1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: the old Republic a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 5 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse the Clearinghouse of Hot takes 6 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:24,080 Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 7 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:33,959 Speaker 1: Maller starts right now in the air everywhere and welcome 8 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:40,320 Speaker 1: into the Magic Podcast Do Joe another addition of a 9 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 1: Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny G Radio slaving 10 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:50,519 Speaker 1: away over a red hot microphone even on the weekend, 11 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 1: eight days a week. We thank you for finding the 12 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:59,200 Speaker 1: podcast five stars. Tell a friend, keep the downloads coming 13 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 1: to Wild Wild World, Danny G. We need all the 14 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:06,480 Speaker 1: downloads we can get. We are download horrors, bunch of 15 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:09,720 Speaker 1: hookers and cocaine. That's what we are in the podcast game. 16 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:14,160 Speaker 1: You might even get forty minutes of relaxation time today 17 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,960 Speaker 1: because it's Saturday. Damn it. That is right. You might 18 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,320 Speaker 1: get some relaxation, but don't be too close to your cat, 19 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:21,520 Speaker 1: because then your cat will destroy yourself. We learned that 20 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:27,320 Speaker 1: in the previous episode of the Fifth Hour. Uh so 21 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:31,160 Speaker 1: Saturday always fun, Life of Mallard, Life of Danny g 22 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:40,160 Speaker 1: We've got grit Old Guru, Cactus Mallard, Ms, Karen Backscratcher, 23 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:45,319 Speaker 1: and possibly pop Quiz depending on how much time we have. 24 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:48,480 Speaker 1: So that's that's not bad. That's a nice menu. That's 25 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:51,800 Speaker 1: a solid menu on the on the Saturday pod. Right, 26 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 1: it's not bad. It's a lot of that's right, a 27 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:58,360 Speaker 1: lot of Bobba gnoos. All right, yeah, well let's get ready. 28 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:04,280 Speaker 1: Uh so the Alien Old Pine Er, a fine supporter 29 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 1: of the Mallard Militia and a Brigadier General in the 30 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 1: Mallard Militia alfae Ao Piner picked up on my subtle 31 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:20,240 Speaker 1: hints on this podcast, and I have announced. I'll announced 32 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:25,760 Speaker 1: it officially right now that I I am. Now, you 33 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:28,600 Speaker 1: pay me five thousand dollars, I'll endorse a game magazine 34 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:34,960 Speaker 1: Benny the Griddle guy who the GrITT Ole Guru, if 35 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 1: you will. Many many months ago, I had mentioned I 36 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:39,400 Speaker 1: was thinking about getting a griddle I don't know which 37 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 1: one to get, and Alpha actually sent me a couple 38 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,920 Speaker 1: of things. Uh, there's a couple of other fans of 39 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:49,080 Speaker 1: the show that recommended things that they had used and 40 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 1: so I got myself, he should I name the brand. 41 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:54,080 Speaker 1: I don't need to name the brand. They're not an advertiser. 42 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:59,160 Speaker 1: But it's a well known grid Old brand, blue Stone, 43 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 1: you know, kind of like something like that, you know. 44 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:06,440 Speaker 1: So I got this thing. And for many years I 45 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:10,600 Speaker 1: always been a barbecue guy, Summers barbecue, like Benny the 46 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:13,600 Speaker 1: barbecue guy. And I have nothing against the barbecue I have. 47 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:18,639 Speaker 1: I have no anti barbecue position. I am very neutral. 48 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:22,280 Speaker 1: I'm pro barbecue. If anything, I'm not even neutral pro barbecue. 49 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:29,080 Speaker 1: But this contraption takes a sledgehammer to the traditional barbecue. 50 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 1: And I have undergone a metamorphosis Danny, from the green 51 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 1: banana to the aforemation grittle guru. And for some reason, 52 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 1: I don't know why this got into my head about 53 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 1: a year ago, I've thought about it this. I got 54 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 1: this Michigans in my head that I needed I needed 55 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 1: a grittle, that for some reason, the grittle was gonna 56 00:03:56,600 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 1: make my life complete, and and so, realizing I'm a 57 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:05,880 Speaker 1: total sugunar, I ended up embracing this, and in cahoots 58 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:09,560 Speaker 1: with my wife, we ended up getting a griddle from 59 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:13,160 Speaker 1: one of the local home improvement stores and I've been 60 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 1: mastering my griddle game. The reason I didn't bring it 61 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,600 Speaker 1: up right away. I wanted to master my right hand 62 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:21,560 Speaker 1: was getting a workout the art of the griddle. My 63 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:28,000 Speaker 1: core down blue level cheese steak outstanding, authentic. We could 64 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:34,480 Speaker 1: bring fats from Philadelphia, Tony Bruno and all my guys Garganna, 65 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:38,080 Speaker 1: all these Philly guys that I know, uh that I 66 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,800 Speaker 1: know through radio, and they would say, that's a great 67 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 1: cheese steak. And since then, I have also mastered the fajitas, 68 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:55,080 Speaker 1: the beef bogogi with rice, Smash Smash Burgers Oklahoma Onion Burgers, 69 00:04:55,640 --> 00:05:00,160 Speaker 1: I made a rip off Juicy Lucy Burger, and I've 70 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:04,320 Speaker 1: been experimenting with different things and I really enjoyed I've had. 71 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:05,760 Speaker 1: I've had a good time, and my wife loves it 72 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:08,279 Speaker 1: because I end up usually cooking on the weekends pretty 73 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 1: much every Friday and Saturday and Sunday. I'm there, and 74 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,520 Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, Danny. For years, I always said, 75 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:18,960 Speaker 1: when people finally realize I suck at radio and they 76 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:20,880 Speaker 1: get rid of me, that I was gonna go to 77 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:24,120 Speaker 1: Costco and get a job pushing shopping carts around. But 78 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,800 Speaker 1: now I think I can work a griddle at a 79 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:30,680 Speaker 1: short order restaurant. I believe I could handle the griddle. 80 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:37,360 Speaker 1: I could be the griddle guy. Make I'm not lying, 81 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:40,200 Speaker 1: by the way, I'm not exaggerating, I'm not embellishing. I 82 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:43,159 Speaker 1: am telling you, Danny that I've I've spent enough time 83 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:45,880 Speaker 1: over the last couple of months on this thing that 84 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,760 Speaker 1: if you put me in an environment where I'm in 85 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:52,960 Speaker 1: the kitchen and you said I need fifteen burgers, boom done, 86 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,159 Speaker 1: no problem. You want cheeseburger, what you want? I wanted 87 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:58,160 Speaker 1: to juicy lucy. You want to smash burger, you want 88 00:05:58,160 --> 00:05:59,839 Speaker 1: it well done? You want to burn? Now, I don't 89 00:05:59,839 --> 00:06:01,680 Speaker 1: make call him burn, you know. For me, of course, 90 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:05,159 Speaker 1: it's burn, baby bird. You know that's how I opera. 91 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:09,000 Speaker 1: Absolutely give me a nice ovation there. But not everyone 92 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:10,960 Speaker 1: likes it the way I like it, and some people 93 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,360 Speaker 1: like it different ways, and so you have to honor that. 94 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:15,760 Speaker 1: But I've had fun with that. And if you have, 95 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:18,760 Speaker 1: as a fan of this podcast and the radio show, 96 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:22,760 Speaker 1: if you have a special grittle recipe, if you want 97 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:25,520 Speaker 1: to send that to my inbox, you can send it 98 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:28,640 Speaker 1: to Real Fifth Hour at gmail dot com, or you 99 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:31,240 Speaker 1: can send it to Ben Mallor's show at gmail dot com. 100 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:35,000 Speaker 1: Either one will work, so I'm looking to crank it up. 101 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,840 Speaker 1: I have not done any breakfast foods on there. I 102 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:40,520 Speaker 1: understand you can make pancakes really easily on the grittle. 103 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:44,920 Speaker 1: So are you a griddle guy, Danny or No? I 104 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:47,760 Speaker 1: mean I will eat everything you make off that grittle. 105 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:50,280 Speaker 1: We're gonna have you over one of the these parties. 106 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:52,280 Speaker 1: I guess we can have parties again, because I was 107 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:54,760 Speaker 1: gonna ask you, are you gonna be the grittl guru 108 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:58,039 Speaker 1: at your Christmas party? I'm thinking I'm gonna do it. 109 00:06:58,120 --> 00:07:00,279 Speaker 1: I'm thinking I'm gonna be making the fee. Is that 110 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:02,600 Speaker 1: way I don't have to ask socialize. I can just 111 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:06,120 Speaker 1: be the fahita guy. There's a lot of meat. Is 112 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,920 Speaker 1: a lot of meat, cut up the chicken. You put 113 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,200 Speaker 1: some peppers in there, some onions. It's easy to go. 114 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:14,440 Speaker 1: Oh and the other thing that's apathetic, I am, says 115 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,760 Speaker 1: I like all these gadgets. I've been watching these YouTube 116 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 1: videos on cookie trying to learn different ways to cook 117 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:23,960 Speaker 1: and trying to experiment. So a mandolin. Now I know 118 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,200 Speaker 1: what the mandolin the instrument was. I didn't know. Do 119 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,600 Speaker 1: you know what a mandolin is in the kitchen. No, 120 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:32,640 Speaker 1: it's like this thing to cut onions or peppers really thin, 121 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:36,400 Speaker 1: like razor thin. That's really good. It's not that much 122 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:39,120 Speaker 1: you get like Walmart for well he used to get 123 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:42,120 Speaker 1: it for ten bucks. Now it's like fifteen bucks. And 124 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:44,560 Speaker 1: this thing is great and it really helps. And you're 125 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:46,920 Speaker 1: making onions on the griddle or some along those lines, 126 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:50,920 Speaker 1: and you gotta I gotta squeeze the onions thin there 127 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:55,400 Speaker 1: works out very well. Yeah I'm getting money for that 128 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:58,720 Speaker 1: or not, but I just I enjoy you're laughing at me? 129 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:01,320 Speaker 1: Is this? This is my my new thing here, This 130 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:04,080 Speaker 1: is my thing, Danny g that I I have moved 131 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:07,400 Speaker 1: on to cooking, baking and cooking now this is my 132 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:10,360 Speaker 1: new deal here. I'm not doubting you, man. I've seen 133 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:13,320 Speaker 1: you prep for a show. Yeah, so if you prep 134 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:16,080 Speaker 1: that much for a radio show, I can imagine you 135 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:18,600 Speaker 1: prepping that much for a dinner. So I know it's 136 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:21,400 Speaker 1: gonna come out tasting pretty good. Well, thank you. And 137 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:24,160 Speaker 1: and that is also why my wife is annoyed often 138 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,640 Speaker 1: by this. And she can speak for herself. She's not 139 00:08:26,720 --> 00:08:30,120 Speaker 1: here right now, um, but when she's cooking, she's very 140 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,600 Speaker 1: good cook. I love my wife's cooking. It's an added 141 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:38,559 Speaker 1: bonus and all that wonderful. But she I always tell 142 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:43,199 Speaker 1: her she cooks like a a TV cooking show, you 143 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:44,840 Speaker 1: know how a TV cooking show that you just throw 144 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:48,760 Speaker 1: the pots everywhere, the pants everywhere, it's messy, use seventeen 145 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:52,360 Speaker 1: different items, um, and that that's kind of how she 146 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:55,679 Speaker 1: rolls and says, I, I'm the dishwasher. That's my other 147 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:58,560 Speaker 1: job at the house. I'm the dishwasher. So as the 148 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:01,840 Speaker 1: dishwasher at the Mallard Man in the north Woods, I 149 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,320 Speaker 1: realized what a pain in the key stir it is 150 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:08,920 Speaker 1: to have to wash everything, so I try to minimize 151 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:13,120 Speaker 1: the number of dishes being used. She's she's cool with 152 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:16,720 Speaker 1: using lots of dishes because she knows I'm the the 153 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:19,560 Speaker 1: big dummy over there is gonna end up washing everything anyway. 154 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:23,880 Speaker 1: So what the hell? Okay, you're the production assistant. Yes, yes, 155 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:27,680 Speaker 1: I'm helping on the intern on the TV show. Now 156 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:31,600 Speaker 1: with that taking that to the next page here, so uh, 157 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:34,280 Speaker 1: the life of Mallard and all that stuff. So that 158 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:37,040 Speaker 1: that's one of the things I've been doing. And good job, 159 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,800 Speaker 1: good listening by alf that caught onto that he's been 160 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:43,439 Speaker 1: peppering me with emails. Oh I also, before I forgot, 161 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,199 Speaker 1: this was not where yet, this was not part of 162 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,840 Speaker 1: the rundown. I would like to thank Alf. One of 163 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:52,240 Speaker 1: the commercials I've been doing on the podcast, I was 164 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:56,840 Speaker 1: promoting a website for you know, so people at the 165 00:09:56,880 --> 00:10:00,480 Speaker 1: company knew that you were as a fan of the podcast. 166 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:03,199 Speaker 1: You were clicking on to buy the product to look 167 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:07,160 Speaker 1: at the product. Alf's like, hey, uh, you know that 168 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:11,280 Speaker 1: website doesn't work. And then a couple other people emailed 169 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,240 Speaker 1: me and said, you know, Ben, that website doesn't work, 170 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,880 Speaker 1: and and so I thought, well, these guys are probably 171 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,040 Speaker 1: just punking me. It's probably some kind of conspiracy to 172 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:21,400 Speaker 1: punk me. You know, it's goof on Bend today. And 173 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:24,160 Speaker 1: so I I clicked on it and hand to god, 174 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:27,680 Speaker 1: it did not work. So I contacted management. I said, 175 00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:29,080 Speaker 1: what the hell? You know, these people are spending good 176 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:32,280 Speaker 1: money on this commercial and the website doesn't work, and 177 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:37,839 Speaker 1: so they said they were they were going to fix it. Whoops. Yeah, 178 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:41,320 Speaker 1: but thank you, and please, uh you know, I can't 179 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,840 Speaker 1: tell you to buy anything, I can encourage you to 180 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:46,959 Speaker 1: buy stuff, but it does help when when these companies 181 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,440 Speaker 1: put my name and as a tag on a website 182 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:53,120 Speaker 1: or something like that, or a code, a discount code. 183 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:57,360 Speaker 1: They do monitor people keep in tracking that stuff. So 184 00:10:57,400 --> 00:11:00,000 Speaker 1: it does help. And these are these are good products. 185 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,280 Speaker 1: You're a nice guy, and you can't tell people to 186 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:04,680 Speaker 1: buy stuff, but I can so listen up to you 187 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:10,240 Speaker 1: cheap anything you hear on this podcast, by two of them, 188 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:14,080 Speaker 1: two of them, that's right, exactly correct on that in fact, 189 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,960 Speaker 1: by one that you might not need for three years 190 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,800 Speaker 1: from now. By a third one, how about that? And 191 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:21,240 Speaker 1: you know Christmas is gonna be here in Hanaka before 192 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:24,680 Speaker 1: you know it or whatever you celebrate, so just send 193 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:26,720 Speaker 1: some random gifts out, you know, to send some random 194 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:30,320 Speaker 1: gives out and with the brand on. So thanks that. 195 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,559 Speaker 1: I just remember that. So thanks Alvin the other people 196 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:38,000 Speaker 1: you know who you are, that sent them so among 197 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:42,400 Speaker 1: the other Life of Mallard Tales, Danny the Wife. One thing, 198 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,520 Speaker 1: you know that you're getting married, you're in the process 199 00:11:44,559 --> 00:11:47,839 Speaker 1: of give and you know from your dealings with the 200 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:53,760 Speaker 1: the Kinder Gentler agenda that uh, there's always got to 201 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:57,160 Speaker 1: be something this, this's gotta be the ball has always 202 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,320 Speaker 1: gotta be moving right, you know what I mean. There's 203 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:02,600 Speaker 1: all something. They gotta be some kind of nonsense. So 204 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:05,520 Speaker 1: my wife decided that we needed to kind of gussy 205 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:09,040 Speaker 1: up the backyard at the Mallard mansion. Keep in mind, now, 206 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:12,920 Speaker 1: my wife's very good cook. He's very very social, great person, 207 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:17,480 Speaker 1: wonderful with animals and kids and everyone loves. The one 208 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,200 Speaker 1: thing she did not get a lot of is the 209 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:22,320 Speaker 1: green thumb. Uh. And I've I've known her for a 210 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:24,800 Speaker 1: long time, we've married a long time, and I would 211 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:29,360 Speaker 1: say she has a black thumb. Pretty much every plant 212 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,400 Speaker 1: we have bought it works the same way. It's like 213 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:35,559 Speaker 1: groundhog Day. We go to home depot or lows we 214 00:12:35,679 --> 00:12:39,160 Speaker 1: see some flowers. Oh, that's so great. I'll keep this 215 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:42,600 Speaker 1: is gonna be wonderful, and I'm gonna take care of 216 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:45,840 Speaker 1: it on water and It'll be fine. So every one 217 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:49,200 Speaker 1: of them has ended up dead. Nothing has lived. So 218 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,360 Speaker 1: every plant she's scared for has ended up in the 219 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,800 Speaker 1: big forest in the sky. And so, but she determined 220 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:57,520 Speaker 1: list we need to go more of a Southwestern flavor day. 221 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:03,280 Speaker 1: The succulents, yes, so as as in cactus, and so 222 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,080 Speaker 1: we uh we went the other day. We went to 223 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:09,720 Speaker 1: the home improvement store, loaded up, grabbed a bunch of 224 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:15,560 Speaker 1: random cacti. Now, I went for the cactus flowers, is 225 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,880 Speaker 1: what I went for. Dan, I went for the cactus. 226 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,760 Speaker 1: I think it was kind of cool. I'm not really 227 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:24,280 Speaker 1: a big cactus guy. I enjoyed traditional plants. But whatever, 228 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,760 Speaker 1: you know, it's give it a shot. And these things 229 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:31,200 Speaker 1: are pretty simple. It's like gardening for idiots, you know. 230 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:34,199 Speaker 1: To make sure it gets a lot of sun watered occasionally. 231 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:36,839 Speaker 1: You're good to go. You know. It's it's it's like 232 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:40,520 Speaker 1: making burgers with a Hamburger helper. You just add water 233 00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:43,199 Speaker 1: and mix it together. You're good to go. So I 234 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:46,760 Speaker 1: picked out some cactus flowers. She liked more of the pickle, 235 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:56,120 Speaker 1: kind of fallus looking cactus that looked like a giant 236 00:13:56,800 --> 00:14:01,960 Speaker 1: sausage with a little a little pricks on it. Can 237 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,480 Speaker 1: you say that on the podcast? That's a podcast you 238 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:06,080 Speaker 1: can see whatever hell you want, right, I don't know 239 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:09,640 Speaker 1: who the hell's listening. So she she went for that 240 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:14,600 Speaker 1: Arizona desert cacti look. And so we we had a big, 241 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:18,840 Speaker 1: big night under this the night sky there. We put 242 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:22,400 Speaker 1: together a bunch of pots, we put together the cactus 243 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:25,800 Speaker 1: and we'll see what happens. How many weeks. What's the 244 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:28,560 Speaker 1: over under on how many weeks before these things start dying. 245 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:32,880 Speaker 1: It's really hard to screw this one up. Yeah, we'll 246 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,760 Speaker 1: find out. Yeah, and we get a fair amount of 247 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:38,800 Speaker 1: sun here in California. They did they tax us for 248 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,440 Speaker 1: the sun? I know they tax us for everything else. 249 00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,400 Speaker 1: Do we get taxed for the sun? And I saw 250 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:46,440 Speaker 1: a story saying that in they're thinking about taxing us 251 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:50,400 Speaker 1: for the sun? Yes, per per second we sit outside, 252 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:53,680 Speaker 1: They're going to Texas. Yes, I think that's how that's 253 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:59,440 Speaker 1: gonna go. So I am mildly optimistic this at least 254 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:04,480 Speaker 1: has more than just your average hail mary chance of succeeding. 255 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:07,800 Speaker 1: And we'll see how that goes. But my my wife 256 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,280 Speaker 1: is excited about her. She was asking me when you know, 257 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,120 Speaker 1: she was working to check on the cactus, like the 258 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:16,120 Speaker 1: little baby, a little babies, And I'm like, okay, I'll go, 259 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,960 Speaker 1: I'll go throw some water on the on the cactus. 260 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:23,880 Speaker 1: So turning the page on that to miss Karen. Boy, 261 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:27,880 Speaker 1: what a tough tough name. Eddie Garcia's wife is named Karen. 262 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,280 Speaker 1: And when she was named Karen, that's a great name. 263 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:34,040 Speaker 1: Now the name has been hijacked. Sure do you ever 264 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:37,080 Speaker 1: worry that your name is gonna be hijacked, like a 265 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:39,560 Speaker 1: guy named Danny will do something really bad, or for 266 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,960 Speaker 1: me Ben, somebody hadn't named Band will do something terrible 267 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,560 Speaker 1: and then the bend the name will will look will 268 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,520 Speaker 1: be Sully. Yeah. I've never thought about that, but we've 269 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:51,640 Speaker 1: both worked with Karen. Kay, that's right, okay, Yeah, and 270 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:54,280 Speaker 1: you're right about Eddie's wife. It's gotta suck to be 271 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,480 Speaker 1: a Karen. Right now? My step mom is a Karen. 272 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:05,200 Speaker 1: Okay literally and figuratively. Oh no, no, she's she's okay, 273 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:10,680 Speaker 1: she can be a little okay, she's half a care 274 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:14,360 Speaker 1: And then my dad calls her carry I'm like, Dad, 275 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:17,360 Speaker 1: it's not gonna not make her a Karen. But keep trying. 276 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:21,400 Speaker 1: How many names? This is a side. How many names 277 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:25,280 Speaker 1: do you think have been canceled? Like I'm talking about now. 278 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:28,600 Speaker 1: Things you get canceled all the time. But I I 279 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,960 Speaker 1: I remember reading something online. I don't know if this 280 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:34,840 Speaker 1: is true or not, but I'll go with it anyway. 281 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:40,960 Speaker 1: Why not? Before World War Two, the name Hitler was 282 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:44,360 Speaker 1: not It was a popular name, Like well, it wasn't. 283 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:46,560 Speaker 1: I would say it was tremendously popular, but there were 284 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,600 Speaker 1: a bunch of people that were named Hitler, and then 285 00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:54,120 Speaker 1: we know what happened, and thus the end of the name. 286 00:16:54,480 --> 00:17:00,360 Speaker 1: They were named Adolphe. They were named Hitler. Oh, Adolf 287 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,640 Speaker 1: was the names right? Yeah, I don't think the Hitler 288 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,360 Speaker 1: was like a bunch of Hitler's running. No, no, no, 289 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:09,320 Speaker 1: they're named Adolf. And then there was was the Katrina. 290 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:14,479 Speaker 1: Remember there was the hurricane Bill for Bill Cosby. And 291 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:18,040 Speaker 1: I guess now Amber for Amber heard could maybe be like, oh, 292 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:22,399 Speaker 1: you're an Amber. Yeah, Karen is the one. It's a 293 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,879 Speaker 1: tough one. You might want to go with k you know, 294 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,840 Speaker 1: instead of Karen, go with k Hey, k what's going on? 295 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:32,480 Speaker 1: K agent k here from Yeah, pull the Kerry k 296 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:38,679 Speaker 1: a r. I exactly, you're a Karen and hiding. Yeah, well, 297 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:42,120 Speaker 1: I'm not sure of ms Norr's first name, but I'm 298 00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:46,600 Speaker 1: gonna guess that she's a Karen. Okay, Because on the 299 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:50,159 Speaker 1: campus that I was working on last week, it was 300 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:53,119 Speaker 1: my last week there, and then now I'm gonna go 301 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,480 Speaker 1: for the rest of the summer to a different campus, 302 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,159 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be teaching science for the rest of 303 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,600 Speaker 1: the summer, all right now, because it was my last week. 304 00:18:02,359 --> 00:18:05,280 Speaker 1: Some of the staff members said, Hey, it would be 305 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,680 Speaker 1: awesome if you could bring your DJ gear out here 306 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:12,000 Speaker 1: and play for the kids. And I said, sure thing, 307 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:15,760 Speaker 1: I'll bring my speakers, my laptop, I'll set it all 308 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,040 Speaker 1: up and we can have a little dance party for 309 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:20,840 Speaker 1: the kids. Since it's my last day, get all the 310 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:24,399 Speaker 1: gear out there. Ben It's a ninety degree day, but 311 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,440 Speaker 1: I tried to get out there before the sun was 312 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,760 Speaker 1: really beaten down on everybody, so I got it all 313 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:34,280 Speaker 1: set up. There's this one teacher who's not even supposed 314 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,400 Speaker 1: to be on the campus. She's a full time teacher 315 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:40,159 Speaker 1: who's there during the regular school year right now. Obviously 316 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,760 Speaker 1: there's summer teachers on the campus. The teachers who have 317 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:48,240 Speaker 1: broomsticks up their asses are doing their lesson planning and 318 00:18:48,359 --> 00:18:51,400 Speaker 1: meetings and stuff like that with the district. They're making 319 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:54,640 Speaker 1: their witches brew. It's what they are, off campus, off 320 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:58,400 Speaker 1: site mostly. Okay, they're not supposed to be on the campus. 321 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:02,840 Speaker 1: So there's this one teacher though, named Miss Norton. What 322 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:07,480 Speaker 1: a bitch. Okay she she's and she's probably only one 323 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,640 Speaker 1: or two out of that whole staff that you wouldn't 324 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,840 Speaker 1: want to have a run in with because I swear 325 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:14,400 Speaker 1: to God, when you see her walking towards you, there 326 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:18,600 Speaker 1: is a soundtrack playing and it sounds like this Dent 327 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:26,840 Speaker 1: ent down, Denton Enter down. Though it is definitely that 328 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,480 Speaker 1: wicked witch from the Wizard of Oz. She's the kind 329 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:34,080 Speaker 1: of teacher who during the regular school year, when I'd 330 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:37,120 Speaker 1: be helping me after school program, she would come out 331 00:19:37,119 --> 00:19:41,560 Speaker 1: of her classroom, slam the door, stop over to us 332 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,879 Speaker 1: and make a declaration about whatever was going on in 333 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:49,679 Speaker 1: her classroom after school and how dare we make noise? Oh? 334 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,320 Speaker 1: One of them? And then again, she's probably been a 335 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:55,080 Speaker 1: teacher for fifty years or something like that long time, 336 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:59,320 Speaker 1: and she's just given up on everything. She looks weather beaten. 337 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,600 Speaker 1: She's she's been around the block a few times in 338 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:05,240 Speaker 1: the teaching game, and she's been beaten down by life. 339 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,120 Speaker 1: Is that one of those types? Yes, I think so. 340 00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:12,040 Speaker 1: I think so. You know, a little makeup and bow 341 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:16,080 Speaker 1: talks and if she smiled a little bit more, maybe 342 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:20,160 Speaker 1: she'd be presentable. But instead she marches around the campus 343 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:23,439 Speaker 1: like that normally, so kids are scared of her. Yeah, 344 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:27,919 Speaker 1: well I haven't seen her this summer. Go that morning 345 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:30,360 Speaker 1: with all my DJ Garrett I'm like, I'm gonna say 346 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:32,800 Speaker 1: goodbye to the kids here by playing music for a 347 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,239 Speaker 1: couple hours for him, and they'll think of you as 348 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,480 Speaker 1: like the greatest guy of all time, and they'll it'll 349 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,600 Speaker 1: be forty years old someday and said we were in 350 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:42,480 Speaker 1: summer school with this cool teacher and he was a DJ, 351 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:44,840 Speaker 1: and it was like the coolest thing of all time. 352 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:48,480 Speaker 1: And they'll tell their kids about it, and then the yeah, 353 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,320 Speaker 1: you're that guy. You want to be that guy, You're 354 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,160 Speaker 1: on your way to be that guy. And then this woman, 355 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:55,080 Speaker 1: what does she do? Put the first song on? Kids 356 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,199 Speaker 1: are going crazy. It's a big dance party right in 357 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:04,439 Speaker 1: front of me, and I hear a door slam. Denton 358 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:10,080 Speaker 1: Enter down, Denton Enter down. There comes the cavalry, the 359 00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:13,800 Speaker 1: biggest Karen of all Karen's comes walking up to my 360 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:17,600 Speaker 1: DJ gear. My first thought is what the funk is 361 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:22,000 Speaker 1: she doing here during summer school? And my second thought 362 00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:24,439 Speaker 1: is let me put my headphones on because I do 363 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:27,840 Speaker 1: not want to hear her. This music is very loud. 364 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,520 Speaker 1: How long? How long are you gonna be playing this 365 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:34,680 Speaker 1: loud music? I am lesson planning in the district. Degreed 366 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:38,240 Speaker 1: that I could use my own classroom for this today 367 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:44,119 Speaker 1: boy boy louis here we go. So she stomps into 368 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:47,680 Speaker 1: the main office. I watch her stomp into the main office, 369 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:50,480 Speaker 1: and I'm like, there we go. She's filing an official 370 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,919 Speaker 1: complaint right now. Although the ladies in the office, some 371 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,200 Speaker 1: of the ones who helped me, you know, set up 372 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,200 Speaker 1: this treat for the kids, like I hope they sheer 373 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,760 Speaker 1: ass away, know stt even supposed to be here. So 374 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:06,120 Speaker 1: she walks out of the office looking even more piste off. 375 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,280 Speaker 1: So the ladies in the office must have blew her off. 376 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,280 Speaker 1: She goes back to her classroom, slams the door, and 377 00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:15,560 Speaker 1: I just I tried to not pay attention. I just 378 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,119 Speaker 1: I played the next song. I was making announcements on 379 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:22,240 Speaker 1: the microphone. I'm DJ, and the kids are dancing. They're 380 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,879 Speaker 1: doing the cha cha slide. They're having a great time. 381 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:30,240 Speaker 1: Here comes miss Norton again. Are you sure you can't 382 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:34,360 Speaker 1: turn it down? It is so loud? And I told 383 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,760 Speaker 1: her that's kind of the point, that's why these speakers 384 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:42,159 Speaker 1: are big. I mean, ben. She walked over to me 385 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:45,600 Speaker 1: probably four times during the two hours I was playing 386 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:49,119 Speaker 1: the music. She was stomping back and forth between her 387 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:52,679 Speaker 1: room and the office. She basically put a damper. The 388 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,000 Speaker 1: kids didn't know what was going on because it was 389 00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:58,240 Speaker 1: behind the scenes. You put a damper on my fun. 390 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:02,360 Speaker 1: And I got to tell you, man, next school year, 391 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,280 Speaker 1: when I see her, I swear to God, I'm gonna 392 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:08,880 Speaker 1: bring my Bluetooth boombox with me, put it on my shoulder, 393 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,520 Speaker 1: and anytime she's near me, I'm gonna turn it up 394 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:15,760 Speaker 1: full blast. Wow, that is just what it is. Always that. 395 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,280 Speaker 1: I mean, may she at some point wasn't like that, right, 396 00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:21,000 Speaker 1: sound like you know growing up you couldn't be like 397 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,240 Speaker 1: that as a kid. At some point you become the 398 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,520 Speaker 1: a whole Yes, and you think you would see all 399 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:29,200 Speaker 1: of those kids having a great time dancing and it 400 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,679 Speaker 1: would put a smile on your face, but instead you 401 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:36,480 Speaker 1: wanted to stop. Yeah, it's it's let let them have 402 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:39,720 Speaker 1: a good time. It's summer school. It's supposed to be 403 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,760 Speaker 1: Its supposed to be fun. You know, it's not supposed 404 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,960 Speaker 1: to be like normal school. It's summer not at least 405 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,800 Speaker 1: you're not like that school. And did you see that 406 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,320 Speaker 1: story in Juno, Alaska this week? Did you see that 407 00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:52,199 Speaker 1: the other day that the kids were given at summer 408 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:55,760 Speaker 1: school they thought they were being served milk, but they 409 00:23:55,760 --> 00:24:00,560 Speaker 1: were given floor celan instead of milk by by the 410 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:05,240 Speaker 1: summer school program going to the parents in Juno, Alaska. 411 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,960 Speaker 1: That story has been bouncing around this week. How does 412 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,119 Speaker 1: one make that mistake? Assuming that's a real story, I 413 00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:13,680 Speaker 1: how doesn't want to end up making that that's sir, 414 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:17,760 Speaker 1: looks like milk, quite and no, nobody tasted and says, 415 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,560 Speaker 1: wait a minute, that's not milk. That's something else in there. 416 00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:25,520 Speaker 1: That's wild. Yeah, I mean we get in trouble for 417 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:30,080 Speaker 1: dress codes. I can't imagine making a mistake like that. Well, 418 00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:33,080 Speaker 1: it is Alaska, though, so is it? Have you ever 419 00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:36,960 Speaker 1: I've never been to Alaska. I don't know. I've never 420 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,720 Speaker 1: I know I know it's next door neighbors with Russia. 421 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,919 Speaker 1: I know that my brothers, my younger brother has been there. 422 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,239 Speaker 1: I think my older brother has been there too. I'm 423 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,600 Speaker 1: the only brother that hasn't been there. What's up with that? 424 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,800 Speaker 1: But yeah, I've never never been to Alaska, so I'm 425 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,960 Speaker 1: not sure. It's like it seems like it's a lot 426 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,560 Speaker 1: of well obviously a lot of cold coldness, but also 427 00:24:55,840 --> 00:25:00,640 Speaker 1: more rustic western kind of thing. Right. Some among those 428 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:03,199 Speaker 1: lines I think go there on a cruise someday. I 429 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:07,880 Speaker 1: think that would be cool. Yeah, the Alaskan cruise, absolutely, 430 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,400 Speaker 1: as long as we had a balcony. And we talked 431 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:12,679 Speaker 1: about that last week. Oh yeah, I think at some 432 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,080 Speaker 1: point get to Alaska. Fight when the lottery or the 433 00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:18,840 Speaker 1: price of fuel gets much cheaper or something along, something 434 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:24,480 Speaker 1: along as the lines. So the back scratcher this is 435 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:28,600 Speaker 1: the weekly portion of the fifth Hour podcast where you 436 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:32,359 Speaker 1: scratch our back, we scratch your back and our tip 437 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:36,320 Speaker 1: of the on air lights to the loyal p one 438 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:39,720 Speaker 1: millions in the Malam militias. So this week, how many 439 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:43,679 Speaker 1: reviews do we have? One? But we're okay with that, right, 440 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,920 Speaker 1: We're okay with one a week because one a week. 441 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,720 Speaker 1: Over the course of time, that will multiply and then 442 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:52,919 Speaker 1: the numbers will be We're fine with one. We'd like 443 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,800 Speaker 1: to two is better than one. We'd really like three, 444 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,600 Speaker 1: but we'll take one. One's fine, we'll sell one we 445 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:05,680 Speaker 1: can and the one ones okay, none, not so good one, 446 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:11,000 Speaker 1: you know, okay? Zero? Uh yeah, that's a problem with zero, 447 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:17,679 Speaker 1: but one fine. So the review five stars but not 448 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:24,040 Speaker 1: all positive baby pure six six six, right, So that's 449 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:30,359 Speaker 1: the sign of the devil and says, crappy download. I 450 00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:34,080 Speaker 1: love the podcast, but since you changed whoever does the 451 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:38,360 Speaker 1: uploading of the new fifth Hour over the weekend half 452 00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:41,159 Speaker 1: the time, it will not load on my phone and 453 00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:46,080 Speaker 1: says temporarily unavailable. Super annoying. Uh fix it. But he 454 00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:48,400 Speaker 1: did give us five stars, Tony, so that's the positive. 455 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,239 Speaker 1: So I'd like to just say, I don't know they 456 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:56,440 Speaker 1: changed the way the Lites podcasts are uploaded. Company. Yeah, 457 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,760 Speaker 1: it's the company that is the the platform I Heart 458 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,520 Speaker 1: You is to shoot all of their podcasts out to 459 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:06,439 Speaker 1: the world. Yes. Uh, somebody made the decision at a 460 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,439 Speaker 1: very high level that makes a lot more money than us. 461 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,600 Speaker 1: It is much more important than we are that this 462 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,359 Speaker 1: is what needed to be done. And I have had 463 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:16,679 Speaker 1: a number of people have been upset anytime you change anything, Danny. 464 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,720 Speaker 1: As you know, people do not like change. People do 465 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:23,040 Speaker 1: not respond to change very well. But if this is 466 00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:26,760 Speaker 1: a legitimate thing, where it's an issue with a quality, 467 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,200 Speaker 1: then we should certainly pass that on to the powers 468 00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:34,000 Speaker 1: that be and hopefully they can can take care of it. 469 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,760 Speaker 1: I know I've had a lot of people send me 470 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:41,040 Speaker 1: messages upset about the I heart stream that they listened 471 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,439 Speaker 1: to the show in real time, and we have a 472 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,480 Speaker 1: lot of interactive bits that we do on the show, 473 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:50,040 Speaker 1: and I guess they've been the way that the way 474 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,600 Speaker 1: it works, if you're listening in real time, they'll be 475 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,040 Speaker 1: adding I don't know what they add on to it. 476 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,440 Speaker 1: I don't really know how it works. All I know 477 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:58,359 Speaker 1: is it ends up being delayed. They must be adding 478 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,679 Speaker 1: some extra commercials in or something like that it and 479 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,600 Speaker 1: so you end up getting the program on a kind 480 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,960 Speaker 1: of lengthy delay. So you if you respond in real time, 481 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,520 Speaker 1: I don't get it because you're you're fifteen minutes behind 482 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:14,760 Speaker 1: where I am doing the show live. So that's another thing, 483 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,440 Speaker 1: and I don't I don't understand how that works either. 484 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,440 Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense how that would go if you're 485 00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,360 Speaker 1: listening to a live show. But hopefully that stuff can 486 00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:25,240 Speaker 1: be fixed. And I have heard that if you listen 487 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,480 Speaker 1: to some of the local affiliates on I Heart that 488 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,679 Speaker 1: you don't have the delay, So I'm not sure what 489 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:34,480 Speaker 1: that's all about, but hopefully, yeah, I'll get fixed. I 490 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:38,880 Speaker 1: know that I Heart is still tinkering with uploading podcast, 491 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,959 Speaker 1: but let me tell you this, they make money from it. 492 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,600 Speaker 1: So if there are any issues, they will not last long. 493 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,520 Speaker 1: In fact, it's not even a company they're using, it's 494 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:51,280 Speaker 1: a company they purchased. This company we're now using that 495 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:55,480 Speaker 1: shoots all the podcasts out worldwide. My heart now owns 496 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:59,440 Speaker 1: that company, So I doubt that there's gonna be any 497 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:02,680 Speaker 1: sort of law term issues. I haven't had a lot 498 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:06,520 Speaker 1: of complaints, thank goodness. It's been working pretty smooth so 499 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,640 Speaker 1: far for the most part. But if you do have 500 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,160 Speaker 1: any issues at all, you can always hit me up 501 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:16,320 Speaker 1: on Twitter at Danny G Radio. Yeah, and you're right, 502 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,280 Speaker 1: and there's a glitch this is this is a big 503 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,800 Speaker 1: money maker these podcasts for the company. So if there's 504 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,320 Speaker 1: some kind of glitch there, something that it goes hey wire, 505 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,959 Speaker 1: and then they will they will make sure whoever the 506 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:31,000 Speaker 1: blundering person is will be uh, it will be correct. Yeah. 507 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:34,600 Speaker 1: Anytime I've sent them emails about a podcast issue, I 508 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:38,120 Speaker 1: get a response literally in ten minutes, but I have 509 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,840 Speaker 1: to make sure not to put your name. If I 510 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:44,400 Speaker 1: put a dollar inquiry, then it's like a two day wait. 511 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:47,560 Speaker 1: Well you do work for the company, though, it does 512 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,440 Speaker 1: have an advantaged because I'm just kidding, I know, I know, 513 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:55,080 Speaker 1: all right, So moving on to pop Quiz. We'll do 514 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,280 Speaker 1: a few of these and then we'll get the heck 515 00:29:56,320 --> 00:30:02,440 Speaker 1: out of here for the Saturday podcast. So the question, 516 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,000 Speaker 1: I'll ask the questions if you can come with answer. 517 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,480 Speaker 1: So nearly forty of us and these are things I 518 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:10,440 Speaker 1: found on the internet random So nearly of us say 519 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:14,160 Speaker 1: doing this immediately puts us in a much better mood. 520 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:18,000 Speaker 1: What is something that people say doing this put you 521 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,800 Speaker 1: in a better mood? Taking drugs? We got from k Health. 522 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:26,240 Speaker 1: That is absolutely correct. Congratulations, you got that right, unless 523 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:30,640 Speaker 1: you didn't know. The correct answer is watching a sunset, 524 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,840 Speaker 1: all right? That is a West coast advantage. We have 525 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,440 Speaker 1: a West coast advantage with the sunset. Sunsets in the West, 526 00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,640 Speaker 1: and you go out to the Pacific and you can 527 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,760 Speaker 1: watch the sunset. On the East coast, you gotta look 528 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:44,840 Speaker 1: backwards when you're on the beach to watch the sunset. 529 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:49,320 Speaker 1: Advantage West Coast. Now sunrise advantage East coast. Yes, and 530 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:53,320 Speaker 1: I was gonna say the sunrise is very underrated. Yeah, 531 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,440 Speaker 1: although I'm awake for both the sunrise and the sunset. 532 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,920 Speaker 1: I I don't normally go out to see the sunrise, 533 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,080 Speaker 1: but I'm awake. I'm usually in the studio here doing 534 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:06,680 Speaker 1: some nonsense and the sunset. I did see the sunset 535 00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,800 Speaker 1: a fair amount, all right. According to a new survey, 536 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:15,560 Speaker 1: more money is spent on this hobby than any other. Boy. 537 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:23,480 Speaker 1: It's something that came up in conversation. And yes, we 538 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:27,440 Speaker 1: did a whole segment on anime. We brought Tisher in here. 539 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,600 Speaker 1: We did a whole thing on anime. And we're gonna 540 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:38,600 Speaker 1: go chi ching, chi ching, chiching. No gardening, wow, likely 541 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,560 Speaker 1: because people are like my wife where they buy flowers 542 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,560 Speaker 1: and they look, oh, this looks great, we'll keep it alive, 543 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:47,360 Speaker 1: and then things dies alright. South Dakota has more of 544 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:51,120 Speaker 1: these than any other state. What is it then? Quick prostitutes? Yes, 545 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:54,720 Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of floozies in South here. No. Uh, 546 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:59,640 Speaker 1: family owned business? How is it possible to here? That 547 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,280 Speaker 1: doesn't seems amazing? How about it must be per capita 548 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,800 Speaker 1: because there's not a ton of people living in South Dakota. 549 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:09,160 Speaker 1: So you can't tell me that in like Manhattan or 550 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:12,680 Speaker 1: New York in general, California, these huge texas, these huge 551 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:17,000 Speaker 1: states that there's not more family owned businesses. I just 552 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,640 Speaker 1: find that hard to believe. More reason to be a prostitute, 553 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,680 Speaker 1: you'd have a lot of regulars. Your your own boss. Yeah, 554 00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,480 Speaker 1: you're your own boss. Thirty three percent of people by 555 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,800 Speaker 1: this from the grocery store at least once a week. 556 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:35,240 Speaker 1: What is it gotta be? Bread? Frozen dinner, frozen TV dinner. 557 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,520 Speaker 1: That was a staple when I was a bachelor. I 558 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,719 Speaker 1: am such a radio loser. I used to love that 559 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,440 Speaker 1: back in the day. All right, we'll get out of 560 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:45,840 Speaker 1: there on that and anything to promote here Danny on 561 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,760 Speaker 1: a Saturday that people should know about. I am gonna 562 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:52,760 Speaker 1: be inside the Fox Sports Radio Network studios in beautiful 563 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:56,400 Speaker 1: Sherman Oaks, California for Heartman in Shorts, and then after 564 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,400 Speaker 1: that it's going to be the no Weekend show with 565 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:03,400 Speaker 1: from Salam out Standing, and I will be sitting on 566 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:08,600 Speaker 1: a beach somewhere and contemplating the time space continuum and 567 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,000 Speaker 1: I look forward to that. Have a wonderful rest of 568 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,840 Speaker 1: your day. Thank you, Tell a friend about the podcast 569 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:19,320 Speaker 1: and we'll catch you next time. Asta pasta gott a murder, 570 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:19,760 Speaker 1: Gotta go