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Speaker 1: Yeah. Thirteen Days of Halloween, Devil's Night, a production of

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Speaker 1: I Heart three D Audio Blumhouse Television and Grimm and

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Speaker 1: Mild from Aaron Mackey. Headphones recommended. Listener discretion advised. Okay, Carol,

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Speaker 1: I think we lost him. How where did we run?

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Speaker 1: I don't know where we are. I see lights over

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Speaker 1: the hill. Okay, buddy, let's go What he's that sounds

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Speaker 1: like the end of the world. Well, we can't go

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Speaker 1: back the other way. Come on, hey, buddy, it's a

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Speaker 1: fair all right. This is the fair grounds. I think

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Speaker 1: that means we're south of town opposite. Oh so Max,

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Speaker 1: mirror Max. Well, I'll be Jim chimped Nex. It is you.

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Speaker 1: You remember me? Dorothy? Yeah, Dorothy Dupunt. Hey, Archie, I

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Speaker 1: know this kid. He does work for my pop sometimes.

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Speaker 1: Pop calls and mirror Max because he gets the Lincoln

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Speaker 1: so shiny you could shave in your reflection. Max. This

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Speaker 1: is our cheap loor. He's my guy. Now you're doing sport. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad to run into you. I need Helsey just

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Speaker 1: can't get good health these days with this kid. He's

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Speaker 1: a regular gas piston and Archie. You wouldn't believe it.

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Speaker 1: I heard him say the sweetest thing. It was one

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Speaker 1: Saturday a few months ago. He spends all days chauvelin

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Speaker 1: mud in the back acre, out in the sun. It's

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Speaker 1: hot as helen out there. At quitting time. Here comes

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Speaker 1: our made Clara to offer him some cold roast be

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Speaker 1: for supper, and he says, no thanks. My mom's making

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Speaker 1: navy being soup tonight, and it'll sure hurt her feelings

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Speaker 1: if I don't come home hungry. What the hell's a navy?

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Speaker 1: Isn't that the most darling thing you ever heard? Easy

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Speaker 1: on the sugar doll, you're gonna run away with this

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Speaker 1: piste ripple, Archie, don't be coarse. I'm just playing Dorothy.

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Speaker 1: I need help, ye my dogging me. We're stuck on

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Speaker 1: the wrong side of town and I don't have a

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Speaker 1: way to get home. Oh well, archiese, Papa sending a

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Speaker 1: car to pick us up later. I suppose we could

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Speaker 1: give you a ride. Really well, golly, I mean we could,

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Speaker 1: but don't beat around the bush doll. Look, we could

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Speaker 1: give you a ride, but we're in a jam too,

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Speaker 1: So how about you do us a favorite first? What

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Speaker 1: is it? Well, earlier tonight I lost something something real important. See,

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Speaker 1: I borrowed a tennis bracelet from Archiese mother, robably worth

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Speaker 1: more than your house diamonds out the don't be course.

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Speaker 1: It was supposed to be just for tonight, but she

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Speaker 1: doesn't know I took it. That bracelet means everything to her,

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Speaker 1: and I lost it in there at the fair Do

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Speaker 1: you think you could go in and find it for us?

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Speaker 1: Why can't you go back yourself? Oh, I'll tell you why,

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Speaker 1: tight ass brother, fucking Carnie trash Archie. See, Archie caused

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Speaker 1: Jake leg imbeciles French. Hold on, Archie. We were in

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Speaker 1: Quiet Cows. Have you been there? No, it's a check

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Speaker 1: full of rotten mummies and pickled whale job. It's called

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Speaker 1: Quiet Cow's House of Wonders. It's on the far side

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Speaker 1: of the fairgrounds, sort of a cookie museum stuff from

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Speaker 1: all heck knows where it belongs to this weird old

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Speaker 1: woman who calls herself Quiet Cow, nasty old bet out

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Speaker 1: of her mind. So we were inside looking at the

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Speaker 1: mummies and whatnots, and Archie pipes up, say what's behind

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Speaker 1: the secret door? Yeah, you gotta wonder big door just

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Speaker 1: says keep out. My friend Frankie says he heard old

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Speaker 1: quiet cow runs a gin bar on the sly back there,

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Speaker 1: cold booze fan dancers with ditties out to hear. Well,

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Speaker 1: whatever it is, she wouldn't open it up for us,

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Speaker 1: and Archie lost as town. I said, after everything my

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Speaker 1: Keep me out of your ditty joint. How about I

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Speaker 1: give it back to you? How would I smash your

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Speaker 1: dirty fucking mummies? You had too much to drink, doll face,

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Speaker 1: I'm just getting started. Well, I went, Frankie and Bertram

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Speaker 1: whole damn. Anyway, Archie made a terrible mess and they

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Speaker 1: chased us out into the woods. But then I noticed

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Speaker 1: the bracelet was gone. It must have fallen off inside cows.

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Speaker 1: If you can find it in there, it would mean

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Speaker 1: the world to me. And of course we'd give you

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Speaker 1: a ride home. Here, take my ticket, you can get

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Speaker 1: in with that. Well, you really are a sweetheart, See

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Speaker 1: you soon. Okay, buddy, just got to find this place.

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Speaker 1: I think it's this way to come free. Nick West,

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Speaker 1: the whims and tips, the store, blood run, hot up,

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Speaker 1: stick plunge. Are you a regular matter? A bag of

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Speaker 1: wax limps? The old way to know it's as say

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Speaker 1: they're cool. Why not give it a goal at the

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Speaker 1: knife toss sink the blade and the yellow cork in

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Speaker 1: the prize. The only way to lose is to walk away. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: Mr I'm in a hurry, so you're in the wrong

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Speaker 1: place from her wrong fil bashable Welcome, Welcome to Quiet

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Speaker 1: Kyle's House of Wonders, home of the world renowned Hall

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Speaker 1: of Mummyosity. I am your hostess. That is my name

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Speaker 1: in the marquis. Ladies and gentlemen. We had a bit

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Speaker 1: of a bug tustle earlier this evening, and we are

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Speaker 1: getting everything cleaned up as I speak. The tour will

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Speaker 1: begin in just a moment, and in the meantime, Delbert,

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Speaker 1: you may commence with that horrible instrument if you must

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Speaker 1: blee madam now has my galic assistant attempts to torture

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Speaker 1: melody from that satanic contraption. I would be happy to

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Speaker 1: answer any questions you have. Hey, I heard you had

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Speaker 1: a two from a man eating tree in there. True,

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Speaker 1: you will see it with your own eyes. Yeah, standing barrack.

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Speaker 1: Now to that one, I say cock and bull. Ladies

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen, The tea in my total is a capital one,

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Speaker 1: I assure you. And the only spirits with which I

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Speaker 1: associate are those who reach out through the venerable right sales. Well,

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Speaker 1: there it is, ladies and gentlemen. If you haven't a

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Speaker 1: ticket yet, you may purchase over yonder if you have

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Speaker 1: one in hand, right this way, Come tell there see

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Speaker 1: here the gunpowder God. Many years ago my late husband

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Speaker 1: and I were crossing the plateaus of the Great Altai

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Speaker 1: when we came upon a tribe of ox herds, after

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Speaker 1: trading for a few bubbles and a kind of sardines,

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Speaker 1: said they would take us to see their god in

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Speaker 1: the flesh. And what do you know, but when we

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Speaker 1: came to it, this idol was no less than an

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Speaker 1: unblasted howitzer shell, dressed in garlands of lilac. And the people,

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Speaker 1: one by one pressed their lips upon it like it

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Speaker 1: was the pissine ring of the pope. This is their god?

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Speaker 1: How did that happen? Here? That is a secret of

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Speaker 1: the trade. What's this? That is my taxidermy of the

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Speaker 1: dreaditor at bear of Patagonia. The beast never grows larger

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Speaker 1: than a pumpkin. Yet a single one of these rodents

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Speaker 1: could eat a man hole, though often enough they will

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Speaker 1: settle for biting off the exposed genitals of one who

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Speaker 1: steps away from the group to make water while on

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Speaker 1: a hunt. Looks like a stuffed rabbit. Yeah, with assholes,

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Speaker 1: fry laugh. Are you like the Philistines? We will take

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Speaker 1: your money all the same. Now onto the Hall of Mummiosity. This,

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Speaker 1: I believe, I can say with confidence, is the largest

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Speaker 1: private collection of mummies on Earth. We have long mummies,

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Speaker 1: shot mummies, old mummies, young mummies, Linen's age to find

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Speaker 1: hues of emmy, slate and rose, noble mummies, humble mummies,

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Speaker 1: kings eternal and children of the past. My late husband

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Speaker 1: than I spent the better part of our lives collecting

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Speaker 1: these beautiful specimens from every corner of the globe. We

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Speaker 1: have not only the refined, stately mummies of Egypt, but

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Speaker 1: the creatures of the Jutland bog, curled and cured in

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Speaker 1: blankets of Pete, the gorgeous desiccated guardians of the scrubland,

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Speaker 1: and the Plane. Our mummies come from every continent, every

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Speaker 1: corner of the map. Admire their elegance at your leisure,

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Speaker 1: but I must stress, do not touch it was behind

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Speaker 1: this door. Stop that now, ship, this is the secret

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Speaker 1: room you got that booze all back here? Don't you

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Speaker 1: out out dull there? Hey, you can't expect that. Apologies

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Speaker 1: for the scene, ladies and gentlemen's hum Fools cannot be

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Speaker 1: saved even by education. Enjoy the exhibits. Excuse me, ma'am,

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Speaker 1: And who are you? My name is Max. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: to bother you, but I'm looking for something. A friend

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Speaker 1: of mine lost his special Barrie slet in here, and

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to help her find it. I looked all

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Speaker 1: over the floor already. Do you have Boston found? Young man?

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Speaker 1: This house, in its full is a lost and found.

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Speaker 1: Oh but in the sense you mean, yes, I do, Darbert,

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Speaker 1: step into my office. This boy here is in search

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Speaker 1: of concert. You will have to excuse the mass. We

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Speaker 1: suffered a frightful act of vandalism this evening. In a

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Speaker 1: has been mislaid. Dalbert the Lost and Found. One moment,

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Speaker 1: madame name, can I ask? Why are you called quiet? Cow? Well?

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Speaker 1: Now that is on account of my contract with the

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Speaker 1: Power Almighty. You see, one foul, foggy morning many years ago,

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Speaker 1: my late husband Brad and I were chopping and whacking

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Speaker 1: our way through the jungles of French into China, on

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Speaker 1: the trail of a local sorcerer whom we had been

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Speaker 1: led to believe possessed the bones of a winged gremlins or.

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Speaker 1: And it was on that track that the Lord himself

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Speaker 1: intervened to save me from certain death in a pitfall

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Speaker 1: tiger trap. Hearing his stern voice call out, I hesitated

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Speaker 1: Oh clever he was, and handsome and dextrous. But since

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Speaker 1: the Almighty saw fit to withhold me from such a

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Speaker 1: piercing ingratitude, I undertook a vow of silence that I

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Speaker 1: honor to this day. Does that mean you don't talk

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Speaker 1: correct like you're talking right now, dear boy, This is

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Speaker 1: not talk, this is discourse. I also keep a vow

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Speaker 1: of chastity m by God, Albert, what is taking so long?

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Speaker 1: My blood comes to a simmer as I watch you

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Speaker 1: foots and fumble about. Max, my boy, behold a man

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Speaker 1: so maladroit he'd need a stalking horse to approach a

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Speaker 1: pot of beans. Do you hear me? Yes, madam, I

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Speaker 1: believe it. It's just here somewhere. Why are you lumbering fangle?

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Speaker 1: If I had any sense, I would turn your hide

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Speaker 1: not chill my haunches in the midnight hour. Are you

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Speaker 1: still not finished? Ha? Ha ha? Good this yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: got to be it. Give it here, Dabert. Now, Max,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a fool. I know where and who this

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Speaker 1: came from. I'll give you the bracelet, but in return

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Speaker 1: you must give me her name. Think now, it's only justice.

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Speaker 1: This girl and her rattle cap baw laid an absolutely

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Speaker 1: senseless wallop on one of my most cherished mummies, the

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Speaker 1: body of a holy child from the storm burned peaks

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Speaker 1: of the Andes. Now, whatever you think of these withered rapplings,

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Speaker 1: they are priceless to me. I travel the world to

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Speaker 1: acquire them. There my life's work. You must understand when

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Speaker 1: my life's work is stamped into the floorboards by a

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Speaker 1: couple of soft boiled bambini on a Halloween lark. It

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Speaker 1: is only fair that I would seek justice. I won't

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Speaker 1: lock them in the iron maiden, though I do have

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Speaker 1: one around here somewhere. I will be engaging the police,

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Speaker 1: of course, there's no reason for them to find out

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Speaker 1: it was you told so do we have a deal? Sorry, nam,

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Speaker 1: I can't h so be it. I'm disappointed, But as

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Speaker 1: much as I desire forthrightness, loyalty is a virtue with

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Speaker 1: a luster of its own. Of course, this means I'll

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Speaker 1: need to keep the bracelet as evidence. Now, run along

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Speaker 1: and a merry Halloween to you. Are we gonna do now? Buddy? Now, folks,

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Speaker 1: Come with me. Do not run, Miss Cow, Miss Cow,

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Speaker 1: in here. Max. How tall are you? What? Small for

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Speaker 1: these piddling ordeals? Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. Max,

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Speaker 1: How would you like to become a god? Dabert, Honey,

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Speaker 1: Look at this? Look what they did to my brittle darling.

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Speaker 1: my justice, Dalbert. How long did it take for this

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Speaker 1: You must be purchased as the great enemy of immortality,

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Speaker 1: with my pals, Archie. It's me that rum having boys

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Speaker 1: burn it all, burn all this, CARNI tread no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: mindless physicot stop Albert, stop them, I get your gun.

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Speaker 1: Where do you think you're going? Gold me, lady, Such disloyalty,

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Speaker 1: such vicious contempt to tuck tail and run, for God's sake,

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Speaker 1: the gods now. And if they burn you burn, let

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Speaker 1: observe my luck to meet you only at the moment

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Speaker 1: my museum is burning. Oh dear, I want you behind glass.

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Speaker 1: What a clap of thunder you are? What a shocking angel? No,

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Speaker 1: Tick your hands off of me. No, Max, run is

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Speaker 1: for you, fariful extraordinary errow arrow, Hey Gerry Ward Buddy Gold.

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Speaker 1: We're going to get out of here. The train, that's it.

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Speaker 1: featuring the voices of Olivia Castineau, Vinnie balbo Ive, Gordon,

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