1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,440 Speaker 1: Hey, kty misconnections. 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:04,560 Speaker 2: That was me staring. 3 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:07,520 Speaker 1: There's only two places to find true love in this world. 4 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:11,160 Speaker 1: One is at Annie Ann's Pretzels. As you order one 5 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:14,440 Speaker 1: large tub of cheese dip, two straws. 6 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:16,120 Speaker 3: Are for me, right. 7 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:18,640 Speaker 2: If you want it? Okay. 8 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:21,599 Speaker 1: The next place to find true love is on the 9 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:24,960 Speaker 1: pages of craigslist dot org. We scoured that website every 10 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 1: week to find the best misconnections that they have to offer, 11 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:30,560 Speaker 1: like this first one, titled Snake Me Out to Dinner 12 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 1: Man for Woman thirty one. 13 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:39,199 Speaker 3: Petco Oh says, around two pm yesterday, I stopped you 14 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,960 Speaker 3: in the reptile section to tell you that our pants 15 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:45,320 Speaker 3: were matching, even though I didn't work there. 16 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:52,320 Speaker 1: Oh your name tag said Carol, assistant manager, And oh 17 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:57,440 Speaker 1: boy were you. Even though I'm much younger, I still 18 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 1: felt a tingle watching you work. Even clapped when you 19 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:03,720 Speaker 1: put your entire arm into the snake cage. 20 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 2: Yay. Do you remember me now? Probably the only guy watching. 21 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 1: And clapping all the snake cakes, He says. I asked 22 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 1: you a lot of questions, but you said I was 23 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:22,480 Speaker 1: distracting you from your workday duties. Been there done that? 24 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:25,080 Speaker 1: They told me the same thing at the old Navy 25 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:25,839 Speaker 1: across the. 26 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 2: Street explains where you got the pants. Yeah. 27 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:33,160 Speaker 1: I truly felt you and I had a connection. That's 28 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 1: why I made my move. As you fed the snake, 29 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 1: I attempted to feed you what I found some loose 30 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 1: pretzel m and ms rolling around me. And those are 31 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 1: the good ones, guys, pretz lemons are fire. Put them 32 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:54,280 Speaker 1: up to your lips, you declined, Yeah, that was okay, okay. 33 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:57,520 Speaker 1: I just stood there watching you do your thing and 34 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 1: smile the sweet chocolatey smile. Wait. 35 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 2: She just continued to work after that. 36 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 1: At one point I may have heard my clothing description 37 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,640 Speaker 1: over the intercom, but I had my AirPods in and 38 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:10,880 Speaker 1: was listening to the top Gun soundtrack. 39 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:14,640 Speaker 2: Do you know if I want a prize? 40 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:17,720 Speaker 1: I came up to the counter to ask, and they 41 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 1: told me it was outside. 42 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:25,360 Speaker 2: But when I went and walked through the doors, nothing. 43 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:26,680 Speaker 2: Oh weird. 44 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 1: Hey, would you want to come over sometime and see 45 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:33,760 Speaker 1: my chameleon room? No, I signed Bobby Smooth. 46 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 2: I bet everybody calls him that too. 47 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:42,160 Speaker 1: To him. This next misconnection is titled I'm not a mechanic, 48 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:46,400 Speaker 1: but you got my engine revving man for Woman twenty 49 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:50,920 Speaker 1: five Auto Parts store, He says, you were the fine 50 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:54,160 Speaker 1: beep lady standing in in line that had the face 51 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,040 Speaker 1: of a mechanic. 52 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,600 Speaker 2: Wait, are you editing something else? 53 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 1: I'm editing it because it's fine dash, But you got 54 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:08,040 Speaker 1: the body of a well, also a mechanic you're talking about. 55 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 2: But guess what, that's what I like? 56 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:16,480 Speaker 1: Okay, Most women these days try to be all demure 57 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:20,959 Speaker 1: and sweet. You were the opposite, rugged, loud and all 58 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:21,800 Speaker 1: crusty ish. 59 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:25,440 Speaker 2: Sounds like sounds like a. 60 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:29,519 Speaker 1: I blushed in a good way when you yelled. Is 61 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,800 Speaker 1: this line gonna move? Or do I have to hurt someone? 62 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 2: I'm hungry. 63 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 1: Your look actually reminded me of my favorite football team, 64 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:45,280 Speaker 1: the Raiders. Tough and ruthless, not so much rough and toothless. 65 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:50,080 Speaker 1: That's my ex and she's begging for me to come back. 66 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 1: As I stood there, I knew it wouldn't be easy 67 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,040 Speaker 1: to approach you, but I went for it anyway and 68 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 1: asked for your opinion on the best smelling air freshener 69 00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 1: for my Honda Odyssey. 70 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,920 Speaker 3: Oh don't tell her without you drive that car. 71 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:06,000 Speaker 1: You suggested I order something that matched my sun dress. 72 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 2: I wasn't wearing a dress. Wait a minute, were you. 73 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 1: Joking or suggesting that I was less than a man 74 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:17,960 Speaker 1: for driving an Odyssey? Wait a minute, I cannot wait 75 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:22,279 Speaker 1: to prove you wrong. My husband would argue the minivan 76 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:26,680 Speaker 1: is that a very high testosterone caliber? When your number 77 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 1: was called, I tried to get close so I could 78 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 1: hear your home address, phone number, maybe your liscense plate, something, 79 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,359 Speaker 1: anything that would make it easier to track you down. 80 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:39,120 Speaker 2: Oh, I think this one will be okay. I think 81 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:40,560 Speaker 2: she could defend herself. 82 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 1: Instead, I got side tracks staring at your exhaust pipe. Oh, 83 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:49,000 Speaker 1: let's not call it that you took off four. I 84 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,599 Speaker 1: could ask for your number. If you see this, tell 85 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:54,960 Speaker 1: me what color mo Honda Odyssey was. I want to 86 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,279 Speaker 1: show you how far the seats dropped down. 87 00:04:57,440 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, that signed. 88 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,120 Speaker 1: Bill, assuming like a normal cars. 89 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:02,720 Speaker 3: Yeah. 90 00:05:03,279 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 2: Actually, in our minivan, the back seats don't go down. 91 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:07,240 Speaker 3: Very far at all. 92 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:10,080 Speaker 2: It's so odd. I'm like, we have so much room. 93 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,920 Speaker 2: Why does the seat got lay all the way down? 94 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,240 Speaker 2: I don't understand this. 95 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:17,400 Speaker 1: Next misconnection is titled between my covers Man for Man 96 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:21,000 Speaker 1: thirty nine sidewalk book sale in front. 97 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:21,279 Speaker 2: Of my house. 98 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:24,520 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, he says I was selling my used books 99 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 1: on the curb next to my place when I first 100 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:30,920 Speaker 1: spotted you rummaging around my yellow storage bins, you know, 101 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,919 Speaker 1: the ones that contained my more riskue material. 102 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,880 Speaker 2: You know, I like that he has a color coding 103 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:38,239 Speaker 2: to his book sales. 104 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:42,440 Speaker 1: I introduced myself by saying, so you like my smut bin. 105 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:43,800 Speaker 2: Huh? 106 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:45,279 Speaker 3: She come to the Lexus's. 107 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:45,919 Speaker 2: I love that. 108 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,760 Speaker 1: You looked at me, not sure how to respond, and 109 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,159 Speaker 1: that's when I shook your hand firmly, and I told 110 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 1: you everything you see was sixty nine percent. 111 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,240 Speaker 2: Of incredible deal. 112 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:03,560 Speaker 1: Yeah. I could tell by your lab coat and skinned 113 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,080 Speaker 1: knees that maybe you were a med student at the 114 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,880 Speaker 1: nearby university. 115 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:10,719 Speaker 2: But I didn't take the bait. 116 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:15,520 Speaker 1: We flirted, or at least I did trying to persuade 117 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:18,479 Speaker 1: you to look inside the red bin, where it held 118 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:22,800 Speaker 1: more of my fun and experimental books, including one on 119 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:26,080 Speaker 1: how to do a summersault, the Tommy Technique. Of course 120 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:27,320 Speaker 1: I don't. 121 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:31,080 Speaker 2: Know, but someone else curious. I'm just like the forbidden book. 122 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:34,960 Speaker 1: When you checked out, I left my number in one 123 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,240 Speaker 1: of the books with my name. 124 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:38,400 Speaker 2: Actually, all four. 125 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:43,640 Speaker 1: Of the books you purchased, and you still haven't called me. 126 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 2: Let me take a while, bad boy. 127 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:48,280 Speaker 1: Maybe deep down you're a good person and took all 128 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,880 Speaker 1: of them to the hospital to give out to sick children. 129 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:55,000 Speaker 1: If you did, hopefully you erased my number in there. 130 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,599 Speaker 1: I don't want some ten year olds calling me with 131 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 1: whooping cars. 132 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:04,040 Speaker 2: That would just ruined my night. They're going to give 133 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:09,080 Speaker 2: those books the kids got to lean sometime. That signed 134 00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:12,640 Speaker 2: Buster O different take on the cat in the Hat. 135 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:15,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's your Craigslist misconnections for the week. 136 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:17,720 Speaker 2: We got your phone to app coming up Brooke and 137 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:18,880 Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.