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Speaker 1: We get some sexy music on right now, Hang on

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Speaker 1: a second, let me just okay, here we go. I

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Speaker 1: got the sexy music on. Oh I think you said

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Speaker 1: sexy red music. No, you know that was Jason were

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Speaker 1: in charge. I said just sexy. I came in I

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Speaker 1: got to put the sexy music on because this is

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Speaker 1: a sexy topic. You got a new man in your

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Speaker 1: life and they're spending an awful lot of time together.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is crazy. This is rapid speed. This

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Speaker 1: is this is moving at the speed of sound.

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Speaker 2: I mean, hey, hey, you moved pretty fast too. Fred.

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Speaker 1: You weren't back to back relationships real quick he was

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Speaker 1: going through.

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Speaker 2: When was that? That was several years ago? Yeah, that

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Speaker 2: was beginning of COVID. Yeah, we're all going six months.

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Speaker 2: I saw that one.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, you see how they all ski to downtown as

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Speaker 1: a kid saying I know he went there, wow, And

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Speaker 1: then I got a one way to ticket out of

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Speaker 1: there like every other one. So Kenn, get to the

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Speaker 1: point here Jesus and stopped distracting me. We're talking about

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Speaker 1: Kaylen sex life. So Kaylen, you said off the air

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Speaker 1: that you're excuse, I just gotta honor this year. Okay, anyway,

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Speaker 1: you said that your worst fear had been realized with

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Speaker 1: this new man in your life.

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Speaker 2: What happened?

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Speaker 3: I wasn't really ready to talk about this, but let

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Speaker 3: me gather myself. So I have been told I've been

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Speaker 3: made aware that I may or may not fart in

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Speaker 3: my sleep.

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I have a lot of questions. Why would

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Speaker 3: I mean, it wasn't like nefarious, like I don't think

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Speaker 3: he was trying to make me feel bad. I think

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Speaker 3: what happened was his dog let out a little toot

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Speaker 3: and he jokingly said it was me, and I was like, well,

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Speaker 3: I would never do that, so it wasn't me. And

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Speaker 3: he was like, well you kind of and your sleep often.

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Speaker 3: And I was like no, I said, don't touch me,

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Speaker 3: don't look at me.

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Speaker 2: This is over. I left.

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Speaker 4: Please, I uh huh wow. Please being honest, well, why

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Speaker 4: why are you may she needs to see a doctor?

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Speaker 4: You know, you know, why do you see a doctor?

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Speaker 2: Because I've been holding it in for three months. See

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Speaker 2: that's why this didn't do that. But I mean the

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Speaker 2: same thing.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure I'm doing the same thing because I'm in

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Speaker 1: a relationship and I'm over at somebody's house. I'm away

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Speaker 1: from myself, away from my environment when I'm when I'm

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Speaker 1: with other people, I'm holding it all in, hold up everything,

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Speaker 1: you know, and I can't.

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Speaker 2: That cannot be good for you.

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Speaker 1: And it's got to come out sometime, and it's probably

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Speaker 1: come out of the middle of the night. And I

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Speaker 1: would have no way of knowing this because ninety five

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Speaker 1: percent of the time I sleep alone, so I wouldn't know.

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Speaker 2: Plena, you've had.

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Speaker 4: This issue, Oh my god, yes, So I hold it in.

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Speaker 4: You guys know like to fart and piece. So when

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Speaker 4: my husband looks to the firehouse those twenty four hours

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Speaker 4: or muss ripping it, Yes.

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Speaker 2: It's it's just one solid hour.

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Speaker 4: You played my time there. But I've been told that

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Speaker 4: in my sleep. But I was joking and being funny

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Speaker 4: and he told me the same thing. I've never shut

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Speaker 4: up so quick in my life. I've never so quick.

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Speaker 4: He's not going to get me with this, but yeah,

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Speaker 4: he's hurt it.

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Speaker 2: I mean he smelled it. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be gross, but it's been so

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Speaker 1: bad before that, like I've left a hotel room or

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Speaker 1: you just walk down the hall and yeah, every step.

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Speaker 2: It's letting it out the whole hotel. It's probably the

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Speaker 3: Or you get a really long one like I've had

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Speaker 3: like a twenty minute long run because I was.

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Speaker 2: Holding it for so there you go. No, yeah, it's real.

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Speaker 1: It's this has also been reported by your significant other,

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Speaker 1: Big tim Kicky.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, man, it is such a humbling experience when

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Speaker 5: I first when they first tell you that you do that,

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Speaker 5: because like you're taking a back because you don't know

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Speaker 5: that you're doing that, so, you know, me being toxic.

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Speaker 5: I flipped it back on him, like why aren't you sleep, bro?

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Speaker 5: Like what are you staring at me? Why are you

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Speaker 5: watching me while I'm sleep? Like you should be sleep

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Speaker 5: as well, weirdo. And so that's how I kind of

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Speaker 5: flipped it. But like I can't help it, bro, either.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna let it go throughout the day and interrupt

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Speaker 5: everybody's flow of business.

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Speaker 2: Business.

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Speaker 5: It's gonna be a lady and keep it in the

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Speaker 5: sheets and you know, bray for him and looks because

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Speaker 5: I know that it'd be hot maybe yeah the.

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Speaker 2: Sheets are brown.

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Speaker 1: Up.

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Speaker 3: I did the same thing I was like, even weirder

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Speaker 3: is why are you watching me sleep?

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Speaker 2: Something's wrong with you? But I was really just amparely too.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And I'll never I'll never let him touch me again.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not said or sleep again. I'm not

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Speaker 3: gonna just rip ass.

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Speaker 1: There are just certain things that I'm not not doing it.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I'm ever gonna be comfortable doing. And

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Speaker 1: I'm a weirdo. Everybody knows I'm crazy. Everybody knows I'm

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Speaker 1: weird to But like, I can see myself hiding my

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Speaker 1: bodily functions for the rest of my life around somebody else.

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Speaker 1: And I realized that people say, oh, no, a couple

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Speaker 1: of years or a year, six months, all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: anything goes.

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Speaker 2: No, anything doesn't go. No, anything doesn't go. It doesn't go.

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Speaker 3: Also, like when you're holding it for so long and

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Speaker 3: then you have to pee his stupid bathroom is you

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Speaker 3: know right by everything you know?

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Speaker 2: You let out a little pee too, and you're like,

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Speaker 2: oh crap, I'll turn the water on.

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Speaker 5: I do they already know what you don't know.

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Speaker 2: They know, but they don't need to know.

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Speaker 1: Like, yes, I understand what happens, but I don't need

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Speaker 1: to remind you about it.

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Speaker 2: It's all part of life.

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Speaker 4: But wait till you wake yourself up from a huge fart,

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Speaker 4: and then and then you have to think of like wait.

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Speaker 2: Did he hear that? So then your heart's beating on

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Speaker 2: your sadoping, damn it. Dog. Yeah, I don't have a dog, but.

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Speaker 1: A dog again, Like you don't have a dog, well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I adopted one in the middle of the night, in

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Speaker 1: the night breaks.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's weird every time. Yeah, I have.

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Speaker 1: I have one of those fart noise things on my boot.

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Speaker 1: I'm so funny, you know, so embarrassing. But how would

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Speaker 1: you know you're sleeping? You have no way of knowing.

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Speaker 5: Self conscious about being a sleep around anybody, like just

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Speaker 5: you know, anyway, if I'm on a girl's trip, I'm like,

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Speaker 5: y'all go to sleep first, Like I think about it now,

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Speaker 5: and I just wish he would have kept it.

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Speaker 2: To his south right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to do night quill before bedtime for him,

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Speaker 3: you know, just mix a little in there because you

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Speaker 3: need to. I'm changed and I'll never sleep again.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I can't.

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Speaker 1: I really can't look at you the same way because

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Speaker 1: my sleep I'm proud of you.

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Speaker 2: Proud of me. It's not sexy, no, but.

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Speaker 4: It's life, you know, it's if you, if they, if

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Speaker 4: you had a relationship and your significant other loves you,

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Speaker 4: just let it go.

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Speaker 2: For you.

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Speaker 1: I completely disagree that that's that comes from a person

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Speaker 1: who's not asked his wife how she feels about you

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Speaker 1: walking around farting all the time.

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Speaker 2: That's that's, that's who you are.

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Speaker 3: Like, it's either I do interesting too, especially when you

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Speaker 3: have cheese like mildew.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I know when I try and be considerate and conceal

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Speaker 1: my bodily functions. But in the sleep, there's nothing you

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Speaker 1: can do. There's nothing you can do about it.

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Speaker 3: Well, you need a new method because it doesn't work.

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Speaker 3: You need to I don't know.

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Speaker 2: And it sounds like you need a new boyfriend. I do.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have to get rid of him and we're

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Speaker 1: gonna have to start over, just start from scratch.

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Speaker 2: Or never eat or something. Don't yeah, don't eat. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: there's another option too.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I would say that eating an entire burrito

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Speaker 1: before you go to bed every night is not I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's aggressive.

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Speaker 2: More fresh show next