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Speaker 1: All right, all right, you come and to your life

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Speaker 1: from Philly. It's the number one rated Polly and Tony

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Speaker 1: Fosco show.

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Speaker 2: Yo.

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Speaker 3: As always Polly Fools Go here.

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Speaker 1: With Tony Fools Go and Tony Yo Huge show. Today,

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Speaker 1: let's go on an NFL trade. We'll tell you why

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Speaker 1: this is gonna totally backfire on the Cowboys.

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Speaker 3: In fact, it already has.

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Speaker 1: Uh, we got to fix for these crafty NBA playoffs, Tony.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna blow the people's mind out there. They're not

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Speaker 1: going to know what hit him exactly. Also, we'll tell

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Speaker 1: you why the media should be ashamed of its Justin

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Speaker 1: Tucker release coverage, whatever they're doing there. And more controversy

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Speaker 1: surrounding Shadeur Sanders. When we're done talking, it's all gonna

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Speaker 1: be over PayPal. You're not gonna even exactly.

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Speaker 4: And let's just say we're closing the shador on that controversy.

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Speaker 1: Terrific wordplay that, Tony. And one important announcement. As you

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Speaker 1: may have noticed in allow episode, we did not do

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Speaker 1: our hockey segment do to creative differences with our sponsor

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Speaker 1: at Labat's Blue. Well, we're going to be addressing that

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Speaker 1: whole situation later in the show.

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Speaker 3: So just sit tight, okay.

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Speaker 1: And why you're sitting there, yeah, you you watch and

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Speaker 1: listening right now is subscribe You're like, you don't just

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Speaker 1: sit there. You do it also leave reviews on Apple podcasts.

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Speaker 1: And when you do that, you don't do it like

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Speaker 1: this one. Put up that what we just saw come

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Speaker 1: through this. Mister Michel first of all, gave the show

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Speaker 1: four stars out of five. Must have hit the wrong

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Speaker 3: With mister moron.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he wrote, why is the show so short?

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Speaker 3: Keep up the crazy? Okay.

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Speaker 1: First of all, this is not a complaint box. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's not what's going on here. Number two, you know,

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Speaker 1: look at how angry all these people doing sports shows

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Speaker 1: are all day, you know, steven a right, Frances, You

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Speaker 1: want to know why these people are angry because they're

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Speaker 1: forced to sit in a studio for three hours a

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Speaker 3: They're miserable.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this show's the perfect legs. If you want it

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Speaker 4: to be longer, then just go rewatch it. The only

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Speaker 4: thing that's too short is how it produces tiny penis.

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Speaker 3: But that's another.

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Speaker 1: Story, and that's another story, exactly, a great one that

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Speaker 1: Dony Anyway, Thank you on that note, we got all

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Speaker 1: that out of the way, Let's get right into our

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Speaker 1: top story, a.

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Speaker 3: Story diar right first out.

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Speaker 1: The gate, stunning news out of the NFL, the Ravens

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Speaker 1: releasing longtime kicker Justin Tucker over allegations that he sexually

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Speaker 1: assaulted several massage therapists in what Dashaun Watson is calling

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Speaker 1: quote an absolute miscarriage of justice and also quote very hot.

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Speaker 3: Now Justin Tucker has come out.

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Speaker 1: To He's saying he's being unfairly targeted and that this

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Speaker 1: is quote all tabloid fodder. And that sounds totally right,

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Speaker 1: doesn't it.

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Speaker 3: Dony.

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Speaker 4: You know, if there's one thing we know about these

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Speaker 4: sleazy tabloids and magazines, it's that they're always desperate for

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Speaker 4: content about two things, the royal family and NFL kickers.

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Speaker 3: They just know that's what sells. And it's so sickening.

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Speaker 4: If I have to see one more cover story about

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Speaker 4: Prince Harry or Jason Elam or what Sebastian Janikowski did, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Going to flip my lids. Save me at doty. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's just sickening. I mean, if I have to open

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Speaker 1: I'm just not going on the site again. I'm tired

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Speaker 1: of it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, me too. Enough with the Kicker gossip already. It's enough.

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Speaker 3: It's enough.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, while we're on the story, you know,

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Speaker 1: people they're also mad at the Ravens here doo because

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Speaker 1: when they came out with their statement that they were

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Speaker 1: releasing Justin Tucker, they said that it was quote a

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Speaker 1: Now people are saying this is a load of ball,

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Speaker 1: not true. But it's clear that these people are missing

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Speaker 3: You know, this is where I'm unclear.

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Speaker 4: When they say football move, are they talking about football

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Speaker 4: the sport or the fact that Justin Tucker enjoys having

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Speaker 4: that's what led to his release. Well, to be clear,

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Speaker 4: not his release from the team, but you know from

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Speaker 1: Great point that, Dony, And well, now let's go to

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Speaker 1: some NFL trade news. The Cowboys have acquired wide receiver

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Speaker 1: George Pickens from the Steelers, and yeah, felt Dony. This

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Speaker 1: is already lining up to be a problem for the Cowboys,

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Speaker 4: You know, the Cowboys have spent nearly a decade now

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Speaker 3: It's the only salution.

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Speaker 1: It's the only solution that Don'ty Just terrific analysis. Well,

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Speaker 1: now to some interesting news surrounding Shadur Sanders. Reports coming

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Speaker 1: out about a disturbing pre draft meeting between Shadur and

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Speaker 1: the New York Giants. Now, these reports say that the

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Speaker 1: Giants gave Shadur a playbook filled with quote intentional mistakes

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Speaker 3: Apparently he didn't.

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Speaker 1: Now, people they're saying that's because Shadur didn't bother to

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Speaker 3: But that's clearly not what happened here, is it, Tony?

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Speaker 3: Not at all?

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Speaker 4: My sources tell me that Shador did read the Giants playbook,

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Speaker 4: but when he saw all the mistakes, he thought they

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Speaker 4: were supposed to be there, because again, this was the

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Speaker 4: Giants playbook. You're like, when Shadur saw all the plays

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Speaker 4: designed by seven year olds playing Madden, he thought, those

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Speaker 4: when the team went eight and forty two over the

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Speaker 4: last three seasons. You know, people need to think before

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Speaker 4: they make such reckless allegations.

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Speaker 1: Just terrific analysis and perspective that Tony, and you know,

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Speaker 1: before you think we're here to defend Shadur Sanders, We're

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Speaker 1: clearly not not there. You know a lot of people,

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Speaker 1: good for Shadur, absolutely because his ego got though massive

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Speaker 1: and he needed to be humbled. And Tony, this is

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: You know, Shador Sanders needed to learn that he's not special.

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Speaker 4: I mean, do you really think it's special to be

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Speaker 4: The field while on the run and here to receive

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Speaker 1: Not in the slightest He's just glad this young man

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Speaker 1: finally learned the valuable lesson there. Anyway, one more story

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Speaker 1: dollars for quote emotional distress he suffered by having to

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Speaker 1: watch Sadeur Sanders drop in the draft. Now, the man

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Speaker 1: has yet to be identified, but Tony, you'll did some

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Speaker 1: investigative work here and you have a pretty good hunch

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Speaker 1: who this person is, don't you.

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Speaker 2: I do.

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Speaker 4: I've dug into this and I've been able to narrow

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Speaker 4: down who this person is. First, we've established that he

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Speaker 4: lives in the Atlanta area. He's got to be a

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Speaker 4: friend of Dion Sanders, yep. And he's got to also

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Speaker 4: be shamelessly desperate to make millions of dollars, and that

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Speaker 3: Mc hammer. There you go.

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Speaker 1: Wow, mystery incredible journalism that, Dony, and thank you well.

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Speaker 1: Now to these NBA playoffs will start in the Eastern

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Speaker 1: Conference with this series between the Knicks and the Celtics,

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Speaker 1: and in Game one, the Celtics missed a whopping forty

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Speaker 1: five three pointers in a completely unwatchable game. And well,

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Speaker 1: this just proves that it's finally time for a change,

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Speaker 1: isn't it doning?

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Speaker 4: You know, this is what I've never understood. If you

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Speaker 4: get points for making a shot, shouldn't you also lose

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Speaker 4: points for missing a shot. If we want these lazy

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Speaker 4: NBA players to stop chucking up threes, the NBA needs

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Speaker 4: to make it so those misses count as negative three points.

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Speaker 4: I mean, that's the way it works in other games,

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Speaker 3: On a whamie.

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Speaker 4: So that's why I've gone back and adjusted the score

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Speaker 4: of Game one. The final score was actually Nicks thirty seven,

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Speaker 4: Celtics negative one hundred and two.

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Speaker 1: Just great basketball analysis that Dony just to welcome and

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Speaker 1: much needed change to the game. And well, now we

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Speaker 1: move to the Western Conference, the Clippers once again flaming

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Speaker 1: out of the playoffs to the Nuggets and Tony. It's

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Speaker 1: clear to see what went wrong for the Clippers.

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Speaker 3: There isn't it one hundred percent?

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Speaker 4: The Clippers should have fired their coach right before the series,

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Speaker 4: just like the Nuggets did. All that stability and continuity

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Speaker 3: Just a huge mistake.

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Speaker 4: If the Clippers had just fired Tyron Lou a couple

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Speaker 4: of weeks ago, they'd be in the second round by now.

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Speaker 4: And if I'm the Nuggets, you gotta keep that strategy going.

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Speaker 4: So don't be surprised if they cut Nicola Djokick sometime

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Speaker 4: during the playoffs just to catch the other teams off guard.

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Speaker 1: Bound to happen, Tony and Well staying in the NBA,

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Speaker 1: you know something we need to clear up here. You know,

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Speaker 1: we've spent several weeks, as you know, defending Anthony Edwards,

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Speaker 1: who is fined by the NBA. If a telling a

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Speaker 1: fan quote, my dick is bigger than yours. Now, we

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Speaker 1: said last week how the strategy by Edwards work perfectly

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Speaker 1: because you could see how many open shots he was

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Speaker 1: getting against the Lakers. You know, the Lakers they didn't

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Speaker 1: grazed by that massive penis Well, Tony, as we saw

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Speaker 1: in Game one of the Warriors series versus the Wolves.

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Speaker 1: The strategy is now backfiring, isn't it totally?

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Speaker 4: You see, the Warriors play in the San Francisco area,

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Speaker 4: which has a long history of not only tolerating but

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Speaker 4: one where the Warriors held the Tea Wolves to eighty

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Speaker 4: eight points, they have no problem getting close to Anthony

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Speaker 4: Edwards and his allegedly massive penis. If I'm Anthony Edwards,

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Speaker 4: I might actually want to announce that I have a

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Speaker 4: very small penis, as that may actually get some Warriors

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Speaker 1: Just rock solid basketball analysis that, Dony. And you know,

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Speaker 1: when you think about it, what do the Warriors play small?

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Speaker 3: Exactly?

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Speaker 4: They understand that you want to tell your opponent you

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Speaker 3: It's the right what.

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Speaker 2: Is it?

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Speaker 1: And by the way, there's about to blow up in

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Speaker 4: And he defeated the forces of evil the Patriots.

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Speaker 1: Great breakdown, that dony yank you well, hold on a

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Speaker 1: I just ignore him, don'ty anyway, You're right. Let's move

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Speaker 4: Stop trying to indoctrinate our children into this lifestyle. We've

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Speaker 2: You guys literally can't go one segment? That's somehow bringing

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Speaker 3: Oh there you going yet? Already start up? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I think mister mchel or whatever likes that you're lengything

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Speaker 3: Please, you're the mistaken one. You're the mistake.

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Speaker 1: a make good, right, Tony, Yeah, exactly, Okay, So right

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Speaker 1: and all right, Tony, let's talk some hockey.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's go.

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Speaker 4: These playoffs have been it's so exciting, so let me

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Speaker 3: The third round.

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Speaker 1: Dony lots of time left, Pop and roll it perfect.

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Speaker 4: That's perfect because I really want to dig into these matchups,

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Speaker 3: Meat of these matchups.

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Speaker 4: So of course everyone's watching this Maple Leafs Versus Pants

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Speaker 3: How are we doing on time so far?

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Speaker 1: We still got over three minutes left, DONI, but you're

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Speaker 3: Hold on hold oh okay, take whoa whoa, whoa whoa?

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Speaker 3: Calm down, bro, whoa whoa whoa?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 3: What what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: I'm ruining this segment? The other one called me in

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Speaker 1: the middle of it. I thought you Canadians was supposed

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Speaker 1: to be polite. Fuck me, fuck yo, go sucker mooses,

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Speaker 3: What's what? What?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 3: What happened? What happened? You sure? I still got like

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Speaker 1: You know? It was just other shows that our country

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Speaker 1: The only person worse than a Canadian? Yeah, producing Jay,

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Speaker 1: what do you want directions? Oh god, just go. You

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Speaker 3: Yeah, terrible embarrassment of a franchise, bro, No, what's embarrassing

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Speaker 2: They actually went eighteen and forty two. They even had

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you're gonna go eighteen feet when I

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Speaker 3: Yeah. And on the subject of Giant, your mom's vagina?

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Speaker 1: Oh great one.

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Speaker 3: You're still talking?

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Speaker 2: What what you butchered all those NHL player names. There's

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Speaker 3: Great player, bro. Yeah, watch him every night?

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 2: You know you you clearly don't because his name is

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, I'm going to dump your dead body

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Speaker 1: in homage and leave it there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. And you know who's never seen a descent? Your balls.

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Speaker 4: Talking?

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Speaker 1: About but Tony, someone who's not getting cut off this

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Speaker 1: dime booked on the show, guaranteed the bre next week.

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Speaker 3: Just getting through.

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Speaker 1: Super Bowl hero Eagles legend Nick Foles future for that

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Speaker 1: he don't don't forget you subscribe to this channel right

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Speaker 1: Now you go to the merch store and you're bayloading

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Speaker 1: and startch Bye and well Tony, great job, as always.

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Speaker 3: Sank to you, pouie. Another floorless show. There you go.

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Speaker 3: We'll see people next week. See uh