Speaker 1: That's done and.
Speaker 2: Live from New York City. I'm learn should I started
Speaker 2: off with something really exciting that I've been holding back
Speaker 2: from you, but you kind of know about. Yes, you
Speaker 2: finally get to see it. So the other night I
Speaker 2: was hanging out without Drew. Miracle miracle occurrence. I say
Speaker 2: miracle occurrence like I'm not always hanging out without you,
Speaker 2: I just be hanging out. I got so many friends
Speaker 2: and like some of them, I can't bring you around
Speaker 2: because all of them are gonna gonna try and have
Speaker 2: sex with Drew and I don't want to see it
Speaker 2: because it makes me jealous. But the other night, I
Speaker 2: was like hanging around some friends and we ended up
Speaker 2: talking about Squid Game because we were all watching the
Speaker 2: Squid Game Challenge and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I could have one. I saw online that you can
Speaker 2: sign up for the next Squid Game Challenge, like the
Speaker 2: next season, and I looked it up and you can,
Speaker 2: so I signed up. And but what I didn't realize
Speaker 2: what I was signing up is you have to, like
Speaker 2: which this makes sense, you have to upload pictures of
Speaker 2: yourself and a video like a self tape, like they
Speaker 2: said anywhere. It has to be like ten to twenty
Speaker 2: seconds of why you should be in squid Game. So
Speaker 2: I did it? And should I do that? I'll show
Speaker 2: you that after, but I'll just say some of the
Speaker 2: answers I had. What was funny about it is like
Speaker 2: it it would be like, oh, what are you gonna
Speaker 2: do with the money, but they had a list of things,
Speaker 2: like you couldn't ride out exactly what you were gonna
Speaker 2: do with the money. It was like a scroll down
Speaker 2: list of things you would do. So it's like donate
Speaker 2: some to charity, like buy a house for my family,
Speaker 2: buy a house for me. One of them was relocate,
Speaker 2: which is like how many criminals are signing up for
Speaker 2: squid Game and they're like I must relocate.
Speaker 1: Wait have you seen them? That's another tangent. But there
Speaker 1: was like this like governmental program that like sent out
Speaker 1: free baseball tickets to a bunch of like the most
Speaker 1: wanted felons and criminals, like to their emails, and they
Speaker 1: ended up arresting like almost two thousand people showed up
Speaker 1: to this free game and they all got arrested.
Speaker 2: Like that is so much, but also like come on now, it.
Speaker 1: Was like murderers and killers and it was in like
Speaker 1: the early two thousands.
Speaker 2: But it's also so funny because like, why did you
Speaker 2: think you were randomly getting a ticket?
Speaker 1: Like they like pulled up and they were like like
Speaker 1: just chopping it up with everyone, and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I also committed a crime, and like people were getting
Speaker 1: wise about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm gonna do that with everybody I find
Speaker 2: attractive and then I'm not going to finish that sentence. Actually, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna practice self respect and control.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be hard for you. You don't have a
Speaker 1: lot of respect for yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm lacking. I'm lacking. Really, can you get that
Speaker 2: for me? For you?
Speaker 1: And a lot of things?
Speaker 2: What else?
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go there. I'm not gonna go there.
Speaker 2: You're been trying to convince me to like get a
Speaker 2: boob job, to get bigger boobs because he says that
Speaker 2: sometimes they're hidden under my clothes and he doesn't like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like I need to see more of
Speaker 1: my girl's body. But if another man sees it, like,
Speaker 1: it's gonna fuck it.
Speaker 2: If you wear that out, you're like literally a certified
Speaker 2: fucking slut because that should be for my eyes only.
Speaker 2: Even though the reason I got with you is.
Speaker 1: Because I called for my eyes only.
Speaker 2: And what's it gonna be about?
Speaker 1: Just music the people's ears.
Speaker 2: It's not gonna have like you're just gonna have that.
Speaker 1: Like did Drink make an album called for your eyes Only?
Speaker 2: No, it's for all the dogs?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, like there's an albl for your eyes only or.
Speaker 3: Something like that, number four your eyes Only.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you could take it so
Speaker 1: okay by finishing oh yeah.
Speaker 2: So like it had that, And I think I just
Speaker 2: keep the money for myself, which is kind of my
Speaker 2: vibe recently, like my money hoarding. I'm ntoring money hoarders.
Speaker 1: I literally have a note saying that we need to
Speaker 1: start hoarding wealth again. We need to make hoarding wealth
Speaker 1: great again.
Speaker 2: I believe in hoarding money. I don't believe in equal pay. Yes,
Speaker 2: I think you should take advantage of people.
Speaker 1: What a billion is not much money, it's not money,
Speaker 1: Like I don't think people like like if you work
Speaker 1: hard for your money, off like other people's labor, and
Speaker 1: you're just smart enough to just take advantage of other
Speaker 1: people and like pay them fucking dog scraps while you
Speaker 1: hoard the wealth sitting in your fucking corner office in
Speaker 1: a skyscraper, like you deserve three, four or five for that.
Speaker 2: You have morals aside and become a psychopath. That's not easy.
Speaker 1: You were evil.
Speaker 3: I was watching Succession. It wasn't until three seasons in
Speaker 3: that I watched and I was like, oh, these are
Speaker 3: supposed to be rich people. To me, always like these
Speaker 3: are poor people.
Speaker 2: I'm wanting, Yeah, like they don't have nearly as much
Speaker 2: money as they should, like until you're in the billions,
Speaker 2: I'm like, what's the point, Like, yeah, yeah, I actually
Speaker 2: can't believe that some people genuinely think that they're like, dude,
Speaker 2: a billion is nothing to me.
Speaker 1: I love the like hardcore boot liquors that are like
Speaker 1: they worked hard for that money, like hard though they
Speaker 1: did it. Yeah, they did not work hard. The people
Speaker 1: that are working hard are the fucking cashiers that have
Speaker 1: to interact with nasty, fucking, entitled gross people like you
Speaker 1: exactly demanding their snack wrap.
Speaker 2: Now I'm so congested as disgusting. I'm still sick. If
Speaker 2: anybody cares, I probably have white lung.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, don't even get me started. Don't even get
Speaker 1: me started. White lung COVID two point zero around March
Speaker 1: next year. Of course, it's the same time around elections
Speaker 1: that a new scary disease is taking over the planet.
Speaker 1: A kind of ironic. It's kind of ironic. We don't
Speaker 1: know what the fuck it is. It's affecting our kids
Speaker 1: and our children. The white lung is coming for you.
Speaker 1: Prepare for an Prepare for another shut down.
Speaker 2: You were literally a hypochodriac because he says something to
Speaker 2: me yesterday. I didn't say anything cause I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you rock because you're also falling asleep,
Speaker 2: but from my room, because he's also been sleeping in
Speaker 2: my room.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let me let me let me talk about
Speaker 1: that real quick. So I started a major three D
Speaker 1: print project for my blind box toys. Will insert the
Speaker 1: photos of the failure that it was, and then we'll see,
Speaker 1: is some like a nice little figurine that actually looks good,
Speaker 1: that still broke. But I like started and embarked on
Speaker 1: this journey, and like the fumes from that three D
Speaker 1: printer are so toxic in evil that like literally for
Speaker 1: the past like two or three days, like I actually
Speaker 1: have not been myself and I have fully melted the
Speaker 1: brain cells that I had left in my fucking brain
Speaker 1: because like I was like interacting with this like liquid
Speaker 1: uncured resin that's super gaseous and like the fumes just
Speaker 1: like latch onto the oxygen molecules and like take over it.
Speaker 1: I don't fucking know the signs behind it, but like
Speaker 1: long story short, it's carcinogenic and it stops the oxygen
Speaker 1: from getting to my brain. So I've been sleeping in
Speaker 1: Enya's room because I've been trying to air my room
Speaker 1: out for the past four days, but it still smells
Speaker 1: hella toxic.
Speaker 2: And from the hallway. He like yelled at me as
Speaker 2: he was falling asleep in my bed, and he was like,
Speaker 2: I think I have what's the word.
Speaker 1: Turn off the light? Hypoxia.
Speaker 2: He's like, I think I'm suffering from hypoxia. And I
Speaker 2: was like, what is that? And then he like right out,
Speaker 2: He's like, so I've been doing some research where it's
Speaker 2: like googling your syntoms is not doing some real No.
Speaker 1: No, I just I didn't do no research. I just
Speaker 1: know how hypoxia is. Like off top of my head,
Speaker 1: it's a lack of such.
Speaker 2: A hypochondriac because why do you know that?
Speaker 1: Like well, because I was like doing like anatomy and
Speaker 1: physiology and all those medicals, which was.
Speaker 2: Like the worst thing you could have ever done, because
Speaker 2: now you think you know what's happening.
Speaker 1: No, I literally also have a note taken down about
Speaker 1: like how like it's almost that time where I like
Speaker 1: start fiending to be sick again, where I'm like, like
Speaker 1: I love the attention I get when I'm sick.
Speaker 2: There's something wrong with you.
Speaker 1: No, we know you know me and my alters know.
Speaker 3: Their voices both kind of sound like parallel universe versions
Speaker 3: of you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to be stuck like this forever. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The audio listeners are like, who the fuck are these people?
Speaker 2: We replaced ourselves because we were just tired of working,
Speaker 2: and like we're already starting that money boarding idea. We're
Speaker 2: going to get someone to replace us who does all
Speaker 2: the work, and we're going to pay them maybe two
Speaker 2: dollars an hour, so two dollars an episode you ever
Speaker 2: shot out, We're paying them good. They're making eight bucks
Speaker 2: a month.
Speaker 1: But I was laying in bed and I said I
Speaker 1: had hypoxia. Why did I say I had hypoxia?
Speaker 2: He was like, because like I just like haven't been
Speaker 2: getting enough oxygen to my brady because since up congested
Speaker 2: and it had all those fumes. I'm like trying to
Speaker 2: breathe through my nose and not breathing through my mouth
Speaker 2: with just like breathe through your fick.
Speaker 1: I will never be a mouth breathe, Absolutely fucking not.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, break my three year mewing streak for what,
Speaker 1: some fucking oxygen for my blood. No, why do you
Speaker 1: think people been calling me sexy? It's because my hair
Speaker 1: is out of my face and they can see my jawline.
Speaker 1: Look at the comments on Josiah's new video. Every single
Speaker 1: one is about me being sexy. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. We'll insert them because I actually so
Speaker 1: happy you guys went through any screenshot at them because
Speaker 1: they made me feel so good about myself. I'm scared.
Speaker 1: Drew actually looks good as a straight woman. I'm so
Speaker 1: attracted to Drew. I'm going insane. Drew looks way too
Speaker 1: sexy in this video. Drew looks so good. I'm tired
Speaker 1: of y'all denying it. Like the way looks like a
Speaker 1: meal Drew is really serving Jesus. I can tell the
Speaker 1: grinder church Ap has been doing erk, Yes it has.
Speaker 1: Drew looks so good. What the fuck Drew looks so
Speaker 1: good in this that I was low key fantasizing. Oh
Speaker 1: I was low key fantasizing. Drew looks like a Victorian Prince.
Speaker 1: Drew looks good as hell.
Speaker 2: He get it.
Speaker 1: You don't understand how much I needed this after an
Speaker 1: was there no one, no look. And these are all
Speaker 1: just like straight up screenshots, like every single one of these.
Speaker 1: It's just back to back. It's just back to back,
Speaker 1: like people want me, people love me.
Speaker 2: I'll have him in your bed saying that he's suffering
Speaker 2: from hypoxia. I throw this away, and that's why I've
Speaker 2: been so grumpy. And he's like, and that's why I've
Speaker 2: been so grumpy the past.
Speaker 1: Oh no, Like I've been like, hella fucking dizzy, like
Speaker 1: literally so dizzy all day and just like yesterday was
Speaker 1: not my day. I was a little grumpy boy and
Speaker 1: like I just wasn't having it. But I'm also sick
Speaker 1: as a dog because I got that dog and me, Oh,
Speaker 1: you're so cringey, Drew, and you do things like that,
Speaker 1: shut up, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, he was like well, because I don't breathe
Speaker 2: through my mouth and I can't breathe through my nose,
Speaker 2: so I'm suffering from my POxy. And I was like,
Speaker 2: what are we like, breathe through your fucking mouth. Also,
Speaker 2: you have been snoring since You're like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been bad, Jose. I always said it was
Speaker 1: worse than yours. The other day when I fell asleep
Speaker 1: on the couch, when.
Speaker 2: We were both sleeping on the couch, you were fully storm.
Speaker 1: Well, let me bring something up that the first night
Speaker 1: when I slept in your bed, you did what did
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: So I always like want it car Are you okay? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: just making sure. I always like was curious about Enya's
Speaker 1: bedtime rituals, just because like everyone has a little thing
Speaker 1: that they do, and like I was like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is probably like brushing her hair, like being like cute
Speaker 1: and just getting ready for bed, putting on her lotions
Speaker 1: and her creams and just like doing her little thing
Speaker 1: like whatever that girls do, taking out her tampon, like period.
Speaker 2: Shit, wait, how long do you think a menstrual cycle lasts?
Speaker 1: Like apparently years for you? Because you're a bitch all
Speaker 1: the time. Pmsing much. No, they last for like a week,
Speaker 1: like a few days. Yeah, yeah, I know because we.
Speaker 2: Were watching that video where it was like the guys
Speaker 2: try to disguise themselves as girls, like and one of
Speaker 2: the guys was like, doesn't e menstal cycle last thirty days?
Speaker 2: And I actually could believe that because I was like, wait,
Speaker 2: wait a second, Like if you were like, there's no
Speaker 2: excuse to also be in your twenties and be a
Speaker 2: sexually active person, like that is where I draw the line.
Speaker 2: If you are sexually active man and you still think that,
Speaker 2: it's like how many times have you interacted with a woman?
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, I'm on my period, and if is
Speaker 2: she just like ghosting you for a month. Then she's like,
Speaker 2: I'm not on my period anymore, Like is that what's happening?
Speaker 1: Like why do you get play? He just doesn't get played.
Speaker 1: But anyways, We're like laying in bed, I'm kind of
Speaker 1: doing my thing, like I have my laptop open and
Speaker 1: playing a video and I'm watching TikTok on my phone.
Speaker 1: At one point, you're like, Drew, turn off your laptop,
Speaker 1: like turn their brightness down, yah, cause it was so.
Speaker 2: Bright because I was like kind of falling asleep, and
Speaker 2: I turned my head and it was just.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, it's like a flash bang. And then so
Speaker 1: Enya's laying there, she's like slowly dozing off, and then
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck did Enya just fall asleep to?
Speaker 1: Like what is she listening to? So I like listen
Speaker 1: in She's literally listening to like the most gruesome, like diabolical,
Speaker 1: like murder like podcast show that's like talking about like
Speaker 1: beheading women and like cutting their limbs off. Okay, I have.
Speaker 2: Not like watched something like that to fall asleep in
Speaker 2: a long time, and I swear on my mother's urn
Speaker 2: I have not watched something like that to fall asleep
Speaker 2: for a long time. But I was so tired and
Speaker 2: I didn't have it in me to scroll through TikTok,
Speaker 2: and that was at the top of my timeline, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I've already watched all like if you
Speaker 2: know Evan and Caitlin, that's what I'll be watching. That's
Speaker 2: my vibe. But they have I've fucking uploaded. So I
Speaker 2: was like, damn, you're gonna push me. And I was
Speaker 2: gonna watch a plane crash video. I was like, let
Speaker 2: me not restart that journey.
Speaker 1: And you're always like, why am I so anxious? Like
Speaker 1: why am I so scared of everything all the time.
Speaker 1: It's because you fall asleep to murder documentaries, Like it's crazy,
Speaker 1: it really did. I've never seen you fall asleep so
Speaker 1: fast in my little life.
Speaker 2: You know what it is. It's like I think it's
Speaker 2: less about the content, but it's more about like the
Speaker 2: voice of the people who do that. They have such
Speaker 2: a specific octave. It's like Joe Para, Like it literally
Speaker 2: just puts me to sleep, that's my ASMR.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do have like nice voices and shit, why
Speaker 1: are you changing your voice? I'm not. I think being
Speaker 1: congested like is legitimately the worst thing that can ever
Speaker 1: happen to me personally, like it Like, I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 1: I will go on record saying this. I would rather
Speaker 1: be dead than be congested for a week, Like I
Speaker 1: literally cannot exist in this form Like this is too much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like we too much. Tried to start going
Speaker 2: back to the gym because we're not like sick anymore.
Speaker 2: We're just left over with some congestion. And I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: The second I start running on that fucking treadmill, I
Speaker 2: start choking on flem and it is the nastiest thing ever.
Speaker 2: And it's so embarrassed to.
Speaker 1: Tell the story, tell the story about how competitive you
Speaker 1: always get on me for being competitive.
Speaker 2: Okay, I have explain this though. So me, just I
Speaker 2: and Drew were at the gym and like before they
Speaker 2: went off to do their like workouts, Drew got on
Speaker 2: my treadmill behind me, and we were walking together, and
Speaker 2: the lady behind us, Josie, saw her and he was like,
Speaker 2: she just gave us the dirtiest look for doing that,
Speaker 2: because it's like a bougie gym, and like everybody there
Speaker 2: takes themselves so fucking serious. And I guess I'm one
Speaker 2: of those people too because of what I ended up doing.
Speaker 2: But like, Drew was behind me and we were walking
Speaker 2: for a second and he left, and now I was
Speaker 2: like stuck in the idea that this woman was watching
Speaker 2: me because she was right behind me on another treadmill.
Speaker 2: So like I was like doing my like warm up,
Speaker 2: and then I started running and I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I literally can't run because I'm so congested
Speaker 2: that I like can't in take enough air to keep going.
Speaker 2: And I was like overheating really fast as I couldn't
Speaker 2: take air. But then as I'm running, I'm like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, this lady behind me is going to see
Speaker 2: that I only ran for like two minutes and be
Speaker 2: like this bitch is just here to play like she's
Speaker 2: not even about it. So then I kept running and
Speaker 2: choking on my phone because I was like, I will
Speaker 2: not I will not let her think I am here
Speaker 2: to fucking play around. Yeah, I'm about my business, bitch.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I ran for like three extra minutes and
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. I almost fainted because I was getting
Speaker 2: no oxygen to my head. I think I basically embarrassed
Speaker 2: myself even more because I was so lightheaded from running
Speaker 2: with no oxygen that I had to stop the treadmill
Speaker 2: and like bend down because I almost fainted.
Speaker 1: I will say, when I was walking with you to
Speaker 1: get my heart rate up before my exercising, I do
Speaker 1: like a little inclined walk for five to ten minutes.
Speaker 1: When I like got on your treadmill and we started
Speaker 1: just like goofing off. For those like five seconds, I
Speaker 1: could feel her inner g like burn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, burning holds through our backs like you do not
Speaker 2: like what did we do? We're just like you're mad because.
Speaker 1: We're young and you're boring.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're here alone and we're here with friends,
Speaker 2: so you're mad. But yeah, oh wait, I never even
Speaker 2: finished the Squid Games, the Swiss Games thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it was asking questions like it was like, oh,
Speaker 2: how do you do in team situations? And my answer
Speaker 2: was I fall back and I let everybody make a
Speaker 2: mistake so that I can't be blamed for the mistake.
Speaker 2: How do you do in confrontations? I said, I win.
Speaker 2: I've got a nasty temper. It was like, what do
Speaker 2: you why do you want to win the money? And
Speaker 2: I said, honestly, so I can just like never do
Speaker 2: anything ever again. I just kind of want to chill
Speaker 2: with my life. And then it was like, why do
Speaker 2: you want to be in squid Games, Like so I
Speaker 2: could prove to everybody that I will win. It was like,
Speaker 2: why do you think you will win? It was like,
Speaker 2: because I will. I just know it and just ship
Speaker 2: like that, and like I'll insert the pictures that I
Speaker 2: like gave for myself, because it was asking for like
Speaker 2: a headshot, like a full body shot, like all this
Speaker 2: shit kind This is one of the pictures I gave.
Speaker 1: If they selected you and would you shave your head
Speaker 1: for the role?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, what if they were like, you actually look
Speaker 2: like that, because we'll take you. Yeah. And then this
Speaker 2: is what I haven't showed, Drew. But this is my
Speaker 2: squid my official Squid Games self tape.
Speaker 3: Hi, what's up?
Speaker 2: My name is any man's word? I want to be
Speaker 2: on the next Schouid Game. Please shose me. I am
Speaker 2: five on four, ready to have fun and I will
Speaker 2: be winning. So maybe you don't choose me because you're
Speaker 2: gonna have to give me four point five mens.
Speaker 1: I hate that boys knew at.
Speaker 2: The end because I had to show them that I
Speaker 2: can serve condo.
Speaker 1: You have to.
Speaker 2: So hopefully, guys, I will be shipped off to Squid
Speaker 2: Game soon and you won't see me for six to.
Speaker 1: Eight months, literally, please please God. Well, ya made that,
Speaker 1: and I heard that they were having a little fun,
Speaker 1: so I decided to make my own.
Speaker 3: What would you go ahead?
Speaker 1: My name is Drew Phillips and I'm casting for the
Speaker 1: Squid Games. I'm the villain of the season. Oh I I.
Speaker 2: I'm the villain of the season. We should just make
Speaker 2: a song and give it to them yo. Oh but yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll my swine because they're like, oh, do you know
Speaker 2: anybody who signed up for it? And I said no,
Speaker 2: because obviously they don't want like alliances to be formed
Speaker 2: all like at first. Also, game shows are so funny
Speaker 2: like that when they're like, there's alliances, It's like, no,
Speaker 2: you're literally stuck in a room with random people and
Speaker 2: you're just making friends. But people like start to get
Speaker 2: so psychologically torn apart and said it like that that
Speaker 2: they see people making connections and they're like, what are
Speaker 2: they doing? Like do we look like an alliance? They're
Speaker 2: forming an alliance? It's like no, they're y'all are just
Speaker 2: making friends because you're gonna be here for like fifteen
Speaker 2: days in a row.
Speaker 1: Should we put this picture up there? Or should I
Speaker 1: post this on Instagram?
Speaker 2: You should post that on the Grinder church app? Look
Speaker 2: at this one cut?
Speaker 1: Should I post this on I g the way it
Speaker 1: would eat that God?
Speaker 3: Dude? The one of Josiah's really naughty.
Speaker 2: I hate Josiah, Like Josiah could take photos really is
Speaker 2: joring to me? Yeah, but yeah, So hopefully I'll.
Speaker 1: Be in the next Squidge games.
Speaker 2: In the next Squitch games, and I'll be winning.
Speaker 1: No I was telling, and I was like, no, like
Speaker 1: if you and I went on together and like had
Speaker 1: our little catnus impeda moment like where it was like
Speaker 1: between the two of us in the final and like
Speaker 1: you had to like stab me in the heart, but
Speaker 1: like we decided to like make love instead, like they
Speaker 1: would love, they love, they would like I guess they.
Speaker 3: His mouth exposed.
Speaker 1: No, like like the whole thing is like, oh, like
Speaker 1: we would have to have sex on camera. So like
Speaker 1: I'm like, why would they not want that for us?
Speaker 1: Like why would you know?
Speaker 2: How is no one fucking in there like they are?
Speaker 1: They are for sure when it gets down, like it's
Speaker 1: two and a half weeks and they're banging, boning and bashing,
Speaker 1: they're gishing, they're gishing, they're bashed, Like let's talk about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess maybe they would let us go because
Speaker 2: they let that mom and son get in, so they
Speaker 2: need another duo for the next season. It's gonna be us, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like imagine the thing is I have such a like
Speaker 2: big ego and like.
Speaker 1: No, you would embarrassments so complex.
Speaker 2: Actually that's why because in my head, no, in my head,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't compete because I'd be like, this is so
Speaker 2: embarrassing that we're all competing and we want something so
Speaker 2: bad because I have like, uh, no self respect and
Speaker 2: I don't believe in fighting for what I want that
Speaker 2: my head in my head, in my head, I would
Speaker 2: think I wouldn't do because I'd be like like I
Speaker 2: don't want people to know I want something that's embarrassing.
Speaker 2: But then I think about how competitive I am in nature,
Speaker 2: and I would be a fucking nightmare. I literally am
Speaker 2: so bad at competitions because I get so like intense
Speaker 2: for no reason. It's never that serious, but I need
Speaker 2: to win, like I need to win, and if I
Speaker 2: didn't win, bitch, let my little chest thing, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: rip it out and like throw it at someone's head,
Speaker 2: like don't pop that shit on my chest, like that's
Speaker 2: too much. And I'm not gonna act like I'm dead
Speaker 2: because they had all those bitches falling on the floor
Speaker 2: like they're dead. If they pop my shit, I'd be like, yeah.
Speaker 1: That was too far, like making their squidge explor squib explode,
Speaker 1: and then like them having to fake death like a
Speaker 1: five million dollars like it's o D like it's crazy.
Speaker 2: Some of them are really even giving like a fake
Speaker 2: death perform, like they were like I'm gonna get this emmy,
Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna get this fucking emty. Like some of
Speaker 2: them were literally like me, maybe they'll give me money,
Speaker 2: like so dramatic.
Speaker 3: I'm just so proud of you guys, because just then
Speaker 3: the mic was like pointed away and you like over here,
Speaker 3: and you like intuitively like professional podcaster vibes, like knocked
Speaker 3: it towards your mouth.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: I was about to have to like go engine your
Speaker 3: mond and be like, oh, like can you turn.
Speaker 2: Then I just did a bunch of coke this morning,
Speaker 2: so I'm really like fine tone today.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Okay, I've been on like a cold concerning but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been really scary. She's on like a bender.
Speaker 1: She wakes up at noon, she wakes up at noon.
Speaker 1: Everyone like it's really scary.
Speaker 2: I literally cannot wake up, dude. Every time it hits
Speaker 2: this time of year, waking up before eleven a m.
Speaker 2: Is the hardest task.
Speaker 1: Which is so surprising because the sun comes out earlier
Speaker 1: to greet even I think because.
Speaker 2: I'm just cold and comfy and I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 2: just want to sleep, like I slept for ten hours
Speaker 2: last night.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy, And then.
Speaker 2: I kept sleep and I'm crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm thinking about getting veneers again.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna get your teeth chain down?
Speaker 1: I would be so dis big nasty, fucking gum teeth,
Speaker 1: Like I want big, nasty, bright while like like horse teeth,
Speaker 1: Like I want them to be like.
Speaker 2: Neers were the biggest stam Like that's when like the
Speaker 2: beauty industry got men and women at the same time. Like, actually,
Speaker 2: veneers are beautiful for that, because I feel like usually
Speaker 2: beauty standards just fall on women and like women are
Speaker 2: having to go under the knife and shit. But they
Speaker 2: were like you know what, both genders will fuck with big.
Speaker 1: Teeth, yeah, big big teeth. No, Like I think veneers,
Speaker 1: when they're done right, are actually like really nice and cool.
Speaker 1: But like if you already have nice teeth and you're
Speaker 1: getting veneers, like it is a stab in the heart,
Speaker 1: Like it's crazy.
Speaker 2: It was his smile.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't stop imagining you with like huge cartoon teeth.
Speaker 2: The thing about venears is even when they're good, though,
Speaker 2: like that first week is really jarring, that first.
Speaker 1: Week of like new acclimating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I have to reacclimate my eyes to the
Speaker 2: fact that like, I know what your teeth looked like,
Speaker 2: like it's like a key component to your face, and
Speaker 2: now they're just big.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're we're strictly talking cosmetic. We're strictly like,
Speaker 1: if you need fucking fake teeth, do your thing like respect.
Speaker 2: But I mean the bitches who like they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: I wish my teeth were whiter.
Speaker 1: And it's like, why no one has white teeth?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks so weird, like you look like you
Speaker 2: threw the Paris filter over your face permanently.
Speaker 1: But I am getting veneers soon.
Speaker 2: You're gonna go to Turkey, get your hair get a
Speaker 2: hairline and veneers.
Speaker 1: Also the people that reached out to me for hairline
Speaker 1: surgery very early into the podcast, they were like, we'll
Speaker 1: fly you and a buddy out to get two free
Speaker 1: hairline surgeries. I was offended then, but now I want
Speaker 1: it because it would be so funny, Like if I
Speaker 1: like literally got like a crazy hairline.
Speaker 2: Like literally right here and have like no ford.
Speaker 1: I just want the picture of my face like really
Speaker 1: big and swollen so bad.
Speaker 2: I could just beat you the fuck up.
Speaker 1: Kai. You're giggly today, Yeah, dude.
Speaker 2: Because Kai hit a dad brik before we started.
Speaker 3: Was I not supposed to hit that? No, dude, I
Speaker 3: was gonna say I peed before the podcast and I
Speaker 3: put the seat down, and yeah.
Speaker 1: He's saying he did a good thing. You were just
Speaker 1: so unrespecting, like.
Speaker 3: Just like waiting on my thank you for that?
Speaker 2: Why would I say thank you for that?
Speaker 3: Because it's it was super nice?
Speaker 1: Would have fallen? Your petite body would have fallen.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm so yeah, I know I would have been
Speaker 2: flushed away because I'm so small. I would have just.
Speaker 1: Like like a piece of paper.
Speaker 2: We were at O'Ryan's exhibit and I like was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I literally have to ship. I'm going
Speaker 2: back there to ship. And I didn't even tell Drew
Speaker 2: that who told you that?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Because I was like, all right, buye, I'm gonna go ship.
Speaker 2: And I went and grabbed my phone and went to
Speaker 2: the back and I was like on the toilet and
Speaker 2: I just hear like and like someone's wiggling the door handle,
Speaker 2: which immediately knew it was Drew, because like, who the
Speaker 2: fuck has the urgency at this exhibit, Like it's all
Speaker 2: respectable adults he or other than like Oriyan's three rowdy
Speaker 2: ass friends and someone's like jiggling the do the voice
Speaker 2: you did?
Speaker 1: There's a fire, right, there's a fire. There's a fire.
Speaker 1: And then I started blowing smoke under the door. I
Speaker 1: found Enya's vape and I just started.
Speaker 2: Blowing like the seat with my like purse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I was like like blowing smoke under the door.
Speaker 1: It was such a evacuated get the fuck out. I
Speaker 1: just like harmonized with myself three different layers. Oh there's
Speaker 1: like three voice no whatever, But what were you saying
Speaker 1: about whatever? His fucking nuts is what the.
Speaker 2: Fuck was eindsight? Is that real? Like him sticking his
Speaker 2: tongue out? Why was he doing that? He was silly.
Speaker 1: We can't take bag of chips on his head, Like
Speaker 1: he's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: We need to edit that. I like, my girl's crazy.
Speaker 2: We can't take her anywhere. Why did he do that?
Speaker 1: Like cheaps.
Speaker 2: Time?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was like three days before he died.
Speaker 2: Really wait what did he die from?
Speaker 1: I think old age? No, see, he's goofy. But that
Speaker 1: one is crazy. That's not real? Is that one real? No?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah it is.
Speaker 1: See he was just with the ships like he was
Speaker 1: down for the vibe. He was just crazy a mathematician,
Speaker 1: Like mathematicians can let loosen have fun sometimes.
Speaker 2: Do you think he like banged hard or was he
Speaker 2: like mid, I'm not going there with you, Okay. I
Speaker 2: just feel like he probably like put down.
Speaker 1: Einstein lays pipe.
Speaker 2: I feel like Einstein laid it down like crazy boo
Speaker 2: yeah nerds do.
Speaker 3: Yeah. He hit the back walls for sure.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait, I just deleted all my notes.
Speaker 2: You say that every episode, like you don't know how
Speaker 2: to navigate your iPhone. Every episode you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: oh my god, two years of worked out the joint.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Literally, this the new update is like too much, Like
Speaker 1: you're literally going too far, Like I wish I had
Speaker 1: my old phone with my old ass update. Just like
Speaker 1: it's like, also, this phone doesn't fit in my fucking hands.
Speaker 1: So like I'll like be on the TikTok.
Speaker 2: Feed and like oh yeah, your hand will touch the.
Speaker 1: Pad of my hand will like touch the refresh button,
Speaker 1: and I'll just like lose the video that I was
Speaker 1: intently watching, and I'm just like, okay, fuck this, fuck this.
Speaker 1: I was researching like Christian mega churches, specifically like Texas
Speaker 1: Christian Mega churches, And I don't know if you've ever
Speaker 1: been to a megachurch, but it's kind of like a
Speaker 1: rite of passage like in the in like South Tech,
Speaker 1: like in the bi Yeah by belt, like is to
Speaker 1: like experience that as a person, and like really it
Speaker 1: is fucking crazy like it it's disgusting, literally disgusting because
Speaker 1: like one, they're like arenas like in some of these
Speaker 1: churches like thirty five no literally like thirty thousand people
Speaker 1: like capacity for these like church events. And two, like
Speaker 1: some of them, like specifically the Christian I mean the
Speaker 1: Christmas like shows that they put on like literally have
Speaker 1: stage design comparable to like Beyonce's Renaissance tour. Like it's
Speaker 1: the craziest, Like I'm not exaggerating. I feel like every
Speaker 1: single night they have like a two hundred thousand, two
Speaker 1: hundred fty thousand dollars budget and they do these Christmas
Speaker 1: shows for like months get.
Speaker 2: Their money from their like people who come.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a lot of it is, but it's all
Speaker 1: also like all tax free. But I found a video
Speaker 1: that I want us to all watch together, So kay
Speaker 1: come over here of like the megachurch, and I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure this is in Plano it's ridiculous this this is
Speaker 1: all the same fucking show. Like when I'm about to
Speaker 1: show you all happened at the same show. So first
Speaker 1: a horse and a carriage like some really dark Satanist ship,
Speaker 1: people flying around like the Drake concert. Yeah, more stage
Speaker 1: design than Drake's concert. Cammel's in Texas, Like, okay, how
Speaker 1: are they Like it's like the Pink concert with them
Speaker 1: flipping around and ship Zebras drummer boy, Like this is crazy.
Speaker 1: Beyonce flying over it's at the Renaissance tour.
Speaker 2: But yeah, wait, what the fuck does any of that
Speaker 2: have to do with God?
Speaker 1: It's that was all one show.
Speaker 2: Wait, I thought like hardcore Christians didn't believe.
Speaker 1: In Santa because Christmas is a pagan holiday, Like it
Speaker 1: literally is a pagan holiday. But like they just know
Speaker 1: they can't make more money doing that ship.
Speaker 3: But that also costs like a million dollars and.
Speaker 1: They do it all the fucking time, and they do
Speaker 1: regular shows where the sermon like or where the preachers
Speaker 1: just flying around like every single show they like fly
Speaker 1: in that.
Speaker 3: Must have been like three times the amount of a
Speaker 3: Beyonce concert.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it's it's unshown.
Speaker 2: How are they homophobic, but they're so theatric.
Speaker 1: Every person I went to church with that was a
Speaker 1: very homophobic person I have seen on Grinder. I have
Speaker 1: seen you. I know, I see the type of person.
Speaker 3: So of course they're on there guy that's doing cartwheels that.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is like they're literally so theatric and
Speaker 2: it's like so it literally reminds me of that video
Speaker 2: of the drag Queens like circling like at that event
Speaker 2: recently when they like fell. I hope they were, Okay.
Speaker 2: I never like looked at that up I've show, but
Speaker 2: I like don't understand, like it is so theatric. It
Speaker 2: is so Broadway. So I'm like, and then they do
Speaker 2: all that and then they're like okay, but like low key,
Speaker 2: fuck gay people, fuck poor people, we hate you no period.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: In my hometown, the there's like this non denominational church
Speaker 1: that like for a very long time was like they're
Speaker 1: church to go to. It was it's like.
Speaker 2: Very it was like eleven in Miami.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. It was like the clerb.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: It actually was super hig attack but like in like
Speaker 1: a modest way, and it was not denominational, and like
Speaker 1: their motto was like no perfect people allowed. So like,
Speaker 1: no matter what walk of life you come from, like
Speaker 1: whatever sexuality you are, like whatever, the vibe is like
Speaker 1: you're welcome in this church and loved in and accepted.
Speaker 1: And for a very long time I was like hell yeah,
Speaker 1: like swag. But the new pastor preacher whatever the hell
Speaker 1: is biggest op of all time. He's definitely a closeted
Speaker 1: gay man because like randomly, in every single sermon he'll
Speaker 1: just sneak in like anti gay rhetoric. He'll just say
Speaker 1: like the one that happened recently that caused like a
Speaker 1: really big stir in my community, and like he actually
Speaker 1: had the publicly apologize because like this church has a
Speaker 1: good church. Like I really like if I, like in
Speaker 1: Granburry and wanted to attend church regularly, Lee, I would
Speaker 1: go to this church. Like it's it's a great place.
Speaker 1: But just like sometimes he'll just like get on his
Speaker 1: high horse and start talking about like gay shit, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, brother, like what are you on about? Like
Speaker 1: recently he was like does.
Speaker 2: This have to do with like me losing faith because
Speaker 2: my mother is.
Speaker 1: Sick exactly, Like it's so bizarre, and like he'll like
Speaker 1: the one that caused the controversy was he was like
Speaker 1: just giving this sermon and all of a sudden he
Speaker 1: started doing like a stand up bit about like his son,
Speaker 1: like how his son is like star quarterback, and he
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, like my son like would never be
Speaker 1: gay because like you know, they say this, like there's
Speaker 1: research studies about wrestling with your kid, like it'll stop
Speaker 1: him from being gay. So like I'll just grab him
Speaker 1: and start wrestling him because my son will never be gay.
Speaker 1: And everyone was like Paul, oh, and we were all like,
Speaker 1: oh no, you like are weird. You're weird. It's really
Speaker 1: weird behavior. And he there's like two sermons every Sunday,
Speaker 1: there's an early morning in an afternoon, and he did
Speaker 1: he set up the bit and did the bit the
Speaker 1: exact same way both times, so because it was like
Speaker 1: super planned and like he both got last. But then
Speaker 1: like Facebook destroyed him. It had like a thousand comments
Speaker 1: on our small little hometowns like Facebook page, and everyone
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, it's weird. They lost if he doesn't
Speaker 1: stop like being homophobic, like we're gonna stop going to
Speaker 1: this church and like whatever.
Speaker 2: But it's almost you can be gay and have faith
Speaker 2: in God. He doesn't have to be like that. Wow.
Speaker 2: But like I feel like just priests and like pastors
Speaker 2: and everybody, like they just get so like tapped into
Speaker 2: their ego of it and then they're like I can
Speaker 2: expand I can they start to feel like an entertainer.
Speaker 2: They're like they're the false ide I can move like,
Speaker 2: I can make them laugh, I can make them cry,
Speaker 2: like I could do anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all false idols, like if you don't worship
Speaker 1: anything but your god, false idol except for me because
Speaker 1: I am God to a lot of people. Surprisingly, have
Speaker 1: you ever just.
Speaker 2: Thought to, like, I don't know, take into account that
Speaker 2: you just might be a compulsive liar?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I am.
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna like deny that, Like.
Speaker 1: No, I am a compulsive liar.
Speaker 2: It's fun, But doesn't that like go like if if
Speaker 2: people believe that you're like their god, Like I don't
Speaker 2: think people want to like have a god that's like
Speaker 2: a compulsive.
Speaker 1: If they believe I'm their God, then like what's the problem.
Speaker 2: Oh, I guess yeah, you could do whatever you want.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but do.
Speaker 2: They get to do whatever they want?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just like.
Speaker 1: Lying is fun in whoever I hurt in my way
Speaker 1: deserves to be hurt, what the fuck randomly, like.
Speaker 2: It deserves randomly random as fuck. But if you fall
Speaker 2: for my lie, you deserve it, like and seem.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, humble. The refrigerator is like classic right now,
Speaker 1: like it sounds so good, like I'm not even kidding,
Speaker 1: like being up late, like when you're not supposed to,
Speaker 1: like in the kitchen, like making a mustard sandwich and
Speaker 1: like mustard and cheese sandwich. Y'all never did that, No,
Speaker 1: And then you hear like you're being quiet and like.
Speaker 2: Were you like raised in the nineteen twenties, Like why
Speaker 2: is that sandwich of choice?
Speaker 1: It was really written in an ingredient's house. We had
Speaker 1: to like fin food. If you wanted food, you had
Speaker 1: to cook it. Hell no, I couldn't, Like there was
Speaker 1: a time when my family caught up that, like, but
Speaker 1: there were times when me and my sister would be
Speaker 1: like so hungry that we would eat raw pasta and
Speaker 1: chocolate chips, like I tried to think.
Speaker 2: I would always like eat like I'd fuck on some
Speaker 2: like cup noodles, Like we always had cup noodles in
Speaker 2: the crib, so that was like mine, but.
Speaker 1: You had to cook that shit you you ever eat them?
Speaker 2: And I'd put cheese in it, yeah, oh classics, Like
Speaker 2: I do cheese, I's green peppers and then cheese.
Speaker 1: How I would do mine is I would cook the
Speaker 1: noodles on the stove till they are like literally so
Speaker 1: squidgy and soft that like they have no bite to
Speaker 1: the noodles left, I would drain all of the water out,
Speaker 1: literally all of it. Then I would put a chicken
Speaker 1: buoy on cube and the sauce packet in there.
Speaker 2: I guess, so you give yourself sodium overlad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. And then I'd put a slice of cheese
Speaker 1: or two if I was feeling crazy, and I'd mix
Speaker 1: it up and I would make this like gelatinous like
Speaker 1: glob of salt and like nasty chicken flavor, and I
Speaker 1: would just eat that down. But like when I was
Speaker 1: like really young and I didn't know how to use
Speaker 1: the microwave yet, like and I was really scared of
Speaker 1: the microwave for a long time because I put like
Speaker 1: a fork in there and I made like plasma and
Speaker 1: like it literally almost burned the house down. I would
Speaker 1: just take the ramen uncooked out of the bag and
Speaker 1: pour the flavor packet, the powder flavor packet on it
Speaker 1: and just eat it like chips like that. It was
Speaker 1: so that was the move because I.
Speaker 3: Was never pasta where it wasn't like quite as harsh.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah you could still chew it.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was houterized pasta.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it was crazy. But the top ramin arc
Speaker 1: was like fucking lit.
Speaker 2: My little sister would always, always, without fail, if we
Speaker 2: let her cook her cup noodles alone, she would always
Speaker 2: almost start a fire. Like I'm not kidding. I can
Speaker 2: remember eight different occasions where we'd be sitting in the
Speaker 2: living room and we'd be like, what's that smell? What's happening?
Speaker 2: And we go into the kitchen and she's like opening
Speaker 2: the microwave and she's like and she would always forget
Speaker 2: her fork in her fucking plate that she made of
Speaker 2: leftovers and always.
Speaker 1: Almost that sound.
Speaker 2: Dude needs to put their iPhone in a microwave. The
Speaker 2: new iPhone what happened.
Speaker 1: Literally like there was a whole YouTube channel that would
Speaker 1: put in microwaves that was like mine and my buddies
Speaker 1: like ship for a while before I started dissecting live
Speaker 1: animals to see their heart beating. But what, uh, my
Speaker 1: favorite genre of video right now is like not my
Speaker 1: favorite genre, it's top ten genre all time. I'll leave
Speaker 1: it there. But it is like people like cooking pizzas
Speaker 1: in the oven and forgetting about them for twenty four
Speaker 1: hours and then just being like a solid massive charcoal,
Speaker 1: or like cooking the ramen or heating something up in
Speaker 1: the microwaven forgetting about it and it went on for
Speaker 1: ten minutes, and it's just like this black lump of
Speaker 1: burnt food, Like those videos will always always always get me,
Speaker 1: and like it will be like a Pepperoni pizza and
Speaker 1: you can see like the black Pepperonis on the black pizza,
Speaker 1: like it's sort of a classic. Or like they'll like
Speaker 1: be cooking a turkey and like they'll pick up the
Speaker 1: bone and it will turn to fucking powder. Like that
Speaker 1: shit's so lit.
Speaker 2: I love like really old people who don't really know
Speaker 2: what's like visually appetizing or visually appealing to young people
Speaker 2: who are just posting tiktoks, and then it's like the
Speaker 2: most jarring scene ever, Like from a young person's view,
Speaker 2: it is the most off putting, like ominous video, and
Speaker 2: from their perspective, they were like, this is cute. This
Speaker 2: is just what I'm eating today, Like it's just what
Speaker 2: I'm up to, and it's like something about it is
Speaker 2: like the colors, the sounds, like the video itself feels
Speaker 2: like I gave AI a really ominous text and told
Speaker 2: it to make a video. But it's just this old
Speaker 2: person existing.
Speaker 1: That's like all of like the kids I grew up
Speaker 1: with are all like simultaneously like mid twenties, like starting
Speaker 1: to get into like cooking their own meals, and they
Speaker 1: are so proud of themselves and they like love the
Speaker 1: food they cook. And I'm sure it tastes great, but like,
Speaker 1: y'all gotta work on your fucking plating for real, and
Speaker 1: like work on the presentation, yes, literally, because if you're
Speaker 1: gonna post it online, I'm going to judge the fuck
Speaker 1: out of you if it's ugly, Like make it look good,
Speaker 1: like I know it's just serving a purpose and it
Speaker 1: probably tastes good, but like I'm not looking at your
Speaker 1: nasty fucking plate of brown pot like it does not
Speaker 1: look good, Like I don't I'm not eating it, so
Speaker 1: I can't tell.
Speaker 2: But you're talking about Mason posting his uh pasta on
Speaker 2: his paper plate.
Speaker 1: With his his like sauce sommer.
Speaker 2: But he always says it's chocolate sauce, and it always
Speaker 2: looks like chocolate sauce. That's what we were talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're calling Mason out.
Speaker 1: Speed is on a tour right now of him just
Speaker 1: live streaming. I don't even know if he addresses like
Speaker 1: the audience, but he just like sets his computer up
Speaker 1: on stage in front of like five thousand kids and
Speaker 1: just live streams and then that's it. I think I
Speaker 1: could be wrong, but honestly, godd like that is so crazy.
Speaker 2: It's like it feels like it would.
Speaker 1: Be like an arc exactly, like that belongs in the moment.
Speaker 1: That's literally what I'm saying. Like it's it's honestly like
Speaker 1: it says a lot without saying much.
Speaker 2: Well, Drew didn't realize he left a snail trail in
Speaker 2: my bed, so I have to wash my sheets. It's
Speaker 2: really annoying, Okay, And like that's why I woke up
Speaker 2: as I rolled over into something Squidgy's from Drew. Do
Speaker 2: you have a sye up corner or what?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna entertain us?
Speaker 1: Oh? Wow? So I am as a jewis sye op
Speaker 1: corner and a Drew's brain flos.
Speaker 2: No, we don't need the brain floss.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all I am is Drew's brain floss to
Speaker 1: you guys. Wow, okay, yeah, I have a few. Imagine
Speaker 1: you come out of your teeth transplant surgery saying, Harry,
Speaker 1: I'm out. I made it out alive. Then Harry hovers
Speaker 1: over the top of you and says, who you think
Speaker 1: gave you the teeth loove? And it's Harry Styles with
Speaker 1: no teeth? Who you think gave you the teeth flow?
Speaker 2: My name's Harry, and I gave you the teeth flow?
Speaker 2: Have you seen the picture? Jo guy?
Speaker 1: I just sent it to Oh you fight? I need
Speaker 1: the teeth? Oh? My names every star you'll and we
Speaker 1: talk about sex bagging and shocking women. OI, who you
Speaker 1: think cay the t flow? Like?
Speaker 2: Who made that?
Speaker 1: A genius? In the hashtag imagine fassic um. Okay. Bitches
Speaker 1: be on their phone twenty four to seven, then act
Speaker 1: surprised when they see three thirty three, four, forty four,
Speaker 1: one eleven them angel numbers. Not talking to you, babe,
Speaker 1: Go the fuck outside. You're just on your phone too much.
Speaker 2: That's literally you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, Girls with no car always getting the most drama.
Speaker 1: How the fuck you even get there?
Speaker 2: Dude? You know what's crazy, Drew is I was about
Speaker 2: to look that one up. That's that one's so funny.
Speaker 2: That's me to you. Yeah, literally from twenty like eighteen
Speaker 2: to twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: It's hard to that one is good in its own right,
Speaker 1: but it's hard to follow who you think this one
Speaker 1: is a certified Drew classic. It came up with this
Speaker 1: one all on my own. Imagine your card declines at
Speaker 1: therapy and they just start telling you the truth that
Speaker 1: you are the problem.
Speaker 3: Oh, don't leave, you come back.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 1: I didn't come up with that one.
Speaker 2: Do another one, Do another one?
Speaker 1: That's all I got. What Yeah, I know you're slim
Speaker 1: pickens Like people aren't posting funny ship in them anymore.
Speaker 1: Like y'all need to get with it or no, I'm
Speaker 1: just not getting like compilations on TikTok oh. Let me
Speaker 1: not forget my just post that picture right now, screenshot
Speaker 1: that and send it. Mm hmmm. I just so hard
Speaker 1: to go through my meme account that, Like, I it's
Speaker 1: just difficult, Like I can't even explain it, bro, Like
Speaker 1: it's just hard my job is so hard. I heart weed,
Speaker 1: I heart rough sex, I heart freaks, I hearthead period. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh this is a good one. Look at my lawyer, dog,
Speaker 1: I'm going to jail.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yours? Your original was crazy? All right? Should we
Speaker 2: do some media?
Speaker 1: My media of the week is blue face falling off stage?
Speaker 2: Edited?
Speaker 1: Man, it is.
Speaker 3: But what's crazy is like they edited a reverb on
Speaker 3: the fart. Wanted the part to feel It's.
Speaker 1: Like, in the room with us is the part in
Speaker 1: the room with you?
Speaker 3: I think that's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll insert that so y'all can clock that to
Speaker 1: you too.
Speaker 2: You don't have to be a star to be in
Speaker 2: My Show by Marilyn McCoo and Billy Davis Junior, California,
Speaker 2: the live version by Joni Mitchell. And I've been listening
Speaker 2: to what's it called? What is this song called? Everybody?
Speaker 2: By Nicki Minajda, Like, who isn't listening to that? And
Speaker 2: I've been listening to Strike Holster by Lo Yachty, a lot.
Speaker 1: Water strike shit, strike strike strike shit water strike shit.
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey my.
Speaker 1: God, let's do my Discover weekly for like a surprise
Speaker 1: and see, like what we get into.
Speaker 2: My Discover weekly was trying me. They keep trying to
Speaker 2: feed me new songs since all those songs I was
Speaker 2: listening to are from the seventies.
Speaker 1: Kindo I did, okay, really ambient? All right, we got
Speaker 1: fall Ozian. Let's check the see when this was made
Speaker 1: because it sounds good.
Speaker 2: It made yesterday by me.
Speaker 1: How do you see when it was made? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go to their profile.
Speaker 2: You go to the album and then you can scroll down, Oh.
Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety three per wait and it has literally no listeners.
Speaker 1: I put y'all onto something crazy they have. They got
Speaker 1: two songs. I just put y'all the fuck on because
Speaker 1: this show. They got porcelain too. This is one of
Speaker 1: my favorites right now. Shoe gae Yeah no, thank me later,
Speaker 1: oh z e a n Thank you Drew for putting
Speaker 1: us on.
Speaker 2: Remember when all I would listen to was shoegaze, and
Speaker 2: I was like, why do I want to kill myself? Why?
Speaker 1: Why you can't understand? Literally, what the fuck are the
Speaker 1: Cocktail Twins saying? Like? What are they saying?
Speaker 2: They're saying if you listen, they're saying, I don't know.
Speaker 1: What y'all not y'all really aren't listening. You're not hearing them?
Speaker 1: All right? Then song for New York, New Jersey. We
Speaker 1: praised the nine nine to nine Heart takes stave a lie,
Speaker 1: not feeling it but respect Odo Benson Epogamy.
Speaker 2: We're going through your whole Discover weekly right now, so bad,
Speaker 2: so we need to wrap this up. Yeah, that was
Speaker 2: made yesterday.
Speaker 1: If this was in my headphone, it would probably be
Speaker 1: like circling my head like a forty audio like haircut.
Speaker 1: They brought a melody in they lost me. Um Apogamy,
Speaker 1: Otto Binson, all right, I'm gonna do one. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do one. We're sorry, Sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Umm insane reading your Discovery.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get this whole video demonetized.
Speaker 1: Oh I love Spirit of the Behive, fell asleep with
Speaker 1: a vision.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: I like song.
Speaker 2: I like love but makes me so sad, but I'll
Speaker 2: always always listen to it is but actually it makes
Speaker 2: me sad and happy. We'll live through the long long days?
Speaker 1: Is it dry my car?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And I don't know the whole and the through
Speaker 2: It's like Spotify moves too slow and through the long nights.
Speaker 2: I was ishibashi that but it has to be the
Speaker 2: one the song because he does. Like in that album,
Speaker 2: there's like three renditions of each song, so like it's
Speaker 2: like the same title, but there's like three different renditions
Speaker 2: for each one, but you have to listen to one
Speaker 2: that's three minutes and fifty five seconds. That one of
Speaker 2: that title was like so good. It makes me so happy,
Speaker 2: but also like so sad. But it like literally if
Speaker 2: the world was ending, I would want to hear that
Speaker 2: one because I would be like, wow, my life was amazing.
Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty. One last album. It is a Spirit
Speaker 1: of the Beehive album. It's entertainment Comma death. It's scary,
Speaker 1: but I love this shit. I love this shit and
Speaker 1: it was it's a minorn album. Twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Uh didn't watch any movies, any shows.
Speaker 2: We've been too busy. We haven't been watching anything. We've
Speaker 2: been watching The Cut and fucking Betas Squad.
Speaker 1: I want to watch so fucking and Poor Things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe we do that tonight. Oh. I think I
Speaker 2: have a I have a class to go to tonight.
Speaker 1: I need to watch Salt Me with Jacob Alordi and
Speaker 1: Poor Things with Emma Stoner. Bitch. One thing about me
Speaker 1: is I love Emma Stone period.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's awesome.
Speaker 1: But okay, oh that's the episode. Oh no, I was.
Speaker 1: I was just okay, like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: All right, well, I'm gonna go ship. Thank you guys
Speaker 2: so much for listening. You're awesome.
Speaker 3: M