WEBVTT - RoadKill shoots! 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:06.600 All right, let's get it going right here and right now. 0:00:06.720 --> 0:00:09.680 This is Eyes up Here. You're listening to a brand 0:00:09.680 --> 0:00:13.320 new Eyes up Here exclusively on our Patreon channel and 0:00:13.360 --> 0:00:18.240 also simulcast on the Creative Control Podcast Network in audio 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:21.000 form only. And he didn't know by now. My name 0:00:21.040 --> 0:00:23.239 is Chad and every single week I'm joined here by 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:25.360 the host of the show, the one that Eyes up 0:00:25.400 --> 0:00:28.720 Here was named for, the great Queen of extreme fancy. 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:35.960 That's me. Hello, how are you lovely? I'm doing great, fantastic, fantastic. 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:40.120 I am sleepy, but I am here and I'm ready 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:43.600 to rock. You're a sleepy bee. I am a sleepy 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:47.800 bitch today. Yes? Is that what you I just say, 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:49.519 sleepy bee? I don't know. It can be give you 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:51.159 a literal B if you wanted it to be. It 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:53.840 could be a letter B. Slippy bitch. Yeah. I'm not 0:00:53.840 --> 0:00:55.320 going to be in a bitch mood though. I'm going 0:00:55.360 --> 0:00:58.760 to be happy and cheerful and ready to go because 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:02.200 we got a st show today. We do. We have 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:04.920 a stacked lineup. You know, our recording lineup is stacked. 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:07.040 We have a stacked show. There's a lot of stuff 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:09.600 going on. It's a good week though, I'm very uh, 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:11.640 I'm very happy to be sitting in a chair just 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:14.360 because for me, you know, and you it's Friday. So 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:16.880 every time I sit down, I just know after we're done, 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:20.160 like the day is almost over. Oh yeah, I love it. 0:01:21.440 --> 0:01:23.040 I don't know if you can see this. Look at 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:26.959 this catatrophe. Oh okay, I have three band dates and 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:30.240 they're all falling off. Oh what'd you do? Uh? So 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:34.760 I was cooking last night and I was using tongues 0:01:35.920 --> 0:01:40.840 and they were metal tongues. And when I squeeze, when 0:01:41.040 --> 0:01:43.400 you squeeze the top, you know, to close them. My 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:49.520 finger got between and it was really sharp in the 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:52.720 middle and I took the chunk of my tip of 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:56.960 my middle finger off. Ouch. Yeah. And I was bleeding. 0:01:56.960 --> 0:02:01.640 My son was subtled down. I'll live, you know, but 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:03.960 I was trying to it was bleeding a lot, so 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:05.440 I had to stop the cleaning. But I'm like, oh 0:02:05.440 --> 0:02:08.760 my god, this band aid is just the ugliest I 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:11.360 got three. That band aid looks like it seemed like 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:14.400 better days, you know what. I've wore it in the showers. 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:17.120 Oh that's the end of them. And I forgot to 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:19.720 switch it before I came down. I didn't even put 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:22.120 my wedding ring on today. I was just running a 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:29.120 monk so, hey, I'm single today. I rarely put it 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:31.440 when I'm just like around the house. I don't put 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:33.679 it on because it either it bothers me. And since 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:36.280 I lost all my weight, I've had instances where if 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:39.200 I go like this, you just go. When you do 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:42.400 your single ladies dance, you see the ring, just go, 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:47.240 you know, on the side of the room. That's hilarious. Yeah, 0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:50.519 I usually wear mine for air, but I ran downstairs 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:54.520 so quickly I didn't put it on, so you know. 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:57.960 But I do have some bling on my shirt, very blank, 0:02:58.440 --> 0:03:01.560 very blink for the for the for the viewers who 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:05.040 but you don't see it. It's not all right, you 0:03:05.080 --> 0:03:09.840 can't tell there's bling, Okay, all right, Now I can 0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:11.960 see it better. At first, I couldn't really see it. 0:03:12.200 --> 0:03:15.920 Now I see it much better. Yeah, this is unnecessary. 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:18.960 I wish this wasn't here, and it was just yeah, 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:21.120 I couldn't and all I noticed was the zigzag. I 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:24.959 didn't really notice the little frillies there. Yeah, but it's 0:03:25.240 --> 0:03:26.919 it's a cute little shirt. But I had to put 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:33.000 a brang on because you know, the girls were ready 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:35.320 to go. I mean, you know, I don't really I 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:37.880 don't know what the problems are. I don't really sympathize, 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:40.200 but I can, you know, empathize at least you guys 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:43.040 are so well. You have that thing hanging between your legs, 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:45.880 so I guess it's a Yes, it is. And it's 0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:51.120 tough to put on a pair of tight jeans, sometimess jewelry. 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:54.160 Who you know what I used to and I didn't 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:56.160 realize it now. I mean I used to wear very 0:03:56.760 --> 0:04:00.760 like loose jeans, like I wouldn't necessarily say bad. You know, 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:04.640 I wasn't walking around like Djenko skater jeans, but you 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:07.680 know they were. They were bigger man. I swear the 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:10.560 tighter or the longer, the older I'm getting, the tighter 0:04:10.600 --> 0:04:12.920 my jeans are getting with me because I'm like, I 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:15.440 can't wear loose jeans. I feel like I'm like like 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:17.640 swaying in the air. So I have like the most 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:22.560 form fitting jeans. Now, do you wear skinny jeans? Yes? Oh, 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:25.960 look at you. In fact, I will point this out 0:04:25.960 --> 0:04:28.800 to you. You may not remember this, but when we 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:32.120 last were in the same room in Richmond, I actually 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:34.680 had on a pair of skinny jeans. I wasn't looking 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:37.400 at your jeans. It's okay, it's okay, hey, eyes up 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:40.359 here for a reason. But that was And I just 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:43.920 put those jeans on two weeks ago. I think it 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:45.640 was like the first time I wore them since Richmond, 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:49.039 and uh, yes, I and I'm not I'm not afraid 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:51.200 to say I look good at them. So well, I'm 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:55.720 wearing proud jeans. You look good in something you should, 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:58.280 you should. Definitely, I'm all about the jeans. I love 0:04:58.320 --> 0:05:00.520 wearing jeans now. Granted didn't wear them for like five 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:05.039 months with Corona, but well, I haven't worn jeans in 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:08.320 a long time. I am a sweatpants kind of girl, 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:15.440 especially quarantined today. I have one boxer shorts. Oh, Missy 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:20.680 Hyatt these shorts years ago when she worked at the 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:24.840 China Club in Sarasota, Florida. Interesting, Okay, they don't really 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:29.040 match my shirt, but they're comfortable and nobody can see 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:32.039 my bottom. So yeah, I got my shorts on. But 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:36.120 it's forty eight degrees outside. Oh my gosh, is it really? Yeah? 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:39.080 It's chilly up here. Did you have the like insane 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:43.640 heat earlier in the week. Okay, Yeah we did. Yeah. 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:46.440 We had three days in a row where we went 0:05:46.480 --> 0:05:51.640 on hikes and went went walking and it's just beautiful, 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:53.760 beautiful weather. And I'll tell you funny story real quick. 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:56.160 We went on a nature hike, all four of us, 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:59.719 my husband, myself, and my kids, and we went to 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:02.200 a park that's a ways out, so we had to 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:05.360 like drive to it, you know, And when we pull up, 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:08.400 there's like a bunch of cars. So we brought our 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:12.599 mask but I was holding them because we're outside, and 0:06:12.640 --> 0:06:14.520 I figured, if we don't see anybody, we don't need 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:17.800 to wear our masks. And we're on a trail. We're walking, 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:21.520 and this couple's walking toward us. Our kids are on 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:27.960 My son goes people people, and I said, it's okay, 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:30.600 but it's okay, and you know, they just like kind 0:06:30.600 --> 0:06:32.919 of moved over. We knew there. But I said to myself, 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:35.000 what kind of world do we live in that we 0:06:35.040 --> 0:06:37.400 can't even take a walk and my kids are scared 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:40.880 of people being near us, you know what I mean? Like, oh, 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:45.679 I hear you to that. So I just was laughing. 0:06:45.920 --> 0:06:48.680 I was like, what the hell we we When we 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:51.680 went trigger treating one of the kids that was with 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:53.719 us trigg or treating. We were. We got to a 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:56.960 crosswalk and my older daughter reached out her hand to say, 0:06:57.240 --> 0:06:59.640 I'll hold my hand cross the street. And the kid 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:06.160 goes Corona and she's like seven years old. She's like Corona, 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:10.040 and I was like, Maddie, just leave it alone. I 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:12.640 was like, it's okay, just how she'll stand. She's standing 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:14.360 close to us, but we can't touch her. So it 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:19.040 was funny, but it's so crazy. So how was the hike? 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:23.240 Did you? Did you get up those hills the night before? 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:30.760 I took a horrible bump. I yeah, I did my 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:33.520 only fans live stream and then I came up. It 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:38.160 was about seven thirty at night. My husband has made 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:40.760 a I think I told you his gym. You've seen 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:43.720 pictures of it. So he keeps adding to it. And 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:47.160 he bought these mats and he put them in our den, 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:51.000 and our den our half is hardwood floors all through 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:54.920 the you know, I guess it would be the main floor. 0:07:56.280 --> 0:07:59.160 And he had these mats young and then he moved 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:03.160 them to the garage where the gym is the in 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:06.600 law suite and I come walking up the steps and 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:09.400 socks right and I go in the den to use 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:14.680 the bathroom and I slide, literally slide, and I fell 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:19.960 so hard you can't see it, but this into here 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:24.560 was all bruised. My knee was swollen, and I was 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:27.480 I'm all bruised on my left side from the way 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:32.800 I landed. And I was shaking like it was a 0:08:32.840 --> 0:08:36.360 hard bump like on wood, you know. And I went 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:38.079 and I got two ice packs. I just put one 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:39.800 on and I was just sat there for an hour 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:42.160 and I was just you know, my husband had this 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:45.200 scrape my I couldn't move my neck. Oh. But I 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:47.079 said to myself, it's such a beautiful day, I want 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:49.600 to do the hike. So I was fine hiking, but 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:53.200 when I came home, I was sure. I was like, 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:55.320 I'm feeling my age here. You know. You know, you 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:59.120 talk about you're retired from active competition, and I feel 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:01.559 like you need a built in crowd noise in your house, 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:06.679 being like she's hardcore, She's hardcore, dumb. I didn't want 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:09.960 to do that. It wasn't a planned spot. Let me 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:13.960 tell you. It hurt like hell and I'm still suffering 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:16.640 from it today. Like, you know, I really need to 0:09:16.679 --> 0:09:20.720 find a new chiropractor. But yeah, I fell really really hard, 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:22.720 but I was able to walk, like for three days 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:24.960 we walked in. Now the last three days have been rainy, 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:29.840 so we haven't been outside. But you know, so let's 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:34.240 see what what's to today's Friday? I Wednesday, That's what 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:36.080 I called. I called you Wednesday when I was in 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:39.880 the car. I drove to Virginia Beach on Wednesday because 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:43.360 I had some business to attend to. And when I 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:49.680 left my home it was torrential downpour like like Wizard 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:53.640 of Oz End of the World. It was dark, it 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:55.480 was it was bad. Of course, it all started the 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:57.640 second I pulled out of my driveway. It always will, 0:09:58.040 --> 0:10:02.080 you know. Followed me to ninety five and then down 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:06.000 ninety five to get to the Richmond area. You make 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:08.480 a left head to sixty four east, so I get 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:12.000 into Virginia Beach. You know, I was at a very 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:15.400 nice day spa resort. It was very nice. This was 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:19.480 the view at the place. Oh wow, do you see 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:23.440 what the weather looked like? It was blue skies, beautiful 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:27.240 and beautiful, warm, with a hint of a breeze. Is 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:30.640 that weird? An hour and no, two hours and twenty 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:34.199 minutes away from home. It's so weird in the same state. Yeah, 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:40.559 the nature is a crazy thing sometimes, but yeah, that's 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:44.480 a beautiful pit. It was funny because so this the 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:48.280 resort is called the Founders in Okay. Their claim to 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:53.160 fame was that they had a swan on the grounds 0:10:53.200 --> 0:10:57.280 of the spa named Abigail. Okay. So I've been going 0:10:57.320 --> 0:10:59.160 to this place for like twelve years, you know, on 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:02.040 and off cover couple of years ago, and you know, 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:04.400 the kids got to know the swan. They know the swana. 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:08.120 Where's Abigail? Where's Abigail? So I was doing my business 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:10.960 at this place, and it was one of my autograph signings. 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:12.160 I don't want to make it sound like it was. 0:11:12.480 --> 0:11:14.960 I thought, you're just going for a massage. No, no, no, 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:17.200 no no. I was doing one of my autograph signings 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:20.160 at this place, and uh, my daughter goes, hey, could 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:22.320 you get a picture of the swan? So I go, 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:25.760 of course, I will love Abby. She's great. So I 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:27.240 go to the desk. He said, hey, you know I'm 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:28.760 gonna be here and you're doing my thing. I'm just 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:30.760 gonna go outside and take a picture of the swan, 0:11:30.840 --> 0:11:35.760 you know, And she goes, oh, no, the swan has 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:40.040 passed away, Agail rest in peace. And I said, oh, 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:42.559 I go, so you guys have a new swan. She goes, No, 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:46.040 it's actually illegal to own them now, So I was like, well, 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:48.480 would you kill the damn thing? So I would like 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:51.400 you to start the introduction process because our guest is 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:55.120 ready to join. Just texted him. He's so prompt. Again 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:59.520 another good friend of mine from my ECW's we've kept 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:04.160 in touch. Uh. He is hilarious and he is uh 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:10.880 the homish one road kill. Look at that handsome man. Hello, listen, 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:12.920 I just put you over and you didn't even hear it. 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:17.400 It was epic. I'm homish, so I have technical difficulties. 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:20.520 I'm the ships. I'm sorry I said I called you 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:26.160 handsome pop fork. I appreciate it. Yes, how are you, 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:28.120 my friend? I'm doing all right. How you guys doing 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:33.360 to sport? Yeah, we're awesome. Happy Friday's thirteenth? Yes, it 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:38.400 is Friday the thirteenth, are you No? Everything's a work. 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:42.679 All of life is a work. I love Arcade, everybody 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:48.679 full of vitality and energy. ArKade. What was your nickname 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:55.720 for me? Uh? Bc DC Big Cans And I always 0:12:55.720 --> 0:13:02.040 go like this, here I go. You're going to ragins. 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:04.440 So you see why we have the name of the show. 0:13:04.520 --> 0:13:06.400 Now right eyes up here, you get the whole, the 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:11.280 whole deal. We are here. Oh fantastic, And they're rail 0:13:11.400 --> 0:13:16.680 Now they're real. Now they're always real. No, no, no implants. 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:20.520 They're both busted. Oh it happened to ring or you 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:23.719 fit them or whateppened. Well my kids did bite them, 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:27.680 but no, I ninety seven. I got them. So over 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:31.079 time they kind of deflate, I guess, and you're supposed 0:13:31.080 --> 0:13:33.880 to get them every ten years. I've deflated since ninety seven. 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:37.480 To have you a little, a little bit, not much, 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:40.199 just a little. I went for Mama Gram and they 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:42.440 ask you, like, do you have breast implants? And I 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:44.720 go yeah, And the lady goes, we can't find them, 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:46.640 and I go, what do you mean? And she said, 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:49.400 they're not there, And so they put your boob in 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:51.320 the machine and they squash it and they sqush it 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:54.400 and she says, both of yours have ruptured. And I 0:13:54.480 --> 0:13:57.679 was like, oh, okay, they were or were they They 0:13:57.720 --> 0:14:01.080 were sailing, So you can leave the bags in. It's 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:04.400 not harmful. Like you don't have bags. You don't have 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:07.960 to remove the bags, you just leave them. But I 0:14:08.040 --> 0:14:10.200 was like, oh, but now I think my boobs are 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:12.040 bigger than when they were fake because I gained a 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:19.320 bunch of weight and your lucky husband. Okay, so anyway, 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:25.560 let's talk about you. I have not seen you since 0:14:25.640 --> 0:14:30.680 uh well, yeah, we saw each other not it was 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:32.440 it last year, two years ago. I think it was. 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:35.400 It was the gimmick where we did the reunion. We're 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:39.560 not sick, Yeah, you got sick. You're out drinking the 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:44.880 night before up the time listen. I had three no 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:53.200 time out, I had drinks, no bens uh backwards, Tony 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:57.280 just texting. No, I had like three drinks, but I 0:14:57.320 --> 0:15:01.840 had food poisoning because I was vomiting and diarrhea at 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:07.640 the Wow all night long. All night long, it was 0:15:07.680 --> 0:15:14.840 like the Exorcisting. And then Shelley started vomiting. I said, 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:17.120 it's like the Exorcist. Oh yeah, I was. I was 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:19.840 probably Yeah, I was met. And then it turned in 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:22.880 a stand by me. Yes, you know, it's just that's 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:28.160 seen a stand by me the pie eating contest. I boom, yeah, 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:31.880 that's another movie I've never heard. There's a there's a gimmick. 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:34.600 Pie eating contest and one kid eats so much he 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:38.920 gets sick and starts puking, and then everybody starts puking. Yeah, 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:43.920 but Shelley goes that's all I heard, and I said, 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:45.960 are you dry heaving? And I couldn't even walk the 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:52.120 straight line. It was horrible. Why does this exist on videotape? 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:55.560 Because that would be well I was blocking. I loved 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:57.760 the whole weekend, but I didn't love that because I 0:15:57.760 --> 0:16:02.720 couldn't even seem to get my freaking camera. But thenwhere 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:04.400 But I was in my hotel room. It was one 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:07.840 in the morning, safe and didn't go out. No, I 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:10.440 didn't go in. I went to dinner. Okay, I went 0:16:10.480 --> 0:16:12.800 to dinner. I had a couple of contails at dinner. 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:15.680 That was it. It had to be food poisoning because 0:16:15.720 --> 0:16:17.960 I got sick and Shelley got sick, and we both 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:20.160 had these garlic mashed potatoes and we were the only 0:16:20.160 --> 0:16:22.840 two at the table who ate them, so we think 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:25.200 it was food poisoning. But we were both vomiting. I 0:16:25.360 --> 0:16:27.880 had diary. I think Shelley might have diary too. She 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:29.880 had a four o'clock flight in the morning. But I 0:16:29.960 --> 0:16:32.800 had to do the gimmick with you. And I just 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:35.040 remember saying, they're all going to think I'm on drugs 0:16:35.080 --> 0:16:39.280 because I walked in like the hottest mess you've ever seen. 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:42.520 We all know you were never on drugs. Out of all, 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:44.840 E w one of the people that weren't on drugs. 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:47.840 I know, well I know, but you know, you don't 0:16:47.880 --> 0:16:51.680 know what the fans thinker. Who cares? Guy? Who cares? 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:54.760 They listen, they have no bearing on her life at all. 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:58.960 They have their opinion. And he's sitting there and he's 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:02.680 got I love it. I'm gonna say it because I 0:17:02.680 --> 0:17:05.119 know you don't care. Yeah, We're sitting there, we're taking 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:09.680 pictures and every time someone would leave mark Mark Mark. 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:14.360 That is not nice. But I'm trying. Yeah, but they don't. 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:16.080 They don't know, they don't care. They didn't hear it. 0:17:16.119 --> 0:17:19.760 They don't get its show. We're all marks. That's where 0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:21.760 we got in the business. But tell me, tell me 0:17:21.840 --> 0:17:24.560 why you got into business. Let's rewind and stop talking 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:28.640 about my diarrhea. Let's talk about yes, onto a solid matter. 0:17:33.200 --> 0:17:37.120 You so so was Team TAZ and you're was that 0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:41.560 the first time that you were training or did you 0:17:41.600 --> 0:17:45.840 have experience before this whole. No, we were myself, Danny, 0:17:45.920 --> 0:17:48.760 Chris Chetty, and uh the infamous Tom Marquez were all 0:17:48.800 --> 0:17:52.120 trained at the school House of Hardcore. We were trained 0:17:52.119 --> 0:17:55.480 by Taz and Perry and we had no experience anywhere else. 0:17:56.040 --> 0:17:58.359 I mean, Chy Cheddy had the amateur background, but I 0:17:58.440 --> 0:18:01.720 went directly to that school and I was completely homegrown. 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:05.280 And we started with Team Taz and then we were 0:18:05.320 --> 0:18:07.320 doing Team Tas and ring crew and then some nights 0:18:07.320 --> 0:18:10.000 we do Team Tas and then work a match and 0:18:10.000 --> 0:18:11.879 then break down the ring drives the next town. But 0:18:11.920 --> 0:18:15.520 I'm completely easy w homegrown. Yep, me too. Okay, So 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:21.440 that's interesting, sip. The Cans not homegrown own a homegrown 0:18:21.720 --> 0:18:26.480 back then, they weren't. You maybe leave my train of thought. Yeah, sorry, 0:18:26.920 --> 0:18:32.280 that's okay. Growing up wrestling fan, always child. Yeah, my 0:18:32.320 --> 0:18:36.840 grandmother got me hooked. My Polish grandmother got me My grandma. Yeah, 0:18:36.960 --> 0:18:39.240 they came over. She came over from Poland and lived 0:18:39.320 --> 0:18:41.320 like a half hour away from me, so we would 0:18:41.320 --> 0:18:44.280 go and visit on weekends, and on Saturday night she 0:18:44.280 --> 0:18:45.920 would my my family would go to sleep and she 0:18:45.920 --> 0:18:48.000 would wake me up to watch wrestling with her. And 0:18:48.040 --> 0:18:51.280 her favorite was Ivan Putski. Obviously it was Polish power, 0:18:51.640 --> 0:18:53.240 but she liked the old baby face. So I remember 0:18:53.280 --> 0:18:55.960 her talking about like Tito Santana and Tony Goria and 0:18:55.720 --> 0:18:58.239 I Putski of course. And then and then it just 0:18:58.280 --> 0:18:59.840 hooked hooked me from there. And then I would just 0:19:00.440 --> 0:19:03.760 I was all, w WF how old were you? Uh? 0:19:04.000 --> 0:19:05.960 I'd say I was born in seventy six. I'm forty 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:08.639 four now, so I couldn't even tell you it was. 0:19:08.720 --> 0:19:11.680 It was though, yeah, but she got me hooked real early. 0:19:12.240 --> 0:19:14.200 Is gonna be That's gonna be like eighty three right 0:19:14.400 --> 0:19:17.479 around there earlier. Well, that's that's what got her hooked, 0:19:17.880 --> 0:19:20.399 she really, but I don't remember seeing him. I remember 0:19:20.440 --> 0:19:23.280 that being like her favorite because it was Polish. Did 0:19:23.359 --> 0:19:26.760 she get to watch you wrestle? No, they had passed her, 0:19:27.200 --> 0:19:29.720 and my grandfather had passed way before, but I know 0:19:29.840 --> 0:19:32.200 they know, yeah, yeah, that would have been a kick. Though. 0:19:32.800 --> 0:19:35.719 I always say my grandmam loved it too, and she 0:19:36.080 --> 0:19:38.719 obviously she died when I was seven, so that I 0:19:38.760 --> 0:19:40.920 wasn't wrestling. I had this, I had this thing pop 0:19:40.960 --> 0:19:43.720 in my head that it was one match. It might 0:19:43.720 --> 0:19:46.600 have been like Hammerstein or something. I envisioned them in 0:19:46.680 --> 0:19:50.159 like a booth like stalin Waldorf, like uh from the 0:19:50.200 --> 0:19:52.399 Muppet Yet like my grandparents was watching it like like 0:19:52.600 --> 0:19:55.119 so cute. Yeah, that's that's how I envisioned them watching 0:19:55.160 --> 0:19:58.600 me on like you know Beyond, but I know they know, 0:19:59.240 --> 0:20:02.560 yeah exactly, act, well that's that's cute. So you're a 0:20:02.560 --> 0:20:07.160 fan growing up, you get anymore, But yes, me neither 0:20:08.640 --> 0:20:12.159 find out. You get into the school, and I know 0:20:12.280 --> 0:20:15.680 because I started with d C. Dub in ninety three, 0:20:15.840 --> 0:20:19.520 but the school was much different. The school, I want 0:20:19.520 --> 0:20:21.440 to say, the school was a little more laid back 0:20:21.680 --> 0:20:24.720 than the way Taz and Perry ran the school. Because 0:20:24.760 --> 0:20:28.760 my coach was JT. Smith is awesome. He's one of 0:20:28.760 --> 0:20:31.080 those un sung guys. Was a nice guy, but he's 0:20:31.080 --> 0:20:34.399 not like he wasn't like a drill sergeant. You know. 0:20:34.640 --> 0:20:37.520 I'd be like, oh, JT, I'm a period today. I 0:20:37.560 --> 0:20:40.479 don't feel good, you know, and he's like, all right, 0:20:40.520 --> 0:20:42.840 well we'll work on something different, like I didn't have 0:20:42.920 --> 0:20:45.760 to go, you know, let's let's do promost today. Yeah. 0:20:45.800 --> 0:20:49.640 If I said that, the Shazzi probably bought me harder. Yeah, probably, 0:20:49.880 --> 0:20:53.520 what what I know? Were you now? I'm just using 0:20:53.560 --> 0:20:56.200 that as an example. But were you ever, like, did 0:20:56.200 --> 0:20:58.360 it ever get to the point where you said to yourself, 0:20:59.240 --> 0:21:01.720 this isn't for me, I'm gonna quit, or did you 0:21:01.760 --> 0:21:06.000 just say I did take a break break because I 0:21:06.040 --> 0:21:10.320 had heat. There was one point where Taz sent me 0:21:10.400 --> 0:21:12.679 up to get his check and the check for the 0:21:12.760 --> 0:21:14.400 for the school. It was I was supposed to bring 0:21:14.400 --> 0:21:18.400 Taz a blank Taz his his paycheck and Mikey Whipwreck 0:21:18.440 --> 0:21:21.200 a blank check for the electric bill. So they sent 0:21:21.240 --> 0:21:23.400 me up to Poll's. I went to went to Paul's. 0:21:24.280 --> 0:21:26.200 I didn't even see Paul. I just went to the mailbox, 0:21:26.720 --> 0:21:29.159 took the envelope out, and I was thinking there was 0:21:29.200 --> 0:21:32.560 two envelopes, but there was only one. So I opened 0:21:32.640 --> 0:21:35.119 up the envelope, took out the blank check, and drove 0:21:36.119 --> 0:21:38.639 went to Taz's house, left the envelope in his mailbox. 0:21:38.920 --> 0:21:40.800 By the time I got to Mikey's house, Mike He's like, 0:21:41.080 --> 0:21:45.080 what did you do? Would you? Taz thought, I looked 0:21:45.080 --> 0:21:48.680 at his check because you opened the end because I 0:21:48.720 --> 0:21:52.480 opened the envelope. Look, do you go to jail with 0:21:52.520 --> 0:21:58.520 this kind of stuff? The mail exactly exactly. I was like, 0:21:58.600 --> 0:22:00.360 I was like, you know, what maybe I just need 0:22:00.400 --> 0:22:02.440 to take take a summer off and be twenty one 0:22:02.720 --> 0:22:05.080 and I'll let you know when I want to come back. 0:22:05.320 --> 0:22:06.720 And that was it. That was like it was the 0:22:06.720 --> 0:22:13.240 weekend after the pay per view in Atlanta, so five, No, 0:22:13.359 --> 0:22:17.920 it was it was later than that. It was ninety seven, 0:22:18.000 --> 0:22:20.359 ninety eight. I took a summer off. Yeah, I took 0:22:20.400 --> 0:22:22.119 a summer off to beat because I started training the 0:22:22.119 --> 0:22:24.120 school in ninety six. What did I think you were 0:22:24.119 --> 0:22:27.680 there before then? Ok, ninety six and when the school opened, Yeah, 0:22:27.720 --> 0:22:29.800 I started. I started March in ninety six and my 0:22:29.840 --> 0:22:34.200 first match was October in ninety six against taz Lulu Temple. Okay, 0:22:34.480 --> 0:22:38.359 so for the check maybe, no, that was that was 0:22:38.359 --> 0:22:41.640 before he did have time to receive me for the check. 0:22:42.520 --> 0:22:44.520