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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the

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Speaker 1: subject behind the Christmas Tree. Hmmm, we'll find out what's

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Speaker 1: going on behind the tree. And just a few but

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Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: What you got for its? Nef the job?

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Speaker 3: I'll fall the job.

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Speaker 2: I offer.

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Speaker 1: That sounds harmless.

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Speaker 2: Now do you do you do you want to hear?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounds harm.

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Speaker 1: But do you want to hear it?

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Speaker 5: Of course?

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Speaker 2: Take a listen, idiot. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach

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Speaker 2: you William William.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it is William.

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Speaker 2: Hi will you My name is Daniel with Floyment Agency. Oh, yes,

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Speaker 2: how's doing okay? I'm pretty good. You You actually came

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Speaker 2: in a couple of weeks and filled out some forms.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. I did.

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Speaker 2: You're you're seeking ployment right, yes?

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Speaker 5: I am?

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Well listen, I got a few things here

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Speaker 2: I'd like to go over if you don't. If you

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Speaker 2: have the time, I'd like to get a couple of

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Speaker 2: questions from you. I think I actually have something I

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Speaker 2: could send you out on a Monday. If you actually

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Speaker 2: fit the criterias.

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Speaker 5: Okay, oh okay, well hold on second, let me grab

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Speaker 5: a pin real fast. Hold okay, all right, go ahead,

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Speaker 5: I'm ready.

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Speaker 2: All right. Are you used to physical labor at all?

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Speaker 5: Yes? Yes I am.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I've got a problem health wise or physical. You're

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Speaker 2: you're you're able to handle that kind of stuff?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Okay? About how tall are you? Will you?

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Speaker 5: About five eight?

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Speaker 2: Al eight? Okay? And how much do you weigh?

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Speaker 5: About one fifty one fifty?

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Speaker 2: Okay? All right, let's do this. Now. Have you done

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Speaker 2: any singing at all?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 6: Not?

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Speaker 2: Not.

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Speaker 5: I can sing a little bit, not and I'm not

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Speaker 5: a singer. Singer, but you know I could. I could,

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Speaker 5: I could blow a little bit, but not not not professionally.

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Speaker 2: But you know, right, but you're pretty good at holding

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Speaker 2: a note at least though, right.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I can. I can hold a note.

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Speaker 2: Okay, not bad, not bad at all. Are you good

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Speaker 2: working out in the heat? Is that? Okay?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? At this point, man, I'm willing to take anything. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I'm cool with that.

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Speaker 2: Okay. How long you been out of work?

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Speaker 5: Ah? Man, it's about a good about a year and

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Speaker 5: a half.

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Speaker 2: Now okay, Well, man, we're gonna try to fix that

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Speaker 2: for you. I know, with the way economy is, you know,

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Speaker 2: I know how people can be out of work and

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Speaker 2: not be able to find what they're looking for. But

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Speaker 2: I think we've got something up right, Alley. Now, let

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Speaker 2: me ask you this question. Are you good working barefooted?

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Speaker 5: Barefooted?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, without without shoes on it all?

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean I guess it's the job required it.

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Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, I can do that.

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Speaker 2: Okay. Now we're gonna start Monday morning right at sunrise,

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Speaker 2: so we're talking about five point thirty six o'clock here.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna need you to report to the field to

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Speaker 5: Okay, what kind of job is good?

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Speaker 2: I mean, what you're gonna be doing, William, is you

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Speaker 2: gonna what you're gonna be doing? Is that actually picking cotton?

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Speaker 2: And we want you to do it barefooted, and we'd

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Speaker 5: Well, you gotta be kidding, man, Are you serious?

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Speaker 2: I'm that serious? To Jobeys h ten bucks an hour?

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Speaker 2: You know we're gonna get you some good hours out there.

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Speaker 5: Way man, I mean with all this thing, man, I

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Speaker 5: mean that, I mean, he's not my picking cotton and

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Speaker 2: Man, I don't, you're don't forget. I do need to singing.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be a Do you know any Negro spirituals?

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Speaker 5: No, I don't and I don't. I don't. I don't think.

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Speaker 5: Who's this again?

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Speaker 2: Uh? Like I said, I'm Daniel. I wanted the employees here.

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Speaker 2: I work at employment agency. You know, I pulled up

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Speaker 2: your file and saw how long you've been out of work,

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Speaker 2: and you know, I've got something that I think you'll

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Speaker 5: Okay, but what I mean, what is this job really about?

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Speaker 2: It?

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Speaker 5: I mean, you talk, you're talking about picking cotton.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, basically, it's kind of like you're getting paid.

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Speaker 2: You know, the ten bucks an hour, you're probably gonna

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Speaker 2: know you're gonna make a hundred bucks a day. It's

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Speaker 2: it's a it's kind of like slavery, but it's not.

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Speaker 5: It's hold up, hold up, brother, hold up, uh man,

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Speaker 5: I didn't sign on for nothing like this.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I'm I'm thinking you guys are supposed to

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Speaker 5: be helping me with an up today job. I mean,

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Speaker 5: slavery don't even exist, no more, man, I mean, I mean,

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Speaker 5: we are.

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Speaker 2: Going to pay you, you understand, but we do want

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Speaker 2: you barefoot.

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Speaker 5: You're telling me I gotta I gotta sing and walk

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Speaker 5: barefooted picking cotton, singing some slavery songs. Bro, I don't

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Speaker 5: do anything like that, man, I'm voting man that slavery. Man.

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Speaker 6: Whatever are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: I can't what what did you say? Man?

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Speaker 5: I'm thinking that you guys are going to be finding

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Speaker 5: me a job. A job.

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Speaker 2: Job, that's a job in regardless of of how you

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Speaker 2: like it, it's a job. Now, I need you to

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Speaker 2: report for halve o'clock on the morning out in the

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Speaker 2: field with no shoes and ready to see me.

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Speaker 5: Man, I am not reporting, no damn where at five

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Speaker 5: o'clock in the morning, at no damn field. Brother, I mean,

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Speaker 5: I don't know why why you even calling me with

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Speaker 5: this matter of fact matter of fact? You know what,

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Speaker 5: Go ahead and send my dog because I'll go over

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Speaker 5: there and talk to these people in the beginning, because

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Speaker 5: y'all need to be reported.

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Speaker 2: Like I said, five o'clock in the morning. Report You

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Speaker 2: know what, if you can wear your shoes, man, listen,

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Speaker 2: fuck fuck listen to me.

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Speaker 5: No not my name ain't Buck as matter of fact?

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Speaker 5: What's your name? Because you know what? I will be

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Speaker 5: at this tomorrow just to meet your because this don't

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Speaker 5: make no sense. Man, you calling my phone talking about

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Speaker 5: some slavery work. Man, you must be out of your

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Speaker 5: mind talking.

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Speaker 2: To Are you looking for work? Are you not looking

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Speaker 2: for work? Now?

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Speaker 6: I'm not looking for that kind of work, dude.

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Speaker 5: I mean you call them my son telling me about.

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Speaker 6: Some slaves work.

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Speaker 2: It's worked, though, you get matter of fact?

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Speaker 6: What what is your name?

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Speaker 2: What is your nameel?

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Speaker 6: You can kiss my Okay.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to go back and I'm not doing

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Speaker 5: no type like that matter. He can lose all my information.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna get your black I mean, hang on, you're

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Speaker 2: gonna get your butt out there and you're gonna do

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Speaker 2: what you say, get my black?

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Speaker 5: Well, you know what. I will be there putting my down.

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Speaker 2: Can I can I say one more thing? What?

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Speaker 5: What the what the else you gotta say?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 6: You just said a mob full already?

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Speaker 2: I gotta say this. This is Nephew Tommy from Steve

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Speaker 2: Harby Morning Show. Your wife Katrina gotten me to pray

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Speaker 2: phone call you?

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Speaker 5: What the who?

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Speaker 2: William? This is nephew tire me Man from the Steve

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Speaker 2: Habby Morning.

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Speaker 6: This believe she did dothing like that, man, And and

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Speaker 6: you know I'm looking for Yeah, man, I bet you

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Speaker 6: won't be saying that when the bills come in next month.

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Speaker 6: Hey man, I'm five for eight, one hundred and fifty pounds.

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Speaker 5: But but I'm ready to get your get all in

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Speaker 5: your I mean, and she know that.

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Speaker 2: You know that.

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Speaker 5: I mean I wanna get high.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, man,

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Speaker 2: what is what is the baddest and I mean the

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Speaker 2: baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 5: Oh man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show? You said, we.

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Speaker 3: All sat straight up.

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Speaker 4: I said, oh hell no, I'm gonna kill this dude

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Speaker 4: right here. I was thinking about killing you. Tell me, hey,

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Speaker 4: what you call me? I asked, Gonna be thumping?

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Speaker 5: You know one kind of woman Franks a man who's

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Speaker 5: out of work.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm fine for one fifty, but I would

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Speaker 3: get in your behind if I got Can you come barefoot?

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Speaker 2: Oh man?

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Speaker 5: Can you sing?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Well you some spiritual a little bit. I ain't really

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Speaker 5: no professional.

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Speaker 2: But it just really need a job because you set

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Speaker 2: it up like, yeah.

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Speaker 5: I sing a little bit.

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Speaker 4: You know, I'm trying to out what kind of sun

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Speaker 4: am I'm gonna be doing delivering telegrams. I'm gonna be sting.

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Speaker 3: I'm doing bafoot.

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Speaker 4: Well, the job called for.

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Speaker 5: Great.

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Speaker 3: I know the brother here was were making white trampoline?

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Speaker 5: What doing?

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Speaker 4: Okay, you trying to get your head, get your black?

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Speaker 2: Make sure you have your black?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that was another way.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Jack oh man, that was great. Man.

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Speaker 2: I love my people.

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Speaker 3: Hello and the death Boy, they are the truth, true.

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Speaker 2: And the truth.

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Speaker 5: I know some people.

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Speaker 4: Dog, had you have put that phone call in you,

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Speaker 4: you probably couldn't have had enough.

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Speaker 1: Bleeps Coming up, Max is my Strawberry letter. Subject behind

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Speaker 1: the Christmas Tree. We'll get into it right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Hardy Morning Show