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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: Jews show the government had to reclaim six percent of

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Speaker 1: the Internet. What it's a jewel show. That's a weird

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Speaker 1: state to reclaim it? Reclaim six percent of the Internet.

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Speaker 1: And like I said, I don't want to freak anybody out. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: every single time I say that, creepy music start. If

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Speaker 1: you're in a conspiracy theories or just if you think

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Speaker 1: that came out the Pentagon had to reclaim six percent

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Speaker 1: of the entire Internet. I didn't even know you could own. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's real estate parts of the Internet in the interwebs,

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Speaker 1: I guess. So what happened was the Pentagon had to

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Speaker 1: reclaim six percent of the Internet because it was mysteriously

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Speaker 1: handed over to a Florida company on the day that

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump left office. But of course mcades Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: the name of the company, Shade Mcshaderson. Yeah, some company

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Speaker 1: minutes before President Joe Biden was sworn into office, a

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Speaker 1: shadowy company residing at a shared workspace above a Florida bank. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: took control over a large chunk of the Internet space

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Speaker 1: owned by the Pentagon. So so the Pentagon owns Internet space.

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Speaker 1: I had no idea you could own in company. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what does that mean if you're trying to note be

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Speaker 1: suspicious as well? Why don't they do it on that day?

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Speaker 1: or something. So a transfer of idle Department of Defense

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Speaker 1: IP addresses, so I guess they owned the IP addresses

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Speaker 1: took place just minutes before Trump left office, so they

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Speaker 1: weren't using these IP addresses. And then this company above

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Speaker 1: Defense had to reclaim the large portion of the Internet

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Speaker 1: from Global Resources Systems LLC, which is headquartered in Plantation, Florida.

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Speaker 1: So this and that's a very generic trum of a

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Speaker 1: On the day that Donald Trump left office, a company

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Speaker 1: mysteriously took ownership of six percent of the Internet, and

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Speaker 1: these IP addresses at the Pentagon just had to take

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Speaker 1: them back from this company. If anybody understands what that

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Speaker 1: and the government's going to be angry with us. Sorry

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Speaker 1: about the app. Might I'll be a show tomorrow, hit us,

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Speaker 1: Hit us with the text and let us know, what

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Speaker 1: would you put in your corner of the internet, If

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Speaker 1: you put there? I don't even know what that means. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my head can't wrap around what you're asking online shopping? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Without it? It's it a weird life, so weird. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad technology has moved forward since the Pature same.

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Speaker 1: I miss it. You live back in the seventies, the

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Speaker 1: Patres on the seventies nineties. You're only been a good um. Remember.

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Speaker 1: You can follow the show on social media. You know

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Speaker 1: on the ticker talk Are the Instagram. He's at the

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Speaker 1: Jubil Show. You can follow all of us individually. I'm

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Speaker 1: phone Frame mornings. Hello, um, yeah, this is Dog Please.

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Speaker 1: This is hey Schandra. How are you. My name is Dog.

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Speaker 1: I'm a friend of Treys. Hello. So yeah Trey, Um

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Speaker 1: you're out of town and Treys watching your dogs. Yeah yeah. So,

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Speaker 1: um I'm calling you because Tray gave me your number

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Speaker 1: because um, like he had to go decent stuff. So

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Speaker 1: I'm over here. So wait, where's Tray? Um? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: He just was like, hey, I gotta go decent stuff.

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Speaker 1: And so he was like, I'm watching these dogs while

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Speaker 1: was like can you just watch them for like a

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Speaker 1: I'm watching him now. Well that's really weird. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who you are. You're at my house. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: we've never met before. My name is Doug. Needs to

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Speaker 1: meet you, Like it's a pleasure. Hey, Hi, Doug. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be having a conversation with Trey about this, ah,

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Speaker 1: about like what we're gonna talk about right now, because

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Speaker 1: like I don't even think you know, No, we're not

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Speaker 1: talking about that right now. We're talking about how Trey

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Speaker 1: What do you call you for? Oh? Um, okay, I

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Speaker 1: think now we're clear on that. Um. Well, I was

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Speaker 1: just calling to see if they had any Diet Harry restrictions.

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Speaker 1: Diet Harry restrictions, no foods out. Tray knew what to do,

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Speaker 1: and he didn't explain to you what you should do.

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Speaker 1: He said, like feed them, and then he told me

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Speaker 1: the times and then That's pretty much all he said.

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Speaker 1: He said, feed them, pick up the um, like after

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Speaker 1: diet Harry restrictions? What do you mean weird? Like how weird? Well,

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Speaker 1: like are they lactose intolerant? I thought maybe might beabe

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Speaker 1: the cheese or cheese? You gave them cheese? Um no, no,

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Speaker 1: not technically, like it was like a meat lover like

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Speaker 1: dogs before you? Have you ever owned a dog? No,

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Speaker 1: I've never been around dogs before. Like I grew up

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Speaker 1: And like, why are you watching a dog? Because Trey

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Speaker 1: I fed them a meat lover's pizza. Um, they drank

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Hold on, I'll check on them right now. UM,

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Speaker 1: I'm really sorry about like the serring you on your vacation,

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Speaker 1: go out and look for them. You lost my dogs trail? Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry what are you saying? I can't understand your

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Speaker 1: phone is breaking up? Let the dog? I'm um like, hello, hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to my husband,

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Speaker 1: who's idiot friend lost our dog? What are you laughing? Funny? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm not laughing at anything, Like I think it's very serious,

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Speaker 1: Like I can tell you the truth. You, Brian, what

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Speaker 1: laughing because this is actually a prank phone call. This

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Speaker 1: is Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 1: on you and your husband and his friend Trey, say,

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Speaker 1: you up what it's a joke. It's this is a joke. Yes,

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Speaker 1: your husband, Brian and his friend Trey emailed me to

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Speaker 1: do a phone prank on you because they said you

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Speaker 1: were nervous about him watching your dogs while you guys

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Speaker 1: the dogs. Aren't missing? No, they're not. Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: You guys wake up every morning with Jebil Phone Franks

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Speaker 1: the Jewil Show on demand. It's time Floor of the

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Speaker 1: Roses only on this show. There have been a lot

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Speaker 1: of people who have emailed us to catch their significant

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Speaker 1: other cheating because of technology. Yeah. Technology is like the

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Speaker 1: worst thing for cheaters there right now makes it easy

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Speaker 1: Amazon though? What Amazon? Yeah, Sidney, who's on the phone

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Speaker 1: right now for a War of the Roses to catch cheater,

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Speaker 1: Yeah this, Hey Jordan. I don't think we've met before.

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Speaker 1: Listen them to? Kelly was k e il il? Okay,

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Speaker 1: there we go, There we go. Hello Jordan, Hello Sudan.

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Speaker 1: an extend? Wait? What is going on? What is what

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Speaker 1: is it? Jordan? This is the Jewel Show? Oh? I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I think you're being painted with some extent literally exten.

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Speaker 1: There was nothing to talk about. I hope that Kelly

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Speaker 1: I wonder if Kelly knows at Leasten's work. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: would love to call Kelly. Yeah, we have key Kelly. No,

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Speaker 1: we don't know what. No, why, Kelly's a good guy friend, right, Jordan. Hey, look, Sydney,

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Speaker 1: least you know now. Yeah, don't stop until you find

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Speaker 1: someone who will be faithful to you and someone who

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Speaker 1: doesn't need extends exactly. Yeah, you ain't kidding. The Jewels

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Speaker 1: shows were of the roses. The Jewels Show on demand,

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Speaker 1: Jebils Dirty little Secret. It's time for your dirty little secret.

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00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,960
Speaker 1: Remember texting four one o six one. You can tell

424
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Speaker 1: us anything, Just tell us you have a dirty little secret.

425
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,880
Speaker 1: And we always keep you anonymous. That's why I feel

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Speaker 1: free to say whatever you want. We don't even ask

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Speaker 1: what your name is, so nobody will know who you are.

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Speaker 1: We give everybody a fake anonymous nickname. And on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now, Vlastic Pickles is on phone. Yeah, Dill

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Speaker 1: or sweet Dillashaw. You're a big Dill vlassic. It's a

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Speaker 1: it's a brand. Well let's go with flaccid flaccid pickle.

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Speaker 1: How's it going, spears, It's it's going good. It's going

433
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Speaker 1: crunch set all right, crunchy pickle? Yeah, what's up? Man?

434
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Speaker 1: You got dirty little secret? Yeah? I do. Um. You know,

435
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Speaker 1: back in high school, I was I was a horny

436
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Speaker 1: little Fellah. So you're a typical boy. You were a

437
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Speaker 1: male in high school and that was such an awkward time.

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Speaker 1: There's a good times. Well, yes they were good times,

439
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,520
Speaker 1: but also a lot of awkward times, just the things

440
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,840
Speaker 1: that happened to you when you're that age female male

441
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:16,840
Speaker 1: same you know, like we're all going through stuff. Puberty

442
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 1: is a weird time for dudes though. It is very

443
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:23,200
Speaker 1: uncomfortable though, Like sit in your class and go it's

444
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,200
Speaker 1: almost had for the bell ring? How can I stand

445
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 1: up right now? How can I stand up right now?

446
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:31,639
Speaker 1: So embarrassing? Was that something you dealt with? Yes, it was, Alex,

447
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:34,159
Speaker 1: but particularly it would happen on the ride home on

448
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Speaker 1: the bus, when you know we'd go over the speed bumps,

449
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 1: get a little bit excited. It's always when you never

450
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,679
Speaker 1: wanted it to happen. You're like all right, this is

451
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Speaker 1: happening and I don't know what to do right, and

452
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Speaker 1: then my stuff would be coming up soon. But I

453
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Speaker 1: didn't get off exactly until the next one. Oh, I

454
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Speaker 1: get it all right, So sorry about that. You were

455
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Speaker 1: a typical male in high school. Yeah, this is actually

456
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 1: about a time when I got a little too excited too,

457
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 1: except not at school. It was at my house during Thanksgiving.

458
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 1: Oh great, then, Oh, I know I had to do it,

459
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:21,959
Speaker 1: like I couldn't control what was about to happen. So

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00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 1: I excuse myself. I go up into the shower to

461
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Speaker 1: take care of business, and I take my phone with

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Speaker 1: me for a little inspiration, and you know, it's it's

463
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Speaker 1: flippery in there, so I drop and I cracked my phone.

464
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Speaker 1: And this is like this is expensive, Like I'm going

465
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Speaker 1: to get in deep that I broke it. So I

466
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Speaker 1: think to myself, how do I fix this? So I

467
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Speaker 1: decide I'll just go to the basement, throw myself down

468
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Speaker 1: the stairs and make it look like that's how I

469
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Speaker 1: dropped my phone. At that age, I would have done

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Speaker 1: the same thing now, being my age, and probably you

471
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Speaker 1: too being older. When you get older as a guy

472
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Speaker 1: and you realize that's just natural and normal, and that's

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Speaker 1: what we do. And if you're not being weird about it,

474
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 1: it's fine. Now you would admit it. You walk up

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Speaker 1: be like, hey, guys, check this out. I was just

476
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Speaker 1: doing this and I stidly broke my phone. That's hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Anybody else they just they're embarrassed by it. So I

478
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Speaker 1: would throw myself down the stairs and pretend that I

479
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Speaker 1: broke my phone that way too, You guys are, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why I did. I ended up breaking my leg too.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh no, wow, Okay. Kids sometimes are so stupid.

482
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Speaker 1: So literally, all you had to say was that you

483
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Speaker 1: dropped your phone dropped. I would break both of my

484
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Speaker 1: legs to avoid my mom looking me in the eyes.

485
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Speaker 1: You didn't have to tell her that part of it,

486
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Speaker 1: though you could. You couldn't even help it though he can't.

487
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Speaker 1: He just has too much guilt, a guilty conscience for him.

488
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Speaker 1: Did it ever cross the mind to just tell your mom, hey,

489
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Speaker 1: I dropped my phone and not the whole story behind it,

490
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Speaker 1: and now not at the time. Yeah, yeah, at the

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Speaker 1: time as well, because when you were in that sight

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Speaker 1: of mine, right, you're not thinking straight. Yeah, especially when

493
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 1: you're doing something. Yeah, something that you probably shouldn't be

494
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Speaker 1: doing than dinner, right, Yeah, and your phone in the

495
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Speaker 1: shower and how old were you? I was fifteen. I

496
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Speaker 1: was gonna say you took you you were looking at

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Speaker 1: what for? That's the other thing too. If you broke

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Speaker 1: it and they could still see what you're like, Oh,

499
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Speaker 1: I would have just demolished that thing. Yeah, because you

500
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Speaker 1: couldn't you have a chance to like erase the thing

501
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 1: or maybe the video is still up there and you can't. Yeah.

502
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Speaker 1: I had to break it, but I ended up breaking

503
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Speaker 1: my leg and I haven't told anybody. Your secrets sort

504
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Speaker 1: of safe with us. Thanks for telling us, man, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I feel weight. Let's do what's your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

508
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Speaker 1: For Wednesday, September fifteenth, twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh

509
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Speaker 1: and just so you know, people are real, real dumb

510
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Speaker 1: sometimes for meeting tide pods to cracking their dummy dumb

511
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 1: dumb heads by walking on milk crates. Well, I'll tell

512
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 1: you what dummy head thing the Internet is making dumb

513
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 1: people do to themselves now and you guessed it. It's dumb.

514
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that in just a second. But first

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Speaker 1: let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Frojan. I don't know

516
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Speaker 1: who needs to hear this, but the law will require

517
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Speaker 1: that bouncer to ask for your ID until he is

518
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 1: blue in the face. I mean the Chevin and celebrities.

519
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 1: I'll back at it again with dumb outfits. All right,

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00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,880
Speaker 1: we'll get to those stories in just a second. Before

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Speaker 1: you first started the day in the I n the

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Speaker 1: Adian news network, right star, just the news. They report

523
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Speaker 1: the news. The new dumb thing that people are doing

524
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:39,719
Speaker 1: because of the Internet. They're huffing onions, huffing because they

525
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:43,160
Speaker 1: think it kills the coronavirus, like it gets the way

526
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 1: I don't know, vampires or something like. Yeah. No. Apparently

527
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 1: there's a meme that's been circulating on Facebook that says

528
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Speaker 1: if you cut an onion in half and then you

529
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Speaker 1: cover it against your nose and you take a series

530
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 1: of deep breaths and that should kill COVID. It probably don't. Actually,

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Speaker 1: maybe it does. I wouldn't doubt it. What if it

532
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Speaker 1: was true cutting an onion, hope and like that and

533
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 1: sniffing at kills COVID and we could have been done

534
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,719
Speaker 1: a long time ago, like we have quarantine for seventeen

535
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,639
Speaker 1: years of your life. Yeah, but apparently it's burning people's

536
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Speaker 1: noses with the smell and I was watering and it's

537
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 1: not very good for you to just tough onions all day. Yeah,

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00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,320
Speaker 1: I would guess that. There you go. That's the current

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00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 1: dumb thing that the Internet is having people do. I'm

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Speaker 1: Jewel Freshmen, this is the i n N the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network. Radios aren't just in the news. For our

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Speaker 1: next three of the day listening ardy Alex Free, who's

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Speaker 1: on location outside of a bar I think nightclub, nightclig. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're blue Face, the rapper beat up a bouncer who

545
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 1: wouldn't let him inside because he didn't have his ID. Really,

546
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 1: so blue Face and his crew took it upon themselves

547
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 1: to jump this nightclub bouncer that literally left him hospitalized

548
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 1: and black and blue in the face. Damn black and blue.

549
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 1: I like it black and blue, but no, I mean,

550
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 1: what is wrong with people like it's the law. I

551
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 1: saw a video of it and it was really sad.

552
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: It was like him and three other dudes and they

553
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 1: were going him on this one dude, and he wasn't

554
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Speaker 1: like a big dude. The bouncer wasn't. No, not really

555
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: and then no, he he was in the hospital like

556
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Speaker 1: he looked wow, mangled. So they jumped the bouncer because

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00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: he wouldn't let blue Face, not because he was just

558
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: being a jerk, but because blue Face didn't have his ID. Yeah, sorry,

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00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 1: it is the law. He's like, do you know who

560
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Speaker 1: I am? Yeah, I'm blue Highest. Yeah if you are,

561
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 1: but you still forgot your ID. Yeah, and I asked

562
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Speaker 1: for it. Now I have to check it, you know, right.

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Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. Some people who like a list, celebrities and

564
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 1: rappers they like, they just think that they can go

565
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 1: when you weren't do anything and they can just have

566
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Speaker 1: that right right, because of who they are. It is true.

567
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 1: Anytime a celebrity goes into a restaurant or whatever they

568
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 1: always they do, they feel so like you should just

569
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 1: automatically know, right, right right, they get special treatment. Right.

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Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. I can't tell you how man times if

571
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: I yell a someone because they put my nay on

572
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Speaker 1: a wait list. That's why. That's why it'll be good.

573
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 1: Once we have everything like on a barncode on our army.

574
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 1: Just scan it right, there's a go. That's all I has,

575
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 1: spending it back to you. All right, thank you very much. Ox.

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Speaker 1: This is the I n N, the Idiot News Network

577
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,239
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. For our next

578
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Speaker 1: story of the day, let's send it on over to English. Evan,

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Speaker 1: who's at the met Gala? I am at me. I

580
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 1: thought it was gala. Is it not gala or gala?

581
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 1: I've heard people say gala, meala, okay, gala. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: I am there and it happened recently. And to be

583
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Speaker 1: quite honest with you, I have like no idea what

584
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Speaker 1: it is. I just know why are you still there? Well,

585
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 1: because you know, I was just dumbfounded by the fact

586
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Speaker 1: that celebrities addressed in such ridiculous outfits, and I thought

587
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Speaker 1: I just lift list off some names and say what

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00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: they look like to me? Amazing? Please wait, duble have

589
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,480
Speaker 1: you seen any of these outfits. I've only seen the

590
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 1: totally black thing. Okay, it was Kanye and Kim. Yeah,

591
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 1: they were addressed. You can even see their face. Okay,

592
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 1: so Lil nas X. He looked like Golda from the

593
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 1: Power Rangers. Kim Kardashian looked like she was stuck in

594
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 1: a black garbage bag. Alexandria A Cassio Cortes looked like

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00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 1: she was a representative for Chick fil A, and Pete

596
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 1: Davidson looked like my grandma Betty. I agree with the

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Speaker 1: one all of the above. I haven't seen the pictures,

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00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 1: but I gotta go check them out. It would be

599
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: a fun thing to do. Like, it's just like a

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00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 1: costume party. Basic it really is. Yeah, it's just rich

601
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 1: people getting together being rich, being like, look how rich

602
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: we are. We can wear whatever we want though for what. Oh,

603
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 1: it's like the MET is a thing. It's a fundraiser

604
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 1: for a museum. I think that is bougie. So it's

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00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 1: it's cool though, Like I like the costumes. I want

606
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,479
Speaker 1: to go to the MET gala gala. What would you wear?

607
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: Do you think? I think I would wear justin Bieber

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00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: as a hat. That's all I would wear. And they're like,

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Speaker 1: that's amazing. Yeah, where'd you get that outfit? It's by devil.

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Speaker 1: You're about to lose a job, lady, and that means

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Speaker 1: the I N N is done for the day. But

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Speaker 1: don't worry, we'll do it again the same time tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: I'm not lose yo job. You're about to lose yo job.

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00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: You're about to lose yo job. Remember, you can follow

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Speaker 1: the show on social media to do We'll show you

616
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 1: can call all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,

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Speaker 1: I'm at that dress, and I'm at Evan on the radio,

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show on demand. It's another jubile phone Pray Mornings. Hello. Alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: alright this Lucy. Yeah, who Lucy, This is Smitty. You

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Speaker 1: don't know me. I work up in the I T department.

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Speaker 1: Uh oh, but I just wanted to say one thing

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Speaker 1: real quick. All right, all right, all right, Matthew McConaughey,

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Speaker 1: oh okay, I'm sorry. I didn't quite touch that. Um,

624
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Speaker 1: what are you calling about? I'm sorry. Yeah, we've ever,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry together before. I know Brent, Brent and I

626
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 1: we go get coffee sometimes on our break So Brent

627
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 1: and I were talking and he suggested I give you

628
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 1: a call because he said, you guys work together, and

629
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: you have been trying to get a cameo set up

630
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 1: for your husband's birthday, but you don't want to pay

631
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 1: money for a bunch of celebrities. To like say happy

632
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: birthday to your hubby. So, uh, Rent knows me pretty

633
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 1: well and he knows that I do quite a few

634
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: celeb impressions, and so, um, I thought i'd call you

635
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 1: and just say, hey, if you if you want to

636
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 1: save some money, I'll do it for cheap. I mean

637
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 1: that one right there, that there was just an example

638
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:17,479
Speaker 1: of my Matthew McConaughey, Okay, that was really nice, super NT.

639
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 1: That was very thoughtful. Um, I don't know, it was

640
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 1: just sort of an idea I would. Yeah, well then expensive,

641
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 1: you know, on cameo, all these celebrities are charging people

642
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 1: to send messages and they're expensive. So, by the way,

643
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 1: what's it your husband's name? His name is Dylan. Hey, Dylan,

644
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 1: this is the rock wearing the Rock Johnson from the

645
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 1: movies where I do action things and also from wrestling

646
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: Ryan the Rock Johnson spot on. Huh. You know, I'm

647
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 1: just not sold on the idea. UM. I really appreciate

648
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: you reaching out, and what, um, what are you talking about?

649
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? You want to get things

650
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 1: for doing that? What are you talking about? That's Kevin

651
00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 1: Hart sounds exactly like him everyday? Are you Dylan? What

652
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 1: are you talking about. I don't know if that's a

653
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 1: tagline of Kevin Harts or not, but it should be.

654
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:09,239
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I don't know. Um, I

655
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: just I think that you shouldn't have to necessarily say

656
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: who it is for me to know. Maybe that's what

657
00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 1: I'm struggling was here, Oh, I was just clarifying. I mean,

658
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: it's pretty obvious who they are, right, Um No, not really,

659
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,840
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just I'm not this is exactly

660
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 1: what I want to do for until at this chant.

661
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: Jack is a cold in here and the water Jack,

662
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 1: that's Kate Winslet from the movie Titanic. It's a cold

663
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 1: in here Jack, Please let go, Jackie yes in the water.

664
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:46,400
Speaker 1: I need you, I need you to stop. I just

665
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 1: there's no way that anyone would ever believe that that

666
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 1: was Kate Winslet, And I just feel like this is

667
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 1: a waste of time. I'm I don't like hanging up

668
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 1: on people, but this really is not this is not working.

669
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:02,479
Speaker 1: I was trying to do a nice thing. You offer

670
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: up some of my celebian brushions so you can get

671
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 1: your husband's birthday message, and so there's just good smoked

672
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,520
Speaker 1: in the face there punched in the gut. I don't

673
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 1: expect that. Just you just need to stop. You are

674
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 1: terrible at this. I don't know what you think you're doing.

675
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 1: I don't know why you're even trying to do this.

676
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:25,879
Speaker 1: Are you talking to me? Hey? Yeah, I am bad.

677
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep your car? What? Yeah, I know where

678
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: you park. You're at work, and I'm just gonna go

679
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 1: down and keep your car real quick. So just so

680
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 1: you know it was me, or maybe it was Kevin Hard.

681
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I don't know, but I'm

682
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: gonna get your car if you keep what? Are you

683
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 1: a lie? No? I don't know what's wrong with you?

684
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 1: What are you going? I'm I'm bad. What are you

685
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: talking about? My Kevin Hard impersonation sucks? You are terrible? Okay,

686
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: well that's a good point. Then I guess I should

687
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: just tell you that this is actually Jewel from the

688
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,359
Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you. What are

689
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 1: you dying a mat? Yeah, this is actually Jewel from

690
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you. And

691
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 1: your buddy Brent set you up. What he said that

692
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 1: you were trying to get a cameo message for your

693
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,800
Speaker 1: husband's birthday where you were complaining about the prices. So

694
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,759
Speaker 1: I figured out would I would call, I'd call and

695
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 1: help you out with some of my best impressions. I

696
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:21,840
Speaker 1: can't believe. All right, all right, all right, Oh this

697
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:29,320
Speaker 1: is Matt mcconne hey saying thanks for Latin the prank cap. Well,

698
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: that is terrible. What are you not gonna wake up

699
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: every morning with jebil phone pranks? The Jewel Show on demand?

700
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:41,839
Speaker 1: First Date follow Up. Dustin is on the phone today

701
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 1: for a first date follow up and he's not getting

702
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,320
Speaker 1: a call back from a woman named Molly. Molly, and

703
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: he had one of those experiences that are always terrible

704
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 1: on a date, on a first spasition, on a first date.

705
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 1: What he went somewhere and the music was really loud,

706
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,759
Speaker 1: so it's hard to talk, you know, and the music

707
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: always goes down right when your middle of saying something awkward,

708
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 1: and then everybody hears that. You're like, so anyway, the

709
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 1: doctor said, put annoyment on it right when it gets quiet.

710
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 1: But I guess he thinks that the loud music might

711
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: have ruined his date. I don't know how, but we'll

712
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: ask him. First of all, Dustin, thank you for emailing

713
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: and before we get into your date and stuff, how

714
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 1: long has it been since you talked to Molly a

715
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 1: little over a week? Okay, over a week. And how

716
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,239
Speaker 1: many times have you reached out to her? Sins? I

717
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 1: tried three times. I tried reaching out three times over text,

718
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 1: and I was too nervous to do anymore. They don't

719
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 1: want to creeper out officially ghosted. I mean, if you

720
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 1: go over three times, that's risky territory clearsting. Yeah, but

721
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 1: why do you think she's not called? Well? First of all,

722
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:44,399
Speaker 1: tell us about your date. I mean it was great.

723
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 1: We went to went to a restaurant. Um. I mean

724
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 1: I should say, like, she is beautiful, So he's part

725
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 1: of me that thinks maybe she's just way out of

726
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,319
Speaker 1: my league. Like she went out with you, and then

727
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: she she saw you in person. Where'd you guys meet?

728
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,879
Speaker 1: We met on hinge okay dating app? Yeah, so maybe

729
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 1: she saw you in person and she's like, oh my goodness,

730
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: I did not know it was going to be slumming

731
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 1: it today. Yeah. Maybe though, but the day was good,

732
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 1: I mean the day was really good. At you guys

733
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:15,760
Speaker 1: went to dinner, Yeah, went to dinner, good conversation. The restaurant.

734
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I've been going over this a

735
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: lot of my head. I mean, the music was loud

736
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: at the restauranto. Yeah, that's what your email said. Your

737
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 1: email said, the only thing you could think of was

738
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 1: that the music was loud. Why do you think that

739
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: would be a turn off. It's more just like I'm

740
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: looking for any clues because it seemed like other things

741
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 1: were good. It wasn't. It wasn't a super late night

742
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 1: or anything, because I had a very very early morning.

743
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 1: So there was a kiss. I don't know if I

744
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 1: said that in the email. There was. We did kiss, okay,

745
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:48,760
Speaker 1: like a pack or like a French kiss, no tongue,

746
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 1: open lips. Yeah, yeah, no, that's definitely why. That's definitely

747
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 1: why you're not getting a call back. Okay, So so

748
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: you had a medium kiss with no tongue yeah yeah,

749
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:05,960
Speaker 1: all right. And did she look like she was enjoying

750
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 1: the date? Yes, no, totally. I mean I was the

751
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 1: one who had to cut it short, like I think

752
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 1: she would have been totally down. But they have a

753
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 1: couple more drinks. Maybe that's why she's not calling you back.

754
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 1: Maybe you cut it short like a legit reason, but

755
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 1: she thinks you wanted to just get out of there.

756
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: She thinks girlfriend, Oh maybe that's it, curfew. Yeah, I

757
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 1: don't know. I guess I was just kind of bummed.

758
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,799
Speaker 1: I really liked her, and um, you know it's there's

759
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 1: no problem if she's not into me. But I was

760
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:37,439
Speaker 1: just I was just something feels off, something feels weird.

761
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 1: I don't get it. And when you guys separated at

762
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: the end of the date, did she say that she

763
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,880
Speaker 1: wanted to hang out with you again or anything like that,

764
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 1: like genuinely, Uh, yeah, I'm pretty sure. I don't know

765
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 1: if we said, like, let's do this again, she totally did.

766
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 1: She totally seemed into meate. That's why I'm so confused, Okay,

767
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 1: And and I'm super into her. I mean, I mean

768
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 1: she's beautiful. I said that. But it's not just that,

769
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 1: Like I just like we clicked. We just shared a

770
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:05,360
Speaker 1: lot of same opinion, similar kind of both have divorced parents.

771
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 1: Were just like that, something clicked. So you have that

772
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 1: in common, and you think you like what she had

773
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,719
Speaker 1: to say. You thought she was beautiful. You also thought

774
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 1: her brain was beautiful, Oh for sure. And the only

775
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:17,839
Speaker 1: reason you can think of she's not calling you back

776
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 1: is the fact that the music was loud in the

777
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: restaurant and maybe because you called it a night early. Um, yeah, okay,

778
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 1: Well see if we can figure it out for you.

779
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:26,799
Speaker 1: See if we can get you another date, and then

780
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 1: you can get him another date. May beautiful woman. All right,

781
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 1: we'll play a song come back and then and then

782
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 1: call her and get your first date. Fallo up after this? Okay, thanks,

783
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:38,839
Speaker 1: all right, we'll do next. It's a jewel show, hey, Dustin. Yeah,

784
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: are you sure it wasn't more like he wouldn't forget that? No,

785
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 1: it was much short of Okay, right in the middle

786
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,880
Speaker 1: of your first date. Fall up? If you're just joining us,

787
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 1: that's Dustin and Dustin isn't getting a call back from

788
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,319
Speaker 1: a woman named Molly. They met on Hinge went out

789
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 1: to dinner. He said that she's beautiful. He also thinks

790
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 1: her insides her beautiful, her brain is beautiful. She thinks

791
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 1: that she's smart, funny. He liked everything they had to

792
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,319
Speaker 1: talk about, and he really was filling her. But now

793
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 1: she but it's been a week and a half and

794
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 1: she hasn't talked to him since the date, and he

795
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 1: has no idea why the thing that happened at the

796
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 1: beginning there. He said he got a kiss, and we

797
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 1: were asking him what kind of kiss it was. Was

798
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 1: it a or and he said it was kind of

799
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 1: like a halfway one. He got a kiss. She said,

800
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:24,720
Speaker 1: let's go out again. He said, let's go out again.

801
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,360
Speaker 1: She went home and that's the last he heard from her,

802
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 1: and we're about to call her and see if we

803
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:44,919
Speaker 1: can figure it out. Hello, all right, I'm looking for Molly.

804
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: Who is this? Thank you for asking Molly. This is

805
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. It's a radio show. My name is Jewel.

806
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 1: Mine's Alex Minds English Evan. Okay, can I help you?

807
00:41:57,719 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: We do a segment on our show called the First

808
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: Date follow Up. That's where if you go out with

809
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 1: someone on a date and end up ghosting them, they

810
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 1: can email us to get you on the phone. We

811
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 1: got an email about you from a dude named Dustin.

812
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,760
Speaker 1: You got an email about me from Dustin. Yeah, dusn't

813
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 1: emailed us because you guys went on a date. And

814
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 1: he said that he really liked you a lot. And

815
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 1: he said, at the end of the night, after you

816
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 1: guys went to dinner, it sounded like you wanted to

817
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,359
Speaker 1: go out again. But he's reached out to you three

818
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 1: times and you haven't said one word to him. That's

819
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: kind of weird because I haven't heard from him at all.

820
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:35,800
Speaker 1: You haven't heard from Dustin at all? You block him? Yeah, no,

821
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 1: I didn't even get a single tech. I didn't really

822
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: get an opportunity to block him. That's who said. He

823
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: said that he texts you three times. Nope. I gave

824
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: him my number at the end of our date and

825
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:53,399
Speaker 1: he gave me his. You have his number? Yeah, why

826
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: didn't you try texting him? Yeah, well I wasn't. I

827
00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: mean he told me he would text men it in,

828
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: so I can kind of adjusted assume that meant he

829
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 1: was an on infant day. Would you want to see

830
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 1: him again? I mean I would, but he obviously he

831
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 1: doesn't want to talk to me, so I don't want

832
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 1: to be desperate. Okay. That doesn't make sense to me, though,

833
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: because he told us, like he broke down your date,

834
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 1: said that he texted you three times, and you're saying

835
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 1: that you haven't gotten you haven't heard a thing from him.

836
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 1: I haven't heard a single thing from him. We kissed

837
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 1: at the end of the day. Nothing. That's weird though,

838
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,919
Speaker 1: because he Yeah, he said he texted you three times,

839
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,839
Speaker 1: and you swear you've not seen a text from him.

840
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 1: I swear, and I'm on my phone all the time.

841
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 1: I think Dustin might be a liar. Then should we

842
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:46,879
Speaker 1: ask him? Molly? Do you think we should ask Dustin? Yeah?

843
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 1: If you can. Are you curious? Yeah, ask him and

844
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 1: get back for me. Okay, well Dustin, Molly, Dustin's on

845
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 1: the phone listening and wants to talk to you. What

846
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:02,840
Speaker 1: And I'm not sure if Dustin's a liar or not,

847
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 1: but you can figure that out yourself, Molly, hid I'm sorry,

848
00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 1: this is weird. I wrote you and I just I

849
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: messaed you a few times. I wonder why you didn't

850
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:22,720
Speaker 1: get it, and I don't know you have my right number.

851
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 1: I gave it to you at the end of the day.

852
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: Are you sure you didn't get any of my texts?

853
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 1: I didn't get any of your text No. I thought

854
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,879
Speaker 1: you didn't want to talk to me. No, I did.

855
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: I did. I was trying to set up for a

856
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 1: second day. Yeah. Oh wait, what, Well, I don't know.

857
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 1: Like I gave you my number, did you take it down? Right? Okay?

858
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 1: The number I wrote down. I'm looking at it right now,

859
00:44:53,760 --> 00:45:02,359
Speaker 1: six nine nine. No, that's not my number? Oh my god, down,

860
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:07,240
Speaker 1: how wrong is the number? It's no, you just flipped

861
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 1: too for it's seven. Okay, easy, misteque. That explains that Dustin,

862
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:18,720
Speaker 1: you've been texting somebody else about your fabulous date. Well,

863
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:22,839
Speaker 1: now you have my right numbers, so bullet into those

864
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: three text messages and weekend and go from there. Yeah. Yeah,

865
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 1: I'll take a screenshot to you and I'm gonna write

866
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:35,879
Speaker 1: whoever I wrote before? Do you like that about that? Well,

867
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: don't get don't move too far ahead. I still have

868
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 1: to ask you guys. Um, hey, Molly, would you like

869
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 1: to go on another date with Dustin? Even though he

870
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 1: took down the wrong phone? Um? Her, We'll pay for

871
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 1: you guys to go out again. Um that with alright?

872
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: Congratulations Dustin, you got another date. Good job man, Thank you,

873
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 1: and maybe this one will end with you know, a

874
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 1: longer kiss. Yeah, congrats. Jubils First Day follow up The

875
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 1: Jebels Show on demand Jubils Dirty little Secret. I have

876
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: of your dirty little secret text in four one oh

877
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty little secret, you

878
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 1: can tell us anything, literally, whatever you want. Nobody will

879
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: know who you are. Everybody stays anonymous. We don't even

880
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 1: ask what your name is. That's why everybody calls in

881
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 1: gets a fake name, so we have no idea who

882
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: the actual person is on the phone to tell us

883
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. But I know that they're real

884
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 1: or fake. Name that I'm going to give them right

885
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: now is Britney Spears, new fiance is on the phone. Hi,

886
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 1: congrat Britney Spears, new fiance. I don't know if you

887
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,839
Speaker 1: have an actual name, but that sounds like I think

888
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:48,879
Speaker 1: that's what's called. Sounds great. She got engaged. That's weird,

889
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 1: so weird time to get engaged for her, right, I

890
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:52,919
Speaker 1: mean I would think so right after the Conservators ship

891
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 1: ends and everything else. Do you mean no, no, no,

892
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: she can get engaged whenever she pleases, I say, somebody

893
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 1: else her. Here's the thing, though, I think like maybe

894
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:03,240
Speaker 1: she was taking advantage of She's like, oh that's getting

895
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: Oh she loves him and she wants to get married.

896
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,319
Speaker 1: I'm not so sure. I think, oh, well, this isn't

897
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 1: this isn't the dirty little secret. Britney spar Do she

898
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 1: love you? No? Yeah? What I think she does? Okay?

899
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 1: And do you love her? Of course? Of course, all right, Yeah,

900
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 1: it's official. So you have a dirty little secrets dolls, right, Yes,

901
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 1: I do have a dirty little secret. What is it?

902
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:28,239
Speaker 1: So I'm I'm married and I have a daughter and

903
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 1: she has a doll you know that has been in

904
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,879
Speaker 1: my family and you know, it's been passed down from

905
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 1: generation to generation. It's like one of those like special

906
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:44,480
Speaker 1: family dolls. Family and yeah, kind of you know, I

907
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,759
Speaker 1: mean that's it's kind of true. I bet you it's

908
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 1: scary because all those dolls that are passed down from

909
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,480
Speaker 1: generation to generation, they're always scary because dolls back in

910
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 1: the day used to be horrifying. Yeah, are scary. And

911
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 1: if you see them like at night, they're very scary. Yeah.

912
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 1: And they get up and move you know that in

913
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: the middle, and they look at you, they follow you,

914
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 1: their eyes follow you around you do well, yeah, because

915
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: eyes are meant to do that. So you have a

916
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: possessed all on your house, goad, No, this what isn't

917
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 1: like that? My daughter loves this doll, and I'm really,

918
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: you know, just happy that she likes it so much

919
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:16,800
Speaker 1: because I really want to keep it in the family.

920
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: But it isn't actually a family heirloom. It was only

921
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 1: my doll, um, but it was given to me by

922
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 1: a childhood friend of mine, and my husband has a

923
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 1: real issue with it because he does think the doll

924
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 1: is creepy and just doesn't like the doll, so he

925
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 1: wants to get rid of it. Um. But so, my

926
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 1: dirty little secret is that, again, it wasn't a family heirloom.

927
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:43,719
Speaker 1: It was actually given to me by an ex. Oh

928
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 1: oh oh okay, And you want to keep it because

929
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 1: your ex gave it to you, Well, yeah, I mean

930
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 1: just the memories alone. He was my best friend at

931
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 1: the time, and it's always weird to me. So do

932
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 1: you think about him like every time you see it? Yeah,

933
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:02,800
Speaker 1: I mean I think of him, and I think of

934
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,879
Speaker 1: that time we were kids, you know, when he gave

935
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 1: it to me. And it's not even like it means

936
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 1: anything to me romantically now, it's just, you know, just

937
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 1: the memories of a happy time. Why didn't you, at first, though,

938
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 1: just tell your husband like the situation, just say hey,

939
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 1: I like this though, and my ex gave it to me.

940
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 1: Clearly what you just said, Well, but it's like a

941
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,799
Speaker 1: kid X. See that's when you said it was an

942
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 1: ex gave it to you. I thought, like you had

943
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 1: an adult relationship, like in your twenties, and the dude

944
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 1: gave you a doll. I was like, that'd be that's

945
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 1: just strange gifts. I think, Oh no, it's like, you know,

946
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 1: we grew up in the same neighborhood, so we were

947
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:36,760
Speaker 1: friends before, and then eventually when we got older we dated.

948
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 1: So that's kind of cute. It was weird, like it

949
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 1: might be uncomfortable for him. I think that was isn't

950
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:45,840
Speaker 1: it that they dated when they're older, So you did

951
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 1: dat him when you were older. He gave you the

952
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 1: doll when you guys were younger though, Yeah, okay, that's

953
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:52,120
Speaker 1: definitely was as a remind you of the kid times

954
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:54,240
Speaker 1: or the time when you guys were actually together dating.

955
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 1: I mean, well, yeah, when I think about him, I

956
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:59,799
Speaker 1: have to think about that time too. I guess what if, okay,

957
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:03,000
Speaker 1: what if your husband gave your daughter something that has

958
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 1: that you still had from like one of his exes

959
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 1: because he doesn't want to give it up because it's

960
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: for the memories, Like, would you be upset? Oh? Hell yeah,

961
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: I would be kids. I think that's what they call

962
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:18,280
Speaker 1: a double standard. Yes, that's exactly who would be upset

963
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 1: about it? I just can't get rid of it. And

964
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,399
Speaker 1: it's not like I can keep it in the house

965
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 1: without having to explain why I just have this doll

966
00:50:24,719 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 1: on the shelf. I don't know. I have a doll

967
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 1: in my house, and it's from when I was a kid? Right?

968
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 1: Did your ex give it to you? Though? Ye? When

969
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 1: I was a kid. What you could say, yeah, this

970
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 1: is my doll from a kid, from when you're a kid,

971
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: because it's yeah, you just leave out the ex part. Well,

972
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,799
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter now you've already lied about the doll.

973
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 1: So yeah, thank you for telling us. You're a little

974
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:49,360
Speaker 1: secret though, right, thanks? What's your dirty little secret? The

975
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:56,359
Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand new fake news? Fake news. It's

976
00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:00,040
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show that was the buzzword that happened. And

977
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what five years ago, whenever Donald Trump

978
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 1: was running for office the first time, when he's talking

979
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 1: about fake news, which does exist, there's a lot of

980
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 1: fake news out there. Well, there's a major news network

981
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: that might be getting sued probably for everything that they're

982
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:16,719
Speaker 1: worth because of fake news. And it all centers around

983
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:21,359
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan, podcaster, comedian, and man, I'm so jealous of him.

984
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:27,360
Speaker 1: Deal goodness, so Joe Rogan probably has more money than

985
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 1: CNN anyway, but he might be suing CNN because Joe

986
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 1: Rogan got COVID and CNN started reporting on Joe Rogan

987
00:51:35,120 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 1: getting COVID because that's what they do when a celebrity

988
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:39,839
Speaker 1: gets COVID, gets reported, right, And they said that Joe

989
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 1: Rogan started taking horse d wormer to cure COVID, but

990
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:51,240
Speaker 1: his doctors gave him the vermectin, and it's a horse

991
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:53,720
Speaker 1: d wormer. It is used as a horse d wormer,

992
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 1: but it's used on humans anyway, Joe Rogan might be

993
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 1: suing CNN now because of fake news that they posted

994
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 1: about him in CNN has been caught posting a lot

995
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,880
Speaker 1: of fake news or news that's like irresponsible before they

996
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,839
Speaker 1: actually have any real proof. I just hope that Joe

997
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 1: Rogan owns CNN as well now he sues them and

998
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 1: he actually owns it. Joe Rogan is soon to be

999
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 1: the richest man in the world, all based off of

1000
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 1: his podcast news Yeas Fun. Order to take it over

1001
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,720
Speaker 1: and then just turn it into the fake news network.

1002
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 1: We should just try to make up some news stories now,

1003
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 1: we should we should do a fake news network. In

1004
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:28,439
Speaker 1: the money. We do the idiot news network on this show,

1005
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,400
Speaker 1: where it is in the news. They report the news,

1006
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:33,440
Speaker 1: which is probably more real news than CNN. And we

1007
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 1: should do the fake news network that funny n N. Yeah,

1008
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: the FNN, the fake news network where I'm let's try it.

1009
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:42,520
Speaker 1: Let's see if we can do the fake news. Stories

1010
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 1: are real, just roll fake there, we justestro fake. See.

1011
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,000
Speaker 1: Alex is really good at those news He kind of

1012
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:49,400
Speaker 1: headlines like that. All right, let's see if we can

1013
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:51,360
Speaker 1: do it. We'll make up news. Sorry, I'll start it

1014
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 1: off like we do the I N N. Welcome to

1015
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 1: the FNN, the fake News Network where all the news

1016
00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:01,719
Speaker 1: is real, real fake. This is FNN. I'm your host,

1017
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 1: Jordan Splinko. And this just in in case you missed it.

1018
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:08,400
Speaker 1: At the VMA's over the weekend, Surgeon General Billie Eilish

1019
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: gotten to a fight with Mamba Number five singer Lizzo.

1020
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:15,480
Speaker 1: Crazy video has surface that show the two of them

1021
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 1: punching each other in the face before stand up comedian

1022
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 1: Kanye West broke up the fight by delivering his patented catchphrase,

1023
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:26,720
Speaker 1: Wait a second, who took my fish sticks? He's hilarious,

1024
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,879
Speaker 1: isn't he? A second, who took my fish sticks? Yeah,

1025
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 1: that's a pretty good fake news story's real. Here we go.

1026
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:36,920
Speaker 1: This is the FNN, the fake news network where all

1027
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 1: the news is real, just real fake. For our next

1028
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:43,320
Speaker 1: story of the day, let's send it over to Alejandra Candelabra.

1029
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 1: But you can just call me Candelabra. Candelabra. What have

1030
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:49,360
Speaker 1: you got to report? Okay? Well, okay, So ahead of

1031
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 1: the CDC, doctor Anthony Fauci, he's come out and he's

1032
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:58,439
Speaker 1: announced that he's killed COVID yesterday. Yeahs are crazy, you guys. Okay.

1033
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:01,880
Speaker 1: So in a press com Friends, where he was dressed

1034
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:14,879
Speaker 1: as Donald Duck, he made this statements interesting if you're

1035
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:17,239
Speaker 1: having a couple understanding what he said. Doctor Fauschey said

1036
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:19,760
Speaker 1: that he was at his favorite bar in downtown Ketchup

1037
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 1: Town when the COVID dvivers walked in. Apparently, doctor Fauci

1038
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 1: snapped after his favorite song, hit Me Baby one more Time,

1039
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: stop playing and quote Jess reacted by pulling out a

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Speaker 1: switchblade and shank COVID right in the kidney. Good, good,

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Speaker 1: good job, Glad he has a shank still Yeah, but wait,

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Speaker 1: there's more. He's currently in custody facing murder charges, but

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Speaker 1: no more masks. Oh yeah, yeah, I mean, good job,

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Speaker 1: doctor Fauchie. I mean he's gonna have to be in

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Speaker 1: jail now for killing COVID with a switchblade, But it's fine.

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Speaker 1: Was he dresses Donald Duck at the time, Alex probably, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: argue that that's the most sense he's ever made. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna argue that he is Allald Duck. Okay. Also, that's

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Speaker 1: just in, Doctor Fauchie is Donald Duck. This is the FNN,

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Speaker 1: the fake news network where all the news is real real.

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Speaker 1: For our next story of the day, let's send it

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Speaker 1: over to Polly peepy Pants, who was on location. I

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Speaker 1: don't know where, Polly. I'm with Dwayne the Rock Johnson

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Speaker 1: and he has revealed shocking news this morning that he's

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Speaker 1: actually Charlie Sheen. Is actually Charlie she just surprised as

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Speaker 1: you are. But apparently Charlie Sheen made a suit of

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Speaker 1: Dwayne the Rock Johnson years ago, knowing that he might

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Speaker 1: have to reinvent his career. Wow. The Wrestlers Slash actor

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Speaker 1: released a statement saying, you guys didn't think I'd be back,

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Speaker 1: did you? Well? I am and bigger than ever, before

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Speaker 1: licking his finger and putting it on his bottom while

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Speaker 1: making a sizzle sound like Wow, what a statement. So

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Speaker 1: the rock doesn't actually exist, it's actually Charlie Sheen. It's

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Speaker 1: actually Charli either way. Does that mean that it's like

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Speaker 1: three men? Then three men, two men, two and a

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Speaker 1: half men. Well, that was the Fake News Network. I

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Speaker 1: thought that those news stars are actually really interesting. That

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Speaker 1: was great. Ee. Well, I think we should do that

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Speaker 1: then all the time. And I think we should the

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Speaker 1: sister station to the Iron. Yep, thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: That was the FNN, the fake News network where all

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Speaker 1: the news is real, just real fake. It's the fake

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Speaker 1: News Network. When news breaks, we sweep it up and

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Speaker 1: put in the trash all. Remember, you can follow the

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Speaker 1: show on social media. At the Jewel Show, you can

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Speaker 1: follow all of us individually. I'm a Jewel Fresh, I'm

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Speaker 1: at that dream on the radio. The Jewel Show on

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Speaker 1: Demand