1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:04,200 Speaker 1: It's almost the end of the year. But before we 2 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:06,920 Speaker 1: can put some flowers on this thing and lower it 3 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:10,680 Speaker 1: down into the ground forever, there is one all important 4 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:13,880 Speaker 1: tradition that we have to do on this show. Right 5 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 1: You can't see us right now, but all the boys 6 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:20,680 Speaker 1: are dressed in our fancy tuxedos, I was wondering, and 7 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 1: the women are in floor length ball gowns that will 8 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:26,320 Speaker 1: turn back into moo moos at the stroke of twelve. 9 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, Brooks got like a fourteen cigarette. 10 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 3: Yes, she always does. 11 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 1: Because we're celebrating the best Loser line voicemails of the 12 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:40,080 Speaker 1: past year. We've come through them all, selected our top 13 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:43,520 Speaker 1: ten favorite ones. We're gonna play them for you next. 14 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,319 Speaker 1: It's Broken Jeffrey in the Morning And wow, can you 15 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 1: believe almost an entire year has gone by and not 16 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 1: really too much exciting has happened. I mean TikTok was 17 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 1: shut down and then relaunch and then shut down and 18 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 1: then relaunched again. 19 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:04,080 Speaker 2: That feels like a lifetime ago. 20 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:08,479 Speaker 1: Is this year Katie Perry went to space and then 21 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:11,320 Speaker 1: cried when she was forced to come back to Earth. 22 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 2: Everyone else cried when she came back. 23 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:17,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a sad moment, and of course Coldplay concerts 24 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:20,640 Speaker 1: became the number one hot spot for extra marital affairs. 25 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 3: Other than that, though pretty average year. 26 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:28,440 Speaker 1: Maybe the craziest thing, though, is that we are still 27 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:29,039 Speaker 1: on the air. 28 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:31,920 Speaker 3: How did that happen? 29 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:32,560 Speaker 2: Let's do it? 30 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:34,520 Speaker 1: I mean, we have to give some credit to the 31 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 1: people who truly deserve it, the randos who called the 32 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 1: loser Line and left some of the craziest, cringiest, most 33 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:45,679 Speaker 1: absurd messages that we've ever received, not just from desperate dudes, 34 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 1: but the ladies too. And this was tough because I 35 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:51,200 Speaker 1: spent a good couple hours yesterday with producer Boy just 36 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:55,320 Speaker 1: combing through all of our audio yes to create the 37 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:58,520 Speaker 1: top ten list of the best Loser Line messages of 38 00:01:58,680 --> 00:01:59,120 Speaker 1: the year. 39 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 3: Wow, so we got to get to it. Let's listen 40 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 3: to number ten, smallod. Hey Brooklyn, it's uh sorry, don't 41 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:09,560 Speaker 3: mind the water sounds. 42 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:11,079 Speaker 4: I'm just in the shower right. 43 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 5: Now, getting ready for work. 44 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:14,880 Speaker 6: Got a lot going on. 45 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 5: But tried this a few months ago where lately I've 46 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:21,560 Speaker 5: been trying to multitask, you know, call people while I'm. 47 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 6: Tackling other chores, and you just happen to fall on 48 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:26,320 Speaker 6: shower time. 49 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:27,400 Speaker 4: So lucky you. 50 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,799 Speaker 5: But yeah, anyway, just kind of a life pack doing 51 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:33,360 Speaker 5: multiple things at the same time. 52 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 6: Like did you know you can. 53 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:38,240 Speaker 3: Buy one of those wireless USB toasters where you can 54 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:39,800 Speaker 3: actually post in your car. 55 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 7: That's cool, right, I'm trying to get a hot plate 56 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:45,440 Speaker 7: that I can. 57 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 6: Rest on my glove department to make cakes too. 58 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:49,800 Speaker 4: So I could knock got the whole breakfast me on 59 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,080 Speaker 4: my commute, But I should probably go. 60 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 8: The water's getting cold right now. 61 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:55,720 Speaker 6: Text you around lunch by Mark. 62 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:59,880 Speaker 1: This is why I keep saying they should install showers 63 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 1: in this room so that Brooks can't avoid them anymore 64 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 1: and we can still do our jobs while getting clean 65 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:07,040 Speaker 1: at the same time. 66 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,640 Speaker 9: I'm just glad that he combined his toaster with his 67 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,720 Speaker 9: car and not with a shower. Yeah. I know, you 68 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 9: got to be careful when you're multitasking. It could turn deadly. 69 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:15,560 Speaker 3: There's a way. 70 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:18,880 Speaker 1: Broke, trust me. If anybody will find it, this guy will. 71 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:22,240 Speaker 1: Now we're on to the number nine loser line message 72 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:22,960 Speaker 1: of the past year. 73 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 3: Let's hear it. 74 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:28,920 Speaker 6: All right, stop, Look, I got a confession. Want to 75 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 6: take you out? Yeah, that's my obsession plan the chill 76 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:34,440 Speaker 6: not crazy dinner in the movie. 77 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:35,840 Speaker 5: You're feeling lazy? 78 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:37,160 Speaker 6: Will it be fun? Oh? 79 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 10: Yeah, you bet? 80 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,200 Speaker 6: Popcorn? And last till I go in the debt FRONDI bob, 81 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,400 Speaker 6: but I'm shooting my shot. Say yes, now, girl, let's 82 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 6: see what we've. 83 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 5: Got a ask baby, will you go wow? 84 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,720 Speaker 6: Will you go wow? Will you go? Please? 85 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 4: Please date me? 86 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,440 Speaker 10: Trouble girl? Whoam? 87 00:03:59,440 --> 00:03:59,880 Speaker 4: Yeah? 88 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:05,360 Speaker 6: So I am pretty wild as you will find out. 89 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 1: So the cringiest part of that whole message is brook 90 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:11,720 Speaker 1: dancing in your chair. 91 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:16,480 Speaker 9: I want to go back to the early two thousands 92 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:19,880 Speaker 9: where we're all leaving like funny voicemail like that. 93 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 2: I bet his was epic. 94 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,200 Speaker 1: If you say so, we're gonna keep moving on. We're 95 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,760 Speaker 1: going to our number eight loser line message of the year. 96 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,120 Speaker 5: Next message. 97 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:34,480 Speaker 11: Hey, you may not remember me, but I'm my mom 98 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,320 Speaker 11: was the one hitting on you the other night at 99 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 11: the Sizzler. And look, I know this is probably weird, 100 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,720 Speaker 11: but I went into her phone and I got your 101 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:48,279 Speaker 11: number because I just need to tell you do not 102 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 11: date her. 103 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 4: Okay. 104 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:54,279 Speaker 11: I love my mom, She's great and all that good stuff. 105 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,360 Speaker 11: But I'm in the process of trying to hook her 106 00:04:56,360 --> 00:05:00,480 Speaker 11: back up with my biological dad. And I really cannot 107 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:03,200 Speaker 11: have you getting in the way at this point. They 108 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:07,160 Speaker 11: do belong together, and like my dad says, he's confused 109 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:10,599 Speaker 11: sexually or whatever, but I do not believe that's true 110 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:14,360 Speaker 11: at all. So, yeah, you seem really nice and all 111 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,760 Speaker 11: that good stuff, but I really just need you to 112 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:17,280 Speaker 11: back off. 113 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:18,640 Speaker 5: Next message. 114 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:20,760 Speaker 2: I like how she's forcing it no matter what. 115 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:23,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, take off that mesh tang top and go 116 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:27,360 Speaker 1: kiss mo. Yeah, but if you're just joining us. We 117 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:30,640 Speaker 1: have been counting down the top ten loser line voicemails 118 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:33,800 Speaker 1: that we received in the past calendar year. Already getting 119 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:36,320 Speaker 1: pretty weird with him. Let's see what we have in store. 120 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:37,719 Speaker 1: Ranked for number seven. 121 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:46,640 Speaker 10: Next message, Oh god, oh my god, god, I just stop. 122 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:51,960 Speaker 10: Tea on me. Got done it. Damn cheap as coffee 123 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,280 Speaker 10: cups for my daughter in law. I know I shouldn't 124 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:57,480 Speaker 10: use the Oh my god, I got a zoom call 125 00:05:57,520 --> 00:06:00,360 Speaker 10: with a client coming up in two minutes. I gotta 126 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:06,160 Speaker 10: try to salvage my work pants. Hold on, stupid pants. 127 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:21,040 Speaker 10: Forget it, it's just it's not working. I'm just gonna 128 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,040 Speaker 10: have to change pants. I'll call you later. 129 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:28,039 Speaker 12: I remember. 130 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:30,839 Speaker 1: It is funny to think though, that this whole thing, 131 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:33,800 Speaker 1: this whole segment started as we'll give our listeners this 132 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:35,599 Speaker 1: fake phone number and they can hand it out to 133 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:38,359 Speaker 1: anybody who's hitting on them. That's a little bit weird 134 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:40,039 Speaker 1: when they don't want to give their real number two. 135 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:42,880 Speaker 1: But now it's morphed into this whole new thing and 136 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Speaker 1: people are giving it to their quirky coworkers, or they're 137 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,920 Speaker 1: strange and or if you hit a parked car. It's 138 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,760 Speaker 1: really come a long long way since we first started. 139 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,840 Speaker 2: It's impressive that people can give it to family members. 140 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,240 Speaker 3: Yes, and we don't discourage it either. 141 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,760 Speaker 2: No, No, I didn't say that. 142 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:59,560 Speaker 3: Jack more content the merrier. 143 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,279 Speaker 1: Let's keep moving on to find out what your number 144 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:05,240 Speaker 1: six loser line voicemail of the year is next. 145 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:07,960 Speaker 10: Hi, I'm the. 146 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:12,840 Speaker 8: Slight guy, you know, the guy that was the Pepperoni 147 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,200 Speaker 8: costume outside of. 148 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:18,840 Speaker 4: Mars Peza Play. I don't usually give a lot of 149 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:22,040 Speaker 4: numbers this way, but that's okay. 150 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 8: I wanted to take you out sometime, and I promise 151 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:29,680 Speaker 8: I won't spill any sauce on you unless you want 152 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:36,280 Speaker 8: me to. I feel like I should probably apologize when 153 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:44,040 Speaker 8: I shouted stay chievy. That was stupid, But listen, I'm 154 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:47,080 Speaker 8: eighteen by the way, so don't worry. Sometimes people can't 155 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:51,320 Speaker 8: tell from the costume, but I'm legal. 156 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,920 Speaker 1: That doesn't turn you on when a guy shouts I'm 157 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,720 Speaker 1: legalizing like that. 158 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:01,840 Speaker 3: So yeah, he's. 159 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:05,480 Speaker 2: Definitely like that was his first job, assign spinner. I 160 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,440 Speaker 2: think that was his first interaction with an adult. 161 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,960 Speaker 3: He's aiming high. Let's give him credit for that. 162 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:13,560 Speaker 1: And we've made it from number ten all the way 163 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,800 Speaker 1: to number six on our list. We still have the 164 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:18,000 Speaker 1: top five best Loser Line messages of the year. 165 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,040 Speaker 3: Who you will have the. 166 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:23,200 Speaker 1: Honor of being named the number one cringiest phone call 167 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,760 Speaker 1: we received, and it is an It is an honor 168 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,520 Speaker 1: We're gonna find out as we continue the countdown of 169 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,560 Speaker 1: the best Loser Line calls of the year. 170 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:34,280 Speaker 3: We'll do it right after this. It's Brook and Jeffery 171 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:34,720 Speaker 3: in the morning. 172 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,520 Speaker 1: And if you're just joining us, we've been counting down 173 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:39,720 Speaker 1: the top ten loser line voicemails of the past year. 174 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:43,120 Speaker 1: It is and it wasn't easy to pick our favorites 175 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,320 Speaker 1: because there's just so many good ones to choose from 176 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:47,840 Speaker 1: and we can't play them all unfortunately. 177 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:50,080 Speaker 3: Ah, that would be crazy, tho. If we're like a 178 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:50,760 Speaker 3: top thousand. 179 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna be here for three days. 180 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:53,760 Speaker 3: Buckle in. 181 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,839 Speaker 1: But no, we've made it from number ten to number six. 182 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,720 Speaker 1: Heard some pretty weird ones already, like a guy bragging 183 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:03,120 Speaker 1: a multitasking while taking a shower at the same time, 184 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:06,760 Speaker 1: a woman who spilled some hot tea onto her pants 185 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,040 Speaker 1: and tried to vacuum it up. 186 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,679 Speaker 2: A lot of people taking their clothes off. 187 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,040 Speaker 1: Ye I like it, a lot of action, and a 188 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,439 Speaker 1: dude dressed as a pizza slice who swears he's legal. 189 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:22,360 Speaker 1: Never Yeah, Universal, It's gonna be pretty hard to beat those, 190 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,800 Speaker 1: but we are going to try. Because let's move on, 191 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:27,600 Speaker 1: we're gonna get to your number five favorite loser line 192 00:09:27,679 --> 00:09:28,800 Speaker 1: voicemail of the year. 193 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:31,160 Speaker 3: We call it the Corn Council Guy. 194 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:38,160 Speaker 12: Hi, my name is Ron Green. I was told to 195 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:41,120 Speaker 12: call this number at this time so I could give 196 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:46,360 Speaker 12: my audition to be the automated phone voice for the 197 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:48,160 Speaker 12: County Corn Council. 198 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:54,520 Speaker 6: Yes, I'll just give a quick sample, So thank you 199 00:09:54,640 --> 00:10:00,200 Speaker 6: for calling the County Corn Council. Where corn is is 200 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:06,640 Speaker 6: our passion. To report a corn related emergency. Press one 201 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:13,079 Speaker 6: for pharm tours. Press two to learn more about our 202 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:18,800 Speaker 6: annual Corn Festival. Press three to speak with a certified 203 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:24,120 Speaker 6: Corn representative. Please press four. Thank you, and I have 204 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:28,479 Speaker 6: a corntastic day. 205 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:29,280 Speaker 7: Yeah. 206 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,200 Speaker 12: Sorry, I've never set like a script or anything, so 207 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:32,679 Speaker 12: I just kind of like freewheeled it. 208 00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:34,040 Speaker 6: I feel like I went well, but I. 209 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:40,120 Speaker 2: Well, yeah, unless you got that job. 210 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,280 Speaker 1: I wish I could press three to learn more about 211 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:46,559 Speaker 1: the annual Corn Festival. Like, I'm genuinely curious now if you. 212 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:51,680 Speaker 2: Told me there was more than just one option, very 213 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:52,560 Speaker 2: extensive options. 214 00:10:53,559 --> 00:10:56,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, very ambitious young man. I'm so glad he called. 215 00:10:56,920 --> 00:10:59,760 Speaker 1: But now we're inching closer to number one on our list. 216 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:03,560 Speaker 1: Let's go to our number four loser line message of 217 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:03,920 Speaker 1: the year. 218 00:11:05,559 --> 00:11:10,720 Speaker 5: Hi, Jasmine, it's uh. I did that that church seminar 219 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,760 Speaker 5: on abstinence the other week. I was one of the 220 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:20,680 Speaker 5: speakers on abstidence. So anyway, yeah, it was cool meeting 221 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:23,000 Speaker 5: you there, and I was just wondering if you want 222 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,960 Speaker 5: to maybe grab dinner sometime with me, you know, and 223 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:32,160 Speaker 5: just hang And yeah, I know it's probably weird that 224 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:36,760 Speaker 5: the abstinence guy is asking you out, but let's just 225 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:40,320 Speaker 5: say there's ways to get around all that, if you 226 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:43,280 Speaker 5: know what I mean. Then I mean, look, we don't 227 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:48,200 Speaker 5: have to do what I'm thinking about doing. In fact, 228 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:51,280 Speaker 5: I mean we probably shouldn't because I'm an expert, right 229 00:11:51,679 --> 00:11:55,120 Speaker 5: So anyway, I'm just an abstinence, you know, every minute, 230 00:11:55,280 --> 00:12:00,920 Speaker 5: every day. But uh yeah, anyway, I know, uh few workarounds, 231 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:04,559 Speaker 5: let's put it that way, So give me a call. 232 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:08,360 Speaker 9: Why are the abstinence loophole people always the ones that 233 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,120 Speaker 9: are the creepiest? 234 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,240 Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, just. 235 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,040 Speaker 2: Don't do it. 236 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:12,720 Speaker 3: Just joining us. 237 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,920 Speaker 1: We're counting down the top ten loser line voicemails of 238 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:15,960 Speaker 1: the past calendar year. 239 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:18,160 Speaker 3: And remember we are up on YouTube. 240 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,800 Speaker 1: There's a video of us listening and reacting in studio 241 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,200 Speaker 1: every single. 242 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:25,560 Speaker 3: Week to these. I'm waving right now, right now too live. 243 00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:28,280 Speaker 1: So just type in Brooke and Jeffrey on YouTube for 244 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,199 Speaker 1: your chance to subscribe. Now let's keep the list going. 245 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:34,080 Speaker 1: On to our number three loser line voicemail of the year. 246 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:40,880 Speaker 4: Hey, ol, Rivia, it's just wanted to call and say 247 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:44,880 Speaker 4: thanks again. Appreciate you like that that rash I had 248 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:48,040 Speaker 4: on the back of my neck. You know, I initially 249 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:51,480 Speaker 4: thought it was just dangers, so I'm glad you said 250 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,800 Speaker 4: something to me. I got it checked out and the 251 00:12:54,880 --> 00:13:01,400 Speaker 4: doctor says it's just the keep induced fungo bloom, which 252 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:05,679 Speaker 4: apparently is totally common, and guys who wear a lot 253 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:10,760 Speaker 4: of fleets and warm climates. H I got some fungo 254 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:13,880 Speaker 4: cream and seems to be taking care of it, and 255 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,640 Speaker 4: it was not nearly as bad as the ring where 256 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:20,760 Speaker 4: I caught last summer. But hey, that's how you learn, right. 257 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:27,760 Speaker 4: Don't drink expired kombucha. Anyways, the rash is pretty much gone, 258 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:31,000 Speaker 4: so if you want to hang out again, just give 259 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:35,280 Speaker 4: me a call and let's put the fun in fungal. 260 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:41,040 Speaker 3: If there was ever a poster boy for oversharing. 261 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:42,720 Speaker 2: No one has ever hooked up after saying fungal bloom. 262 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:45,559 Speaker 2: I think they should take your hooded sweatshirts off. 263 00:13:47,559 --> 00:13:50,360 Speaker 3: Is that why I'm I can't take my swem? 264 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:58,319 Speaker 1: Remember we're doing our top ten loser line countdown of 265 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:01,520 Speaker 1: the year, playing our favorite voicemails that we've received. 266 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,400 Speaker 3: We're on to number two. Now, let's listen. 267 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:12,320 Speaker 13: I'm at Shelly, how are you mal sirate captain looking car? 268 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:16,360 Speaker 13: I know you've never heard his voice before, but I 269 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,480 Speaker 13: had a wheeled. 270 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,479 Speaker 6: Talk with your friend. 271 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:18,960 Speaker 10: Before I left. 272 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:19,400 Speaker 6: See you. 273 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:21,720 Speaker 4: Got the bar. 274 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,600 Speaker 7: She says, you only go for guys with accents. 275 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,680 Speaker 13: Well, I wouldn't have a rat chance and a gally 276 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:34,880 Speaker 13: of saracrafts otherwise. So how do you like the accents now, Shelley, Yeah, 277 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:38,280 Speaker 13: let's sail the Seven Seas together, or at least. 278 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:43,280 Speaker 5: Go to the movies and maybe Sheriff Smooth, maybe. 279 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,520 Speaker 4: We can see something that's rated. 280 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:55,080 Speaker 3: Are is kissing a pirate? Hot girls? Or does that 281 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,080 Speaker 3: sound like gross? 282 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,280 Speaker 2: I don't know, Jack Sparrow, I mean yeah, but Mo, 283 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:00,760 Speaker 2: your rushes back? 284 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:05,440 Speaker 9: How are you not mentioning the boat? 285 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:05,400 Speaker 4: No boat? 286 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:06,920 Speaker 1: Stand up? 287 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,360 Speaker 3: But now we've made it. 288 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:12,000 Speaker 1: Finally we are here at the number one the loser 289 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:15,280 Speaker 1: line of twenty twenty five, and I. 290 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,760 Speaker 9: Don't even know if I want it to happen, because 291 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:17,520 Speaker 9: then it'll be over. 292 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:18,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, I love them. 293 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,520 Speaker 1: All good things have to come to an end. But 294 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,800 Speaker 1: this is an instant classic. The number one loser line 295 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,840 Speaker 1: we called the Great Alphonso. 296 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:27,400 Speaker 6: Yeah it is. 297 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:35,280 Speaker 7: Day. This is a great Alphonso, the birthday magician from 298 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,560 Speaker 7: the kids Party on Sunday Night with the purple vest 299 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:43,840 Speaker 7: I make up you get anyway, I'm off the clock now. 300 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,040 Speaker 7: Thanks for not writing me out to the host mom 301 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:52,280 Speaker 7: about the flash. She seems like a piece of work. 302 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:58,360 Speaker 7: So I don't normally do this, but it's just I 303 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,920 Speaker 7: felt like you and I had this kind of a 304 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:05,920 Speaker 7: thing happening right around when I did the foam rabbit 305 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,560 Speaker 7: popping out of the pringles can. I heard deal a 306 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:12,280 Speaker 7: half and I don't know, but you just seemed like 307 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:18,560 Speaker 7: someone who's seen something before. You seem real, not like 308 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:22,840 Speaker 7: the bubblegum heads in the cloud life his rainbows and 309 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:28,600 Speaker 7: you hear from some of these moms. Anyway, if you 310 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:31,440 Speaker 7: want to grab a drink sometime, I know a spot 311 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:35,560 Speaker 7: that does karaoke, And if you really want to party, 312 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:37,200 Speaker 7: I know a guy that can hook us up with 313 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:42,280 Speaker 7: some party favor and give me a call. 314 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,400 Speaker 2: Wow, she missed out. 315 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,680 Speaker 9: That would be Alfonso, will deliver some stories. 316 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,200 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, don't worry. 317 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:53,560 Speaker 1: I saved his number for our end of the year party. 318 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,000 Speaker 2: I actually already. 319 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,880 Speaker 1: My favorite part is him being like, dude, she caught 320 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:02,240 Speaker 1: me with a flash, but she's the crazy one. 321 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,640 Speaker 3: She's got problem. You know those. 322 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:10,240 Speaker 1: Moms, those were your top ten loser line voicemails up again. 323 00:17:10,359 --> 00:17:13,520 Speaker 1: Go find them on our socials at Brook and Jeffrey. 324 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:16,000 Speaker 1: Find us on YouTube, Subscribe and like and do all 325 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,520 Speaker 1: the things there it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.