball pit,

889
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,800
Speaker 1: oh I died. Then they have the joust like on

890
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 1: American Gladiators where die where you go out on the

891
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 1: balance beam and you got that big old foam like

892
00:39:57,239 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 1: blocker knocker thing the foam whacker and you go out

893
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 1: and whack each other and someone falls into the phone pit.

894
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 1: Sounds aggressive. Somebody can get hit. Yes, what it is

895
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: kind of aggressive, but it's kind of fun. So we

896
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 1: do the slide for a long time. Then we start jumping, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing, bounces,

897
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: and then they want to go in the little obstacle

898
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 1: hidden course, so we do that for a while. Then

899
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 1: we're over on the uh we're on the American Ninja

900
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 1: Warrior course and there's a there's a like a big

901
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 1: punching bag, but it has a net around it and

902
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 1: it's like a zip line. You hold on and it

903
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,879
Speaker 1: zooms you down. And this is where I get into

904
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 1: it with nine year old freaking Patty. She thinks she

905
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: runs the roost, she thinks she doesn't have to wait

906
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 1: in line cock of the walk. She's probably the oldest

907
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 1: kid doing it, because you got my niece who's seven,

908
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,720
Speaker 1: my two nephews who are five, my son who's five,

909
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 1: and my son who's three roll call, all wanting to

910
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 1: do this thing. So this nine year old girl does it,

911
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 1: and she's like, can you push me? So I push

912
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:04,359
Speaker 1: her another person's kid, Well, you're just pushing the bag.

913
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 1: They need a little momentum swing to go, So I

914
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: push her and she rides it and rides it all

915
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 1: the way back. She was trying to be offended like America,

916
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,759
Speaker 1: and she goes, oh, can you do that again? I

917
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: was like, oh, no, you gotta you know, you gotta

918
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 1: take your turn. You did it. You gotta get off.

919
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 1: Can you take me in at night? And she goes

920
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:21,799
Speaker 1: but I didn't fall off. I said, yeah, I know, Okay,

921
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,839
Speaker 1: one more time. Push her. She comes all the way back,

922
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: one of your kids playing with They're waiting in line,

923
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 1: and she's like, all right again. He said, you're her dad.

924
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 1: I said no, no, no, it's his turn. It's my nephew.

925
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 1: He's next. I'm like, it's his turn. She goes, fine,

926
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 1: she gets off. He gets on and she thinks she's

927
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: in the front of the line. She stands next and

928
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, you got to go to the

929
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 1: back of the line. She goes, no, no, I was here.

930
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: I said, no, you just got off. So all these

931
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 1: all these kids are waiting and get in line. They're

932
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 1: they're all waiting in line to ride the ride. I mean,

933
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:58,839
Speaker 1: it's not even a ride, but that's what I said.

934
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 1: She goes, know, I'm here, I'm here, So I push

935
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 1: my nephew. I do it, and she tries to climb

936
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: back like he gets off, and she tries to climb

937
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 1: back off and I block her. Yeah, she thinks she's her.

938
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 1: I block her, and I tell my other nephew, come on,

939
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: it's your turn. And she goes. But I was here

940
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 1: you that's not fair. I said, no, we have to

941
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 1: learn how to wait in line, and you're not waiting

942
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 1: in line. And so finally she goes to the back

943
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 1: of the line and everybody goes, and then she goes again.

944
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: This time though she won't get off the dang thing.

945
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 2: See, you got to talk to their language. You got

946
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 2: to say like what the fuck bruh. Oh you don't

947
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 2: see that kid? You say like, what the bruh? Like

948
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 2: you are not her. That's what they understand.

949
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 1: That's how she would understood it anyway. So then she

950
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 1: does it like three times. That goes down and back

951
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: down and back down and back and she finally gets off,

952
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, now you gotta go the

953
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 1: back in line. She goes, Nope, I'm the oldest, so

954
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: I don't really have to wait in line. So I'm

955
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 1: in a standoff with a nine year old old girl.

956
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:03,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I'm looking for parents at this point.

957
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 2: Well parents, you know, what parents are doing, drinking, scroll

958
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:10,800
Speaker 2: on their phone. Man, they're sitting over at the picnic tables.

959
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 2: They don't even know. I mean, the kids can run

960
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 2: around and you don't have to watch them. That's why

961
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 2: they love this place.

962
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:19,839
Speaker 1: I was parented by an android. So these kids, this girl,

963
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: her parents are nowhere to be found. So I can't

964
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 1: really negotiate with the parents and I and so finally

965
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: after her, I said, look, I'm not gonna let you

966
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 1: back on this thing until you get to the back

967
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 1: of the line. I said, these kids are gonna go

968
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 1: and you're gonna go to the back of the line.

969
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 1: That's how it's gonna be. The rules are, we're waiting

970
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:37,400
Speaker 1: in line, you're not cutting. And she's like, that is

971
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,919
Speaker 1: so rude. Cool whatever, So we do it a couple

972
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 1: more times. Then my kids that the kids want to joust.

973
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: They want to go out on the platform and whack

974
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 1: each other with the whacker. So my two nephews do

975
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:55,479
Speaker 1: it against each other. One wins. So then my son

976
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: wants to, you know, do it against his cousin, my

977
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: five year old. So he goes out and whacks the

978
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:03,839
Speaker 1: one down. Because my nephews they would get out there

979
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 1: and then just throw the jouse down and then slap

980
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 1: each other and knock each other off the what an undercard?

981
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 1: Oh it was a great when's the main event? Main

982
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 1: event is right, I'm gonna hit your mom off? You gots? Well?

983
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 1: There was one bring up dad, Hey, you hit your grandpa?

984
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 1: Oh there's one kid who would have won with you

985
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:25,399
Speaker 1: and Toolbox. Uh. He's tough, but your balance is better. Yeah.

986
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if he'd be able to stand up

987
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,840
Speaker 1: on that thing. Oh. I would go low and he

988
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 1: would probably, but he's got more power for sure. Take

989
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,319
Speaker 1: his legs out. I would take his I'd take him

990
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: out of the legs.

991
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,239
Speaker 3: Oh.

992
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 1: But there was this one kid. He may have been fifteen.

993
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 1: And all the kids that are trying to do it

994
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 1: at this time are like five six seven year old

995
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:49,280
Speaker 1: future predator. This dude is fifteen years old, probably two twenty.

996
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:55,439
Speaker 1: He is just massive. Hey, hold on a second. Titans called,

997
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 1: and everybody on the other I just keeps going, oh,

998
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 1: here you go, you go. No one wants to go

999
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 1: with them. I'm like hey, and my dad's like, hey, man,

1000
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 1: do you mind if I go against my grandson? Oh? No, no,

1001
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,919
Speaker 1: go ahead, man, go ahead. The poor fifteen year old

1002
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:13,839
Speaker 1: has no one to go against because these little kids

1003
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: don't want to go against a freaking fifteen year old

1004
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,839
Speaker 1: that's two hundred and twenty pounds. Like he was big shack,

1005
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 1: huge kid. And I was like, hey, dude, like you

1006
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 1: might want to read the room. Maybe come back with

1007
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,439
Speaker 1: your friends. Maybe you're here with no friends, but maybe

1008
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 1: come back when you see kids a little bit older

1009
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 1: to do the little jousting. You know, who's your dad? Shack? No,

1010
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:41,359
Speaker 1: his dad probably would have been more like Kelsey. So dude,

1011
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:45,240
Speaker 1: big dude, big dude. So fine, he is nice enough.

1012
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,640
Speaker 1: So then my dad goes, you know, my niece goes.

1013
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:52,799
Speaker 1: Then my son goes again against his little brother, his

1014
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,799
Speaker 1: three year old brother, and he knocks him off right.

1015
00:45:55,840 --> 00:46:00,360
Speaker 1: So then this like eleven year old kid, he doesn't

1016
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: have the jouster. My my son is still out there

1017
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:08,320
Speaker 1: with his little whacker. He walks halfway, doesn't have the jouster.

1018
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: He stops, goes up, grabs my son by the neck

1019
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 1: and just flings him off the jouster. The balance beam.

1020
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: I wasn't even on the undercard, and I said, whoa, whoa, whoah, whah,

1021
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: what do you what are you doing. We don't do that.

1022
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 1: And he kind of gets like starts to almost cry.

1023
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:32,359
Speaker 1: Then my dad, hey, what the hell is that? What

1024
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: do you think? He goes, what the hell you think

1025
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: you're doing? Then the cook and I said, Dad, you

1026
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: can't fight the eleven year old. You should have just

1027
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 1: said bruh. And then hey, the kid right there in

1028
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 1: the middle just sits down on the balance beam and

1029
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:49,399
Speaker 1: starts crying buddy. And I'm like, hey, man, you can't

1030
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,839
Speaker 1: get much older than him. You can't. You can't just

1031
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 1: throw people off that. That's not And my son is crying,

1032
00:46:55,320 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 1: wha wha. I mean, this is parenting an overdrive dude.

1033
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:03,359
Speaker 1: But I had never seen the like. And the dude

1034
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 1: knew he was gonna do something wrong because he stopped

1035
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 1: halfway to look like should I do this? And then

1036
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:11,280
Speaker 1: he kept going and he grabbed i mean two hands

1037
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 1: by the neck, just flings him.

1038
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:16,680
Speaker 2: Off at trampoline park. Note to self, watch your six.

1039
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so I was like, okay, okay, you want

1040
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 1: to jow somebody, where's your daddy? And so then he

1041
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 1: just jumps, he jumps off, and he's just sitting there

1042
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 1: in the phone pit, crying, crying, I'm like, hey, man,

1043
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 1: you gotta move because there's gonna be people are gonna fall.

1044
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:32,799
Speaker 1: He gets out of the phone pit and he goes.

1045
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: He goes running to his parents, yep, and I was like,

1046
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:38,760
Speaker 1: and don't you come back? But my dad was about

1047
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 1: to I mean, what the hell is that? I'm my dad, dad,

1048
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 1: daddad a little aggressive, but I already yelled at him.

1049
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you, the rest of the day

1050
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 1: went great. It was fun, it was smooth. But I'm

1051
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: gonna tell you, the worst thing in the world is

1052
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 1: falling in the phone pit.

1053
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 3: Hell of a segue. Rage is like fall.

1054
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,760
Speaker 1: That phone pit. It looks like it's fun to jump

1055
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 1: in and to fall off the beam, it like eats you.

1056
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:07,839
Speaker 1: It is impossible to get out of. Like you start

1057
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:11,239
Speaker 1: stepping and you just get sucked in to the foam

1058
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 1: pit and you can't get out.

1059
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 2: Like it was I think couple's going kiss because you

1060
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 2: can like hide it.

1061
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 1: Bro. My shirt was coming off, like I couldn't get

1062
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:23,839
Speaker 1: out of the phone pit. What nudity my underwear? I

1063
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: think I think grown ups are too heavy for it.

1064
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: And you just sink in and you can't get out,

1065
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 1: and it's like if you're claustrophobic or I could see

1066
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: you having a panic attack trying to get out of

1067
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,800
Speaker 1: that thing. If any parents, are any adults out there indoors,

1068
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: I am telling you, if you've been in the phone pit,

1069
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: you know exactly what I'm talking about. It is the

1070
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:46,839
Speaker 1: worst thing I've ever experienced. So did you pay? No,

1071
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 1: my dad paid. What about for you? Though you hit him?

1072
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 1: Pay for me? No? You got to go do all that,

1073
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 1: But I didn't really jump. All I did was the jousting.

1074
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 1: That was it, and then everything else. I was just

1075
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 1: supervising my kid and you know, almost fighting an eleven

1076
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:02,440
Speaker 1: year old nine years girl. That was our trip to

1077
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:03,399
Speaker 1: the trampoline part.

1078
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 2: Dude noted on the phone pit though.

1079
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you ever go, try it like you're trying

1080
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 1: to get out and it's like, oh my gosh.

1081
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 2: Dude, now I'm thinking sore losers Nation. Why do we

1082
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 2: not go to the bouncy ball?

1083
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 1: Oh? Why didn't we go to the trampoline park? It

1084
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: had been broken legs, broken legs, lawsuits, lawsuits. Yeah, it

1085
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 1: would have been a bad move because you would have

1086
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 1: had a bunch of drunk with kids exactly. That's the problem. Hey, guys,

1087
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 1: we roll up with fifty deep. You know, fifty deep.

1088
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,240
Speaker 1: Oh shit, Capy's talking to an eight year old. Oh Capy,

1089
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: cap Cappy just rolled off into the phone pit. Capy

1090
00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:36,879
Speaker 1: rolled up into the phone pitch.

1091
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 3: Can I make one clarification?

1092
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 2: Aaron Bertokey from the up she was in Vegas was

1093
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 2: in Vegas at Resorts World.

1094
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.

1095
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 2: But they stayed at like Conrad and I was at

1096
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:51,279
Speaker 2: the other one, so I like kind of saw them

1097
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 2: and I was also working. And their company is called

1098
00:49:55,600 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 2: Ready for It, Heavy Hooker Towing, play on words.

1099
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,879
Speaker 1: I get it, I get it. Yeah, I mean but yes,

1100
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 1: that was the trampoline park. There was a couple of

1101
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,319
Speaker 1: meltdowns as we were leaving. The kids were sad to leave.

1102
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 1: My three year old was a little upset, but it

1103
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:18,279
Speaker 1: was It was overall great experience. Great experience. Sounds like

1104
00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 1: Russell Westbrook, We're gonna take one last break, we're gonna

1105
00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 1: come back and uh, we're gonna talk about the end

1106
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 1: of the NFL season. Man, so it's coming to an end.

1107
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:34,800
Speaker 1: Sounds like Lebron Ray when he doesn't get a felt. Hey, Lakers,

1108
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: been there in trouble. We'll be right back Ray, I

1109
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:46,920
Speaker 1: don't know if miss it, man, Well I'm gonna miss it.

1110
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell you, guys, don't forget to set

1111
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:52,279
Speaker 1: your fantasy lineup, forget to set your clocks back. Oh no,

1112
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 1: fantasy is over, man. Let me tell you. I don't

1113
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:58,640
Speaker 1: know if it's just me. How personal do you take

1114
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:00,080
Speaker 1: it when you lose in fantasy?

1115
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:00,799
Speaker 2: Like?

1116
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:03,799
Speaker 1: Does it ruin your day? Are you in a bad mood? Like?

1117
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: What's the feeling?

1118
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:07,959
Speaker 2: Since we invested one hundred dollars and I was also

1119
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:10,839
Speaker 2: doing it with Boomer, I had skin in the game, dude,

1120
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 2: And I've become attached to my players, even though I

1121
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 2: do rotate them out. I'll slap the guys. I like

1122
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 2: bringing in the new and the old and getting them out,

1123
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 2: getting them in. But I mean, now those guys are

1124
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 2: no longer my team. We were a team for fourteen weeks.

1125
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 2: I stopped looking the last three weeks because I was

1126
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 2: five and nine. But dude, we were a team. And

1127
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:30,240
Speaker 2: now I have no attachment to those guys anymore.

1128
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. I so in the Sore Losers playoffs, I made

1129
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 1: the playoffs, I made the semi finals. I lost. It

1130
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 1: was my lowest I think output of the season. It sucked.

1131
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:43,840
Speaker 1: It hurt. It hurt emotionally, physically, mentally. I was pissed. Honey,

1132
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 1: can I take a walk around the neighborhood. So then

1133
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:47,839
Speaker 1: I go to the third place game, third and fourth

1134
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 1: place game, and we both outscored the championship game. Congrats

1135
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: to TD Muscle White, the grand champion. Wait were they

1136
00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 1: in my division? No they were not. They won. Uh,

1137
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 1: they are the champion. They will pay be paid handsomely

1138
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:07,000
Speaker 1: and I will get that money out. I got to

1139
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 1: send out the newsletter of the entire league. But so

1140
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:14,120
Speaker 1: I've been gain an interest, but I get it transferred.

1141
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 1: TD Muscle White. Congratulations breaks my heart. It ripped my

1142
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: heart out. But here's here's what happened.

1143
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 2: Amazing the interest you can gain in four months on

1144
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:25,320
Speaker 2: eight thousand dollars.

1145
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 1: What's amazing. You'd almost take out a bond. You could

1146
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: get five hundred from the government. I know I should

1147
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 1: do that. I should be smarter and do that, but

1148
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 1: I don't. Here's here's the frustrating part. Ray. So I'm

1149
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 1: in the third and fourth place game and then I'm

1150
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 1: also in the championship in my other league, right, and

1151
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:49,760
Speaker 1: I I've forgotten the point of my story. No, no,

1152
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:54,959
Speaker 1: here's my team. No, we're not going down naming your team.

1153
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 1: Just let me tell you. Jalen Hurts is my quarterback.

1154
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 1: Good great, Jaylen Waddle my wide receiver. Bruh, No, not

1155
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:09,080
Speaker 1: bra hurt not playing that week? Cool? Still, I'll put

1156
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 1: in Jackson Smith and Jigba instead. I'll he'll play for me. Great.

1157
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 1: Cool Jackson Smith and Jigba had one target the entire game.

1158
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 2: Ray. There was maybe one game. He got a couple

1159
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:22,279
Speaker 2: of touchdowns. Dude, he didn't do shit all year.

1160
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 1: Because there wasn't well, there wasn't anything I could have

1161
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 1: I could have taken a risk and gotten Brandon Cooks.

1162
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: He actually had a good game, but he hadn't had

1163
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,279
Speaker 1: a good game in three weeks. I was like, what

1164
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 1: do I do? I was like, I'm gonna stick with

1165
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:37,719
Speaker 1: Smith and Jigba. He had one catch Ray twenty yards touchdown.

1166
00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:39,840
Speaker 1: Oh thank you, let's go.

1167
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 2: Ray.

1168
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:51,360
Speaker 1: My running back Derek Henry, Dereck Henry, I don't even know.

1169
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 1: I didn't watch that game where the playoffs. The Titans

1170
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:57,439
Speaker 1: were getting blown out, blown out, like twenty seven to nothing.

1171
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:59,520
Speaker 1: So he got killed. So do you think they're using

1172
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 1: Derek Henry much ray. No, No, they're not using Dereck

1173
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 1: Henry at all.

1174
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 2: He ended up being a he got good yards, bad

1175
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:07,760
Speaker 2: draft pick kind.

1176
00:54:07,560 --> 00:54:11,400
Speaker 1: Of Derrick Henry just sat the bench, didn't play, didn't

1177
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 1: do anything. So I got barely any points from Dereck Henry. Okay, right,

1178
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:18,240
Speaker 1: that's okay. That's the last we'll see of them. Dude.

1179
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:23,439
Speaker 1: Then it's okay, Ah, next up, Next up, I got

1180
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:28,799
Speaker 1: Alvin Kamara. Hell, yeah, let's go. Alvin Kamara gets hurt

1181
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,800
Speaker 1: in the game in the first quarter.

1182
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he usually gives about nine carries. He's more

1183
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:33,919
Speaker 2: of a catch guy.

1184
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:37,319
Speaker 1: That's fine. I don't get any points. I'll take any points.

1185
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:39,400
Speaker 1: He got like three points because he got hurt in

1186
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 1: the first quarter. Cool, did he get hurt in the

1187
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,680
Speaker 1: first quarter? I mean, come on, no, he did. Guys

1188
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: are selling no, No, Saints are trying to win the division. Man.

1189
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 1: I was going conspiracy there. Yeah, that's all right, that's

1190
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: all right. Next up, I got Christian McCaffrey. Baby, let's go.

1191
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:00,760
Speaker 1: That's gotta be How did you have those three running backs?

1192
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 1: It's an auction league. You can bid as much as

1193
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:04,920
Speaker 1: you want to play. Those are those guys are all epic.

1194
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 1: You can bid as much as you want. You know,

1195
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 1: were you in? And I got Christian McCaffrey, baby, and

1196
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 1: he gets hurt in the first half, done and play

1197
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:14,240
Speaker 1: the second half.

1198
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 2: Okay, well then you know the writing's on the wall.

1199
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:19,880
Speaker 2: That's what I thought. Oh, but that's what I thought.

1200
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,360
Speaker 2: But with In Jigba, he played the afternoon game and

1201
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:24,600
Speaker 2: he got one catch in a touchdown. So I'm down

1202
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:30,840
Speaker 2: like eight points and I got Monday night football or

1203
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 2: was it Sunday night? I don't even know what damn.

1204
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 1: Night holidays, dude, I don't even know the exactly. I

1205
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 1: didn't know what night, what it was. What I have

1206
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:45,400
Speaker 1: Justin Jefferson, baby, justin freaking Jefferson. I want to say touchdown.

1207
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 1: All I need is seven and a half points from

1208
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:49,719
Speaker 1: Justin Jefferson.

1209
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 2: I think he had a huge game this league.

1210
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 1: It's twenty yards to get a point, twenty yards to

1211
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 1: get a point. We'll adopt that next time. But you

1212
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 1: get have a point for a catch. He's gonna get

1213
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 1: a touchdown. And I tune into the game and who

1214
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 1: the f is playing quarterback for the Vikings.

1215
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:10,919
Speaker 2: Oh Mullins, No, not Mullins. Who can throw the rock. Oh,

1216
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 2: they got beat by the Packers.

1217
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,800
Speaker 1: No, No, they didn't get beat They got beat down

1218
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 1: by the Packers. And they started some guy by the

1219
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:22,600
Speaker 1: name of Jaron Hall, who doesn't know how to throw

1220
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 1: the ball, doesn't know how to read a defense. And

1221
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:31,959
Speaker 1: their game plan was run, run, run, run, run, run

1222
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,760
Speaker 1: to the left, run to the right, run up the middle.

1223
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,799
Speaker 2: And Kirk Cousins started the game off awkward. He was

1224
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 2: shirtless with his kid ringing the beck justin.

1225
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:43,480
Speaker 1: Jefferson at halftime had zero catches.

1226
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,320
Speaker 2: Ray a target to at least warm your.

1227
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:50,200
Speaker 1: Zero catches, And I'm sitting here going, are you e

1228
00:56:50,320 --> 00:56:53,360
Speaker 1: fing kidding? Please give me a target for half a job.

1229
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:57,120
Speaker 1: So finally at halftime O'Connell, the coach goes, you know

1230
00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 1: what learning experience for Jaron Hally? Did the coach really

1231
00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:05,440
Speaker 1: say that, Clarissa Thompson, he said, God, his ass, he said.

1232
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:07,120
Speaker 1: But in the second half, we're gonna go back to

1233
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:10,960
Speaker 1: Nick Mullins. He's gonna be the quarterback second half, and

1234
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 1: Jefferson ended up with like thirty yards four catches. I

1235
00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:19,840
Speaker 1: lost by three man. Boomer were playing shuffle board during

1236
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 1: that but insult injury, Ray in that league. That is

1237
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 1: my seventh second place finish in the last nine years.

1238
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:33,560
Speaker 1: Is it money or prid money? Money? Ray seventh second

1239
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 1: place finish in the last nine years. I went six

1240
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:38,840
Speaker 1: years in a row getting second place. I won the championship.

1241
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 1: Last year, I got third. This year I get second again,

1242
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:45,440
Speaker 1: the fourth seed getting into the playoffs, beat the one seed,

1243
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:47,800
Speaker 1: then beat me in the championship the two seed.

1244
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:50,520
Speaker 2: But you know what people don't like to hear about

1245
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 2: their sex life, your fantasy team and your pology.

1246
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:55,920
Speaker 1: No, people said more sex on the podcast. No, but

1247
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 1: then it gets worse.

1248
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 3: Ray Ray couldn't get it up.

1249
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 1: I'm playing mister Ed, mister Ed in the third and

1250
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 1: fourth place game in the Sore Losers League.

1251
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:08,480
Speaker 2: R name creation you, suld, where'd you go to name generator?

1252
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 3: Well?

1253
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 1: He had the picture of a horse, mister Ed. Oh,

1254
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 1: and I don't get the joke.

1255
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 2: I don't either, But somebody said, Ray's manager in the

1256
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:17,439
Speaker 2: fantasy league.

1257
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 3: I don't even don't get it was.

1258
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:21,480
Speaker 1: That fun, but anyway it.

1259
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 2: Right.

1260
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,080
Speaker 1: He had Tyson Chandler, ty Chandler, whatever the hell his

1261
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 1: name is, and he needed five and a half points

1262
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 1: from ty Chandler. Well, guess what. They couldn't move the ball.

1263
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 1: They weren't getting any points. Right, people like to hear

1264
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 1: their name called the last thirty seconds of the game,

1265
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 1: they're doing the little two minute offense. Ty Chandler's not

1266
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:43,960
Speaker 1: even in the game. Madison subs out.

1267
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 2: Did you say two minute offense? Yeah, yeah, that's for commercial.

1268
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 2: That's bullshit, bullshit.

1269
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 1: So they oh, he needs a sub because he's tired,

1270
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:57,240
Speaker 1: because they're doing the two minute offense. Ty Chandler comes in.

1271
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 1: They dump it off to him for eight yards. I

1272
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:02,880
Speaker 1: lose by point zero eight. Ah, that little stick with

1273
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:06,800
Speaker 1: you all off season. Oh yeah, you threw something in

1274
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:10,120
Speaker 1: the house. Yep. I sat there on the couch. So

1275
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:13,040
Speaker 1: not only did I lose the other championship, I lost

1276
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:15,800
Speaker 1: that by point oh eight. So I went from third

1277
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 1: to fourth by point oh eight, and I went to

1278
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 1: bed so pissed off ray I ended up not neglecting

1279
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 1: my kids. No, my kids were already in bed, and

1280
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,160
Speaker 1: I was like, and maybe I shouldn't take it so

1281
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:31,360
Speaker 1: serious because fantasy is so much luck. There's so much eights.

1282
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 1: It's the whole climb, it's the whole climb, and you're

1283
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 1: so close and then at least. Okay, I'm gonna win third,

1284
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,880
Speaker 1: and they threw this little dump off pass with thirty

1285
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:40,840
Speaker 1: seconds ago. He gets eight yards and I lose by

1286
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:43,480
Speaker 1: point oh eight, justin Jefferson didn't do shit when he'd

1287
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 1: been dominating all year. And I mean, I was just pissed.

1288
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:49,560
Speaker 1: And then my I go up and get up and bend.

1289
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 1: My wife's like, oh, did you win. I'm like, no,

1290
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 1: I freaking lost, and I'm pissed, and she goes okay,

1291
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 1: and I'm like, maybe I take it too serious, but

1292
00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 1: do other people? I just want to know if other

1293
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:03,000
Speaker 1: people take the fantasy losses as serious, Like maybe I'm

1294
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 1: too into it.

1295
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:07,280
Speaker 2: Yes, but but I hear you. I hear you, Yeah,

1296
01:00:07,320 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 2: I hear you. Fantasy. What was I gonna say? Fantasy players?

1297
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 1: Mad? Angry? The culmination?

1298
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:15,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it comes down to it at the very

1299
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 2: end where it's all that build up and it does

1300
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:20,440
Speaker 2: suck it, So you got to release it with aggression.

1301
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:23,600
Speaker 1: You know you're not gonna do that. You go for a.

1302
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 2: Run, dude, but it's eleven o'clock South Beach. Dude in

1303
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:30,240
Speaker 2: college when he lost a bet, he went and ran.

1304
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:32,280
Speaker 2: It didn't matter if it was the game ended eleven thirty,

1305
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:33,959
Speaker 2: went for a run. You know if you saw South

1306
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:41,360
Speaker 2: Beach in the apartment complex running cowboys, must have lost dude,

1307
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:43,680
Speaker 2: and then he would punish himself. The next day we

1308
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 2: didn't have class till nine. He was up at five

1309
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:48,080
Speaker 2: am going to the gym to do the treadmill because

1310
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:48,680
Speaker 2: he lost.

1311
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:52,280
Speaker 1: Dude. So then he would work out.

1312
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:54,360
Speaker 2: He would like kind of and then that ended up

1313
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:56,720
Speaker 2: me punching my leg later in life when I would

1314
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 2: lose bets. But he would run and work out, and then, uh,

1315
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:01,920
Speaker 2: I think it would also affect his food, so he

1316
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:04,080
Speaker 2: could only eat oatmeal for like a whole month, because

1317
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:06,680
Speaker 2: you'd say, either I get to eat good or all

1318
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 2: I have is oatmeal for the month.

1319
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:15,280
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's pretty funny. And then the guy that

1320
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 1: beat me to get first place in another league, it

1321
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:21,000
Speaker 1: was New Year's Eve, so he texted. He was like,

1322
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:23,480
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm down on sixth Street. If you

1323
01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:26,480
Speaker 1: want to come, I'll buy you drinks. I'm like, not there.

1324
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:29,920
Speaker 1: Really funny, man, really funny. And the next day he

1325
01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 1: was like he texted the groom and he was like, well,

1326
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 1: I spent about twenty percent of my winnings on drinks

1327
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:37,960
Speaker 1: last night, and I'm like, great, thanks for rubbing it in. Man,

1328
01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:40,360
Speaker 1: What did you do to take it? Dude? Just just

1329
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:43,920
Speaker 1: send him a d pic. That's how you get him. No,

1330
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:47,760
Speaker 1: I'm not sure I take him. I'm sure, but all right, guys, Hey,

1331
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:50,920
Speaker 1: enjoy Week eighteen of the nflc Hey, it's over, man.

1332
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 1: The regular season's over. The Bears season's over. Viking season's

1333
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:58,480
Speaker 1: pretty much over. Tyant our Bear's gonna win. I don't know.

1334
01:01:58,480 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 1: I don't think they're gonna win, but they're not gonna

1335
01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:02,920
Speaker 1: get it to the playoffs. It doesn't matter. I know

1336
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,840
Speaker 1: the Eagles. I saw someone tweet I know my Eagles

1337
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:09,920
Speaker 1: are sold. They've sold. Yeah, because Aj Brown to build

1338
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:13,240
Speaker 1: up team camaraderie. Yeah, that's it. They had an outing

1339
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:17,480
Speaker 1: to the escape room.

1340
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:19,400
Speaker 2: Are they really that's what instead?

1341
01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:21,160
Speaker 1: I did that with the family. It's kind of hard.

1342
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:22,760
Speaker 1: Is it kind of fun? Though? I want to do

1343
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 1: I've never done.

1344
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:25,960
Speaker 2: It really fun and everyone's different. We did it in Michigan,

1345
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 2: I believe, so whatever the one there's one here.

1346
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 1: Oh, maybe we should have done that at the convention.

1347
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:33,320
Speaker 1: We never got out. Dude passed out, drum.

1348
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:35,640
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure they just say, they'll come get you

1349
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:37,720
Speaker 2: in an hour. You're not gonna be a locked in there,

1350
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:41,560
Speaker 2: but dude, Oh they can give you hints. Oh so

1351
01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:43,120
Speaker 2: you're all you know, I got my dad there, I

1352
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:45,480
Speaker 2: got my mom. They're all college educated. Me and Bazer

1353
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 2: were trying to you know, we're a college educated. Dude,

1354
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:49,280
Speaker 2: they were a couple. The lady had to come give

1355
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:49,760
Speaker 2: us a hint.

1356
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:50,440
Speaker 1: That's what it was.

1357
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:52,400
Speaker 2: She comes and she'll tell you something. If you're just

1358
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:55,360
Speaker 2: totally stuck. They watch you in the room.

1359
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,160
Speaker 1: Oh that's interesting. They watch you on the camera.

1360
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she'll come and hit you with something,

1361
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:00,720
Speaker 2: and then that makes it easier. I mean, dude, we'd

1362
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:02,400
Speaker 2: probably actually still be in that escape room.

1363
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:06,560
Speaker 1: Yeah. This according to sports radio w OR ninety four WIP.

1364
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 1: Here's a quote. We had a whole team of scape

1365
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:13,600
Speaker 1: room thing to build camaraderie. That was aj Aj Brown.

1366
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:16,640
Speaker 1: Just talk about him not being a leader. You guys

1367
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 1: don't know him like we do. He's a great, great leader.

1368
01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:22,160
Speaker 1: He organized the out into the escape room. That's Jordan

1369
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 1: Maliatta And this guy reposted it and said, my favorite

1370
01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:29,640
Speaker 1: football team is doing escape rooms. Two weeks before the playoffs,

1371
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:33,920
Speaker 1: we are cooked, and it came out with packers. Dude,

1372
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:34,480
Speaker 1: Jordan love.

1373
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 2: Every Monday night they'd hold a dinner and they would

1374
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:38,560
Speaker 2: watch film together for the camaraderie.

1375
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:40,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, and someone said, does he cooked? He goes hey, yeah,

1376
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:43,000
Speaker 1: he cooks. Man, he's amazing. I think, oh, he does,

1377
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:44,080
Speaker 1: really goes night, doesn't cook.

1378
01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:48,240
Speaker 2: And here's the escape room for you, Dell. What is

1379
01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:51,440
Speaker 2: Dell rhyme with bell? All right, find a bell and

1380
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:53,560
Speaker 2: then you go find the bell, and then there's something

1381
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:55,040
Speaker 2: in there and it gives you another clue, and then

1382
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:57,680
Speaker 2: it all leads to each other. But the question is,

1383
01:03:57,840 --> 01:04:00,240
Speaker 2: how did I know Dell was supposed to rhyme with bell?

1384
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:02,320
Speaker 1: And how did I know that? You don't?

1385
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:04,480
Speaker 2: That's what escape rooms are, and you don't damn know.

1386
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:06,720
Speaker 2: And the person comes, oh, Dell, what is it rhyme

1387
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:07,320
Speaker 2: with bell?

1388
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:10,040
Speaker 1: How the f was I supposed to know that? Dude?

1389
01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 2: Like, there was nothing telling me to know that, No,

1390
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:14,520
Speaker 2: no one, no one was telling you to look for that.

1391
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:15,400
Speaker 1: No a rhyme.

1392
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:18,360
Speaker 2: So it's it's like sometimes it's in my opinion, I'm

1393
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:22,360
Speaker 2: not hard or I t but there's some connections that

1394
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,480
Speaker 2: aren't there. And then the person gives you a hint

1395
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:26,280
Speaker 2: and they're just they act like you're just supposed to

1396
01:04:26,280 --> 01:04:27,120
Speaker 2: have known that connection.

1397
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:29,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, so I just rhyme words. My bad. What

1398
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:33,400
Speaker 1: the fuck? That's what it was? All right, guys, have

1399
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:35,240
Speaker 1: a good weekend. Oh it leads to fights too.

1400
01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:37,760
Speaker 2: Oh really, dude, it's actually like being Baser got in

1401
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:40,360
Speaker 2: an argument. Baser would go against my mom because my

1402
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:43,640
Speaker 2: mom's like, maybe it rhymes with wool, and we're like, Mom,

1403
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:45,880
Speaker 2: it's not gonna be a spool of thread. It's twenty

1404
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:49,240
Speaker 2: twenty two at the time, and we'd be like, mom,

1405
01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:52,800
Speaker 2: it's like nowadays terms it's like android, Apple, iPhone, stuff

1406
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:53,080
Speaker 2: like that.

1407
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:55,040
Speaker 1: Oh, so then you gotta decide if you're gonna take

1408
01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:57,360
Speaker 1: your mom's side of your wife's right that dude, I'm

1409
01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:57,800
Speaker 1: dating that.

1410
01:04:57,840 --> 01:05:00,160
Speaker 2: Actually they're pretty good. Maybe the team learns on then

1411
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:00,520
Speaker 2: from it.

1412
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:03,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe maybe we'll see it. All right, have a

1413
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:04,560
Speaker 1: good weekend, guys. We out.

1414
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:06,680
Speaker 2: Aj Brown's like, dude, I'm just going back to the Titans.

1415
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:08,840
Speaker 2: At least we just go to Broadway with them.

1416
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:16,160
Speaker 1: Oh man, all right, we out dude. But that's I mean,

1417
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:19,000
Speaker 1: that's pretty cool. I can't wait. I don't know where

1418
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:20,800
Speaker 1: he's just like, hey, what about us hosting a happy

1419
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:22,680
Speaker 1: hour for you guys. We'll buy the first drink. I

1420
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:25,240
Speaker 1: was like, oh okay, Preds, Yeah, if you want to

1421
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:28,720
Speaker 1: do that. So, dude, that's what it's called being having

1422
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:32,960
Speaker 1: partners Like that's badass. Yeah, I mean that's really cool.

1423
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:34,960
Speaker 1: So we walked straight from the watch party over the

1424
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:37,360
Speaker 1: Pred's game and we have a happy hour at the

1425
01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:41,400
Speaker 1: Pread's game in a private room. I don't know. We

1426
01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:45,320
Speaker 1: love to partner. How are you doing? What up? Partner? Partner? Partner? Hey, so,

1427
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:47,160
Speaker 1: wouldn't we shake his hand? We grease him with like

1428
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:50,440
Speaker 1: a twenty Yeah, hey, what up, partner? What up? Partner?

1429
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:54,880
Speaker 1: We grease it, dude, We shake him one hundred dollars handshake.

1430
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:55,760
Speaker 1: I mean that's great.

1431
01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:57,840
Speaker 2: That's what South Beach taught me.

1432
01:05:57,840 --> 01:05:58,280
Speaker 1: When you're in.

1433
01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:00,040
Speaker 2: You know, when you get into a private thing and

1434
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:02,760
Speaker 2: you just grease them, you shake their hand, I mean,

1435
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:03,200
Speaker 2: then you're in.

1436
01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:06,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I think that's what he expects. When we

1437
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:07,000
Speaker 1: shake hands.

1438
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:08,800
Speaker 2: We're like, hey man, thank you for the partnership. We

1439
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:10,080
Speaker 2: need to have cash in the hand.

1440
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,960
Speaker 1: Okay, well take a collection. It's like it's like a

1441
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,960
Speaker 1: Napkins dude, He's like, it's like, I owe you, hey,

1442
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:20,200
Speaker 1: thank you dude, the FS forever note. He's like, what,

1443
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:24,760
Speaker 1: oh man, hey, but sore Losers dot Com. I mean, dude,

1444
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:27,720
Speaker 1: tickets they're flying, I mean, but the Prince ticket. The

1445
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:30,080
Speaker 1: last day you can buy them is Sunday, Sunday at midnight.

1446
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,920
Speaker 1: So I think it's gonna be fun, dude, Right, if

1447
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:36,600
Speaker 1: you create demand, it'll create action, you think. So that's

1448
01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:39,360
Speaker 1: a I mean business tach. I bet you people there's

1449
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:42,160
Speaker 1: no one else buying tickets, right, they've already bought their tickets. Well,

1450
01:06:42,200 --> 01:06:43,960
Speaker 1: I said, Justin was confirmed. I don't think he's bought

1451
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:44,960
Speaker 1: his Okay,