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Speaker 1: Colleges are like the opposite of kidnappers because they demand

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Speaker 1: parents pay one hundred thousand dollars and if you don't,

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Speaker 1: they'll send your kid.

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Speaker 2: Right back home.

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Speaker 3: Don't pay it, mom.

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Speaker 4: That's what's on my mind. We're about to find out

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Speaker 4: what my co hosts have been thinking about as we

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Speaker 4: go around the room, starting with Brook Brook, what's on

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Speaker 4: your mind?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I had the most embarrassing moment at the grocery store.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, oh, you guys, it wappens.

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Speaker 2: Listen. I always try to remember my reusable cloth grocery

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Speaker 2: bags because I'm trying to be a responsible citizen of

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Speaker 2: the planet.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So I pile them all up and I throw them

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Speaker 2: on the conveyor belt or whatever you want to call it,

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Speaker 2: and I'm loading my groceries and they're going through and

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Speaker 2: the lady's really nice, the cashier, and then there's the

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Speaker 2: checker who's probably like eighteen that's bagging my stuff. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: bags the first two rounds gets.

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Speaker 5: To the gets to the final cloth bag, pulled something

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Speaker 5: out of it and is it like throws it as

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Speaker 5: if it's like poisonous, Like I look over a pair

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Speaker 5: of my kids underwear were.

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Speaker 2: At the bottom of the bag because I had just

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Speaker 2: washed the cloth bag and so it was in the laundry. Yes, Yes,

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Speaker 2: I was so embarrassed. So I grabbed it really quickly

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Speaker 2: and I put him in my sweatshirt pocket and like

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Speaker 2: a weird I don't know what else to do.

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Speaker 6: You can't just leave them there, put them on over

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Speaker 6: your pants.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And then I said, which I shouldn't have said.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, those just came out of

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Speaker 2: the laundry. I swear they're clean, and then you can

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Speaker 2: see it dawn on them, like, well, we didn't even

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Speaker 2: think that they could. Saying that it was so embarrassing.

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Speaker 7: You didn't get embarrassed easily.

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Speaker 2: You know that when I get embarrassed, I just keep

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Speaker 2: talking and I should have just shut up. Like I

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Speaker 2: kept talking about, Oh, my daughter would be so mortified

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Speaker 2: if she was here, and they probably thinking like this

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Speaker 2: lady probably doesn't even have a daughter.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but she's so.

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Speaker 3: Well as an entertainer. Getting a million views on a

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Speaker 3: post on social media has always been a goal of mine. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and I am happy to say over the weekend, I

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Speaker 3: officially crushed that record.

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Speaker 6: So I know what you're.

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Speaker 3: Thinking, right, what was it Jose a stand up comedy

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Speaker 3: clip of years back in the day, or maybe it

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Speaker 3: was a clip from your video game stream that you've

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Speaker 3: been doing. No, it was a stupid math problem. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I saw a meme. Not even my meme. I didn't

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Speaker 3: even create this meme.

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Speaker 2: You just posted someone else's memes.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and it was asking people to work out a

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Speaker 3: math problem in their head. And I thought the answers

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Speaker 3: were super interesting.

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Speaker 2: It was a simple addition problem.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's really cool because everyone kind of has

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Speaker 3: their own way, but they come to the same conclusion.

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Speaker 3: So the comments are actually really cool. So I'm like,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna post this on Instagram and see what instagram reels.

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Speaker 4: Think of this.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you've made it a video somehow.

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Speaker 3: So I made a video. A few hours later, it

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Speaker 3: hits a million views before I go to bed. Then

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Speaker 3: I get up and it's two million, then a few

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Speaker 3: hours three million. As of now, and I'm sure it's

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Speaker 3: changing while I'm talking, it has over ten million views.

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Speaker 2: Does this make you feel good or bad?

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Speaker 6: Bad?

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Speaker 3: Because I post a lot of stuff, right, it's very hardy.

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Speaker 3: So anyway, it's okay, we need to adapt. I am

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Speaker 3: now a famous Instagram mathematician. It's my new niche so

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Speaker 3: come to my Instagram at hilarious Jose math problems stop.

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Speaker 4: This is what social media has come to, just like

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Speaker 4: math and pop quizzes. All right, what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 6: So?

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Speaker 7: I just finished my first season of volunteer track coaching.

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Speaker 4: It so much.

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Speaker 2: It was like maybe twelveish weeks or so.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, every day, like I feel like I got pretty

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Speaker 7: close with the kids and everything. Yeah, you did, so

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Speaker 7: I got better at it. And so the end of

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Speaker 7: the season banquet just happened recently and it's probably fifty

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Speaker 7: plus kids.

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Speaker 4: Though there are you allowed to drink at that banquet

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Speaker 4: or no?

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Speaker 7: I was responsible at this job.

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Speaker 2: Job.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: And the banquet ends and they come over and they

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Speaker 7: give me like a card they wrote me for all

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Speaker 7: the coaches, and I'm so excited. It's my first card coaching.

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Speaker 2: I hear.

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Speaker 7: This is like what keeps people coming back, you know.

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Speaker 7: I open it up and I have four signatures.

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Speaker 4: How many kids are like in the group.

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Speaker 7: Fifty probably closer to one hundred. One of them isn't

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Speaker 7: even a signature. It just says you are pretty, which

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Speaker 7: I mean it's nice. But and the kids who hang

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Speaker 7: out with the most didn't even sign it. Did you

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Speaker 7: confront them?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 5: I didn't.

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Speaker 7: I was talking about it here and now. Anyways, so

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Speaker 7: thank let's volunt your job, I guess, but I will

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Speaker 7: be returning and hopes to get more signatures next season.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, to make them run as punishment

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Speaker 2: for not being you need to be not as nice.

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Speaker 2: That's how you get the signature, because anyone thought it

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Speaker 2: a possibility that you're just not cool. No, no, you'll

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Speaker 2: come back whether they like.

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Speaker 6: It or not.

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Speaker 2: It's more signatures next to you, right, Jeffrey, what's on

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Speaker 2: your mind?

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Speaker 4: Over the weekend, I was hanging out with some people

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Speaker 4: and uh, we were just doing like a YouTube music

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Speaker 4: video playlist that was on the TV, and one came

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Speaker 4: on that reminded me of something embarrassing that happened back

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Speaker 4: in middle school that I hadn't thought about in years. Trauma.

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Speaker 2: I feel like all of your stories are so humiliating

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Speaker 2: that I always have shocked you share them.

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Speaker 4: Well, this was because the Usher song Yeah came on

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Speaker 4: the music video did and I remember when that first

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Speaker 4: came out.

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Speaker 2: It was so cool.

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Speaker 4: Yeah it was that song was everything, absolutely and at

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Speaker 4: the time I went to my middle school and I

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Speaker 4: was trying to how my friends, like, oh my god,

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Speaker 4: did you guys hear Usher has a new song. It's

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Speaker 4: so good and they were all like, oh, really cool,

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Speaker 4: Like how does it go? And I'm like, oh, it's

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Speaker 4: like yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

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Speaker 6: And everyone's looking at me like okay, that's sure, and

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Speaker 6: I'm like, well, no, I mean lyrically it's not like dense,

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Speaker 6: but like the way he says yeah, it's so.

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Speaker 4: Different, explain that lyrically it's not dense. They're all just

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Speaker 4: like okay, Jeff. And at the time, you know, there's

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Speaker 4: no YouTube or screaming way to play it, so they

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Speaker 4: all just think I'm an idiot. They have to wait

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Speaker 4: to hear it on the radio. But a few days

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Speaker 4: later the song blew up and they were all like,

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Speaker 4: oh okay, now we get it.

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Speaker 2: They all singing together.

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Speaker 6: So I called it with Usher before everybody else got

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Speaker 6: yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: And then you relive that moment this weekend. I just

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Speaker 2: did can we play the song?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: No, no, No.

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Speaker 5: Didn't he do a follow up? He should have.

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Speaker 4: That's what's on our minds. Texans seventy five Nights to

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Speaker 4: Tell us, what's been on yours. It's Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 4: in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.