Speaker 1: Calgary Audio. What's up, mother Sock guys. Welcome to another
Speaker 1: episode of mother Soccer Podcast. I'm Dr Blackson. Michael Blackson
Speaker 1: is off today. I am a doctor. I'm here with
Speaker 1: Chinese best friend. Hello, Dctor Blackson. You seem so angry
Speaker 1: right now, very angry. Doctor, your lunch, You take my lunch?
Speaker 1: What the funk happened? Mike? I just I was a
Speaker 1: voodoo doctor three years ago. I just transform over the
Speaker 1: regular doctor, a psychiatrist. I have four lovely ladies on
Speaker 1: the show tonight. All right, lady, question ladies, you all
Speaker 1: come with dick. Some girls don't know. I can call
Speaker 1: with fingers faster than end dick. Yeah. My ex, my
Speaker 1: ex was more of a tongue like I had to
Speaker 1: eat that a for to come and then ride. It
Speaker 1: is more of a dick just want to day. She's
Speaker 1: more of like, yeah, yeah, that's hard. I like the
Speaker 1: tongue better. You prefer the time you come with the time.
Speaker 1: You don't not a dick comer. You're not a dick comer.
Speaker 1: Tongue comer. How about you? You did come out tongue comer.
Speaker 1: I'm a dick comer and a tongue comer. So I'm
Speaker 1: saying which one, which one? Which one? I think that
Speaker 1: the like coming off of the dick is like more
Speaker 1: what's easier. It's just so much more easy. But the
Speaker 1: dick is like it's a different feeling. It's like more
Speaker 1: like your whole body. Yeah, like you feel it throughout
Speaker 1: your whole body, like shaking. How about you? Um, I
Speaker 1: like the dick better, but the coming easy, it's easier
Speaker 1: for easy, come faster with the tongue, with the girl
Speaker 1: eating you out, all your men eating you out? How
Speaker 1: about comment? How about you? So it took me years
Speaker 1: and years to come with the dick, Yeah, like I have,
Speaker 1: I have, I have my girlfriend's will talk about it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, how like how is it possible? So it
Speaker 1: took me a lot of years and I guess the
Speaker 1: right guy and yeah, but but tongue is definitely easier.
Speaker 1: Fingers everything that everything but clip basically how about you?
Speaker 1: Same tongue, tongue and fingers, really tongue and fingers, Like
Speaker 1: I could not have sex as long as like those
Speaker 1: two things happened. And I'm okay with that, you know,
Speaker 1: Like I guess hard from to come with head like
Speaker 1: only wut come with head. I gotta have sex for
Speaker 1: like at least like three days. No jug off nothing
Speaker 1: if not a cat is really hard. I'm more of
Speaker 1: a pussy personal challenge. Okay up that the more women
Speaker 1: and less will catch feeling. So that's funny. Sex on
Speaker 1: the first night? Is that? Who you have sex in
Speaker 1: the first night? Why is that? I want? Because I
Speaker 1: mean I want to make sure I gotta see his goods,
Speaker 1: because I gotta make sure well you can find on
Speaker 1: the first night. I mean, like if it's I don't know,
Speaker 1: I can't do sex on the first night. I want
Speaker 1: to see what he's all about. It's a connection thing
Speaker 1: for me. I will on like the third day. But
Speaker 1: I want to make him work for a little because
Speaker 1: it's so easy nowadays to get pussy. So like I
Speaker 1: agree with that. Agree with you? So you want to God,
Speaker 1: even if you don't think you catch can makes you
Speaker 1: the same night? You can just meet somebody and just honestly, like,
Speaker 1: let's be honest, Like we all say no, we don't
Speaker 1: want to have sex at the first meet that, right, guy, Like,
Speaker 1: let's be honest. It happens. It happened, Yeah, there's if
Speaker 1: there's and we should feel better about that ship at all.
Speaker 1: It's not about feeling bad. It's just about you need
Speaker 1: to make him work too, Like we work for hours,
Speaker 1: you know, like come on, like you gotta work for it.
Speaker 1: You gotta work for You're not gonna get this pussy
Speaker 1: for free, like just like for free for pus already,
Speaker 1: you know, damn not even like it's just like grown
Speaker 1: enough to say that we've tried both ways, Like we've
Speaker 1: had sex with somebody the first night where they don't
Speaker 1: take you as serious as if you make a dude
Speaker 1: wait for a couple of times, kind of learn who
Speaker 1: they are, because nobody's going to show you who they
Speaker 1: really are on the first night. After a couple of
Speaker 1: times you need to know them. You're like, oh should
Speaker 1: I'm so glad I dodged that bullet pussy. You wouldn't
Speaker 1: deserve it, So let the other dude who does deserve
Speaker 1: it come through and show why he deserves it. Sex
Speaker 1: on the first night. Never never, never, because never sex. No,
Speaker 1: it's a connection. Came back to back. If I did,
Speaker 1: then probably come back. And if it's only one time,
Speaker 1: it's my choice. I tried to have a one night
Speaker 1: stand back in the day I was like I went
Speaker 1: up to the guy, I'm like, let's talk tonight and
Speaker 1: he's like wait what, Like he thought it was a game,
Speaker 1: and he's like, I'm not going to six with you.
Speaker 1: I'm like why not? I just said I want to
Speaker 1: have a one night stand with you because I want
Speaker 1: to get over somebody else. You can't be my rebound.
Speaker 1: And he was like, no, I want to take you
Speaker 1: to dinner and a movie and I'm not gonna suck you.
Speaker 1: And I was so mad. Who was that? I was like, man,
Speaker 1: what I just told you? That's crazy. I want to rebound.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you look like you six to You must
Speaker 1: have a big dig I mean, because he's tall. But
Speaker 1: then I ended up dating one night stand, so oh
Speaker 1: my god, how about you. I definitely try to do
Speaker 1: one nice stance. But you know, I sometimes I know,
Speaker 1: I get a connection quick and it's like the desire
Speaker 1: of know you shouldn't and then you just go in
Speaker 1: and then you start touching each other and then you
Speaker 1: just kind of want to and then you don't want
Speaker 1: to makes me want it anymore, like even more, and
Speaker 1: then I end up in a relationship with them. That's
Speaker 1: how it happened to me. Twice. Have any of you
Speaker 1: had like one of those fake dudes that just look
Speaker 1: reach your Instagram rent all these cars, run a house
Speaker 1: and then you find out your mouth is really broken. Yes,
Speaker 1: they're everywhere in Ghana, Like definitely, I've never dealt with them.
Speaker 1: So disappointed, Like they drive nice cars, but they live
Speaker 1: in they don't even have a couch in their pros.
Speaker 1: But they drive nice cars and spend on sucking bottles,
Speaker 1: like thousand dollars on the bottle, and they don't even
Speaker 1: have a proper apartment. Nay, let no furniture in their homes.
Speaker 1: Gonna need to be fed, ladies. Let me get to
Speaker 1: a mattress on the floor. Let me tell you, mattress.
Speaker 1: They got an air mattress on the floor. Can imagine.
Speaker 1: Let me pull through. Every black man is six tent,
Speaker 1: doesn't playing the NBA. Okay, that's not tricking your motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: Maybe at the club six time he might play in
Speaker 1: the game, and then you know you're getting his fucking camra.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so you've had those experiences, still get a
Speaker 1: lot of pussy. What's up, mother sucks? This is African
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Speaker 1: the fingers fingers, take a long dick because if it's
Speaker 1: thick and short, then what are we doing? Yeah? A
Speaker 1: long long long, yeah, long Chinese best friend short? Like,
Speaker 1: what the what are we talking about? Ladies? Money or looks?
Speaker 1: Definitely money I share or beetlejuice, right, I would say.
Speaker 1: I have to say looks because I make my own
Speaker 1: money so fun their money like real looks, and you
Speaker 1: take an She'll take a homeless cute guy I think
Speaker 1: we have if you like them ugly any money, even
Speaker 1: though I don't care. That's like asked me, would I
Speaker 1: take a beautiful woman or a rich woman? I take
Speaker 1: a people I don't need her money, No, but it's different.
Speaker 1: I think money is shows success and shows like being
Speaker 1: like like it's attracted, and with money you make yourself
Speaker 1: look good, right, yeah, it's attractive filter on your face.
Speaker 1: The fact, like everybody who says different line is like
Speaker 1: you gotta get you, you gotta have your ship together,
Speaker 1: Like you know, you can be good looking and if
Speaker 1: you're broke a sucking, don't have any ambitions, Like you're
Speaker 1: gonna be ugly to me. You know, that's just how
Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, so what do you think? How about you? Well, definitely,
Speaker 1: oh money, just because if you're good looking and you're broke,
Speaker 1: that means that you're super dumb, so I can't be
Speaker 1: attracted to you. So like like, if you're good looking
Speaker 1: already you didn't manage to make money, then you know
Speaker 1: something's really wrong. So I rather take somebody who is like,
Speaker 1: you know, a little ugly and has money, because then
Speaker 1: at least I know you're smart and wat something out
Speaker 1: of yourself. So with money and romance, I'm assuming you're
Speaker 1: gonna wait money to money or romance money romance. I'm
Speaker 1: romance for sure, I'm romance. Can you not buy romance
Speaker 1: with you, absolutely cannot. You cannot buy romance money. And
Speaker 1: if you teach them what you like then they can
Speaker 1: pay for it. The flowers, all that stuff. We know
Speaker 1: much romance a lot of ways. Can you do a
Speaker 1: romance at the motel six? Motherfucker romanan right? No romance
Speaker 1: and fucking and Marco knows what that place called? Jet
Speaker 1: romance of the Spirit Airlines. Yeah, alright, Next question, ladies,
Speaker 1: rich dude, small dick, are broke nigger and a fired dick?
Speaker 1: How about both? Is that? How long? Back to the
Speaker 1: three guys on the side ridge dude a little dick? Right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we can always cheat like the man man anyway, depending
Speaker 1: on what their fingers look like. If you make your
Speaker 1: own money, it doesn't matter what you gonna do with dick.
Speaker 1: What can he do with his fingers though, make your
Speaker 1: own money, honey, I mean he can buy a dildos
Speaker 1: and stuff. My sex where the girl comes next? With
Speaker 1: other guys, bad sex is more fun on a yacht
Speaker 1: than good sex. They're still though, And then you can
Speaker 1: bring a girl in their fingers. You know, you can
Speaker 1: do something that's that's more. Doctor Blacks is a doctor
Speaker 1: and not psychiatrist. They needs have psychiatric problem, Michael Blacks,
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Speaker 1: get asked fun ladies, pussy pussy, puss, pussy said news
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Speaker 1: because but I don't want anyone had dick picks either.
Speaker 1: I don't get about after the show, you guys are
Speaker 1: going to get a bunch of doms mix followers right,
Speaker 1: only only rich the rich dicks, please, even if they're small.
Speaker 1: Send me a pictures of your fingers soon tack coming tonight,
Speaker 1: new car or new titties, new car already got well,
Speaker 1: he can't get a car if your sub eat ass
Speaker 1: or have your ass. Oh, the question is really isn't
Speaker 1: a woman? I'm eating the ass? Im you because I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm looking as man like Brandon like woman?
Speaker 1: Do you look as don't play with me? Come on,
Speaker 1: you're asking the question, not your questions. I might show
Speaker 1: the us eating face. It looks like a bull like that.
Speaker 1: That's an NFT right there. That was one of a kind.
Speaker 1: All right question for you loan dick or thick dick dick.
Speaker 1: That's honestly because you don't want to funk up your stomach, right,
Speaker 1: your pussy up? Is that? Why not up my stomach
Speaker 1: or my insides? Okay, these walls can't be ruined. Depends
Speaker 1: how short, how short. I don't know how I've um,
Speaker 1: I've had a short ship money on. It was a
Speaker 1: short short money. Um. It looks so mad of money,
Speaker 1: fucking gold diggers. But if you have a great personality,
Speaker 1: then I picked the personality. Money are romance, I could
Speaker 1: obviously money. Motherfucker. You're gonna have romance on Spirit airlines, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Well you can buy romance with money, some money. Exactly.
Speaker 1: That's where I said. That's why I said romance. That's
Speaker 1: what I said, And everybody said you can't, you can't.
Speaker 1: That's what I said, right, exactly, exactly right. You gotta
Speaker 1: teach train these many new car on new ass, new car,
Speaker 1: new car because I think I got an as I'm funny.
Speaker 1: You look at me rich dude, smart dick or broke
Speaker 1: nigger with a fired dick? Where rich, Rich's my dick?
Speaker 1: Well you want to you want to think dicks, might
Speaker 1: as well go to rich and go to little dick. Right,
Speaker 1: same thing that question for me? How about Selena next
Speaker 1: to you, Het Selena? Hey? What's your name? Here? Was that?
Speaker 1: Where you from? Canada? Toronto? Vancouver? Where you at? Oh?
Speaker 1: Look I just I just drive to Seattle, motherfucker? Okay
Speaker 1: hit me us? Hey you ready? Okay? Alright, say let's
Speaker 1: lock dick. You don't want to pusy my stomach out?
Speaker 1: You know you you know what happens with long dicks
Speaker 1: when you're doing doggy style? All the girls do that
Speaker 1: cat thing right because like and then Maggie's putting the
Speaker 1: hand on our back, pushing us down, and we're like, no,
Speaker 1: a bitch, we don't like the long thing. It keeps
Speaker 1: hitting our uterus and it really hurts and ship. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know about you. I'm short, so it doesn't
Speaker 1: work for me. The small dick has to be long
Speaker 1: enough to reach the g What what good to you
Speaker 1: that that's small? Like? Yeah, I like you. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: smallest dick I've been with is like five inches. There's
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with that. That's like normal? Yes? Are you Asian?
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