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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Marco from Airlines. I was looking for Jeff Yep,

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Speaker 1: this is him. Wonderful Jeff. I'm the supervisor on call

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Speaker 1: and we got a message that you wanted to speak

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Speaker 1: with a manager about an issue you were having. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I had a problem two weeks ago with my flight

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Speaker 1: and what seemed to be the issue. Well, the gate

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Speaker 1: agent who was extremely rude, her name was Kate. I

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Speaker 1: was just trying to upgrade my flight and she was

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Speaker 1: just it was outrageous, believe it. Okay, I'm sorry. Can

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Speaker 1: I put you on hold for a second. Um, I'm

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Speaker 1: not wearing underwear? Uh what Yeah, I'm not wearing any

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Speaker 1: under right right now. You can't see me over the phone.

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Speaker 1: But I just got a weird situation here. Just give

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Speaker 1: me two seconds. I'll hop right back on with you.

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Speaker 1: But I am concerned about your complaints, so just hold

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Speaker 1: on for me one second. I got to fix something

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Speaker 1: real quick. Okay, Thanks, Hi, Jeff. Yeah, hey, yeah, I'm back.

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Speaker 1: Sorry about the whole no underwear comment, but you know

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Speaker 1: it can be sometimes, right, Um, I don't really know

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Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Are you can we talk about

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Speaker 1: this complaint? Yes we can. Like I said, just had

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Speaker 1: to fix that unfortunate little snaffoo and now we're good. Sorry.

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Speaker 1: Like I was saying, the gate agent Kate wouldn't look

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Speaker 1: me in the eye. They were da I was garbage.

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Speaker 1: I was just trying to upgrade my fat ah oh

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Speaker 1: ow hello, huh, just hold on for one second please, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll be right back. What is happening? Okay, okay, Jeff,

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Speaker 1: he's still there. You're still there? Oh yeah, what's going on?

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Speaker 1: I am so sorry. Like I said, I care about

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Speaker 1: your complaint. I just I poked myself in the nipple

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Speaker 1: with a pencil, a sharp one too. Ah hh ooh

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Speaker 1: uh okay, are you ready? Are you okay? Well yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm ready, but my nipple is just throbbing right now.

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Speaker 1: Ow oh, okay, this is too much information. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what company you guys are running over there. Jeff.

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you something? Confidence? Oh? Nipple pain? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you something? Confidence? I guess at this

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Speaker 1: point you've already told me that you're not wearing underwearing,

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Speaker 1: that you're nipples throbbing, throbbing. What do you want to

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Speaker 1: tell me? Well, I'm actually full on naked right now.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah. You see, I'm a superior so

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Speaker 1: I can work from home a few times a month.

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Speaker 1: So I'm just dark naked talking to you. That's why.

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Speaker 1: Why are you telling you this? What's happening? Well, you know,

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Speaker 1: because I had these issues. I know it's weird things

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Speaker 1: to bring up, so I wanted to explain to you

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Speaker 1: why all this stuff is going on so I can

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Speaker 1: better handle your complaints. I'm naked, super naked. Look, I

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Speaker 1: don't need to know any of this. I need you

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Speaker 1: to handle my complaints, all right, getting too absurd? That

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Speaker 1: feels good, Jeff? What feels good? Well, I've never admitted

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Speaker 1: to anybody on the phone before that i'm naked when

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Speaker 1: I take a lot of customer service calls. It feels

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Speaker 1: nice to get that out there. This is the most

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Speaker 1: ridiculous company ever, Like, how are you even saying any

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Speaker 1: of this to me? Well, because I can trust you,

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Speaker 1: I feel like you know I was something about you,

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Speaker 1: so you don't even know who I am. I've never

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Speaker 1: even met you. What do you mean I'm calling to

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Speaker 1: make a complaint? Okay, that's not true. That's not true,

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Speaker 1: because I've looked up your mileage account for this call.

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Speaker 1: I've seen where you're flown. I know your wife's name,

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Speaker 1: your kid's names. I feel like we're friends. Now we've

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Speaker 1: bonded on a different level. Your delusional. We are not friends.

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Speaker 1: You're a supervisor. I'm making a complaint. Why are we

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Speaker 1: even having this conversation now? I'm even more mad? Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: because I felt comfortable with you, comfortable enough to share

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Speaker 1: that I am all the way naked and that's why

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Speaker 1: I hurt my nipple, and that's why I had that

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Speaker 1: other situation that I didn't talk to you fully about.

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Speaker 1: But there you know, no, no, yes, no, that happened yet. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about whatever's happening with you

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Speaker 1: and whatever you're doing over there. Okay, Okay, I can

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Speaker 1: understand that. I mean, do you want to get back

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Speaker 1: to talking about your complaint? I don't know. You sound

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Speaker 1: like you're crazy, so I don't even know if you're

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Speaker 1: able to accomplish what I called to accomplish. I'm not crazy,

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Speaker 1: I'm just naked. And that should be a quote somewhere,

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Speaker 1: shouldn't it. I'm putting that on my headstone when I pass.

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Speaker 1: I'm not crazy, I'm just naked. That's funny. It's funny

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Speaker 1: the kind of conversations. Yet, I don't know why this

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Speaker 1: is happening. I thought the airlines were screwed up, but

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Speaker 1: this is too far. Why are you even working for

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Speaker 1: a company? Man? Well, I'm not actually working for the

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Speaker 1: air line, so that's what. But I am naked. But

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you and your wife

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Speaker 1: Elaine set you up. What are you serious? Yes, it's

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. Oh my god. Yeah, your wife

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Speaker 1: told me that you were upset at the airline and

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Speaker 1: she wanted to play a joke on you. But I

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Speaker 1: am naked right now though. That's the truth, the whole truth. Oh,

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with Jewel phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties ninety two point five