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Speaker 1: point five. Hello, Hi, this is Pastor Jonathan Apple. I

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Speaker 1: was looking to speak with Timothy. Hi. Yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: tim Tara said you'd be calling it. Hi. How are

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Speaker 1: you doing on this glorious day? Very good? Very good, sir?

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Well. The reason for my call today is

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Speaker 1: that I spoke with Tara, and can I just say

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Speaker 1: that I'm honored that both of you have selected me

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Speaker 1: to officiate your wedding. Yep, thank you for doing this

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Speaker 1: for us. From everything Tara and her friend who told

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Speaker 1: me so, I'm like to hear a real great guy. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Yes, I've done a lot of weddings. So

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Speaker 1: your ceremony is this weekend, that's right? Will you be

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Speaker 1: writing your own vows or would you like some help

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Speaker 1: with that? Um? I is here. Good, we're doing our

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Speaker 1: own vowels. But that Pastor hardy Okay, Yes, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm just feeling a little blue, but continue continue O, don't. Um, okay,

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Speaker 1: we were talking about the vowels. Yes, that's right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're working on our we're running around vows. I'm working online.

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Speaker 1: Um are you are you sure you're pastor? I shouldn't.

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't tell you. This is not your business. Keep going.

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Speaker 1: You can tell me, sir, Well what's wrong? Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: all right, my wife left me again. It's not your problem.

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Speaker 1: This is about your wedding and not my personal affairs.

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Speaker 1: But that's just you know, that's where I'm at right now.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, let let's continue to talk about your wedding.

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Speaker 1: Oh jeez, um, all right, I'm I'm so sorry. Then yeah,

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Speaker 1: and she took everything, Oh my god. Yeah. One day

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Speaker 1: she's telling me that she loves me and couldn't be happier,

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Speaker 1: and then the next thing, you know, she's leaving me

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Speaker 1: for another man. Like I said, this is about your wedding,

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Speaker 1: which is a great thing and I'm sure won't end

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Speaker 1: like mine. Um. Yeah, this is really throw awkward thing.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure? Are you sure you'll be okay to

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Speaker 1: like be at a wedding and I'll be fine? You

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Speaker 1: know who it was too? It was the church's landscaper.

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Speaker 1: That's sort of a big well. And I should have known.

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Speaker 1: He should have known. His name is Todd. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: He was always working outside with a shirt off, just

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Speaker 1: planning those beautiful easter lilies while my wife supervised, Who

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Speaker 1: do we be planning another seed? At some point? That

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Speaker 1: path you gonna you know, take it. Calm down, Matthews

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Speaker 1: six thirteen and lead us not into temptation, but deliver

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Speaker 1: us from evil. And I personally don't know what's more

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Speaker 1: evil than Todd's six pack right now? Oh my god. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: like I said, I don't want to let my personal

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Speaker 1: troubles affect your blessed union. I'm very excited to be

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Speaker 1: officiating your wedding this weekend, and it will be It'll

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Speaker 1: be an honor. It'll be an honor to watch two

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Speaker 1: people who are happy starting a life together. What wine

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Speaker 1: is falling apart? I kinbably don't think you should do this.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'll be fine. I mean, I appreciate it, but

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Speaker 1: I don't think we can have you crying and stobbi

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Speaker 1: the whole time because something batters happened to me. Don't

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Speaker 1: take this away from me too, But I'll be fine

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Speaker 1: with all like, dude, respects and everything. I think this,

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Speaker 1: I think that's our wedding is the last thing you

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Speaker 1: need to be doing right now. And you know I

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Speaker 1: need I need to talk to Tera. I don't think

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Speaker 1: this is gonna what you do. Need to talk to her.

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Speaker 1: You need to talk to her before you get married

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Speaker 1: and make sure that she's not a cheating like my wife. WHOA, Hey, now,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't call for all that. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure that Terror is very nice and very faithful

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Speaker 1: to you, but I can't help. But I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: to point it out in the wedding that che needs

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Speaker 1: to be faithful to you. No, man, okay, I want

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Speaker 1: to stand up there and look her in the face

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Speaker 1: and tell her not to do to you what happened

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Speaker 1: to me. No, man, no not. They're all like that.

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Speaker 1: They're all like this, Tipathy, They're all No, No, they

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Speaker 1: are not. I need to talk to Tara right now.

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Speaker 1: TERA's lying to you. What she told you a big lie?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Oh, she set you up

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Speaker 1: for a prank phone call? What this is actually from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you? Your fiance Taras set you up what It's

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Speaker 1: a joke. You gotta be She said, she wanted to

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Speaker 1: play a joke on you before you guys got married. So,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, congratulations. I was congratulations on getting married. Man.

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Speaker 1: Good luck in the future. Okay, oh man, but please

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Speaker 1: be careful. Naude wake up every morning with jel phone

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Speaker 1: taps on the twenty two point five