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Speaker 1: Kelly Show, Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on

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Speaker 1: a magnificent Wednesday, a hofday. And I don't know about you.

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Speaker 1: I'm having a great time. Before we get to the emails,

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Speaker 1: and before we get to Wisconsin, we got to pay

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Speaker 1: attention to Wisconsin. Tim Wallas is a huge goober dork,

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Speaker 1: and Chris and Corey are turning against me. I'll discuss

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Speaker 1: that in just a moment. I promised you something. One

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Speaker 1: more little tidbit here, speaking of the fake news and

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Speaker 1: how they lie about every single thing. Why does your

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Speaker 1: liberal and Peggy live in a world of make believe?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna play you this is a local news story. Now,

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Speaker 1: before I play it, I want you to know something.

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Speaker 1: The woman they're discussing here, she pled, pleaded, pled whatever.

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Speaker 1: I didn't go to a college, guilty to a federal

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Speaker 1: drug charge. Guilty by your own admission. This is somebody,

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Speaker 1: all right, accepted a plea deal. Now that's not the story.

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Speaker 1: The story is. I want you to listen to this

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Speaker 1: news segment. You don't have to time it on a

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Speaker 1: stopwatch or anything like that, but just kind of in

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Speaker 1: it is before they get to that little tidbit. She

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Speaker 1: was deported to Laos about one week ago.

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Speaker 2: It's a country where she doesn't know a soul or

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Speaker 2: speak the language. Oh, I were loved to come back

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Speaker 2: by all my children.

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Speaker 3: I'm crying.

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Speaker 4: I pray every day.

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Speaker 2: Over video chat, you can sense Ma Yang's desperation to

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Speaker 2: return to Wisconsin. She tells me that she is staying

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Speaker 2: on a compound in Laos with guards. I want to say,

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Speaker 2: I've been here for eight days.

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Speaker 1: Two days ago they finally were a month to take

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Speaker 1: me to Robaphone.

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Speaker 2: Family of the South Milwaukee woman is scrambling to try

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Speaker 2: and get her back after she was deported to Laos.

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Speaker 2: Ma Yang has five children, including twenty two year old Asia.

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Speaker 3: And my mom always been like the rock.

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Speaker 1: Very just a heads up. We are about thirty to

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Speaker 1: her name, we know she's praying. We've heard from multiple

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Speaker 1: family members. In fact, if you watch the local news story,

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Speaker 1: you've seen pictures in video of this lovely little family.

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Speaker 1: Still that's the only informations.

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Speaker 2: So Yang is Mung. She was born in a refugee

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Speaker 2: In twenty twenty, Yang pleaded guilty for her role in

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Speaker 2: based on legal advice.

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Speaker 3: At the time.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't aware that if I plead guilty to it,

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Speaker 1: it would check my status of my permanent residents cause.

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Speaker 2: The Executive Office for Immigration Review tells me that in

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Speaker 2: December twenty twenty two, records show that a judge ordered

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Speaker 2: Yang's removal. Last month, Yang reported for a check in

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Speaker 2: and was detained. Family says she was taken to Chicago,

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Speaker 1: That was in total a minute in twenty nine seconds.

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Speaker 1: I know because I have it on my handy little

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Speaker 1: you bag and what was that five seconds Fellas we

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Speaker 1: got to hear about the crimes, she committed. That is

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Speaker 1: why your liberal ant Peggy is a complete deranged nutcase.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly why. All right, just so we're clear, Oh, Oh,

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Speaker 1: there's also this we talked in the opening of the

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Speaker 1: but one part of it was how when an assassination happens,

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Speaker 1: like the assassination of JFK, how it kind of shatters

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Speaker 1: your illusions about the country you live in. That's something

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Speaker 1: that happens only other places, not here. Well, I'm going

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Speaker 1: to play you something. This is from a nor AD

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Speaker 1: General Gregory Gillyoh. I think it's how you said. It's

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Speaker 1: I don't know the Guillo gia something like that, but

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Speaker 5: Drones could fly over a major air force base and

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Speaker 1: How is that possible?

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Speaker 4: Well, I think the threat got ahead of our ability

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Speaker 1: We were unable to stop the threat. China can fly

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Speaker 1: It's essentially a system of missile defense where they shoot

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Speaker 1: Trump gets elected and starts talking about, Hey, we need

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Speaker 1: one for America. Did that take you by surprise? Did

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Speaker 1: you find that to be odd? Well, let me ask you.

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Speaker 1: Most Americans would say, WHOA, Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty

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Speaker 1: sure right we don't. Isn't that crazy? We are used

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Speaker 1: We're used to being so safe here. We're used to

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Speaker 1: It just it doesn't happen that stuff that happens elsewhere.

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Speaker 1: You know, if you're in Syria, that's a place where

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Speaker 1: your government collapses and there's an invasion or something like that.

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Speaker 1: Not here in America. These things don't happen here. I

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Speaker 1: remember as a World War Two buff as, you know,

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Speaker 1: could look out at Nazi submarines. You could see them

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Speaker 1: through your mind today? Let's say you're gonna go up

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Speaker 1: It would, wouldn't it. We don't think about that stuff.

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Speaker 1: And I'm not trying to make you paranoid. It's just

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Speaker 1: won't always be as they've been. Anyway, let's do some emails. Hey,

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Speaker 1: dear extra saucy Oracle, I'm thinking about proposing to my

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Speaker 1: I'm planning on taking her to a resort and proposing

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Speaker 1: prior to getting on the plane. But then I wondered,

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Speaker 1: how did you do it for aub Much as it

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Speaker 1: pains me to say it, you owe Chris five gallons

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Speaker 1: a honey. Honey is natural, it doesn't go bad. Okay. One,

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Speaker 1: I'm tired of you honey people. Two, I don't have

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Speaker 1: to pay Chris back for the honey because, surprise, surprise,

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Speaker 1: he dug it out of the trash can't. Chris is

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Speaker 1: the can. Chris, You're not fooling anybody. We could have

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Speaker 1: and found a place, Chris, grow up. I went and

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Speaker 1: But I said, hey, will you marry me? And she

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Speaker 1: you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot

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Speaker 1: They are offering they want us to come to Washington,

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Speaker 1: The food is awful. It's dreadful food. That's one. Two.

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Speaker 1: I know you say you don't believe me, Chris, Chris,

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Speaker 1: is there someone you trust more when I tell you

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Speaker 1: I'm giving you an explanation. I'm telling you. I'm telling

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Speaker 1: a bunch of emails to people. Now, you haven't been

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Speaker 1: to to Marty's Bagels. I understand in a city of

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Speaker 1: chris we could talk about the, dolphins all. Right so

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Speaker 1: anymore and you're thinking you're just gonna dive off the.

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Speaker 1: No no one big, tooth not a bunch of little.

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Speaker 1: i already like, her AND i wish she was waiting

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Speaker 1: on my, table because THEN i wouldn't have to beg

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Speaker 1: she's talking About Derek. CHAUVIN i know that the neon

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Speaker 1: the shoulder was a result of training from The Minneapolis Police.

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Speaker 1: DEPARTMENT i Know Saint George floyd had enough fentanyl in

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Speaker 1: Stuff AND i know that this is a result of

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Speaker 1: an elite propaganda. CAMPAIGN i think you should take a

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Speaker 1: moment to remind everyone to steal their heart against the,

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Speaker 1: machine and you, know actually it's funny you should bring that.

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Speaker 1: Up Derek chauvin was brought up today To Caroline leavitt

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Speaker 1: in The White.

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Speaker 6: House does the administration Believed Derek chauvin received a fair

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Speaker 6: trial and will they consider a parton moving?

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Speaker 1: Forward The president has been asked and answered this.

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Speaker 3: Question he said it's not something he's considering at this.

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Speaker 1: Time, Okay trump's been asked about it. Too they're kind

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Speaker 1: of washing their hands of the whole thing. Now Derek

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Speaker 1: chauvin is sitting in, prison completely, unjustified one of the

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Speaker 1: most persecuted human beings in The United states Of. America

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Speaker 1: what this guy's email should remind you of is when

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Speaker 1: the system picks a target and attacks a, target you

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Speaker 1: don't have to automatically defend the, target but you should

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Speaker 1: automatically be suspicious of the motives behind why they're doing,

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Speaker 1: it because these are not good, people and when they're attacking,

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Speaker 1: somebody there's an ulterior. Motive so that was a good little.

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Speaker 1: Reminder steal your. Heart all, right let's make fun Of

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Speaker 1: kelly it Is The Jesse Kelly. Show final segment Of

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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly, show And Tim walls Told Gavin newsom

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Speaker 1: That republicans questioned his masculinity because their. Misogynous It's i'm,

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Speaker 1: SORRY i GET i get the giggles Watching, democrats watching

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Speaker 1: the Modern Democrat, party which has been completely rejected by.

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Speaker 1: Men men of men have just walked away from. It

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Speaker 1: of every, stripe every educational. Level men are they've they've

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Speaker 1: walked away from The Democrat party because The Democrat party hates.

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Speaker 1: Men and men are not. Stupid they can see. It

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Speaker 1: they understand their cultures run by, women run By. Democrats more,

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Speaker 1: SPECIFICALLY i should, say And democrats hate. Men it's all

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Speaker 1: What chris what To ha, Said is he a? Woman, no,

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Speaker 1: Sense that's why it gives me the. Giggles what he

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Speaker 1: they did their their male outreach. Thing When Tim walls

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Speaker 1: in the, campaign they were they were hemorrhaging. Men they

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Speaker 1: could see it in the pull, numbers And Tim walls

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Speaker 1: decided to go pheasant hunting to prove how much of

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Speaker 1: hunting and he can't even load his shotgun. Properly people

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Speaker 1: can sniff out when you're not. Authentic they know. It

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Speaker 1: they just they just know. It and right, now the

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Speaker 1: beating heart of The Democrat, party it's not just that it's,

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Speaker 1: women it's man hating. Women, feminists that real, male Really

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Speaker 1: western civilization hating. Women that's the beating part of The Democrat.

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Speaker 1: PARTY i already ready to pull numbers. Earlier that's what

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Speaker 1: makes The Democrat party. Go, well, Dudes i'm not talking

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Speaker 1: about Effeminate democrat, dudes but real. Dudes you, know you

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Speaker 1: don't have to be A, republican just a normal, dude

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Speaker 1: just a guy who works, construction not political at. All,

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Speaker 1: well he understands that that feminazi hates. Him he gets,

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Speaker 1: that and so it comes through in all of their.

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Speaker 1: Politics and the more they try to, outreach the more

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Speaker 1: insulting it. Gets that's why it makes me laugh so.

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Speaker 1: would be IF i really made WHAT i thought was

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Speaker 1: a genuine effort to. Feminists can you imagine how that would.

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Speaker 1: LAND i don't speak their, LANGUAGE i don't share their

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Speaker 1: motivation at, all and so IF i tried to do, so,

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Speaker 1: HEY i brought. IT i brought a super. RU i

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Speaker 1: figured you guys would appreciate that WHATEVER i tried to

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Speaker 1: do to appeal to them would end up insulting, them

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Speaker 1: because it wouldn't be a genuine effort that comes from the.

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Speaker 1: Art whenever These democrats try to do male outreach now

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Speaker 1: it actually does them worse than it did. Before you

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Speaker 1: know what it reminds me. Of it reminds me of

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Speaker 1: the Rear Admiral Pete buddhajeedge when he did black. Outreach

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Speaker 1: remember The. Blackoutreach it's still one of the funniest political

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Speaker 1: Things i've ever seen in my entire, life That Pete

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Speaker 1: Buddha jeedge running in A democrat. Primary he's hemorrhaging, supporters

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Speaker 1: he's not getting the traction he, needs and they dig

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Speaker 1: through the polling and he finds out that black people

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Speaker 1: don't like. Him the polling in the black community was

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Speaker 1: terrible because he's. Gay that doesn't play well in the black,

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Speaker 1: community especially with black. Dudes that's not something that lands.

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Speaker 1: Well he wasn't doing well with black, dudes and he

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Speaker 1: wanted to win the, primary and so he goes out

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Speaker 1: and he gets a forty and he drinks a forty

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Speaker 1: in a brown paper bag with some black. Dudes and

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Speaker 1: that was his outreach to black. Men and if you're

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Speaker 1: a black, dude even if you're a black dude who

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Speaker 1: drinks forties out of brown paper, bags isn't that a little?

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Speaker 1: Insulting isn't? That you, know it's not. GENUINE i, mean

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Speaker 1: he didn't even use two hands like. Normal you, know

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Speaker 1: it's just it's. Insulting What, Chris it's, fine we can

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Speaker 1: make jokes and now we've oh, WAIT i forgot to

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Speaker 1: make fun Of Chuck. Schumer Chris hayes Had Chuck. Schumern

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Speaker 1: Chris hayes Had chuck Schumeran and this is how it.

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Speaker 5: Went there Is amas uses by doctrine the Innocent palestinians

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Speaker 5: as human. Shields they put rockets in, hospitals they put

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Speaker 5: schools There at, wait the head of the Late head

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Speaker 5: Of hamas said These palestinians who were killed are necessary.

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Speaker 5: Sacrifices his. Words the media doesn't play it, up and

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Speaker 5: the world doesn't realize the difficult Position israel is in

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Speaker 5: trying to make sure That hamas doesn't come, back because

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Speaker 5: we know What hamas would do, again Because hamas has

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Speaker 5: BEEN i don't know any other country that has used

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Speaker 5: people as human shields the Way hamas.

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Speaker 2: Has every, Insurgent, vietcong any, insurgent.

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Speaker 5: Never the same, Way never the same. WAY i don't, believe,

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Speaker 5: SO i don't believe. So insurgent armies sometimes run into

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Speaker 5: trouble that. Way, well there are.

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Speaker 1: Always amongst the. Populace that's the.

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Speaker 5: Way an insurgent of army of. Operation it's not a

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Speaker 5: policy the way it is With, hamas rockets in hospitals

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Speaker 5: and using humans as human. Shields but What i'm saying

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Speaker 5: is the media they showed every day pictures Of palestinians

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Speaker 5: being hurt and.

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Speaker 4: We ache for.

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Speaker 5: That they almost never mentioned that a lot of these

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Speaker 5: were human, shields a lot of.

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Speaker 2: Them what does that even mean.

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Speaker 1: If there's the size Of gaza is less than it's

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Speaker 1: Basically manhattan and has got two million. People Chuck schumer

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Speaker 1: keeps going on these shows trying to fend off the

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Speaker 1: left wing of his, party and he keeps getting slapped

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00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: around by these, nutballs and you could almost see the

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Speaker 1: look on his face as he watches it all fade.

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Speaker 1: Away it's. Glorious and now here's a.

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Speaker 5: Headline but, oh you, know you know the thing.

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Speaker 1: Headlines we didn't get. To tens of thousands signed the

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Speaker 1: petition For Derek. Chauvin. Pardon, Yes Derek chauvin most definitely

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Speaker 1: should be. PARDON i Hope trump comes around on. This

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Speaker 1: Boston university to host pre And Early modern Trans studies. Symposium,

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Speaker 1: god she's pre and early modern trans. Studies, anyway how

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Speaker 1: much are you paying to send your kid To Boston?

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Speaker 1: University Over capacity crowd shuts down parsipany meeting vote to

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Speaker 1: censure the mayor's primary. Rival, guys where did you print

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Speaker 1: this for? Me no one even knows where this. Is

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00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 1: who gives a crap about this town or the primary

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Speaker 1: or anything that has to do with. It Elon musk,

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Speaker 1: says corrupt officials want. Him i'm. Dead i'm taking away their. Fraud.

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Speaker 1: Yeah no matter how much Security Elon Musk's Elon musk,

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Speaker 1: has he should get some more Because i'm telling, you

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Speaker 1: these people are going to kill. Somebody migrant postal work

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Speaker 1: are convicted of one point six million dollar fraud and citizenship.

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Speaker 1: Scam man. Alive you almost got to respect the. Hustle

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Speaker 1: he lied to get citizenship and then lied his way

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Speaker 1: into the post. Office and we are out of. Time

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Speaker 1: we'll do it again. Tomorrow that's all