WEBVTT - Episode 143: Northern Alabama 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:03.880 Gambling was something that I did. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:06.880 This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble. 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:10.879 One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a 0:00:11.000 --> 0:00:14.520 podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling. 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:16.280 One bet, another bet, another bet. 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 Without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:19.960 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:23.360 It's easy to have a scapegoat And now joined by 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:26.759 bad Larring, Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics got 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:27.840 I have friends. 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:29.480 Here's Dan Patrick. 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:33.559 All right? Uh, Shay is here in case that's your 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:37.959 first question. Dylan is here. Picture Deray Marvin is here 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:40.640 running the controls. I don't know how well he's doing this. 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:42.639 Feels like you might screw this whole thing up. 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:46.760 Hopefully not on brand for the show though. 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:53.920 Okay, So anything you need to recap from your life 0:00:54.640 --> 0:01:00.120 after last week? Shay, uh no a therapy tomorrow. That 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:03.640 was Thanksgiving? I survived. I did fine. I did I 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:07.600 didn't drink or do any drugs. There was definitely a 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:10.040 politics discussion at the table that I stayed out of 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:13.880 because it's all moot at this point. Anybody that believes 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:16.520 in democracy really doesn't hold a candle to me. 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:17.480 They're getting it. 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:21.680 Do you have a dip in Yeah? It's okay. We're 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:24.600 just spilling that. You almost spilled your white claw on me. 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:28.760 This is my Christmas miracle, Danny, What are you doing Copenhagen. No, 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:30.480 it's fake. It's a cancer freeze. 0:01:30.480 --> 0:01:31.600 It's non tobacco. 0:01:31.880 --> 0:01:35.080 It looks just like Copenhagen. It tastes like Copenhagen. No 0:01:35.200 --> 0:01:39.320 free ads, but fully loaded, y'all, full nicotine's strength. Bingo bengo. Okay, 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:41.960 but it sounds like you got to dip in. It 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:44.200 sounds like it. Yeah, it does. I don't know how 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:45.600 professional we want to know. 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:48.560 I noticed no difference, to be honest. 0:01:48.720 --> 0:01:51.840 Yeah, no, you're kind of sure like that. That's from 0:01:51.840 --> 0:01:52.320 the booze. 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:53.240 That's a stroke. 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:57.320 Yeah, you didn't get slapped over Thanksgiving? They got close 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:01.000 really yeah. Yeah. They start talking about politics, Danny and 0:02:01.080 --> 0:02:02.960 the roommates kicking me under the table, like, don't you 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:07.040 say anything. It's pretty fun. Okice, So therapy tomorrow. This 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:09.160 will be the first time you'll see your therapist since 0:02:09.360 --> 0:02:12.880 your apology. Yes, since my apology. The first time I'll 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:14.600 be seeing to whom it made concern, to whom it 0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:16.799 may concern. Hopefully she soaked that up. 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:18.920 I'm sure she's subscribed for concern. 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:21.040 She probably bought a couple of shirts already. To Danny, 0:02:21.040 --> 0:02:22.079 I think she's a fan. 0:02:22.760 --> 0:02:25.200 Fan for life. She's into it. 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:28.440 If you'd like to get some merchandise from Dan Patrick 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:29.440 takes a gamble. 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:32.720 Yeah, we've got we're rocking the uh uh I take 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:35.880 it in the can coozies where Larry? 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:37.680 Where can you get this merchandise? 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:40.960 You can get at the link in the Instagram bio. 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:41.560 This is link. 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:44.600 We're working on getting a formal domain name. Dan Facebook 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:47.720 was taken. Okay, Dan patrick dot com was taken. 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:51.359 Oh weird. Yeah, somebody's bowguarden that name. 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:53.840 Yeah, but I looked it up. We can get dp 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:56.480 takes a gamble dot com for eleven dollars a year. 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:59.480 Okay, it's like a bargain, so right off, that is 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:05.600 nine Uh let me. Uh everybody lost this weekend. I'm 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:06.160 a big winner. 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:09.919 We were all four and five. I lost two units. 0:03:09.600 --> 0:03:13.280 So yes, yes, I got Dylan losing one and a half, 0:03:13.480 --> 0:03:16.200 all right, and Shay you lost one. I'm not counting 0:03:16.200 --> 0:03:18.639 the jam you lost. No, no, that was it doesn't 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:20.440 work that way doing it. They were up seventeen to 0:03:20.440 --> 0:03:22.119 nothing and a half. Give up. Seventeen and the fourth quarter. 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:23.079 I'm not counting it. That's the one. 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:26.280 It does count. I had Marshall money line, Bitch. 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:30.280 Larry, you get the Diego Pavia Award. You put two 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:33.840 units on all your NFL games and uh you fell flat. 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:37.480 So Larry's making a very late push for the Pavia 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:38.920 Award season winner. 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:42.640 No, no, no, You've got it like six six weeks. 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:45.040 Larry's at four two. 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:50.240 This is my second. That's not true that for a chance, 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:50.920 it's my fourth. 0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:55.560 Yes, r I believe last episode we skipped the Pavia 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:58.480 by accident. But you got it last week too, Larry. 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:01.200 Okay, secret, Hilarry, you have seven now. 0:04:03.440 --> 0:04:07.720 By the way, the Ohio State Michigan situation postgame awesome, 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:10.040 I love it. No terrible, Oh no, it's so cool. 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:13.400 This is there's nothing wrong with being entertained by violence. 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:16.000 This is America. We enjoy violence, and the fact that 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:20.480 there were cops spraying players with fucking irritant is awesome. 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:23.760 This is only an America, Danny. Okay, awesome, Okay, I 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:25.680 loved that. Let me just kind of put it in 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:28.000 a different perspective. Let's say your daughter's going to the 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:30.760 Ohio State. She ain't playing there, she's on the field, 0:04:31.279 --> 0:04:35.960 it's over. She went to No, she's a Michigan fan 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:38.520 and she traveled to see Michigan beat Ohio State. So 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:40.320 she was at the game and she's on the field 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:43.719 and she gets pepper sprayed. You okay with it? Yeah? 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:45.440 I would be asking her a lot of questions about 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:48.280 her decision making process. What are you doing on you 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:50.080 would be at Yeah about okay? 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:52.920 Okay? So who's she friends with on the team. 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:58.479 That's exactly she's football players, miss owned. Okay. Have you 0:04:58.520 --> 0:04:59.560 been pepper sprayed before? 0:04:59.640 --> 0:04:59.800 Yeah? 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:04.320 Okay. I got pepper sprayed at Wet and Wild and 0:05:04.400 --> 0:05:06.480 Are in Kon, Texas when I was fourteen. That was 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:08.560 the first time I ever got pepper spray. Which one 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:11.719 wet Wild It's like, uh six flags but water. 0:05:12.360 --> 0:05:14.640 Okay? Have you ever been pepper sprayed in like a riot? 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:15.080 Is this? 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:18.160 That was the right situation And I got pepper sprayed. 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:21.560 At the Capitol at January sixth. 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:26.560 January seventh is the worst day about at the RNC 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:30.640 Saint Paul, Minnesota, where McCain and Palin were the nominees. 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:33.240 I got pepper sprayed there after a rage against Machine 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:37.120 concert on Capitol Hill. It was bananas. I got pepper 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:40.760 sprayed there. Antifa was everywhere. Danny Larry, have you been 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:41.480 pepper sprayed? 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:42.920 No? 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:47.040 I have not, don Okay, it's early Dylan, how about you? 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:51.919 I have not. Actually, surprisingly, I'm not as big of 0:05:51.920 --> 0:05:54.080 a rioter as. 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:56.320 The breathing part is the most surprising. The fact that 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:58.120 you can't breathe it. 0:05:58.320 --> 0:05:59.520 Do they use like bear mace? 0:06:00.240 --> 0:06:00.560 Are like? 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:02.240 Because I know there's like did they sell like the 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:05.000 little pink ones that like check's carry in their purse. 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:07.880 That's like, I think a lot more mild than. 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:11.040 Probably what, Yeah, that's just an appetizer. Those don't hurt. Yeah, 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:15.039 from what I hear, uh Ray has since Ray produces this, 0:06:15.240 --> 0:06:18.760 Ray says a new segment, great debate. What's better military 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:21.599 flyover at a game or a Creed halftime show? 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:24.480 What's more patriotic than both of those two things? 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:27.720 What if? Well, Creed is more spiritual than patriotic. 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:29.880 But if you ask Shay, those are one and the same. 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:34.520 Really, what if he was actually flying the plane, Scott Staff, Yeah, 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:37.279 he could do it. You could do it blind for yeah, yeah. 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:39.719 He could do anything. I think it flew across a 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:41.240 fucking Cowboys stadium. 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:44.800 No, he didn't do that. Some lacky did. He didn't 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:46.159 actually get in the rope and swing. 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:47.320 I think he did. 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:50.320 No, he didn't know he did not. Anyway, the flyover 0:06:50.400 --> 0:06:53.520 I think is amazing thing. It's also solely American, and 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:55.640 I think it's badass. If we're gonna waste as many 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:57.400 tax dollars as we waste, we might as well get 0:06:57.800 --> 0:06:59.880 how much does that cost? It's got to be a shit. 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:01.159 That's probably so much money. 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:03.680 What do you think a million dollars gotta be dumping? 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:05.880 What do you do the cost to take off and 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:10.320 land one of those fighter jets? It's probably astronomical. Anyways, 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:13.720 I we think, right, yeah it does. That is you'll 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:14.600 never paying for it. 0:07:14.720 --> 0:07:16.240 Yeah, I might as well see some cool ship. 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:17.160 You'll never feel more. 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:20.040 Wouldn't you be more willing to pay for something if 0:07:20.040 --> 0:07:24.000 you've got a bill that specifically said your tax dollars 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:26.920 are going for a flyover at Texas and like this 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:31.720 pothole and yeah, like you got an actual receipt, right, 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:33.680 that would have been funny. During like the Iraq War, 0:07:33.800 --> 0:07:38.080 that could have centered like all the kills you killed yourself. 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:40.240 We killed a thousand insurance based off of your SOID 0:07:40.240 --> 0:07:42.480 security tax as well. I mean congratulation. 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:43.120 Way to go. 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:48.320 Yes, right, so three bombers over super Bowl costs around 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:51.360 one hundred and fifty five thousand dollars per per plant. 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:54.640 That's a deal, Purple, Well that's around It probably ends 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:56.440 up being about a mill right. Well, it's those three. 0:07:56.680 --> 0:07:58.960 So you think could I get them for my Christmas party? 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:00.880 They want a fly one? 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:03.680 Yeah? Can I get a like a biplane? 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:08.280 Being economical, you get get a biplane with a banner 0:08:08.360 --> 0:08:08.800 behind it? 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:09.320 I like that? 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:10.720 Yeah, yeah that you. 0:08:10.720 --> 0:08:13.080 Can probably probably know who the biplane voted for. Tell 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:13.600 you that. 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:18.240 They voted for Shay. 0:08:18.840 --> 0:08:25.120 Yes, yes, Speaking of your Christmas party, what's on the menu? 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:35.000 We have Alan's thives. Add we have alligator, don't we're 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:39.400 cooking on the trigger. You're smoking the gate, it's the tail. 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:41.600 It's up to Chad. 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:43.199 Chad's cooking. 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:46.040 I'm not gonna be there. On being Vienna Yeah and 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:49.200 then pulled pork. I think we're doing. Is she cooking anything? 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:55.320 Who is she? Super bird? Super Bird? Yeah? Like who's 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:58.240 Sue Bird? Your wife? Oh? I tell you're talking about 0:08:58.240 --> 0:09:00.760 super Bird? The basketball? Yes, I'm talking about basketball player. 0:09:01.200 --> 0:09:05.000 My wife is Sue Bird. Okay, I'll let her know. 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:05.760 I'll have to explain. 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:07.400 I don't know a lot of other famous sues. 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:08.600 Uh. 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:10.840 Anyway, my wife cooks a lot of things. If she 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:12.080 cooking for the party, though, I don't know if it's 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:14.960 just Trager thing or what Tragger's doing the grilling stuff, 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:18.240 but yeah, my wife will be cooking. Uh her, She's 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:21.959 got chili that she makes, so she does some nice things. 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:24.760 Okay, just let yes. I was also saying that because 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:26.600 my wife offered to make oriole balls? 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:29.040 What what's that? 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:32.520 Those things went what it sounds like relatively fast? 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:35.679 What they were in the back room for maybe five minutes, 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:37.360 and there were thirty of them and they were all gone. 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:38.920 They're that good. 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:41.880 Okay, if your wife would like to bring some oreo balls, 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:43.760 I'd be more than happy to let me tell me 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:44.880 what an oreo ball is. 0:09:45.480 --> 0:09:48.800 All right, So my wife crunches up all the oriole 0:09:48.840 --> 0:09:51.600 balls in this mixer and then she puts them up 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:54.439 into balls. 0:09:55.280 --> 0:09:56.240 Cookies she crunches. 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:58.600 She crunches up the cookies and then makes them into ball, 0:09:58.920 --> 0:10:01.480 makes them into balls, and then puts them in like this. 0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:05.199 Like this batter like this meltz it. 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:09.600 Yeah, this meltic cake batter basically and base it and 0:10:09.640 --> 0:10:13.480 then puts them in the freezer, takes them out. 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:14.440 They're good to go. 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:18.760 I don't get it. Okay, well you won't be there. 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:21.600 Yeah, you're beating Vienna sausage. 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:26.600 Oh yeah, do you have sausage in Vienna? Oh yeah, 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:28.840 it's like oh I eat okay, pork. 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:30.760 You could go to art school there too. 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:38.359 Okay, all right, let me recap here. A bigger disappointment 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:41.439 this year the forty nine ers of the Cowboys niners 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:48.760 for surety okay, okay, everyone except Cowboys are pretty disappointing. Yeah, 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:51.000 oh yeah, I mean but part of me saw this coming. 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:54.200 I wanted to denounced it and said, maybe I'm stupid, 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:57.840 but you lose what five starters, eight contributors and get 0:10:57.920 --> 0:11:00.000 nobody in free agency. Part of me was like, we're fucked, 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:03.120 but they were all all in. All right, I'm just 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:08.600 going to ruin Christmas too, Okay, So recamping here anything that. Yeah, Dylan, 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:09.840 you got roughed up in college. 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:12.920 College was College was brutal. Marshall Moneyline though pulled it 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:13.600 out at the end. 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:19.640 Congratulates that JM. You yeah, ry bad Larry. Yeah, kind 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:24.600 of hit or miss here, yeah ye yelling. 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:29.800 No, I'm totally hit or miss. I'm definitely and I 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:31.480 bet I didn't put on a show, but I bet 0:11:31.559 --> 0:11:36.560 JM you I was up seven were half shy, and 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:39.400 he come back and went to money line for brutal, 0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:40.320 kidding me brutal. 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:42.040 That might be the first time in the history of 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:44.200 this show that Larry's admitted that he made a bet 0:11:44.480 --> 0:11:45.720 that was losing show. 0:11:46.000 --> 0:11:48.920 And you can talk about using bets that you made 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:49.679 off the show. 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:52.480 No, you only talk about, oh, you know I had 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:54.439 that one right, but I bet that off the show 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:55.400 Max bet. 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:55.840 Yeah. 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:58.640 Yeah, you never ever say oh I lost to bet. 0:11:58.720 --> 0:12:01.520 That's first time I applaud y, I plug lay, I'm 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:02.079 gonna go lair. 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:05.560 I'm more than I'm more than willing to share my 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:09.640 losing best. You know I sent these pics in last night. 0:12:10.400 --> 0:12:12.079 You think we're gonna I'm gonna bet these with the 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:13.400 bookie on Sunday. 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:16.960 Because you got already bet them. Now, well you're not 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:20.880 betting these now, you're just telling us you're betting these, right, 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:21.240 I know? 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:23.880 And and whatever lines you guys get me in. 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:28.360 I made my bets today, figured out shake shape shape 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:32.480 What is money town today? Because it's the show and 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:34.600 I'm betting for the show. This is what I do. 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:37.280 I'll get weird on Saturday if I'm being stupid. 0:12:37.280 --> 0:12:39.000 Spend money. 0:12:40.120 --> 0:12:41.600 And I think I'm ahead of the line on a 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:45.560 few of these. Honestly, Okay, let's sell, let's get ready, Shay, 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:47.959 you can lead us off with your college football things. 0:12:49.040 --> 0:12:51.920 Wait, Dan, actually, really quick, I have one bad beat 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:58.000 from the previous week. Okay, that Browns game brown Oh yeah, 0:12:58.160 --> 0:13:00.360 I had the money line, but I did actual take 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:04.439 the spread as well. Obviously that also lost. But minute 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:05.680 and a half left down too. 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:06.640 Yeah. 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:10.200 Every scenario almost except for that one, guarantees that you 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:16.640 cover the spread. And it's just jamis and just true fashion. 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:19.360 He really is just the best. I love that. 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:23.880 Yeah. Are you checking your phone for a reason? Yeah, 0:13:23.920 --> 0:13:29.360 I'm just thinking but my bets. Oh no, nothing else 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:32.199 going on, Danny. Don't worry? Well, no, I do worry. 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:34.760 I swear to God. I almost text you just to 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:37.800 say how you doing for Thanksgiving? Yes? I made it. 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:42.000 This is my best Thanksgiving. However, last year was bad. Okay, 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:44.920 but this is this is you and the room Mader. Yeah, 0:13:44.960 --> 0:13:47.520 her Oole family was over the entire family. And do 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:51.160 they side with you on any of this? No? Nothing, No, 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:55.600 I mean they appreciate me now, but they don't trust me, okay, 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:58.120 and they're very you know, I don't know how the 0:13:58.120 --> 0:14:04.160 word I'm looking for liberal. So there are some disagreements, 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:06.079 and I you know, I promised that I wouldn't speak 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:09.320 up about anything. Oh, we're not talking about it anymore. No, no, 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:11.800 we are. I didn't speak up about politics. I didn't. 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:14.280 Oh you mean to speak up there? You can speak 0:14:14.320 --> 0:14:15.520 up here. I can speak up here. 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:15.720 Yea. 0:14:15.920 --> 0:14:18.080 They don't. They're not shows way beneath them. They would 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:22.160 never listen. We're not. We're not saying anything about therapist anymore. No. 0:14:22.520 --> 0:14:26.280 And until she rules against me. The tennis wives, Uh, 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:28.680 they're going to drink and they're all going to hell. 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:31.040 Well, once the show's on NPR, your fuck, they're going 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:32.080 to all listen. 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:35.440 To it, exactly, Larry. How was your Thanksgiving? 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:40.680 By the way, I'm fine, No, stress know nothing. It 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:42.640 was at my sister in law camp, the other sister 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:45.320 in law that lives over in Brielle Dan where my 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:46.760 fiftieth birthday party was. 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:51.880 Oh, Okay, Yeah, I did run into a guy that 0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:54.840 it might be the best drinker that I've ever been 0:14:54.880 --> 0:15:01.280 around at the wedding reception at Larry's daughter's wedding reception. No, no, no, 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:04.760 this is a guy who was and Larry ranked me. 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:07.400 Was I third on the list of greatest drinkers that 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:08.240 You've ever been around? 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:11.520 You were third? Dan number one is gone. 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:16.880 So the guy you bet, yeah one, I knocked off 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:20.360 year two. That's not fair. I'm out. I'm in retirement 0:15:20.480 --> 0:15:20.880 right now. 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:24.040 You're in. You're more like in uh what remission? 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:28.160 Remission? Yeah? Yeah, but this guy drank what a case 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:31.720 of Heineken in two hours, under. 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:34.920 Two hours and the bet and our bookies, our bookie 0:15:34.960 --> 0:15:37.480 was offering the bet at under four hours and you 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:39.800 can't drink light beer, and he would do it with anybody. 0:15:40.240 --> 0:15:42.960 And my boy pulls the box, go goes make it 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:45.160 heine and make it two hours and you got a 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:48.640 bet at twenty four twenty fours and. 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:51.360 Just co holy shit. So I meet this guy. 0:15:51.240 --> 0:15:53.280 And he was number two with my fiftieth Thursday. 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:55.640 By the way, Yeah, yeah, the other guy, the first 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:58.160 guy knocked off. So I got this guy in front 0:15:58.200 --> 0:15:59.960 of me, and then I met him, talked to him 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:03.800 a little bit, and uh, he's a big guy, big guy. 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:04.880 Did you drink with him? 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:05.840 No? 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:08.280 No, he seemed like he was just having a nice 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:09.200 little time with him and he. 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:12.920 Was drinking sipping whiskey that night. Yeah, you should have 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:16.480 gone whiskey with him, Dan, I guess I don't want 0:16:16.520 --> 0:16:17.880 to do that with I don't want to do bourbon 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:21.760 with with Dan. No, I'll go budwise with Dan. I 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:23.080 don't want to go bourbon with Dan. 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:25.200 Yeah, we know what happened last time. 0:16:25.400 --> 0:16:29.760 Yeah, Larry threw up. 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:34.000 He did not pants? 0:16:35.560 --> 0:16:36.000 What was that? 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:39.080 Did you ship your pants when you No? 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:42.320 No, no, no, Okay, I'm not at that age yet. 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:47.120 Okay, Shay, I'll start with you with your college football bets. 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:49.080 He had, Danny, I got America plus four and a 0:16:49.120 --> 0:16:52.360 half against the Green Wave. Then I got the over 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:55.680 in Western Kentucky Jacksonville State. It's fifty eight now, huh 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:59.120 all right? Uh Clemson I got, dude, I don't know 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:04.520 how the fuck Clemson plus two and a half against Uh, well, 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:05.760 why are you. 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:06.840 Going against SMU? 0:17:08.160 --> 0:17:10.919 First off? Are you a dabo guy? The cocaine trust funds? No, 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:13.359 I hate Dabo. I think Dabbo's a liar and a cheat. 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:15.200 And I think the fact that he said he would 0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:17.000 retire if they ever had to pay that, I mean, 0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:20.800 I hate that so much, this Southern Baptist bullshit. I 0:17:20.840 --> 0:17:23.080 think he's a fraud. But I still think they're going 0:17:23.160 --> 0:17:27.040 to win the game. I got the Battle of Northern 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:33.600 Alabama under forty five UNLV Boise State under fifty eight. 0:17:34.400 --> 0:17:37.080 Keno Bengo, Can we not talk about Miami? I know 0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:38.800 you talked about it today, but am I allowed to 0:17:38.800 --> 0:17:41.199 mention Miami? Am I allowed to? You can? Okay? The 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:44.200 fact that Duke is not ranked as an sec conspiracy. 0:17:45.080 --> 0:17:47.600 Bama should not have lost to a six and six 0:17:47.760 --> 0:17:50.000 OU team got boat raced by him and they wouldn't 0:17:50.040 --> 0:17:52.600 be on you know, talked about being on the bubble. 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:56.600 Miami should be in over Bama. Period. Yeah. Yeah, it's 0:17:56.680 --> 0:18:00.640 just Duke not being ranked as bullshit. It's complete bullshit. Wait, 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:03.080 did you have Ohio and Miami of on? Huh? Yeah, 0:18:03.119 --> 0:18:08.000 the Northern Alabama. Ohio is just Alabama with shittier weather. 0:18:08.040 --> 0:18:11.439 Have you been Ohio? I don't. I lived there, I was, 0:18:11.560 --> 0:18:12.840 I was there for Thanksgiving. 0:18:12.880 --> 0:18:16.240 I don't but you don't live there now, Dan Ohio sucks? 0:18:16.560 --> 0:18:17.800 Why is that suck? 0:18:18.000 --> 0:18:21.199 It's Alabama with if you're a state and you have 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:22.520 to if you have to make. 0:18:22.920 --> 0:18:24.119 Got running water in Ohio. 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:28.920 It's awful. Seen discussed the commercials for people to move 0:18:28.960 --> 0:18:32.399 to Ohio. It's like it's like de Vrai University if 0:18:32.440 --> 0:18:34.560 you're seeing a bunch of ads for it on TV 0:18:34.720 --> 0:18:35.480 over and over again. 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:40.719 Since it, I've got questions since night. Columbus and Cleveland 0:18:40.720 --> 0:18:46.080 are better than any city in Alabama. Oh God, by 0:18:46.080 --> 0:18:47.919 the lake, the fuck I haven't. I went to the 0:18:47.920 --> 0:18:51.280 Guardians game and I got a foul ball from Jose Ramirez. 0:18:51.280 --> 0:18:53.280 I have been okay, and they revitalized it and it 0:18:53.359 --> 0:18:56.840 still looks like a shithole. No, Cleveland is Cleveland's great. 0:18:56.840 --> 0:18:59.879 Cleveland's a dump. I stayed in the nicest hotel in 0:19:00.040 --> 0:19:01.920 downtown Cleveland. It was one hundred and eighty nine dollars 0:19:01.960 --> 0:19:02.199 a night. 0:19:02.280 --> 0:19:07.320 That was you wait, is it the enormous like is 0:19:07.320 --> 0:19:08.959 that cameriat. 0:19:08.400 --> 0:19:11.000 I don't know. They're all kinds of buildings they redid 0:19:11.040 --> 0:19:12.760 and there was a rooftop bar at it and it 0:19:12.840 --> 0:19:14.560 was a dump as far as I could see what. 0:19:14.560 --> 0:19:16.639