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Speaker 1: In today's call, here's the scenario. A guy named Nate

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Speaker 1: is getting married and he wanted us to prank his

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Speaker 1: best man.

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Speaker 2: Oh I love that.

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Speaker 1: So he's told this guy there's another friend of his

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Speaker 1: that lives on the opposite coast who's also going to

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Speaker 1: share some of the best man duties and two of

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Speaker 1: them should coordinate. So he's been emailing this Gmail that's

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Speaker 1: not responding because it's not a real person. The groom

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Speaker 1: made up this whole thing just to set him up

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Speaker 1: for today's phone tap, and we really put him on

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Speaker 1: the spot.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna hear it right now.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is Paul.

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Speaker 4: Uh Yeah, hey me. My name's Keith. Look, I know

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Speaker 4: we haven't met. I'm Nate's best man and I'm supposed

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Speaker 4: to call you about setting up his bachelor party. Yeah man, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: hold on, Look dude, I'm in some serious shit right

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Speaker 4: now and.

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Speaker 2: I need your help.

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Speaker 4: Okay. Look, my wife she thinks I'm messing around on

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Speaker 4: her and I think she's either like track my car

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Speaker 4: or my phone or something. But I just saw her

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Speaker 4: pull up right now outside and I am I'm screwed.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what you're like. What are you talking about.

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Speaker 4: I'm at a massage parlor, you know, like not one

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Speaker 4: of those credited ones, you know, like a freaking massage parlor.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 4: You know I know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 5: Bro.

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Speaker 2: I don't think you understand how serious this is. This

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Speaker 2: is my third strike with her. She's gonna be pissed.

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Speaker 4: I need you to vouch for me, please, Like, what

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Speaker 4: can I do? Dude?

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Speaker 1: Like I'm I'm on the phone with you.

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Speaker 4: I told her that I was meeting up with an

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Speaker 4: old college friend from Australia.

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Speaker 2: His name is Jack.

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Speaker 4: When she comes in here, I need you.

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Speaker 2: To be Jack.

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Speaker 1: I can't do it in Australia.

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Speaker 3: Act.

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Speaker 2: Please. She's walking in the door.

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Speaker 3: Gee, Okay, Okay, what are you doing?

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Speaker 5: Hey, Babe, don't babe me.

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Speaker 1: Don't on the phone man.

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Speaker 2: In this disgusting massage parlor.

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Speaker 5: Oh god, honey, I was pranked. What Jack friends me?

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Speaker 5: What you have my Australian friend? He gave me the

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Speaker 5: wrong address and he set me up. I don't even

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Speaker 5: know where I am.

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Speaker 2: You think I'm talking about you? Seriously, I'm on the

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Speaker 2: phone with them right now.

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Speaker 5: Jack me Jack, Dude, you got me so much trouble man.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello Jack, is this Jack, How do you know.

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Speaker 2: My husband from college from Colige? Oh buddy, yeah great?

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Speaker 3: And what college did you go to?

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Speaker 2: Jack?

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Speaker 3: Like you mean down?

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Speaker 2: Nd?

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Speaker 4: See, I told you I studied abroad in Australia one semester.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you sound real desperate right now, Jack, This isn't

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Speaker 3: the first time I've caught teeth with pants down, if

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Okay, this was based.

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Speaker 2: My pants aren't down though.

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Speaker 3: I'm just okay, Keith, just shut it, okay, sorry. Two

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Speaker 3: other times, one time with my cousin.

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Speaker 2: Do you know how that makes me feel?

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Speaker 1: You don't know what to say about that one?

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Speaker 3: Oh oh, now you're speechless. Now you're a speechless Australian.

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Speaker 3: I've never met one of those. Jack joking Ryan, huh huh.

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Speaker 3: I didn't even understand what you said. What you are

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Speaker 3: saying doesn't even speak. Had you seen that? Yeah? We

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Speaker 3: always joked around. Coach.

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Speaker 2: He jokes around by sleeping around. You're a prankster. Wow, funny,

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Speaker 2: that's Jack. If I ever remember Jack, it's me.

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Speaker 3: So you're expecting me to believe that you just pranked

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Speaker 3: my husband and sent him to one of these filthy

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Speaker 3: massage parlors.

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Speaker 4: I thought it would be funny by a funny Okay.

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Speaker 3: There's nothing funny about this place. It's dark.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it's CD.

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Speaker 1: It won't be doing that again.

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Speaker 2: What was that?

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Speaker 1: Hey, it won't be doing that again.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're starting to sound a little irish.

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Speaker 1: I did have a few drinks this morning, and every

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Speaker 1: time I drink I stand a bit.

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Speaker 4: Oi.

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Speaker 2: It's funny, isn't now? You see where we're friends. Let's babe,

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Speaker 2: let's get out of here. You and me, let's go,

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Speaker 2: let's go home.

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Speaker 3: Did you say something else in that accent? Though?

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Speaker 2: Come on, honey, he's already done enough. Let's let's leave

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Speaker 2: him alone, like, you know, just maybe something hot. Honestly,

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Speaker 2: it's bed.

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Speaker 3: In the Hame scene which you need to kick up

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Speaker 3: the baks like, okay, I don't know what the hell

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Speaker 3: that means. Go like, could go somewhere? Go where we

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Speaker 3: said you went? Prank you know, having to go. Oh, well,

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Speaker 3: that's perfect because we're having to go with you, as

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Speaker 3: in this is a go because it's a prank phone call. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: what are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: We're doing a prank phone call on you.

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Speaker 3: It's Brooke and Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, okay, you can.

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Speaker 2: Drop the accent now. Bro so mad, it was so mad,

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Speaker 2: put me on the spot.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I remember even thinking I know how to

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Speaker 3: do it Australian accent.

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Speaker 5: But you had my back though, and you were a

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Speaker 5: great I can see why you're the best man.

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Speaker 2: You're amazing.

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Speaker 3: Jeez, thank you. Wake up every morning with phone taps

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Speaker 3: weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,