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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, about four

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Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today. The subject

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Speaker 1: I was in the closet the whole time.

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Speaker 2: We'll get into that in just a bit.

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Speaker 1: It's not what you think, but right now it is

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Speaker 1: time for the prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: What you got, nephew? House party ed Glenda?

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Speaker 3: Oh, house party Glenn. Everybody like a good house party,

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Speaker 3: House good Glen, Glen.

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Speaker 4: Let's go Hello.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Hey man, y'all need me to bring some ice

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Speaker 5: over there? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Man, we can. We can use some ice over here.

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Speaker 5: Hey, this launch man. I was trying to see, uh,

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Speaker 5: if y'all need some what kind of beer should I bring? Ma?

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Speaker 5: Y'all want some beer? Man?

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Speaker 4: Everybody over here pretty much do? Budwiser? Man, who'd you say?

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Speaker 4: This was the game?

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Speaker 5: This launch? This launch man? I ran it to your

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Speaker 5: wife at the supermarket and she was telling me, y'all was,

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Speaker 5: you know, getting together? And she told me to, you know,

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Speaker 5: come on through the bass some time. So I didn't

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Speaker 5: want to just come through that without nothings, you know

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Speaker 5: what I'm saying. I want to, you know, come through

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Speaker 5: empty hand and looking disrespectful. Man.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I feel man, we just we pretty much

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Speaker 4: over age, just kicking and watching the game. Man, you

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Speaker 4: can you know some beer, some ice that is, that'd

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Speaker 4: be good, right, Okay?

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, cool man, Well listen, I mean, I mean

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Speaker 5: people are gonna have I want to make sure I'll

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Speaker 5: bring enough stuff.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but who who'd you? I can't, I can't really, man,

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Speaker 4: who'd you say?

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Speaker 2: This was?

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Speaker 5: Again? Though? My name is Lawrence. Man, my name is Laura.

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Speaker 5: I went to uh, I went to school with Glinda.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you went to see what's the school with Glenda?

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Speaker 5: Okay, Laurence n y. Yeah we went. We went to

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Speaker 5: school together, so you know we I ain't seen here

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Speaker 5: like man, I swear it's been like fifteen twenty years,

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Speaker 5: you know what I mean ironically, you know, I just

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Speaker 5: got back to town, you know, two weeks ago, and

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Speaker 5: to you know, run into a classmate. I was like wow,

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Speaker 5: but but you know, uh, she invited me out. Man.

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Speaker 5: I ain't been nowhere since I got here, So you

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Speaker 5: know it's cool just to get out a little bit. So,

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Speaker 5: you know, you say, but wise and I bring somebo ice? Man?

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Speaker 5: So yeah, we good? We good. I'm just gonna bring

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Speaker 5: a couple of cases. That's cool.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, man, that's that's cool. But you you say Glenda,

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Speaker 4: which y'all did? Y'all y'all went to high school of

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Speaker 4: college and what you what'd you meet her at?

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Speaker 5: No? No, no, Me and me and Glenna woul high

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Speaker 5: school together. Dog.

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Speaker 4: Oh, y'all went to high school together.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's back in the day. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you say what you say? You said your na't Lawrence?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Lawrence, Lawrence. Yeah, we went to high school together. Man,

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Speaker 5: that was you know, man, Glennon still look good? Dog?

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Speaker 5: How long y'all been married?

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Speaker 4: Have we been married for about sixteen years? Man?

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Speaker 5: Wow? Wow? Wow? Okay? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah man, you

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Speaker 5: did good. Man. I hate I messed it up, you

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Speaker 5: know what I mean? But you know it's neither hitting

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Speaker 5: on that man, But this is ironic that I ran

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Speaker 5: into him, man, So I just appreciated the invite I saw.

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Speaker 5: I saw Glindon. Man, Yo, Yo, your girl looking good, man,

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Speaker 5: I ain't seen it in a long time, you know

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Speaker 5: what I'm saying?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Yo, man, what do you Let's back up a minute, man,

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Speaker 4: what do you mean you you hate you messed that up?

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Speaker 4: What do you mean?

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Speaker 5: By that. Well, no, that's no. Okay, okay, my bad dog.

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Speaker 5: I'm thinking you familiar with my name. Now. See Glinda

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Speaker 5: was Glendon was my high school sweetheard. You know. We

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Speaker 5: dated from from ninth grade to the twelfth grade. Man,

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Speaker 5: we went the problem together, all.

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Speaker 4: Right, right, Look, I ain't, man, I see you know what, man,

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Speaker 4: I'm let me see. I don't know. I don't know

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Speaker 4: what Glinda what she meant by by telling you she

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Speaker 4: you could come through the crib, bro, but you you

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Speaker 4: can't come through my house.

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Speaker 5: Dog.

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Speaker 4: I mean I didn't. I didn't have mine back in

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Speaker 4: the day, and she might have had hers brother. But

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Speaker 4: you you can't come over my house, dude, Okay.

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Speaker 5: Okay, hol hold hold hello, holdo man. Now Glinda then

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Speaker 5: invited me, and I'm coming. I don't. I don't know

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Speaker 5: what what the hostility is, but man, but I'm I'm

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Speaker 5: coming to the house. You ain't.

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Speaker 4: You ain't come into my.

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Speaker 5: House though, Hey, dog, listen to me, man, I'm not

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Speaker 5: finish city and go back and forth with you. I

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Speaker 5: would have ran into Glenn in the store. Glenna said,

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Speaker 5: she you know, it was good to see me, you know,

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Speaker 5: come through the night. I say, cool, you know, and

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Speaker 5: she gave me the number on ask can you what

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Speaker 5: else I should? You know? What else I should get you? Know?

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Speaker 5: So I'm I'm calling you saying, hey, man, you want

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Speaker 5: some ice and some beer. I'm gonna roll through. Man,

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Speaker 5: it's just a party. Dog. You insecure? What's what's up?

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Speaker 4: Insecure? Listen? Listen to me. Dog, I'm I'm gonna go

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Speaker 4: and get Linda all right, And this because right here

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Speaker 4: don't make sense to me. Do what you mean? Glenny

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Speaker 4: invited you to the house and I'm telling you right now,

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Speaker 4: you ain't coming to my house. Bro, If you come

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Speaker 4: to my house, you're gonna get you up.

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Speaker 5: Hold. So what you what? You're threatening me? Now? Dog?

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Speaker 4: That's what who is you?

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Speaker 5: Don I'm first, That's who I am for. I remember,

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Speaker 5: I'm off first. I'm the one. She really remembers, you.

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Speaker 4: Mean you don't want She really remembers, I'm all first.

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Speaker 5: Dog.

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Speaker 4: Look, man, like I said, you bring your pope over

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Speaker 4: to my house. And it's gonna be about twenty pay ninety.

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Speaker 4: All my boys over here, we're thinking it. All right,

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Speaker 4: you bring you over here.

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Speaker 5: You won't leave. I promise you that I'll tell you what, man,

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Speaker 5: I'll be over there because Glenna the one invited me,

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Speaker 5: and I'm showing up. And if you start tripping with me,

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Speaker 5: guess what, dog, it's all in poppets. One thing I

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Speaker 5: don't forgot is my first love and my first love

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Speaker 5: been invited me to the house. Man. I can't.

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Speaker 4: I can't even deal with that right here, bro, I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna tell you no, you you obviously you don't spoke

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Speaker 4: to you know where I live? Right you show your stuff.

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Speaker 4: I want you to come on. I want you to

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Speaker 4: come on over and you show up. Like I said,

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Speaker 4: you shut up and everything going on, I promise you that, brother.

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Speaker 5: Whatever then, man, it's whatever.

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Speaker 4: Bright hey bright look look man, me and my boys

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Speaker 4: over here, we just waiting on it. We just waiting

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Speaker 4: on there. All you gotta do is is make the move, bro.

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Speaker 5: All you want to do is make I'll tell you what, man,

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Speaker 5: I'm just I'm let me call Glenda. See I need

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Speaker 5: to call Glenda because see see see Glenna, let me

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Speaker 5: get Glinda. Who can you don't you? I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 5: you one month time. I am Glinda's first. I don't

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Speaker 5: give her on the inner side life. I might be

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Speaker 5: her last her. Everything must be out his mind.

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Speaker 4: See, lord, I got this park on the phone.

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Speaker 5: But rick, yo, yo dog, let me ask you this here. Man,

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Speaker 5: you don't even know where Glinda's spot at. Do you

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Speaker 5: do you? What the I know where her spot at?

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Speaker 5: What the fifth are you dong?

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Speaker 4: What the think this she is? Bro?

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Speaker 5: Hey man, ain't you bring up over here?

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Speaker 4: I don't want you to show up in my You

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Speaker 4: my girl? Spot you come what? I want to see

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Speaker 4: you at the crib right now? Bro, you're chee your

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Speaker 5: You drive down to my you I'm gonna you up. Bro.

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Speaker 5: You ain't gonna do nothing to me what I said.

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Speaker 5: You ain't gonna do nothing, do nothing to you?

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Speaker 4: What I ain't gonna do nothing to you? I trump

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Speaker 4: you bring over here, but I'm telling you not going

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Speaker 5: Whatever. I got one more thing I want to say

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Speaker 5: to you, Is you listen my girl? I got one

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Speaker 5: more thing I want to say to you though. Is

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Speaker 5: you listening to me?

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Speaker 4: I'm not listening to you, Hey man, is you listening?

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Speaker 5: Is you listening? Because evidently you ay, are you listening

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Speaker 5: to me? You want to say this is nephew Tommy

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Speaker 5: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked

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Speaker 5: by your wife Glinda.

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Speaker 4: You see.

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Speaker 5: Not playing many.

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Speaker 4: I'm saying, dog kill y'all.

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 4: I'm so glad there's a joke, brun I'm telling because

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Speaker 4: one of us was leaving here tonight.

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Speaker 5: Bruh, it's going down.

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Speaker 3: It is June fifteen, nephew, tell me House party Comedy Jam.

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Speaker 3: That's Dallas, Texas. That's at the Majestic Theater. Tony Robins,

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Speaker 3: Dominique and myself we will be in the building acting

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Speaker 3: a dog gone fool. It is Father's Day weekends. All

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Speaker 3: your father's come on out and get with your boy,

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Speaker 3: get your groove on and have a whole lot of laughs.

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Speaker 3: And it's happening at the Majesty Saturday, June fifteenth.

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Speaker 2: That is Father's Day weekend.

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Speaker 3: And that is the next day will be my beautiful

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Speaker 3: anniversary with me when I had twenty three years of

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Speaker 3: being married.

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Speaker 2: I love you so much, damn. She will be coming

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Speaker 2: to work with me.

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Speaker 3: Hopefully she'll stay in the in the dressing room and

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Speaker 3: not hear any of the jokes I'm out saying about her.

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Speaker 2: For me, boy, that ain't gonna happen.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it might all be coming to my close

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Speaker 3: front row. Yeah, well it's gone. This might be the

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Speaker 3: last show then.

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Speaker 2: With those jokes, wow.

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Speaker 4: Like that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but I just wrote these out right after cancer.

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Speaker 3: These are great ones. This is this is classic. You

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Speaker 3: don't want to classic. They've been hitting home runs. I

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Speaker 3: didn't wanted to see them this early, but I guess

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Speaker 3: this is it.

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Speaker 1: Well, she has a while, so she's definitely coming.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a minute, So pray for me in Dallas.

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Speaker 3: All your preachers in Dallas, come on out and lay

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Speaker 3: hands on me for a minute. Unless just let's just

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Speaker 3: see if I can get through it.

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Speaker 2: Cancel. It's all wrapped up in there together.

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Speaker 5: All the senators.

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Speaker 4: Why is that you don't.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I'm just trying to figure out what Junior

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Speaker 3: gonna say to these senators next year.

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Speaker 1: Dallas time. All right, we're moving on. Thank you Nephew

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Speaker 1: coming up next, Strawberry letter. Subject I was in the

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Speaker 1: closet the whole time. We'll get into it right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening hard Morning Show