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Speaker 2: Live from New York City. I'm learn should I started

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Speaker 2: off with something really exciting that I've been holding back

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Speaker 2: from you, but you kind of know about. Yes, you

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Speaker 2: finally get to see it. So the other night I

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Speaker 2: was hanging out without Drew. Miracle miracle occurrence. I say

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Speaker 2: miracle occurrence like I'm not always hanging out without you,

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Speaker 2: I just be hanging out. I got so many friends

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Speaker 2: and like some of them, I can't bring you around

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Speaker 2: because all of them are gonna gonna try and have

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Speaker 2: sex with Drew and I don't want to see it

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Speaker 2: because it makes me jealous. But the other night, I

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Speaker 2: was like hanging around some friends and we ended up

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Speaker 2: talking about Squid Game because we were all watching the

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Speaker 2: Squid Game Challenge and I was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: I could have one. I saw online that you can

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Speaker 2: sign up for the next Squid Game Challenge, like the

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Speaker 2: next season, and I looked it up and you can,

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Speaker 2: so I signed up. And but what I didn't realize

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Speaker 2: what I was signing up is you have to, like

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Speaker 2: which this makes sense, you have to upload pictures of

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Speaker 2: yourself and a video like a self tape, like they

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Speaker 2: said anywhere. It has to be like ten to twenty

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Speaker 2: seconds of why you should be in squid Game. So

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Speaker 2: I did it? And should I do that? I'll show

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Speaker 2: you that after, but I'll just say some of the

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Speaker 2: answers I had. What was funny about it is like

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Speaker 2: it it would be like, oh, what are you gonna

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Speaker 2: do with the money, but they had a list of things,

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Speaker 2: like you couldn't ride out exactly what you were gonna

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Speaker 2: do with the money. It was like a scroll down

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Speaker 2: list of things you would do. So it's like donate

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Speaker 2: some to charity, like buy a house for my family,

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Speaker 2: buy a house for me. One of them was relocate,

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Speaker 2: which is like how many criminals are signing up for

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Speaker 2: squid Game and they're like I must relocate.

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Speaker 1: Wait have you seen them? That's another tangent. But there

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Speaker 1: was like this like governmental program that like sent out

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Speaker 1: free baseball tickets to a bunch of like the most

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Speaker 1: wanted felons and criminals, like to their emails, and they

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Speaker 1: ended up arresting like almost two thousand people showed up

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Speaker 1: to this free game and they all got arrested.

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Speaker 2: Like that is so much, but also like come on now, it.

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Speaker 1: Was like murderers and killers and it was in like

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Speaker 2: But it's also so funny because like, why did you

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Speaker 1: Like they like pulled up and they were like like

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Speaker 1: just chopping it up with everyone, and they're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I also committed a crime, and like people were getting

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Speaker 1: wise about it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm gonna do that with everybody I find

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Speaker 2: attractive and then I'm not going to finish that sentence. Actually, okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna practice self respect and control.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be hard for you. You don't have a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm lacking. I'm lacking. Really, can you get that

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Speaker 2: for me? For you?

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Speaker 1: And a lot of things?

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Speaker 2: What else?

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go there. I'm not gonna go there.

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Speaker 2: You're been trying to convince me to like get a

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Speaker 2: boob job, to get bigger boobs because he says that

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Speaker 2: sometimes they're hidden under my clothes and he doesn't like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like I need to see more of

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Speaker 1: my girl's body. But if another man sees it, like,

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Speaker 2: If you wear that out, you're like literally a certified

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Speaker 2: Even though the reason I got with you is.

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Speaker 1: Because I called for my eyes only.

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Speaker 2: And what's it gonna be about?

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Speaker 1: Just music the people's ears.

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Speaker 2: It's not gonna have like you're just gonna have that.

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Speaker 1: Like did Drink make an album called for your eyes Only?

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Speaker 2: No, it's for all the dogs?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, like there's an albl for your eyes only or.

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Speaker 3: Something like that, number four your eyes Only.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you could take it so

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Speaker 2: So like it had that, And I think I just

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Speaker 2: vibe recently, like my money hoarding. I'm ntoring money hoarders.

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Speaker 1: I literally have a note saying that we need to

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Speaker 1: start hoarding wealth again. We need to make hoarding wealth

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Speaker 2: I believe in hoarding money. I don't believe in equal pay. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I think you should take advantage of people.

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Speaker 1: What a billion is not much money, it's not money,

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Speaker 1: Like I don't think people like like if you work

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Speaker 1: you're just smart enough to just take advantage of other

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Speaker 1: people and like pay them fucking dog scraps while you

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Speaker 1: a skyscraper, like you deserve three, four or five for that.

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Speaker 2: You have morals aside and become a psychopath. That's not easy.

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Speaker 1: You were evil.

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Speaker 3: I was watching Succession. It wasn't until three seasons in

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Speaker 3: that I watched and I was like, oh, these are

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Speaker 2: I'm wanting, Yeah, like they don't have nearly as much

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what's the point, Like, yeah, yeah, I actually

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Speaker 2: can't believe that some people genuinely think that they're like, dude,

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Speaker 2: a billion is nothing to me.

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Speaker 1: I love the like hardcore boot liquors that are like

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Speaker 1: they worked hard for that money, like hard though they

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Speaker 1: did it. Yeah, they did not work hard. The people

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Speaker 1: that are working hard are the fucking cashiers that have

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Speaker 1: to interact with nasty, fucking, entitled gross people like you

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Speaker 1: exactly demanding their snack wrap.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm so congested as disgusting. I'm still sick. If

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Speaker 2: anybody cares, I probably have white lung.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, don't even get me started. Don't even get

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Speaker 1: me started. White lung COVID two point zero around March

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Speaker 1: next year. Of course, it's the same time around elections

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Speaker 1: that a new scary disease is taking over the planet.

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Speaker 1: A kind of ironic. It's kind of ironic. We don't

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Speaker 1: and our children. The white lung is coming for you.

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Speaker 1: Prepare for an Prepare for another shut down.

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Speaker 2: You were literally a hypochodriac because he says something to

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Speaker 2: but from my room, because he's also been sleeping in

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let me let me let me talk about

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Speaker 1: that real quick. So I started a major three D

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Speaker 1: photos of the failure that it was, and then we'll see,

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Speaker 1: that still broke. But I like started and embarked on

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Speaker 1: this journey, and like the fumes from that three D

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Speaker 1: because like I was like interacting with this like liquid

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Speaker 1: Enya's room because I've been trying to air my room

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Speaker 2: And from the hallway. He like yelled at me as

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Speaker 2: he was falling asleep in my bed, and he was like,

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Speaker 2: I think I have what's the word.

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Speaker 1: Turn off the light? Hypoxia.

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Speaker 2: He's like, I think I'm suffering from hypoxia. And I

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Speaker 2: was like, what is that? And then he like right out,

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Speaker 2: He's like, so I've been doing some research where it's

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Speaker 1: No, I just I didn't do no research. I just

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Speaker 1: know how hypoxia is. Like off top of my head,

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Speaker 1: it's a lack of such.

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Speaker 2: A hypochondriac because why do you know that?

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Speaker 1: Like well, because I was like doing like anatomy and

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Speaker 2: Like the worst thing you could have ever done, because

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Speaker 2: now you think you know what's happening.

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Speaker 1: No, I literally also have a note taken down about

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Speaker 1: like how like it's almost that time where I like

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Speaker 1: I love the attention I get when I'm sick.

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Speaker 2: There's something wrong with you.

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Speaker 1: No, we know you know me and my alters know.

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Speaker 3: Their voices both kind of sound like parallel universe versions

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to be stuck like this forever. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The audio listeners are like, who the fuck are these people?

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Speaker 2: We replaced ourselves because we were just tired of working,

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Speaker 2: and like we're already starting that money boarding idea. We're

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Speaker 2: going to get someone to replace us who does all

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Speaker 1: But I was laying in bed and I said I

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Speaker 2: He was like, because like I just like haven't been

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Speaker 2: and it had all those fumes. I'm like trying to

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Speaker 2: with just like breathe through your fick.

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Speaker 1: I will never be a mouth breathe, Absolutely fucking not.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, break my three year mewing streak for what,

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Speaker 1: some fucking oxygen for my blood. No, why do you

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Speaker 1: think people been calling me sexy? It's because my hair

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Speaker 1: is out of my face and they can see my jawline.

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Speaker 1: Look at the comments on Josiah's new video. Every single

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Speaker 1: one is about me being sexy. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. We'll insert them because I actually so

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Speaker 1: happy you guys went through any screenshot at them because

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Speaker 1: they made me feel so good about myself. I'm scared.

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Speaker 1: Drew actually looks good as a straight woman. I'm so

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Speaker 1: attracted to Drew. I'm going insane. Drew looks way too

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Speaker 1: sexy in this video. Drew looks so good. I'm tired

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Speaker 1: of y'all denying it. Like the way looks like a

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Speaker 1: meal Drew is really serving Jesus. I can tell the

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Speaker 1: grinder church Ap has been doing erk, Yes it has.

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Speaker 1: Drew looks so good. What the fuck Drew looks so

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Speaker 1: good in this that I was low key fantasizing. Oh

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Speaker 1: I was low key fantasizing. Drew looks like a Victorian Prince.

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Speaker 1: Drew looks good as hell.

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Speaker 2: He get it.

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Speaker 1: You don't understand how much I needed this after an

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Speaker 1: was there no one, no look. And these are all

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Speaker 1: just like straight up screenshots, like every single one of these.

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Speaker 1: It's just back to back. It's just back to back,

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Speaker 1: like people want me, people love me.

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Speaker 2: I'll have him in your bed saying that he's suffering

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Speaker 2: from hypoxia. I throw this away, and that's why I've

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Speaker 1: Oh no, Like I've been like, hella fucking dizzy, like

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Speaker 1: you're so cringey, Drew, and you do things like that,

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, he was like well, because I don't breathe

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been bad, Jose. I always said it was

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Speaker 2: We were both sleeping on the couch, you were fully storm.

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Speaker 2: And I actually could believe that because I was like, wait,

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Speaker 1: Like why do you get play? He just doesn't get played.

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Speaker 2: Not like watched something like that to fall asleep in

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Speaker 1: And you're always like, why am I so anxious? Like

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Speaker 1: It's because you fall asleep to murder documentaries, Like it's crazy,

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Speaker 2: You know what it is. It's like I think it's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we do have like nice voices and shit, why

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Speaker 1: I will go on record saying this. I would rather

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like we too much. Tried to start going

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Speaker 2: The second I start running on that fucking treadmill, I

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Speaker 2: And it's so embarrassed to.

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Speaker 1: Tell the story, tell the story about how competitive you

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Speaker 2: Okay, I have explain this though. So me, just I

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Speaker 2: But like, Drew was behind me and we were walking

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Speaker 2: not I will not let her think I am here

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I ran for like three extra minutes and

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Speaker 2: I'm not kidding. I almost fainted because I was getting

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Speaker 1: I will say, when I was walking with you to

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Speaker 1: When I like got on your treadmill and we started

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Speaker 2: Yeah, burning holds through our backs like you do not

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Speaker 2: like what did we do? We're just like you're mad because.

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Speaker 1: We're young and you're boring.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're here alone and we're here with friends,

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Speaker 2: so you're mad. But yeah, oh wait, I never even

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So it was asking questions like it was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: How do you do in confrontations? I said, I win.

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Speaker 2: I've got a nasty temper. It was like, what do

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Speaker 2: you why do you want to win the money? And

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Speaker 2: I said, honestly, so I can just like never do

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Speaker 2: you want to be in squid Games, Like so I

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Speaker 2: why do you think you will win? It was like,

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Speaker 2: because I will. I just know it and just ship

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Speaker 2: like that, and like I'll insert the pictures that I

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Speaker 2: like gave for myself, because it was asking for like

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Speaker 2: a headshot, like a full body shot, like all this

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Speaker 2: shit kind This is one of the pictures I gave.

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Speaker 1: If they selected you and would you shave your head

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, what if they were like, you actually look

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Speaker 2: like that, because we'll take you. Yeah. And then this

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Speaker 2: is what I haven't showed, Drew. But this is my

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Speaker 2: squid my official Squid Games self tape.

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Speaker 3: Hi, what's up?

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Speaker 2: My name is any man's word? I want to be

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Speaker 2: on the next Schouid Game. Please shose me. I am

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Speaker 2: five on four, ready to have fun and I will

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Speaker 2: be winning. So maybe you don't choose me because you're

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Speaker 2: gonna have to give me four point five mens.

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Speaker 1: I hate that boys knew at.

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Speaker 2: The end because I had to show them that I

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Speaker 2: can serve condo.

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Speaker 1: You have to.

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Speaker 2: So hopefully, guys, I will be shipped off to Squid

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Speaker 2: Game soon and you won't see me for six to.

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Speaker 1: Eight months, literally, please please God. Well, ya made that,

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Speaker 1: and I heard that they were having a little fun,

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Speaker 1: so I decided to make my own.

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Speaker 3: What would you go ahead?

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Speaker 1: My name is Drew Phillips and I'm casting for the

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Speaker 1: Squid Games. I'm the villain of the season. Oh I I.

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Speaker 2: I'm the villain of the season. We should just make

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Speaker 2: a song and give it to them yo. Oh but yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'll my swine because they're like, oh, do you know

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Speaker 2: anybody who signed up for it? And I said no,

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Speaker 2: because obviously they don't want like alliances to be formed

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Speaker 2: all like at first. Also, game shows are so funny

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Speaker 2: like that when they're like, there's alliances, It's like, no,

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Speaker 2: you're literally stuck in a room with random people and

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Speaker 2: you're just making friends. But people like start to get

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Speaker 2: so psychologically torn apart and said it like that that

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Speaker 2: they see people making connections and they're like, what are

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Speaker 2: they doing? Like do we look like an alliance? They're

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Speaker 2: forming an alliance? It's like no, they're y'all are just

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Speaker 2: making friends because you're gonna be here for like fifteen

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Speaker 1: Should we put this picture up there? Or should I

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Speaker 1: post this on Instagram?

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Speaker 2: You should post that on the Grinder church app? Look

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Speaker 2: at this one cut?

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Speaker 1: Should I post this on I g the way it

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Speaker 1: would eat that God?

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Speaker 3: Dude? The one of Josiah's really naughty.

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Speaker 2: I hate Josiah, Like Josiah could take photos really is

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Speaker 2: joring to me? Yeah, but yeah, So hopefully I'll.

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Speaker 1: Be in the next Squidge games.

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Speaker 2: In the next Squitch games, and I'll be winning.

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Speaker 1: No I was telling, and I was like, no, like

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Speaker 1: if you and I went on together and like had

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Speaker 1: our little catnus impeda moment like where it was like

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Speaker 1: you had to like stab me in the heart, but

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Speaker 1: like we decided to like make love instead, like they

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Speaker 1: would love, they love, they would like I guess they.

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Speaker 3: His mouth exposed.

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Speaker 1: No, like like the whole thing is like, oh, like

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Speaker 1: we would have to have sex on camera. So like

437
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, why would they not want that for us?

438
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,040
Speaker 1: Like why would you know?

439
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,640
Speaker 2: How is no one fucking in there like they are?

440
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,000
Speaker 1: They are for sure when it gets down, like it's

441
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,920
Speaker 1: two and a half weeks and they're banging, boning and bashing,

442
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:26,800
Speaker 1: they're gishing, they're gishing, they're bashed, Like let's talk about it.

443
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess maybe they would let us go because

444
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,960
Speaker 2: they let that mom and son get in, so they

445
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,880
Speaker 2: need another duo for the next season. It's gonna be us, Yeah,

446
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,720
Speaker 2: Like imagine the thing is I have such a like

447
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,360
Speaker 2: big ego and like.

448
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,080
Speaker 1: No, you would embarrassments so complex.

449
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,879
Speaker 2: Actually that's why because in my head, no, in my head,

450
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,399
Speaker 2: I wouldn't compete because I'd be like, this is so

451
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,679
Speaker 2: embarrassing that we're all competing and we want something so

452
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:50,080
Speaker 2: bad because I have like, uh, no self respect and

453
00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 2: I don't believe in fighting for what I want that

454
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,360
Speaker 2: my head in my head, in my head, I would

455
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,960
Speaker 2: think I wouldn't do because I'd be like like I

456
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,440
Speaker 2: don't want people to know I want something that's embarrassing.

457
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:04,400
Speaker 2: But then I think about how competitive I am in nature,

458
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:07,960
Speaker 2: and I would be a fucking nightmare. I literally am

459
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:12,639
Speaker 2: so bad at competitions because I get so like intense

460
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 2: for no reason. It's never that serious, but I need

461
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,280
Speaker 2: to win, like I need to win, and if I

462
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:21,440
Speaker 2: didn't win, bitch, let my little chest thing, I'm gonna

463
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 2: rip it out and like throw it at someone's head,

464
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 2: like don't pop that shit on my chest, like that's

465
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,640
Speaker 2: too much. And I'm not gonna act like I'm dead

466
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 2: because they had all those bitches falling on the floor

467
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,320
Speaker 2: like they're dead. If they pop my shit, I'd be like, yeah.

468
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 1: That was too far, like making their squidge explor squib explode,

469
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,520
Speaker 1: and then like them having to fake death like a

470
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:44,119
Speaker 1: five million dollars like it's o D like it's crazy.

471
00:22:44,119 --> 00:22:45,880
Speaker 2: Some of them are really even giving like a fake

472
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,399
Speaker 2: death perform, like they were like I'm gonna get this emmy,

473
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,240
Speaker 2: Like I'm gonna get this fucking emty. Like some of

474
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 2: them were literally like me, maybe they'll give me money,

475
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:55,680
Speaker 2: like so dramatic.

476
00:22:56,359 --> 00:23:00,320
Speaker 3: I'm just so proud of you guys, because just then

477
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:03,760
Speaker 3: the mic was like pointed away and you like over here,

478
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 3: and you like intuitively like professional podcaster vibes, like knocked

479
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:09,440
Speaker 3: it towards your mouth.

480
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 1: Wow.

481
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 3: I was about to have to like go engine your

482
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 3: mond and be like, oh, like can you turn.

483
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:16,680
Speaker 2: Then I just did a bunch of coke this morning,

484
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,359
Speaker 2: so I'm really like fine tone today.

485
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Okay, I've been on like a cold concerning but.

486
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been really scary. She's on like a bender.

487
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 1: She wakes up at noon, she wakes up at noon.

488
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,399
Speaker 1: Everyone like it's really scary.

489
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 2: I literally cannot wake up, dude. Every time it hits

490
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,760
Speaker 2: this time of year, waking up before eleven a m.

491
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 2: Is the hardest task.

492
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 1: Which is so surprising because the sun comes out earlier

493
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 1: to greet even I think because.

494
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 2: I'm just cold and comfy and I'm like, oh, I

495
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 2: just want to sleep, like I slept for ten hours

496
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:47,440
Speaker 2: last night.

497
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,160
Speaker 1: That's so crazy, And then.

498
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:52,360
Speaker 2: I kept sleep and I'm crazy.

499
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 1: Well, I'm thinking about getting veneers again.

500
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 2: Are you gonna get your teeth chain down?

501
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,719
Speaker 1: I would be so dis big nasty, fucking gum teeth,

502
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:09,399
Speaker 1: Like I want big, nasty, bright while like like horse teeth,

503
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,320
Speaker 1: Like I want them to be like.

504
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 2: Neers were the biggest stam Like that's when like the

505
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 2: beauty industry got men and women at the same time. Like, actually,

506
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,440
Speaker 2: veneers are beautiful for that, because I feel like usually

507
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:24,440
Speaker 2: beauty standards just fall on women and like women are

508
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 2: having to go under the knife and shit. But they

509
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 2: were like you know what, both genders will fuck with big.

510
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 1: Teeth, yeah, big big teeth. No, Like I think veneers,

511
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,879
Speaker 1: when they're done right, are actually like really nice and cool.

512
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,400
Speaker 1: But like if you already have nice teeth and you're

513
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 1: getting veneers, like it is a stab in the heart,

514
00:24:42,359 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 1: Like it's crazy.

515
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 2: It was his smile.

516
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:51,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't stop imagining you with like huge cartoon teeth.

517
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 2: The thing about venears is even when they're good, though,

518
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 2: like that first week is really jarring, that first.

519
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:01,400
Speaker 1: Week of like new acclimating.

520
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I have to reacclimate my eyes to the

521
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 2: fact that like, I know what your teeth looked like,

522
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:07,919
Speaker 2: like it's like a key component to your face, and

523
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:08,879
Speaker 2: now they're just big.

524
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we're we're strictly talking cosmetic. We're strictly like,

525
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:18,480
Speaker 1: if you need fucking fake teeth, do your thing like respect.

526
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 2: But I mean the bitches who like they're like, oh,

527
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 2: I wish my teeth were whiter.

528
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:25,359
Speaker 1: And it's like, why no one has white teeth?

529
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks so weird, like you look like you

530
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,879
Speaker 2: threw the Paris filter over your face permanently.

531
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: But I am getting veneers soon.

532
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 2: You're gonna go to Turkey, get your hair get a

533
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 2: hairline and veneers.

534
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 1: Also the people that reached out to me for hairline

535
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 1: surgery very early into the podcast, they were like, we'll

536
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 1: fly you and a buddy out to get two free

537
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 1: hairline surgeries. I was offended then, but now I want

538
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 1: it because it would be so funny, Like if I

539
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 1: like literally got like a crazy hairline.

540
00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 2: Like literally right here and have like no ford.

541
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,600
Speaker 1: I just want the picture of my face like really

542
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 1: big and swollen so bad.

543
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 2: I could just beat you the fuck up.

544
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:11,160
Speaker 1: Kai. You're giggly today, Yeah, dude.

545
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 2: Because Kai hit a dad brik before we started.

546
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,439
Speaker 3: Was I not supposed to hit that? No, dude, I

547
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 3: was gonna say I peed before the podcast and I

548
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 3: put the seat down, and yeah.

549
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 1: He's saying he did a good thing. You were just

550
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 1: so unrespecting, like.

551
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 3: Just like waiting on my thank you for that?

552
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 2: Why would I say thank you for that?

553
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 3: Because it's it was super nice?

554
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 1: Would have fallen? Your petite body would have fallen.

555
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,159
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm so yeah, I know I would have been

556
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 2: flushed away because I'm so small. I would have just.

557
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:46,160
Speaker 1: Like like a piece of paper.

558
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 2: We were at O'Ryan's exhibit and I like was like,

559
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 2: oh my god, I literally have to ship. I'm going

560
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 2: back there to ship. And I didn't even tell Drew

561
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 2: that who told you that?

562
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 1: Oh?

563
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 2: Because I was like, all right, buye, I'm gonna go ship.

564
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:58,919
Speaker 2: And I went and grabbed my phone and went to

565
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,879
Speaker 2: the back and I was like on the toilet and

566
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 2: I just hear like and like someone's wiggling the door handle,

567
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 2: which immediately knew it was Drew, because like, who the

568
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,600
Speaker 2: fuck has the urgency at this exhibit, Like it's all

569
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 2: respectable adults he or other than like Oriyan's three rowdy

570
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 2: ass friends and someone's like jiggling the do the voice

571
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 2: you did?

572
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:22,639
Speaker 1: There's a fire, right, there's a fire. There's a fire.

573
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:26,119
Speaker 1: And then I started blowing smoke under the door. I

574
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 1: found Enya's vape and I just started.

575
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 2: Blowing like the seat with my like purse.

576
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:34,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I was like like blowing smoke under the door.

577
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:40,679
Speaker 1: It was such a evacuated get the fuck out. I

578
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 1: just like harmonized with myself three different layers. Oh there's

579
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 1: like three voice no whatever, But what were you saying

580
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 1: about whatever? His fucking nuts is what the.

581
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 2: Fuck was eindsight? Is that real? Like him sticking his

582
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 2: tongue out? Why was he doing that? He was silly.

583
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 1: We can't take bag of chips on his head, Like

584
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 1: he's fucking crazy.

585
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 2: We need to edit that. I like, my girl's crazy.

586
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 2: We can't take her anywhere. Why did he do that?

587
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 1: Like cheaps.

588
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 2: Time?

589
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was like three days before he died.

590
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 2: Really wait what did he die from?

591
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: I think old age? No, see, he's goofy. But that

592
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 1: one is crazy. That's not real? Is that one real? No?

593
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah it is.

594
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,439
Speaker 1: See he was just with the ships like he was

595
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,679
Speaker 1: down for the vibe. He was just crazy a mathematician,

596
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 1: Like mathematicians can let loosen have fun sometimes.

597
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 2: Do you think he like banged hard or was he

598
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 2: like mid, I'm not going there with you, Okay. I

599
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 2: just feel like he probably like put down.

600
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 1: Einstein lays pipe.

601
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 2: I feel like Einstein laid it down like crazy boo

602
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 2: yeah nerds do.

603
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 3: Yeah. He hit the back walls for sure.

604
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait, I just deleted all my notes.

605
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 2: You say that every episode, like you don't know how

606
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 2: to navigate your iPhone. Every episode you're like, oh my god,

607
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 2: oh my god, two years of worked out the joint.

608
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

609
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: Literally, this the new update is like too much, Like

610
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,479
Speaker 1: you're literally going too far, Like I wish I had

611
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: my old phone with my old ass update. Just like

612
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:24,520
Speaker 1: it's like, also, this phone doesn't fit in my fucking hands.

613
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: So like I'll like be on the TikTok.

614
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 2: Feed and like oh yeah, your hand will touch the.

615
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 1: Pad of my hand will like touch the refresh button,

616
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: and I'll just like lose the video that I was

617
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 1: intently watching, and I'm just like, okay, fuck this, fuck this.

618
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 1: I was researching like Christian mega churches, specifically like Texas

619
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 1: Christian Mega churches, And I don't know if you've ever

620
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 1: been to a megachurch, but it's kind of like a

621
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: rite of passage like in the in like South Tech,

622
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 1: like in the bi Yeah by belt, like is to

623
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 1: like experience that as a person, and like really it

624
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 1: is fucking crazy like it it's disgusting, literally disgusting because

625
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: like one, they're like arenas like in some of these

626
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:22,719
Speaker 1: churches like thirty five no literally like thirty thousand people

627
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 1: like capacity for these like church events. And two, like

628
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 1: some of them, like specifically the Christian I mean the

629
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 1: Christmas like shows that they put on like literally have

630
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 1: stage design comparable to like Beyonce's Renaissance tour. Like it's

631
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 1: the craziest, Like I'm not exaggerating. I feel like every

632
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: single night they have like a two hundred thousand, two

633
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: hundred fty thousand dollars budget and they do these Christmas

634
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 1: shows for like months get.

635
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,640
Speaker 2: Their money from their like people who come.

636
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a lot of it is, but it's all

637
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: also like all tax free. But I found a video

638
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: that I want us to all watch together, So kay

639
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 1: come over here of like the megachurch, and I'm pretty

640
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 1: sure this is in Plano it's ridiculous this this is

641
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 1: all the same fucking show. Like when I'm about to

642
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: show you all happened at the same show. So first

643
00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 1: a horse and a carriage like some really dark Satanist ship,

644
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: people flying around like the Drake concert. Yeah, more stage

645
00:31:48,520 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 1: design than Drake's concert. Cammel's in Texas, Like, okay, how

646
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 1: are they Like it's like the Pink concert with them

647
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 1: flipping around and ship Zebras drummer boy, Like this is crazy.

648
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 1: Beyonce flying over it's at the Renaissance tour.

649
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 2: But yeah, wait, what the fuck does any of that

650
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 2: have to do with God?

651
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,680
Speaker 1: It's that was all one show.

652
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 2: Wait, I thought like hardcore Christians didn't believe.

653
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: In Santa because Christmas is a pagan holiday, Like it

654
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: literally is a pagan holiday. But like they just know

655
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 1: they can't make more money doing that ship.

656
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 3: But that also costs like a million dollars and.

657
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 1: They do it all the fucking time, and they do

658
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: regular shows where the sermon like or where the preachers

659
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: just flying around like every single show they like fly

660
00:32:59,280 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: in that.

661
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 3: Must have been like three times the amount of a

662
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 3: Beyonce concert.

663
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it's it's unshown.

664
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 2: How are they homophobic, but they're so theatric.

665
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 1: Every person I went to church with that was a

666
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 1: very homophobic person I have seen on Grinder. I have

667
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 1: seen you. I know, I see the type of person.

668
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 3: So of course they're on there guy that's doing cartwheels that.

669
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is like they're literally so theatric and

670
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 2: it's like so it literally reminds me of that video

671
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 2: of the drag Queens like circling like at that event

672
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 2: recently when they like fell. I hope they were, Okay.

673
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 2: I never like looked at that up I've show, but

674
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 2: I like don't understand, like it is so theatric. It

675
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 2: is so Broadway. So I'm like, and then they do

676
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 2: all that and then they're like okay, but like low key,

677
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 2: fuck gay people, fuck poor people, we hate you no period.

678
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 3: No.

679
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 1: In my hometown, the there's like this non denominational church

680
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: that like for a very long time was like they're

681
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: church to go to. It was it's like.

682
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 2: Very it was like eleven in Miami.

683
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. It was like the clerb.

684
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 2: No.

685
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 1: It actually was super hig attack but like in like

686
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: a modest way, and it was not denominational, and like

687
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: their motto was like no perfect people allowed. So like,

688
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 1: no matter what walk of life you come from, like

689
00:34:20,239 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: whatever sexuality you are, like whatever, the vibe is like

690
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:26,280
Speaker 1: you're welcome in this church and loved in and accepted.

691
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 1: And for a very long time I was like hell yeah,

692
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: like swag. But the new pastor preacher whatever the hell

693
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 1: is biggest op of all time. He's definitely a closeted

694
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: gay man because like randomly, in every single sermon he'll

695
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:46,319
Speaker 1: just sneak in like anti gay rhetoric. He'll just say

696
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: like the one that happened recently that caused like a

697
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: really big stir in my community, and like he actually

698
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 1: had the publicly apologize because like this church has a

699
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 1: good church. Like I really like if I, like in

700
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 1: Granburry and wanted to attend church regularly, Lee, I would

701
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 1: go to this church. Like it's it's a great place.

702
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 1: But just like sometimes he'll just like get on his

703
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: high horse and start talking about like gay shit, and

704
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 1: I'm like, brother, like what are you on about? Like

705
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 1: recently he was like does.

706
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 2: This have to do with like me losing faith because

707
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:18,839
Speaker 2: my mother is.

708
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: Sick exactly, Like it's so bizarre, and like he'll like

709
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:25,359
Speaker 1: the one that caused the controversy was he was like

710
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 1: just giving this sermon and all of a sudden he

711
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: started doing like a stand up bit about like his son,

712
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: like how his son is like star quarterback, and he

713
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, like my son like would never be

714
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 1: gay because like you know, they say this, like there's

715
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,240
Speaker 1: research studies about wrestling with your kid, like it'll stop

716
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 1: him from being gay. So like I'll just grab him

717
00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 1: and start wrestling him because my son will never be gay.

718
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: And everyone was like Paul, oh, and we were all like,

719
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 1: oh no, you like are weird. You're weird. It's really

720
00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 1: weird behavior. And he there's like two sermons every Sunday,

721
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: there's an early morning in an afternoon, and he did

722
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: he set up the bit and did the bit the

723
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 1: exact same way both times, so because it was like

724
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 1: super planned and like he both got last. But then

725
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: like Facebook destroyed him. It had like a thousand comments

726
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: on our small little hometowns like Facebook page, and everyone

727
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, it's weird. They lost if he doesn't

728
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: stop like being homophobic, like we're gonna stop going to

729
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,720
Speaker 1: this church and like whatever.

730
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,280
Speaker 2: But it's almost you can be gay and have faith

731
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 2: in God. He doesn't have to be like that. Wow.

732
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 2: But like I feel like just priests and like pastors

733
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 2: and everybody, like they just get so like tapped into

734
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,839
Speaker 2: their ego of it and then they're like I can

735
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 2: expand I can they start to feel like an entertainer.

736
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 2: They're like they're the false ide I can move like,

737
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 2: I can make them laugh, I can make them cry,

738
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 2: like I could do anything.

739
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all false idols, like if you don't worship

740
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:58,240
Speaker 1: anything but your god, false idol except for me because

741
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 1: I am God to a lot of people. Surprisingly, have

742
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:02,319
Speaker 1: you ever just.

743
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 2: Thought to, like, I don't know, take into account that

744
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 2: you just might be a compulsive liar?

745
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I am.

746
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna like deny that, Like.

747
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: No, I am a compulsive liar.

748
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 2: It's fun, But doesn't that like go like if if

749
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,839
Speaker 2: people believe that you're like their god, Like I don't

750
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 2: think people want to like have a god that's like

751
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 2: a compulsive.

752
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,240
Speaker 1: If they believe I'm their God, then like what's the problem.

753
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 2: Oh, I guess yeah, you could do whatever you want.

754
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, but do.

755
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 2: They get to do whatever they want?

756
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: No?

757
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just like.

758
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: Lying is fun in whoever I hurt in my way

759
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 1: deserves to be hurt, what the fuck randomly, like.

760
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 2: It deserves randomly random as fuck. But if you fall

761
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 2: for my lie, you deserve it, like and seem.

762
00:37:53,080 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, humble. The refrigerator is like classic right now,

763
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 1: like it sounds so good, like I'm not even kidding,

764
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,440
Speaker 1: like being up late, like when you're not supposed to,

765
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 1: like in the kitchen, like making a mustard sandwich and

766
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: like mustard and cheese sandwich. Y'all never did that, No,

767
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,720
Speaker 1: And then you hear like you're being quiet and like.

768
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:20,839
Speaker 2: Were you like raised in the nineteen twenties, Like why

769
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 2: is that sandwich of choice?

770
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 1: It was really written in an ingredient's house. We had

771
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 1: to like fin food. If you wanted food, you had

772
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 1: to cook it. Hell no, I couldn't, Like there was

773
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 1: a time when my family caught up that, like, but

774
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 1: there were times when me and my sister would be

775
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:41,359
Speaker 1: like so hungry that we would eat raw pasta and

776
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:45,319
Speaker 1: chocolate chips, like I tried to think.

777
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 2: I would always like eat like I'd fuck on some

778
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 2: like cup noodles, Like we always had cup noodles in

779
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 2: the crib, so that was like mine, but.

780
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 1: You had to cook that shit you you ever eat them?

781
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 2: And I'd put cheese in it, yeah, oh classics, Like

782
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 2: I do cheese, I's green peppers and then cheese.

783
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: How I would do mine is I would cook the

784
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 1: noodles on the stove till they are like literally so

785
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: squidgy and soft that like they have no bite to

786
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 1: the noodles left, I would drain all of the water out,

787
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,800
Speaker 1: literally all of it. Then I would put a chicken

788
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: buoy on cube and the sauce packet in there.

789
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,240
Speaker 2: I guess, so you give yourself sodium overlad.

790
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. And then I'd put a slice of cheese

791
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 1: or two if I was feeling crazy, and I'd mix

792
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 1: it up and I would make this like gelatinous like

793
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 1: glob of salt and like nasty chicken flavor, and I

794
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 1: would just eat that down. But like when I was

795
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: like really young and I didn't know how to use

796
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,880
Speaker 1: the microwave yet, like and I was really scared of

797
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 1: the microwave for a long time because I put like

798
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 1: a fork in there and I made like plasma and

799
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: like it literally almost burned the house down. I would

800
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: just take the ramen uncooked out of the bag and

801
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,719
Speaker 1: pour the flavor packet, the powder flavor packet on it

802
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 1: and just eat it like chips like that. It was

803
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 1: so that was the move because I.

804
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 3: Was never pasta where it wasn't like quite as harsh.

805
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah you could still chew it.

806
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 2: Yeah it was houterized pasta.

807
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it was crazy. But the top ramin arc

808
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:13,800
Speaker 1: was like fucking lit.

809
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 2: My little sister would always, always, without fail, if we

810
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:22,800
Speaker 2: let her cook her cup noodles alone, she would always

811
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 2: almost start a fire. Like I'm not kidding. I can

812
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 2: remember eight different occasions where we'd be sitting in the

813
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 2: living room and we'd be like, what's that smell? What's happening?

814
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 2: And we go into the kitchen and she's like opening

815
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 2: the microwave and she's like and she would always forget

816
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 2: her fork in her fucking plate that she made of

817
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:42,720
Speaker 2: leftovers and always.

818
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,640
Speaker 1: Almost that sound.

819
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 2: Dude needs to put their iPhone in a microwave. The

820
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,959
Speaker 2: new iPhone what happened.

821
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 1: Literally like there was a whole YouTube channel that would

822
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,240
Speaker 1: put in microwaves that was like mine and my buddies

823
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 1: like ship for a while before I started dissecting live

824
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: animals to see their heart beating. But what, uh, my

825
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: favorite genre of video right now is like not my

826
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 1: favorite genre, it's top ten genre all time. I'll leave

827
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 1: it there. But it is like people like cooking pizzas

828
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 1: in the oven and forgetting about them for twenty four

829
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:21,799
Speaker 1: hours and then just being like a solid massive charcoal,

830
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 1: or like cooking the ramen or heating something up in

831
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: the microwaven forgetting about it and it went on for

832
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 1: ten minutes, and it's just like this black lump of

833
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 1: burnt food, Like those videos will always always always get me,

834
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 1: and like it will be like a Pepperoni pizza and

835
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 1: you can see like the black Pepperonis on the black pizza,

836
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 1: like it's sort of a classic. Or like they'll like

837
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:46,399
Speaker 1: be cooking a turkey and like they'll pick up the

838
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 1: bone and it will turn to fucking powder. Like that

839
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: shit's so lit.

840
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 2: I love like really old people who don't really know

841
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 2: what's like visually appetizing or visually appealing to young people

842
00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:00,080
Speaker 2: who are just posting tiktoks, and then it's like the

843
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 2: most jarring scene ever, Like from a young person's view,

844
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,799
Speaker 2: it is the most off putting, like ominous video, and

845
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 2: from their perspective, they were like, this is cute. This

846
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 2: is just what I'm eating today, Like it's just what

847
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:14,360
Speaker 2: I'm up to, and it's like something about it is

848
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 2: like the colors, the sounds, like the video itself feels

849
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 2: like I gave AI a really ominous text and told

850
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:22,640
Speaker 2: it to make a video. But it's just this old

851
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 2: person existing.

852
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:26,839
Speaker 1: That's like all of like the kids I grew up

853
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 1: with are all like simultaneously like mid twenties, like starting

854
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 1: to get into like cooking their own meals, and they

855
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 1: are so proud of themselves and they like love the

856
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 1: food they cook. And I'm sure it tastes great, but like,

857
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: y'all gotta work on your fucking plating for real, and

858
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 1: like work on the presentation, yes, literally, because if you're

859
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 1: gonna post it online, I'm going to judge the fuck

860
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,399
Speaker 1: out of you if it's ugly, Like make it look good,

861
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 1: like I know it's just serving a purpose and it

862
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 1: probably tastes good, but like I'm not looking at your

863
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 1: nasty fucking plate of brown pot like it does not

864
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 1: look good, Like I don't I'm not eating it, so

865
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:04,280
Speaker 1: I can't tell.

866
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 2: But you're talking about Mason posting his uh pasta on

867
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 2: his paper plate.

868
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 1: With his his like sauce sommer.

869
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 2: But he always says it's chocolate sauce, and it always

870
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,720
Speaker 2: looks like chocolate sauce. That's what we were talking about. Yeah,

871
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 2: we're calling Mason out.

872
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:21,839
Speaker 1: Speed is on a tour right now of him just

873
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Speaker 1: live streaming. I don't even know if he addresses like

874
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Speaker 1: the audience, but he just like sets his computer up

875
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Speaker 1: on stage in front of like five thousand kids and

876
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 1: just live streams and then that's it. I think I

877
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 1: could be wrong, but honestly, godd like that is so crazy.

878
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 2: It's like it feels like it would.

879
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: Be like an arc exactly, like that belongs in the moment.

880
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: That's literally what I'm saying. Like it's it's honestly like

881
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:51,400
Speaker 1: it says a lot without saying much.

882
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,799
Speaker 2: Well, Drew didn't realize he left a snail trail in

883
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 2: my bed, so I have to wash my sheets. It's

884
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Speaker 2: really annoying, Okay, And like that's why I woke up

885
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Speaker 2: as I rolled over into something Squidgy's from Drew. Do

886
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Speaker 2: you have a sye up corner or what?

887
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Speaker 1: Like?

888
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 2: Are you gonna entertain us?

889
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Speaker 1: Oh? Wow? So I am as a jewis sye op

890
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Speaker 1: corner and a Drew's brain flos.

891
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Speaker 2: No, we don't need the brain floss.

892
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all I am is Drew's brain floss to

893
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Speaker 1: you guys. Wow, okay, yeah, I have a few. Imagine

894
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Speaker 1: you come out of your teeth transplant surgery saying, Harry,

895
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Speaker 1: I'm out. I made it out alive. Then Harry hovers

896
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 1: over the top of you and says, who you think

897
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 1: gave you the teeth loove? And it's Harry Styles with

898
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Speaker 1: no teeth? Who you think gave you the teeth flow?

899
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:48,280
Speaker 2: My name's Harry, and I gave you the teeth flow?

900
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 2: Have you seen the picture? Jo guy?

901
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 1: I just sent it to Oh you fight? I need

902
00:44:55,920 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 1: the teeth? Oh? My names every star you'll and we

903
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:09,920
Speaker 1: talk about sex bagging and shocking women. OI, who you

904
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 1: think cay the t flow? Like?

905
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 2: Who made that?

906
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: A genius? In the hashtag imagine fassic um. Okay. Bitches

907
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 1: be on their phone twenty four to seven, then act

908
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Speaker 1: surprised when they see three thirty three, four, forty four,

909
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Speaker 1: one eleven them angel numbers. Not talking to you, babe,

910
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 1: Go the fuck outside. You're just on your phone too much.

911
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 2: That's literally you.

912
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, Girls with no car always getting the most drama.

913
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Speaker 1: How the fuck you even get there?

914
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 2: Dude? You know what's crazy, Drew is I was about

915
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:50,799
Speaker 2: to look that one up. That's that one's so funny.

916
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Speaker 2: That's me to you. Yeah, literally from twenty like eighteen

917
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Speaker 2: to twenty twenty three.

918
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Speaker 1: It's hard to that one is good in its own right,

919
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:03,800
Speaker 1: but it's hard to follow who you think this one

920
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 1: is a certified Drew classic. It came up with this

921
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 1: one all on my own. Imagine your card declines at

922
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 1: therapy and they just start telling you the truth that

923
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Speaker 1: you are the problem.

924
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 3: Oh, don't leave, you come back.

925
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 2: Fuck.

926
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 1: I didn't come up with that one.

927
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Speaker 2: Do another one, Do another one?

928
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Speaker 1: That's all I got. What Yeah, I know you're slim

929
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Speaker 1: pickens Like people aren't posting funny ship in them anymore.

930
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:47,919
Speaker 1: Like y'all need to get with it or no, I'm

931
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 1: just not getting like compilations on TikTok oh. Let me

932
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Speaker 1: not forget my just post that picture right now, screenshot

933
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:01,720
Speaker 1: that and send it. Mm hmmm. I just so hard

934
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: to go through my meme account that, Like, I it's

935
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Speaker 1: just difficult, Like I can't even explain it, bro, Like

936
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 1: it's just hard my job is so hard. I heart weed,

937
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: I heart rough sex, I heart freaks, I hearthead period. Okay,

938
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Speaker 1: oh this is a good one. Look at my lawyer, dog,

939
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 1: I'm going to jail.

940
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, yours? Your original was crazy? All right? Should we

941
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 2: do some media?

942
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 1: My media of the week is blue face falling off stage?

943
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Speaker 2: Edited?

944
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 1: Man, it is.

945
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:58,279
Speaker 3: But what's crazy is like they edited a reverb on

946
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Speaker 3: the fart. Wanted the part to feel It's.

947
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: Like, in the room with us is the part in

948
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Speaker 1: the room with you?

949
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 3: I think that's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

950
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll insert that so y'all can clock that to

951
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Speaker 1: you too.

952
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 2: You don't have to be a star to be in

953
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:17,359
Speaker 2: My Show by Marilyn McCoo and Billy Davis Junior, California,

954
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:23,440
Speaker 2: the live version by Joni Mitchell. And I've been listening

955
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Speaker 2: to what's it called? What is this song called? Everybody?

956
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 2: By Nicki Minajda, Like, who isn't listening to that? And

957
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 2: I've been listening to Strike Holster by Lo Yachty, a lot.

958
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 1: Water strike shit, strike strike strike shit water strike shit.

959
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Speaker 2: Hey, Hey my.

960
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Speaker 1: God, let's do my Discover weekly for like a surprise

961
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 1: and see, like what we get into.

962
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Speaker 2: My Discover weekly was trying me. They keep trying to

963
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 2: feed me new songs since all those songs I was

964
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 2: listening to are from the seventies.

965
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Speaker 1: Kindo I did, okay, really ambient? All right, we got

966
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Speaker 1: fall Ozian. Let's check the see when this was made

967
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 1: because it sounds good.

968
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 2: It made yesterday by me.

969
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 1: How do you see when it was made? I'm gonna

970
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 1: go to their profile.

971
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,879
Speaker 2: You go to the album and then you can scroll down, Oh.

972
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety three per wait and it has literally no listeners.

973
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:48,439
Speaker 1: I put y'all onto something crazy they have. They got

974
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,839
Speaker 1: two songs. I just put y'all the fuck on because

975
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 1: this show. They got porcelain too. This is one of

976
00:49:53,080 --> 00:50:01,359
Speaker 1: my favorites right now. Shoe gae Yeah no, thank me later,

977
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 1: oh z e a n Thank you Drew for putting

978
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Speaker 1: us on.

979
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 2: Remember when all I would listen to was shoegaze, and

980
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,240
Speaker 2: I was like, why do I want to kill myself? Why?

981
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 1: Why you can't understand? Literally, what the fuck are the

982
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 1: Cocktail Twins saying? Like? What are they saying?

983
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 2: They're saying if you listen, they're saying, I don't know.

984
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: What y'all not y'all really aren't listening. You're not hearing them?

985
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: All right? Then song for New York, New Jersey. We

986
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Speaker 1: praised the nine nine to nine Heart takes stave a lie,

987
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 1: not feeling it but respect Odo Benson Epogamy.

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Speaker 2: We're going through your whole Discover weekly right now, so bad,

989
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 2: so we need to wrap this up. Yeah, that was

990
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 2: made yesterday.

991
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 1: If this was in my headphone, it would probably be

992
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:58,799
Speaker 1: like circling my head like a forty audio like haircut.

993
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 1: They brought a melody in they lost me. Um Apogamy,

994
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Speaker 1: Otto Binson, all right, I'm gonna do one. I'm gonna

995
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Speaker 1: do one. We're sorry, Sorry, I'm sorry.

996
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Speaker 3: Umm insane reading your Discovery.

997
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 2: We're gonna get this whole video demonetized.

998
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,360
Speaker 1: Oh I love Spirit of the Behive, fell asleep with

999
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Speaker 1: a vision.

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00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 2: Huh.

1001
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 1: I like song.

1002
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 2: I like love but makes me so sad, but I'll

1003
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:39,919
Speaker 2: always always listen to it is but actually it makes

1004
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 2: me sad and happy. We'll live through the long long days?

1005
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:45,360
Speaker 1: Is it dry my car?

1006
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:49,320
Speaker 2: Yeah? And I don't know the whole and the through

1007
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 2: It's like Spotify moves too slow and through the long nights.

1008
00:51:56,120 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 2: I was ishibashi that but it has to be the

1009
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Speaker 2: one the song because he does. Like in that album,

1010
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 2: there's like three renditions of each song, so like it's

1011
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 2: like the same title, but there's like three different renditions

1012
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 2: for each one, but you have to listen to one

1013
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 2: that's three minutes and fifty five seconds. That one of

1014
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:19,800
Speaker 2: that title was like so good. It makes me so happy,

1015
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 2: but also like so sad. But it like literally if

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Speaker 2: the world was ending, I would want to hear that

1017
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:26,760
Speaker 2: one because I would be like, wow, my life was amazing.

1018
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:30,240
Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty. One last album. It is a Spirit

1019
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: of the Beehive album. It's entertainment Comma death. It's scary,

1020
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Speaker 1: but I love this shit. I love this shit and

1021
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 1: it was it's a minorn album. Twenty twenty one.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

1023
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Speaker 1: Uh didn't watch any movies, any shows.

1024
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:52,359
Speaker 2: We've been too busy. We haven't been watching anything. We've

1025
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Speaker 2: been watching The Cut and fucking Betas Squad.

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00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 1: I want to watch so fucking and Poor Things.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe we do that tonight. Oh. I think I

1028
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Speaker 2: have a I have a class to go to tonight.

1029
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:06,760
Speaker 1: I need to watch Salt Me with Jacob Alordi and

1030
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Speaker 1: Poor Things with Emma Stoner. Bitch. One thing about me

1031
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 1: is I love Emma Stone period.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's awesome.

1033
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 1: But okay, oh that's the episode. Oh no, I was.

1034
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 1: I was just okay, like, what are you talking about?

1035
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,799
Speaker 2: All right, well, I'm gonna go ship. Thank you guys

1036
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,360
Speaker 2: so much for listening. You're awesome.

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Speaker 3: M