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Speaker 1: It's time now for a round of would you rather?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather an hour on stage comedians? Would you

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Speaker 1: rather an hour on stage with no laughs? Or would

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Speaker 1: you rather an hour on stage with a heckler?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I'm gonna get all the last he.

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Speaker 3: Bought it. He bought a great ticket that night.

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Speaker 1: All right. Would you rather when you were a kid,

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Speaker 1: would you rather the snow cone truck come through or

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Speaker 1: the ice cream truck? Which one?

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Speaker 3: Whichever one would operating ice? All right?

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Speaker 1: Ice cream?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather a car with no headlights or a

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Speaker 1: car that won't go in reverse?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I can't have to be able to

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Speaker 2: do what I'm gonna do at night. So now we

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Speaker 2: got the building, Yeah, we need them head.

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Speaker 4: I just park on the street a lot turn around.

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Speaker 3: You can't go ahead, I can't put in your driveway.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna take that car with no head like so

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Speaker 4: when it get dogs, just take my stupid behind to

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Speaker 4: the house. Boy, you know how much stuff can go

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Speaker 4: wrong when you ain't got no reverse. I had a

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Speaker 4: partner that they had a sixty tuber Saber didn't have

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Speaker 4: rehearse on it.

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Speaker 3: Boy, we be in some ignorant positions. And we were

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Speaker 3: young too.

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Speaker 4: Now we now he got to put it in neutral.

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Speaker 4: We got to get out and push it back. Hey

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Speaker 4: we we okay, okay, Like one time we parked in

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Speaker 4: front of this uh shop. We was messing around in college.

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Speaker 4: Somebody parked in front of us and back of us.

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Speaker 4: Now we now it looks now were parallel parked. But

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Speaker 4: he ain't got no reverse. So now to get out,

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Speaker 4: he got to put the car neutral and we got

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Speaker 4: to push him back. He cut the wheel. Then we

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Speaker 4: gotta get behind the car, push him forward. Then we

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Speaker 4: had to go in front of the car, push him

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Speaker 4: back until he can get out of the parallel.

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Speaker 1: So no headline for you, all right?

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Speaker 4: And I was it was so hard my toes blew

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Speaker 4: through the front of the little cheap shoes.

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Speaker 3: I had to, man, I went straight through the front

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Speaker 3: of them shoes.

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Speaker 1: Bosses, would you rather work at a daycare or would

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Speaker 1: you rather work at a prison? Kids are criminals basically

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Speaker 1: prisoning to jail for nothing.

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Speaker 2: I ain't going to visit nobody, none of.

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Speaker 1: That, okay, all right? Would you rather get a hall pass?

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to prison if you put me at

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Speaker 3: the daycare, because i'm not. I don't. I don't have

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Speaker 3: no kids, just beauty and kids. Shut up, cut your block.

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Speaker 1: That's today's brother. Thank you guys. You're listening to The

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show.