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Speaker 1: The Nikki Glazer Podcast. Nicky Glazer, here's Nikki. Hello here

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Speaker 1: I am. It's Monday. Welcome to the Nicki Glazer Podcast.

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Speaker 1: I'm Nicki Glazer. In studio with me is Andrew Colin.

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Speaker 1: Welcome up to the twelfth floor. Amen, it's good to

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Speaker 1: be up this high. I'm on the third floor. Get

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Speaker 1: where the normal people. Hate's going on with your hair today, buddy,

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Speaker 1: Like I want you to get a good side profile

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Speaker 1: for the people watching on YouTube. Go all the way

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Speaker 1: to side, look all the way that way. Don't zoom

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Speaker 1: into that please. Whoever's enditing the video, something's going on.

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Speaker 1: Did you put a product in? Uh? A while ago?

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Speaker 1: There is product in here. I don't know if it's active.

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Speaker 1: When does products stopping? Kind of product of food product

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Speaker 1: with a little bit of reguano, you know, um whatever

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Speaker 1: whatever I mean. I know that you bought a palmmaid

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Speaker 1: or a kind of a mouse a. A curl cream. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: curl cream curling handsome, which I like to do is congealing.

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Speaker 1: That's what you do when you do the curls. You

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Speaker 1: put the curling answer in and you put your wet hair.

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Speaker 1: You do it. If you want to get curls with

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Speaker 1: your like straight, like if you have kinky hair, girls

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Speaker 1: like like that have curl in it, but it's not

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Speaker 1: like curly curly. You wet your hair, you make sure

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Speaker 1: your hands run through it. You piece it out with

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Speaker 1: your fingers. You dump it in the sink and you

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Speaker 1: dip it in water in the sink, and then you congeal.

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Speaker 1: You you put the curl cream your then you you

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Speaker 1: squish and you make sure that they don't get they

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Speaker 1: stay in place, which I did last night. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: fell asleep with it perfectly congealed exactly, looks like like

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Speaker 1: a red dog after you shook just twice. I hate

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Speaker 1: when you just go to bed with it. It's it's

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Speaker 1: almost dry to the point where it's going to look good,

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Speaker 1: and then you go to bed. Oh, there's nothing worse

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Speaker 1: with it. I mean, this hair needs to be seen

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Speaker 1: by one person or one other person. Yeah, anyway, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: I had it all curled up, and then I woke

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Speaker 1: up today I thought we were recording with our lovely

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Speaker 1: guests on Your Marina. Yes, by the way, on Your

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Speaker 1: Marina is joining us, not just for the theme song,

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Speaker 1: but she is live via zoom. Right, Hey guys, I

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Speaker 1: guess I'm in the Hudson Valley. Yeah, close enough. In Arizona.

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Speaker 1: We're like representing almost every time zone. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: We were wearing our Nicky Glazers swag and Nikki's wearing

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Speaker 1: my T shirt and I'm wearing discussed this earlier Anya shirt.

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Speaker 1: That's wild. Look at us. Pretty cute of us. Speaking

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Speaker 1: of merch there's a new uh, there's a new page

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Speaker 1: of merch that you can get hats and shirts. You

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Speaker 1: go to pod March is that right? Pot Shot pop

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Speaker 1: shot dot Nicky Glazer dot com to check out the

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Speaker 1: new nick Glazer podcast Merchandise, which I did an announcement

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Speaker 1: of on Thursday where I said that I was I

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Speaker 1: like made it sound like I was announcing I was pregnant,

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Speaker 1: and it was like so real, Like I really sold it. No,

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Speaker 1: h when you listened, I mean you knew what I

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Speaker 1: was recording. When you listened to it, did you even

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Speaker 1: get the sense that, like maybe I was telling you something,

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Speaker 1: even though that's what I thought, you were using it

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Speaker 1: as like a way to like tell me what the

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Speaker 1: thing that you were going for. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: ruin it for people who haven't heard it. But I

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Speaker 1: was like, I didn't listen to that announcement. What what's happening?

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Speaker 1: I really fooled people. I mean, you're gonna be like

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Speaker 1: the girl that cried baby. I know, I know it's

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Speaker 1: it's I don't think you should joke about those things.

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Speaker 1: But I'm okay with not having kids. After my weekend,

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Speaker 1: I um my babysat for Harlow on Friday, and I'm good.

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Speaker 1: That's all the three hours it was nine to twelve.

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Speaker 1: It's it felt like nine eleven. It was so it

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Speaker 1: was so difficult kids. He it was only one one

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Speaker 1: one child. Poppy would have like offset it a little

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Speaker 1: each other to like feed off of their energy. Because

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Speaker 1: I was you know, I guess it's different when you're

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Speaker 1: I was talking about it to someone and I was like,

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Speaker 1: There was nothing that I could do to take care

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Speaker 1: hours of like listening, active listening, active talking voices, crazy

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Speaker 1: don't do it again. It was so finally we ran

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Speaker 1: Like that wasn't TV and he was like, oh, won't

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Speaker 1: watch TV. And I was like thank god. And I'm like,

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Speaker 1: are you caught up on the Bachelor? And he's like, no,

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Speaker 1: I could prefer to watch autistic men of color in

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Speaker 1: anime or like uh, actually it was a competition we want.

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Speaker 1: He's obsessed. He knows exactly what he wants kids, no screens,

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Speaker 1: and he was like I want he I want Pokemon drawing.

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Speaker 1: When I typed him Pokemon drawing, sure enough, the first

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Speaker 1: and to uh just a just a a rhythm that

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Speaker 1: there's like a music behind it, no talking, but just

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Speaker 1: like drawing hundreds of Pokemon. How was that? That must

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Speaker 1: have been easy then you would think, but it's like,

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Speaker 1: well that's what's that one? Well that's and that's why

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Speaker 1: the char mander, and that's why would you want watch it?

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Speaker 1: Watch it? If he even set that, I was on

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Speaker 1: my like you can't be on your phone. There was

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Speaker 1: no I like that. Kids are like paying attention to

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Speaker 1: this with me, and constantly watching. I was watching it

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Speaker 1: was nuts. I think that there should be for a

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Speaker 1: to you? That's like insulted that he's entertained by Pokemon

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Speaker 1: doesn't have that many toys. I was like scouring for

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Speaker 1: Pokemon's names like I learned about Pokemon. And his encyclopedic

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Speaker 1: like it was interesting to be thank you. I hope

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Speaker 1: that's in the next hour. Yeah, that's just right off

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Speaker 1: like it really is fascinating. No, But I mean like

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Speaker 1: I just pokemon there. There is no way, no way

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Speaker 1: or like a new hobby if I had kids, No

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Speaker 1: I hired nanny's and then I would be like just

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Speaker 1: filled with guilt constantly. I'm filled with guilt when I

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Speaker 1: of pedophiles and have him an um. How wait, so

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Speaker 1: I want to promote your dates. You're you're coming to

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Speaker 1: New York to do a show at Rockwood. I really

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Speaker 1: want besties to come out if they're in the New

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Speaker 1: York area. Can you tell us all the details? Yeah, Thursday, St.

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Speaker 1: Patrick's Day, which was a great choice on my part.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be annoying, no, but it's an early show.

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Speaker 1: You can come to Rockwood I think doors open at six.

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Speaker 1: I play at seven. You can get out of there

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Speaker 1: couple's meetings to frame his meaning off of, so the

426
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 1: awkwardness he just attributes to Like so the first time,

427
00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:07,680
Speaker 1: we're meaning she's just a little awkward. But watching it

428
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:10,639
Speaker 1: as a viewer, you're like, whoa, this is way different

429
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 1: than the other ones. Something's wrong. And this one girl

430
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 1: she's like down to get engaged to this guy, and

431
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,399
Speaker 1: then as soon as she sees him, she's just like,

432
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:24,200
Speaker 1: I just feel like my religion is going to be

433
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 1: It's like wait, wait what I thought you said you

434
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 1: wanted to work through that, And she's just like, I

435
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 1: just feel like your height, like the height of my

436
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:40,960
Speaker 1: um for God is like not in line with your knows.

437
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:46,720
Speaker 1: I mean he knows, God knows. Like it's it's so funny,

438
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 1: and the guy is in total denial of what is

439
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,879
Speaker 1: going on, which is she's not attracted to me, and

440
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,640
Speaker 1: she doesn't like me because of my looks and he goes.

441
00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:58,639
Speaker 1: I think she just wanted to wait to see me

442
00:23:58,680 --> 00:24:01,160
Speaker 1: in person before she told me, like the deal breaker over,

443
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:06,119
Speaker 1: Like that's not it. But it's sweet that he's like,

444
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 1: you know, kind of defending it, you know, in the

445
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 1: you know, you make excuses. I used to do that

446
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 1: when guys would reject me. I'd be like, he likes

447
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:17,120
Speaker 1: me too much, Like he he loves me, and he's

448
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 1: scared of the love that he feels, and so he's running.

449
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 1: So you just like kind of yourself a wall, like

450
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:29,880
Speaker 1: to go, can we always have a wall in front

451
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 1: of him? And like I could love him through a

452
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:36,479
Speaker 1: wall and while I'm sucking someone else on the other side. Well,

453
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 1: some of these couples are so connected in the pods

454
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 1: and then they come out in the world and they

455
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 1: are frozen and have nothing to talk about. And on

456
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 1: the japan one, it's funny because a couple of the girls,

457
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:51,160
Speaker 1: like after they get together and everything, they're like, can

458
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,640
Speaker 1: we just not look at each other? Because they stop

459
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:57,440
Speaker 1: actually having good conversations when they're physically with each other,

460
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 1: And then they'll do this thing where they just look

461
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 1: the other way and they start again, I'm not kidding you.

462
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 1: Like that happened with a couple on the American version,

463
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 1: the Asian woman Natalie, and like maybe it's a that,

464
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 1: maybe that's a thing. I don't know, but she is

465
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,399
Speaker 1: so loving to this guy behind the wall, so a

466
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 1: few said with her feelings, and then the second they

467
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 1: get in person, she's so mean to him, constantly being like, yeah,

468
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,640
Speaker 1: I guess you're all right. And all this guy wants

469
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,480
Speaker 1: is to be told he's cute and that she loves him.

470
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 1: And he's just like this big, honky like blonde guy

471
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,400
Speaker 1: who's just like he just wants to be loved. That's

472
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 1: all he wants, and he and she just won't give

473
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,120
Speaker 1: it to him. He's like do you He goes, you're

474
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,880
Speaker 1: so you're so beautiful, babe, do you think I'm attractive?

475
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,800
Speaker 1: And she's just like, they're all right, Like but she was,

476
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding, and he goes stop stop doing Like

477
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,639
Speaker 1: eventually like gets the point where and I'm screaming at

478
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,919
Speaker 1: the TV like stopping mean to him, You're why are

479
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 1: you doing this? You were so nut, You're so nice,

480
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,160
Speaker 1: And she's so nice to him. Off off camera, she's

481
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,600
Speaker 1: just gosh about how much she loves him, and then

482
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 1: when they get in person, she's so mean, do you

483
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 1: think that interesting? Do you think I think that when

484
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 1: you get in front of someone, you're now thinking, like,

485
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 1: how do I look? How already pursuing me? Where you

486
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,560
Speaker 1: can't connect because you're so worried about thinking about yourself.

487
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 1: Something going on there that I just was really She

488
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 1: eventually worked through it, but it was she was stunned

489
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,200
Speaker 1: by his good looks. He's really hunky, and that was

490
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 1: the first thing she says in her one to the confessional.

491
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,119
Speaker 1: She's like, I couldn't believe how hot he is, like

492
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 1: and and then it's just like an, I think it's subconscious.

493
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 1: I wish they had a therapist element on the show

494
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,160
Speaker 1: where they could deal with stuff like that, that, yeah,

495
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 1: what is going on with all of these little criticisms

496
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 1: and jabs like constantly. I used to deal with that

497
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:52,119
Speaker 1: in a relationship where it was like just constantly like

498
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 1: just cutting everything with any sincerity would be cut with

499
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: a joke of like where it was just there was

500
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 1: never a compliment that wasn't like but I mean, I

501
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 1: guess you're okay, like something that would take it away

502
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: as soon as they gave it or never give it

503
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 1: and then or say something mean and then cut it

504
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 1: with like, I'm just kidding. You know you're beautiful, you know,

505
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,120
Speaker 1: something like that. And it just got to the point

506
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 1: where I was like, you're mean, you're constantly and I

507
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,400
Speaker 1: know you don't feel that way like when we're alone

508
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:25,879
Speaker 1: or when you know there's I just know how you

509
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 1: feel about me, And isn't that what what is going

510
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 1: on here? And I think it's just fear of intimacy

511
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: and fear of being uh vulnerable, and like, I guess

512
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 1: letting someone know that you have something invested in them

513
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:45,360
Speaker 1: that they could then pull away so mismatched in my opinion,

514
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,879
Speaker 1: I was like, what, I haven't gotten to that, and

515
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 1: so please do not tell me anything that happened. But

516
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,479
Speaker 1: I thought they are I think they're great. No, as

517
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 1: I was watching them, like they're a great couple, But

518
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe that they picked each other right off

519
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 1: the bat, you know, well, so funny. There's so many

520
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 1: moments in this reality show where I go, WHOA, Well,

521
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: when this hairs, he's going to have a lot to

522
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 1: answer to because he just openly told this other girl.

523
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 1: Because they're all dating each other, and by the end

524
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 1: of it, some of them are between two people, and

525
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 1: one guy tells one and I'm not spoiling anything because

526
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 1: this is the first episode. One guy tells a girl, Hey,

527
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,879
Speaker 1: if I were to ask you to marry me, Like,

528
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:28,919
Speaker 1: what do you think about that? He doesn't ask her,

529
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 1: but he just says like, hey, I'm floating that, and

530
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,639
Speaker 1: she's like, I'm I'm really into this other guy and

531
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 1: he's like devastated. So then he goes to the other

532
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 1: girl on his like his number two. He proposes to her,

533
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 1: but um it, and she's like, I don't want to

534
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 1: be this your second choice and she basically is and

535
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 1: he's honest with her about it, which I liked. But

536
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 1: then there's there's then they get them all together, and

537
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 1: so then they finally see the girl that they like

538
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 1: twin to first, and by that time they've already started

539
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: to have tension in their relationships with this person just

540
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:06,880
Speaker 1: looks perfect to them, and it's so juicy. And death

541
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 1: would be amazing death because there would be no death. Yeah,

542
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 1: you just walk up and you're like like, like this

543
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 1: death is so funny because it would literally be a

544
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,479
Speaker 1: three second show. It'd be like, yeah, fucker, I mean,

545
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 1: that's what happens. That's pretty much any like loud bar. Yeah,

546
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 1: I love his death is just a loud bar people all,

547
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: but that's what happened. It is interesting because you will

548
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 1: get to a point in a relationship where your partner

549
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: might find you there's I was talking to Chris about

550
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 1: this because we were watching and I go, it really

551
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 1: looks should not if you're looking to have like a

552
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: partnership till the end where it's just one person. Looks

553
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 1: obviously are going to play a part in it, but

554
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 1: you should wrap your head around dating someone who you're

555
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: never you're not going to find sexually tractive at all,

556
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 1: because you're she's going to be an eighty year old

557
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 1: woman some day. Bottom line, that's Oh, she's gonna be

558
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 1: thirty eight some day she's and and I go, because

559
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: I said to Chris, I was like, I'm gonna if

560
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 1: we stayed together, I'm going to be eighty nine someday,

561
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 1: and you won't want to suck eight nine year olds.

562
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: He goes, I don't want to nine year old, I know,

563
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 1: But I was just like, like, men are more about

564
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: like looks I think than women, at especially women but

565
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: I think there's a difference between Like I think if

566
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 1: I'm aging with a woman, and let's say, like I

567
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: want to put my best even though I haven't at

568
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 1: times and I've gotten as ugly as I think I

569
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 1: could get. I think there's something about like trying to

570
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: at least stay attractive for your partner where at some

571
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: point time takes its toll and there's nothing you can do.

572
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I still see like an active

573
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 1: old Like I'll see an active eight year old woman

574
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: who's like doing like you know, um ba, and I'll

575
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: be like, oh, that's fuckable, you know what I mean,

576
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: she's at least like moving her body and like still

577
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 1: being Then you got like a five year old guy

578
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,200
Speaker 1: or girl who's just like eating fucking corn plus just

579
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: sitting on the couch, like just letting themselves go because

580
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 1: they're older, and it's just like, yeah, that's but I

581
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 1: think if you stay like yeah, but I'm just saying, like,

582
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that eventually, looks will face. I mean,

583
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 1: you all know it, looks will fade. And if you

584
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 1: are invested in someone only because of the way they look,

585
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 1: watch out, because it's gonna be a bumpy road because

586
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 1: eventually you're gonna feel and that that attraction you have

587
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 1: in the beginning where you're all over each other is

588
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 1: not sustainable. It just isn't. And it just if if

589
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 1: that is what you think that you're gonna have forever,

590
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 1: I mean, there's no I don't. There's no one besides

591
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: Corney Kardashian and Travis Barker who have been able to

592
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: keep that like intense all over each other, you know,

593
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 1: fucking like rabbits vibe going for that long. You can

594
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,479
Speaker 1: about you can have little moments of it, like when

595
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 1: you return from a trip you haven't seen each other

596
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: in a while. You they get a new haircut, there's

597
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: like some you go on vacation. You can have these

598
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 1: moments of like little snippets of that. Again, But so

599
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 1: do you think it helps Travis Barker and I mean

600
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,680
Speaker 1: they both have had kids on their own, they met

601
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 1: their similar age, they've both been through and they're in

602
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 1: online and that they get to get attention for it, yes,

603
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: of course makes it. They have like a boy they

604
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: haven't been together like six months, but think he's like,

605
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 1: I can't believe that really managed I'm making a check

606
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: because obviously they're not going to fucking left. That's not

607
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 1: gonna last. But I think it's easier, Like, do you

608
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: think staying attracted to one Like let's say you meet

609
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 1: him three and now they're fifty five and you, you know,

610
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 1: do you lose attraction to them when you're growing older

611
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 1: with him? Or if you were fifty five and you

612
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 1: met another fifty five year old, it would be easier

613
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, she's sucking hot. Does that make sense?

614
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 1: I think that you tend to be attractive to the

615
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: people that are your like for for me at least

616
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: as a woman like I can be attracted to younger

617
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: people for sure, but I definitely think that older people

618
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: I'm not attracted to until I get that age generally,

619
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 1: except for William Hurt, which is the weirdest thing really

620
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 1: Hurt was. I was thirteen when I saw Michael, the

621
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 1: movie where John Travolta was playing the angel, and I

622
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: was horny for William Hurt. I don't understand it. I

623
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 1: oh my god, he just died yesterday. And then it

624
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 1: turns out he also beat Marley Mantlin like terribly when

625
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: he was pretty much ike turnering her their entire like

626
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 1: four year relationship. It's all so whenever if anyone's r

627
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 1: I p um William Hurt just add to it. Like also,

628
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 1: he like really beat up Marley Matlin all throughout the relationship,

629
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 1: and his baby Bama prior to Marley Matlin also used

630
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: to get beat up by him all the time. So uh,

631
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: Actor broadcast news was great, Oh my god. And Michael though,

632
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:28,640
Speaker 1: he was just so gentle and sweet and let's talk

633
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: about no. I mean like it's the separating the artists

634
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: from the cigarettes will kill you and give you cancer.

635
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 1: But I was watching the Tina Turner documentary on Hulu

636
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 1: Tina over the weekend and loved it so good. But

637
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 1: I could turn her beat the ship out of her.

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Speaker 1: We all know from the beginning, like as soon as

639
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Speaker 1: they started like dating. At first, she was just like

640
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Speaker 1: an older brother type like helping her along. And then

641
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Speaker 1: all of a sudden he decided like I'm changing her

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Speaker 1: name to Tina Turner, and I own that name. I

643
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 1: own you. I you know. When they divorced, she didn't

644
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 1: have any rights to anything and she got all of his,

645
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:13,320
Speaker 1: Like she is so amazing. Anyway, I was just watching

646
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,839
Speaker 1: it and I go, what the funk happened to Ike

647
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 1: Turner when he was a baby, Like in a child,

648
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,800
Speaker 1: God only knows. Like men who beat women unfortunately, Like

649
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,959
Speaker 1: if you could like shrink them down to a little

650
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 1: child that like what they witnessed and what led them

651
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: to be that person, you would feel very sad for them.

652
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 1: So as much as I'm like I hate obviously anyone

653
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 1: who beats there like William Hurt, I'm just like, oh,

654
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,479
Speaker 1: something something happened to him. So I have a little

655
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: bit of empathy for fucking abusers. I don't think they're

656
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 1: like they should, like obviously they should protect themselves from

657
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: people and get help for what they're doing, and like

658
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: that's that's up. There's no free wheel, so they don't

659
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:54,239
Speaker 1: have a choice. But I just see, like when I

660
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 1: hear someone is like beating someone up, I turned her.

661
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 1: I was just I was kind of sad for him

662
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,800
Speaker 1: as much as I was at FORTEENA. I know that

663
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 1: sounds crazy, but I was like that poor guy, Like

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00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,719
Speaker 1: what the funk happened to him that made him I

665
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: think beating women was. It's it's always some kind of trauma.

666
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding you. I feel like sometimes like guys

667
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 1: will use I was hurt when I was three, unless

668
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 1: it's it's not excusable, but unless it's real sociopathy, which

669
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: is like where you know, like there's some there's one

670
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Speaker 1: serial killer who was truly raised well and had a

671
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 1: good family and it just doesn't make sense. But generally,

672
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 1: much like on my six hundred pound life, if you

673
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:46,799
Speaker 1: look at people who abuse, who abuse, people abuse substances,

674
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: there is always always some trauma from childhood. That is

675
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: on my six hunder pound life. I gotta say nearly

676
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: every single time they start out and the person like

677
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 1: they show their life and they're like how much they

678
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 1: eat and what they're daily like schedule is, and like

679
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 1: their neighblers getting them food, and then the music starts

680
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: going ting ting ting ting, and then the pictures of

681
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,800
Speaker 1: their childhood and then you find out when they were molested.

682
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 1: Every single time, every time it's it's so the correlation

683
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 1: is there's just no there's just no denying it. It

684
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: would be funny like a like a parents like, oh no,

685
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,840
Speaker 1: we didn't hurt them. We just trained them to be

686
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 1: a serial killer. Like like they were like, alright down, Tommy,

687
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: we're gonna show you what a knife and a gun

688
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 1: is there might be people like my mom just listen

689
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 1: to a lot of murder podcasts, like there's gonna be

690
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 1: a new batch of serial killers, like I just grew

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00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 1: up a yeah, yeah, I just like I just listened

692
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Speaker 1: to Morbid in the car with my mom on the

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Speaker 1: way to school. Fired, shots fired, break already, I can't

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Speaker 1: see sorry? Oh news? Yeah yeah, I thought you had

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Speaker 1: good eyes. I did. That's why I said break a

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00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:01,919
Speaker 1: break before news. I think we're just going to new Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Are you new to the show? What show? First time here?

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Speaker 1: First time without curls? Uh? News, Let's get to the

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Speaker 1: news you. Oh man, It's Monday, folks. You know what

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Speaker 1: that means. It is Monday. I hope you're having all

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Speaker 1: the swells out there. We sure did this weekend. It

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00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 1: was a very nice sixty eight and sunny here in St.

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Speaker 1: Louis for one day, and before that degrees on Saturday

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Speaker 1: sixty On Sunday it was nuts. It's five o'clock somewhere, Okay, Noah,

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Speaker 1: take it away, all right. Anya Marina is playing Rockwood

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Speaker 1: Music Hall on March seventeen, starting seven pm. This Why

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Speaker 1: Do I Care? That's the name of a segment on

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Speaker 1: ye go, it will be amazing your Marina. And Andrew

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Speaker 1: Colin will be performing with Nicki Glazer on tour on

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Speaker 1: you know, we start up very soon Winnipeg, Vancouver, Austin, Texas, Jacksonville, Florida.

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Speaker 1: So I mean Endless, Pennsylvania. So many dates, um go

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Speaker 1: check out those dates at Nikki Glazer dot com. And

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Speaker 1: where can they get tickets for your show? On you

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Speaker 1: on your website, on your marina dot com. Lots of

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Speaker 1: good stuff there. All right, all right, I'm gonna skip

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Speaker 1: to the second story just so we can, um, because

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00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 1: I want to know if you've ever thought about this.

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00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: A study found that when entering an elevator, people stood

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00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 1: in each corner just by human nature. M hmm. I

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Speaker 1: think if you're a guy and you there's three yurnals,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna not pick the middle yurnal because it's almost

722
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 1: like picking the middle seat of a flight, because you're

723
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 1: gonna end up back to someone if someone else comes in.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you don't want Yeah, you don't want to see someone.

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Speaker 1: I once read that, like, if you get on an elevator,

726
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 1: how funny it would be to just face the way

727
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:10,359
Speaker 1: you walked in? Like why do we have elevator. How

728
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 1: weird it would be, but it would be like a yeah,

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00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 1: that is a serial killing is wild? Um yeah. Elevator

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00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 1: etiquette eliquette is yeah, but you pick a corner because

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Speaker 1: you also just don't want to be creepy and stand

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00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 1: too close to someone. And do you like standing by

733
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 1: the face board? Are you one of those people? Why

734
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,080
Speaker 1: do you do you prefer to stand in the corner

735
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,839
Speaker 1: where the buttons are you can help push them for people.

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00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 1: We got buttons on both sides. Um six. I like

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00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:44,800
Speaker 1: pushing my buttons myself. I hate when someone's like what

738
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: FLOORI and I'm like yeah, and they always there's a

739
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 1: pause there where they want to be treated like a

740
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: king for doing it, like you hit one, you hit eleven?

741
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: Like stop, like you had fun doing it? You like

742
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 1: seeing it laid up? Where do you stand when you

743
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: walk in? If no one's in the elevator, of course

744
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: I go to the buttons. If one person is in

745
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 1: the elevator close to the buttons, I go far away

746
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: from them. Are you afraid of they're fearing an elevator,

747
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,720
Speaker 1: like as a woman, like especially if it's like thirty floors,

748
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 1: like did the floors amount to more? Fear like this

749
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:28,280
Speaker 1: lower D elevator, the older D elevator, Like, what's the woman,

750
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 1: just because like if a guy comes on and you're oh,

751
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: I thought you meant like a rickety elevator. No, no, no,

752
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 1: I just mean like like being in there with a

753
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 1: with a guy that you don't know it's stranger. Um,

754
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,799
Speaker 1: you know, it depends on the vibe they're giving off. Yeah,

755
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like, I'll just get off on a I

756
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: would just protect myself and get off. Even if I

757
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 1: press like floor seventy and the guy's a creep, I

758
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: would press a floor right away to get off. Um

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00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:59,240
Speaker 1: good one glazer, Yeah, and just go oh I forgot

760
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: like and I wouldn't even make an excuse. I just

761
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,960
Speaker 1: feel like you're creepy. Like owning when a guy is

762
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 1: creeping you out is a good thing to do. The

763
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: other night, I was walking Luigi and it was at night,

764
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:14,439
Speaker 1: and this guy came out of nowhere running. I heard

765
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: first of all. I heard running first, and before you

766
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 1: get attacked as a woman, generally, the guy's gonna just

767
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 1: just you know, like like a jaguar stalking. They're slow

768
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: and then it's and then it's fast. I mean, it's

769
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: gonna be like four four like and then it's they're

770
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 1: gonna get you. And so he came out of nowhere

771
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 1: running and I just go, oh my god, like I screamed,

772
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 1: like he was about to attack me. He was like,

773
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. He was running back into he forgot

774
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: his phone in a restaurant, and he was just you know,

775
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 1: like when you're just sort of like fun, I forgot thought,

776
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 1: and he was like when I go, you can't run

777
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 1: when you're a man at night, you can't don't run. Ever,

778
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:51,800
Speaker 1: He's like, I forgot this steak knife. I brought it

779
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 1: from the restaurant. I'm telling, oh my god, I can't

780
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: believe it many to like lay off of running around

781
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 1: women at night, it's so scary. Yeah, it was not good.

782
00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 1: But in the elevator the other day, I find that

783
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 1: when I have Luigi, because usually I'm just taking him

784
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: out for a walk, um, he becomes the topic of

785
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 1: conversation and people go oh, and Luigi starts to like

786
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: smell them and I'm trying to like pull him away

787
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 1: because he just wants to smell her shoe, and they

788
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: often go He's so cute, and I go thanks, and

789
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 1: then my my line is I birthed him because it's

790
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 1: like when it's not a very responsibility that he's like,

791
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 1: I go thanks, like I have some kind of saying it,

792
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,879
Speaker 1: like I can that I see it, I can see

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00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 1: it in yeah. Uh. Next story, a student interrupts her

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00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 1: online class as she starts venting about a breakup over

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00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 1: three minutes. Other students tried to warn her in the

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00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 1: chat that she was not muted, and everyone was confused

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00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: why the teacher didn't mute her. She was also going

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00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,839
Speaker 1: so she talking to someone else? Yeah, so I think

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00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 1: happened basically because one of the other students posted this

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00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 1: on TikTok of course, and um, I think she probably

801
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: like picked up a phone call, thought she muted her class,

802
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 1: and she started telling her friend about the breakup. She

803
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:15,839
Speaker 1: also talked about how she drove her car the wrong

804
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:20,760
Speaker 1: way down a one way road for over three minutes.

805
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Speaker 1: Robert Durst of how he found out that teacher sucks.

806
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: It's in defense of the teacher. The teacher did offer

807
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 1: to stay stay after class, and some people were saying,

808
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 1: like maybe the teacher didn't know how to mute the

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00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 1: student on the program. Well, this the teacher could have

810
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: just cut in and said, hey, you're you're But I

811
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 1: think there's sometimes teachers just you know, the teacher that

812
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 1: you're doing something embarrassing or you're talking, and they just

813
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: stay silent and wait for you to be embarrassed or

814
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: something like so that the whole they just kind of

815
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 1: like play with the idea that they can kind of

816
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:02,240
Speaker 1: humiliate you. Yeah, I think it's I don't like this teacher.

817
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 1: I think they should have interrupted because they have the

818
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,720
Speaker 1: girl turned the volume of the class down and couldn't

819
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 1: hear people like, hey, put your mute back on. Yeah, okay,

820
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 1: maybe we don't have the whole story. Um. Also, if

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Speaker 1: I were that teacher, I would have let it run

822
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 1: to something funny about her turning down her teacher because

823
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: she's like, I don't want to learn about biology. Meanwhile

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00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 1: he's telling her that she's given away her secrets, but

825
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 1: she So who's in fault there? The girl that had

826
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: already turned down the teacher? No, what's that? No? The

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00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 1: girl is, Yeah, yeah, the girl is. I mean, what's

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00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 1: the most embarrassing thing you guys have done on his Like,

829
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 1: have you guys had seen anything embarrassing, done anything embarrassing?

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00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 1: On a zoom. I mean, I just remember teachers going

831
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 1: out being out of line with me in person. But

832
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 1: you have you seen anything on zoom where someone thought

833
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: they were muted and they did something embarrassing? Yeah? What

834
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: have you seen? I was just on a zoom where

835
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 1: some but it was like so greatful, like talking about

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00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 1: how grateful they were that their partner got them a

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00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 1: dozen roses on Valentine's Day and they were like, I

838
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 1: just thought it was really sweet and like a surprise.

839
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 1: And then out of nowhere you hear someone go, I'd

840
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 1: like to order a dozen roses and they're making a

841
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:28,760
Speaker 1: vocal from the girl and loudly, and no one muted

842
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 1: them and they were like, yes, one dozen roses, it's

843
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 1: a delivery. Was everyone laughing? It was awkward. Yeah, that

844
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 1: is so funny. Funny when people don't know how to

845
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 1: mute and it just they're scrambling and you're like, just

846
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,839
Speaker 1: make me a co host so I can do this. Yeah,

847
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 1: that was that was recent. No, what did you so? Wi?

848
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: It wasn't um something that someone said, but the program

849
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 1: that we were using, it put this one guy up

850
00:46:56,520 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: on like the first page, and um, all of a sudden,

851
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 1: I noticed him like picking his ear and then like

852
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:05,359
Speaker 1: looking at it and like rolling it around and then

853
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:09,359
Speaker 1: like pulling his eyebrow thing going back into his ear,

854
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 1: like just I guess he I don't know if he

855
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 1: just as comfortable or if he if he just forgot

856
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 1: or didn't think that anyone could see him. I don't know.

857
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 1: I feel like, yes, we should keep all that stuff

858
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 1: to ourselves. But who does not pick their nose? By

859
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 1: the way, who the fund doesn't? I don't who is

860
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 1: someone who would never pick I understand not doing it

861
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,800
Speaker 1: in front of people and like trying to be but

862
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: to act like you don't pick your nose? What do

863
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 1: you do when you have a booker up there? Just

864
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:48,399
Speaker 1: come on, I got my nose on perfect strangers really

865
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 1: might have ate it. I don't know he ate it.

866
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: I wasn't going to bring it up, but I'm glad

867
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: that I wasn't going to say it. I really wasn't.

868
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 1: I was your story. I really was not. I told

869
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: you I wasn't going to ever share that, but you

870
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:07,400
Speaker 1: share everything around it that you know. I can't hold myself.

871
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I love that you're sharing it, but like, yeah,

872
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 1: we hadn't dare you make me say this. I really

873
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 1: wasn't going to say it because I just felt like

874
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 1: we There is a video of Andrew looking out of

875
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 1: a window during a writer's meeting, maybe on a ledge,

876
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:30,239
Speaker 1: and picking his nose and then eating it. And this

877
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,800
Speaker 1: was during a writer's meeting, the final writer's meeting of

878
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 1: Perfect Strangers. And I love in the video because you

879
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: can hear me furiously typing, like like you know, we

880
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 1: were supposed to do right at that moment, and he

881
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: ate it. He did it twice. Actually it was one eat,

882
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 1: one second pick. I think it was eating both times.

883
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 1: You like you stopped at your mouth for eating. It

884
00:48:55,800 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: was more of a tasty eating. I got a bowl

885
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 1: of boogers. I don't have a bowl. Was tasting. It's

886
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:07,320
Speaker 1: like a wine tasting where you like pick your buggers

887
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 1: and then swish them around your mouth and spit them out. Yeah,

888
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 1: my boogers. Also when you bite, you bite your nails.

889
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 1: Just when I am not judging, I swear to God,

890
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 1: I'm not judging you a booger. Never really, you know,

891
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: I would admit that. I don't know. I don't care.

892
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 1: I just you karate chop your ship. It's just no

893
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 1: karate shop by ship. I'm sorry. I didn't mean I

894
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: would glad. I was talking about it that day. Yeah, yeah,

895
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:42,000
Speaker 1: I will touch my own poop to like Karate chop it.

896
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:43,960
Speaker 1: But then I washed my hand off, but I didn't.

897
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 1: I don't eat it. Why did you kate? Because it

898
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 1: wasn't going down and I just didn't want to make

899
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 1: There wasn't any plunger. There was only a brush, and

900
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,320
Speaker 1: I didn't want the brush to have like ship on it.

901
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:01,800
Speaker 1: So I us put my hand and I chopped it

902
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:05,800
Speaker 1: in half with my fingers, and then I went to

903
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 1: the sink and I scrubbed my fingers like I you know,

904
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:12,400
Speaker 1: like I was trying to scrape off the skin. I

905
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:14,879
Speaker 1: got it, and I kept smelling them after I dry

906
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,319
Speaker 1: it and do it again, you know, just to make

907
00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:19,240
Speaker 1: sure it got underneath the nails, on the paper towel everything.

908
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 1: And it was laughing so hard. It was just like

909
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 1: maybe one or two stabs. Yeah, but I lost the

910
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:38,280
Speaker 1: taste for them after ten, I think, and I wonder

911
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 1: why now, But I would eat pieces of skin that

912
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:44,959
Speaker 1: I pick off. I love pieces of skin. Oh my god,

913
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:50,760
Speaker 1: it's a dust and snot mucus. It's your body's defense

914
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:54,360
Speaker 1: to you know, it's it's like pus, so it is

915
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:57,160
Speaker 1: like eating your own skin. It's your body. Yeah, I

916
00:50:57,239 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 1: would eat a scab too. I probably a scape. One

917
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 1: time my tongue fell off and I ate that. Wait

918
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 1: wait wait wait, we gotta go to break. We're coming back.

919
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, Cliffhanger, Columbine and on your tongue. We'll

920
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 1: be right back and we'll learn about Columbine. We have

921
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,399
Speaker 1: a great details about that coming up that you've never

922
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: heard of. And then also when any ate her tongue,

923
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 1: I believe I know the story, but it's a good

924
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: one and I can't wait here to get all right,

925
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:34,799
Speaker 1: we're back on you tell us what you mean when

926
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:38,640
Speaker 1: you say I ate my tongue. Okay. I was in Moscow, Russia,

927
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 1: at a museum with my family and I had a

928
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 1: sore throat and my mom was like, oh, you need

929
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 1: to suck on a vitamin C. And she pulls she

930
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:50,080
Speaker 1: has vitamins in her purse and we're walking around this

931
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:52,760
Speaker 1: museum and she hands me like a horse pill sized

932
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 1: vitamin C, like something that you swallow, and I was like,

933
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 1: this is not a chewable this is and she goes, no, no, No,

934
00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 1: you put it on your tongue and just slowly suck

935
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 1: on it, very slowly, and it's like you will have

936
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 1: north north no sore throat within an hour or two.

937
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, so I listened to my mom.

938
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,360
Speaker 1: I put it on my tongue. I'm walking around the

939
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 1: museum very slowly for an hour sucking on this thing.

940
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:19,560
Speaker 1: Not wildly sucking on it, just normal, you know. And

941
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 1: then I'm like, I feel weird. And I go in

942
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 1: the bathroom an hour later and I look at my

943
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 1: tongue and I'm like, what the fuck? And there is

944
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 1: the exact shape of this horse pill on my tongue.

945
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:36,279
Speaker 1: The pills now gone, it's dissolved, and it's just a

946
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,360
Speaker 1: white thing on my tongue and I'm like, what is that.

947
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:43,279
Speaker 1: I touched it and it lifts off and it's a

948
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:50,839
Speaker 1: huge chunk of my tongue that has no blood. It's

949
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 1: just super red under it. Yeah, it like dissolved the

950
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 1: top layer of my tongue. I'm I'm saying like like

951
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:04,360
Speaker 1: three four elimator millimeters like a lot, yes, and I

952
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, what the funk? And then I'm

953
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 1: fascinated by it because It's almost the size of a tablet.

954
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: And then I somehow detach it and I'm holding a

955
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 1: piece of my tongue and I just go, oh, my

956
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 1: fucking god, and then I ate it. It was like involuntary.

957
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 1: I just could not eat it. It was so weird.

958
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: And then I walked out of the bathroom. I told

959
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 1: my sister, I go, dude, part of my tongue just

960
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,279
Speaker 1: fell off and I ate it and I stuck my

961
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 1: tongue out and she could not stop laughing. She's like,

962
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 1: what the fun? There was a huge hole in your tongue.

963
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,239
Speaker 1: Could you like keep your praising it? Like could you

964
00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 1: keep like a stack of three pennies in the hole perfectly?

965
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 1: Like fill it up? You could put an earpod in

966
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 1: it almost definitely like this whole part of an earpod.

967
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:46,880
Speaker 1: What yeah? Yeah? And then it grew back on you.

968
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:51,000
Speaker 1: I wonder if rejuvenated like in your cells, like and

969
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 1: then went right to your tongue. You know what is

970
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 1: it about? Like things like having a craving Last night,

971
00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:01,839
Speaker 1: I um, I was craving pickles. So there's just times

972
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 1: where I just want pepper chenie, Like I could eat

973
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:06,800
Speaker 1: an entire jar of those or pickles, you know, And

974
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:08,800
Speaker 1: so I googled it to see, like what does it

975
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:13,040
Speaker 1: mean when you're craving pickles? And it means you're thirsty.

976
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 1: It means you're, you know, dehydrated and you need to

977
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:20,759
Speaker 1: drink more water. Why don't I crave water when I'm dehydrated?

978
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:24,240
Speaker 1: Like why pickles? Then like there's gotta be something else,

979
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:29,120
Speaker 1: and it's you want sodium when you're really Yeah, but

980
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 1: it doesn't make sense to me why you would want pickles.

981
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:33,719
Speaker 1: But I just got I can I just ate an

982
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: entire jar of pickles? It was so freaking good. Do

983
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,760
Speaker 1: you think if you chug water you would still want pickles?

984
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 1: I think you kind of would. I think it would

985
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 1: sat And it's like I think you'd want them less.

986
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 1: I do. I do believe after reading that. Yeah, But

987
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 1: there's just sometimes where I'm just like craving a certain

988
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 1: food and like, what's going on here? Girl Scout cookies?

989
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 1: And it's like, what's your favorite Girl Scout cookie? Oh

990
00:54:57,239 --> 00:55:03,400
Speaker 1: my god? Yeah, this is an elevator conversation I had

991
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:05,839
Speaker 1: with the two women the other day. I go, we're

992
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 1: talking Girl Scout cookies. So she goes, I hate coconut

993
00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:10,759
Speaker 1: I will not eat coconut and the other girls like

994
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 1: I love And I was like, is this girl scout talk?

995
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:15,839
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I love Samoa purple box. Wait,

996
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 1: samoa is what's samoa? Is that the coconut Those the

997
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:21,239
Speaker 1: ones that are like rings and they have coconut and

998
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 1: then chocolate driss on top and they're like brown, like toasted.

999
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 1: Oh she had thin mint and the peanut butter, thin

1000
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 1: mint and a freezer. It's a hard cream. I do

1001
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:36,840
Speaker 1: like thin mints, but it's not like I'm not writing.

1002
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 1: I'd rather just have like a really warm chocolate chip cookie.

1003
00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:43,280
Speaker 1: Like they're not better than anything else. That would be deconant.

1004
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people are. And the peanut

1005
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 1: butter cookies there one of the chocolate and then the

1006
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:51,960
Speaker 1: peanut butter inside. Oh yeah those I've never had those

1007
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:53,279
Speaker 1: because I used to hate peanut butter as a kid.

1008
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:57,840
Speaker 1: But I bet they're really good. I'm never zest. I

1009
00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 1: cannot go. I'm I'm doing pretty whatever, doing pretty good,

1010
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:04,360
Speaker 1: like I'm being like in shape and eating well and

1011
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 1: what all that. And then around thirty pm, I just

1012
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:11,279
Speaker 1: they just start talking to me. The cookies. I could

1013
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 1: hear them. I'm not even kidding. Sugar is insane, addictive,

1014
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 1: There's just no question about it. But I think I

1015
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 1: wonder if they're not, if they weren't in the house,

1016
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:25,120
Speaker 1: would I still have knowing that they're that close. It's

1017
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:28,560
Speaker 1: just a problem, But I also, you know, but it's

1018
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 1: also de Yeah, you gotta live a little because if

1019
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:36,600
Speaker 1: you don't, the second you get around something, you're gonna

1020
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 1: go fucking wild. It's always struck me as wild that

1021
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 1: you don't, Nikki, you don't really have a big sweet too,

1022
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:48,000
Speaker 1: You can't. I have the biggest I lived on candy

1023
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:49,959
Speaker 1: as a kid. Sweet. I go to the sweet factory

1024
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:54,040
Speaker 1: of them all spend seven dollars, which back in a

1025
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 1: fucking ton of money to spend on candy, and I

1026
00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 1: would just get, you know, the gummy bottle caps, the

1027
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:06,760
Speaker 1: gummy gummy peat drinks, gummy watermelons, chocolate covered gummy bears.

1028
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:10,960
Speaker 1: Uh nerds, nerds. I mean, I I love, I love,

1029
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:14,279
Speaker 1: I love sugar. I just don't let myself have it

1030
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:16,960
Speaker 1: because I just can't control myself around it. It's just

1031
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 1: not worth. It's just the same as alcohol. And and

1032
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 1: um oh no, I thought, um, there's this thing smart

1033
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 1: sweets that I really like that are like lower sugar,

1034
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 1: and I have those sometimes, but I find that if

1035
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 1: you don't have it, you don't crave it. Yes, you know,

1036
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 1: it's like the same with um, you know, alcohol and weed.

1037
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:40,440
Speaker 1: Like I love it, I definitely like I want it

1038
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,240
Speaker 1: all the time when I'm having it, but if I

1039
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 1: don't have it, I just kind of it's just I

1040
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 1: just put it in the category of like it's just

1041
00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,920
Speaker 1: off limits to me. I just can't. It doesn't make

1042
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:51,920
Speaker 1: me feel it makes me feel insane, you know. I

1043
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 1: feel like with drinking, like sugar could honestly be more

1044
00:57:56,080 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 1: of an addiction than drinking, just because like you could

1045
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 1: just eat sugar and it's like it's not that big.

1046
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 1: But an alcohol, like to me, it's like there's an

1047
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 1: immediate effect of alcohol too. There is an immediate effect.

1048
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:11,480
Speaker 1: I mean drunk and you say stupid things and I know,

1049
00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 1: but I'm just thinking of like when I would drink,

1050
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be like, oh no, I'm just gonna try

1051
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 1: to get one in before I go to bed, you know,

1052
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:21,280
Speaker 1: It's like it would be like for a thing. So

1053
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:23,200
Speaker 1: like when I have alcohol in the house, it doesn't

1054
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:26,680
Speaker 1: call my name as much. As the fucking thin mint would. Right,

1055
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Speaker 1: I'm different. It's funny. I'm writing a song right now

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00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 1: called give Me Sugar, and it's all about that. It's

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00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 1: about how like, well, I used to drink, I used

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00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 1: to smoke, so like, just give me some sugar. That's

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00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 1: all I want, Like I used to do all these

1060
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 1: other things, which sugar is like my last thing. And

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00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 1: it's just like a desperate song from the point of

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00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:49,000
Speaker 1: view of a total addict. And it's really funny. I

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00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 1: love that and you can hear it at Rockwood at

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00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 1: seven pm, yes on Thursday night. Yeah. Nice promo. If

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00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:59,920
Speaker 1: you're reading the book club of the Week for the Besties,

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00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:02,840
Speaker 1: um Bussi's book club that we announced on them, well,

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00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 1: I'm on on our Instagram. It's called Talking with Strangers.

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00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 1: We're Talking to Strangers, Talking Talking to Strangers by Malcolm

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00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 1: Gladwell There. I just read chapter nine last night and

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00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:15,960
Speaker 1: it's all about alcohol and it really opened my eyes

1071
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:17,600
Speaker 1: to some things about alcohol that I did not know

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00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 1: and I'm excited to discuss them when we all read

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00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:23,760
Speaker 1: that book together. Know we're probably gonna do it later

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00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,840
Speaker 1: after after the break the season to break, but um,

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00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,760
Speaker 1: we have two episodes for you this week, so it's

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00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:34,440
Speaker 1: going to be this one and also tomorrow. But it's Monday,

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00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 1: so you know what that means. Top one, bottom one.

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00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 1: Let's do it. The category today is bad words bad words.

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00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:44,800
Speaker 1: Your favorite bad word, your least favorite bad word, and

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00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:54,800
Speaker 1: I'm going to eliminate the obvious worst bad word, yes,

1081
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:59,000
Speaker 1: because that's but that's not even a word I would

1082
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 1: like put in with bad words. There's a little bad word.

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01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:09,440
Speaker 1: It's bad bad. Yeah, yeah, it's a bad word. It

1084
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:12,400
Speaker 1: would get leaped on TV even if you know who,

1085
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:16,400
Speaker 1: no matter who, seven would say, right, sure, But okay,

1086
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:18,920
Speaker 1: so bad words just anything that would make a kid

1087
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 1: go like that's bad. Yeah. Um, so I'm just gonna

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01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 1: remove the N words because I just don't want to

1089
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 1: get like, okay, you actually think motherfucker's worse than the

1090
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:32,760
Speaker 1: N word? Obviously the N word Trump's all um as

1091
01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:37,560
Speaker 1: do any slurs. So let's start with bad because we

1092
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 1: always do that on you. What is your least favorite

1093
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:45,920
Speaker 1: curse word? If slurs are allowed, no they're not, they're not.

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01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:49,480
Speaker 1: I would say like racial slurs are not allowed because

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01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:53,200
Speaker 1: they should all be just like obviously, there goes your

1096
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:58,160
Speaker 1: there goes your favorite, there goes my best. I don't

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01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:01,440
Speaker 1: like it when a guy says a girl's a bitch

1098
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:06,800
Speaker 1: or like a a slut maybe, but when a girl does,

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01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:08,880
Speaker 1: I don't know why. When a guy does it, I'm like,

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01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 1: all right, or I guess the obvious one is the

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01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 1: C word? Um is it? Because I love the C word?

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01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 1: But um, okay, what are we doing here? Bitch is

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01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:26,880
Speaker 1: so you're you're a framing it like it wouldn't men

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01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,720
Speaker 1: say it? Or what about if a woman called you

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01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 1: a bit? It's I guess if it's in a hateful

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01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:34,800
Speaker 1: sense of a guy being like, she's such a fucking slut,

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01:01:35,240 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 1: I think we're thinking of this as well. I guess

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01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:41,320
Speaker 1: it could be okay, yes, context of like what is funny,

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01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 1: that's a different thing. But if they really mean it,

1110
01:01:43,920 --> 01:01:47,280
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like it's a turn off. I mean, yeah,

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01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:49,200
Speaker 1: it's it's a mean word, but I feel like any

1112
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:51,520
Speaker 1: word that once you're at least favorite of all the

1113
01:01:51,600 --> 01:01:56,280
Speaker 1: things that a man could call a woman. Yeah, slut

1114
01:01:56,440 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 1: overcont over, bitch? Yeah think so, my mom. Never sorry,

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01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:04,840
Speaker 1: I'm going to say bitch because I did get into

1116
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:08,440
Speaker 1: a huge fight with an X about he whispered you're

1117
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 1: a bitch in my ear really quietly, and we had

1118
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 1: a huge fight. And that was and I remember like

1119
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 1: whispering because he was talking about how much he loved

1120
01:02:20,560 --> 01:02:22,600
Speaker 1: this Jackson Brown song and I was like, didn't he

1121
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:25,680
Speaker 1: like abuse Daryl Hannah? And we got into some fight

1122
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 1: about that, and then he whispered in my ear, you're

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01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 1: a fucking bitch, and he left and then we had

1124
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:34,720
Speaker 1: a huge fight and then we broke up. I think

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01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:36,400
Speaker 1: that was the worst thing I ever heard. And then

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01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:39,920
Speaker 1: you beat a two leader of water. It was a

1127
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:45,640
Speaker 1: gallon of water. I think I did that story. I

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01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:55,680
Speaker 1: so bitch for me, though sometimes I don't want to

1129
01:02:55,680 --> 01:03:00,320
Speaker 1: call my mom a bit because for obvious reasons, teenage angst.

1130
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:04,720
Speaker 1: She was one. You know, yeah, adults as well, but

1131
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:10,200
Speaker 1: teenage angst that still permeates my adulthood. Um, my mom,

1132
01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:13,160
Speaker 1: nothing would set her off more than calling her. But

1133
01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:15,600
Speaker 1: it was the number obviously, you know, but like in

1134
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:17,680
Speaker 1: a way that I've never seen my mom so angry,

1135
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:22,560
Speaker 1: you know, like it it would be because guess what.

1136
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:26,320
Speaker 1: I remember someone saying this about some woman and they

1137
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:29,360
Speaker 1: were like, you know, I called her crazy ones and

1138
01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 1: you know who hates being called crazy crazy people, and

1139
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:37,480
Speaker 1: so honestly, my mom when she would be this. My

1140
01:03:37,560 --> 01:03:39,920
Speaker 1: sister and I talked about it the other day and

1141
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:44,400
Speaker 1: we were saying, how, um, how we were remembering how

1142
01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:46,160
Speaker 1: like calling my mom a bitch would be like the

1143
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:48,360
Speaker 1: worst thing ever. And I remember just switching it to

1144
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 1: be I would be like, you're being a b right now,

1145
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:52,240
Speaker 1: because it was just such it would just set her

1146
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:55,440
Speaker 1: off and make her so she couldn't you You wouldn't

1147
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 1: even she couldn't function if you you. It would just

1148
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:01,320
Speaker 1: it would take a calm and an argument from a

1149
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:03,320
Speaker 1: place of like getting things out and like kind of

1150
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:07,840
Speaker 1: accomplishing your anger to like just no just unbridled anger.

1151
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:12,480
Speaker 1: And my sister said, it's it's weird that mom hated

1152
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:17,200
Speaker 1: that word because she could call us. We got called

1153
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:22,280
Speaker 1: bitches all the time, both lovingly and in an anger,

1154
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:25,560
Speaker 1: but calling my mom that, I it just was it

1155
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:27,840
Speaker 1: was it was. I don't know why she hated that

1156
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:30,720
Speaker 1: word so much, because I've never really hated being called

1157
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:32,720
Speaker 1: a bit. I think I'd rather be called a bit

1158
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:34,840
Speaker 1: by my kid than when they start calling you by

1159
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:36,959
Speaker 1: your real name. Calling a man a bitch is such

1160
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,440
Speaker 1: a different meaning, but you know what I mean, Like

1161
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:43,840
Speaker 1: Andrew Todd if my kid was like, okay, Andrew, Oh god, yeah,

1162
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:49,680
Speaker 1: that kid is getting But to calling a woman a

1163
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:53,920
Speaker 1: bitch firstus calling a man a bit very different, very

1164
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:57,040
Speaker 1: different kind of bitches. It's like, well, calling a man

1165
01:04:57,120 --> 01:05:01,240
Speaker 1: a bitches saying he's a woman or he's saying he's weak.

1166
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:03,360
Speaker 1: Where you're calling a woman a bitch is almost like

1167
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:08,320
Speaker 1: you're too strong, Like tone it down? Why does that so? Um?

1168
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:12,840
Speaker 1: My least favorite one is probably when men say titties.

1169
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:19,040
Speaker 1: It's just disgusting to me, like her titties. Um, it

1170
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:22,640
Speaker 1: just grosses me out. I don't want. I don't like

1171
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:24,959
Speaker 1: that word. I don't think men should use that word.

1172
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:30,320
Speaker 1: Um is fine, boobs, breasts. I'm going to add also,

1173
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:33,080
Speaker 1: but breast isn't a bad word. But breast is almost

1174
01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:37,080
Speaker 1: more disgusting than titties. Um, I don't want. Like some

1175
01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:39,240
Speaker 1: The other day, this guy was miking me on set

1176
01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:42,360
Speaker 1: for Perfect Strangers Too, and he was like, and you

1177
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:43,960
Speaker 1: could just took the wire up beneath your breast, and

1178
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:49,040
Speaker 1: I was like, oh god, I would prefer him to.

1179
01:05:50,520 --> 01:05:52,920
Speaker 1: It was just so like I just didn't like it,

1180
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:55,640
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna go with titties, Andrew, what's your least favorite,

1181
01:05:56,480 --> 01:06:00,480
Speaker 1: my least favorite, I'm I'm kind of I think steering

1182
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:02,040
Speaker 1: a little bit away from it. But I think this

1183
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:05,240
Speaker 1: will make you angry too. It's when someone writes on

1184
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:09,240
Speaker 1: Instagram or Facebook and they spell ship or fuck and

1185
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:14,600
Speaker 1: they just take one letter and make it the right right.

1186
01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:17,560
Speaker 1: They put an exclamation mark for the eye and ship

1187
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:19,640
Speaker 1: or like that other thing that I don't know what

1188
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:24,120
Speaker 1: that sign or the asterix, yeah, an asterix instead to

1189
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:27,680
Speaker 1: feel like that they're like a better person. Oh so

1190
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:34,040
Speaker 1: they're because some people do it on TikTok because so

1191
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:37,280
Speaker 1: it doesn't get flagged. I get that. Yes, I don't

1192
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:40,320
Speaker 1: think it's It doesn't bother me. I understand trying to

1193
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:44,080
Speaker 1: keep your like, keep it clean for the kids. I

1194
01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:46,240
Speaker 1: know that it's just like the same thing because I

1195
01:06:46,320 --> 01:06:48,160
Speaker 1: have a shirt that says like fun factory Farming, and

1196
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:50,120
Speaker 1: I would not wear it if it said the word funk,

1197
01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:53,720
Speaker 1: but it says f you know, uh asterix c K,

1198
01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:56,360
Speaker 1: and it just is that way. I can wear that

1199
01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:59,120
Speaker 1: really in your mind to me, it just know it's

1200
01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:00,840
Speaker 1: I know it's the same, but it's just like It's

1201
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:04,200
Speaker 1: just I there's something about seeing the word funk that

1202
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:06,360
Speaker 1: is a lot more intense. If it doesn't have that,

1203
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:08,360
Speaker 1: it softens it in a way for me, at least

1204
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:10,480
Speaker 1: to me. It hardens to me. I'm like, I pay

1205
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:13,479
Speaker 1: more attention to it. I go, oh, fuck, no, what's

1206
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:18,760
Speaker 1: your least favorite? My least favorite, uh is idiot calling

1207
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:21,560
Speaker 1: someone an idiot because I think it's like not empathetic

1208
01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:27,280
Speaker 1: at all. Yeah, it is mean when I when I

1209
01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:31,680
Speaker 1: sometimes slip and say it, I it's like it leaves

1210
01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:33,600
Speaker 1: a taste in my mouth, like I'm just like, oh

1211
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:37,200
Speaker 1: that wasn't that was? It just feels so it's me

1212
01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:40,680
Speaker 1: and like you just don't the person's background, and it's

1213
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:44,640
Speaker 1: like the complete lack of empathy. I just think that's

1214
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:48,800
Speaker 1: my least favorite anything they say. It's like a way

1215
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:51,040
Speaker 1: to be like you're just an idiot. Like then it's

1216
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:54,400
Speaker 1: like okay, well now yes say it. Maybe like you

1217
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:56,760
Speaker 1: idiot is a little bit more loving, but being like

1218
01:07:56,880 --> 01:08:00,320
Speaker 1: you're such a fucking idiot like that is fuck it though,

1219
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:04,960
Speaker 1: is really fun. Call yourself fucking idiot is funny. Yeah yeah, yeah,

1220
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:09,040
Speaker 1: I'm a idiot idiot. Although those words matter, I know,

1221
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:11,720
Speaker 1: that you think. They don't. They don't when someone like

1222
01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:13,640
Speaker 1: says bad things to yourself. I used to think it

1223
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:17,120
Speaker 1: didn't matter. But if you, like, say, if you speak

1224
01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:18,800
Speaker 1: to a plant and call it a fucking idiot or

1225
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:21,560
Speaker 1: a glass of water, They've done like studies like language

1226
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:23,360
Speaker 1: and like talk like. I used to think that you

1227
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:25,439
Speaker 1: could just say to your dog, like if it was

1228
01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:29,040
Speaker 1: like in a nice tone, like a fucking idiot, you're

1229
01:08:29,040 --> 01:08:31,800
Speaker 1: a dumb little piece of ship, that it wouldn't matter.

1230
01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:34,599
Speaker 1: But they realized that animals actually know what you're saying,

1231
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:37,120
Speaker 1: so even if you do it in a tone, it

1232
01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:39,439
Speaker 1: could hurt his feelings. So I only I never do

1233
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:40,960
Speaker 1: that to Luigi. I used to think it was really

1234
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:43,200
Speaker 1: funny to say mean things and like a cute voice,

1235
01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:44,960
Speaker 1: and now I don't do it. I always say I

1236
01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:47,680
Speaker 1: love you, I love you so much, I love you,

1237
01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:50,720
Speaker 1: and I was just kidding m and I only say

1238
01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:52,920
Speaker 1: nice things now. But it used to be like a

1239
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,040
Speaker 1: bit I did. But now I know that dogs actually

1240
01:08:55,160 --> 01:09:02,320
Speaker 1: understand the difference between you know, they're all dogs in

1241
01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:07,840
Speaker 1: New Yorker cartoons. Okay, let's go to final thought and

1242
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:13,519
Speaker 1: go through our favorites. Any favorite bad word Oh, you

1243
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:16,760
Speaker 1: know what. My my friend Bob is German, and I

1244
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:18,920
Speaker 1: never knew how to say ship in German. But it's

1245
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,360
Speaker 1: shayza and he says this thing and I say it

1246
01:09:21,479 --> 01:09:23,840
Speaker 1: all the time. Whenever he's you know, stubs his toe

1247
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:26,240
Speaker 1: or whatever. He always goes, shi is a manelli And

1248
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:30,519
Speaker 1: I say it all the time. And that's fun. Um wait,

1249
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:35,519
Speaker 1: what was that one? Uses? Uses juices? You taught me

1250
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:41,840
Speaker 1: the Russian and it means what horrible uses. I love

1251
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:44,280
Speaker 1: that word, but that's not mine mine. But um, that

1252
01:09:44,400 --> 01:09:47,519
Speaker 1: one's a good one? Is fun? Yeah, I do like

1253
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:52,320
Speaker 1: a jokey kind of like fudge cycle whatever it is

1254
01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:55,599
Speaker 1: like that you say, Like, Um, I'm trying to think

1255
01:09:55,640 --> 01:09:58,000
Speaker 1: of a good one, but I can't right now. Man,

1256
01:09:58,080 --> 01:10:00,400
Speaker 1: I heard some funny. I was listening to an interview

1257
01:10:00,479 --> 01:10:05,120
Speaker 1: with I'm becoming I'm coming becoming like obsessed. I have

1258
01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:08,120
Speaker 1: a new obsession Phoebe Bridgers, the musician, and I'm I'm

1259
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:10,200
Speaker 1: kind of like consuming everything about her right now because

1260
01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:14,240
Speaker 1: I'm just like into it. And she was talking about

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Speaker 1: she was doing this Rolling Stone interview and she just

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Speaker 1: kept dropping all of these like jarget like just kind

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Speaker 1: of like fun words, and she said, um uh, when

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Speaker 1: when you're out in public and you get recognized when

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Speaker 1: you're like an indie artist or like it's called rock ignized,

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Speaker 1: which I liked. And then she also said that me

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Speaker 1: and you know, me and Connor overs were torbeting for

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Speaker 1: a while, which is like when you're on tour and

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Speaker 1: you like sometimes are in the same city. I liked

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Speaker 1: that a lot too. I like where it's like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's it's it's good stuff. Um okay, my favorite one

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Speaker 1: is probably it's it's probably count. I like it because

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Speaker 1: it just packs, it packs a punch it. I don't

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Speaker 1: I think it's kind of like it's so aggressive that

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Speaker 1: I feel like it takes. I would never really call

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Speaker 1: someone a count, I don't think. Um, I just it

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Speaker 1: just feels crunchy. I like it. I would never use

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Speaker 1: it to describe my actual vagina, you know. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: would be as creepy as today. Yeah, that would be

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Speaker 1: really that would be awful. Yeah that sounds like how

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Speaker 1: a rapist calls a vagina. You have a U T

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Speaker 1: I and my count. So it's like all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: Nis novel. It's funny anything of a doctor just being like,

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Speaker 1: so your cunt um, we're talking about your count like

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Speaker 1: it's like a medical term, like I would love that doctor.

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Speaker 1: I think, oh, dick is my favorite word. I like

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Speaker 1: the word dick too, A lot of it in a

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Speaker 1: sexual cont text. I just love dick like he's a dick.

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Speaker 1: Let me suck your dick. I just like it. I

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Speaker 1: think it's just it's another crunchy word and it just

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Speaker 1: covers a lot any bad word that you could use

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Speaker 1: multiple different ways. It's just so versatile. Yeah. Um, I

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Speaker 1: remember the first time I said fuck. I was sixteen.

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Speaker 1: I had never before. I was kind of a goody

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Speaker 1: two shoes and I was driving alone and it hit

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Speaker 1: me on the drive, no one is in this car.

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Speaker 1: I can say whatever I want. Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: could say the F word and I was like, are

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Speaker 1: you ready to say this? I don't know if you

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Speaker 1: could say we never said. I had never said the

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Speaker 1: first time we say it? When I was eleven. I

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01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:35,320
Speaker 1: remember my friends would make fun of me because I

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01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:37,400
Speaker 1: would spell out sex. I'd be like, so wait if

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Speaker 1: they had SCX. And then I drove home and I

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Speaker 1: could not Once I said funk once, it was like

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Speaker 1: I could not stop. I was like, fuck, fucking motherfucker.

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Speaker 1: It was so fun and it was like I never

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Speaker 1: stopped for the rest of my life. It's the best.

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Speaker 1: I remember saying when time I was watching or my

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Speaker 1: parents were talking about someone and I was like, God,

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Speaker 1: he's such a prick. And I was like fourth grade

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Speaker 1: and they were like, you do not Where did you

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Speaker 1: get there from? It's like, where do you think? Full house?

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Speaker 1: You pricks? That's where I got it from. Like fucking prick.

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Speaker 1: That's a good one, all right, what's your favorite? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Just just it's the best word. You could do so

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Speaker 1: much with comedically, it is just it's a little sprinkle

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Speaker 1: of every It's like everything. Uh uh, what's the everything? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Like that the you know, the what is it? The seasoning?

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Speaker 1: It's like a seasoning to any joke you put in

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Speaker 1: fox and it's, you know, the classics thing of like

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01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:51,000
Speaker 1: if you're comedian, you're trying out new material. Put put

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Speaker 1: funk all over the joke and it's going to get

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Speaker 1: more laughs. And then as it becomes enough to support

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Speaker 1: itself funny enough, take the fox out and if it's

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Speaker 1: still funny, and then you'll know if you have a

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Speaker 1: good joke. Do you feel that like with like taking

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Speaker 1: it out and then it's a good joke. Then if

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Speaker 1: you realize, oh, it could be funny without it, but

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Speaker 1: you kind of just like saying it because that's how

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01:14:12,960 --> 01:14:16,080
Speaker 1: you would tell a story anyway, you need to take

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Speaker 1: it out. I'm just saying, like, a joke should be

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Speaker 1: able to I think stand without it unless it's you know,

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Speaker 1: I just love a story that feels like you're excited

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Speaker 1: to tell it, and I think sometimes a fuck like

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Speaker 1: and then he fucking like was like it's a plate holder,

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Speaker 1: like the word like like I could take it out,

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Speaker 1: but it doesn't sound conversational. That's not how I talk

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Speaker 1: without saying like, so you can leave it in because

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01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:43,200
Speaker 1: I I did a set this past weekend and something

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01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:47,000
Speaker 1: happened to me on the way to the venue, and

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Speaker 1: I opened with a story about and it was so fun,

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01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:53,439
Speaker 1: but I did say funk a lot because I was

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01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:56,559
Speaker 1: still heated about what happened. This guy cut me off,

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01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:59,240
Speaker 1: and it's it was and this guy in a Dodge

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01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:01,960
Speaker 1: Charger he fucking cut no, but he cut me off.

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01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:05,439
Speaker 1: And he's the one with the tinted windows, you know,

1348
01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:08,040
Speaker 1: like so you don't know what's in there, but you

1349
01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:10,320
Speaker 1: know a Dodge charger comes with a gun package or whatever.

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01:15:10,439 --> 01:15:11,960
Speaker 1: I don't want to do the whold joke, but I

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01:15:12,120 --> 01:15:14,160
Speaker 1: was so nervous about yelling at the guy because he

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01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:16,680
Speaker 1: attended windows and I didn't know what, but I was like,

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01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:18,320
Speaker 1: I want to kill like he coming off in a

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01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:20,840
Speaker 1: way where like he planned it, like it was bad.

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Speaker 1: It was really bad, Like I almost you know what

1356
01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:25,280
Speaker 1: you should do is just slow down and not deal

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01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:27,960
Speaker 1: with it, and not because that person. Of course, they're

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01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:31,200
Speaker 1: off on purpose. Come on, Andrew, do you your girlfriend

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Speaker 1: in the car? No? I had my fucking Mr five

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Speaker 1: your girl for your other girl? Yeah, my other girlfriend,

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01:15:39,479 --> 01:15:43,200
Speaker 1: your girlfriend before you met what's her name? This one?

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01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:47,760
Speaker 1: Dry one? This fucking idiot, cunt bitch. Okay, so what

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01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:50,479
Speaker 1: did you do? We gotta go, So I go to

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Speaker 1: yell at him, and I drive up and I don't

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Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna say, like I I obviously I

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01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:56,400
Speaker 1: don't even think I was gonna say anything, but I

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01:15:56,520 --> 01:15:59,200
Speaker 1: wanted to really say something. And he rolls down his

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Speaker 1: window next to me, and I'm like, oh, he's already

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01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:06,240
Speaker 1: anticipating me. You get shot, dude. He pulls out a

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01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:08,720
Speaker 1: five dollar bill and gives it to a homeless man.

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Speaker 1: I swear to God, and so like if I yelled

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01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:17,400
Speaker 1: at him, I would just be God, give me money

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01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:20,000
Speaker 1: to a home. Like and I was like, how is

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01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:23,120
Speaker 1: this the same guy? Like it blew my mind, Like

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01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:27,240
Speaker 1: that's so funny, so funny. How is that the same guy?

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01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:31,880
Speaker 1: He was like in a hurry to do five for you,

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01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:34,519
Speaker 1: five for you, like held out, he goes five for you,

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01:16:35,040 --> 01:16:37,760
Speaker 1: five for you, like two different homeless. Have you ever

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01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:40,680
Speaker 1: given a homeless person over? But I gave a guy

1380
01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:43,400
Speaker 1: a Dodge charger who's giving money to a homeless person.

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01:16:43,720 --> 01:16:51,200
Speaker 1: A look, all right, that's so funny. God. I love

1382
01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:53,439
Speaker 1: when life gives you like a bit, like a thing

1383
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:56,280
Speaker 1: like that. That's just so absurd that you can and

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01:16:56,360 --> 01:16:57,920
Speaker 1: on the way to the show, you're already thinking of

1385
01:16:58,040 --> 01:17:00,280
Speaker 1: materially trying to think of like new stuff, something that

1386
01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:02,759
Speaker 1: you can be excited about, and you hate your old stuff,

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01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:04,840
Speaker 1: and you're like, just give me something that I could

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01:17:05,000 --> 01:17:07,479
Speaker 1: be excited about, and then that story I'll hate in

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01:17:07,560 --> 01:17:09,400
Speaker 1: like two weeks or they get great. Did you see

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01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:12,280
Speaker 1: that was my face on the wall there? I don't know,

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01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:15,760
Speaker 1: maybe it was like in the showroom room. Yeah, it

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01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:18,640
Speaker 1: looks like you've been out there. It's really I just

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01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:20,559
Speaker 1: know that my face is on the wall. I've never

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01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:23,000
Speaker 1: had my like put picture. There's what maybe one other

1395
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:24,720
Speaker 1: club that has like you know, they always have like

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01:17:24,760 --> 01:17:26,840
Speaker 1: comedians on the wall, and there's I only saw one face,

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01:17:26,960 --> 01:17:28,920
Speaker 1: and of course it was Chappelle. And I don't even

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01:17:28,960 --> 01:17:30,720
Speaker 1: know where I saw it, if it was outside or

1399
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:34,000
Speaker 1: inside or whatever. But yeah, I opened for Anthony DeVito,

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01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:36,320
Speaker 1: who if you don't know who he is? So funny

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01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:39,439
Speaker 1: did he's fucking the best even off stage to du

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01:17:39,560 --> 01:17:47,640
Speaker 1: Anthony DeVito is he really is? We got dinner beforehand

1403
01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:50,640
Speaker 1: and it was like he's doing a special, like a

1404
01:17:50,720 --> 01:17:54,080
Speaker 1: one man show about his dad who got murdered. Oh

1405
01:17:54,120 --> 01:17:58,240
Speaker 1: my god, mob shit whoa yeah, which is going to

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01:17:58,320 --> 01:18:01,000
Speaker 1: come out. He's going to Edinburgh to work whatever. Anyways,

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01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:04,920
Speaker 1: so check check out Anthony DeVito. We'll be back tomorrow. Yeah,

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01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:08,519
Speaker 1: go see Anya at Rockwood Music Hall, um and we

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Speaker 1: will be back tomorrow with one more episode. There's a

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Speaker 1: two episode week, but we'll see you tomorrow. Don't be

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Speaker 1: cut and Jack Rockwood