Speaker 1: What's that at the bed. It's spooky. I'm really sure
Speaker 1: it's dead. It's coming, it's way Wait a minute, I
Speaker 1: I LOSAs Pa. Hey boo, it's me Raz. I have
Speaker 1: a very funny episode for you today. I was laughing
Speaker 1: so hard with these two. These are my friends Rachel
Speaker 1: and Mackenzie, and we've done a lot of shows together
Speaker 1: in the past, and I think that I'm going to
Speaker 1: try my best to have two comedians on at the
Speaker 1: same time as much as I can, because I feel
Speaker 1: like every time we do that, it ends up being
Speaker 1: really really fun and funny, and it just feels a
Speaker 1: little bit more slim party vibes. You'll see what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. So I say we just get into it.
Speaker 1: Enjoy the episode. There is a video version which you
Speaker 1: can find in the description of this show. Also my
Speaker 1: Patreon link where I do weekly episodes and videos and
Speaker 1: all of that. Okay, here we go. Here is me
Speaker 1: talking to my friends Rachel Scanlon and Mackenzie Goodwin on
Speaker 1: with the show. Hello, Mackenzie and Rachel, how are you
Speaker 1: so but turned on? Hello?
Speaker 2: Hello Mackenzie.
Speaker 1: You guys crack me up. You have a podcast and
Speaker 1: a live show. Am I allowed to say what the
Speaker 1: name of it is.
Speaker 2: Actually, you have to you have to go for it.
Speaker 1: The show is called two Dykes and a Mic.
Speaker 2: Don't I say you weren't our emc in enter years
Speaker 2: ago saying one of these dikes, he's dumb dikes over here.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing I have. I feel like maybe I'm
Speaker 1: allowed to I did go to second base with a
Speaker 1: woman in two thousand and nine. Yeah, it in baseball
Speaker 1: terms for you guys.
Speaker 2: Thank You're actually.
Speaker 1: Sorry softball terms, because I do know that you dabble
Speaker 1: and we do. So I don't know if I'm allowed
Speaker 1: to say, no, anyone listened to this. If you don't
Speaker 1: like that I said that, I'm sorry. I'm saying a title. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's called two.
Speaker 3: Dykes, and I mean it's a title. It is us.
Speaker 3: You're allowed to say it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you for having that name. Oh it's easy.
Speaker 2: I came up with it in twenty and thirteen. It
Speaker 2: was an open mic and I ran it with my
Speaker 2: ex girlfriend at the time. That's right, So story with
Speaker 2: the bar mic and then Mackenzie basically tried to have
Speaker 2: sex with me.
Speaker 3: And I'm just going to stop here. That's false. Well,
Speaker 3: it feels that's false.
Speaker 2: She's slid in my DM No, no, no, they're touching me
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 3: There's always a lot of tension, but the two, there's
Speaker 3: no tension.
Speaker 1: McKenzie and I.
Speaker 2: I mean, if I may are and I don't want
Speaker 2: to over whatever. We're cosmically connected, correct, don't you believe that?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: I do, and I've never I'm from the Midwest, Okay, Minnesota, goal,
Speaker 2: through and through. Do you understand the dairy, the drinking.
Speaker 2: They do not really as into like Crystal's astrology, you know,
Speaker 2: it's much more like.
Speaker 3: Your people of the land.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're like blue collar type of just like whatever.
Speaker 2: I moved out to LA and then Mackenzie and I
Speaker 2: have been drawn to each other. So basically we moved
Speaker 2: to the same block of Los Angeles in the same month,
Speaker 2: in the same year. Random she's from Arizona, and then
Speaker 2: we are. Birthdays are just a few days apart.
Speaker 3: We have the exact same tattoo on accident.
Speaker 1: We got it before, years before.
Speaker 3: What is why now they're for different meanings, different meanings,
Speaker 3: same wrist, same tattoo.
Speaker 1: Something. I talk a lot about synchronosities here, and that's
Speaker 1: something I think. Okay, I think it goes along with
Speaker 1: the paranormal to say, like everything happens for a reason,
Speaker 1: and like people come into your lives, like I think
Speaker 1: that there's it's part of the conversation sometimes, like how
Speaker 1: do you deny stuff like that?
Speaker 3: It's too big of a coincidence.
Speaker 1: There's no such thing as to this, right, I say,
Speaker 1: when I lived in the Midwest, coincidences all day on
Speaker 1: cod I get out here, three crystals around my wrist,
Speaker 1: one on one of my fingers, and now there's no
Speaker 1: more coincidence, right.
Speaker 2: I feel like in the Midwest I was raised, it
Speaker 2: was like, oh Jesus put you here. But I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: the universe has made this. It's all the same, you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying? Right, and now here we are
Speaker 2: pushed together, Kens and I and we looked up our chart.
Speaker 3: We did a full birth chart on both of us. Okay,
Speaker 3: it's all the exact same, creepy one for one.
Speaker 1: What's different it's.
Speaker 3: I'm a Capricorn in one of my houses and.
Speaker 2: She's a Scorpio, so it makes me sexy in her business.
Speaker 3: Oh, which if that ain't us, that ain't right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wow, So how how much further does these do these
Speaker 1: paranormal type beliefs go for the two of you. Are
Speaker 1: you are you? Are you guys on the same board?
Speaker 1: You know, on the same page when it comes to constantly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we always have the same thoughts and we're.
Speaker 2: Very much We're both pretty intuitive for how type A
Speaker 2: we are, so we're very like organized type of like
Speaker 2: you know, beings. However, I think we're both pretty open
Speaker 2: to the other side. Mackenzie. I think not maybe not you,
Speaker 2: but definitely your friends identify as like lesbian witches like
Speaker 2: you kind of have a coven I do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you a witch? You know? I used to
Speaker 3: do a.
Speaker 4: Lot of taro and we'll get into we'll tell you
Speaker 4: what happened, okay, But I did surround myself with a
Speaker 4: lot of witchy lesbians.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a coven of like witchie Dice in the valley,
Speaker 2: and they're all and if I just may say, hot
Speaker 2: as fuck, yeah, and scary and witchy, I want to
Speaker 2: be one.
Speaker 3: You actually look like all of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1: That's one of the nicer things I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 1: I look like a lesbian witch in the valley.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, you do.
Speaker 1: Are I kind of am. I mean, I don't necessarily,
Speaker 1: I don't believe in label. Yeah, but I'm definitely like
Speaker 1: which adjacent?
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, your hair is giving which going to eyeliner?
Speaker 2: The ghost tattoo?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Okay you guys, okay, so so okay.
Speaker 2: So Mackenzie has like a coven and I had never
Speaker 2: had my tarot read before. McKenzie is the first person
Speaker 2: to read my tarot. So she used to have like
Speaker 2: wine nights. She would have her like hot dikes over.
Speaker 2: They'd all bring their dicks, you know, shake out the
Speaker 2: tarot decks. Yeah, what did I say, I mean it
Speaker 2: sounded like dicks.
Speaker 1: Well you never known. I don't know what you do.
Speaker 2: I mean, who's to say? So you'd bring her like,
Speaker 2: okay whatever. And at this time in my life, I
Speaker 2: was in like a few transitional spots. But I also
Speaker 2: remember thinking that I was like, do you know when
Speaker 2: you're like twenty four and you're like, I'm it's before
Speaker 2: you know you're a mess, and you're like, I'm the best.
Speaker 2: No one has ever done it as good as me.
Speaker 2: I'm the hottest I'll ever be. I'm fucking the most
Speaker 2: people that I ever will And you like kind of
Speaker 2: need to be taken down a peg. I was at
Speaker 2: that point in my life. Mackenzie read my tarot. First
Speaker 2: time I ever had my tarot read. Was it you
Speaker 2: or was it Steph? It was me? And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: let's go do your worst. It's gonna say that I'm
Speaker 2: gonna be rich and famous and have like fourteen wives.
Speaker 2: And she drew first, I see like the death card
Speaker 2: and I was like, okay, I got.
Speaker 3: A big deal.
Speaker 2: It can mean you know, misleading, right, And then there
Speaker 2: was like a sword going through a heart and I
Speaker 2: was like wolf, okay, who knows what that is? Loll
Speaker 2: not me. And then the last one was like I
Speaker 2: think like somebody walking out of a door into a
Speaker 2: dark hallway and I was like, what the F is that?
Speaker 2: So she gives me like a pretty fine reading. And
Speaker 2: then basically in the next month, my grandma passed. I
Speaker 2: was fired from my like talent contract job, and I
Speaker 2: was dumped for the first time and heartbroken, all which
Speaker 2: I predicted.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and in that order too, on the.
Speaker 2: Exact stunth Yeah, and the order that the cards came
Speaker 2: out in.
Speaker 1: That's something.
Speaker 3: And I have stopped doing taro.
Speaker 2: And I have never I refused to be kind of
Speaker 2: like near somebody who could possibly be like, tell me
Speaker 2: what my future will be because it was too much.
Speaker 2: Was it the cards? Who knows? But it was accurate
Speaker 2: and it scared me.
Speaker 1: That's great. So why did you Why did you stop
Speaker 1: just because you were too good at it?
Speaker 3: I just you know, I stopped because I was like,
Speaker 3: I got kind of bored of knowing things that were
Speaker 3: gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Does that inclecause you were always right a lot of ways.
Speaker 3: I was right, and I was like kind of bored
Speaker 3: with knowing what was going to happen.
Speaker 1: It takes away the missed Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you ever have dreams that come true?
Speaker 1: I don't dream. Oh famously, I have said. And I'm
Speaker 1: afraid that this is that this means that I'm a
Speaker 1: serial killer or something, which I am not a serial killer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just so that.
Speaker 1: That implies that I would do the same thing over
Speaker 1: and over again and commit to things. I'm not a
Speaker 1: serial killer.
Speaker 2: Okay, good, But but no dreams. You just go to
Speaker 2: wake up. Nothing happened.
Speaker 3: If you're on nik will nothing good.
Speaker 1: I don't take Do you drink.
Speaker 2: A lot of alcohol?
Speaker 1: I'm sober?
Speaker 2: Same my dreams came back hard.
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe they did when I started being sober,
Speaker 1: but like, nope, nothing happens fascinating. Yeah, and if it does,
Speaker 1: it's like low budget productions. L No, literally, I'm not
Speaker 1: kidding you my dreams. I've talked about this before, Sorry listeners.
Speaker 1: But people tell me, oh, I had a gym's falling
Speaker 1: off a cliff me. There's a green screen behind me,
Speaker 1: and I'm just flailing my arm. We don't have no budget. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the CGI it is like, not not good.
Speaker 3: You would have paid to go see on union, right,
Speaker 3: I wonder what that says about your life?
Speaker 1: Fascint That's what I'm saying. I don't I don't like
Speaker 1: to talk about it because I feel like people are always.
Speaker 2: Like, uh oh, I was just gonna say, because if
Speaker 2: you kind of are intuitive, and you were good at
Speaker 2: tarot cards and you kind of get these like type
Speaker 2: of messages that come through a lot, at some point
Speaker 2: you're like, I don't actually don't want to know, right,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, you stopped.
Speaker 3: I put them away. They're in the drawer. They're not
Speaker 3: coming back out.
Speaker 2: They're not coming out. They're done.
Speaker 3: They're not coming out.
Speaker 1: Even if you're like up for a job or something like,
Speaker 1: you don't want to know. That's the part that drives
Speaker 1: me fucking crazy about this life that we've chosen, is
Speaker 1: like when am I going to get the call?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: That makes me not feel like I'm gonna not be
Speaker 1: able to eat food next week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the constant anxiety.
Speaker 1: I need to know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what if you.
Speaker 3: Keep knowing that it's not coming? That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: So then I.
Speaker 2: Can start getting my real litter license earlier if I knew.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, I don't need to keep Why am
Speaker 2: I grinding so hard?
Speaker 1: Seriously?
Speaker 3: Because well, maybe it's coming in two years. I was
Speaker 3: upset because I kept telling people that it's not coming
Speaker 3: and it's not happening, And then I felt bad because
Speaker 3: they were very upset.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, you have too much power.
Speaker 3: I Yeah, I don't want to tell people that it's
Speaker 3: not happening or that they're gonna get dumped.
Speaker 2: Yeah that sucked.
Speaker 1: And then that messages with people because then they think, oh,
Speaker 1: well it's not gonna work anyway, so I might as
Speaker 1: well not try, or.
Speaker 3: And what if I'm full of shit?
Speaker 2: Also a possibility, and you know it's like like when
Speaker 2: you're doing any type of like readings, there's like the
Speaker 2: filter of your own mind. Right, you're kind of like
Speaker 2: putting on like Mackenzie's interpretation of the cards or whatever.
Speaker 3: Right, because I could have been fully about that person
Speaker 3: because I had already known what was going on.
Speaker 2: You know, you knew her.
Speaker 3: I knew her very well.
Speaker 1: That is the thing. See, I want to pretend that
Speaker 1: I'm a psychic and just tell people like so that
Speaker 1: they'll listen to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like if I didn't like your girlfriend just being like
Speaker 1: she's cheating. Yeah, I'm getting a feeling that you really
Speaker 1: need to break up.
Speaker 3: I like your way of breaking the news like she's
Speaker 3: cheating strong.
Speaker 2: I'm seeing her holding hands with a different woman.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Wait, So do you guys believe in ghosts
Speaker 1: or where are you at with ghosts?
Speaker 3: I believe in spirits, not ghosts. I don't know. Okay,
Speaker 3: I think it's all marketing, branding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sheets with holes and none of that. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not thinking about like a Halloween ghost king
Speaker 2: of like a an entity of somebody who has passed
Speaker 2: from the physical world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think you can see them physically, but
Speaker 3: I think that they're there. Does that make sense?
Speaker 2: Like theirs?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't believe in ghosts because I feel like ghosts
Speaker 3: are portrayed as something that you can physically see.
Speaker 2: Hmmm.
Speaker 1: And you don't believe that people can physically see a ghost?
Speaker 3: No, I wonder if. Okay, but I also I don't
Speaker 3: know enough about it.
Speaker 2: Do you have you ever? Do you believe in mediums?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: People? So you think that there are certain people who
Speaker 2: can connect with the spirits? Yes, yes, when they're connecting.
Speaker 2: Do you think that they see like a face and
Speaker 2: like a human body.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't know if it comes to them.
Speaker 3: Does that make sense? I don't think it shows up
Speaker 3: right in front of them. I think it's like more
Speaker 3: in their minds.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, but again I don't know enough about it.
Speaker 1: Well, let me tell you.
Speaker 3: I want to hear everything.
Speaker 1: What about you, Rachel?
Speaker 2: Well, I so like sadly because obviously you've been a
Speaker 2: fan of this podcast for a long time, haven't. I've
Speaker 2: never seen a ghost in my eyeballs?
Speaker 1: How did you get in here?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you guys can't see her? Right? But like, okay,
Speaker 2: thank god. But I I'm a huge fan specifically of
Speaker 2: the medium Teresa Computo allah the Long Island Medium icon,
Speaker 2: and I was essentially raised on Long Island Medium.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So for me, all of my kind of like beliefs
Speaker 2: about the spirit spirit world are from my like obsession
Speaker 2: and love for Teresa Computo. So do I think that
Speaker 2: there are people out there that are scamming grieving families. Yes,
Speaker 2: and I think they're very bad people. But I also
Speaker 2: think that there's a really good place when if you
Speaker 2: can like maybe not exactly see like a a actual
Speaker 2: like be the word aberration. What am I trying to say?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 3: Aprel?
Speaker 2: What am I saying? An APERCN apparition application?
Speaker 1: Got it?
Speaker 2: You know what? I'm not going to get it, but
Speaker 2: you if we all know what I'm talking, move forward. Okay,
Speaker 2: thank god? My ask just flies off. Okay, they're here.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they necessarily they're seeing them, But
Speaker 2: I do think that there are people typically like people
Speaker 2: that can connect with their own instincts and intuition, that
Speaker 2: can get vibes like from people that have passed, and
Speaker 2: then that that can be interpreted to like comfort or
Speaker 2: send messages to the physical world.
Speaker 1: What about like a haunted house, this idea that, oh,
Speaker 1: this house has a woman in white that roams around
Speaker 1: at night.
Speaker 3: I want to believe that. I think that's so cool.
Speaker 2: Well, I think there are certain places that are fucked
Speaker 2: up because of trauma. So like there's this like glave yards,
Speaker 2: like graveyards maybe, but I like love graveyards. And we
Speaker 2: just talked about this, yeah, because I would fucking a
Speaker 2: graveyard and.
Speaker 3: I would never write.
Speaker 2: So like that's something that separates us, Okay.
Speaker 3: But like it feels disrespectful.
Speaker 2: It's not disrespectful. Love making is just like bringing life
Speaker 2: into a place where they don't get to bone any.
Speaker 3: Okay, you didn't say love making, you said fuck.
Speaker 2: But we all know what I mean, and I mean
Speaker 2: it with no disrespect please, But like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think there's like, okay, the there's a college in Minnesota,
Speaker 2: and like the Bluffs, there's literally a third floor that exists.
Speaker 2: There is a dorm. Okay, floors one and two students.
Speaker 2: Third floor roped off with a chain, no students because
Speaker 2: of whatever. We don't really talk about it. They're like, oh,
Speaker 2: used to be hospital whatever, we don't know. And then
Speaker 2: you can hear I slept there. You can hear footsteps
Speaker 2: on the third floor, but it's closed off.
Speaker 1: You don't think it's college students breaking in.
Speaker 2: Who's the skeptic?
Speaker 1: Now, I'm very skeptical of this stuff. My thing with
Speaker 1: the paranormal is weigh out all the options, and if
Speaker 1: you can't find an option, then that's what we got.
Speaker 1: We got the real stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, I don't know if like a house
Speaker 2: would have like I don't think a house has a spirit,
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? But I think that
Speaker 2: there might be spirits in a house that would be
Speaker 2: there to kind of like cause ruckus if there was
Speaker 2: enough bad shit that happened in there. I don't think
Speaker 2: if a house was so good.
Speaker 1: But what about good stuff I hear about? Okay, I
Speaker 1: grew up in a haunted house. My grandmother didn't die bad.
Speaker 1: She was like a nice.
Speaker 2: Ghost, and she knew that she was there frequently.
Speaker 1: No, she would come and go.
Speaker 2: She would come and go.
Speaker 1: She wasn't always there.
Speaker 3: That's fascinating. What would she do?
Speaker 1: These listeners are so sick of they already heard this story.
Speaker 1: But like she appeared to me one time, she like
Speaker 1: moved a couple of things a couple of times, just
Speaker 1: stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I like that, like a friendly ghost that would be
Speaker 2: there in order just to say, like, let you know
Speaker 2: that they're around. Yeah, that's that's sweet. You would want that,
Speaker 2: so Grandma.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Well let me tell you about a ghost
Speaker 5: that was not so friendly.
Speaker 1: I got a story for you, guys. Okay, so strap in.
Speaker 2: I'm strapped, but not in.
Speaker 1: We are going to go back to a time known
Speaker 1: as two thousand and five. The year's two thousand and five.
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise is jumping on Oprah's couch, Gwen Stefani let
Speaker 1: us know that she is indeed not a holliback girl,
Speaker 1: just the stuff. And there's a couple in northeastern England
Speaker 1: that is being terrorized by a poultry geist. Oh, this
Speaker 1: is the story of the South Shields poulter geist.
Speaker 2: And a polter geist is a ghost sort of it.
Speaker 1: Goes along with it. It's typically physical, not so much
Speaker 1: attached to like a human spirit. A lot of times
Speaker 1: it's centered around one person. A lot of beliefs are
Speaker 1: that it's more of like a telekinesis, like moving things
Speaker 1: with your mind from the spirit world.
Speaker 3: Are they evil? Are poultry guys always evil?
Speaker 1: They can be. Sometimes they're not intelligent, they're just moving
Speaker 1: shit around. Oh wow, gin a gin? I mean that's
Speaker 1: something different, But I think that a gin can have
Speaker 1: those capabilities. It's one of those things where it could
Speaker 1: just be a characteristic like, like it's just one of
Speaker 1: the things I do. Is I like, I am a
Speaker 1: Poulter guyst like, I'm.
Speaker 2: Just like, I'm just so silly.
Speaker 1: I am a demon. But I also just like throw
Speaker 1: shit sometimes. But then there's other people who are like, no,
Speaker 1: I am a Poulter guys, like this is actually my
Speaker 1: life and it's offensive that you sort of do this.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's fascinating, kind of like open micros versus full
Speaker 3: blown stand up coming to like.
Speaker 1: This is not a hobby, this is a life.
Speaker 6: Stright right, Okay, this was a Poulter guy, got it?
Speaker 1: And the year was two thousand and five.
Speaker 2: From the top, Oh my god.
Speaker 6: So uh So this couple that lived in this house,
Speaker 6: they never went public with their name, but they had
Speaker 6: a son's give them let's give him some names.
Speaker 1: So a man and a.
Speaker 3: Wife, straight couple, Roger and Kathy.
Speaker 1: Roger and Kathy sure fast and they had a son, Rachel,
Speaker 1: I'll let you okay, So Rachel Katy wait no sorry,
Speaker 1: Oh hi Kathy, I'm bad with names. Roger Roger Kathy
Speaker 1: and Gregory Gregory Roger Kathy Gregory. Okay. So they're living
Speaker 1: in this house in England. One night in December, they
Speaker 1: come home and there are two chairs that are stacked
Speaker 1: on top of a table and they're like, what what
Speaker 1: is this all about? They're like, either somebody broke in
Speaker 1: or we have a Poulter guys or something. So they
Speaker 1: start noticing that things are disappearing in their house and
Speaker 1: then they reappear. They have a chest of drawers that
Speaker 1: moved out of a bedroom and into a landing. They
Speaker 1: just found it that way. So one night they're slipping
Speaker 1: into bed, slipping. They slipped, They slipped right in. They
Speaker 1: take off their clothes.
Speaker 2: Right you know, they're probably like that they're nude.
Speaker 1: Some sources say. And they have this three year old kid,
Speaker 1: you know, so.
Speaker 3: Oh Gregory's young.
Speaker 1: The kids sleep in bed. Let's just like, come on,
Speaker 1: let's go in, you know. So they go into the
Speaker 1: bed and all of a sudden, what's her name again?
Speaker 1: Who's the wife? That's Kat Kathy. Kathy's just laying there. Wham,
Speaker 1: something hits her in the face. It's a it's a toy.
Speaker 1: Some say it's a dog toy. Some say it's a
Speaker 1: little kid's toy. Hits her in the face. She gets up,
Speaker 1: She's like, what was that? Turns on the lights. Wham,
Speaker 1: another one hits her in the face. Turns out everywhere, No,
Speaker 1: there are toys being thrown at this. They get under
Speaker 1: the covers and they're like, what the hell is going
Speaker 1: on here? And that all of a sudden, the sheets
Speaker 1: start getting pulled. Now they're doing a full on tug
Speaker 1: of war. And then the husband screams in pain. His
Speaker 1: back is feels like it's on fire. What he looks
Speaker 1: at his back? Thirteen claw marks on his back?
Speaker 2: Where's the baby, Gregory?
Speaker 1: Yeah, a baby sleeper gas. I don't know. He's like,
Speaker 1: are they doing in there?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: They're over here screaming. Shit's getting this ghost is a
Speaker 1: freak Okay, So they've got thirteen he's got thirteen scratches.
Speaker 1: And then he wakes up the next day they're gone,
Speaker 1: you know, like that, it's already gone. So a bunch
Speaker 1: of shit keeps happening. This story feels too good to
Speaker 1: be true. I did find this on the internet. There
Speaker 1: is a book written about it, but it's like, this
Speaker 1: is a crazy story. Yeah, and it's like not highly publicized.
Speaker 1: I sure hope this isn't a fake story that I'm
Speaker 1: falling for right now. But it's a good story. So anyway,
Speaker 1: one day, the wife Kathy finds her son's rocking horse
Speaker 1: hanging from a ceiling fan. No, the son, Roger, Robert,
Speaker 1: Roger Roger. He says that he's seeing people in the house.
Speaker 1: Doors are slamming. They find one of Roger's stepped animals
Speaker 1: sitting on a landing with a box cutter on it.
Speaker 2: Move out.
Speaker 3: What are they still doing there?
Speaker 1: Well, so they contact these paranormal investigators named Darren w
Speaker 1: Ritzon and Mike Hollowell. Now by the time, so that
Speaker 1: was December of two thousand and five. Now we're in
Speaker 1: two thousand and six.
Speaker 3: Ross, damn, you straight to hill.
Speaker 1: It is now summer of two thousand and six. Yes, right,
Speaker 1: Pirates of the Caribbean. Oh yeah, dead man's chest is
Speaker 1: now sweeping the box off. Land's bass has come out
Speaker 1: of the closet.
Speaker 2: Oh God bless him.
Speaker 1: Also coming out of the closet toys flying. It's continuing.
Speaker 1: So they've got the paranormal investigators. They've come to town.
Speaker 1: And day one they get there, one of the Sun's
Speaker 1: toys flying. There's a ball that appears on the bed
Speaker 1: from the little boys. It's hot to the touch. There's
Speaker 1: a nightlife that pulls itself out of the wall. Months
Speaker 1: go by, it's getting more and more violent. It starts
Speaker 1: throwing knives at people. It's really focusing in on the
Speaker 1: husband and on one occasion he feels pain again. And
Speaker 1: luckily they were able to call the paranormal people. They
Speaker 1: show up and they actually took pictures. Actually have pictures here.
Speaker 1: He had a bunch of scratches on him.
Speaker 2: You have photos, I do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is more chest. Now. We don't know what
Speaker 1: these who these people are because they didn't come out
Speaker 1: with their name, but.
Speaker 2: We know, wow, we do have a nipplebell.
Speaker 1: There's another picture that they took of just like a
Speaker 1: bottle what just.
Speaker 3: Like on its side sideways.
Speaker 1: You'll have to watch the YouTube version of this to
Speaker 1: see what we're talking about. So then they start receiving
Speaker 1: phone calls from their landline because back in two thousand
Speaker 1: and six, in two thousand and six, you could text
Speaker 1: message like a landline and it would be like a
Speaker 1: robot voice that would like translate it, I guess. And
Speaker 1: so Darren w Ritson, one of the paranorm investigators, he
Speaker 1: wrote the book on this, and he also wrote this
Speaker 1: article on Spooky Aisles dot com. And one of the
Speaker 1: things that he's saying this is directly something that he wrote.
Speaker 1: He said, the phone from which the message was sent
Speaker 1: belonged to the husband. What was the husband's name, Roger? No,
Speaker 1: that was the sun. So all this time I was
Speaker 1: saying that the husband's toys. I don't think it was
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: It wasn't those toys.
Speaker 1: Different toys, right, Okay? So the message were sent from
Speaker 1: the husband whose name was Gregory.
Speaker 2: No, Roger, Oh right, Roger, you doo take your back.
Speaker 1: The year was two thousand and five.
Speaker 3: From the top.
Speaker 1: I can't get these damn names, right, okay? So the husband,
Speaker 1: the wife, and the kid. Yeah, So he writes the
Speaker 1: message was coming from the phone that the message was
Speaker 1: coming from was the husband's and it was right in
Speaker 1: front of us, sitting on the dining table at the time.
Speaker 1: So when we decided that all everyone present should remove
Speaker 1: their phones from their pockets and along with the cordless
Speaker 1: home phone, and we placed them on the table in
Speaker 1: front of us. The husbands, as mentioned, was already on
Speaker 1: the table. We were all sitting and chatting when the
Speaker 1: landline rang again. On this occasion, the message simply said
Speaker 1: hello Hello. It was like kind of like hello hello,
Speaker 1: like this is like a real body kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Was it still British? Do you think? So?
Speaker 1: Another message comes through a couple of moments later and
Speaker 1: then it says Saul Ray. So we're like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is a nice ghost whatever. Remember, all the phones were
Speaker 1: on the table in front of us, and by now
Speaker 1: we had even removed the sim card and battery from
Speaker 1: the husband's phone, yet the messages still came. Then the
Speaker 1: Poultrygeist began to send messages to the wife's mobile phone,
Speaker 1: and this time the first one said the bitch will
Speaker 1: die today, no and then going to die today, going
Speaker 1: to get you. I asked the wife to sit down
Speaker 1: and reassured her that by now, but now she was petrified,
Speaker 1: as you can imagine, I promised her that these text messages,
Speaker 1: this intimidation were nothing more than empty threats from the poultergeist.
Speaker 1: In an attempt to generate fear to either feed upon it,
Speaker 1: or worse still, because it enjoyed having the control over them.
Speaker 1: The texts, I said were nothing more than that. Later
Speaker 1: in the day and after our departure, the poltergeist had
Speaker 1: become so active in the house that we decided to
Speaker 1: flee and go and stay at her mother's for a
Speaker 1: while in hopes that she might get some resp I
Speaker 1: never know that word respite, respite, respite.
Speaker 3: I think it's.
Speaker 1: Respite, respite, respite, I don't I barely speak English. But
Speaker 1: on her way there she gets more texts. She telephones
Speaker 1: the husband immediately in a state of distress to explain
Speaker 1: to us what was happening. While speaking on the phone
Speaker 1: expressing her concerns about the poulter geist following her to
Speaker 1: her mother's, she received text message that said, please don't go.
Speaker 1: I will come with you, bitch, but it's spelled bitch
Speaker 1: wrong b ic h. Hysterical now frantic, she yelled down
Speaker 1: the phone to Mike, oh my god, I'm going to
Speaker 1: be frightened to go to sleep tonight, to which the
Speaker 1: poulter guys then immediately sent another text message saying I
Speaker 1: can get you when you awake and I'll come for
Speaker 1: you when you're asleep. B ic H didn't know how
Speaker 1: to spell that word.
Speaker 2: It is a hard one.
Speaker 1: It was as though the poultry guyst was listening to
Speaker 1: the conversation, so that.
Speaker 2: Was all like responding in real time.
Speaker 1: I don't like that. Yeah. So after they had been
Speaker 1: investigating this for months, it intensified one final week, just
Speaker 1: all of this stuff that was happening in the house,
Speaker 1: and then it just ended. It like got exhausted and
Speaker 1: was like it was over, which is a lot of
Speaker 1: times what happens with these poultry guys. They kind of
Speaker 1: they fade.
Speaker 2: Out, they come in, they love bomb you, ye, and
Speaker 2: then they're like onto the.
Speaker 1: Next Seriously, it's like it sounds like exhausting. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: quite the commitment.
Speaker 2: Well you can't just yeah, exactly, everyone's tired. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: phone bill, the text message face alone.
Speaker 1: Huge, Right, Well back then, are you kidding?
Speaker 2: In two thousand and six you got charged per text?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 1: One time I use my mom's cell phone, and this
Speaker 1: was more like two thousand she was so mad at me.
Speaker 1: I don't remember how much, but in my mind it
Speaker 1: was like seventy three dollars because I one time I
Speaker 1: was sitting in the car. She was inside of her
Speaker 1: friend's house getting Mary Kay incredible. Of course, she had
Speaker 1: the phone for emergencies in the glove box, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I am ready to go. So I pick
Speaker 1: up the phone and I call her and that bill came.
Speaker 1: There was a polter guys of our own. So anyway
Speaker 1: back to this, they ended up moving out. They never
Speaker 1: reported any of it happening. Again, they never said their name.
Speaker 1: They didn't want to be involved in all the media
Speaker 1: and all that stuff. So that it leads you to
Speaker 1: believe it's pretty real. Yeah. And then Darren w Ritzen
Speaker 1: he wrote the book called The South Shields poulter Geist
Speaker 1: where he goes way more in depth on all of this.
Speaker 1: And I think it's a good story.
Speaker 2: It's a really good one. And we got to see
Speaker 2: the picture of that nipple, which is Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's interesting though that it starts a lot with like
Speaker 3: the children's toys. Yeah, you know, I'm wondering why it
Speaker 3: revolved around.
Speaker 2: A lot of the children's toys.
Speaker 3: The toys were hanging being stabbed, thrown the seahorse.
Speaker 1: Well, they're probably not that heavy, you know, So as
Speaker 1: it was building up its strength. It was bulken up.
Speaker 3: You start with the toissil milk, Yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: It started out with the lightweights.
Speaker 2: I also feel like kids are way more intuitive to
Speaker 2: being kind of like talked to by the other side
Speaker 2: or have the experiences of like the hauntings, because they
Speaker 2: don't have as much of the like filter that like
Speaker 2: adults do to be like it's not that right. I
Speaker 2: feel like they always have it. So they like kids
Speaker 2: drawing demons. There I said it, because we're all thinking it.
Speaker 2: Kids drawing demons and the spirits.
Speaker 3: No one's thinking this.
Speaker 2: They're kind of like condo. It's for the other side
Speaker 2: because they're not judgmental. And then this is what you
Speaker 2: get because I feel like polter geist always happens to
Speaker 2: like this new couple with their like young three year old.
Speaker 2: It's never like, I don't know, like a group of
Speaker 2: elderly people that are just peacefully hanging out. I feel
Speaker 2: like it's always like the families get it, which is
Speaker 2: why I'm never gonna.
Speaker 3: Have kids because of this.
Speaker 2: Specifically, I don't want to get poster geisted. No't know
Speaker 2: what you heard it.
Speaker 1: I think sorry. The audio cutout for a second, it
Speaker 1: must have been a ghost. We have another segment that
Speaker 1: I like to do sometimes. I don't know. I'm calling
Speaker 1: it the Dolls are Living because I like to go
Speaker 1: to eBay and look at haunted dolls.
Speaker 3: Why would you do that?
Speaker 1: For sale? And they come with biographies and I want
Speaker 1: to see what you guys think. Yeah, now, I I
Speaker 1: actually found two today.
Speaker 2: Yeah they're not here right.
Speaker 3: No, no, I'm not at all.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that, okay.
Speaker 1: But I have too. I would like to see if
Speaker 1: you guys which one you like more dolls? This is all.
Speaker 1: This is just all at random. I just choose these
Speaker 1: dolls at random.
Speaker 3: Okay, do they look like us?
Speaker 2: Does it looks just like mackenziecause she looks so much
Speaker 2: like a haunted doll? And everyone says that.
Speaker 3: I actually do I mean yeah, mostly behind my back.
Speaker 1: Well I've seen a lot of haunted dolls. They can
Speaker 1: look like anything. Yeah, these haunted dolls do? This was random?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: They were lesbians?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, how do you know what haunted doll
Speaker 3: is said?
Speaker 2: Okay, these haunted dolls are for sale for sixty nine
Speaker 2: ninety nine.
Speaker 1: Forty nine dollars. Is how much Bonnie is?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: We got to start doing this as a side business,
Speaker 3: to start selling.
Speaker 2: I know, I know.
Speaker 1: Okay, So this is Bonnie.
Speaker 3: Okay, what am I looking at?
Speaker 2: Just like Rachel? That is okay, it's Rachel. You intend
Speaker 2: it to be me.
Speaker 1: This is a mirror.
Speaker 2: This is my Tinder profile. Oh my god, she's holding Okay,
Speaker 2: so she's holding which I'm assuming like either a Phillips
Speaker 2: or a flathead screwdriver. That is the size of her
Speaker 2: Torso goals. We got a flannel button up that I
Speaker 2: legitimately have in my trunk right now, and then basically
Speaker 2: my haircut in two thousand and six play the song.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that looks too much.
Speaker 2: Like a person because I was expecting adult like a
Speaker 2: cabbage patch doll. This is like the hook.
Speaker 3: Why does it bring luck to the hole?
Speaker 1: We're going to find out in a second. But see,
Speaker 1: here's like that.
Speaker 5: To scale, I think she's like the size of a
Speaker 5: three feet tall ish.
Speaker 2: I'm really trying to get the scale. Does it say?
Speaker 3: I mean that's is that a sledgehammer? Next?
Speaker 2: Is this a sex doll?
Speaker 1: Okay? Here we go, Bonnie meat Bonnie.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: She has a helpful handyman and who loves to oversee
Speaker 1: home repairs and renovations and put her expertise to good use.
Speaker 1: Bonnie loves architecture, woodworking, and weldness, as well as home brewing,
Speaker 1: hard cider and beer.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is homophobic.
Speaker 1: This charming porcelain and cloth doll can help you out
Speaker 1: of any home improvement jam and still make it on
Speaker 1: time to her date at the lesbian dive bar. Oh Man,
Speaker 1: any this offensive?
Speaker 2: This is amazing.
Speaker 3: It's pretty cliche.
Speaker 1: Any gracious host or hostess will be sure to leave
Speaker 1: her peanuts and beer hysterical as tokens of appreciation for
Speaker 1: her hard work. If you're in over your hat with
Speaker 1: a home project, anit a woman who knows her way
Speaker 1: around a toolbox, invite Bonnie to get the job done today.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: Note this listing includes eighteen inch doll with an adjustable stand.
Speaker 1: Tools and accessories not included. All information on this page
Speaker 1: is provided courtesy of my partner, a self proclaimed medium,
Speaker 1: and is meant for entertainment purposes only. No paranormal activity
Speaker 1: is guaranteed, and we only hope any future buyer is
Speaker 1: satisfied with their experience. Purchased at your own discretion.
Speaker 2: Incredible, Incredible, Okay, so this was made by a lesbian couple.
Speaker 3: I was going to say it's two like it's either hateful, yes,
Speaker 3: or an inside job.
Speaker 2: One is an inside job.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So these are like two lesbians wants a medium and
Speaker 2: they're like, let's sell this doll to like other like
Speaker 2: it's a desbian to like paranormal activity.
Speaker 3: But this doll's a little bit big, yeah, a little
Speaker 3: bit realistic, eighteen inches.
Speaker 2: And I'm starting to worry that people are going to
Speaker 2: fuck with this doll.
Speaker 3: I hope not.
Speaker 1: Well, I have another one for you, this one right here.
Speaker 1: She is a little bit more pricey. How much much?
Speaker 1: Sixty five dollars?
Speaker 2: I got it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's nothing done.
Speaker 1: This is Lisa.
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's me.
Speaker 2: Okay, see this is what I was expecting. Blue eyes,
Speaker 2: blonde hair, the same frills. Yeah, that is.
Speaker 3: A gown I actually own.
Speaker 2: I want you both to this is what you're gonna
Speaker 2: get married in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, percent frills.
Speaker 1: Hi, haunted doll needs frill.
Speaker 2: This doll is a lot less scary than Bonnie.
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 2: Bonnie frightened me.
Speaker 3: But Bonnie looked like a masker.
Speaker 2: Do you know what, skert Bonnie? These are people who
Speaker 2: wear like full body suits with faces on them.
Speaker 1: Oh I saw a documentary.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, that's Bonnie looked like oh interesting.
Speaker 3: Finished each other's sandwiches.
Speaker 1: This is perfect, Okay, here we go. This is Lisa
Speaker 1: sixty five dollars. Lisa was a late blooming lesbian who
Speaker 1: had been married for twenty two years. She had dearly
Speaker 1: loved children before falling in love for the first time
Speaker 1: at forty with a woman. She met the love of
Speaker 1: her life while visiting a spiritual retreat in Costa Rica.
Speaker 1: While there, Lisa met Joanne and the two instantly fell
Speaker 1: in love. They had exhilarating, intoxicating, intense stuff, sexual chemistry.
Speaker 2: Ros don't look can me when you say sexual? I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Within a year, Lisa had packed her bags and moved
Speaker 1: in with joe Anne, and the ten years between meeting
Speaker 1: and Lisa's passing from sad news breast cancer, the two
Speaker 1: were inseparable. Lisa is looking for a female keeper who
Speaker 1: is ready for more love and intimacy. Lisa communicates well
Speaker 1: with the pendulum, the WIJA, and EVP slash EMF devices.
Speaker 1: She has sixteen inches tall, a little bit more petite,
Speaker 1: smoke free. I am required as per eBay's policy and
Speaker 1: on the paranormal to indicate that eBay forbids the sale
Speaker 1: of intangible objects, and this listening is for only the
Speaker 1: tangible doll and no promise of the spirit attached.
Speaker 2: So because I'm just like listening to the description here,
Speaker 2: the person who has this doll is like, this is
Speaker 2: interesting in adamant object spirit in here, So I want
Speaker 2: it's right, of course, of course. And so she's like
Speaker 2: trying to it feels like she feels guilty, like trying
Speaker 2: to be like I would need a good home, smoke free,
Speaker 2: you know, take care of her for a keeper. She's
Speaker 2: not just like because now I'm like, if it was
Speaker 2: a scam, you'd spend you would charge more than sixty dollars.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you would, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: really think that the three of us right now could
Speaker 1: go on down to Goodwill get a couple of these dollars,
Speaker 1: right we have really fun fun and we could say
Speaker 1: seventy five dollars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think the karma bs because tell me, Lisa
Speaker 4: met Joanna and it took over a year to move
Speaker 4: in with her, and that's how I'm like, that's bullshit.
Speaker 1: It would be sooner her whole life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but once you know that first one think oh yeah,
Speaker 2: so we so that's why this is worth Yes, were
Speaker 2: these people real? And now the spirit of that person
Speaker 2: is in the doll?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: God, do they know Lisa's last name? Like I would
Speaker 3: if I were these people, I would track down the
Speaker 3: actual family and give them the doll.
Speaker 1: Seriously, Lisa is way better. They talked to her through
Speaker 1: the Ouiji board and stuff. Say Lisa, what is your
Speaker 1: family's name?
Speaker 3: Don't sell her on eBay.
Speaker 1: Maybe she doesn't want to be with her family, but
Speaker 1: she's looking for a female.
Speaker 3: Keeper, which is funny because that was how I got
Speaker 3: my girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Kenzie's looking tender for a female keeper. So who doesn't smoke?
Speaker 2: Who can handle about sixteen inches? I shouldn't be on
Speaker 2: this podcast. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry you have
Speaker 2: to deal with this.
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 2: It's almost so early in the day as well.
Speaker 1: Let me do another thing with you guys. Do you
Speaker 1: want to hear some ghost voices?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Okay, it's kind.
Speaker 3: For ev.
Speaker 1: Or ev plice. Do you know what EVP is? No,
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: It's when they record a ghost sound like actual sounds
Speaker 2: of a ghost really?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, I want to hear this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's basically an audio recording of a ghost.
Speaker 3: And what was the ev please?
Speaker 2: That's the pun.
Speaker 1: It's just sort of like a fun thing because it
Speaker 1: kind of sounds.
Speaker 2: I like you, I like you.
Speaker 1: So it sends for electronic voice phenomena or electronic voice
Speaker 1: holy please. So I go to YouTube where there's thousands
Speaker 1: of EVPs incredible, and I have two of them for you.
Speaker 1: I want you to listen. I want you to tell
Speaker 1: me what you hear. Then I'm going to give you
Speaker 1: some options, the correct answer being what these ghost hunters
Speaker 1: believe that it's saying. This first one is from Delaware
Speaker 1: Paranormal Research Group and it is in Long Neck, Delaware.
Speaker 1: I don't know where in Long Neck, but it's somewhere
Speaker 1: along the Long Neck of Delaware. Okay, what is it said?
Speaker 1: It's so hard to hear without headphones.
Speaker 2: I got it, I got it, got it. I heard it.
Speaker 2: It scared me because I feel like it was talking
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 1: What did you hear it say?
Speaker 2: You can leave? Now?
Speaker 3: I heard something totally. I heard leave, but I thought
Speaker 3: she at first said I think you know who I am.
Speaker 1: I think you know who I am.
Speaker 2: That is what I heard you.
Speaker 3: That's scary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's scary. Okay, well here's some options. Is it
Speaker 1: A look, I don't want to do this either. Is
Speaker 1: it B? You can leave now?
Speaker 3: Is it C?
Speaker 1: Who believes I'm real? Or D? I don't know, just nothing?
Speaker 3: Well I think we have to go with I mean.
Speaker 1: That's me when I forgot to write a d H.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: It scares me because the whisper but I mean I think, yeah,
Speaker 2: I crushed it.
Speaker 1: It is you can leave now, dude, good job, right,
Speaker 1: you can leave now?
Speaker 2: Like very sexy.
Speaker 1: Okay, well this next one is creepy before really here
Speaker 1: So this one is in Arkansas. I don't know where. Also,
Speaker 1: sorry but it's Arkansas ghost Hunters. They're the ones that
Speaker 1: posted this on YouTube. Get ready? What is it saying? Oh?
Speaker 2: I got it right away and because I'm whispery.
Speaker 3: Because I'm gay? Gay's way?
Speaker 1: So what do you think that the person said because
Speaker 1: I'm gay? But they were probably like the ghost hunter
Speaker 1: was like.
Speaker 2: Why are you so mad because I'm gay?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What are some other things I could
Speaker 1: have said? Why? Why are you busy all June, leave
Speaker 1: me alone?
Speaker 2: Are there nail clippers all over this place?
Speaker 1: Is that a gay thing? I don't know. I'm learning
Speaker 1: so much about your community. Okay, is it?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: Does that what you think? Rachel McKenzie said, because I'm gay?
Speaker 2: I heard because I can, But now I do believe
Speaker 2: it's because Okay, there's nothing worse than a gay go's
Speaker 2: just running around me in a bitch?
Speaker 1: Okay? Is it a pick up my maid? Which I
Speaker 1: don't know what that scenario would be, my man? When
Speaker 1: you can't you don't have a car, but you're really
Speaker 1: bossy and you want your mad over now pick up?
Speaker 3: Listen, Okay, it's possible.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is it b a big ghost?
Speaker 3: I A?
Speaker 2: So she speaks like Yoda?
Speaker 1: Is it C because I can? Which was your until
Speaker 1: you got influenced? Or is it d become us staying.
Speaker 3: It's a good one too.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3: It's because I can, but it should be because it's.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's really impressive, Rachel.
Speaker 2: I think I'm like tuned in.
Speaker 1: You have looked over at my computer a couple of times.
Speaker 2: I would never come up on here in disrespect? Do
Speaker 2: you like that?
Speaker 1: But that was good. You pretty much got two for
Speaker 1: two and.
Speaker 2: Like on the first feel two for two. Yea, over here,
Speaker 2: two Dikes know what they're doing with ghosts. We're changing,
Speaker 2: we're rebranding. We're going full ghosts.
Speaker 3: Podcast my career.
Speaker 1: You guys, that's about it.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm really good at listening to ghosts.
Speaker 1: Well, that's great.
Speaker 3: We should do this again.
Speaker 2: This is awesome.
Speaker 1: I would love to have you guys back. Please do
Speaker 1: tell everyone where they can find you and listen to
Speaker 1: you and all of that.
Speaker 2: Oh you ra oh, We're at two Dikes and a
Speaker 2: mic everywhere all over social media. I'm Rachel Safety and
Speaker 2: you can find my Instagram and TikTok and everything across
Speaker 2: the board. See me, do stand up, listen to our show,
Speaker 2: come see us live.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're so much fun and I'm a mick. It's
Speaker 3: really easy. It's mc k goodwin. Yeah, yeah, it really
Speaker 3: flows easy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And you can also buy a version of us in
Speaker 2: a lesbian doll on eBay as well. It seems like
Speaker 2: you want to check that out, just like forty or
Speaker 2: sixty bucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah for the ball.
Speaker 1: That bad.
Speaker 2: That's a deal.
Speaker 1: That's not bad, not bad at all. I know a
Speaker 1: lot about what the going raids around there, and that's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, two sixteen inches.
Speaker 1: Well, I just have one last thing to say. You
Speaker 1: can leave now.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you so much, so much for having us.
Speaker 2: This is the best. I love you.
Speaker 1: Then, thank you. Rachel and Mackenzie, Oh my god, they're
Speaker 1: so funny. Listen to their podcasts, see their live shows.
Speaker 1: I highly recommend also go to patreon dot com slash
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Speaker 1: but living in dead. But if I didn't ask you
Speaker 1: to haunt me, don't haunt me. Hey bye.
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