WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Getaway Car

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<v Speaker 1>Second date. Update, we're entering dangerous territory just by doing

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<v Speaker 1>this phone call. Really because the guy we're speaking with

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<v Speaker 1>may or may not currently be involved in an ongoing crime.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, oh no, did he call us collect?

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<v Speaker 1>He did not call us collect, And I said may

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<v Speaker 1>or may not. It's nothing major, just a run of

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<v Speaker 1>the mill grand theft auto that happened during his first

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<v Speaker 1>ye If he's not, why would you even bring it up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying, we've all been there. Yeah, one second,

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<v Speaker 1>you're flirting talking about your hobbies. Next minute, you're hot

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<v Speaker 1>wiring a Beamer convertible while she looks out for the cops.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice choice.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just speculating on it. But let's talk to Jason

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<v Speaker 1>and get all the details first. Jason, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, thanks for having me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like it's actually a Honda a chord.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, a lot to unpack here, But why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you start at the beginning. Tell us about this happened

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<v Speaker 1>on a date?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, you actually hot wired a car?

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<v Speaker 3>No no, no, no, no, I did not.

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<v Speaker 2>I may may have made that part of but I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>like I thought so.

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<v Speaker 4>But then his response and I was like, wait, what

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<v Speaker 4>that's on me.

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<v Speaker 1>Has this been diesel? I was just guessing. But tell

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<v Speaker 1>us about the date that you went on. Who's the girl?

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<v Speaker 3>So I met Laura on a dating app?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what'd you like about her?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, honestly, like, she's just my type. She's got

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<v Speaker 3>a great personality, she's funny, keeps a conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>Clean, criminal record important exactly, Yeah, really good credit score.

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<v Speaker 2>That's funny, Jason, that's awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. And you know, she was just my type physically

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<v Speaker 3>attractive too. She definitely like worked out all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyways, nice, we're having a date, you know, decided

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<v Speaker 3>to meet for dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's pretty normal so far.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, everything's going fantastic. To be honest with you, and

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<v Speaker 3>I normally would just be, you know, after a first date,

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<v Speaker 3>just split ways there and just to say goodbye. But

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<v Speaker 3>it was going so well that I was like, do

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<v Speaker 3>you want to maybe grab dessert?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Okay, go to a second spot. You're just feeling it.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want it to end. That's such a great feeling.

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<v Speaker 1>So was the ice cream shop so far away? You

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<v Speaker 1>needed to steal a car in order to drive there?

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<v Speaker 1>How do we get to stealing a car?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, first of all, I didn't steal a car. Oh okay.

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<v Speaker 3>We were on our way to get dessert. She offered

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<v Speaker 3>to use your car, which was fine. We were walking

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<v Speaker 3>back to her place.

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<v Speaker 1>Use your car.

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<v Speaker 2>Most people say drive but yeah, okay, oh yeah, so.

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<v Speaker 1>A truth to go use the products.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah okay, yeah, So she offered to drive her car,

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<v Speaker 3>and so we walked back to her place. And on

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<v Speaker 3>the way there, I get a text message from my

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<v Speaker 3>friend and he's he tells me about this pop up

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<v Speaker 3>event that this DJ we love is putting on. Oh

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<v Speaker 3>it's outside the city, so it's not just like walking

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<v Speaker 3>distance and okay, okay, yeah, I mean, and so I

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<v Speaker 3>asked more. I just said, do you mind if I

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<v Speaker 3>borrow your car for something really important?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait? What why would you ask her to go with you?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you have a car?

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<v Speaker 2>You could go get your own car.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have a car right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, so you asked you asked to borrow her

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<v Speaker 1>car to go to this event?

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<v Speaker 3>Probably, I mean, like it was our first date and

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<v Speaker 3>my friend just hit me up. I really, it wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>really my role to invite her. My friend invited me.

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<v Speaker 3>It was. It's like it's like our favorite deal.

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<v Speaker 4>Like that is an inappropriate question on a first date,

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<v Speaker 4>but asking to use someone's car totally cool.

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<v Speaker 3>I was I was in a pinch and I wanted

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<v Speaker 3>to make it there. She did give me permission, she should.

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<v Speaker 3>I trust you?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, I would make you she said, yes, he must.

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<v Speaker 1>You must be a pretty awesome guy or a very

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<v Speaker 1>good looking.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy, or she's just not very good at decision making.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm only decide with you on this case. I

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<v Speaker 1>think there's something to you that made her trust you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I mean, like the car is fine. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 3>to give it back. It's just the timing was off.

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<v Speaker 1>Way, you still have it?

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<v Speaker 3>I do have I've been trying to give it back.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, did she know why you took it? Like

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<v Speaker 2>where you were going?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I just said something important came up and she didn't ask.

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<v Speaker 3>She just said, I yeah, ticket, sweetheart.

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<v Speaker 1>She's probably thinking that some sort of like emergency where

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<v Speaker 1>you have to like rush to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>Or yeah, did you skip dessert too, Brooke?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, raphic you cannot have jear me, Sue.

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<v Speaker 3>There was no no at.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, don't know why she's not calling back.

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<v Speaker 4>That's kind of like bailing on her though, because like

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<v Speaker 4>the date was still continuing. So not only did you

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<v Speaker 4>take her car leave, but you left kind of in

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<v Speaker 4>the middle of plants.

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<v Speaker 1>Physically bailed on. Well, hold on, was the show worth it?

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<v Speaker 2>What all the show?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, Brooke cares about whether or not the dessert.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to know about the show that he left

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<v Speaker 1>to go see. You want to know about the girl.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, the show is great and I'm so glad

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<v Speaker 3>I went.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, something good came out of it.

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<v Speaker 2>She's not calling you back and you have her car.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, she has left me some voicemails and she's like

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<v Speaker 3>basically upset. But to here's the thing, though, I texted

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<v Speaker 3>her the next day, but by the time she got

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<v Speaker 3>back to me, I was already at work, and unfortunately, I,

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<v Speaker 3>like I said, I don't have a car, so I

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<v Speaker 3>took her car to work and then it's been like

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<v Speaker 3>three days now.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. I mean I would be calling the police.

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<v Speaker 4>Honestly, I would think that this guy has stolen my car.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a total thief.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't think better than calling the police, call us?

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<v Speaker 1>We have more stories.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, she is freaking out. Is her voicemails

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<v Speaker 2>that she leaves. Is she just livid?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you always assume the worst brooke?

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<v Speaker 2>But he has her car?

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<v Speaker 1>Bet, she's casual, isn't she casual? Jason's freaking out?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it started casual, but now it's done like a

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<v Speaker 3>handful of voicemails, and she's pretty upset. Yeah, okay, I

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<v Speaker 3>mean like I'll tux her back and try to set

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<v Speaker 3>up a time and she can't and then it's just

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<v Speaker 3>like she just gets more angry.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you looking for another date too? Or are we

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<v Speaker 2>just trying to set up a time for y'all to

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<v Speaker 2>meet and do this car exchange?

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<v Speaker 3>I would love to go on a date with her

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<v Speaker 3>and I to get this car back to her.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, look at that. Yeah, the fact that he has

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<v Speaker 1>come to us asking for help returning the car proves

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<v Speaker 1>that he's not a thief. He's not malicious, yes, and

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<v Speaker 1>he wants to find love out of this.

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<v Speaker 2>Whole experience, and a date would be a good time

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<v Speaker 2>to get the car back.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be, you know, So let's do this. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna come back, We're gonna call Laura and we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>explain everything. Oh, get her car back to her and

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<v Speaker 1>try and get you your second date update.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm ready right here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Second date update Top three first date mistakes showing up late,

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<v Speaker 1>being rude to the wait staff, accidentally stealing your date's

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<v Speaker 1>car and holding onto it.

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<v Speaker 3>For several days.

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<v Speaker 1>So what a stereotype because that's what happened with one

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<v Speaker 1>of our listeners, Jason recently, and stealing isn't really the

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<v Speaker 1>right word, because he got permission from his date, Laura,

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<v Speaker 1>to borrow her car temporarily.

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<v Speaker 2>She thought it was probably for the night, but afterwards.

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<v Speaker 1>Jason hasn't been able to coordinate a time and a

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<v Speaker 1>place to return it, so he's been driving it around

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<v Speaker 1>to work and to other events. Yeah, it gives us

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<v Speaker 1>two goals for today's call. One is to get Laura's

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<v Speaker 1>car back into her possession, and then two finaggle our

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<v Speaker 1>way into getting them on another romantic date, which is

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<v Speaker 1>going to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Real hard when she's leaving him angry voicemails right now.

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<v Speaker 1>But I believe in us. Okay, I want to know Jason,

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<v Speaker 1>if we can get Laura on the phone, here, is

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<v Speaker 1>it okay if we tell her that you took her

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<v Speaker 1>car for a pop up DJ show?

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, I really would like to go on another date

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<v Speaker 3>with her, So I'm hoping maybe we could just leave

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<v Speaker 3>it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think that's a smart choice.

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<v Speaker 1>Something up, a baby stuck in a well out on

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<v Speaker 1>the countryside, so you went to go save it.

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<v Speaker 2>I just think that maybe we just leave it generic.

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<v Speaker 1>He needed the car, Okay, let her come to her

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<v Speaker 1>own conclusions.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, sure, I bet she doesn't really care. I bet

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<v Speaker 4>she just wants her car back.

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<v Speaker 1>Or Jason, you can tell her yourself if you feel

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<v Speaker 1>up for it.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, yeah, I mean I guess you could kind of

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<v Speaker 3>test the waters first, and.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm sure at the point when you're all laughing

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<v Speaker 4>about the whole situation together, then you can throw him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you look back on this as a funny joke

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<v Speaker 1>on your wedding day. Anyway, Let's call Laura here and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see if she picks up.

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<v Speaker 5>Here we go, Hello, Hey, we're looking for Laura thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Laura, I'm gonna apologize in advance for this phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're on the radio right now with Brooke and

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the morning. And were you apologizing thing?

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<v Speaker 7>What I'm on the radio?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, we're here to help.

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<v Speaker 7>How how did you get my phone?

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<v Speaker 5>Uber.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't understand like.

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<v Speaker 1>That why we were asked to call you from one

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<v Speaker 1>of our listeners who he went on an interesting date

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<v Speaker 1>with recently.

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<v Speaker 2>God and you are the nicest person we may have

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<v Speaker 2>ever had on this show.

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<v Speaker 1>Immediate, sweetheart, are you sitting down right now?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Because the person that we're calling about actually he has

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<v Speaker 1>your car.

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<v Speaker 7>No, you're not talking about him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll calling for Jason. Ohh on behalf of Jason.

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<v Speaker 1>We apologize so much for the confusion that's happened over

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<v Speaker 1>the last few days.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, what a dummy he is.

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<v Speaker 7>Well you should be apologizing.

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<v Speaker 3>This is crap.

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<v Speaker 7>I need to get my car back.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to get me Yeah, yeah, we agree. That's

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<v Speaker 1>part of what we're doing here. We'd like to help

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<v Speaker 1>you and Jason coordinate a time in order for that

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<v Speaker 1>to happen.

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<v Speaker 7>But we also that's what I've been trying to do.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, it's not then.

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<v Speaker 1>But the all us you know, the car confusion aside,

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<v Speaker 1>Like Jason, pretty cool guy, right, I don't think that's

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<v Speaker 1>a good.

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<v Speaker 7>I wouldn't call him that. I wouldn't call him that.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I ask, like, what were you thinking when he

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<v Speaker 2>asked to borrow your car on a first date, and you.

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<v Speaker 1>Said yes, and we said that in the nicest way

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<v Speaker 1>posta yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Well okay, So I don't know what he told you.

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<v Speaker 7>But at the end of our date, he was like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 7>let's go get the sert, let's go have a nightcap,

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<v Speaker 7>Let's have a sweet time.

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<v Speaker 2>He said he was having such a good time with you.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't want the night to end.

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<v Speaker 7>So well it did because he got a text on

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<v Speaker 7>his phone and he looks at me and he was like,

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<v Speaker 7>it's city Hall. I work for city Hall. It's an

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<v Speaker 7>urgent matter, and I borrow your car.

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<v Speaker 2>What he told you he worked for city Hall, like

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<v Speaker 2>Batman or something, but.

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<v Speaker 7>He said it's a matter of urgency. He like literally

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<v Speaker 7>drives off like Batman.

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<v Speaker 2>I do.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm shocked. I wanted to help, he asked, very very sweetly,

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<v Speaker 7>and I was like, okay, that's fine. And then I

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<v Speaker 7>can't get in touch with him, right, So I call

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<v Speaker 7>city Hall and try to figure out from his name,

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<v Speaker 7>you know, because I was first law's name, right. But

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<v Speaker 7>it turns out he doesn't really work for city Hall

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<v Speaker 7>in an extremely professional matter. He works in the gemitorial apartment,

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<v Speaker 7>which is fine, but I'm not sure why he would need.

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<v Speaker 5>My car, Laura.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you saying that if you're just a janitor at

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<v Speaker 1>city Hall, then you don't have the authority to take

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<v Speaker 1>someone's car on official government business.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, I'm saying that they have emergencies too.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean it could have been a water main break, right,

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<v Speaker 4>Like I'm just saying, like documents could have been at risk.

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<v Speaker 7>But well, then why wouldn't he give it back to me.

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<v Speaker 8>He's trying about thirty minutes away from calling the police,

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<v Speaker 8>so he needs to get my cards.

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<v Speaker 1>Not funny, And you don't have to do that because

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<v Speaker 1>Jason is actually on the other line right now. You

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<v Speaker 1>want car, wanting to drive it wherever you tell it that?

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<v Speaker 3>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 7>Idiot?

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<v Speaker 5>Like what, well he's hearing all that, Jason there, I

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<v Speaker 5>don't care.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't even know what this is, like he called

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<v Speaker 7>the radios. Just how you guys that he did something illegal?

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<v Speaker 1>Jason? Anytime you could jump in.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's okay. I don't even know what to say.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been trying to meet up with you and stuff

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<v Speaker 3>like that, and I didn't steal your car. It's not

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<v Speaker 3>like I without you knowing.

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<v Speaker 2>Just tell me what you use the car for.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, listen, I really want the opportunity to be

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<v Speaker 3>honest with you because I do think it's important to

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<v Speaker 3>be honest. And you know, first of all, I do

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<v Speaker 3>work at city Hall, So I mean like I was

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<v Speaker 3>telling the truth there.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, got to give him credit for that, Laura, Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>I'll give him credit for mocking before the city hall.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, in cleaning out the paper towels in the bathrooms too.

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<v Speaker 3>I will not take that personal because I'm know you're

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<v Speaker 3>just trying to be mean and you're upset. But I

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<v Speaker 3>just hear me out.

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<v Speaker 6>It was a very okay waiting.

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<v Speaker 3>So there was a huge pop up event that just

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<v Speaker 3>happened that take place. It was a surprise, my are

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<v Speaker 3>you kidding me? Just hear me out though it was

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<v Speaker 3>My best friend texted me it was for the moment. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 3>I would never try to hurt you or try to

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<v Speaker 3>lie to you or do anything to like are you

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<v Speaker 3>here right now? But it was like, so just it

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<v Speaker 3>was our favorite dj.

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<v Speaker 7>DJs.

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<v Speaker 8>You made it seem like it was really urgent in

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<v Speaker 8>the city Hall, like you're a freaking batman or something.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, And it was a pop up DJ event, well,

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<v Speaker 6>where we were located in the time it was short notice,

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<v Speaker 6>and where we were located and helped shut up.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's a really good advice.

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<v Speaker 7>With a story that's not you. You call the radio,

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<v Speaker 7>get me my car. I don't really want to ever

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<v Speaker 7>speak to you again.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the good news is that even though we've

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<v Speaker 1>obviously gone down a rocky road here, their relationship and

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<v Speaker 1>their goodwill is still intact.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you hearing the same.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm really okay, guys, I love that. Do you think

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<v Speaker 7>it's funny? But I'm really not interested in this conversation

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<v Speaker 7>in my car.

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<v Speaker 3>I know you're not interested in this conversation right now,

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<v Speaker 3>but what about a conversation when I drop off the car.

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<v Speaker 3>We'd meet for dinner?

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<v Speaker 1>We can have another No, the tempers are running hot

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Maybe after we all calm down, we can

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<v Speaker 1>think about, like maybe having a little bit of a

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<v Speaker 1>romantic connection going on.

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<v Speaker 7>Right So you would have a romantic connection with someone

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<v Speaker 7>who stole your car for three days? That is stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it works in the movies.

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<v Speaker 8>I like, yeah, but I haven't been able to get

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<v Speaker 8>to oh and I'm been having to get from friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Jason would you be willing to take Laura to work.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Jeffrey, shut up. She is gonna hang up before

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<v Speaker 2>we get her her car back. I'm gonna say, like,

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<v Speaker 2>in the next like hour, you should probably drop it off.

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<v Speaker 3>Jason. How about thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, yeah, you were really lucky she hasn't called

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<v Speaker 2>the car.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean honestly, like I could probably do it in

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<v Speaker 3>like closer to like forty five minutes, because I thirty

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<v Speaker 3>minutes is cutting away too close and got up. I know,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not trying to be a pain. Laura. You just

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<v Speaker 3>you want it now, and that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>But at forty five minutes, his favorite DJ set doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>end for another twenty minutes, so I gotta shut out.

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<v Speaker 1>You can return the car at a morning concert.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I just dropped the car.

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<v Speaker 7>As long as you get there in forty five minutes.

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<v Speaker 7>I mean, I'm all right.

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<v Speaker 8>Are you right?

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<v Speaker 2>We did what they did it?

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations, Jason. You're not going to jail.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>She could be waiting. Yeah, look, Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, are you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't you get to offer them a gift card for

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<v Speaker 1>ten percent off oil changes a jiffy lose.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, Jeffery your positivity on this one.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, is she going to get her car back?

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm worried about.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you better or else the cops are going to

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<v Speaker 1>be coming after him.

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<v Speaker 5>I guess you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Where he lives. I don't think so, That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>But it would be funny if the police were there

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for him to show. She could him and say

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<v Speaker 1>wait here.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think he'd find the humor funny for him, but.

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<v Speaker 1>For us hilarious.

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<v Speaker 2>He calls us from jail for an awkward Tuesday?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you mail me out?

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<v Speaker 2>We're like, no, maybe his story is going to end

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<v Speaker 2>up as a laser story.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to keep you updated about this one way

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<v Speaker 1>or the other. Out you'll find out, yeah, exactly. But

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<v Speaker 1>we can always try and help you with your dating life.

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<v Speaker 1>As you've seen, we will go to the ends of

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<v Speaker 1>the earth and we try and get you a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update, no matter how stupid we end. If this

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't prove it, nothing does, so email the show. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning