WEBVTT - The Spirit Who Grills 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:14.280 It's PM at Melrose Place and you're listening Tonight Call. 0:00:26.760 --> 0:00:29.479 Hey everybody, and welcome to Night Call, a podcast for 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:32.960 your strange days and lonely nights. I'm Molly Lambert and 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:38.400 with me in Los Angeles is Damaliyoshida. What what? And 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:41.479 as always teslent, we are all in a room together? 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:43.879 Um then or not being in a room together. I 0:00:43.920 --> 0:00:46.919 realized that we all, even probably when we're on opposite 0:00:46.920 --> 0:00:49.239 sides of the country, bob our heads a little bit 0:00:49.800 --> 0:00:52.160 when we think that the theme music should be coming 0:00:52.200 --> 0:00:55.280 in for our show. Yeah, we do. I for sure 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:57.760 bob my head to the imaginary the music. You know 0:00:57.800 --> 0:01:00.760 you're bombing your heads because we can see you for 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:04.600 maybe we should make some like some solar power bobble heads. 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:09.720 Oh my god. Guys. Welcome to Nightcall, and you should 0:01:09.720 --> 0:01:12.119 give us a call at to four oh four six 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:16.039 night or email Yeah at Night Call podcast at gmail 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:18.240 dot com. You can also text us at two four 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:20.119 oh four six Night if you're afraid of us hearing 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:22.280 your voice, and if you'd like to be anonymous, just 0:01:22.319 --> 0:01:24.880 tell us so we will protect your identity because they're 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:28.120 nice are and we got a Facebook group. We do 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:31.120 in an Instagram and they're all popping off on Twitter 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:36.880 account just across the web. We're sending out strands. Speaking 0:01:36.920 --> 0:01:39.680 of the Facebook group, UM, somebody posted something that is 0:01:39.720 --> 0:01:42.560 now making the rounds that I wanted to talk to 0:01:42.600 --> 0:01:47.240 you guys about. And it's Cremain's cookies. Um, if you 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:50.320 guys are listening and eating, put down what you're eating 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:55.480 for a minute. Because in Davis, California, at a UM, 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:59.800 I guess it's Da Vinci Charter Academy, a student passed 0:01:59.840 --> 0:02:03.800 out some cookies to her friends that contained human ashes. 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:07.840 Probably pretty clean, though, I mean I can't imagine clean 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:11.720 eating clean. Yeah, like, of all things that you could 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:13.920 put in your bet, I bet chromines are better for 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:18.400 you than like, you know, aspar team. Do you think 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:20.960 they have protein? Do you think they retain any? I 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:24.600 bet nuance. It's probably just a carb, right, Is it 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:27.520 even a car? Maybe it's just fiber. But though I 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:30.200 heard things can get toxic when they get really burnt. Like, 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:32.760 isn't the burnt part of toast supposed to be bad 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:36.000 for you? Supposed it's a carcinogenic? Well, somebody, anything that's 0:02:36.120 --> 0:02:42.640 charred small an entire human body is I think average 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:46.040 five pounds of ashes? Am I making that up? That's 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:50.880 what I think, authority, and I trust you. I believe 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:53.120 it's between four and six pounds. I think women are 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:56.280 average four pounds and men are average six pounds of ashes. 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:59.080 Happy Halloween, by the way, Happy Halloween yet, But you 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:02.880 know works I did? Um? But the kids who ate 0:03:02.960 --> 0:03:06.440 the ash cookies, some of them knew, some of them didn't. 0:03:06.680 --> 0:03:10.400 Nine of them ate the cookies in total? Um, would 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:13.320 you ever eat a cookie made with how much? Actually 0:03:13.360 --> 0:03:16.760 a better question, how much? Would you? So? Was an experiment? 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:19.000 Or was this a kid who had been asked to 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:22.239 bring a treat to class and had a dead relative 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:24.760 that he had to do something with. I think it 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:27.840 was like a prank problem. I think it was a problem. 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:32.680 Just sprinkle some of those human ashes in your this 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:34.280 is I think. I believe the kid was a high 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:37.360 school or the conflicting information picturing like an eight year 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:41.120 old bringer, I was too something about a teenager that's 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:43.520 more believable. But where did they get the cremains? Whose 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:45.880 cremains were they? I believe the grandparents. One of the 0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:49.440 grandparents cremains. See, that's what makes it sucked up somehow 0:03:49.640 --> 0:03:51.440 you think if it will who else, I mean what 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:53.320 it would be so much worse if it were a 0:03:53.360 --> 0:04:00.240 stranger's cremine, anyone's crew, your own flesh and blood. Because 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:03.040 so he's like, what at the funeral and they haven't 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:06.280 earn there and he like sneaks when in the house 0:04:06.600 --> 0:04:10.280 maybe so yeah, well either way he decides, oh, you know, 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:13.320 will be crazy funked up who took some of my grandparents? 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:16.760 Like that's like a little sis. It's bad, no question, 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:18.560 you think. He was like, I'm going to put it 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:20.840 on YouTube and get like, well guess what it was 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:25.120 a girl? Oh my god? That changed it. Yeah, well 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:33.720 empowered empowered from so it's basic female serial killers. The 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:37.360 police detective said that like, based on a preliminary investigation, 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:40.400 they felt like it was a credible thing that happened, 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:44.880 but they weren't sure um, but believed based on what 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:47.280 the girl said and what the kids that she had 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:50.560 interacted with said that it had really happened. Um, And 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:52.800 there was like a boy came home and told his 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:56.479 parents about it and they were they were like, it's crazy. 0:04:56.560 --> 0:04:59.840 She told anyone that it was cremine because she could 0:04:59.839 --> 0:05:02.039 have has done it and gotten away with it, which 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:05.240 is also crazy. That's yeah, you wouldn't get any fun 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:06.560 out of that, though, if you were the kind of 0:05:06.600 --> 0:05:08.680 person who would get fun out of like you would 0:05:08.720 --> 0:05:11.480 have to see the reaction otherwise. There was a girl 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:14.160 at Tessaized High School who got in trouble for bringing 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:16.480 weed brownies to school and putting them in the teacher's lounge, 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:20.200 and this feels very like of that kind of well, yeah, 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:23.080 in that case, you would actually see maybe some of 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:25.200 the effects of your work. I hate to bring up 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:29.800 a forbidden topic on the podcast, but one time I 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:32.040 was at a party and I ate these chocolate chip 0:05:32.040 --> 0:05:34.080 cookies and then this girl was like, guess what the 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:38.880 secret ingredients? 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Sign up at nightcall dot robin hood dot com. 0:06:51.839 --> 0:07:04.880 That's nightcall dot robin hood dot com. Do you feel 0:07:04.880 --> 0:07:07.479 like people did weird pranks with food when it was 0:07:07.520 --> 0:07:11.320 still legal to like have handmade trick or treat candy? 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:14.640 Growing up, I was never allowed to eat the like 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:18.520 not packaged unless it was an apple, which also you 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:23.680 could definitely but none of those things ever happened. I 0:07:23.680 --> 0:07:26.720 think it's so sad because I think that if Halloween 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:28.960 was a night where you went around and ate cookies 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:31.040 that like your neighbors made, that would be the sweetest, 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:36.360 the most wonderful, heartwarming holiday. Human experiment. Yeah, does not 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:39.960 allow such happy. I think people eat cookies that their 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:42.560 neighbors make, but sometimes they turn out to have like 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:45.840 mystery ingredients that you wish you didn't know about. Honestly, 0:07:45.920 --> 0:07:48.960 I find that at least my neighbors, many of them 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:52.600 have strong feelings about any kind of sugar, including cookies, 0:07:52.680 --> 0:07:57.400 and so the neighbors you have to have some of 0:07:57.400 --> 0:07:59.920 the some of those and some not those. But it's 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:03.160 hard to navigate on Halloween for sure. Oh that sounds impossible. 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:06.760 I saw a show once that was called Like My 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:09.520 Strange Obsession. It was like, oh, yes, I know, the 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:13.040 parallel show to Like My My Strange Addiction or something, 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:14.880 but it was just people that were obsessed with things. 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:16.880 It's the best show. There was one episode about a 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:20.000 guy who's obsessed with mustard another guy who's obsessed with catchup, 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:22.160 and they never meet in the episode what they just 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:24.880 show their parallel lives and they both have wives who 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:27.480 are like very fed up with them and like, man, 0:08:27.560 --> 0:08:30.040 I wish they would be into anything else. For like 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:33.200 a moment, the mustard guy like brushes his teeth with mustard, 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:36.319 and the mustard guy is like a mustard superior. Sorry 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:39.000 to bring it back to condiments that guys like, he's 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:42.160 like a mustard supremacist and the other guy is like 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:45.480 a ketchup supremacist. I have an issue with this. There's 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:48.240 only one kind of ketchup that's worth its salt, and 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:51.520 that would behind ketchup and every other ketchup is I'm 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:55.120 team Mustard for sure. But there was another episode of 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:57.800 this show about a person who was into dumpster diving 0:08:58.160 --> 0:09:03.400 and was obsessed with dumpster diving, and they foraged a 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:07.200 meal and then invited over all their neighbors and friends, 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:09.360 and then everybody ate the meal and then they were like, 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:12.600 guess what all that food came from the trash and 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:15.920 everybody had different reactions. Whatever, they all have to get 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:18.360 over it. It's fine, we should all be dumpstered. Wait wait, 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:21.080 was this was this captured on film in the show. 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:24.440 I'm gonna watch it so hard. Oh, it's just amazing 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:27.000 because it's like everyone's enjoying it until they find out 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:29.440 just from the dumpster and then they're like social conditioning 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:32.120 kicks in and they're all like, oh, no, is this 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:37.000 on any I think? Okay, I whatever. The people who 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:39.160 were mad about it can go from You just should 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:41.200 be given a choice, Yeah, you should. You should be 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:43.200 given it. I know. I'm just like, I'm such a 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:47.200 freak about like not wasting cookies. Is you should be 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:50.679 told beforehand and given a choice, and then it's a 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:54.400 fun it's a fun and how event at your school. 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:58.240 Not like I thought it was eyeballs. I thought it 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:01.240 was Peel's grapes. But guess what it as eyeballs this time? 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:07.920 We Um, we want to take a bunch of night 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:12.560 emails slash calls today on the show. Yeah, speaking of 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:18.600 spooky Halloween spirits, we have a backlog and ghosts. Yeah, 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:22.679 I wanted to return to the topic of whether or 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:25.360 not Jesus is a ghost and um, we got a 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:33.160 night email from our friend John the Theologian. Theologian, I'm 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:34.840 very much the amateur when it comes to all the 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:37.760 religious matters on this podcast. It's because there's a willco song. 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:44.080 John wrote, I'm a professor of theology and the Twin 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:46.480 Cities of Minnesota I want to try and answer your 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:48.680 question from the last pot on the Holy Ghost and 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:51.360 whether Jesus is a ghost. There is a word for 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:53.880 ghost in the New Testament, but it only appears a 0:10:53.920 --> 0:10:57.040 couple of times. The Greek word is fantasma, and it 0:10:57.080 --> 0:11:00.800 means something like specter, apparition or ghost. It occurs on 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:03.760 both occasions in different versions of Jesus walking on the 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:06.880 water towards his disciples in a boat and they think 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:09.840 they have seen a ghost. They are terrified and cry out, 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:12.280 but Jesus tells them to have courage and not be afraid. 0:11:12.920 --> 0:11:15.360 The ghost and holy ghost is related to the German 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:18.120 geist spirit, but we do not tend to use ghost 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:20.559 any longer to mean spirit, which is why the common 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:24.240 English translation is now holy Spirit. The resurrected Jesus has 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:27.040 some of the characteristics of a spirit, but also elements 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:30.160 of his physical body, since he can grill, fish, eat, 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:32.920 and retains the wounds of his crucifixion on his hands 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:36.800 and feet. Straightforwardly, the resurrected Jesus is not a ghost 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:39.920 to my mind, but this amalgam of human and spirit. 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:42.960 Thanks for your pod, but Molly, please do not hail 0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:47.880 or some in Satan anymore. It scares me. Agreed, John, 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:53.000 I've been saying, Um, I love that email. It's like 0:11:53.160 --> 0:11:56.280 very it's very informative. Yeah, we also edited down. There 0:11:56.280 --> 0:11:58.600 was a lot of information that was really interesting. I 0:11:58.600 --> 0:12:01.480 can post it just because I think I always assumed 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:04.200 that the reason that it was spirit now in most 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:06.920 translations and not ghosts is because like to not scare 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:09.520 kids or something like. I feel like a lot of 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:12.040 aspects of a lot of religions gets like some of 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:15.800 the weirder parts sort of like stand it away in 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:20.000 different parts. My favorite thing is that like angels or 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:23.000 like not, like a lot of them are like described 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:27.360 as like being actually terrifying headless things with like a 0:12:27.520 --> 0:12:30.080 zilian eyeballs all over the wings and stuff. And I'm like, 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:34.760 that's cool and metal as hell, and that should be 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:37.200 the dominant I do when you imagine an angel, now 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:41.240 you're automatic imagination. Should he Star had a dark fantasy 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:47.440 novel about cool angels with eyeball when Yeah, yeah, So 0:12:47.520 --> 0:12:49.880 I figured that the ghost thing was just one of 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:53.199 those things. Anything that seems like a holdover from paganism 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:57.280 is always a chill part of Christianity. I like the 0:12:57.320 --> 0:13:03.000 idea that Jesus is a spirit who grills in. I 0:13:03.200 --> 0:13:05.679 love that that was the example of what makes the 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:08.280 human as you can grill and eat fish. Imagine if 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:11.840 you were like haunted by a spirit that was like 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:16.840 a benevolent spirit, but that for dinner became not entered 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:19.719 its material to digest exactly. Yeah, it sounds like a 0:13:19.760 --> 0:13:22.640 lot of people's dream relationship. I feel like this is 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:24.480 like a common question, but I feel like nobody has 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:27.880 ever answered it properly for me. But what happens if 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:31.920 a vampire eats food? Doesn't just hang out inside there 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:34.200 for a long time. No, they don't, but what if 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:36.960 they did? But sometimes I feel like in some things 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:40.040 they do eat food to like like act normal or something, 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:43.600 and like it's disgusting to them or like or there's 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:47.400 no no sensation whatsoever. I imagined like a stomach that's 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:52.080 just a dead end. And maybe that's when the Jesus goes. 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:58.760 You think about so you're saying us, the sandwich never 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:03.120 goes the sand which becomes a vampire? Right? Do you 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:07.240 think it turns into it like liquefies and turns into 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:12.800 tears and sweats. Maybe it's supplies. It's what makes them 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:22.240 like Sparkling could be there, sparkles, little sandwiches, liball, Yes, exactly. 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:26.440 I know about mythology. That's how it works. 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Watch this a mr video of a guy 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:04.760 in a plague doctor costume, which you probably know is 0:17:04.800 --> 0:17:07.439 like a mask with a beak beaking you to sleep. 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:11.080 Very cool and thought you guys would enjoy if you 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:13.800 haven't seen it already. He also did a video of 0:17:13.840 --> 0:17:16.640 a health exam in the costume. I can't stop watching. 0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:21.520 With a link that we will, we can maybe throw 0:17:21.560 --> 0:17:24.520 in a little bit of audio here, Yeah, live audio. 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:29.480 It's so scary. Are you pulling it up and pulling 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:32.600 it up so it's gonna hunt you? That is so 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:41.439 very good. Don't be seeing you. It's this time once 0:17:41.520 --> 0:17:51.600 more you're baking. I feel I have not already done, 0:17:51.640 --> 0:18:08.680 so make yourself most pools. What the pick? Okay, and 0:18:08.720 --> 0:18:15.080 that's enough for a while. Um I don't know what 0:18:15.160 --> 0:18:17.840 beaking you to sleep means outside. I don't think that 0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:24.080 would think that would not anything me to sleep. Um, 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:27.000 that would keep me awake. It's like a hundred and 0:18:27.080 --> 0:18:32.720 seventy four thousand views at time of recording. Um, there's 0:18:32.760 --> 0:18:37.000 another one that's got a million. That's the plague. Patiently, 0:18:37.119 --> 0:18:42.000 there's a burgeoning subculture. I mean this is a good 0:18:42.320 --> 0:18:48.200 if you wanted to create like a constructed urban Internet 0:18:48.320 --> 0:18:51.879 urban legend or like creepy pasta type thing. I feel 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:56.400 like Plague dr A SMR is pretty good. Well also 0:18:56.400 --> 0:18:58.000 because when you guys tried to put it in, it 0:18:58.080 --> 0:19:00.440 came out as like a phone number for both. We 0:19:00.480 --> 0:19:03.119 should try calling the phone. No, you know, I'm pretty 0:19:03.160 --> 0:19:06.119 sure that it was. When I forwarded the email, I 0:19:06.160 --> 0:19:08.920 was also looking up a spam call and it ended 0:19:09.000 --> 0:19:12.879 up pyperlinking. But do you guys know what those like 0:19:12.960 --> 0:19:16.720 what the mask is from, and stuff like why people 0:19:16.760 --> 0:19:19.960 wore those masks? Why don't you tell our listeners? Okay, 0:19:20.080 --> 0:19:21.800 it was because I just looked it up. I'm not 0:19:21.800 --> 0:19:25.040 going to Um, they weren't actually doctors. They were like 0:19:25.080 --> 0:19:29.760 the kind of like moonlighting doctors who weren't totally certified, uh, 0:19:30.000 --> 0:19:33.119 treated patients with the bubonic plague, and so they would 0:19:33.119 --> 0:19:37.040 wear these giant beak masks that were filled with like 0:19:37.200 --> 0:19:40.560 different herbs and you know, things that smelled good because 0:19:40.600 --> 0:19:44.320 the smell was what was thought to transmit the plague. 0:19:44.800 --> 0:19:48.640 So he's he's being a plague doctor a s MR. 0:19:48.760 --> 0:19:54.760 Because he's wearing his creepy anti plague mask. Yeah were 0:19:54.760 --> 0:19:59.440 they This one looks like it's leather though or skin, 0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:02.480 just like a fetish item for people that are into 0:20:02.520 --> 0:20:06.960 like steampunk, right, plague steampunk because they're so creepy looking. 0:20:07.040 --> 0:20:09.840 And there's one in Yes, I feel like most people 0:20:09.880 --> 0:20:12.520 associated with Ice wide shut now in our modern era, 0:20:12.600 --> 0:20:16.040 which because I turn you associated with a sex cult. Yeah, 0:20:16.240 --> 0:20:19.840 it is a kink object. I don't know. Yeah, they 0:20:19.840 --> 0:20:22.960 were like what is it? They're like Venetian masks, and 0:20:23.000 --> 0:20:26.119 it's a mask representing this thing everybody would know about 0:20:26.240 --> 0:20:30.440 of the plague doctors. Uh, and then we all associated 0:20:30.440 --> 0:20:35.800 with ice Wade shuts. The lighting in this video and 0:20:35.840 --> 0:20:39.600 the perspective is what also just makes it super scary. Well, 0:20:39.600 --> 0:20:41.920 all you see is the beat, you're getting beaked. You are. 0:20:42.880 --> 0:20:45.960 Masks are terrifying. Masks are the worst. This is what 0:20:46.000 --> 0:20:48.479 I'm saying when we were talking about scary things, like 0:20:48.640 --> 0:20:50.520 I can't think of that many movies that scare me, 0:20:50.600 --> 0:20:54.600 but person in a mask, that's a lot of them. Well, yeah, 0:20:54.680 --> 0:20:56.359 like even just when Tom Cruise shows up in his 0:20:56.400 --> 0:20:59.640 Max because he has like the tragedy mask like looks 0:20:59.640 --> 0:21:03.720 like which I and it's so scary. It's so scary 0:21:03.840 --> 0:21:05.879 that there's a face on the outside, but it's not 0:21:05.960 --> 0:21:08.080 the actual face. I don't know what it is. It's 0:21:08.119 --> 0:21:10.399 just the scariest thing in the world. You're afraid of 0:21:10.400 --> 0:21:12.919 being tricked. I am. I'm afraid of I'm afraid of 0:21:12.920 --> 0:21:16.000 people's That's the most interesting thing to think about, though, 0:21:17.240 --> 0:21:24.480 the scary mask that everybody wears. Man, it's on your mask, 0:21:24.600 --> 0:21:27.199 on your face. No, it's weird too, because it's like 0:21:27.440 --> 0:21:29.440 there is a thing where like when a face becomes 0:21:29.480 --> 0:21:33.199 too mask like, it's scary. Certain people have made their 0:21:33.320 --> 0:21:36.080 faces look more like masks and it's become sort of 0:21:36.119 --> 0:21:40.280 like like do you mean future human diamond Chris Janner. Well, 0:21:41.520 --> 0:21:43.800 I mean that's the thing is like, what at what 0:21:43.840 --> 0:21:46.119 point does it become like it crosses the on Canny 0:21:46.200 --> 0:21:49.440 Valley until like that's not exactly what a human faces. Yeah, 0:21:50.000 --> 0:21:52.080 Like I had this idea for a short film that 0:21:52.080 --> 0:21:54.800 would just be about like the creation of you know, 0:21:54.840 --> 0:21:58.000 the opening titles of a housewife film they say their 0:21:58.080 --> 0:22:01.520 name and their catchphrase for the season. But like the 0:22:01.600 --> 0:22:04.800 idea a housewife film. Did I say a housewife film? 0:22:07.800 --> 0:22:15.280 I was like, yeah, yes, um no, but like like 0:22:15.400 --> 0:22:17.480 the idea of like a woman who's on one of 0:22:17.520 --> 0:22:20.200 these shows and then has had so much work done 0:22:20.280 --> 0:22:23.760 since filming that part that like she's going in to 0:22:23.880 --> 0:22:28.800 approve that and like do her like voiceover for it. Uh, 0:22:28.840 --> 0:22:32.200 but like she doesn't recognize herself and the image anymore 0:22:32.400 --> 0:22:37.159 or something. Yeah, I've been watching Real Housewives of Orange County, 0:22:37.200 --> 0:22:41.400 which is the scariest and worst but also like interesting 0:22:41.480 --> 0:22:44.240 bad of all the Real Housewives. Did you just call 0:22:44.280 --> 0:22:51.560 it the scariest? Yes, the Trump voters, Yeah, Orange County. Um. 0:22:51.640 --> 0:22:54.200 But it's also the oldest in the franchise, which means 0:22:54.240 --> 0:22:57.840 they're now dealing with mortality, which is also so weird. 0:22:57.960 --> 0:22:59.680 How old are that? Oh? And to bring it back 0:22:59.680 --> 0:23:01.879 to mains, I told you guys about when I was 0:23:01.960 --> 0:23:03.840 keeping up with the Kardashi. That's where I brought it 0:23:04.080 --> 0:23:06.960 Chris check. They did a whole plotline about Kim wanting 0:23:07.000 --> 0:23:10.320 to become a mortician. That was actually a good plotline 0:23:10.400 --> 0:23:13.520 where they went to do makeup at like a funeral 0:23:13.560 --> 0:23:16.000 home and she was like, are we going to do 0:23:16.080 --> 0:23:18.040 makeup on a dead body? I don't know if I 0:23:18.040 --> 0:23:20.320 can handle it. And then it's like a person who 0:23:20.359 --> 0:23:22.600 plays a dead body for you to do makeup. So 0:23:23.359 --> 0:23:27.000 it sounds like Kardashians is just becoming cruel show. Now, Oh, 0:23:27.000 --> 0:23:31.080 it totally is the house over here. I don't At first, 0:23:31.119 --> 0:23:33.159 I didn't know what to think about putting makeup on 0:23:33.200 --> 0:23:35.760 a dead body, but then I said, I'm just gonna 0:23:35.880 --> 0:23:38.879 second and go for it. It It turns out putting makeup 0:23:38.880 --> 0:23:41.400 on dead bodies is my passion and I love it. 0:23:41.880 --> 0:23:43.800 You know, they did like a contour on the dead body. 0:23:43.880 --> 0:23:46.080