WEBVTT - Well Maybe I'll Watch! 

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe then I would watch. It's one more thing. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>one more battle on Bee laid out some new rules

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<v Speaker 1>they suggest for soccer to get those of us who

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<v Speaker 1>aren't interested in soccer to might maybe possibly watch. They're

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<v Speaker 1>kind of kind of funny. I'll hit you with some

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<v Speaker 1>of those in a second. But first, this which I

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<v Speaker 1>don't quite understand. What this is? Uh, somebody upset about

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<v Speaker 1>the way other people pronounce words. I guess anywhere, And

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<v Speaker 1>let's listen to it. Sweet potatoes, And what am I saying?

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<v Speaker 1>Sweet potatoes?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't hear potato, sweet potatoes, not sweet potatoes and

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<v Speaker 2>sweet potatoes.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't you hear sweet potatoes, sweet potatoes? What was

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<v Speaker 1>I saying before sweet potatoes? What were you saying? Sweet potatoes? Emphasis,

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<v Speaker 1>sweet potatoes.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what sweet potatoes.

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<v Speaker 1>Sweet potatoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh they're young and in love, so cute.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I say sweet potatoes. I do emphasize the second.

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<v Speaker 2>Sweet potatoes, sweet potato. Yeah, this sweet emphasizes the potatoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Or I'm sorry, it modifies potatoes, so should receive the emphasis.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, that was what just the word of potatoes.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is where the problem was, do you say

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<v Speaker 1>potato potatoes? Or potatoes.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, it was a question of sweet potatoes or

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<v Speaker 2>sweet potatoes.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I got you.

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<v Speaker 2>Is potatoes modifying sweeters, sweet modifying potatoes. Of course, there

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<v Speaker 2>are many sweet things you could eat. This is sweet potatoes.

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<v Speaker 1>I really like sweet potatoes, so then in that case

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't have yeahtato sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>My doctor uh told me I really need to cut

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<v Speaker 2>down on carbs and like frenchise and stuff. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>what about sweet potato fries?

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<v Speaker 1>He said, oh, I have had it. Oh really, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a way way way better. I didn't know that. I

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<v Speaker 1>knew they were better. I know they were way way better.

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<v Speaker 1>My son always gets the sweet potatoes instead of the regular. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't like them. I love them, really, I think they're delicious. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and some places are like really great, They're like a

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<v Speaker 1>dessert or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know you ever even ate French fries me. Yeah, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I freaking love health.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't eat fast food, but man, I go to

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<v Speaker 2>like a nice restaurant with a really good burger and

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<v Speaker 2>the really good fries, like the steak fries.

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<v Speaker 1>Steak with a big beat. I like a big thick

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<v Speaker 1>potato steak fry with ketchup oh yeah, of course my

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<v Speaker 1>head starts sweating just saying it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mind the crispy thin ones either.

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<v Speaker 1>I like those two. I like all French fries, right,

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<v Speaker 1>big tent here, Come on. French fries are great, and

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<v Speaker 1>they're horrible for you right there, and I love them

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<v Speaker 1>so much. Your doctor told you not to eat them too, Michael, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I still sneak a few in. I often if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>at a restaurant where they have a cheeseburger that you

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<v Speaker 1>have the option of a little side salad instead of

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<v Speaker 1>the French fries, And I do that, And why my

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<v Speaker 1>kids eat French fries while I eat it salad like

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<v Speaker 1>a loser.

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<v Speaker 2>Instant regret. Yeah, I find out I'm dying. We're all

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<v Speaker 2>dying slowly from time. If I find out I'm dying,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not only buying a friar. I'm buying a guy

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<v Speaker 2>to run. It is going to make me French fries

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<v Speaker 2>fresh in my kitchen every damn day.

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<v Speaker 1>We got another one of these arguing over words things

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<v Speaker 1>that you had come back to Los Angeles, that you

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<v Speaker 1>had gone through.

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<v Speaker 2>You just said, los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we have this argument, and he says, los Angeles Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but what do you call it? Los Felis? Yes, but

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<v Speaker 1>we're not talking about feelings. You don't say loss, and

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<v Speaker 1>let's say Los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't.

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<v Speaker 1>And if I had like a jury here, everyone will

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<v Speaker 1>vote for me. Go ahead. Who But from now on,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say, Okay, you probably live there.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you live there? In aay?

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<v Speaker 1>Lolas?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you say Los Angeles? You say Los angelebody says that, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Well anyways, please God, let's move on.

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<v Speaker 1>Say the actress Jamie Lee Curtis says Los Angeles. That's

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<v Speaker 1>because she grew up the Dado's a movie star or something.

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<v Speaker 1>It says Los Angeles. Nobody I'm Brits who say Los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 1>I know lots of people who live in Los Angeles

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<v Speaker 1>and none of them say Los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 2>Los Angeles would be wrong to loss loss? Is it

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<v Speaker 2>like we had two wins and one loss Los Angeles?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you say?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like short? Oh, at Los Angeles as opposed to

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<v Speaker 2>like Las Vegas, which is subtly different.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I can't tell the difference between you. You just

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<v Speaker 1>said there los loves not Los Los Loss. Yeah, lost loss.

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<v Speaker 1>You're cutting a too thin for me, like the big

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<v Speaker 1>I need to cut like the big thick potato fries.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't invent the alphabet.

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<v Speaker 1>I just learned it. I think. I say Las Vegas

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<v Speaker 1>and Los Angeles the same way. Oh no, what town

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<v Speaker 1>is even talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't tell.

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<v Speaker 1>I drove to the town you said, Now, I haven't

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<v Speaker 1>for six hundred miles away. Okay, to the Babylon. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>how's that train coming along?

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna fly go from Los Angeles to Las Vegas.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, probably slowly, but that would be a

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<v Speaker 1>good one. That'd be a good one. Okay, So Babylon

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<v Speaker 1>bee with a way to make the World Cup more exciting,

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<v Speaker 1>to make soccer more exciting for those of us who

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<v Speaker 1>can't understand the enjoyment of watching, For instance, Spain and

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<v Speaker 1>some tie zero zero yesterday ninety minutes ish, because nobody

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<v Speaker 1>knows how much time of soccer and it was zero

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<v Speaker 1>zero and you're supposed to be thrilled with that anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>All ten of these aren't good, so I just grab

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<v Speaker 1>some of them that are funny. Number one, goalies must

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<v Speaker 1>be double amputees. No more scoreless straws. And I like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Any two limbs will do. Oh god, that's too dark.

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<v Speaker 1>It is pretty dark. But you know, if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to do well, it's both legs. You'd score a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>How about little people? All the goalies have to be

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<v Speaker 1>little people. Supply one enforcer on each team with a taser. Finally,

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<v Speaker 1>the guy thrack sho on the ground won't be faking.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's a good one. Oh my god, the historyonics

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<v Speaker 2>are hilarious. God. Oh in the replay you could see

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<v Speaker 2>the guy barely touched him.

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<v Speaker 1>Random quicksand pits. That would add I'm sorry, Sagan, random

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<v Speaker 1>quicksand pits.

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<v Speaker 2>Quicksand pits.

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<v Speaker 1>I like this one. Have a drunk hobo decide when

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<v Speaker 1>each half starts and ends, bound to be more sensible

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<v Speaker 1>than whatever the current system is. Drunk, it's over.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. I like the quicksand idea because you know

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<v Speaker 2>your your your teammate accidentally stumbles in there and he's

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<v Speaker 2>sinking and you got away all right? How good a

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<v Speaker 2>player is he versus the flow of the game. We've

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<v Speaker 2>got a scoring opportunity and I'm supposed to.

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<v Speaker 1>Be up there. Sorry, I could say that your right

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<v Speaker 1>release an enraged bull onto the field if things are boring.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure that.

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<v Speaker 2>Would lead to more scoring. Well, it might if your

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<v Speaker 2>defenders run for their lives. Yeah, they might clear the

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<v Speaker 2>area in front of the goal.

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<v Speaker 1>And finally, this one, which I penalty area. Finally, this one,

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<v Speaker 1>which I enjoyed, is a shot. Instead of kicking a

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<v Speaker 1>round ball toward a goal, players carry, Oh, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>an oblong ball towards kind of an end zone. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that is a more exciting American.

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<v Speaker 2>I disagree the poetry, the beauty, the elegance of soccer

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<v Speaker 2>zero zero. I'm gonna start calling it football just to

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<v Speaker 2>show how sophisticated I am. I remember being in league

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<v Speaker 2>soccer when I was a little kid and I forgot

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<v Speaker 2>my shin guards. Oh that hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that hurt. They just let you get kicked. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>teach you a lesson.

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<v Speaker 2>That's exactly what they did back in those days.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I guess that's it.