WEBVTT - we are going to be in squid games

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<v Speaker 1>That's done and.

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<v Speaker 2>Live from New York City. I'm learn should I started

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<v Speaker 2>off with something really exciting that I've been holding back

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<v Speaker 2>from you, but you kind of know about. Yes, you

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<v Speaker 2>finally get to see it. So the other night I

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<v Speaker 2>was hanging out without Drew. Miracle miracle occurrence. I say

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<v Speaker 2>miracle occurrence like I'm not always hanging out without you,

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<v Speaker 2>I just be hanging out. I got so many friends

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<v Speaker 2>and like some of them, I can't bring you around

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<v Speaker 2>because all of them are gonna gonna try and have

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<v Speaker 2>sex with Drew and I don't want to see it

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<v Speaker 2>because it makes me jealous. But the other night, I

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<v Speaker 2>was like hanging around some friends and we ended up

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<v Speaker 2>talking about Squid Game because we were all watching the

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<v Speaker 2>Squid Game Challenge and I was like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I could have one. I saw online that you can

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<v Speaker 2>sign up for the next Squid Game Challenge, like the

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<v Speaker 2>next season, and I looked it up and you can,

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<v Speaker 2>so I signed up. And but what I didn't realize

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<v Speaker 2>what I was signing up is you have to, like

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<v Speaker 2>which this makes sense, you have to upload pictures of

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<v Speaker 2>yourself and a video like a self tape, like they

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<v Speaker 2>said anywhere. It has to be like ten to twenty

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<v Speaker 2>seconds of why you should be in squid Game. So

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<v Speaker 2>I did it? And should I do that? I'll show

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<v Speaker 2>you that after, but I'll just say some of the

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<v Speaker 2>answers I had. What was funny about it is like

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<v Speaker 2>it it would be like, oh, what are you gonna

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<v Speaker 2>do with the money, but they had a list of things,

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<v Speaker 2>like you couldn't ride out exactly what you were gonna

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<v Speaker 2>do with the money. It was like a scroll down

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<v Speaker 2>list of things you would do. So it's like donate

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<v Speaker 2>some to charity, like buy a house for my family,

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<v Speaker 2>buy a house for me. One of them was relocate,

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<v Speaker 2>which is like how many criminals are signing up for

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<v Speaker 2>squid Game and they're like I must relocate.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait have you seen them? That's another tangent. But there

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<v Speaker 1>was like this like governmental program that like sent out

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<v Speaker 1>free baseball tickets to a bunch of like the most

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<v Speaker 1>wanted felons and criminals, like to their emails, and they

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<v Speaker 1>ended up arresting like almost two thousand people showed up

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<v Speaker 1>to this free game and they all got arrested.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that is so much, but also like come on now, it.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like murderers and killers and it was in like

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<v Speaker 1>the early two thousands.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's also so funny because like, why did you

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<v Speaker 2>think you were randomly getting a ticket?

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<v Speaker 1>Like they like pulled up and they were like like

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<v Speaker 1>just chopping it up with everyone, and they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I also committed a crime, and like people were getting

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<v Speaker 1>wise about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I'm gonna do that with everybody I find

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<v Speaker 2>attractive and then I'm not going to finish that sentence. Actually, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna practice self respect and control.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be hard for you. You don't have a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of respect for yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm lacking. I'm lacking. Really, can you get that

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<v Speaker 2>for me? For you?

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<v Speaker 1>And a lot of things?

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<v Speaker 2>What else?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna go there. I'm not gonna go there.

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<v Speaker 2>You're been trying to convince me to like get a

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<v Speaker 2>boob job, to get bigger boobs because he says that

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes they're hidden under my clothes and he doesn't like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's just like I need to see more of

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<v Speaker 1>my girl's body. But if another man sees it, like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna fuck it.

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<v Speaker 2>If you wear that out, you're like literally a certified

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<v Speaker 2>fucking slut because that should be for my eyes only.

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<v Speaker 2>Even though the reason I got with you is.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I called for my eyes only.

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<v Speaker 2>And what's it gonna be about?

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<v Speaker 1>Just music the people's ears.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not gonna have like you're just gonna have that.

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<v Speaker 1>Like did Drink make an album called for your eyes Only?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's for all the dogs?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, like there's an albl for your eyes only or.

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<v Speaker 3>Something like that, number four your eyes Only.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you could take it so

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<v Speaker 1>okay by finishing oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So like it had that, And I think I just

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<v Speaker 2>keep the money for myself, which is kind of my

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<v Speaker 2>vibe recently, like my money hoarding. I'm ntoring money hoarders.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally have a note saying that we need to

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<v Speaker 1>start hoarding wealth again. We need to make hoarding wealth

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<v Speaker 1>great again.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe in hoarding money. I don't believe in equal pay. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I think you should take advantage of people.

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<v Speaker 1>What a billion is not much money, it's not money,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I don't think people like like if you work

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<v Speaker 1>hard for your money, off like other people's labor, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're just smart enough to just take advantage of other

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<v Speaker 1>people and like pay them fucking dog scraps while you

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<v Speaker 1>hoard the wealth sitting in your fucking corner office in

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<v Speaker 1>a skyscraper, like you deserve three, four or five for that.

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<v Speaker 2>You have morals aside and become a psychopath. That's not easy.

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<v Speaker 1>You were evil.

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<v Speaker 3>I was watching Succession. It wasn't until three seasons in

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<v Speaker 3>that I watched and I was like, oh, these are

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<v Speaker 3>supposed to be rich people. To me, always like these

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<v Speaker 3>are poor people.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm wanting, Yeah, like they don't have nearly as much

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<v Speaker 2>money as they should, like until you're in the billions,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what's the point, Like, yeah, yeah, I actually

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<v Speaker 2>can't believe that some people genuinely think that they're like, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>a billion is nothing to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the like hardcore boot liquors that are like

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<v Speaker 1>they worked hard for that money, like hard though they

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<v Speaker 1>did it. Yeah, they did not work hard. The people

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<v Speaker 1>that are working hard are the fucking cashiers that have

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<v Speaker 1>to interact with nasty, fucking, entitled gross people like you

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<v Speaker 1>exactly demanding their snack wrap.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm so congested as disgusting. I'm still sick. If

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<v Speaker 2>anybody cares, I probably have white lung.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh, don't even get me started. Don't even get

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<v Speaker 1>me started. White lung COVID two point zero around March

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<v Speaker 1>next year. Of course, it's the same time around elections

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<v Speaker 1>that a new scary disease is taking over the planet.

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<v Speaker 1>A kind of ironic. It's kind of ironic. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what the fuck it is. It's affecting our kids

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<v Speaker 1>and our children. The white lung is coming for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Prepare for an Prepare for another shut down.

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<v Speaker 2>You were literally a hypochodriac because he says something to

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<v Speaker 2>me yesterday. I didn't say anything cause I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna let you rock because you're also falling asleep,

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<v Speaker 2>but from my room, because he's also been sleeping in

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<v Speaker 2>my room.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, let me let me let me talk about

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<v Speaker 1>that real quick. So I started a major three D

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<v Speaker 1>print project for my blind box toys. Will insert the

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<v Speaker 1>photos of the failure that it was, and then we'll see,

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<v Speaker 1>is some like a nice little figurine that actually looks good,

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<v Speaker 1>that still broke. But I like started and embarked on

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<v Speaker 1>this journey, and like the fumes from that three D

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<v Speaker 1>printer are so toxic in evil that like literally for

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<v Speaker 1>the past like two or three days, like I actually

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<v Speaker 1>have not been myself and I have fully melted the

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<v Speaker 1>brain cells that I had left in my fucking brain

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<v Speaker 1>because like I was like interacting with this like liquid

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<v Speaker 1>uncured resin that's super gaseous and like the fumes just

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<v Speaker 1>like latch onto the oxygen molecules and like take over it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't fucking know the signs behind it, but like

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<v Speaker 1>long story short, it's carcinogenic and it stops the oxygen

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<v Speaker 1>from getting to my brain. So I've been sleeping in

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<v Speaker 1>Enya's room because I've been trying to air my room

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<v Speaker 1>out for the past four days, but it still smells

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<v Speaker 1>hella toxic.

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<v Speaker 2>And from the hallway. He like yelled at me as

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<v Speaker 2>he was falling asleep in my bed, and he was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I think I have what's the word.

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<v Speaker 1>Turn off the light? Hypoxia.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, I think I'm suffering from hypoxia. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, what is that? And then he like right out,

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, so I've been doing some research where it's

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<v Speaker 2>like googling your syntoms is not doing some real No.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I just I didn't do no research. I just

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<v Speaker 1>know how hypoxia is. Like off top of my head,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a lack of such.

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<v Speaker 2>A hypochondriac because why do you know that?

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<v Speaker 1>Like well, because I was like doing like anatomy and

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<v Speaker 1>physiology and all those medicals, which was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the worst thing you could have ever done, because

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<v Speaker 2>now you think you know what's happening.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I literally also have a note taken down about

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<v Speaker 1>like how like it's almost that time where I like

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<v Speaker 1>start fiending to be sick again, where I'm like, like

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<v Speaker 1>I love the attention I get when I'm sick.

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<v Speaker 2>There's something wrong with you.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we know you know me and my alters know.

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<v Speaker 3>Their voices both kind of sound like parallel universe versions

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<v Speaker 3>of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's going to be stuck like this forever. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The audio listeners are like, who the fuck are these people?

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<v Speaker 2>We replaced ourselves because we were just tired of working,

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<v Speaker 2>and like we're already starting that money boarding idea. We're

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<v Speaker 2>going to get someone to replace us who does all

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<v Speaker 2>the work, and we're going to pay them maybe two

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<v Speaker 2>dollars an hour, so two dollars an episode you ever

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<v Speaker 2>shot out, We're paying them good. They're making eight bucks

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<v Speaker 2>a month.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was laying in bed and I said I

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<v Speaker 1>had hypoxia. Why did I say I had hypoxia?

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<v Speaker 2>He was like, because like I just like haven't been

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<v Speaker 2>getting enough oxygen to my brady because since up congested

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<v Speaker 2>and it had all those fumes. I'm like trying to

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<v Speaker 2>breathe through my nose and not breathing through my mouth

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<v Speaker 2>with just like breathe through your fick.

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<v Speaker 1>I will never be a mouth breathe, Absolutely fucking not.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, break my three year mewing streak for what,

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<v Speaker 1>some fucking oxygen for my blood. No, why do you

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<v Speaker 1>think people been calling me sexy? It's because my hair

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<v Speaker 1>is out of my face and they can see my jawline.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at the comments on Josiah's new video. Every single

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<v Speaker 1>one is about me being sexy. Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it. We'll insert them because I actually so

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<v Speaker 1>happy you guys went through any screenshot at them because

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<v Speaker 1>they made me feel so good about myself. I'm scared.

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<v Speaker 1>Drew actually looks good as a straight woman. I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>attracted to Drew. I'm going insane. Drew looks way too

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<v Speaker 1>sexy in this video. Drew looks so good. I'm tired

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<v Speaker 1>of y'all denying it. Like the way looks like a

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<v Speaker 1>meal Drew is really serving Jesus. I can tell the

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<v Speaker 1>grinder church Ap has been doing erk, Yes it has.

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<v Speaker 1>Drew looks so good. What the fuck Drew looks so

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<v Speaker 1>good in this that I was low key fantasizing. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>I was low key fantasizing. Drew looks like a Victorian Prince.

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<v Speaker 1>Drew looks good as hell.

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<v Speaker 2>He get it.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't understand how much I needed this after an

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<v Speaker 1>was there no one, no look. And these are all

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<v Speaker 1>just like straight up screenshots, like every single one of these.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just back to back. It's just back to back,

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<v Speaker 1>like people want me, people love me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll have him in your bed saying that he's suffering

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<v Speaker 2>from hypoxia. I throw this away, and that's why I've

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<v Speaker 2>been so grumpy. And he's like, and that's why I've

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<v Speaker 2>been so grumpy the past.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, Like I've been like, hella fucking dizzy, like

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<v Speaker 1>literally so dizzy all day and just like yesterday was

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<v Speaker 1>not my day. I was a little grumpy boy and

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<v Speaker 1>like I just wasn't having it. But I'm also sick

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<v Speaker 1>as a dog because I got that dog and me, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're so cringey, Drew, and you do things like that,

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<v Speaker 1>shut up, shut the fuck up.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, he was like well, because I don't breathe

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<v Speaker 2>through my mouth and I can't breathe through my nose,

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<v Speaker 2>so I'm suffering from my POxy. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what are we like, breathe through your fucking mouth. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>you have been snoring since You're like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's been bad, Jose. I always said it was

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<v Speaker 1>worse than yours. The other day when I fell asleep

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<v Speaker 1>on the couch, when.

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<v Speaker 2>We were both sleeping on the couch, you were fully storm.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, let me bring something up that the first night

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<v Speaker 1>when I slept in your bed, you did what did

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<v Speaker 1>I do?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>So I always like want it car Are you okay? Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>just making sure. I always like was curious about Enya's

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<v Speaker 1>bedtime rituals, just because like everyone has a little thing

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<v Speaker 1>that they do, and like I was like, oh, this

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<v Speaker 1>is probably like brushing her hair, like being like cute

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<v Speaker 1>and just getting ready for bed, putting on her lotions

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<v Speaker 1>and her creams and just like doing her little thing

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<v Speaker 1>like whatever that girls do, taking out her tampon, like period.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit, wait, how long do you think a menstrual cycle lasts?

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<v Speaker 1>Like apparently years for you? Because you're a bitch all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. Pmsing much. No, they last for like a week,

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<v Speaker 1>like a few days. Yeah, yeah, I know because we.

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<v Speaker 2>Were watching that video where it was like the guys

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<v Speaker 2>try to disguise themselves as girls, like and one of

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<v Speaker 2>the guys was like, doesn't e menstal cycle last thirty days?

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<v Speaker 2>And I actually could believe that because I was like, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>wait a second, Like if you were like, there's no

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<v Speaker 2>excuse to also be in your twenties and be a

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<v Speaker 2>sexually active person, like that is where I draw the line.

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<v Speaker 2>If you are sexually active man and you still think that,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like how many times have you interacted with a woman?

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, yeah, I'm on my period, and if is

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<v Speaker 2>she just like ghosting you for a month. Then she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not on my period anymore, Like is that what's happening?

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<v Speaker 1>Like why do you get play? He just doesn't get played.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyways, We're like laying in bed, I'm kind of

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<v Speaker 1>doing my thing, like I have my laptop open and

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<v Speaker 1>playing a video and I'm watching TikTok on my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>At one point, you're like, Drew, turn off your laptop,

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<v Speaker 1>like turn their brightness down, yah, cause it was so.

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<v Speaker 2>Bright because I was like kind of falling asleep, and

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<v Speaker 2>I turned my head and it was just.

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<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, it's like a flash bang. And then so

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<v Speaker 1>Enya's laying there, she's like slowly dozing off, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what the fuck did Enya just fall asleep to?

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<v Speaker 1>Like what is she listening to? So I like listen

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<v Speaker 1>in She's literally listening to like the most gruesome, like diabolical,

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<v Speaker 1>like murder like podcast show that's like talking about like

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<v Speaker 1>beheading women and like cutting their limbs off. Okay, I have.

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<v Speaker 2>Not like watched something like that to fall asleep in

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<v Speaker 2>a long time, and I swear on my mother's urn

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<v Speaker 2>I have not watched something like that to fall asleep

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<v Speaker 2>for a long time. But I was so tired and

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't have it in me to scroll through TikTok,

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<v Speaker 2>and that was at the top of my timeline, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I've already watched all like if you

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<v Speaker 2>know Evan and Caitlin, that's what I'll be watching. That's

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<v Speaker 2>my vibe. But they have I've fucking uploaded. So I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, damn, you're gonna push me. And I was

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<v Speaker 2>gonna watch a plane crash video. I was like, let

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<v Speaker 2>me not restart that journey.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're always like, why am I so anxious? Like

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<v Speaker 1>why am I so scared of everything all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's because you fall asleep to murder documentaries, Like it's crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>it really did. I've never seen you fall asleep so

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<v Speaker 1>fast in my little life.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what it is. It's like I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>less about the content, but it's more about like the

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<v Speaker 2>voice of the people who do that. They have such

0:14:26.600 --> 0:14:31.600
<v Speaker 2>a specific octave. It's like Joe Para, Like it literally

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<v Speaker 2>just puts me to sleep, that's my ASMR.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we do have like nice voices and shit, why

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<v Speaker 1>are you changing your voice? I'm not. I think being

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<v Speaker 1>congested like is legitimately the worst thing that can ever

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<v Speaker 1>happen to me personally, like it Like, I'm not even kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>I will go on record saying this. I would rather

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<v Speaker 1>be dead than be congested for a week, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>literally cannot exist in this form Like this is too much.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I like we too much. Tried to start going

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<v Speaker 2>back to the gym because we're not like sick anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just left over with some congestion. And I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>The second I start running on that fucking treadmill, I

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<v Speaker 2>start choking on flem and it is the nastiest thing ever.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's so embarrassed to.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell the story, tell the story about how competitive you

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<v Speaker 1>always get on me for being competitive.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I have explain this though. So me, just I

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<v Speaker 2>and Drew were at the gym and like before they

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<v Speaker 2>went off to do their like workouts, Drew got on

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<v Speaker 2>my treadmill behind me, and we were walking together, and

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<v Speaker 2>the lady behind us, Josie, saw her and he was like,

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<v Speaker 2>she just gave us the dirtiest look for doing that,

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<v Speaker 2>because it's like a bougie gym, and like everybody there

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<v Speaker 2>takes themselves so fucking serious. And I guess I'm one

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<v Speaker 2>of those people too because of what I ended up doing.

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<v Speaker 2>But like, Drew was behind me and we were walking

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<v Speaker 2>for a second and he left, and now I was

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<v Speaker 2>like stuck in the idea that this woman was watching

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<v Speaker 2>me because she was right behind me on another treadmill.

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<v Speaker 2>So like I was like doing my like warm up,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I started running and I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, I literally can't run because I'm so congested

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<v Speaker 2>that I like can't in take enough air to keep going.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like overheating really fast as I couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>take air. But then as I'm running, I'm like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, this lady behind me is going to see

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<v Speaker 2>that I only ran for like two minutes and be

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<v Speaker 2>like this bitch is just here to play like she's

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<v Speaker 2>not even about it. So then I kept running and

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<v Speaker 2>choking on my phone because I was like, I will

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<v Speaker 2>not I will not let her think I am here

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<v Speaker 2>to fucking play around. Yeah, I'm about my business, bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I ran for like three extra minutes and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not kidding. I almost fainted because I was getting

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<v Speaker 2>no oxygen to my head. I think I basically embarrassed

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<v Speaker 2>myself even more because I was so lightheaded from running

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<v Speaker 2>with no oxygen that I had to stop the treadmill

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<v Speaker 2>and like bend down because I almost fainted.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say, when I was walking with you to

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<v Speaker 1>get my heart rate up before my exercising, I do

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<v Speaker 1>like a little inclined walk for five to ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>When I like got on your treadmill and we started

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<v Speaker 1>just like goofing off. For those like five seconds, I

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<v Speaker 1>could feel her inner g like burn.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, burning holds through our backs like you do not

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<v Speaker 2>like what did we do? We're just like you're mad because.

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<v Speaker 1>We're young and you're boring.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you're here alone and we're here with friends,

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<v Speaker 2>so you're mad. But yeah, oh wait, I never even

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<v Speaker 2>finished the Squid Games, the Swiss Games thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was asking questions like it was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>how do you do in team situations? And my answer

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<v Speaker 2>was I fall back and I let everybody make a

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<v Speaker 2>mistake so that I can't be blamed for the mistake.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you do in confrontations? I said, I win.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a nasty temper. It was like, what do

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<v Speaker 2>you why do you want to win the money? And

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<v Speaker 2>I said, honestly, so I can just like never do

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<v Speaker 2>anything ever again. I just kind of want to chill

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<v Speaker 2>with my life. And then it was like, why do

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<v Speaker 2>you want to be in squid Games, Like so I

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<v Speaker 2>could prove to everybody that I will win. It was like,

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<v Speaker 2>why do you think you will win? It was like,

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<v Speaker 2>because I will. I just know it and just ship

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<v Speaker 2>like that, and like I'll insert the pictures that I

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<v Speaker 2>like gave for myself, because it was asking for like

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<v Speaker 2>a headshot, like a full body shot, like all this

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<v Speaker 2>shit kind This is one of the pictures I gave.

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<v Speaker 1>If they selected you and would you shave your head

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<v Speaker 1>for the role?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, what if they were like, you actually look

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<v Speaker 2>like that, because we'll take you. Yeah. And then this

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<v Speaker 2>is what I haven't showed, Drew. But this is my

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<v Speaker 2>squid my official Squid Games self tape.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, what's up?

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<v Speaker 2>My name is any man's word? I want to be

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<v Speaker 2>on the next Schouid Game. Please shose me. I am

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<v Speaker 2>five on four, ready to have fun and I will

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<v Speaker 2>be winning. So maybe you don't choose me because you're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have to give me four point five mens.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate that boys knew at.

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<v Speaker 2>The end because I had to show them that I

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<v Speaker 2>can serve condo.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to.

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<v Speaker 2>So hopefully, guys, I will be shipped off to Squid

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<v Speaker 2>Game soon and you won't see me for six to.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight months, literally, please please God. Well, ya made that,

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<v Speaker 1>and I heard that they were having a little fun,

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<v Speaker 1>so I decided to make my own.

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<v Speaker 3>What would you go ahead?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Drew Phillips and I'm casting for the

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<v Speaker 1>Squid Games. I'm the villain of the season. Oh I I.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the villain of the season. We should just make

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<v Speaker 2>a song and give it to them yo. Oh but yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll my swine because they're like, oh, do you know

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<v Speaker 2>anybody who signed up for it? And I said no,

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<v Speaker 2>because obviously they don't want like alliances to be formed

0:19:37.880 --> 0:19:40.960
<v Speaker 2>all like at first. Also, game shows are so funny

0:19:41.000 --> 0:19:43.119
<v Speaker 2>like that when they're like, there's alliances, It's like, no,

0:19:43.240 --> 0:19:45.040
<v Speaker 2>you're literally stuck in a room with random people and

0:19:45.040 --> 0:19:47.480
<v Speaker 2>you're just making friends. But people like start to get

0:19:47.520 --> 0:19:50.560
<v Speaker 2>so psychologically torn apart and said it like that that

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<v Speaker 2>they see people making connections and they're like, what are

0:19:55.280 --> 0:19:57.920
<v Speaker 2>they doing? Like do we look like an alliance? They're

0:19:57.920 --> 0:20:00.320
<v Speaker 2>forming an alliance? It's like no, they're y'all are just

0:20:00.359 --> 0:20:02.680
<v Speaker 2>making friends because you're gonna be here for like fifteen

0:20:02.760 --> 0:20:03.520
<v Speaker 2>days in a row.

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<v Speaker 1>Should we put this picture up there? Or should I

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<v Speaker 1>post this on Instagram?

0:20:07.960 --> 0:20:13.680
<v Speaker 2>You should post that on the Grinder church app? Look

0:20:13.720 --> 0:20:14.480
<v Speaker 2>at this one cut?

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<v Speaker 1>Should I post this on I g the way it

0:20:18.600 --> 0:20:22.720
<v Speaker 1>would eat that God?

0:20:22.800 --> 0:20:25.080
<v Speaker 3>Dude? The one of Josiah's really naughty.

0:20:25.600 --> 0:20:30.440
<v Speaker 2>I hate Josiah, Like Josiah could take photos really is

0:20:30.560 --> 0:20:34.560
<v Speaker 2>joring to me? Yeah, but yeah, So hopefully I'll.

0:20:34.359 --> 0:20:36.760
<v Speaker 1>Be in the next Squidge games.

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<v Speaker 2>In the next Squitch games, and I'll be winning.

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<v Speaker 1>No I was telling, and I was like, no, like

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<v Speaker 1>if you and I went on together and like had

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<v Speaker 1>our little catnus impeda moment like where it was like

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<v Speaker 1>between the two of us in the final and like

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<v Speaker 1>you had to like stab me in the heart, but

0:20:51.280 --> 0:20:54.960
<v Speaker 1>like we decided to like make love instead, like they

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<v Speaker 1>would love, they love, they would like I guess they.

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<v Speaker 3>His mouth exposed.

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<v Speaker 1>No, like like the whole thing is like, oh, like

0:21:08.119 --> 0:21:10.560
<v Speaker 1>we would have to have sex on camera. So like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, why would they not want that for us?

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<v Speaker 1>Like why would you know?

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<v Speaker 2>How is no one fucking in there like they are?

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<v Speaker 1>They are for sure when it gets down, like it's

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<v Speaker 1>two and a half weeks and they're banging, boning and bashing,

0:21:22.960 --> 0:21:26.800
<v Speaker 1>they're gishing, they're gishing, they're bashed, Like let's talk about it.

0:21:26.880 --> 0:21:28.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I guess maybe they would let us go because

0:21:28.400 --> 0:21:30.960
<v Speaker 2>they let that mom and son get in, so they

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<v Speaker 2>need another duo for the next season. It's gonna be us, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Like imagine the thing is I have such a like

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<v Speaker 2>big ego and like.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you would embarrassments so complex.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually that's why because in my head, no, in my head,

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't compete because I'd be like, this is so

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<v Speaker 2>embarrassing that we're all competing and we want something so

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<v Speaker 2>bad because I have like, uh, no self respect and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't believe in fighting for what I want that

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<v Speaker 2>my head in my head, in my head, I would

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<v Speaker 2>think I wouldn't do because I'd be like like I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want people to know I want something that's embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>But then I think about how competitive I am in nature,

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<v Speaker 2>and I would be a fucking nightmare. I literally am

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<v Speaker 2>so bad at competitions because I get so like intense

0:22:13.200 --> 0:22:16.280
<v Speaker 2>for no reason. It's never that serious, but I need

0:22:16.320 --> 0:22:18.280
<v Speaker 2>to win, like I need to win, and if I

0:22:18.280 --> 0:22:21.440
<v Speaker 2>didn't win, bitch, let my little chest thing, I'm gonna

0:22:21.480 --> 0:22:24.040
<v Speaker 2>rip it out and like throw it at someone's head,

0:22:24.119 --> 0:22:26.800
<v Speaker 2>like don't pop that shit on my chest, like that's

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<v Speaker 2>too much. And I'm not gonna act like I'm dead

0:22:28.680 --> 0:22:30.240
<v Speaker 2>because they had all those bitches falling on the floor

0:22:30.280 --> 0:22:32.320
<v Speaker 2>like they're dead. If they pop my shit, I'd be like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That was too far, like making their squidge explor squib explode,

0:22:37.200 --> 0:22:40.520
<v Speaker 1>and then like them having to fake death like a

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<v Speaker 1>five million dollars like it's o D like it's crazy.

0:22:44.119 --> 0:22:45.880
<v Speaker 2>Some of them are really even giving like a fake

0:22:45.920 --> 0:22:48.399
<v Speaker 2>death perform, like they were like I'm gonna get this emmy,

0:22:48.440 --> 0:22:50.240
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm gonna get this fucking emty. Like some of

0:22:50.280 --> 0:22:54.240
<v Speaker 2>them were literally like me, maybe they'll give me money,

0:22:54.480 --> 0:22:55.680
<v Speaker 2>like so dramatic.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just so proud of you guys, because just then

0:23:00.359 --> 0:23:03.760
<v Speaker 3>the mic was like pointed away and you like over here,

0:23:03.840 --> 0:23:08.560
<v Speaker 3>and you like intuitively like professional podcaster vibes, like knocked

0:23:08.560 --> 0:23:09.440
<v Speaker 3>it towards your mouth.

0:23:09.600 --> 0:23:11.240
<v Speaker 1>Wow.

0:23:10.359 --> 0:23:13.000
<v Speaker 3>I was about to have to like go engine your

0:23:13.000 --> 0:23:14.280
<v Speaker 3>mond and be like, oh, like can you turn.

0:23:14.359 --> 0:23:16.680
<v Speaker 2>Then I just did a bunch of coke this morning,

0:23:16.720 --> 0:23:18.359
<v Speaker 2>so I'm really like fine tone today.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, Okay, I've been on like a cold concerning but.

0:23:22.000 --> 0:23:24.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's been really scary. She's on like a bender.

0:23:25.600 --> 0:23:28.720
<v Speaker 1>She wakes up at noon, she wakes up at noon.

0:23:28.920 --> 0:23:30.399
<v Speaker 1>Everyone like it's really scary.

0:23:30.480 --> 0:23:33.560
<v Speaker 2>I literally cannot wake up, dude. Every time it hits

0:23:33.560 --> 0:23:36.760
<v Speaker 2>this time of year, waking up before eleven a m.

0:23:37.160 --> 0:23:38.840
<v Speaker 2>Is the hardest task.

0:23:38.800 --> 0:23:41.280
<v Speaker 1>Which is so surprising because the sun comes out earlier

0:23:41.320 --> 0:23:42.800
<v Speaker 1>to greet even I think because.

0:23:42.560 --> 0:23:44.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm just cold and comfy and I'm like, oh, I

0:23:44.920 --> 0:23:46.960
<v Speaker 2>just want to sleep, like I slept for ten hours

0:23:47.000 --> 0:23:47.440
<v Speaker 2>last night.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so crazy, And then.

0:23:50.119 --> 0:23:52.360
<v Speaker 2>I kept sleep and I'm crazy.

0:23:54.440 --> 0:23:56.399
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm thinking about getting veneers again.

0:23:58.280 --> 0:24:00.480
<v Speaker 2>Are you gonna get your teeth chain down?

0:24:00.960 --> 0:24:04.719
<v Speaker 1>I would be so dis big nasty, fucking gum teeth,

0:24:04.800 --> 0:24:09.399
<v Speaker 1>Like I want big, nasty, bright while like like horse teeth,

0:24:10.400 --> 0:24:11.320
<v Speaker 1>Like I want them to be like.

0:24:11.400 --> 0:24:14.840
<v Speaker 2>Neers were the biggest stam Like that's when like the

0:24:14.840 --> 0:24:19.240
<v Speaker 2>beauty industry got men and women at the same time. Like, actually,

0:24:19.320 --> 0:24:21.440
<v Speaker 2>veneers are beautiful for that, because I feel like usually

0:24:21.520 --> 0:24:24.440
<v Speaker 2>beauty standards just fall on women and like women are

0:24:24.440 --> 0:24:26.480
<v Speaker 2>having to go under the knife and shit. But they

0:24:26.480 --> 0:24:29.760
<v Speaker 2>were like you know what, both genders will fuck with big.

0:24:29.560 --> 0:24:33.320
<v Speaker 1>Teeth, yeah, big big teeth. No, Like I think veneers,

0:24:33.320 --> 0:24:36.879
<v Speaker 1>when they're done right, are actually like really nice and cool.

0:24:36.920 --> 0:24:39.400
<v Speaker 1>But like if you already have nice teeth and you're

0:24:39.400 --> 0:24:42.280
<v Speaker 1>getting veneers, like it is a stab in the heart,

0:24:42.359 --> 0:24:46.000
<v Speaker 1>Like it's crazy.

0:24:46.359 --> 0:24:47.320
<v Speaker 2>It was his smile.

0:24:47.840 --> 0:24:51.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I can't stop imagining you with like huge cartoon teeth.

0:24:53.280 --> 0:24:55.480
<v Speaker 2>The thing about venears is even when they're good, though,

0:24:55.560 --> 0:24:59.320
<v Speaker 2>like that first week is really jarring, that first.

0:24:59.119 --> 0:25:01.400
<v Speaker 1>Week of like new acclimating.

0:25:01.600 --> 0:25:03.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like I have to reacclimate my eyes to the

0:25:03.920 --> 0:25:05.920
<v Speaker 2>fact that like, I know what your teeth looked like,

0:25:05.920 --> 0:25:07.919
<v Speaker 2>like it's like a key component to your face, and

0:25:07.960 --> 0:25:08.879
<v Speaker 2>now they're just big.

0:25:09.240 --> 0:25:13.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and we're we're strictly talking cosmetic. We're strictly like,

0:25:13.920 --> 0:25:18.480
<v Speaker 1>if you need fucking fake teeth, do your thing like respect.

0:25:18.520 --> 0:25:20.080
<v Speaker 2>But I mean the bitches who like they're like, oh,

0:25:20.119 --> 0:25:21.840
<v Speaker 2>I wish my teeth were whiter.

0:25:21.880 --> 0:25:25.359
<v Speaker 1>And it's like, why no one has white teeth?

0:25:25.520 --> 0:25:28.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it looks so weird, like you look like you

0:25:28.200 --> 0:25:30.879
<v Speaker 2>threw the Paris filter over your face permanently.

0:25:30.960 --> 0:25:33.560
<v Speaker 1>But I am getting veneers soon.

0:25:33.760 --> 0:25:36.960
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna go to Turkey, get your hair get a

0:25:37.000 --> 0:25:38.840
<v Speaker 2>hairline and veneers.

0:25:39.240 --> 0:25:42.320
<v Speaker 1>Also the people that reached out to me for hairline

0:25:42.320 --> 0:25:45.440
<v Speaker 1>surgery very early into the podcast, they were like, we'll

0:25:45.440 --> 0:25:47.240
<v Speaker 1>fly you and a buddy out to get two free

0:25:47.280 --> 0:25:52.280
<v Speaker 1>hairline surgeries. I was offended then, but now I want

0:25:52.320 --> 0:25:54.520
<v Speaker 1>it because it would be so funny, Like if I

0:25:54.800 --> 0:25:58.240
<v Speaker 1>like literally got like a crazy hairline.

0:25:57.760 --> 0:26:00.280
<v Speaker 2>Like literally right here and have like no ford.

0:26:00.359 --> 0:26:02.600
<v Speaker 1>I just want the picture of my face like really

0:26:02.640 --> 0:26:04.359
<v Speaker 1>big and swollen so bad.

0:26:04.680 --> 0:26:06.280
<v Speaker 2>I could just beat you the fuck up.

0:26:07.760 --> 0:26:11.160
<v Speaker 1>Kai. You're giggly today, Yeah, dude.

0:26:10.920 --> 0:26:13.000
<v Speaker 2>Because Kai hit a dad brik before we started.

0:26:15.000 --> 0:26:17.439
<v Speaker 3>Was I not supposed to hit that? No, dude, I

0:26:17.480 --> 0:26:20.040
<v Speaker 3>was gonna say I peed before the podcast and I

0:26:20.080 --> 0:26:26.760
<v Speaker 3>put the seat down, and yeah.

0:26:24.440 --> 0:26:27.960
<v Speaker 1>He's saying he did a good thing. You were just

0:26:28.040 --> 0:26:29.840
<v Speaker 1>so unrespecting, like.

0:26:30.160 --> 0:26:31.840
<v Speaker 3>Just like waiting on my thank you for that?

0:26:31.960 --> 0:26:33.280
<v Speaker 2>Why would I say thank you for that?

0:26:33.920 --> 0:26:36.200
<v Speaker 3>Because it's it was super nice?

0:26:36.280 --> 0:26:38.960
<v Speaker 1>Would have fallen? Your petite body would have fallen.

0:26:38.920 --> 0:26:41.159
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I'm so yeah, I know I would have been

0:26:41.200 --> 0:26:43.920
<v Speaker 2>flushed away because I'm so small. I would have just.

0:26:43.840 --> 0:26:46.160
<v Speaker 1>Like like a piece of paper.

0:26:47.400 --> 0:26:49.879
<v Speaker 2>We were at O'Ryan's exhibit and I like was like,

0:26:49.880 --> 0:26:51.600
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I literally have to ship. I'm going

0:26:51.640 --> 0:26:53.480
<v Speaker 2>back there to ship. And I didn't even tell Drew

0:26:53.480 --> 0:26:54.480
<v Speaker 2>that who told you that?

0:26:55.520 --> 0:26:55.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

0:26:55.720 --> 0:26:57.600
<v Speaker 2>Because I was like, all right, buye, I'm gonna go ship.

0:26:57.640 --> 0:26:58.919
<v Speaker 2>And I went and grabbed my phone and went to

0:26:58.920 --> 0:27:00.879
<v Speaker 2>the back and I was like on the toilet and

0:27:00.920 --> 0:27:03.840
<v Speaker 2>I just hear like and like someone's wiggling the door handle,

0:27:03.840 --> 0:27:05.920
<v Speaker 2>which immediately knew it was Drew, because like, who the

0:27:05.960 --> 0:27:08.600
<v Speaker 2>fuck has the urgency at this exhibit, Like it's all

0:27:08.760 --> 0:27:12.240
<v Speaker 2>respectable adults he or other than like Oriyan's three rowdy

0:27:12.320 --> 0:27:15.920
<v Speaker 2>ass friends and someone's like jiggling the do the voice

0:27:15.960 --> 0:27:16.280
<v Speaker 2>you did?

0:27:16.840 --> 0:27:22.639
<v Speaker 1>There's a fire, right, there's a fire. There's a fire.

0:27:23.280 --> 0:27:26.119
<v Speaker 1>And then I started blowing smoke under the door. I

0:27:26.200 --> 0:27:28.240
<v Speaker 1>found Enya's vape and I just started.

0:27:28.000 --> 0:27:30.920
<v Speaker 2>Blowing like the seat with my like purse.

0:27:31.119 --> 0:27:34.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I was like like blowing smoke under the door.

0:27:34.720 --> 0:27:40.679
<v Speaker 1>It was such a evacuated get the fuck out. I

0:27:40.840 --> 0:27:46.800
<v Speaker 1>just like harmonized with myself three different layers. Oh there's

0:27:46.840 --> 0:27:50.840
<v Speaker 1>like three voice no whatever, But what were you saying

0:27:50.880 --> 0:27:52.760
<v Speaker 1>about whatever? His fucking nuts is what the.

0:27:52.680 --> 0:27:55.119
<v Speaker 2>Fuck was eindsight? Is that real? Like him sticking his

0:27:55.160 --> 0:27:59.359
<v Speaker 2>tongue out? Why was he doing that? He was silly.

0:27:59.400 --> 0:28:03.080
<v Speaker 1>We can't take bag of chips on his head, Like

0:28:03.119 --> 0:28:04.520
<v Speaker 1>he's fucking crazy.

0:28:04.960 --> 0:28:07.320
<v Speaker 2>We need to edit that. I like, my girl's crazy.

0:28:07.320 --> 0:28:10.160
<v Speaker 2>We can't take her anywhere. Why did he do that?

0:28:10.359 --> 0:28:11.800
<v Speaker 1>Like cheaps.

0:28:13.160 --> 0:28:13.440
<v Speaker 2>Time?

0:28:13.920 --> 0:28:16.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was like three days before he died.

0:28:16.920 --> 0:28:18.960
<v Speaker 2>Really wait what did he die from?

0:28:19.280 --> 0:28:22.320
<v Speaker 1>I think old age? No, see, he's goofy. But that

0:28:22.359 --> 0:28:29.080
<v Speaker 1>one is crazy. That's not real? Is that one real? No?

0:28:29.720 --> 0:28:31.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah it is.

0:28:32.600 --> 0:28:34.439
<v Speaker 1>See he was just with the ships like he was

0:28:34.440 --> 0:28:36.679
<v Speaker 1>down for the vibe. He was just crazy a mathematician,

0:28:37.160 --> 0:28:39.800
<v Speaker 1>Like mathematicians can let loosen have fun sometimes.

0:28:39.840 --> 0:28:42.840
<v Speaker 2>Do you think he like banged hard or was he

0:28:42.920 --> 0:28:46.520
<v Speaker 2>like mid, I'm not going there with you, Okay. I

0:28:46.600 --> 0:28:49.160
<v Speaker 2>just feel like he probably like put down.

0:28:50.520 --> 0:28:51.960
<v Speaker 1>Einstein lays pipe.

0:28:52.040 --> 0:28:55.080
<v Speaker 2>I feel like Einstein laid it down like crazy boo

0:28:55.320 --> 0:28:56.240
<v Speaker 2>yeah nerds do.

0:28:56.800 --> 0:28:58.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. He hit the back walls for sure.

0:28:58.800 --> 0:29:03.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, wait, I just deleted all my notes.

0:29:03.880 --> 0:29:06.560
<v Speaker 2>You say that every episode, like you don't know how

0:29:06.560 --> 0:29:08.840
<v Speaker 2>to navigate your iPhone. Every episode you're like, oh my god,

0:29:09.160 --> 0:29:10.880
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, two years of worked out the joint.

0:29:10.880 --> 0:29:11.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

0:29:11.760 --> 0:29:15.080
<v Speaker 1>Literally, this the new update is like too much, Like

0:29:15.160 --> 0:29:17.479
<v Speaker 1>you're literally going too far, Like I wish I had

0:29:17.560 --> 0:29:20.520
<v Speaker 1>my old phone with my old ass update. Just like

0:29:21.040 --> 0:29:24.520
<v Speaker 1>it's like, also, this phone doesn't fit in my fucking hands.

0:29:24.600 --> 0:29:27.200
<v Speaker 1>So like I'll like be on the TikTok.

0:29:26.800 --> 0:29:29.640
<v Speaker 2>Feed and like oh yeah, your hand will touch the.

0:29:29.640 --> 0:29:32.320
<v Speaker 1>Pad of my hand will like touch the refresh button,

0:29:32.360 --> 0:29:34.600
<v Speaker 1>and I'll just like lose the video that I was

0:29:34.600 --> 0:29:37.840
<v Speaker 1>intently watching, and I'm just like, okay, fuck this, fuck this.

0:29:39.960 --> 0:29:47.360
<v Speaker 1>I was researching like Christian mega churches, specifically like Texas

0:29:48.560 --> 0:29:52.160
<v Speaker 1>Christian Mega churches, And I don't know if you've ever

0:29:52.200 --> 0:29:53.960
<v Speaker 1>been to a megachurch, but it's kind of like a

0:29:54.080 --> 0:29:58.120
<v Speaker 1>rite of passage like in the in like South Tech,

0:29:58.240 --> 0:30:01.640
<v Speaker 1>like in the bi Yeah by belt, like is to

0:30:01.760 --> 0:30:07.160
<v Speaker 1>like experience that as a person, and like really it

0:30:07.280 --> 0:30:15.200
<v Speaker 1>is fucking crazy like it it's disgusting, literally disgusting because

0:30:15.240 --> 0:30:18.880
<v Speaker 1>like one, they're like arenas like in some of these

0:30:18.960 --> 0:30:22.719
<v Speaker 1>churches like thirty five no literally like thirty thousand people

0:30:22.880 --> 0:30:27.080
<v Speaker 1>like capacity for these like church events. And two, like

0:30:27.920 --> 0:30:31.320
<v Speaker 1>some of them, like specifically the Christian I mean the

0:30:31.480 --> 0:30:36.800
<v Speaker 1>Christmas like shows that they put on like literally have

0:30:37.240 --> 0:30:41.520
<v Speaker 1>stage design comparable to like Beyonce's Renaissance tour. Like it's

0:30:41.640 --> 0:30:44.800
<v Speaker 1>the craziest, Like I'm not exaggerating. I feel like every

0:30:44.840 --> 0:30:47.320
<v Speaker 1>single night they have like a two hundred thousand, two

0:30:47.360 --> 0:30:49.920
<v Speaker 1>hundred fty thousand dollars budget and they do these Christmas

0:30:49.960 --> 0:30:51.760
<v Speaker 1>shows for like months get.

0:30:51.640 --> 0:30:53.640
<v Speaker 2>Their money from their like people who come.

0:30:53.960 --> 0:30:56.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like a lot of it is, but it's all

0:30:56.120 --> 0:30:59.960
<v Speaker 1>also like all tax free. But I found a video

0:31:01.200 --> 0:31:03.560
<v Speaker 1>that I want us to all watch together, So kay

0:31:03.640 --> 0:31:10.240
<v Speaker 1>come over here of like the megachurch, and I'm pretty

0:31:10.240 --> 0:31:15.960
<v Speaker 1>sure this is in Plano it's ridiculous this this is

0:31:16.160 --> 0:31:21.720
<v Speaker 1>all the same fucking show. Like when I'm about to

0:31:21.720 --> 0:31:30.440
<v Speaker 1>show you all happened at the same show. So first

0:31:32.400 --> 0:31:38.480
<v Speaker 1>a horse and a carriage like some really dark Satanist ship,

0:31:44.320 --> 0:31:48.520
<v Speaker 1>people flying around like the Drake concert. Yeah, more stage

0:31:48.520 --> 0:32:00.240
<v Speaker 1>design than Drake's concert. Cammel's in Texas, Like, okay, how

0:32:00.240 --> 0:32:03.320
<v Speaker 1>are they Like it's like the Pink concert with them

0:32:03.320 --> 0:32:21.320
<v Speaker 1>flipping around and ship Zebras drummer boy, Like this is crazy.

0:32:21.840 --> 0:32:24.080
<v Speaker 1>Beyonce flying over it's at the Renaissance tour.

0:32:28.720 --> 0:32:32.000
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, wait, what the fuck does any of that

0:32:32.120 --> 0:32:32.840
<v Speaker 2>have to do with God?

0:32:33.320 --> 0:32:35.680
<v Speaker 1>It's that was all one show.

0:32:35.920 --> 0:32:38.320
<v Speaker 2>Wait, I thought like hardcore Christians didn't believe.

0:32:38.080 --> 0:32:42.040
<v Speaker 1>In Santa because Christmas is a pagan holiday, Like it

0:32:42.160 --> 0:32:45.160
<v Speaker 1>literally is a pagan holiday. But like they just know

0:32:45.240 --> 0:32:47.000
<v Speaker 1>they can't make more money doing that ship.

0:32:47.400 --> 0:32:50.160
<v Speaker 3>But that also costs like a million dollars and.

0:32:50.320 --> 0:32:52.640
<v Speaker 1>They do it all the fucking time, and they do

0:32:52.840 --> 0:32:56.120
<v Speaker 1>regular shows where the sermon like or where the preachers

0:32:56.160 --> 0:32:59.120
<v Speaker 1>just flying around like every single show they like fly

0:32:59.280 --> 0:32:59.680
<v Speaker 1>in that.

0:33:00.320 --> 0:33:03.120
<v Speaker 3>Must have been like three times the amount of a

0:33:03.160 --> 0:33:04.080
<v Speaker 3>Beyonce concert.

0:33:04.160 --> 0:33:05.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like it's it's unshown.

0:33:05.920 --> 0:33:09.640
<v Speaker 2>How are they homophobic, but they're so theatric.

0:33:09.880 --> 0:33:12.480
<v Speaker 1>Every person I went to church with that was a

0:33:12.640 --> 0:33:16.000
<v Speaker 1>very homophobic person I have seen on Grinder. I have

0:33:16.120 --> 0:33:18.400
<v Speaker 1>seen you. I know, I see the type of person.

0:33:19.120 --> 0:33:23.600
<v Speaker 3>So of course they're on there guy that's doing cartwheels that.

0:33:23.720 --> 0:33:26.280
<v Speaker 2>What I'm saying is like they're literally so theatric and

0:33:26.320 --> 0:33:29.400
<v Speaker 2>it's like so it literally reminds me of that video

0:33:29.400 --> 0:33:32.320
<v Speaker 2>of the drag Queens like circling like at that event

0:33:32.400 --> 0:33:34.480
<v Speaker 2>recently when they like fell. I hope they were, Okay.

0:33:34.480 --> 0:33:37.440
<v Speaker 2>I never like looked at that up I've show, but

0:33:38.320 --> 0:33:41.440
<v Speaker 2>I like don't understand, like it is so theatric. It

0:33:41.520 --> 0:33:44.440
<v Speaker 2>is so Broadway. So I'm like, and then they do

0:33:44.480 --> 0:33:47.800
<v Speaker 2>all that and then they're like okay, but like low key,

0:33:47.800 --> 0:33:51.320
<v Speaker 2>fuck gay people, fuck poor people, we hate you no period.

0:33:52.160 --> 0:33:52.240
<v Speaker 3>No.

0:33:52.440 --> 0:33:56.640
<v Speaker 1>In my hometown, the there's like this non denominational church

0:33:56.760 --> 0:33:59.960
<v Speaker 1>that like for a very long time was like they're

0:34:00.120 --> 0:34:02.840
<v Speaker 1>church to go to. It was it's like.

0:34:03.600 --> 0:34:05.520
<v Speaker 2>Very it was like eleven in Miami.

0:34:05.840 --> 0:34:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah exactly. It was like the clerb.

0:34:08.080 --> 0:34:08.160
<v Speaker 2>No.

0:34:08.239 --> 0:34:10.279
<v Speaker 1>It actually was super hig attack but like in like

0:34:10.480 --> 0:34:14.200
<v Speaker 1>a modest way, and it was not denominational, and like

0:34:14.440 --> 0:34:17.080
<v Speaker 1>their motto was like no perfect people allowed. So like,

0:34:17.680 --> 0:34:20.080
<v Speaker 1>no matter what walk of life you come from, like

0:34:20.239 --> 0:34:23.600
<v Speaker 1>whatever sexuality you are, like whatever, the vibe is like

0:34:23.680 --> 0:34:26.280
<v Speaker 1>you're welcome in this church and loved in and accepted.

0:34:26.400 --> 0:34:29.120
<v Speaker 1>And for a very long time I was like hell yeah,

0:34:29.239 --> 0:34:33.040
<v Speaker 1>like swag. But the new pastor preacher whatever the hell

0:34:34.239 --> 0:34:37.200
<v Speaker 1>is biggest op of all time. He's definitely a closeted

0:34:37.239 --> 0:34:41.080
<v Speaker 1>gay man because like randomly, in every single sermon he'll

0:34:41.160 --> 0:34:46.319
<v Speaker 1>just sneak in like anti gay rhetoric. He'll just say

0:34:46.400 --> 0:34:50.120
<v Speaker 1>like the one that happened recently that caused like a

0:34:50.160 --> 0:34:54.000
<v Speaker 1>really big stir in my community, and like he actually

0:34:54.000 --> 0:34:56.759
<v Speaker 1>had the publicly apologize because like this church has a

0:34:56.800 --> 0:35:00.319
<v Speaker 1>good church. Like I really like if I, like in

0:35:00.320 --> 0:35:03.360
<v Speaker 1>Granburry and wanted to attend church regularly, Lee, I would

0:35:03.360 --> 0:35:05.920
<v Speaker 1>go to this church. Like it's it's a great place.

0:35:06.080 --> 0:35:09.400
<v Speaker 1>But just like sometimes he'll just like get on his

0:35:09.480 --> 0:35:11.680
<v Speaker 1>high horse and start talking about like gay shit, and

0:35:11.680 --> 0:35:13.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, brother, like what are you on about? Like

0:35:14.000 --> 0:35:15.360
<v Speaker 1>recently he was like does.

0:35:15.239 --> 0:35:18.120
<v Speaker 2>This have to do with like me losing faith because

0:35:18.160 --> 0:35:18.839
<v Speaker 2>my mother is.

0:35:18.800 --> 0:35:21.719
<v Speaker 1>Sick exactly, Like it's so bizarre, and like he'll like

0:35:22.160 --> 0:35:25.359
<v Speaker 1>the one that caused the controversy was he was like

0:35:25.440 --> 0:35:28.000
<v Speaker 1>just giving this sermon and all of a sudden he

0:35:28.040 --> 0:35:31.719
<v Speaker 1>started doing like a stand up bit about like his son,

0:35:31.960 --> 0:35:34.680
<v Speaker 1>like how his son is like star quarterback, and he

0:35:34.840 --> 0:35:38.719
<v Speaker 1>was like, yeah, like my son like would never be

0:35:38.880 --> 0:35:41.120
<v Speaker 1>gay because like you know, they say this, like there's

0:35:41.160 --> 0:35:44.240
<v Speaker 1>research studies about wrestling with your kid, like it'll stop

0:35:44.320 --> 0:35:46.279
<v Speaker 1>him from being gay. So like I'll just grab him

0:35:46.280 --> 0:35:49.080
<v Speaker 1>and start wrestling him because my son will never be gay.

0:35:49.080 --> 0:35:52.080
<v Speaker 1>And everyone was like Paul, oh, and we were all like,

0:35:52.440 --> 0:35:56.120
<v Speaker 1>oh no, you like are weird. You're weird. It's really

0:35:56.680 --> 0:36:00.680
<v Speaker 1>weird behavior. And he there's like two sermons every Sunday,

0:36:00.719 --> 0:36:03.200
<v Speaker 1>there's an early morning in an afternoon, and he did

0:36:03.440 --> 0:36:05.600
<v Speaker 1>he set up the bit and did the bit the

0:36:05.719 --> 0:36:07.920
<v Speaker 1>exact same way both times, so because it was like

0:36:08.040 --> 0:36:10.839
<v Speaker 1>super planned and like he both got last. But then

0:36:10.960 --> 0:36:15.080
<v Speaker 1>like Facebook destroyed him. It had like a thousand comments

0:36:15.080 --> 0:36:17.640
<v Speaker 1>on our small little hometowns like Facebook page, and everyone

0:36:17.719 --> 0:36:19.640
<v Speaker 1>was like, yeah, it's weird. They lost if he doesn't

0:36:19.680 --> 0:36:22.480
<v Speaker 1>stop like being homophobic, like we're gonna stop going to

0:36:22.520 --> 0:36:23.720
<v Speaker 1>this church and like whatever.

0:36:23.800 --> 0:36:27.280
<v Speaker 2>But it's almost you can be gay and have faith

0:36:27.280 --> 0:36:30.200
<v Speaker 2>in God. He doesn't have to be like that. Wow.

0:36:31.480 --> 0:36:36.640
<v Speaker 2>But like I feel like just priests and like pastors

0:36:36.640 --> 0:36:39.600
<v Speaker 2>and everybody, like they just get so like tapped into

0:36:39.640 --> 0:36:41.839
<v Speaker 2>their ego of it and then they're like I can

0:36:41.920 --> 0:36:45.520
<v Speaker 2>expand I can they start to feel like an entertainer.

0:36:45.600 --> 0:36:48.360
<v Speaker 2>They're like they're the false ide I can move like,

0:36:48.400 --> 0:36:50.200
<v Speaker 2>I can make them laugh, I can make them cry,

0:36:50.360 --> 0:36:51.360
<v Speaker 2>like I could do anything.

0:36:51.600 --> 0:36:54.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're all false idols, like if you don't worship

0:36:54.440 --> 0:36:58.240
<v Speaker 1>anything but your god, false idol except for me because

0:36:58.320 --> 0:37:01.719
<v Speaker 1>I am God to a lot of people. Surprisingly, have

0:37:01.800 --> 0:37:02.319
<v Speaker 1>you ever just.

0:37:02.280 --> 0:37:04.960
<v Speaker 2>Thought to, like, I don't know, take into account that

0:37:05.000 --> 0:37:06.480
<v Speaker 2>you just might be a compulsive liar?

0:37:07.840 --> 0:37:10.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I am.

0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:12.520
<v Speaker 2>I thought you were gonna like deny that, Like.

0:37:13.239 --> 0:37:15.040
<v Speaker 1>No, I am a compulsive liar.

0:37:15.440 --> 0:37:18.719
<v Speaker 2>It's fun, But doesn't that like go like if if

0:37:18.760 --> 0:37:20.839
<v Speaker 2>people believe that you're like their god, Like I don't

0:37:20.920 --> 0:37:22.960
<v Speaker 2>think people want to like have a god that's like

0:37:23.000 --> 0:37:23.560
<v Speaker 2>a compulsive.

0:37:23.640 --> 0:37:26.240
<v Speaker 1>If they believe I'm their God, then like what's the problem.

0:37:26.880 --> 0:37:28.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I guess yeah, you could do whatever you want.

0:37:28.880 --> 0:37:30.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but do.

0:37:30.360 --> 0:37:31.520
<v Speaker 2>They get to do whatever they want?

0:37:31.760 --> 0:37:32.160
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:37:32.960 --> 0:37:34.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm just like.

0:37:36.280 --> 0:37:38.719
<v Speaker 1>Lying is fun in whoever I hurt in my way

0:37:39.520 --> 0:37:44.279
<v Speaker 1>deserves to be hurt, what the fuck randomly, like.

0:37:44.440 --> 0:37:48.239
<v Speaker 2>It deserves randomly random as fuck. But if you fall

0:37:48.280 --> 0:37:50.960
<v Speaker 2>for my lie, you deserve it, like and seem.

0:37:53.080 --> 0:38:01.680
<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, humble. The refrigerator is like classic right now,

0:38:01.760 --> 0:38:04.400
<v Speaker 1>like it sounds so good, like I'm not even kidding,

0:38:05.160 --> 0:38:07.440
<v Speaker 1>like being up late, like when you're not supposed to,

0:38:07.600 --> 0:38:10.560
<v Speaker 1>like in the kitchen, like making a mustard sandwich and

0:38:10.680 --> 0:38:15.200
<v Speaker 1>like mustard and cheese sandwich. Y'all never did that, No,

0:38:15.480 --> 0:38:17.720
<v Speaker 1>And then you hear like you're being quiet and like.

0:38:17.719 --> 0:38:20.839
<v Speaker 2>Were you like raised in the nineteen twenties, Like why

0:38:20.920 --> 0:38:22.520
<v Speaker 2>is that sandwich of choice?

0:38:22.520 --> 0:38:26.680
<v Speaker 1>It was really written in an ingredient's house. We had

0:38:26.719 --> 0:38:28.799
<v Speaker 1>to like fin food. If you wanted food, you had

0:38:28.800 --> 0:38:32.400
<v Speaker 1>to cook it. Hell no, I couldn't, Like there was

0:38:32.440 --> 0:38:35.799
<v Speaker 1>a time when my family caught up that, like, but

0:38:35.840 --> 0:38:38.160
<v Speaker 1>there were times when me and my sister would be

0:38:38.239 --> 0:38:41.359
<v Speaker 1>like so hungry that we would eat raw pasta and

0:38:41.840 --> 0:38:45.319
<v Speaker 1>chocolate chips, like I tried to think.

0:38:45.560 --> 0:38:47.600
<v Speaker 2>I would always like eat like I'd fuck on some

0:38:47.680 --> 0:38:49.880
<v Speaker 2>like cup noodles, Like we always had cup noodles in

0:38:49.880 --> 0:38:51.239
<v Speaker 2>the crib, so that was like mine, but.

0:38:51.200 --> 0:38:54.120
<v Speaker 1>You had to cook that shit you you ever eat them?

0:38:54.400 --> 0:38:57.840
<v Speaker 2>And I'd put cheese in it, yeah, oh classics, Like

0:38:59.000 --> 0:39:02.920
<v Speaker 2>I do cheese, I's green peppers and then cheese.

0:39:03.120 --> 0:39:05.759
<v Speaker 1>How I would do mine is I would cook the

0:39:05.800 --> 0:39:09.400
<v Speaker 1>noodles on the stove till they are like literally so

0:39:09.680 --> 0:39:12.200
<v Speaker 1>squidgy and soft that like they have no bite to

0:39:12.239 --> 0:39:15.359
<v Speaker 1>the noodles left, I would drain all of the water out,

0:39:15.400 --> 0:39:17.800
<v Speaker 1>literally all of it. Then I would put a chicken

0:39:17.880 --> 0:39:21.680
<v Speaker 1>buoy on cube and the sauce packet in there.

0:39:21.680 --> 0:39:24.240
<v Speaker 2>I guess, so you give yourself sodium overlad.

0:39:23.840 --> 0:39:26.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly. And then I'd put a slice of cheese

0:39:26.320 --> 0:39:28.759
<v Speaker 1>or two if I was feeling crazy, and I'd mix

0:39:28.800 --> 0:39:31.400
<v Speaker 1>it up and I would make this like gelatinous like

0:39:31.840 --> 0:39:36.200
<v Speaker 1>glob of salt and like nasty chicken flavor, and I

0:39:36.200 --> 0:39:38.719
<v Speaker 1>would just eat that down. But like when I was

0:39:38.800 --> 0:39:40.520
<v Speaker 1>like really young and I didn't know how to use

0:39:40.520 --> 0:39:42.880
<v Speaker 1>the microwave yet, like and I was really scared of

0:39:42.920 --> 0:39:44.759
<v Speaker 1>the microwave for a long time because I put like

0:39:44.800 --> 0:39:47.279
<v Speaker 1>a fork in there and I made like plasma and

0:39:47.320 --> 0:39:50.120
<v Speaker 1>like it literally almost burned the house down. I would

0:39:51.280 --> 0:39:54.520
<v Speaker 1>just take the ramen uncooked out of the bag and

0:39:54.640 --> 0:39:57.719
<v Speaker 1>pour the flavor packet, the powder flavor packet on it

0:39:57.760 --> 0:39:59.719
<v Speaker 1>and just eat it like chips like that. It was

0:39:59.800 --> 0:40:02.200
<v Speaker 1>so that was the move because I.

0:40:02.160 --> 0:40:05.560
<v Speaker 3>Was never pasta where it wasn't like quite as harsh.

0:40:05.760 --> 0:40:07.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, yeah you could still chew it.

0:40:07.640 --> 0:40:09.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah it was houterized pasta.

0:40:09.520 --> 0:40:12.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, it was crazy. But the top ramin arc

0:40:12.239 --> 0:40:13.800
<v Speaker 1>was like fucking lit.

0:40:14.200 --> 0:40:18.920
<v Speaker 2>My little sister would always, always, without fail, if we

0:40:19.080 --> 0:40:22.800
<v Speaker 2>let her cook her cup noodles alone, she would always

0:40:22.840 --> 0:40:25.000
<v Speaker 2>almost start a fire. Like I'm not kidding. I can

0:40:25.040 --> 0:40:27.880
<v Speaker 2>remember eight different occasions where we'd be sitting in the

0:40:27.880 --> 0:40:31.440
<v Speaker 2>living room and we'd be like, what's that smell? What's happening?

0:40:31.480 --> 0:40:33.920
<v Speaker 2>And we go into the kitchen and she's like opening

0:40:34.000 --> 0:40:38.120
<v Speaker 2>the microwave and she's like and she would always forget

0:40:38.120 --> 0:40:40.960
<v Speaker 2>her fork in her fucking plate that she made of

0:40:41.040 --> 0:40:42.720
<v Speaker 2>leftovers and always.

0:40:42.360 --> 0:40:44.640
<v Speaker 1>Almost that sound.

0:40:44.880 --> 0:40:47.200
<v Speaker 2>Dude needs to put their iPhone in a microwave. The

0:40:47.200 --> 0:40:48.959
<v Speaker 2>new iPhone what happened.

0:40:48.840 --> 0:40:51.759
<v Speaker 1>Literally like there was a whole YouTube channel that would

0:40:51.760 --> 0:40:54.240
<v Speaker 1>put in microwaves that was like mine and my buddies

0:40:54.320 --> 0:40:56.799
<v Speaker 1>like ship for a while before I started dissecting live

0:40:56.960 --> 0:41:02.080
<v Speaker 1>animals to see their heart beating. But what, uh, my

0:41:02.160 --> 0:41:07.200
<v Speaker 1>favorite genre of video right now is like not my

0:41:07.239 --> 0:41:10.560
<v Speaker 1>favorite genre, it's top ten genre all time. I'll leave

0:41:10.600 --> 0:41:15.160
<v Speaker 1>it there. But it is like people like cooking pizzas

0:41:15.280 --> 0:41:17.759
<v Speaker 1>in the oven and forgetting about them for twenty four

0:41:17.760 --> 0:41:21.799
<v Speaker 1>hours and then just being like a solid massive charcoal,

0:41:22.280 --> 0:41:25.040
<v Speaker 1>or like cooking the ramen or heating something up in

0:41:25.080 --> 0:41:27.080
<v Speaker 1>the microwaven forgetting about it and it went on for

0:41:27.160 --> 0:41:29.920
<v Speaker 1>ten minutes, and it's just like this black lump of

0:41:30.000 --> 0:41:34.120
<v Speaker 1>burnt food, Like those videos will always always always get me,

0:41:34.280 --> 0:41:36.719
<v Speaker 1>and like it will be like a Pepperoni pizza and

0:41:36.880 --> 0:41:40.360
<v Speaker 1>you can see like the black Pepperonis on the black pizza,

0:41:40.480 --> 0:41:43.520
<v Speaker 1>like it's sort of a classic. Or like they'll like

0:41:43.600 --> 0:41:46.399
<v Speaker 1>be cooking a turkey and like they'll pick up the

0:41:46.400 --> 0:41:49.440
<v Speaker 1>bone and it will turn to fucking powder. Like that

0:41:49.520 --> 0:41:50.520
<v Speaker 1>shit's so lit.

0:41:51.280 --> 0:41:53.920
<v Speaker 2>I love like really old people who don't really know

0:41:53.960 --> 0:41:57.200
<v Speaker 2>what's like visually appetizing or visually appealing to young people

0:41:57.239 --> 0:42:00.080
<v Speaker 2>who are just posting tiktoks, and then it's like the

0:42:00.080 --> 0:42:03.319
<v Speaker 2>most jarring scene ever, Like from a young person's view,

0:42:03.760 --> 0:42:06.799
<v Speaker 2>it is the most off putting, like ominous video, and

0:42:06.840 --> 0:42:09.000
<v Speaker 2>from their perspective, they were like, this is cute. This

0:42:09.040 --> 0:42:10.759
<v Speaker 2>is just what I'm eating today, Like it's just what

0:42:10.800 --> 0:42:14.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm up to, and it's like something about it is

0:42:14.400 --> 0:42:17.920
<v Speaker 2>like the colors, the sounds, like the video itself feels

0:42:17.920 --> 0:42:20.799
<v Speaker 2>like I gave AI a really ominous text and told

0:42:20.800 --> 0:42:22.640
<v Speaker 2>it to make a video. But it's just this old

0:42:22.640 --> 0:42:23.480
<v Speaker 2>person existing.

0:42:23.640 --> 0:42:26.839
<v Speaker 1>That's like all of like the kids I grew up

0:42:26.880 --> 0:42:30.800
<v Speaker 1>with are all like simultaneously like mid twenties, like starting

0:42:30.800 --> 0:42:33.560
<v Speaker 1>to get into like cooking their own meals, and they

0:42:33.560 --> 0:42:37.440
<v Speaker 1>are so proud of themselves and they like love the

0:42:37.480 --> 0:42:40.480
<v Speaker 1>food they cook. And I'm sure it tastes great, but like,

0:42:40.960 --> 0:42:44.160
<v Speaker 1>y'all gotta work on your fucking plating for real, and

0:42:44.239 --> 0:42:47.600
<v Speaker 1>like work on the presentation, yes, literally, because if you're

0:42:47.600 --> 0:42:51.040
<v Speaker 1>gonna post it online, I'm going to judge the fuck

0:42:51.040 --> 0:42:53.399
<v Speaker 1>out of you if it's ugly, Like make it look good,

0:42:53.480 --> 0:42:55.239
<v Speaker 1>like I know it's just serving a purpose and it

0:42:55.239 --> 0:42:58.000
<v Speaker 1>probably tastes good, but like I'm not looking at your

0:42:58.080 --> 0:43:01.080
<v Speaker 1>nasty fucking plate of brown pot like it does not

0:43:01.239 --> 0:43:03.360
<v Speaker 1>look good, Like I don't I'm not eating it, so

0:43:03.400 --> 0:43:04.280
<v Speaker 1>I can't tell.

0:43:05.040 --> 0:43:08.920
<v Speaker 2>But you're talking about Mason posting his uh pasta on

0:43:09.000 --> 0:43:10.200
<v Speaker 2>his paper plate.

0:43:10.040 --> 0:43:12.600
<v Speaker 1>With his his like sauce sommer.

0:43:12.200 --> 0:43:14.960
<v Speaker 2>But he always says it's chocolate sauce, and it always

0:43:15.000 --> 0:43:17.720
<v Speaker 2>looks like chocolate sauce. That's what we were talking about. Yeah,

0:43:17.760 --> 0:43:18.799
<v Speaker 2>we're calling Mason out.

0:43:19.239 --> 0:43:21.839
<v Speaker 1>Speed is on a tour right now of him just

0:43:22.040 --> 0:43:24.520
<v Speaker 1>live streaming. I don't even know if he addresses like

0:43:24.960 --> 0:43:28.200
<v Speaker 1>the audience, but he just like sets his computer up

0:43:28.520 --> 0:43:31.239
<v Speaker 1>on stage in front of like five thousand kids and

0:43:31.360 --> 0:43:34.680
<v Speaker 1>just live streams and then that's it. I think I

0:43:34.719 --> 0:43:38.920
<v Speaker 1>could be wrong, but honestly, godd like that is so crazy.

0:43:38.960 --> 0:43:40.600
<v Speaker 2>It's like it feels like it would.

0:43:40.360 --> 0:43:44.680
<v Speaker 1>Be like an arc exactly, like that belongs in the moment.

0:43:45.000 --> 0:43:48.000
<v Speaker 1>That's literally what I'm saying. Like it's it's honestly like

0:43:49.520 --> 0:43:51.400
<v Speaker 1>it says a lot without saying much.

0:43:51.680 --> 0:43:53.799
<v Speaker 2>Well, Drew didn't realize he left a snail trail in

0:43:53.840 --> 0:43:55.600
<v Speaker 2>my bed, so I have to wash my sheets. It's

0:43:55.600 --> 0:43:58.120
<v Speaker 2>really annoying, Okay, And like that's why I woke up

0:43:58.160 --> 0:44:03.560
<v Speaker 2>as I rolled over into something Squidgy's from Drew. Do

0:44:03.600 --> 0:44:04.919
<v Speaker 2>you have a sye up corner or what?

0:44:05.000 --> 0:44:05.040
<v Speaker 1>Like?

0:44:05.120 --> 0:44:06.319
<v Speaker 2>Are you gonna entertain us?

0:44:06.440 --> 0:44:09.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Wow? So I am as a jewis sye op

0:44:09.400 --> 0:44:11.160
<v Speaker 1>corner and a Drew's brain flos.

0:44:11.280 --> 0:44:12.760
<v Speaker 2>No, we don't need the brain floss.

0:44:12.880 --> 0:44:15.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's all I am is Drew's brain floss to

0:44:15.520 --> 0:44:22.440
<v Speaker 1>you guys. Wow, okay, yeah, I have a few. Imagine

0:44:22.480 --> 0:44:26.720
<v Speaker 1>you come out of your teeth transplant surgery saying, Harry,

0:44:26.760 --> 0:44:32.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm out. I made it out alive. Then Harry hovers

0:44:32.200 --> 0:44:35.319
<v Speaker 1>over the top of you and says, who you think

0:44:35.440 --> 0:44:39.080
<v Speaker 1>gave you the teeth loove? And it's Harry Styles with

0:44:39.160 --> 0:44:43.080
<v Speaker 1>no teeth? Who you think gave you the teeth flow?

0:44:44.920 --> 0:44:48.280
<v Speaker 2>My name's Harry, and I gave you the teeth flow?

0:44:50.320 --> 0:44:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Have you seen the picture? Jo guy?

0:44:53.280 --> 0:44:55.839
<v Speaker 1>I just sent it to Oh you fight? I need

0:44:55.920 --> 0:45:01.279
<v Speaker 1>the teeth? Oh? My names every star you'll and we

0:45:01.400 --> 0:45:09.920
<v Speaker 1>talk about sex bagging and shocking women. OI, who you

0:45:09.960 --> 0:45:11.759
<v Speaker 1>think cay the t flow? Like?

0:45:12.600 --> 0:45:13.680
<v Speaker 2>Who made that?

0:45:14.400 --> 0:45:22.080
<v Speaker 1>A genius? In the hashtag imagine fassic um. Okay. Bitches

0:45:22.120 --> 0:45:24.200
<v Speaker 1>be on their phone twenty four to seven, then act

0:45:24.280 --> 0:45:27.359
<v Speaker 1>surprised when they see three thirty three, four, forty four,

0:45:27.760 --> 0:45:31.400
<v Speaker 1>one eleven them angel numbers. Not talking to you, babe,

0:45:31.520 --> 0:45:34.880
<v Speaker 1>Go the fuck outside. You're just on your phone too much.

0:45:35.280 --> 0:45:36.040
<v Speaker 2>That's literally you.

0:45:37.280 --> 0:45:41.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, literally, Girls with no car always getting the most drama.

0:45:41.080 --> 0:45:42.200
<v Speaker 1>How the fuck you even get there?

0:45:44.080 --> 0:45:46.880
<v Speaker 2>Dude? You know what's crazy, Drew is I was about

0:45:46.960 --> 0:45:50.799
<v Speaker 2>to look that one up. That's that one's so funny.

0:45:51.400 --> 0:45:54.480
<v Speaker 2>That's me to you. Yeah, literally from twenty like eighteen

0:45:54.560 --> 0:45:55.600
<v Speaker 2>to twenty twenty three.

0:45:55.760 --> 0:45:58.319
<v Speaker 1>It's hard to that one is good in its own right,

0:45:58.360 --> 0:46:03.800
<v Speaker 1>but it's hard to follow who you think this one

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<v Speaker 1>is a certified Drew classic. It came up with this

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<v Speaker 1>one all on my own. Imagine your card declines at

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<v Speaker 1>therapy and they just start telling you the truth that

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<v Speaker 1>you are the problem.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, don't leave, you come back.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't come up with that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Do another one, Do another one?

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<v Speaker 1>That's all I got. What Yeah, I know you're slim

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<v Speaker 1>pickens Like people aren't posting funny ship in them anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Like y'all need to get with it or no, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just not getting like compilations on TikTok oh. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>not forget my just post that picture right now, screenshot

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<v Speaker 1>that and send it. Mm hmmm. I just so hard

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<v Speaker 1>to go through my meme account that, Like, I it's

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<v Speaker 1>just difficult, Like I can't even explain it, bro, Like

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<v Speaker 1>it's just hard my job is so hard. I heart weed,

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<v Speaker 1>I heart rough sex, I heart freaks, I hearthead period. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>oh this is a good one. Look at my lawyer, dog,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to jail.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yours? Your original was crazy? All right? Should we

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<v Speaker 2>do some media?

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<v Speaker 1>My media of the week is blue face falling off stage?

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<v Speaker 2>Edited?

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<v Speaker 1>Man, it is.

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<v Speaker 3>But what's crazy is like they edited a reverb on

0:47:58.320 --> 0:48:04.160
<v Speaker 3>the fart. Wanted the part to feel It's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, in the room with us is the part in

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<v Speaker 1>the room with you?

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll insert that so y'all can clock that to

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<v Speaker 1>you too.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have to be a star to be in

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<v Speaker 2>My Show by Marilyn McCoo and Billy Davis Junior, California,

0:48:17.440 --> 0:48:23.440
<v Speaker 2>the live version by Joni Mitchell. And I've been listening

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<v Speaker 2>to what's it called? What is this song called? Everybody?

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<v Speaker 2>By Nicki Minajda, Like, who isn't listening to that? And

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<v Speaker 2>I've been listening to Strike Holster by Lo Yachty, a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Water strike shit, strike strike strike shit water strike shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Hey my.

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<v Speaker 1>God, let's do my Discover weekly for like a surprise

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<v Speaker 1>and see, like what we get into.

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<v Speaker 2>My Discover weekly was trying me. They keep trying to

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<v Speaker 2>feed me new songs since all those songs I was

0:48:54.280 --> 0:48:56.239
<v Speaker 2>listening to are from the seventies.

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<v Speaker 1>Kindo I did, okay, really ambient? All right, we got

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<v Speaker 1>fall Ozian. Let's check the see when this was made

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<v Speaker 1>because it sounds good.

0:49:32.280 --> 0:49:34.360
<v Speaker 2>It made yesterday by me.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you see when it was made? I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go to their profile.

0:49:38.000 --> 0:49:39.879
<v Speaker 2>You go to the album and then you can scroll down, Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Nineteen ninety three per wait and it has literally no listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>I put y'all onto something crazy they have. They got

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<v Speaker 1>two songs. I just put y'all the fuck on because

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<v Speaker 1>this show. They got porcelain too. This is one of

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<v Speaker 1>my favorites right now. Shoe gae Yeah no, thank me later,

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<v Speaker 1>oh z e a n Thank you Drew for putting

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<v Speaker 1>us on.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember when all I would listen to was shoegaze, and

0:50:08.320 --> 0:50:10.240
<v Speaker 2>I was like, why do I want to kill myself? Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Why you can't understand? Literally, what the fuck are the

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<v Speaker 1>Cocktail Twins saying? Like? What are they saying?

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<v Speaker 2>They're saying if you listen, they're saying, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>What y'all not y'all really aren't listening. You're not hearing them?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Then song for New York, New Jersey. We

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<v Speaker 1>praised the nine nine to nine Heart takes stave a lie,

0:50:36.719 --> 0:50:41.600
<v Speaker 1>not feeling it but respect Odo Benson Epogamy.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going through your whole Discover weekly right now, so bad,

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<v Speaker 2>so we need to wrap this up. Yeah, that was

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<v Speaker 2>made yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>If this was in my headphone, it would probably be

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<v Speaker 1>like circling my head like a forty audio like haircut.

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<v Speaker 1>They brought a melody in they lost me. Um Apogamy,

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<v Speaker 1>Otto Binson, all right, I'm gonna do one. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do one. We're sorry, Sorry, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>Umm insane reading your Discovery.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna get this whole video demonetized.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I love Spirit of the Behive, fell asleep with

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<v Speaker 1>a vision.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>I like song.

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<v Speaker 2>I like love but makes me so sad, but I'll

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<v Speaker 2>always always listen to it is but actually it makes

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<v Speaker 2>me sad and happy. We'll live through the long long days?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it dry my car?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? And I don't know the whole and the through

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<v Speaker 2>It's like Spotify moves too slow and through the long nights.

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<v Speaker 2>I was ishibashi that but it has to be the

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<v Speaker 2>one the song because he does. Like in that album,

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<v Speaker 2>there's like three renditions of each song, so like it's

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<v Speaker 2>like the same title, but there's like three different renditions

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<v Speaker 2>for each one, but you have to listen to one

0:52:12.560 --> 0:52:15.759
<v Speaker 2>that's three minutes and fifty five seconds. That one of

0:52:15.800 --> 0:52:19.800
<v Speaker 2>that title was like so good. It makes me so happy,

0:52:19.880 --> 0:52:23.000
<v Speaker 2>but also like so sad. But it like literally if

0:52:23.040 --> 0:52:24.799
<v Speaker 2>the world was ending, I would want to hear that

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<v Speaker 2>one because I would be like, wow, my life was amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's pretty. One last album. It is a Spirit

0:52:30.280 --> 0:52:35.000
<v Speaker 1>of the Beehive album. It's entertainment Comma death. It's scary,

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<v Speaker 1>but I love this shit. I love this shit and

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<v Speaker 1>it was it's a minorn album. Twenty twenty one.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh didn't watch any movies, any shows.

0:52:48.800 --> 0:52:52.359
<v Speaker 2>We've been too busy. We haven't been watching anything. We've

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<v Speaker 2>been watching The Cut and fucking Betas Squad.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to watch so fucking and Poor Things.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe we do that tonight. Oh. I think I

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<v Speaker 2>have a I have a class to go to tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to watch Salt Me with Jacob Alordi and

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<v Speaker 1>Poor Things with Emma Stoner. Bitch. One thing about me

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<v Speaker 1>is I love Emma Stone period.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>But okay, oh that's the episode. Oh no, I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just okay, like, what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well, I'm gonna go ship. Thank you guys

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<v Speaker 2>so much for listening. You're awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>M