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Speaker 1: Brooking Jewels, second dat up Day. The best way to
Speaker 1: break the ice with somebody is to get looped up together.
Speaker 1: Whoat that is already? Isn't that right? Amy? It is?
Speaker 1: It is? Yeah. Amy got looped up with the guy
Speaker 1: that she went out on a date with. His name
Speaker 1: is Bryce, and I guess they met while they were
Speaker 1: getting their oil change for their car. Thank guys, did
Speaker 1: you guys meet like in the waiting room where you're
Speaker 1: getting oil change? Is that what happened? Yeah? It was
Speaker 1: like a movie, like a really low budget movie about
Speaker 1: two people getting their oil chain. You're lucky. I'm always
Speaker 1: like stuck in there with some old dude that loves
Speaker 1: the popcorn too much. Right. Yeah, Well, I actually usually
Speaker 1: changed my own oil, but I had a really busy
Speaker 1: week that week, and so I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: like lap of luxury, I'll go have someone do it
Speaker 1: for me. Hey, how did you guys strike up a conversation? Oh?
Speaker 1: You know, I kind of like noticed him looking at me,
Speaker 1: and you know, we nearly only two people in a
Speaker 1: waiting room. He was like first thing in the morning,
Speaker 1: so there weren't like a ton of people. And I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's just like a friendly vibe. So we
Speaker 1: started talking, and I thought he was really cute and
Speaker 1: like easy going, and you know, like the guy like
Speaker 1: didn't know a lot about cars, but it was like
Speaker 1: he was kind of trying like highlight the cars. My
Speaker 1: dad taught me about them. And I was kind of
Speaker 1: like giving him a hard time. So you're basically just
Speaker 1: emasculating him, being like, you don't know what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I changed my own oil. I'm only here because I
Speaker 1: didn't have time today. What about you, chump? No, No,
Speaker 1: I was really nice about it. I would think that
Speaker 1: that would be really attractive to a male, like a
Speaker 1: girl who is really hands on and mechanical. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it seems like he was into it because we
Speaker 1: actually went on the day from there, like straight from
Speaker 1: the oil change place. Well no, no, but like he
Speaker 1: gave each other phone numbers like two days later. Okay,
Speaker 1: I thought you just left straight from there to like
Speaker 1: a Denny's or something. Hey, I forget the oil change.
Speaker 1: I'd like to wash it down with some sausage from Denny's.
Speaker 1: All right, so what do you guys do on your date?
Speaker 1: So I have a couple different hobbies and we were
Speaker 1: talking on the phone. We weren't sure what to do.
Speaker 1: So I take this painting class on Thursday nights. And
Speaker 1: it's really cool. It's like a painting but also like
Speaker 1: that night was like stop motion night. I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's great. So you like do all these drawings where
Speaker 1: they move incrementally so at the end you get like
Speaker 1: a like a flip book. It's cool. It's cool. I
Speaker 1: know I sound like a dog, but it's cool. And so,
Speaker 1: I mean, he knew that that's what he was going
Speaker 1: to He was excited about going to this class with you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, I know this is super nerdy,
Speaker 1: but it's actually really fun. I would have just gone
Speaker 1: off board and made like a pervy flip book for you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Actually this was pretty good. Really Okay, all right, so
Speaker 1: he impressed you with his artistic skills. He didn't indeed,
Speaker 1: his sensitivity and his artistic skills. Um, yeah, No, he
Speaker 1: showed me what he's working on at the end of class,
Speaker 1: you know, it's really good for the first time or
Speaker 1: and I thought you were having a fun time. So
Speaker 1: after the class, I was like, if you want to
Speaker 1: go get a drink, you know, something really low key,
Speaker 1: And he said he had to get up early. And
Speaker 1: I think I like ribbed him a little bit about that.
Speaker 1: I called him a party cooper or something. How early
Speaker 1: in the evening was this? It was like nine pms,
Speaker 1: you know, I was like, borderlines, So it's pretty late
Speaker 1: for a weeknight. I feel like, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think nine pm is early for a week night.
Speaker 1: I think if you sleep two hours a night, you
Speaker 1: are not one that gets to judge how much sleep
Speaker 1: people actually need. But we get up to do a
Speaker 1: morning show, Like if you're getting up at eight nine
Speaker 1: in the morning to go to work, nine o'clock is
Speaker 1: not necessarily it's kind of turning in early. I would
Speaker 1: think maybe not, you know, no judgment. First day, it's okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm you know, boundaries, boundaries, I'm a modern girl. So
Speaker 1: how did you guys end things? Did he make any
Speaker 1: plans with you to see you in the future? We
Speaker 1: like talked about it. He walked me in my car
Speaker 1: and we had a quick kiss and he said you
Speaker 1: would call me, and he hasn't. Then it's been a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks, and I reached out to him once
Speaker 1: and then I just like left it alone because I
Speaker 1: didn't want to, you know, overdo it. Why do you
Speaker 1: think he's not calling you back? You know? I wondered
Speaker 1: if either I like, maybe I like ribbed him too much,
Speaker 1: or I don't know. You know, some guys they don't
Speaker 1: like women who are like on top of their game,
Speaker 1: like I have hobbies, I have a life, like I
Speaker 1: changed my own oil. Yeah, I've always been unattracted to
Speaker 1: girls with hobbies and lives to be involved in their stuff.
Speaker 1: And then it's like, oh god, I only want to
Speaker 1: worry about myself, you know, so I can understand that.
Speaker 1: Come on, No, I mean if that was the case,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't want to go out with him again. No,
Speaker 1: So I don't think that's the case. And I just
Speaker 1: really liked him, and I thought maybe it's like a
Speaker 1: little weird could have a radio station called Somebody, but
Speaker 1: you guys are so cool, and I listened all the time,
Speaker 1: and I just thought, hey, it's worth it, Like if
Speaker 1: it doesn't work out. That's okay, but I am curious. Well,
Speaker 1: we'll play a song, come back, call him and get
Speaker 1: your second date update. All right, all right, cool, thanks guys,
Speaker 1: you're welcome. Hang on looking jubil in the morning date? Amy?
Speaker 1: Are you a no it all? No? Why? Okay? Because
Speaker 1: I think that might be your problem if you're just
Speaker 1: tuning in for the second date update. Amy met this
Speaker 1: guy named Bryce. They were getting their oil changed, and
Speaker 1: she pointed out when we're talking to her about that,
Speaker 1: that she normally likes to change her own oil. And
Speaker 1: then the two of them went out to like a
Speaker 1: painting thing that they were doing at a bar, and
Speaker 1: then she talked about his art and said he actually
Speaker 1: did a really good job. I just are you a
Speaker 1: one upper? Amy? I don't think so? Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm a little bit like a one uper to me, like,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get him on the phone for the second
Speaker 1: date update and he's gonna answer, and you're just gonna
Speaker 1: come on and be like, my cell phone reception is
Speaker 1: better than yours. You're not gonna do that, are you? No?
Speaker 1: I promise I won't do that. You're kind of self
Speaker 1: conscious though, thinking about how your date went now, aren't you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys am freaking out again? Amy went out with
Speaker 1: this dude. He hasn't called her in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: She's tried reaching out to him and he hasn't responded
Speaker 1: at all. So or about to get him on the
Speaker 1: phone and find out why? Is there anything else going
Speaker 1: through your mind that could be a possible reason why
Speaker 1: he's not calling you back? No, I'm really nervous now
Speaker 1: though I'm more nervous than you. Are you all right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die. I'm gonna dial this phone right now. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello. Ah r is this Bryce? It is?
Speaker 1: Who is this? Hey? Bryce? How are you? This is
Speaker 1: Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a
Speaker 1: radio show. I'm sorry. I just I don't get calls
Speaker 1: from radio shows very often. Yeah, I know it could
Speaker 1: be kind of weird. Listen, I'm calling you because one
Speaker 1: of our listeners actually send us an email about you
Speaker 1: and asked if we could track you down. You have
Speaker 1: any idea who I could be talking about? No, do
Speaker 1: you remember going on a date with a girl named Amy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do? Okay, Well, Amy emailed us and said that
Speaker 1: she had a really good time on your date. But
Speaker 1: it's been about two weeks now and you're not calling
Speaker 1: her back. So she asked if we could get you
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out if something went wrong.
Speaker 1: I really don't want to talk about it. You don't
Speaker 1: want to talk about it at all. No, you did
Speaker 1: just like two minutes. I don't know about that. She
Speaker 1: described the date to us, and it sounded like everything
Speaker 1: went fabulously yep, I h this is so uncomfortable. Um, look,
Speaker 1: I just I this is really awkward. M She described
Speaker 1: the date to us, and there wasn't an awkward moment
Speaker 1: that she could think of from your date, and she
Speaker 1: said that at the end of it, you kind of
Speaker 1: not say that one more time I imagine not. Okay,
Speaker 1: So it was there an awkward moment or wasn't there
Speaker 1: an awkward moment? I wouldn't call it exactly awkward, but
Speaker 1: there there definitely was was a moment that I just
Speaker 1: did not like what happened. Okay, I'll tell you. We
Speaker 1: went to this strong thing. It was we did this,
Speaker 1: drew pictures and made like a like a flipbook. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she told us about that. She actually said that you
Speaker 1: did a really good job. Yeah. Yeah, she told me
Speaker 1: that she you know, came up to me after and said, wow,
Speaker 1: good job, and she um, she went in for a
Speaker 1: high five, and I wasn't expecting that level of force,
Speaker 1: so she high fived you really hard. Bottom line, my
Speaker 1: arm is in quite a bit of pain still from
Speaker 1: a high five. Yeah. I haven't really been to see
Speaker 1: a doctor yet, but I'm starting to get worried. I
Speaker 1: m learns in a sling right now. It's just it
Speaker 1: really hurts. Are you saying that she injured you with
Speaker 1: a high five? Well it may sound funny to you,
Speaker 1: but I had shooting pain up and down my arm
Speaker 1: for the rest of the time we were in there.
Speaker 1: And she wanted to go out and get drinks after
Speaker 1: her and I told her I had worked the next morning,
Speaker 1: so I went. I left and went straight to the
Speaker 1: pharmacy and got a sling from my arm. Really, your
Speaker 1: arm is in a sling because she high fives you
Speaker 1: so hard. Yeah, and it's it's it's still hurts. It's
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's nerve of damage or what.
Speaker 1: Did She's a nice person, but she's super aggressive, and um,
Speaker 1: that was a little too much for me. Incredible hulk
Speaker 1: or something. You're intimidated by her because of her high
Speaker 1: fiving injuring your arm. I'm not intimidated by her. She
Speaker 1: injured me, hurt. I'm just imagined her like pulling her
Speaker 1: arm back and hitting you so hard on your head,
Speaker 1: like I can't exactly. It takes a lot to hurt
Speaker 1: someone with a high five, and she did it all right,
Speaker 1: So you're you don't want to go out with her
Speaker 1: again because you don't want to risk any more bodily harm.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty much leaning towards the no. Okay, well you
Speaker 1: know what, Bryce, Maybe she can change your mind because
Speaker 1: she's actually on the other line listening to this and
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. No, she's not, Yes, she is, Amy, Bruiser.
Speaker 1: You there, you big meat head. You hurt Bryce. I
Speaker 1: camp believe this. You're not. You're not calling me back
Speaker 1: because I high filed you too hard. It hurts. It
Speaker 1: was so aggressive. I not into that. Amy. Can I
Speaker 1: ask do you try to come off as maybe a
Speaker 1: little bit harder than you are or tough maybe because
Speaker 1: I'm so little, I'm five three and one hundred and
Speaker 1: fifteen pounds, Like what do you have like bird bones?
Speaker 1: Where does that even come from? Because you were joking
Speaker 1: like this on the date the whole time too. That
Speaker 1: kind of bothered me too. You hurt my arm. I
Speaker 1: barely high fived you. That wasn't even like my most
Speaker 1: emphatic high five. Are you threatening him now? Amy? Do
Speaker 1: you feel bad? I mean, I do feel bad, but
Speaker 1: I just can't believe the situation like I would have
Speaker 1: never in my way. I owe the streams. I've thought
Speaker 1: that this is why you weren't calling me back. You're
Speaker 1: super aggressive and you got to warn someone when you're
Speaker 1: gonna go in for a high five like that, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have that. What else did I warn them about?
Speaker 1: Like if you need a warning for a high five? Like,
Speaker 1: how are you going to get through your day? Man?
Speaker 1: I don't I don't really know what else to say here.
Speaker 1: You hurt me and you're not even apologizing for it.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm sorry, you little baby. I'm sorry. Five
Speaker 1: that's helping? Oh you little baby? You warn an apology?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Stop bullying me. My arm hurts right now?
Speaker 1: Will you expect if your arm hurts so much, why
Speaker 1: don't you come to the doctor in two weeks? I
Speaker 1: really wanted to believe that it wasn't that big of
Speaker 1: a deal, but it's still hurt. Well, hey, Bryce, would
Speaker 1: you like to go out with Amy again on a
Speaker 1: second day? We'll pay for it. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't forget it. You don't want to go you're
Speaker 1: being kind of a jerk. Oh yeah, if I went
Speaker 1: on one date with a guy and my high five
Speaker 1: was too strong for him, do you think that I
Speaker 1: want to go out with him again? Do you really
Speaker 1: think I could go out with him again? I don't
Speaker 1: think so. It was just like the mockin Its seems
Speaker 1: like a little bit. I get over it. You guys
Speaker 1: are being such what's it? I'm with you, Amy, I'm
Speaker 1: fine if you got if you if you go out
Speaker 1: on a date and they can't hand a little good
Speaker 1: spirited bullying, I wouldn't want it out with him either.
Speaker 1: So Bryce, I'm assuming you're not into going out with
Speaker 1: Amy one more time. Definitely not. No, I'm really okay.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm okay too, Bryce, Bryce. Thank you for
Speaker 1: your time. I appreciate it. You go put some ice
Speaker 1: on that arm, Okay, we'll do. Amy. Thank you for
Speaker 1: your email. I'm sorry you didn't get a second date.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm not. I'm just looking for a real man.
Speaker 1: So if one unders into the radio station, all right, well, Amy,
Speaker 1: I will find you a guy who loves little physical abuse.
Speaker 1: All right, there are some out there in the morning
Speaker 1: text in at seven eight, five nine two that says,
Speaker 1: hook me up with Amy. I can take a high five.
Speaker 1: It's broken Jewil in the morning talking about today's second
Speaker 1: date update. This girl named Amy wanted to call a
Speaker 1: guy named Bryce who wasn't calling her back after their date.
Speaker 1: We got him on the phone and the reason he
Speaker 1: wasn't calling back she high fived him too hard. I
Speaker 1: know it sounds crazy. Amy's kind of a guy's girl,
Speaker 1: and she might actually be one girl who is actually
Speaker 1: a guy's girl, because a lot of women will say that,
Speaker 1: like I'm telling you, a guy's girl asked me about sports,
Speaker 1: and you'll ask him. They have no idea. I have
Speaker 1: a feeling that Amy is more of a man than
Speaker 1: anybody in this room right now. Yeah, and Bryce wasn't
Speaker 1: calling her back because she was very rough with him
Speaker 1: on their date. Swing gave him a high five, and
Speaker 1: he says that she hurt his shoulder, in his elbow
Speaker 1: and his whole arm is just messed up, and he
Speaker 1: went straight to the drug store and bought a sling
Speaker 1: after their date because she was so rough with him
Speaker 1: and he was not interested in going out again. I
Speaker 1: do like that he didn't seem to be embarrassed by
Speaker 1: it at all either. Yeah, where's my apology? Somebody texted
Speaker 1: in at seven eight five nine two because the guy
Speaker 1: was like, I might need to go to the doctor
Speaker 1: after that high five of yours. They said, if he
Speaker 1: sees the doctor, the doctor is probably going to describe
Speaker 1: him a hefty dose of man the hell up. So
Speaker 1: they decided not to go out again because Amy is
Speaker 1: just too much of a rough houser for Bryce. I
Speaker 1: just want to meet so I can high five her
Speaker 1: and see what this is. I don't business is all about.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hurt myself. Yeah, remember, if you
Speaker 1: want a second date up, they don't have to do
Speaker 1: his email the show and we will call the person
Speaker 1: who didn't call you back.