Speaker 1: The joke that passed through my head to tag that
Speaker 1: I can't say out loud, and so I I just
Speaker 1: had to bail on it. What do you Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would go to jail if if I said what I
Speaker 1: thought was the funniest thing to respond with to you,
Speaker 1: But it wouldn't work out for our futures. I guarantee it.
Speaker 2: I appreciate you looking out because I do not have
Speaker 2: that presence of mind. I'm slurred on here like it's
Speaker 2: already I'm dragging us down. Don't tell Will Perum, No.
Speaker 1: Don't please, don't tell Will Pharaoh. That's none of It's
Speaker 1: god damn business that The mind is goddamn business.
Speaker 2: Go make me another anchor.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: That sounded crazy. I don't know why I was talking
Speaker 2: to him like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know either.
Speaker 2: I like it. I like it. Carry Yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 3: The goals are racist.
Speaker 1: The money.
Speaker 3: Stuff, I can't tell me.
Speaker 1: They're great. There it is there, It is there, it
Speaker 1: is Gentiles and little mamas alike. Welcome to another phenomenal
Speaker 1: episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 2: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
Speaker 2: black conspiracy.
Speaker 1: Theories and we finally work to prove that Michael Blackson
Speaker 1: is the king of whatever the exact opposite of Wakanda is.
Speaker 1: Instead of vibranium. Instead of vibranium, they just got copper
Speaker 1: piping and supersuits made out of losing Super Bowl teams. Ah,
Speaker 1: whatever he is, it's they ain't no to child to me,
Speaker 1: why Conda?
Speaker 2: We could do better? I could do better. I don't
Speaker 2: like that take that out.
Speaker 1: I like, yeah, ain't in the right direction.
Speaker 2: No condact. I'll get it by the end. I'll figure
Speaker 2: it out. I like that. But I was good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's bad for Africa, I would say, is maybe
Speaker 1: the big take away there.
Speaker 2: I don't even I don't even know how much he
Speaker 2: represents it like that's a product born of Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a real that's a real Philadelphia choice to
Speaker 1: behave the way that he behaves and Philly, you will
Speaker 1: answer for your crimes.
Speaker 2: Well, is a weekend famous and that we're gonna be
Speaker 2: in a room with all these guys. I assume that
Speaker 2: the source awards and have to be.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a nightmare. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I probably had some mates on me.
Speaker 1: They they did that thing when Io hosted SNL where
Speaker 1: they like dug up that one specific podcast episode where
Speaker 1: she had talked about j Lo. But like, fuck, man,
Speaker 1: that's what a whole can a whole snl.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing it, Bro, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1: You're just gonna it's gonna be a stressful fucking week
Speaker 1: of them uncovering podcasts ever podcast.
Speaker 2: Brother. If I do anything even slightly bigger, if I
Speaker 2: get a television show where my face is incorporated, I'm out.
Speaker 2: I gotta cartoon gever.
Speaker 1: You get one Variety article and you're done.
Speaker 2: So, Buddy is Gable going nuts?
Speaker 1: It's gonna be great. I'm Likeston Kerman.
Speaker 2: I'm David Boy And maybe that's a nom de plume.
Speaker 2: You don't even know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that's not his name. Stupid, you've been
Speaker 1: calling him that the whole time.
Speaker 2: Idiot.
Speaker 1: You think we would give out our real names while
Speaker 1: we while we talk all this ship that would be
Speaker 1: that would be detrimental to our careers.
Speaker 2: Nope, there isn't even my real face. It's a deep
Speaker 2: fake from some dude I met in the homeless shelter.
Speaker 1: Thank you Ai yeah for bringing a new type of
Speaker 1: Jesse smelette to the big screen.
Speaker 2: Is he gonna come back. You think he could come back.
Speaker 1: I don't think he can come back because he was
Speaker 1: too much of a joint laugh for everybody.
Speaker 2: Right across genres.
Speaker 1: And if there was still like a group of people
Speaker 1: that were like, yo, we believe Justy. We thought we
Speaker 1: think you know, there's no Jesse truthers out there, like legitimately,
Speaker 1: everybody's just like that Nigga's crazy and he bugged out,
Speaker 1: and that's it. I think you need to have a
Speaker 1: base of truthers to be able to revive your career,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: That's true. Not even yeah, not even conspiracy theorists stand
Speaker 2: behind him. That's how value was what he did.
Speaker 1: Even there are people who still will be like, I
Speaker 1: don't think Harvey Weinstein did everything that Harvey Weinstein did.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's the bad guy. They made him
Speaker 1: out to be blah blah blah blah blah. Nobody's doing
Speaker 1: that for Jesse.
Speaker 2: Nah, he's dead. No justice for Jesse.
Speaker 1: Cosby's gonna tour again, Jesse. Jesse ain't getting no more sitcoms.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is kind of fair. That guy sucks. It's
Speaker 2: crazy thing. I mean, I've said gay Tupac and jest
Speaker 2: about people, so I understand the power behind it. It's
Speaker 2: like calling somebody down on a bus or something.
Speaker 1: I know what weapon I hold when i'm when I'm
Speaker 1: throwing that.
Speaker 2: Around, exactly, exactly got to be away.
Speaker 1: We're here today not to discuss the details of Jesse's
Speaker 1: Jesse's downfall, but instead, uh, it's David and Langston, Langston
Speaker 1: and David extravaganza. We're gonna we're gonna talk some shit
Speaker 1: about our own conspiracy theories, largely because we had to
Speaker 1: reschedule real interviews with people and ran out of people
Speaker 1: for this week. But but that's none of your goddamn
Speaker 1: business about it.
Speaker 2: Just shut the funds, you little biggies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you think you get to pick what happens around here,
Speaker 1: You think you have a choice, So we give you
Speaker 1: what we got.
Speaker 2: We're just se you're the Nigerians.
Speaker 1: We have a conspiracy today that we were discussing before
Speaker 1: we before we you know, started heating up. We we
Speaker 1: were we were having a little bit of a debate
Speaker 1: about this conspiracy theory. Well, I don't think that you
Speaker 1: and I are necessarily fully aligned on which side we're on,
Speaker 1: but but it's going to be an exciting discussion. We said,
Speaker 1: my mama told me the fashion industry is out to
Speaker 1: get us.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I agree to a point, But I do
Speaker 2: feel like oftentimes fashion trends are born of like individuality
Speaker 2: and creativity, and big fashion either co opts that or
Speaker 2: rejects it and tries to pivot. I don't think that
Speaker 2: big fashion is in line with us at all.
Speaker 1: Actually, Okay, so and I agree with that certainly. That
Speaker 1: last sentence feels very correct to me. But we should
Speaker 1: talk a little bit about the impetus of this discussion.
Speaker 1: So Olivia sent us a very silly tweet from a
Speaker 1: gentleman who we all know and love. I think everybody
Speaker 1: is still everybody's still a big fan of him, right, there's.
Speaker 2: No huge fan. I saw him in concert, not one
Speaker 2: year ago. Yeah, nobody's I hope.
Speaker 1: I would be furious to find out that people have
Speaker 1: turned against him. But we're talking about Ja rule Jo rule.
Speaker 1: Is He's still a king amongst kings as far as
Speaker 1: I'm concerned.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, forever and ever.
Speaker 1: John Role apparently tweeted today men still wearing ripped jeans
Speaker 1: three question marks and and it's unclear if he and
Speaker 1: he's it's a laughing emoji and then a Jean's emoji
Speaker 1: in case you didn't know what he was referring to.
Speaker 1: And it's pretty I guess it's relatively clear with with
Speaker 1: that extra emoticons and shit that he's he doesn't respect
Speaker 1: men wearing ripped jeans? Is that fair to say?
Speaker 2: Which is a boot statement from a guy who pioneered
Speaker 2: a form of bandanaware that no one else could recreate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess DMX did it too, But that
Speaker 2: was great with the pat the tranp you know what
Speaker 2: I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he always kept the triangles sort of hanging hanging
Speaker 1: down a little bit.
Speaker 2: Did you ever try? Did you ever attempt?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: But I'd be lying if I said I didn't. I
Speaker 1: don't currently have some bandanas in my uh in my
Speaker 1: my closet from when I thought maybe I could be
Speaker 1: a band in a guy, you know.
Speaker 2: What I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, Yeah, I'll buych some bandanas that'll make every outfit pop.
Speaker 1: That'll be cool. And then bottom I was like, Bro,
Speaker 1: you ain't never gonna you ain't never gonna fold these up. Man,
Speaker 1: you ain't got that.
Speaker 2: You ain't got it, bro being a tricky headwear guy
Speaker 2: is like, because like, being a hat guy is easy.
Speaker 2: Anybody could do. I'm a hack guy, but like a
Speaker 2: band like to incorporate origami into the full No, it's
Speaker 2: it's it's you. You would have you were born like that.
Speaker 2: You don't just start that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'm gonna have to get way richer
Speaker 1: to be able to make that kind of choice, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like something, something in my life
Speaker 1: is gonna have to drastically change for me to then
Speaker 1: feel that kind of confidence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna have to like yeah, it's like it's
Speaker 2: like it's it's like it's like starting to fight late
Speaker 2: in life. It's like, this isn't a lot, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. You just start being up for some shit.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like, what are you? This is crazy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, one hundred percent. There there are some things
Speaker 1: that are just not for you. And if I would
Speaker 1: have if I was going to be a bandana guy,
Speaker 1: I would have known that during formative bandana years.
Speaker 2: You would have done it probably before teens. Right, I've
Speaker 2: seen bandana children and you're like, damn, it's a cool
Speaker 2: ass kid. That's what I mean.
Speaker 1: Though, it's I want to be cool. I know it
Speaker 1: can be cool, and I just don't got it.
Speaker 2: Nah me either, man, I want to be cool so bad,
Speaker 2: but it's just not. It's just not. I mean because
Speaker 2: what what? Okay? In my head, I assume you were
Speaker 2: trying to wear the bandana in the style of like
Speaker 2: Safari in the gator Rade outfit.
Speaker 1: Safari in the Jata Rade out it. Let's let's make
Speaker 1: sure we reference this together, because I remember the Gatorade outfit.
Speaker 1: I don't remember the headwear relling well enough to be able.
Speaker 2: To hold on. Yeah, go back and treat yourself.
Speaker 1: Okay. No, I don't want to wear it. I wasn't
Speaker 1: thinking of wearing it like a top hat.
Speaker 2: There was no part of me.
Speaker 1: That wants to be able to lift the bandana and say,
Speaker 1: good day, ladies, my DearS, be safe. There's a chill
Speaker 1: out tonight. Have you read the evening news?
Speaker 2: Just it that does you stay up? Maybe he does.
Speaker 2: I don't know. The mechanics are being fresh.
Speaker 1: Truman says we might go to war. Wait, so then,
Speaker 1: what was that plan? What was it gonna be more
Speaker 1: more like that that Frank Ocean bandana? You remember the
Speaker 1: yell yeah little maybe rolled or maybe the old Jiy
Speaker 1: rule like but but less triangular.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I don't need it to be like perfectly triangular right
Speaker 1: in the middle of the way Joe rule.
Speaker 2: Used to be. I I just after some bohemian feel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I thought I thought that'd be a good
Speaker 1: vibe and I got the plantas, but I ain't got
Speaker 1: the courage yet.
Speaker 2: Not like this guy specific but kind of like this
Speaker 2: is gonna sound crazy until you look it up, but
Speaker 2: like a Bruce Springsteen type of thing.
Speaker 1: Uh okay, Bruce Springsteen, I like until he starts wearing
Speaker 1: it like a little collar that that's no no no
Speaker 1: no no no no, feel like I'm not.
Speaker 2: No, that looks like a child cowboy.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, yeah, I don't like when they do
Speaker 1: that and Bruce Springsteen does that, and I'd be like,
Speaker 1: they call him the boss while he's doing it, like
Speaker 1: ain't no love.
Speaker 2: Uh okay. Anyways, I understand what you're saying, because I
Speaker 2: also just to full disclosure, I've tried tons of things.
Speaker 2: I've tried rags and had been all of it. All
Speaker 2: I got is hats damn man. I tried in the nineties,
Speaker 2: I tried to push a pant leg up for a while.
Speaker 1: Here's what I here's my dream and I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: it allowed so that you both you and I committed
Speaker 1: to memory and heart. My dream is that this podcast
Speaker 1: becomes successful, that we both are willing to explore a
Speaker 1: fashion choice that we've been running from, maybe our entire lives.
Speaker 2: Let's go, Are you kidding me? I want long hair? Well, okay, listen,
Speaker 2: we're like.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, this is a laugh.
Speaker 1: This is a laugh of celebration, not of shame. I
Speaker 1: will not shame your dream.
Speaker 2: Longer than I have now. I feel like dark skin dudes,
Speaker 2: we all you get is a shadow fade. You know,
Speaker 2: we raise or lower where the fade is at. Sometimes
Speaker 2: you just don't fade, you know. Sometimes it's squared, sometimes
Speaker 2: it's rounded. But I have it's the same haircut over
Speaker 2: and over and over again. And I'm out in the world.
Speaker 2: You don't think I see your crow fade And I think, damn,
Speaker 2: that'd be have I just got some texturizer, I could
Speaker 2: get it done. Yeah, I think I think that we
Speaker 2: Obviously I've spoken to my texturize the issues on here before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I look, I want it for you. I believe
Speaker 1: it would look gorgeous. I've seen look Kevin Hark, he
Speaker 1: shows up with with the long little curl shit and
Speaker 1: it looks good. He changes it up every once in
Speaker 1: a while. And I want that for you too.
Speaker 2: I want longer. To be honest, I'm like talking like
Speaker 2: when I see everybody talks shit about it, but like
Speaker 2: when I see jay Z, I'm like, I understand the
Speaker 2: freedom that you're looking for.
Speaker 1: I like, okay, but like when it was just going out,
Speaker 1: I would like in the bandana too, because we could
Speaker 1: be bandana boys. If you jumping on jay Z's bandana behavior.
Speaker 2: Listen when I listen. Next time we renegotiate contracts, there
Speaker 2: will be signs.
Speaker 1: You're gonna start saying some branded bandanas up on our
Speaker 1: pretty pretty soon.
Speaker 2: My mama told me bandanas would go hard. I just
Speaker 2: I don't feel even in my head, even in my
Speaker 2: head when I said it, I just am like, what
Speaker 2: am I gonna do? I'm gonna put it on my
Speaker 2: girl's dog, I'm gonna put it on Stella.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's the thing is like, I don't I don't actually
Speaker 1: know what I would do with it. If I'm not
Speaker 1: brave enough to put the ship on my goddamn self.
Speaker 1: But yeah, who knows, we'll see. I believe in us,
Speaker 1: and I believe that that something will change our bravery,
Speaker 1: our hearts will eventually crack open, and we'll finally get
Speaker 1: to be ourselves.
Speaker 2: Fully.
Speaker 1: That said, we we have we have to go to break.
Speaker 1: But it is worth clarifying the actual conspiracy before we
Speaker 1: do that. Maybe, yeah, because I don't know even know
Speaker 1: that we've clarified anything.
Speaker 2: I mean, it doesn't matter at this point.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we're gonna take a break and when we
Speaker 1: come back, we'll explain to you the conspiracy we were discussing.
Speaker 1: Because we didn't make it very far. We we got distracted.
Speaker 1: That's not our fault, frankly, we we're just being ourselves.
Speaker 1: That's your fault for for listening to this ship.
Speaker 2: Sometimes that's the way the bandana folds. You know what's fuck?
Speaker 2: You know how you know we're not built like that.
Speaker 2: It is because we're saying bandana, not rag. We're already out.
Speaker 2: We're already damn.
Speaker 1: What are we doing. We're showing up to the dealership
Speaker 1: talking about I'd like to buy a vehicle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what if we were really with that ship. We
Speaker 2: would have been saying flag this whole time. I can't
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna say that. I'm on my business. I
Speaker 1: live in California in this house. Don't fly no flags.
Speaker 2: That's a good that's a good point. But is rag
Speaker 2: is good?
Speaker 1: That's respectful. All Right, We're gonna take a break. We're
Speaker 1: gonna be back with more David, more likes than and more.
Speaker 1: My mama told me, we're calling upon you because we
Speaker 1: have we have new merch. We have very exciting merch
Speaker 1: that we are now selling and it's it's fucking great.
Speaker 1: We love it so much.
Speaker 2: Just sleek, it's sexy.
Speaker 1: Come on, you want to tell them what we have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have three different types of hats, which is
Speaker 2: really fun. We have a two tone hat, an alien
Speaker 2: dad hat, the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then
Speaker 2: we have the enamel pin with an alien who has
Speaker 2: a coofie on it, since my mama told me. And
Speaker 2: then we have t shirts that say proud little Mama,
Speaker 2: which is who you are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, so ma, Mama
Speaker 1: told me that merch table dot com. It's a brand
Speaker 1: new name, but it's the same old merch, and we
Speaker 1: would love for you to get some if you haven't
Speaker 1: got it already, and we want you to have all
Speaker 1: the sweet stuff, so get it.
Speaker 2: We think the bigger the booty define idiot. And now
Speaker 2: we can convince her. She walks switching that big old
Speaker 2: booty and all that it ain't nothing but dodo in there.
Speaker 2: We are back.
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing but do do in there.
Speaker 2: Ain't nothing but do do in there, which is a
Speaker 2: very ignorant statement.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of meat, there's a lot of other
Speaker 1: stuff besides dodo, sir. And I respect, I respect that
Speaker 1: whatever she was doing upset him in a way that
Speaker 1: maybe he was speaking from a place of a and
Speaker 1: not a place of reason.
Speaker 2: For sure. Hurt people, hurt people. It's like saying, the
Speaker 2: titties filled with milk. There's some milk, come on, grow
Speaker 2: up filled, No, sir, it's like a very rudimentary understanding
Speaker 2: of the body. Because I get it, milk, milk, lemonade
Speaker 2: around the corner of the budget is made. But that's
Speaker 2: we got to get past that.
Speaker 1: We got to grow up. We got to grow up.
Speaker 1: We are still talking about the possibility that fashion and
Speaker 1: the fashion industry is out to get us.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: What we should clarify is that this conversation was largely
Speaker 1: born from job rule, questioning whether or not ripped jeans
Speaker 1: jeans are still okay to wear, and it got me
Speaker 1: thinking about an entire generation of people who were very
Speaker 1: against whatever the current trend happens to be. For me.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, baggy clothes were associated with
Speaker 1: like drug dealers and violence and a certain like street
Speaker 1: image that you weren't supposed to want to associate with,
Speaker 1: and that, you know, old people shamed us and told
Speaker 1: us to pull up our pants. And then eventually fashion changed,
Speaker 1: and then those old people said, make those pants looser.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Why are your pants so tight? You're you're gay? Whatever
Speaker 1: the fuck? It all changes, but the anger.
Speaker 2: Like when we were selling drugs, our fans were huge.
Speaker 1: What are you hiding the heroin in your butts?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how are you gonna sell that?
Speaker 1: Heirng We just used the cargo pockets.
Speaker 2: Man. I will say that, even as you're saying this,
Speaker 2: I think it needs to be acknowledged that we're both
Speaker 2: we're both thirty seven. I think it needs to be
Speaker 2: acknowledged that we did come up in the era of
Speaker 2: branded streetwear, and that was not an area of fashion
Speaker 2: in a major way before that, right, Like, I feel
Speaker 2: like that specifically black fashion, and I think maybe that's
Speaker 2: more what I was speaking towards was was not necessary.
Speaker 2: Things were not necessarily branded towards black people as much
Speaker 2: as it was about finding a thing within the mainstream
Speaker 2: and converting it and making our own, whereas in our
Speaker 2: lifetime it was definitely comodified.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was commodified for sure, which then
Speaker 1: ultimately creates reactions from people. But the conspiracy sort of
Speaker 1: is in. It's worth noting the conspiracy was born of
Speaker 1: me questioning whether or not there is an intentional change
Speaker 1: of fashion constantly, right Like, we're constantly being told every season,
Speaker 1: this is in, these things are out, and I wonder
Speaker 1: how much of that is an intentional manipulation of sort
Speaker 1: of like public consumption so that people can continue to
Speaker 1: be labeled poor or violent or any of the other
Speaker 1: things that are associated with fashion trends that are not
Speaker 1: currently most currently of today. That like, that's how you
Speaker 1: basically keep poor people in a uniform of what I
Speaker 1: mean by changing the things that we wear.
Speaker 2: My push back to that is that the idea of
Speaker 2: a uniform. Then that's the constant changing is kind of
Speaker 2: like contradictive to that, right, because it was like for
Speaker 2: that if that were the case, it would be a
Speaker 2: lot of easier to keep things in the same vein
Speaker 2: that they had always been as opposed to, Like the
Speaker 2: constant changing is like a lot of young people, I
Speaker 2: personally can't keep up with fashion. I don't know if
Speaker 2: a kid does look like a thug or not anymore,
Speaker 2: you know what? You know what I'm saying, Yeah, And
Speaker 2: like we're it in that in that and that's the
Speaker 2: nature of fashion kind of evolving so quickly, whereas it
Speaker 2: was like you know, if you were a white guy
Speaker 2: and you rolled up a pack of cigarettes in your shirt,
Speaker 2: that meant you were a tough guy for like fifteen
Speaker 2: years like that that I think.
Speaker 1: But that's what I But that's what I mean is
Speaker 1: that like when it was that for fifteen years, there
Speaker 1: was less profit to be made and less ways for
Speaker 1: them to identify sort of like themselves separate from these communities.
Speaker 1: Do you get what I'm saying that, Like, for example,
Speaker 1: when everybody in the country had to wear a suit
Speaker 1: to work, it was easier to sort of like mix
Speaker 1: in with common society, even if for a day, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like you put your best suit on,
Speaker 1: you go ride the same train that everybody rides. Suddenly
Speaker 1: everybody doesn't know what your home situation is. But now,
Speaker 1: because of the intentional, like constant changing of fashion trends,
Speaker 1: I think there is a way for you to be
Speaker 1: able to like point somebody out in the crowd and
Speaker 1: be like, Yo, that motherfucker ain't got the same shit
Speaker 1: that everybody else has, and that branding, to your point,
Speaker 1: played a major part in it.
Speaker 2: I do see what you're saying, is like it does
Speaker 2: feel like that is the capitalism of it all, Like
Speaker 2: that idea of like you have to buy clothes to
Speaker 2: prove and show who you are. Yeah, and that that
Speaker 2: and that does keep you buying clothes where it's like
Speaker 2: I mean, I think we're all slaves to it to
Speaker 2: some degree and probably probably more than ever, right you you,
Speaker 2: because like I do tend to judge people by how
Speaker 2: they dress in that like, not in like a way
Speaker 2: that I think it's good or bad, but I do
Speaker 2: feel like I'm like, oh, I could kind of tell
Speaker 2: something about you, you know what I mean? By the
Speaker 2: one the close situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I think it's hard not to have passed
Speaker 1: some judgment as it relates to the clothes that people wear,
Speaker 1: and that's intentional. Like I think, like, in my opinion,
Speaker 1: there's something rooted in sort of like the capitalistic nature
Speaker 1: of the fashion industry that like they're one hundred percent
Speaker 1: gonna figure out a way to like make something a
Speaker 1: new wave faster than the old wave died. Like they
Speaker 1: have to. They have to make us start being like, no,
Speaker 1: you're gonna wear this. Think I bought baggy pants again.
Speaker 1: And I've spent the past, you know, fifteen years before that,
Speaker 1: like everything was tight or fitted or whatever it is.
Speaker 1: And now I'm just right back wearing the clothes that
Speaker 1: I thought were stupid in two thousand and nine.
Speaker 2: Brother, I never laughed. I knew this would come. I
Speaker 2: got a drawer full of echoes just in case.
Speaker 1: They'll come home eventually.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they always do.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, baby girl, cheat away.
Speaker 2: I guess So, I guess what I had thought that
Speaker 2: you meant, because I think we we're talking about it
Speaker 2: more specifically for black people, right, And I guess my
Speaker 2: point was within that is that I feel like a
Speaker 2: lot of black fashion tends to be fucking traditional trends,
Speaker 2: so that like, yeah, so that the trends coming out
Speaker 2: are a rejection of whatever big fashion is doing at
Speaker 2: the time, right, We're not even a rejection, just like
Speaker 2: a modification. And in that I don't think that the
Speaker 2: fashion industry can keep up with that or people like that,
Speaker 2: and that they're kind of playing catchup.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I do think the Internet sort of
Speaker 1: cracks something for sure. We're with the way that they move, right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't it helps certain things. Like I do think
Speaker 1: that kids today are way more fashionable than Yeah, helped
Speaker 1: them quite a bit and then too, But like kids
Speaker 1: today are way more fashionable than I certainly knew us
Speaker 1: to be as kids, And I think in part, I
Speaker 1: think part of it is just that they're constantly able
Speaker 1: to see what every body's trying now in a way
Speaker 1: that we weren't able to do. But on the flip side,
Speaker 1: I think that that wave of judgment can still exist
Speaker 1: for like people who don't play inside of those games,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean that, like you, if you're
Speaker 1: not fashioned forward now and you're just like an old
Speaker 1: navy ass kid, I bet you still get made fun
Speaker 1: of the way that we would have gotten made fun
Speaker 1: of if we had, like a brand that wasn't the
Speaker 1: cool brand when the cool brand.
Speaker 2: Was happening, or like a fake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you had the the you know, the infamous
Speaker 1: poo boo uh sweatshirt, then you you got eaten the
Speaker 1: fuck alive and possibly for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: Remember Oh yeah, I remember dadas fake fake dadas.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Man, it was bad, bro. It was wow, this
Speaker 2: is so bad. Bro.
Speaker 1: It was you don't even have to fake those, that's
Speaker 1: not uh, that's not when the sacrifice.
Speaker 2: Depends on how poor you are. We got it.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, get it.
Speaker 2: And I knew it was. I knew man, it was it.
Speaker 2: It's just like Chinese shoe store, like everything was faking there.
Speaker 2: Everything was faking there. It was like is it deep
Speaker 2: in Aurora and like a terrible strip mall, Like you
Speaker 2: know the strip mall where the kid goes to buy
Speaker 2: the goonies or the kid goes to buy the fucking
Speaker 2: uh to go buy the ground. That's like where I
Speaker 2: got these shoes at. Nothing in their fit right, And
Speaker 2: it was like the box set data, but it was
Speaker 2: just reversed, you know what I'm saying. So like because
Speaker 2: you remember the data logo was like lowercase DS. This
Speaker 2: ship was like lowercase bs. Oh yeah, I got about.
Speaker 1: Half walking around in babas Bro.
Speaker 2: I got about half three quarters of the way through
Speaker 2: the first day in ninth grade.
Speaker 1: Fuck fuck they figured it out.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It was at the assembly where all the freshmen like,
Speaker 2: it's like these dudes from the football from my team
Speaker 2: is I hate I hate watching you hear it because
Speaker 2: it no, it was this is traumatic, man, it's fuck.
Speaker 2: And people found it first. Yep.
Speaker 1: It wasn't even like, oh, your biggest hater founded and
Speaker 1: you could like it was hot school on the wall
Speaker 1: of like your your homies.
Speaker 2: It was. I had a pretty clean canvas.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 2: Between eighth and ninth grade. I went to four different schools,
Speaker 2: so it was a brand new set of people. I
Speaker 2: was I was gonna be okay.
Speaker 1: You just had to wear a believable snigger for one
Speaker 1: day and you couldn't do it. You couldn't fucking pull
Speaker 1: it off.
Speaker 2: And then it was And then it was sucked because
Speaker 2: my mom was like, I'm not getting your new shoes,
Speaker 2: so that I had to go. I had to go
Speaker 2: back to the old shoes that I've been wearing all
Speaker 2: some it was. It was rough, it was, but pressure
Speaker 2: makes Diamonds one of the better football seasons I ever played.
Speaker 2: Because I needed it. I needed it. Fuck man, I
Speaker 2: needed it.
Speaker 1: No, I hear it, I hear it. I hear the
Speaker 1: desperation still bringing around in your voice. That's it was
Speaker 1: fuck brutal.
Speaker 2: It was. So it's like one of those you ever
Speaker 2: have a kid when you come home and you're like,
Speaker 2: maybe Pussy's just not for me. That's how that's how
Speaker 2: maybe you know I probably is not even ever, that's
Speaker 2: never gonna happen for me.
Speaker 1: Maybe this ain't my sport.
Speaker 2: Was the only thing that kept me alive.
Speaker 1: No, I meant that metaphorically, yeah, not the literal sport.
Speaker 1: Just maybe this ain't the way I'm the game I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to be playing.
Speaker 2: And that ship it really gets in your head. Because
Speaker 2: now I can afford the clothes I want, I still
Speaker 2: make some poor decisions. I have ought views on colors
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: I will say that this this like it connects back
Speaker 1: to my theory about some of this, this sort of
Speaker 1: intentional altering of fashion, right that like, to some extent,
Speaker 1: we would all benefit in society as a whole would
Speaker 1: benefit from uniforms. Like if we all just sort of
Speaker 1: locked in on like a general vibe. It doesn't have
Speaker 1: to be like matching colors and shit, but just a
Speaker 1: general vibe of this is what your silhouette and clothes
Speaker 1: should look like. You wear this shirt, these pants, this jacket,
Speaker 1: pick your colors, enjoy your day.
Speaker 2: But that it is that it is that it's just
Speaker 2: how much do you have an eye for it? How
Speaker 2: keen are you it is that if you like? It's
Speaker 2: like even from any given time, if you look at videos,
Speaker 2: everybody generally dresses the same way. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But but I'm saying that, like there's something broken in
Speaker 1: us acknowledging the silhouette is the thing that is fashion,
Speaker 1: but then judging the price of the thing or the
Speaker 1: quality of the thing based off it's its value, right,
Speaker 1: And that's the manipulation. Fashion doesn't have to change, It
Speaker 1: doesn't need to constantly be changing. It wants to constantly
Speaker 1: be changing so that the value of what you're wearing
Speaker 1: can also change.
Speaker 2: I Okay, I see where you're coming from with that.
Speaker 2: I thought I thought what you were getting at was
Speaker 2: a more sinister, calculated directed towards black people type of
Speaker 2: situation that threwards poor people, right. I mean that point
Speaker 2: that you're making, I think is completely true. It's not
Speaker 2: rich people who are buying sheen, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, they they are. They want us to be
Speaker 1: death really seeking, you know, these sort of images we
Speaker 1: see on television, and then they constantly change the images
Speaker 1: so that we, in essence go broke, just chasing an
Speaker 1: unwinnable game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is like, but that The difficult thing about
Speaker 2: that With things like specifically fashion is like, are you
Speaker 2: brave enough to opt out? I'm not a very fashion
Speaker 2: forward person, but I'm not dressing like I want to
Speaker 2: completely you know what I'm saying, I can't like because
Speaker 2: that is like a that's like I think you have
Speaker 2: to be richer than I am. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, And again it goes back to the bandanas, right,
Speaker 1: It's like there's a form of fashion that I have
Speaker 1: not been brave enough to like venture into. And I
Speaker 1: think that is the continual opting in.
Speaker 2: Which is interesting.
Speaker 1: I still aspire to be able to look this way
Speaker 1: in my clothes, so I'll keep buying more shit.
Speaker 2: That's very interesting to me because I always viewed you
Speaker 2: as b and I always thought you were like a
Speaker 2: fast not like a fashionista. That's like a demeaning terms
Speaker 2: a very fashionable person. Oh thank you. I mean I
Speaker 2: try to be.
Speaker 1: But I think there's a difference between being like a
Speaker 1: fashionable like regular schmegular dude and like one of those
Speaker 1: dudes who can, like I like, has an eye for
Speaker 1: like trying something funky, and then that sort of like
Speaker 1: is like, oh he can dress, but I think most people, nah,
Speaker 1: you know, like he puts it, he looks good in
Speaker 1: its outfits. But but there are motherfuckers who can dress right.
Speaker 1: A part of me wants to be able to be that,
Speaker 1: and I don't have it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I get that. And now do you feel like that
Speaker 2: is because an unwillingness to buck the trends or do
Speaker 2: you feel like, like, do you feel like that is
Speaker 2: because you were caught up in this cycle that they
Speaker 2: are perpetuating for or do you feel like you just
Speaker 2: don't have the eye for it.
Speaker 1: I think it's probably more an unwillingness to open myself
Speaker 1: up for roasting right in a way that I I'm
Speaker 1: it just requires a type of like I don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck to be able to like pull some of
Speaker 1: that off, you know what I mean? Gerrod going to
Speaker 1: the Emmys shirtless with just the fur coat, you gotta
Speaker 1: really like reach a point of like, I don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck what part of me is showing or how
Speaker 1: people respond to it. It just is and I don't
Speaker 1: feel that way. And thus there's so many obstructions and
Speaker 1: how I can view a jacket, a pant, a shirt,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Interesting? Yeah, I do know, I know, I definitely know
Speaker 2: what you mean. That's very interesting. Do you feel like
Speaker 2: what would it take? Because I think with the issues
Speaker 2: of that, what this is, like, what we're talking about,
Speaker 2: is how do we break free? Right ultimately? Like what
Speaker 2: would it take to be able to achieve that freedom?
Speaker 1: I think what I want to be able to do
Speaker 1: is learn to become a uniform guy, but like a
Speaker 1: uniform where.
Speaker 2: Like like a dog out any type of thing.
Speaker 1: I got like six outfits and they're all so so
Speaker 1: fucking correct to my style that like it don't matter
Speaker 1: that I wear that every other day, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like people are just like that shit, he'd
Speaker 1: just be looking good man. He just that his outfits
Speaker 1: are so hard. He only got six shirts in his closet.
Speaker 1: But they're all fucking five that.
Speaker 2: I do understand that because even as a kid, I
Speaker 2: always yeah, I remember being like in like fifth or
Speaker 2: sixth grade and really wanting to crack it in the
Speaker 2: way where it was just like if I could just like,
Speaker 2: like I always thought about that. It's never happened, but
Speaker 2: I always Well, actually there was a time from like
Speaker 2: five to eight, yeah, where it was very easy when
Speaker 2: when when foot Locker was doing the four T shirts
Speaker 2: for twenty yeah, that because I had, like because I
Speaker 2: worked a lot back then, so I had like twenty
Speaker 2: fitted hats and then like two plain T shirts and
Speaker 2: like every color a million white ones. And that was
Speaker 2: probably the best I've ever That era was probably the
Speaker 2: best I've ever done clothing.
Speaker 1: The white tea era for black men, I think, really
Speaker 1: was a groundbreaking movement for fast and this again, this
Speaker 1: goes back to my point to some extent about this
Speaker 1: constant changing, Right, It's like the reality was white teams
Speaker 1: became popular because a bunch of people decided they weren't
Speaker 1: going to spend crazy money on like their shirt, they
Speaker 1: could just look crisp with a white tea. Then you
Speaker 1: can focus on jeans and shoes. Right, that was like
Speaker 1: where the style came from. But as fashion high fashion
Speaker 1: got a hold of that, then they started putting value
Speaker 1: on the differences between buying a pack of Hanes versus
Speaker 1: like having a branded white tea, and that effectively forced
Speaker 1: people in some ways to spend forty five dollars sometimes
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars on a white tea that isn't even
Speaker 1: better necessarily than the shit that you would get out
Speaker 1: of Haynes, but it is branded, it is kissed by
Speaker 1: the ring of high fashion, and that then leads to
Speaker 1: people sort of being left behind in the process.
Speaker 2: I think, here, here's what I understand. I think I'm
Speaker 2: starting to understand our fundamental differences here within this conversation.
Speaker 2: I have been left behind the Okay, never even crossed
Speaker 2: my mind and.
Speaker 1: Never crossed your mind that they did that or no,
Speaker 1: it's not even.
Speaker 2: They don't have it in my side, it's not even
Speaker 2: as truly, the top of the white tea mountain to
Speaker 2: me is was and always will be the pro club
Speaker 2: T shirt because the next stays tight because I got
Speaker 2: a big, big ass head. But like, yeah, so that's
Speaker 2: what it is. I think that like even now with fashion.
Speaker 2: I'm really trying to stay as close to OA as
Speaker 2: I can. That's a good summer for me.
Speaker 1: Well, I I will say, and not to really seat
Speaker 1: box this ship. I will say that even what you're
Speaker 1: talking about in terms of size is an element of
Speaker 1: how they sort of like can constantly label people not,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, fashionable or not of an
Speaker 1: ilk that we want to celebrate, you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 1: there's a reason that these high fashion brands are not
Speaker 1: making triple xl T shirts or whatever it is because
Speaker 1: they don't want y'all over there. They're telling me, they're
Speaker 1: telling you, and they can't tell you legally anymore. They
Speaker 1: can't be like, get your fat ass out of my store,
Speaker 1: So they just don't make the shirt that you want.
Speaker 1: And then you go, you got a shirt for me,
Speaker 1: and they go, no, no, we don't got a shirt
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: Get out. But that being said, it has caused me
Speaker 2: to like not pay attention to the trends, and like,
Speaker 2: I don't I feel like there was a time where
Speaker 2: I felt very victimized. Is of the word because I
Speaker 2: ain't bitch, but like there was a time where I
Speaker 2: felt very under the thumb of whatever the fashion trends were,
Speaker 2: and I don't feel that way.
Speaker 1: I think I feel less that way than I felt
Speaker 1: in my younger years.
Speaker 2: But that also might be the confidence of older age
Speaker 2: of you.
Speaker 1: I think it's a confident.
Speaker 2: Having a little bit of money, you know, I mean living.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing is, like I do think you
Speaker 1: you reach a type of settled where it's like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to win the game anymore. So as
Speaker 1: long as I don't look like I'm not keeping up,
Speaker 1: I'm fine, you know what I mean. Like, I'm cool
Speaker 1: with with being a little off and whatever y'all got
Speaker 1: to say about it, say it, I'll be okay, right.
Speaker 2: I Also, I also am thankful I talk well. So
Speaker 2: fashion is never my true form of expression anyway.
Speaker 1: And I do think that that, you know, we've talked
Speaker 1: about it a little bit on the show. That it
Speaker 1: does get weird when comedians become too sexy. It's not
Speaker 1: good fashion shape, all of it. All of it makes
Speaker 1: comedy worse. For sure. If your favorite comedians getting sexy,
Speaker 1: then they're getting less funny, and that that feels almost guaranteed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if your com favorite comedian is hot, you don't
Speaker 2: have a good sense of humor. Wall I mean, shout
Speaker 2: out there's some good hot comedians there are, because it
Speaker 2: also makes me sound like such a hater, and I
Speaker 2: truly don't think that.
Speaker 1: No, there are some good hot comedians, but I also
Speaker 1: think the best hot comedians, like true hot comedians, are
Speaker 1: the ones that are kind of like acknowledging it and
Speaker 1: playing with it more than the ones that are just
Speaker 1: sort of like pretending that you don't notice what they
Speaker 1: look like in an obnoxious way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, also the freaks. I mean, I think the best
Speaker 2: humor is born from being an outsider, and there's like,
Speaker 2: I definitely believe that you could be hot and still
Speaker 2: be an outsider.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, fair enough. Well, we need to take
Speaker 1: one more break. We're gonna come back. We're gonna keep
Speaker 1: talking about the fashion trends and the way that they're
Speaker 1: trying to destroy our lives. More David more likes more.
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Speaker 2: discuss in fashion. Here's a question I have for you,
Speaker 2: truly and I would really like a very deep answer
Speaker 2: fashion wise, yeap, what was your best year? What was
Speaker 2: the year where you were like, yeah, I made all
Speaker 2: the right moves.
Speaker 1: Mmmm mmmm. I think the year the first like four
Speaker 1: months of my seventh grade year. I feel like I
Speaker 1: was really in my bag.
Speaker 2: Bro, same before everybody found out Burlington Co factory was cheap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I was like, uh, I was hidden out.
Speaker 1: There was a place called Value City in Chicago that
Speaker 1: I was hitting really hard, and they, similar to Burlington Cofactory,
Speaker 1: had like all the you know, the deformed fu boo
Speaker 1: and fucking the ship that fell off of a truck,
Speaker 1: but was still pretty good to me. And I just
Speaker 1: remember like buying a bunch of outfits that like I was,
Speaker 1: I was rocking. And it was the first three months
Speaker 1: or four months because I was hitting them so hard
Speaker 1: because they were great fucking outfits that eventually one of
Speaker 1: my friends told me that the girls had said that
Speaker 1: I was wearing my outfits too much like that. People
Speaker 1: had been people had been talking, and they were hitting me.
Speaker 1: They were hitting me with that he wear that ship
Speaker 1: every day, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: That that.
Speaker 1: They were getting familiar.
Speaker 2: Damn. That's a hard one.
Speaker 1: Real recognized real and they was looking familiar and damn.
Speaker 1: And so I think it was like around like December
Speaker 1: that I was stressing because I thought I was killing it,
Speaker 1: and I probably was, but but once they started noticing
Speaker 1: it was fun.
Speaker 2: Man. Now you got this ship laid out on the
Speaker 2: bed trying to make new combos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I ain't never hit him like this before pieces
Speaker 1: you've been wearing.
Speaker 2: That's devastating. That is devastating, I know because it's like
Speaker 2: because I know, I know. I understand though, because it's
Speaker 2: like that first day of school. You have, like the
Speaker 2: first three four days of school, the fits already planned, right.
Speaker 1: You're murdering and murderer's row of gorgeous outfits first three days.
Speaker 2: And to speak to your uniform idea, you kind of
Speaker 2: feel like maybe I could just keep this going in
Speaker 2: that way, bro.
Speaker 4: The response was so was so good. We all liked
Speaker 4: the outphit. You told me, your niggas told me you
Speaker 4: liked this. Why would I not let you see it again?
Speaker 4: We all agreed, like good outfit, I A. So that
Speaker 4: meant you wanted to see.
Speaker 1: It some more?
Speaker 2: Oh man?
Speaker 1: And I was wrong, fair enough?
Speaker 2: Oh man. That is that is That's that's a villain
Speaker 2: orange origin story.
Speaker 1: Bro. I've had I've had a few. I've had a
Speaker 1: few moments where.
Speaker 2: He wears that ship all the time. It's almost worse
Speaker 2: than being Dusty, because at least in being dusty, there
Speaker 2: is a there's a variance, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: There's like you can have a lot of dusty T shirts. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're in that ship all the time.
Speaker 1: Oh man, Yeah, it's a it's a near an impolite
Speaker 1: way of being, Like I think he's not washing his clothes. Yea,
Speaker 1: and then that makes you a dirty person, That makes
Speaker 1: you a musty person. It opens up all kinds of
Speaker 1: cans of worms that that ruin your life in a
Speaker 1: middle school environment. So no, it it was a low
Speaker 1: low for me followed by a very high high.
Speaker 2: Were you doing your own laundry?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I was doing I've been doing my own laundry
Speaker 1: since I was like, I think, like third fourth grade.
Speaker 2: My mom was like, now you're gonna same. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: did you when I was younger? I was kind of
Speaker 2: a few a couple of rough years where like the
Speaker 2: wear and terror would show what you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Oh, that you were washing too much and then you
Speaker 1: your little shit was wearing thins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little too hot?
Speaker 1: Why is his shirt unron a bole?
Speaker 2: Now? It because it's it's just because I wanted to
Speaker 2: be a pelly Pelly, not a smelly smelly but damn
Speaker 2: seventh seventh grade man.
Speaker 1: I really do maintain that that I think there is something.
Speaker 1: There is a bit of nasty work happening as it
Speaker 1: relates to the way that that fashion is manipulated in
Speaker 1: this country. I don't necessarily know that I've I don't
Speaker 1: know that I've nailed down perfectly what the full plan is.
Speaker 1: I think some of this obviously is conjecture and speculation,
Speaker 1: But I do think that the capitalistic nature of our
Speaker 1: fashion industry alone is a sign of it being not
Speaker 1: for the people.
Speaker 2: I mean, for sure, I definitely think that we are
Speaker 2: operating at the speed of purchase more than any But
Speaker 2: I think it's like indicative. I think it's all things right.
Speaker 2: I think it's the way it's the same as I mean,
Speaker 2: it's like it almost feels like it's an offshoot of technology.
Speaker 1: Right right there. There are very few things in this
Speaker 1: world that are not built to scam us at this point.
Speaker 1: There's no sincere product that just wants you to have
Speaker 1: what you have with out any up selling and trickery
Speaker 1: cooked underneath it exactly.
Speaker 2: And uh, you know, what are you gonna do, be Dusty.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do have somebody say you wear
Speaker 1: that every day?
Speaker 2: Come on?
Speaker 1: Not on my watch.
Speaker 2: Come on. I went through that more as an adult
Speaker 2: because when I first started comedy, I had lived on
Speaker 2: a couch, So it was just like I would have
Speaker 2: like an outfit per season. Whoa like like it would
Speaker 2: just be this season, I got this jacket and every
Speaker 2: Facebook picture. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just that you're gonna see that jacket a lot.
Speaker 1: That jacket is that jacket is doing a one man
Speaker 1: show for the next three.
Speaker 2: Months, Yes, sir, and then it's gonna get hot out.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna pull out these three T shirts again. Fuck
Speaker 2: you know allward and upward. Look at us. We survived,
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