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Speaker 1: Oh, Kurt, should I start this episode?

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Speaker 2: You know, I would really love that.

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Speaker 1: It's the rare thing when Banana Boy number two starts

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Speaker 1: the episode. But I got one for you. Baby born

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Speaker 1: on seven eleven day at seven eleven PM, weighs seven

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Speaker 1: pounds eleven ounces, gets a seven eleven college fund.

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Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah, already I'm in.

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Speaker 2: I am in for this episode of Bananas. Do world

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Speaker 2: up its head? Would you believe that.

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Speaker 4: If myzillion pieces, would you be.

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Speaker 3: Bananas? Bity banana, banana, bananas baby, banana.

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Speaker 2: Ba Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 1: I am Brown, Oler, I am Scotti. Landis welcome to

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Speaker 1: all our non binarir buddies too. We have a wonderful

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Speaker 1: guest today, Kurt. I think maybe we get right into it,

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Speaker 1: unless you want to announce a couple of tour dates

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Speaker 1: at the very top.

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Speaker 2: You know I do, pat ooh, because of course everyone,

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Speaker 2: I'm touring to get ready for my comedy special taping

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Speaker 2: August twenty ninth in Denver at the Gothic Theater. Tickets

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Speaker 2: are available now, you can get them on the Instagram

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Speaker 2: on our Instagram the Bananas Podcast, And I'm doing a

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Speaker 2: few shows to support it going up to it. Lafayette, Louisiana, Louisiana.

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Speaker 2: Is that the way you say it? That's great. Lafayette, Houston,

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Speaker 2: Austin August fifth, sixth, seventh, Los Angeles August twelfth, and

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Speaker 2: then we're in Denver August twenty ninth, and then I

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Speaker 2: will stop. I will stop bothering your ears with all

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Speaker 2: of these show announcements after that, and then we'll be

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Speaker 2: bothering you with Banana's tour announcements.

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Speaker 3: That's right, right, Well, I'm going to be at the

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Speaker 3: Denver show, so come on.

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Speaker 1: Out and we'll all hang out and it'll be very

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Speaker 1: lovely experience.

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Speaker 2: Now to get to our fantastic guest. She's I'm excitedly

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Speaker 2: hilarious comedian. You've seen her in Comedy Central's Corporate, on

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Speaker 2: Apple Plus's Mythic Quest and HBO's Crashing. You've heard her

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Speaker 2: on BoJack Horseman and on Fox's new animated series The

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Speaker 2: Great North, which is very, very funny. Please welcome a

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Speaker 2: Parna and Sherla.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Hi guys, Hello, Hey Parna, welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 5: Thank you for having me. Bananas my one of my

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Speaker 5: top fruits.

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Speaker 2: Yes, is that true?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, I think I had probably eaten of all

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Speaker 5: the fruits, the most bananas in my life.

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Speaker 3: They're great for you.

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Speaker 1: They prevent cramping, Passi's good. It's the very portable. You

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Speaker 5: Very portable. They go good with a lot of other things.

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Speaker 2: And it's the only fruit that's that is the container

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Speaker 2: for an entire Sunday. Right, Yes, it's kind of a container.

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Speaker 2: It's like them, but yeah, you know there's a thing

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. A part of how is the New

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Speaker 1: York City comedy seen? Is the grand reopening happening or

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Speaker 1: show's popping up again?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it feels like it has exploded.

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Speaker 3: Good.

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Speaker 5: I colosed a show on Monday nights and we just

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Speaker 5: Yeah, very excited to be out of their homes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I think people are really psyched. I did a

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Speaker 2: show last night and it was just, you know, an

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Speaker 2: It was wonderful. It felt really good.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. I would say the first show back felt a

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Speaker 1: Yes, and I've been here a few just as an observer,

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Speaker 1: I could tell the comics as much as you never

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Speaker 3: Now, so this feels cool. Yeah, that's awesome.

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Speaker 5: Oh thank you, thanks Kurt. You were you were in

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Speaker 5: Very funny because we were I think at a table

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Speaker 5: read together and you got some real guffaws from those suits.

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Speaker 1: Well, let me tell you two about this wonderful baby

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Speaker 1: that he was born on seven eleven day at a

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Speaker 1: seven eleven pm okay. This was sentence by Pooja as

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Speaker 1: I like bow tie, Joshua bow tie for USA Today.

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Speaker 1: He is the best in the business when it comes

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Speaker 1: to writing about baby so born on seven eleven Day

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Speaker 1: at seven eleven PM. This baby weighed seven pounds eleven

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Speaker 1: I said lovingly referred to as the seven eleven babies.

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Speaker 1: Officials at seven to eleven convenience store chain ensured that

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Speaker 3: Course of her pregnancy.

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Speaker 2: It's mostly about sadness. It's a sadness sitcom.

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Speaker 2: I sure do. Let's see which is this. Okay, I'll

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Speaker 2: What the reason? It like the the article that kind

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Speaker 3: She's good, she's real good, she's very good. She's great.

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Speaker 2: he hops down off these guy's backs, over, picks up

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Speaker 2: I would experience it, yes, yeah, to feel his reasoning

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Speaker 5: When you die you get a highlight reel of your life.

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Speaker 5: I just want to see his highlight reel. Yeah, his right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh god, it's like those old Family Circus cartoons. It's

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Speaker 3: Yeah we are. We're not up there, that's for sure.

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Speaker 2: A story yeah, it was really amazing.

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Speaker 1: Oh God, when I travel, you want one of those,

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Speaker 3: I love that.

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Speaker 2: Yes, no, I do. It was it was difficult traveling

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Speaker 3: Pauna, do you ever do any solo travels? You ever

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Speaker 5: I have a solo travel you know, as a woman.

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Speaker 5: They're like, do you want to solo travel? How much

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Speaker 2: But you go on the road to do stand up.

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Speaker 2: I don't mind a holiday in express.

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Speaker 5: No, I don't. I don't mind a double tree. That cookie,

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Speaker 2: Cookie makes it. It's weird that just this little thing,

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Speaker 5: It makes a big difference. When you've been on like

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Speaker 3: I think that's all it take. So I think you

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Speaker 1: Far you'll go for a cookie, Like if they were like, guys,

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Speaker 2: I also wonder if you opened a hotel chain and

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Speaker 2: People will seem creepy now. It seems creepy now, but it'll.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, now it would be you be arrested.

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Speaker 5: One thing I don't do as a traveler is you

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Speaker 3: Anything that's smart.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll be paralyzed.

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Speaker 1: But I do like when hotel rooms have clearly like

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Speaker 1: in a far corner, and I was like, just don't

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Speaker 1: go over there, like that's the bad part of the room.

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Speaker 1: Stay away from the dark part of the room. Eight

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Speaker 1: foot stain, huge like that, and no furniture over there

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Speaker 1: at all. Just like they were like, oh God, just

444
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Speaker 1: get the furniture out of here.

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Speaker 3: It's just a bed now.

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00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 2: I love that.

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Speaker 5: I feel like a lot of hotel rooms are trying

448
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Speaker 5: to be cool now. You guys run into these cool

449
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Speaker 5: hotels and some others, yeah, and some of their choices

450
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 5: are so odd. Like I stayed in one once for

451
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Speaker 5: the shower. There was no it didn't like there was

452
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Speaker 5: no door, there was no curtain. It was just open.

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Speaker 5: And I was like, you're you're assuming a lot of

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Speaker 5: intimacy between whoever's staying in this room.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely, water just goes everywhere, and you're also fully exposed.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: We Kurt and I went down to the W Hotel

459
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Speaker 1: in New Orleans. Oh you stayed in the W New Orleans.

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00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:13,000
Speaker 1: We did house party. That hotel is the most most study.

461
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,119
Speaker 1: It's like they had a corporate group of people that

462
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Speaker 1: were like, what is cool? And then somebody was like,

463
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Speaker 1: lean back in their expensive leather chair and was like,

464
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Speaker 1: what if we change the mats in the elevators to

465
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Speaker 1: say good morning, good afternoon, and good night. You're like

466
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 1: that is cool, and you're like, that's not cool at all.

467
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 1: But the thing I will I checked into my room

468
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 1: at that hotel and there were four mirrors in the bedroom,

469
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 1: all angled in different positions, but also that you could

470
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Speaker 1: probably see yourself having sex. But when you're just traveling

471
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,920
Speaker 1: by yourself and working for six weeks, you just see

472
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,919
Speaker 1: yourself in bed in a lot of different ways and

473
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 1: feel terrible about it.

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Speaker 3: They're like, really happened to do some crunches or something.

475
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 3: But I was like, yeah, what's cool.

476
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:01,160
Speaker 1: Let's put so many mirrors that people not think about

477
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:05,199
Speaker 1: having sex in them. I'm like one one's good.

478
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 5: One is even pushing it for a so I don't

479
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 5: really need to see myself eating takeout on a bed alone.

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00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then putting it in the trash can next

481
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Speaker 1: to my bed, so I just get to smell it

482
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Speaker 1: all night.

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Speaker 3: This is fun.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, tease us out to a break Scottie.

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Speaker 1: Oki Doki a parna. Did you did you have pets

486
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 1: as a child? Did you have childhood?

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Speaker 5: I did?

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Speaker 3: What did you have?

489
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Speaker 5: We had a guinea pig?

490
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Speaker 3: Pretty cool.

491
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Speaker 5: We had a guinea pig, and then later we had

492
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Speaker 5: a dog.

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Speaker 3: Very good.

494
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Speaker 2: Guinea pig had like a trainer trainer pet.

495
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Speaker 5: To guinea peg was a trainer pet.

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Speaker 3: Mm hm.

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Speaker 5: But something odd happened with our guinea pig. We we

498
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,879
Speaker 5: went on vacation once and we my dad's colleague was

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Speaker 5: taking care of our guinea pig. And then when we

500
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Speaker 5: got back from vacation, they wouldn't return the guinea pig.

501
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 5: It wouldn't give it back. They wouldn't give it back,

502
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,680
Speaker 5: and we would ask our dad every time he came

503
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 5: home from work, are they going to give it back today?

504
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 5: And he'd be like no. And then finally later they

505
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,359
Speaker 5: finally gave it back. And this was a male guinea

506
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 5: pig and it was pregnant.

507
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Speaker 3: Yep.

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00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 2: Oh, And like you have theories, right you have? Yeah,

509
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 2: what happened?

510
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 5: I mean a different guinea pig.

511
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Speaker 3: First fury good, guess that's theory a for sure.

512
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 5: The place we bought the guinea pig didn't know how

513
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 5: to gender guinea pigs, and they said it was a male,

514
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 5: was a female?

515
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 3: Yeah?

516
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh well my guess would be like they didn't

517
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 2: take care of it properly and it died, and then

518
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,959
Speaker 2: you kept asking and like the eventual thing was going

519
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,120
Speaker 2: to be like no, they're just not going to give

520
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:52,199
Speaker 2: it back, and then it's like, all right, you have

521
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 2: to go get a new guinea pig because they won't

522
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 2: stop asking.

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Speaker 5: It did look exactly the same.

524
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Speaker 3: Yeah, are you?

525
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:04,119
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know the variety of looks.

526
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,160
Speaker 3: What was its name? What was the guinea pig's name?

527
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:13,639
Speaker 5: Aloha? Great name Aloha, which means how and goodbye?

528
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,439
Speaker 2: Really a lot of stuff.

529
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,159
Speaker 1: It works, it works, that's a great That might be

530
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 1: the best possible name for any guinea pig.

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Speaker 3: I love that.

532
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 2: Well, give it to us.

533
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 1: Family cleans out storage room, finds pet tortoise missing since

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Speaker 1: nineteen eighty two. Bananas Bananas, you choose.

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Speaker 2: News from all the way around the.

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Speaker 4: Banas Wedays, ladies, gentlemen, and our non binary folks, Welcome

537
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 4: back to Bananas Scotti.

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00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 2: Do you have any shout outs? While I tell people

539
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 2: that they should go to our instagram, the Bananas Podcast,

540
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 2: and uh, you know, follow us and dm us your

541
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 2: strange news or your personally strange stories which we will

542
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,879
Speaker 2: cover in our minisodes. And also, while you're at it,

543
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 2: go on over to Apple Podcasts. Give us a little

544
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 2: review because for some reason it matters.

545
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,480
Speaker 1: It matters way too much. And we have new merch.

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00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 1: Go to Podswag buy our bananas merch. We have best

547
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: in the biz, t shirts, long sleeve shirts, glasses, we

548
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 1: got it.

549
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 3: All the hoodies are best.

550
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 2: Hyper color is coming. Hypercolor is coming. So treat yourself,

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00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 2: don't beat yourself.

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00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 1: Yes, so the Banana Phone ended last week, but I

553
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 1: got a few in before it did. Happy belated birthday

554
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 1: to Mark M from Ohio, said how will he know

555
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 1: which Mark he is?

556
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 3: And the response was a great one.

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00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 1: He has a tattoo of a dingo eating a sandwich

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00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: with a baby in it on his arm. So Mark

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00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 1: and Ohio with a dingo tattoo eating a baby sandwich.

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00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 3: Happy belated birthday.

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00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 1: And then, on a more charitable note, of an animal

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00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: named Bonnie called and told me about cannonballread dot com.

563
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 1: Cannonball Read is a virtual book club where you read

564
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: any books you want and write about what you want,

565
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: all while shouting fuck cancer. It's an online thing, so

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00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 1: basically you try to read either fifty two books a week,

567
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 1: excuse me, fifty two books a year, twenty six books

568
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 1: a year, or thirteen and all donated profits go to

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Speaker 1: the American Cancer Society.

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00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 3: It's pretty good if you like reading.

571
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Speaker 1: If you want to be in a virtual book club,

572
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: go over to cannonball read dot com. Thanks Bonnie, and

573
00:29:56,160 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 1: one last shout out to Peter Ruggiero his fiance Emily Pitts.

574
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 2: They both listen to the podcast and Peter just wanted

575
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 2: to sell Emily that he can't wait to marry her

576
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 2: in September. Congratulations.

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Speaker 3: Hey, that banana nice.

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00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: We need to call this something. We need to think

579
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 1: of a word for shout outs. That's bananamal heavy or

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00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 1: we'll think about it. We're going to start calling this

581
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 1: section of the Banana mail Bag. Oh, I don't mind that,

582
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: the banana mail bag. Let's go with that and never.

583
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Speaker 2: Mail bag and animals. We are, of course, joined by

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Speaker 2: our wonderful guest, Aparna and Scherla.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Aparna, hi, Hi, We're so glad to have you.

586
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 1: We hope you're enjoying these bananas news stories with us.

587
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 5: I am. I think that weird news is really just

588
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 5: the nice respite you need when you're scanning those other

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00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,440
Speaker 5: oh goozies.

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00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and there's a lot of doozies.

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Speaker 1: Did you grow up in a big town or small own,

592
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 1: Aparna any I grew up.

593
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 5: I grew up not too far from where you're from.

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00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 5: I grew up in northern Virginia.

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00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 3: Okay, that is a unique area.

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00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 1: Did you have local newspapers and police blotters and stuff

597
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 1: like that?

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00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 5: Did you we had? We had like the gazette, I

599
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 5: did like I did love the local police water too.

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00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 5: It was like a sandwich was recovered, Yes, at the

601
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Speaker 5: corner of sixth and Washington. Does anyone need this sandwich?

602
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 1: There's a very excellent coffee table book called checked Out, okay.

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00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:38,440
Speaker 3: And it's real.

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00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 1: It's from like four different newspapers in western Massachusetts, and

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00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 1: it's exactly what you're talking about. If you ever need

606
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 1: like an airplane book or something just to laugh at.

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00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 1: It's real police blotterer, like highlights reel checked Out Okay.

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00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 3: It is so funny. It's a great little book.

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00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 2: Now that's a great name too. That's like the always yeah,

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00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 2: and right checked out. Okay, oh that's great. Yea, No,

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00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 2: I remember I think the first time we met Parno

612
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 2: was at the Arlington Draft from like two thousand and

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00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 2: eight or something. Yes, you and Hampton Yunt opened for

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Speaker 2: Kristen and I right.

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00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 5: That sounds no. I think that sounds right.

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00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that was That was such a lot.

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00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 3: That's a power lineup. Those are four funny comics. That's

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00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 3: a really good night.

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Speaker 2: Damn, it was really fun. Were you guys doing a

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00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 2: double act at the time, or were you guys just

621
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Speaker 2: independently doing No.

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Speaker 5: I think we were both doing stand up and dating.

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00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 5: It was a classic comedian couple scenario there.

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Speaker 2: It is small scene, small.

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00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 5: Scene, yet smalltown scene.

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00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 3: It happens.

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00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: All right, y'all. Let me tell you about this tortoise.

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Speaker 1: This was send in by Sue Underscore Sanna forty four.

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Speaker 1: Thank you Sue Underscore Santa forty four from tree hugger

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Speaker 1: dot com. But I also mayorified it on a bunch

631
00:32:56,520 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 1: of other sites, not the tree hugger dot com. It's

632
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 1: a bona fide newsmaker written by a guy whose name

633
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 1: sounds up like tree Hugger is in a real sight,

634
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 1: Stephen Messenger. So thank you Stephen Messinger at TreeHugger dot com.

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Speaker 3: Clue he is the best in the biz. There's no

636
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 3: doubt about it. Okay, no doubt.

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Speaker 1: Back in nineteen eighty two, the Almeda family was saddened

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Speaker 1: to learn that their beloved pet, Manuela, a red, young

639
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 1: redfooted tortoise, had gone missing. Their house was under renovation

640
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: at the time, so the family just assumed that the

641
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 1: slow moving animal had slipped out through the gate left

642
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: open by the construction crew and disappeared into a forest

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Speaker 1: near their home in Brazil. But they could not have

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00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 1: been more wrong. Good cliffhanger, Stephen Messenger. The true fate

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00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 1: of their lost pet remained a mystery for the next

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Speaker 1: thirty years, that is, until they were met with an

647
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Speaker 1: unexpected surprise.

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Speaker 3: This is so funny, This is so ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: After the final excuse me, After their father, Lionel, passed away,

650
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 1: the Almiaeda children returned to help clean out his cluttered

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00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: storage room upstairs. As it turns out, the father was

652
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: somewhat of a hoarder, so the room was absolutely jam

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00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 1: packed with things he had found on the street, like

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00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 1: broken televisions, furniture magazines. Deciding it was mostly junk, the

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00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: family set out to move it all out to the

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Speaker 1: trash bean out front. But while their son Leandro, was

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Speaker 1: making a trip to the dumpster with a box of

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00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 1: broken records, a neighbor upstairs asked him if he intended

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00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: to throw out the tortoise that was hold hold up inside.

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Speaker 1: At that moment, I turned white and I did not believe,

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Speaker 1: says Leandro to Globo TV. That was when the Almiadas

662
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Speaker 1: learned that, amazingly, the turtle had managed to survive for

663
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 1: three decades in that room. The family suspects it had

664
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 1: been able to sustain herself by eating termites, which, thanks

665
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:00,840
Speaker 1: to all the unwanted furniture their father I had collected,

666
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:05,280
Speaker 1: were in abundance. And although she seemed to be surviving

667
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,480
Speaker 1: and healthy in the confines of the stoag room, Manuela

668
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,800
Speaker 1: is no doubt pleased in her own way, says Stephen

669
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 1: Messenger of tree hugger dot Com, to be reunited with

670
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,280
Speaker 1: the family that had thought she was long lost forever.

671
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 1: A happy ending, Manuela.

672
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 2: Amazing wow wow, third, I mean years, there's so many questions.

673
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 2: Wah creeping out to the toilet to drink at night,

674
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 2: like where was water? Here's Mike, this is Mike. I

675
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 2: feel like we've done this story. Have we not done

676
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:44,760
Speaker 2: this story, Katie?

677
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,000
Speaker 3: Have we done this story before?

678
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,840
Speaker 2: Am I just having crazy deja vu about as? I

679
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:52,360
Speaker 2: don't think there was another tortoise discovered after thirty years

680
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 2: because my my recollection was there was one in a

681
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,240
Speaker 2: in a garage. Was this not in a garage?

682
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,239
Speaker 3: This was in a storeage room upstairs?

683
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,760
Speaker 1: So maybe we posted one about but I don't think Katie,

684
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: if you remember, let us know.

685
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 3: But we're sticking to it.

686
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: No matter what I had when I was a kid, God,

687
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 1: I wish I had a guinea pig.

688
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 3: Those are Aloha the guinea pig.

689
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, Katie says, no, we're going to Manuela is our

690
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 1: first red toe.

691
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 3: We did it.

692
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: It only took sixty something episodes, but we we got

693
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 1: a tour lost and Found tortoise. So when I was

694
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:30,919
Speaker 1: in like sixth grade, summer just started and sometimes in neighborhoods,

695
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: like all the kids in that neighborhood get into one thing,

696
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:34,760
Speaker 1: and that year.

697
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 3: It was hamsters.

698
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:39,240
Speaker 1: I don't know why, I have no idea, but suddenly

699
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 1: every kid I knew went to Wet Pet Supermarket, which

700
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:46,439
Speaker 1: was our local pet store. And at the wet Wet

701
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 1: Pet Supermarket.

702
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 2: What what is it?

703
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 5: Only wet pegs?

704
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 1: It had, it had everything. I don't know why it was.

705
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 2: They're not if they're not fish. We are constantly dumping

706
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,800
Speaker 2: water on these pets. You will not find a dry

707
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 2: pet in the house.

708
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 1: And soaked birds, wet hamsters, wet wet Bringing your cat, We'll.

709
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 3: Pour water on it.

710
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 1: We're Wet Pets Supermarket in Reister's down Maryland, in the

711
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:21,319
Speaker 1: Aim shopping center. So we all go and get them.

712
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: We all go buy those plastic habit trails, the palace

713
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 1: kit which had the wheel built in and all that stuff.

714
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: And I had one that I just named Cheerios because

715
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: the only thing to eat was cheerios. And it was

716
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 1: a golden hamster. And I think I just got it

717
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 1: because everybody else is getting it. And one day I

718
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:38,359
Speaker 1: go down and it's gone, and I'm like, okay, I'm

719
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 1: like all right. That was probably my own negligence. I

720
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 1: probably left something open. Tiiras is gone. Instantly sold that

721
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 1: habit trail kit thing, the plastic tank to a neighbor,

722
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: didn't really think about it.

723
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 3: Again I had other pets.

724
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 1: Three months later, we're playing Spud up the street, probably

725
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,399
Speaker 1: a quarter mile away, and we're playing this game, play

726
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,480
Speaker 1: this game. Friends like what is that? And I look

727
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:06,399
Speaker 1: over and there's Cheerios just charging through the grass. Its

728
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 1: happy with its freedom, a wild, a wild hamster. It

729
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:14,400
Speaker 1: made it three months in Maryland, humidity out in I

730
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,840
Speaker 1: lived in the woods like all woods, animals, everything, and

731
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,719
Speaker 1: it made it so far up the street, and so

732
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 1: we were all afraid of it because we're like, this

733
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 1: thing's gone fairal, this thing's been out here so.

734
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 3: Long, it's seen shit that'll change it.

735
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: We were like, this thing is not the Cheerios that

736
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: I knew years ago, And so we caught it in

737
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 1: a shoe box and we and we gave it to

738
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,879
Speaker 1: my friend's little sister wanted it. And the weirdest part

739
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: is like two weeks later, Cheerios gave birth. So we

740
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 1: don't know how what did it? Like, we don't can

741
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 1: they suspend their pregnancy? Does it take two? We I

742
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,359
Speaker 1: don't know. But Cheerios lived on the lamb for three

743
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 1: beautiful months and then wound up in the yard we

744
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,760
Speaker 1: were playing games in and then had.

745
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:02,759
Speaker 3: Babies two weeks later.

746
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 1: So, guys, anything as possible in this world, miracles can happen.

747
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:11,319
Speaker 5: Wow wow, but I guess we learned any time of

748
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 5: pet leaves it is to get pregnant.

749
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 2: That is the only thing we can conclude from the

750
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 2: research that has been done.

751
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, in these two very different case studies, Cheerios and Manuela,

752
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: I bet aloha would have didn't find oh yeah, loha, yeah,

753
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: three times in a row.

754
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 5: Do hamsters exist in the wild, I've only heard of

755
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 5: the mess pets?

756
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 2: Great question, No, that is a great question. Just imagine a.

757
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 5: Herd of asters a wilder.

758
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,839
Speaker 1: I think golden hamsters, which are like the classic one

759
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 1: you get here, are also called Syrian hamsters. So maybe

760
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: in Syria they run wild. Maybe they run wild and

761
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 1: free in the plains of Syria.

762
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:54,720
Speaker 3: Wow.

763
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 2: Wow, did you know speed? This was just this is

764
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 2: just a throwaway. But an animal sent this in. And

765
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 2: do you know in Alberta, Canada, they do not have

766
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:10,840
Speaker 2: rats because they illegalize them in like the eighteen hundreds

767
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 2: or something. Okay, so people hunted them, yeah, hunted them,

768
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 2: and then they have at the border they just kill

769
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,480
Speaker 2: all the rats that come in. Isn't that crazy? So

770
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,720
Speaker 2: there's it's rat free. It's been rat free for seventy

771
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 2: years apparently.

772
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 1: So I could have left my seven eleven big bite

773
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 1: right on a park bench overnight, come back the next day.

774
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 3: It's still going to be there.

775
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:31,959
Speaker 2: It's still going to be there.

776
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:35,360
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm moving Alberta, Alberta. We're coming for you on

777
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 3: the coming for you.

778
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 5: But that's the fact that they killed them at the border,

779
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 5: that that almost implies there's like a rat bordered cross

780
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:52,800
Speaker 5: monitoring for rats, knowing they come in with their little

781
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:53,880
Speaker 5: green cards.

782
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, in a in a row like five like five

783
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 2: hole huddled mass, little little briefcase like.

784
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,240
Speaker 5: I'm here for work.

785
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 1: The Canadians are like, not in this town and just

786
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,919
Speaker 1: get their big whacken hammers out.

787
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:17,359
Speaker 3: No, that's pretty cool.

788
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 2: Are you guys ready for another one?

789
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 3: Love one?

790
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 2: Okay? Here it is Land lobsters from Hell are emerging

791
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 2: in Big in Big Bend after summer rains. Okay, it's

792
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 2: a lot to process. Land lobsters from Hell emerging in

793
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 2: Big Bend after summer rains. This was sent in by

794
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 2: look at that me again and fine solo. That's a

795
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 2: fine solo.

796
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 3: Another week.

797
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 2: This wasn't something called the m r T. I'm not

798
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 2: I'm unsure what the m RT star is. And it

799
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 2: was written by Abigail Rosenthal.

800
00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 3: Oh she's good. She's the best in the She's good.

801
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:03,240
Speaker 3: She's good.

802
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:08,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah anything see life on land.

803
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 5: That's her beat.

804
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 3: That's hard to write about.

805
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:17,280
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, here it is. Rain doesn't just bring floods

806
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 2: and flowers. It apparently also awakens creatures that appear to

807
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,799
Speaker 2: come from the depths of hell. Big Ben National Park

808
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 2: in Texas shared a photo this week of a visitor

809
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:31,760
Speaker 2: near a campsite a vinegaroon, a sort of ungodly land

810
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 2: monster that can shoot acid from its tail. What Yeah,

811
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 2: and apparently this vinegaroon is on the hunt for food

812
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 2: and love. Oh. Vinegaroons are also known as whip scorpions

813
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:51,840
Speaker 2: and hunt other insects for food. They can also shoot

814
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 2: a quote well aimed spray of eighty five percent acidic acid,

815
00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 2: or more commonly known as.

816
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 1: N oh okay, I'm a little calmer now, Okay, he

817
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 1: squirt vinegar.

818
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 3: Get your French fries.

819
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they have like and like and then so

820
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 2: then after that, at that point for me is when

821
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:20,320
Speaker 2: the article falls apart completely. Yeah, and then the title

822
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 2: land lobsters from Hell. They could just say, a funny

823
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 2: looking scorpion is here. That's it. It just looks like

824
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 2: it's a three inches long. It looks like a scorpion,

825
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 2: but instead of like a like a thing on its

826
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 2: tail like a hook or a barb has like this

827
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 2: very weird kind of like hose that can squirt vinegar.

828
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 1: Apparently still not a picnic, but not as bad as

829
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 1: from Hell.

830
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. It's like it's this big. He's a little guy.

831
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 2: He's just getting by. He's just gonna buy a vinegar.

832
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:57,799
Speaker 5: I thought scorpions like usually I'm like scorpion. Oh, I'm

833
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 5: gonna watch out. But it it's just shooting salad dressing.

834
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 2: It will be okay, delightful.

835
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to clean my coffee maker. Anyways, Come

836
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,760
Speaker 1: over here, sir, after a good rain.

837
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 2: You know, mix them up with an oil aroun olive

838
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 2: oil out of town, have yourself a snack.

839
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, where was this?

840
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 2: Kurt?

841
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 1: What country in Texas? And big the country of Texas,

842
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 1: Big ben tex country. The sort of do their own

843
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:34,280
Speaker 1: stuff down there. That's very interesting. And I wonder sometimes

844
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 1: like when you travel you see things and like you

845
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 1: get excited when you see new birds in other countries,

846
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 1: but then when you're here there's like a robin sitting

847
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 1: on your windowstill, and you're like, oh, okay, I've seen

848
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:43,280
Speaker 1: that a million times.

849
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,080
Speaker 3: Not interested.

850
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,799
Speaker 1: I wonder how long it takes when you see the

851
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 1: vinegar squirting scorpion that you're like, wow, this is so cool,

852
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,319
Speaker 1: and then the rest of that hike you're like, I'm

853
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 1: not looking down again, I am over it. Like I

854
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 1: saw tarantula and Grand Canyon National Park one and it

855
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 1: was just crossing the sidewalk and I stopped where I

856
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 1: was and I watched it for five minutes because I

857
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,879
Speaker 1: had never seen a transler before. And then I grew

858
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 1: bored with it. And a family came up and I

859
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,760
Speaker 1: was like, hey, guys, there's a transler right there. Be careful,

860
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: and they're like really, And then they took out cameras

861
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 1: and they're taking photos, and as I was walking, I

862
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 1: was like, geez, guys, get over it.

863
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 3: It's just a tarantula, like.

864
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 2: You normalized it that, yeah.

865
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 3: And it sounds like it's old hat to this old dog.

866
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 3: I know.

867
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 2: I wonder about that for like global warming, because we

868
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 2: always you know, I'm always constantly scared about climate changing, lines,

869
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 2: global warring, what it'll be like for my for my

870
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 2: children's life. But they'll just be like, oh no, yeah,

871
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:46,319
Speaker 2: this is this is the flood six months when it's

872
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:49,319
Speaker 2: constantly flooding, and then the next six months will be

873
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 2: constantly baking. Just totally normalized it immediately.

874
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 3: Yes, there was flooding in New York. Wasn't there a party?

875
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 3: Did you guys get nailed with rain or a hurricane

876
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 3: or what was We got.

877
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,439
Speaker 5: A lot of rain and there were well, at least

878
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 5: for Brooklyn, there was a flood alert, but I don't

879
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 5: think we actually got flooded. I heard there were floods

880
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 5: in Germany.

881
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:15,800
Speaker 2: Whoa very bad, very bad going in China as well.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's yeah, I guess it's a little bit getting

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Speaker 5: there already.

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Speaker 3: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 1: I always wondered in New York because you know, when

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Speaker 1: it rains in New York and this guy's are selling

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Speaker 1: two dollars three dollar umbrellas within forty five seconds of

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Speaker 1: the first rain drop. It's like a miracle. I always

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Speaker 1: wondered if they would have rafts, like inflatable rafts in

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Speaker 1: the future, because like with the storm surges and like

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Speaker 1: the ocean's rising. I'm like, those guys are gonna be

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Speaker 1: that water is gonna come over Battery Park and they

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Speaker 1: are gonna be men selling fifteen dollars inflatable rafts instantly,

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Speaker 1: and you'll see people like.

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Speaker 3: I still got to work.

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Speaker 2: I still got still got to Yeah, and paddles are

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Speaker 2: twenty bucks the raft.

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Speaker 5: I always wonder with those guys where the supply chain is, Yes,

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Speaker 5: where they get in the product?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Right, It almost seems like it comes from underground,

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Speaker 2: like in the steam factory that's underground. In New York City,

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Speaker 2: they're also making umbrellas.

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Speaker 5: It's just that's what the Reds are doing.

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Speaker 2: That's what they're doing.

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Speaker 1: So for our banannimals who don't know what the hell

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Speaker 1: the three of us are talking about. In New York City,

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Speaker 1: specifically in Manhattan, when it starts to rain, there are

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Speaker 1: men on almost every street corner that have these little

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Speaker 1: black umbrellas with little plastic candles and a little square

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Speaker 1: silver button that you push. They work eighty percent of

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Speaker 1: the time. They work pretty well unless there's a breeze

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Speaker 1: of over three.

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Speaker 3: Miles an hour.

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Speaker 1: But as soon as it rains, like like the within

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Speaker 1: ten seconds of it raining. You can buy an umbrella

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Speaker 1: in New York City. It's the craziest phenomenon. They are

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Speaker 1: in their own way.

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Speaker 5: They're basically disposable umbrellas. It's like one use.

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Speaker 1: And if you live in New York for ten years,

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Speaker 1: you have bought one hundred of these things.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's just one closet that's all broken umbrells. Absolutely,

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Speaker 2: so Aparna, Why don't you plug anything you'd like to plug?

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Speaker 2: And then Scotty'll give us one little teaser on the

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Speaker 2: way out.

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Speaker 5: Okay, uh, what can I plug? I I guess I did.

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Speaker 5: I did a guest part on the upcoming season of

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Speaker 5: Modern Love on Amazon. I think that's the next thing

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Speaker 5: coming out season two.

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Speaker 2: Are you one of the lovers?

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Speaker 5: I'm not one of the lovers. I am a friend

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Speaker 5: of a lover.

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Speaker 2: Nice.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, a coworker. I don't even know if we're friends.

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Speaker 2: That's exciting. And then Butterboy Comedy is every Monday.

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Speaker 5: Oh yes, and butter Boy is back in Brooklyn Monday

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Speaker 5: nights at eight.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Interesting fun fact is that same slot at that

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Speaker 2: same place was where hot Tub was. Yes, my show

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Speaker 2: which is now in Los Angeles, and it went from

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Speaker 2: hot Tub to why it's the next night train to

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Speaker 2: you guys doing butter great venue.

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Speaker 5: I guess where your grandchild show?

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Speaker 2: Yes, you are our grandchild show with no relation.

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Speaker 5: No relation, Yeah, no relation at.

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Speaker 3: All, so so good.

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Speaker 1: Also upon as probably the funniest Twitter count out there.

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Speaker 1: So if you still are using Twitter, like some of

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Speaker 1: us still are.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, even I have slacked in my Twitter.

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Speaker 3: Y Yeah, it's fading. It's thank god it.

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Speaker 5: I know it had to go. It had to go.

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Speaker 1: Okay, doky, I'll get us out on this one, guys.

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Speaker 1: Sent in by Gretcha Sketch twenty two. Good name. Thank

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Speaker 1: you Gretcha Sketch twenty two. It was on Mashable dot

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Speaker 1: com and they don't credit their writers, so hooray for

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Speaker 1: the uh and I also verified this one too, but

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Speaker 1: thank you Mashable woman Sue's company after she won a

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Speaker 1: Toyota that turned out to be a toy Yoda, so

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Speaker 1: the force is not strong with this one. Twenty six

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Speaker 1: year old Jody Berry worked at a popular restaurant chain

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Speaker 1: known as Hooters. In order to drum up some competition

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Speaker 1: between its staff, managers decided to have a competition to

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Speaker 1: see who could sell the most beer in a month

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Speaker 1: great competition in Hooters, Great Idea Guys. The winner was

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Speaker 1: to receive a new Toyota. Jody won the competition, out

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Speaker 1: selling her coworkers and went to claimer prize, But Jody

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Speaker 1: was blindfolded led into the restaurant's parking lot, and when

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Speaker 1: the blindfold was removed, Jody was devastated to find that

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Speaker 1: the prize was in fact a toy Star wars Yoda Doll.

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Speaker 2: I mean, this sucks so much, is evil, This is

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Speaker 2: so people fucking suck, and I hope she wins this lawsuit.

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Speaker 2: Very good. Jody quit her job, as would I. I

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Speaker 2: would quit on the spot.

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Speaker 1: We're pacifists on this, but I would have thrown a

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Speaker 1: wing at somebody.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry I would have.

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Speaker 1: Jody quit her job and decided to sue her former

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Speaker 1: employees for fraudulent misrepresentations. She won the suit Kurdie B

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Speaker 1: one and was settled for an undisclosed amount of money. However,

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Speaker 1: one of the.

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Speaker 2: Lawyeroda is worth of money, Yeah, a corollas worth of money.

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Speaker 3: One of the lawyers in the case of the amount

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Speaker 3: could easily.

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Speaker 1: H let her allow her to head over to the

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Speaker 1: closest car dealership and quote pick out whatever type of

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Speaker 1: toyota she wants.

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Speaker 2: That's great, she came out.

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Speaker 3: Wow, good for you, Jody Berry.

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Speaker 2: Yes, nice work, Jody.

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Speaker 5: You think there should be a different word, like, you

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Speaker 5: know how when your cat fished, it's like you think

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Speaker 5: you're getting a sexy lover and it's not who you thought.

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00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 5: There should be an equivalent word for you think you're

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Speaker 5: getting cool prize and then it's a shitty price.

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Speaker 2: Chicken winged Yeah, chicken wing Yeah, yeah, you got chicken wing.

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Speaker 2: Buffalo buffalo winged actually works. To be buffaloed is to

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Speaker 2: be tricked, right, you got I don't know.

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Speaker 3: That you got buffaloed.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Maybe I.

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Speaker 2: Don't know. I feel like it's true, but maybe I

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Speaker 2: just feel like it's true. You know that's not really true.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you got buffaloed. It sucks.

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Speaker 1: So we were we were told that we were going

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Speaker 1: to get tickets to a concert.

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Speaker 3: We got buffaloed.

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Speaker 1: It was you know, it was just a tickets to

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Speaker 1: see a virtual concert from the comforts of our home.

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Speaker 1: And you're like, it's not really the same. I kind

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Speaker 1: of got buffalo just then.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go. You got buffaloed. Guys, that's the

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00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 2: name of this episode.

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Speaker 3: You've gotten buffaloed. Yeah, getting buffaloed. Thank you so much,

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Speaker 3: a Parna.

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Speaker 5: Thanks for having me.

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Speaker 2: Oh, thank you. Please come back. This has been.

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Speaker 1: Banana's podcast.

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Speaker 3: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 2: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine, the.

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Speaker 3: Music by Kahan, and all of our artwork.

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Speaker 2: Is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: You can follow us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast,

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Speaker 1: where we post stories every day and things that we

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Speaker 1: don't cover on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Listen, subscribe, and please leave us a review on Apple podcast,

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Speaker 2: Stitcher or wherever you get your podcast.

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Speaker 1: us at the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. That's

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Speaker 1: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.

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