WEBVTT - The Rip-Off Mascots! (Part 1) 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:04.160 Hello, Hi, Yeah, Hi, who's that on your shirt? Gavin Rossdale? 0:00:04.200 --> 0:00:04.520 Who is that? 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:05.800 Brady? 0:00:05.920 --> 0:00:09.000 Hello? Tell me who what I need to. 0:00:08.920 --> 0:00:11.799 Get out of the one, two and three? Please let 0:00:11.960 --> 0:00:14.280 me see. Well while you're doing that, let me play this. 0:00:14.720 --> 0:00:17.279 Hold on, I'm gonna play this. Hang on playing a song. 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:33.640 Now play these two boys. We'll save two special and 0:00:33.840 --> 0:00:36.480 a serial reviewing Cereal? 0:00:37.040 --> 0:00:41.640 Is this going in a serial? 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:51.440 It's a serial. 0:00:52.360 --> 0:00:59.480 It's the serial, Siri, it's the serial series, the Cereal 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:01.360 Alert show this. 0:01:05.520 --> 0:01:05.880 Delay. 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:09.080 I'm just gonna stop. It is delay everywhere. You're coming 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:12.240 in like a second after so you can't sing. Sorry, okay, no, 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:17.160 it's okay. Welcome me, Welcome to Serial Killers. This is 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:20.280 episode number one oh eight and today is Monday. Hope 0:01:20.280 --> 0:01:21.360 you had a great weekend. 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:24.240 Oh yeah, thank you so much for not including me 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:26.200 in episode one oh seven. That was really nice. If 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:28.920 you thinks well, I tried Andrew Andrew. 0:01:29.040 --> 0:01:31.319 Oh no, no, no, no, Danielle, this was another one. 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:33.280 Oh you die without you? 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:36.440 Yeah, it was me. It was me and Nate on Friday. 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:37.560 You're so mean. 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:41.400 It was me and great Nate because we did frosted 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:43.160 flakes and you know. 0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:44.800 I love frosted flakes too. That's a sin. 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:47.800 Well, that's your punishment, pal my punishment. Yeah, you know, 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:50.520 when you have other things to do, that's what happens. 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:54.040 You get in trouble and you get punished. All right, Danielle, 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:55.280 you're a little bit low. 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:56.840 Can you pull it up? 0:01:57.000 --> 0:01:58.600 If I pull it up? Then I pull and you're 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:01.000 up to and I don't want him any lud. Oh 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:02.560 maybe you just need to get a little close there 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:02.880 you are? 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:04.200 Is that better? Yeah? 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:06.000 I think you're fine. Who cares. It's gonna take me 0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:08.080 seventeen and a half hours to edit this anyway. So 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:08.960 what's the difference. 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:10.480 You don't do video on this, right? 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:10.880 You just do? 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:13.320 Yeah? We should? I mean we could record this, couldn't 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:13.840 we I don't know. 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:15.640 Yeah, I could just screen record the whole thing and 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:18.000 then just take the audio and put it over it whatever. 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:20.000 All right, Well, welcome to Serial Killers. 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:20.680 The extra effort. 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:24.440 Yeah, you know, extra effort? How dare I like want 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:26.320 to do anything more than actually just like come on, 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:28.720 like you should have the last two episodes. But oh my, no, 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:32.679 I gotta go running. No, I have to make appointments, No, 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:35.880 I have this couch show. I have to do be nice. 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:37.720 Sorry, it doesn't have it in him to be nice. 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:40.520 It's like my birthday was five Well, sorry, what's today's 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:42.800 fake date? Oh it's the seventh. It's like my birthday 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:43.720 wasn't seven days ago. 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:46.359 Today's not the seventh. What are you talking about? Even 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:48.880 even if it was the real day, It's not the seventh, 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:52.880 Today's the eleventh, dude, it's a Monday even. 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:54.160 I forget. 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:54.960 I forget how we do this? 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:57.200 God, Daniel, you're so low. I can't even hear you. 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:57.600 Really? 0:02:57.760 --> 0:02:59.080 Yeah, now I can do. 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:00.880 I have to go like then, I have to go 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:02.160 right up to the phone line. 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:03.639 O, because then I could see your mustache. 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:06.000 I don't have a mustache, you jerk. 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:08.720 All right, you're good. We'll figure it out anyway. It's 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:10.679 Serial Killers. Now what I thought that we would do 0:03:10.760 --> 0:03:13.240 in this episode. I got a giant box. You have 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:15.880 to understand. Every day when I come in, there's packages 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:18.400 people keep sending us cereal, and I love it, I 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:21.919 really do love it. So in this giant box there 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:26.440 was about seventeen boxes of cereal from Millville and Andrew, 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:30.480 do you remember where Millville is from? Or you don't recall? No, 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:32.640 I don't it was the peanut butter and jelly cereal, 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:35.840 remember that. Yeah, I love that cereal peanut butter and 0:03:35.920 --> 0:03:38.600 jelly puffs. And that was from Millville. And it's from 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:41.840 all the ooh you know Aldi, the supermarket. 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:43.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we like Well, there's. 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:46.720 Nearly two thousand al D's across the country, so most 0:03:46.720 --> 0:03:48.240 of you do have access to them. They are in 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:51.280 the Northeast and the southeast and the Midwest and southern 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:54.480 California and Texas, so most people have an Aldi somewhat 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:56.720 near them anyway. So they have their own brand. It's 0:03:56.720 --> 0:03:58.920 called Millville. And what I thought that we would do 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:01.040 in this episode, as I took three of the cereals 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:04.160 that all have ripoff mascots. So on the front of 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:07.240 the boxes there's a fake mascot, you know, compared to 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:09.080 the real cereal. You'll see what I'm talking about. So 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:11.920 if you would take out bag number one please, Okay, now, 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:13.880 what is that? Why am I seeing your ear I 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:15.360 see in your ear connects. 0:04:15.040 --> 0:04:16.039 Because here's the deal. 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:18.320 You said you couldn't hear me unless I put the 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:20.320 phone up to my face, and so I'm putting the 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:22.200 phone up to my face so you can hear me. 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:24.640 I still don't hear you. Now you're blocking something. 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:27.440 Is there a way for me to go on my microphone? 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:27.640 No? 0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:30.360 I think it's so weird that I can't. I cannot 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:32.279 really hear you. You're on your phone or your computer. 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:35.000 I'm on my phone because you called me on my phone. 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:37.080 You facetimed me on my phone. 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:39.160 Well, I know, but I'm FaceTime and I'm on my laptop. 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:41.279 I switched to my laptop. This is my laptop. 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:45.440 Now, I cannot plug this little thing into my phone. 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:46.600 I can do it in my computer. 0:04:47.720 --> 0:04:49.680 You suck. Well, yeah, no, you can get FaceTime on 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:50.200 your computer. 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:52.640 I know. But so do you want to pause this 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:54.479 whole thing so she could set this up on her computer. 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:56.800 Yeah, just open your computer and oh, just open FaceTime 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:58.479 on your laptop and Andrew will call you back. 0:04:58.760 --> 0:04:59.520 Okay, goodbye. 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:01.640 We were going to do too today, but I don't 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:02.719 know that I have the time now. 0:05:03.080 --> 0:05:05.159 I hope this is not part of the episode where. 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:07.839 Some of it will be No, we have to start over. No, 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:10.919 we're not starting over. Why because I don't remember what 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:11.359 I said. 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:14.160 Oh, he's in such a rare mood today. I can 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:15.880 tell you what you said, you said, we got a 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:18.839 whole bunch of shipments from Millville. Where Millville? Andy, do 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:21.080 you remember where Millbill is from? It's from al d. 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:23.520 Of course you don't remember, because you're an idiot. Let's 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:26.279 try seventeen different boxes. It's not named brand Cereal. 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:28.280 Hold on, let me see if I can sign. 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:32.400 And that brings us to Now can we just zoom? 0:05:32.960 --> 0:05:35.480 Can we just zoom it? Scott hate zoom? He has 0:05:35.520 --> 0:05:38.960 like a personal No, I'll I can send out a 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:39.760 zoom thing now. 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:42.040 Sure, let's see how that sounds. 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:43.440 Oh my god, you're a jerk. 0:05:43.760 --> 0:05:45.159 I get anything from you, Andrew. 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:46.800 I sent it to z Scottie B. 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:52.039 But AOL Why do you do that? When do I 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:53.400 use AOL? Z? 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:54.599 What am I sending it to? 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:59.640 Because I'm so old? You're still on AOL? Danielle, Danielle, 0:05:59.720 --> 0:06:02.200 she has to click just to click that. Click it, 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:05.680 click it click what It's just joined with audio on 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:08.960 the bottom left? You there? 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:11.440 Yay? I should be here. 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:12.159 Now you're there? 0:06:12.680 --> 0:06:14.479 Yeah? How is everything sounding? 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:15.920 Danielle? Sounds the same? 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:16.640 Really? 0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:17.200 Yeah? 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:20.040 No, I'm not. It's fine though, It's fine. 0:06:21.040 --> 0:06:26.400 What it's going on? Back there? Are you like you've 0:06:26.400 --> 0:06:29.440 taken a hoarding to a new level. What the Oh 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:33.320 my gosh, you're it's crazy. You can what are those boxes? 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:34.760 You can't fit in here anymore? 0:06:35.000 --> 0:06:36.719 I can't clearly what happened. 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:39.520 Those are all the scrubs, but things get piled on 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:41.400 top of them. It's just what never ending. 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:44.440 So I guess even if I do come back, I 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:45.160 have nowhere to go. 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:46.480 No, you'll have to go somewhere else. 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:48.560 Okay, sounds great, Thanks so much. 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:51.679 Now that we got our audio fixed, let's get going. 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:53.760 Take out bag number one? Please? 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:54.560 Got it? 0:06:54.640 --> 0:06:55.440 Bag number one? 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:58.359 I won't ask Andrew because he doesn't know. Danielle, what 0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:00.080 do you think Bag number one looks. 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:01.160 Like Cocoa Crispy? 0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:02.680 No, Andrew, what do you. 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:04.919 Think it looks like Winstone's one? 0:07:05.240 --> 0:07:06.040 What's it called? 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:07.520 Cocoa Pebbles? 0:07:07.640 --> 0:07:13.040 Very good? So this is Millville's knockoff of cocoa pebbles. 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:15.640 And there's fake Dino on the box. 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:16.960 See coco rice. 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:20.480 Yeah, so this is cocoa rice and the Cocoa rice 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:22.960 is written in like, you know, rock type letters. So 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:25.720 they're obviously stealing everything about coca pebbles here. 0:07:25.880 --> 0:07:28.240 This is not gonna taste great for me because I 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:32.760 realized before I took these cups that the dog's food 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:37.400 was in here. That's discusss. 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:40.040 I don't understand. What's the matter with you? 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:42.160 That smells a little bacony. That's it. 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:44.280 That's gonna skew the ratings. 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:47.080 It won't. I don't like coco pebbles to begin with, 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:47.640 or you. 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:50.120 Do, But chocolate with bacon tastes good. 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:52.040 Yeah, chocolate bacon does taste good. 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:55.240 Yeah, but those are begging strips. It's not even real bacon. Wait, 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:57.680 you guys are all eating. Hold On, I didn't. I'm 0:07:57.680 --> 0:08:00.240 not even eating. I didn't eat it yet. Hold he 0:08:00.440 --> 0:08:03.600 is so smell it smelling. It smells just like cocoa 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:04.480 pebbles with. 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:10.200 A tounch of bacon, kind of making a. 0:08:11.480 --> 0:08:13.200 Oh yeah, you're right right. 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:15.280 Scott it What are you doing? The shelf and the 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:16.280 refrigerator collapse. 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:19.200 Hold on, in the video, I can see your butt 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:20.520 crack you're doing. 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:21.400 I didn't miss that. 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:23.640 No, the shelf collapse in the refrigerator. 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:25.720 How much clap do you have in there? 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:27.560 What kind of kind of milk are you're using? 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:29.240 Bowling basket? 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:32.600 Oh you got fat free? 0:08:32.800 --> 0:08:36.160 Yeah, I'm using wholesome pantry reduced fat milk. 0:08:36.800 --> 0:08:39.640 Well, see, your wholesome pantry is the same as it's 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:43.000 also shop right, but it's the fu Fu brand. We've 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:45.120 got the generic brand, and you got Fou Fou. 0:08:45.720 --> 0:08:46.480 Thank you. 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:47.040 You're welcome. 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:51.600 Here we go, ready, one, two orders because you need help. 0:08:54.120 --> 0:08:56.040 Very close, very close. 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:58.760 I actually really like this. It's good. 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:02.160 Coco Pebbles are a more coocoe, but it's very close. 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:03.160 Definitely. 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:05.160 Yeah, I'm going to give this four bowls. 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:07.160 I'll give this three bowls. 0:09:07.320 --> 0:09:09.439 Okay, Danielle, you still sound like but I'll have to 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:12.600 bump it up for me. Coco Pebbles is a five 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:15.480 bowl cereal. Yeah, this ain't it. I'm going to go 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:18.040 four on this because it's just not quite there. You 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:20.240 could tell that it's the knockoff and it's not the 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:25.120 real deal. Even even Cocoa Dino Bites from Maultimeal Yeah, 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:28.520 way better. That was five balls. Coco Pebbles was five bulls. 0:09:28.520 --> 0:09:30.760 This one gets a four because it's just not quite 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:32.200 on par. Oh, look at the bat. 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:33.920 I have like a fruity your taste to you, because 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:35.679 I feel like it is like a fruity after taste. 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:40.640 No, that's the bacon. Look, there's monster Finders on the back. 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:45.280 You can draw if you would, please grab bag number two. 0:09:45.760 --> 0:09:47.680 Number two. Oh, that's like your chip shirt. 0:09:47.720 --> 0:09:50.360 By the way, weren't supposed to say anything until later 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:51.760 because I was going to play the theme for you. 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:53.560 Oh, I said it now so you could just play 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:53.880 it now. 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:55.320 Well, now I have to search it. 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:57.400 Hold on, I'm doing the Scotti shake. 0:09:58.000 --> 0:10:00.559 Oh I don't even have the song ready. 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:03.719 Oh man, even fifty miles away, I can feel your 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:04.959 anger through the computer. 0:10:20.320 --> 0:10:21.920 I don't even know what you're saying because I was 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:24.800 playing the stupid jingle over you. This one coming up 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:28.880 is going to be the knockoff of fruit Loops. Obviously 0:10:28.920 --> 0:10:30.559 you can see from your little thing. You could see 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:33.920 that the colors are not quite as vibrant, that's for sure. Andrew, 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:35.800 who's the mascot for fruit Loops? 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:40.880 The two can two can't Sam very good, Andrew. When 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:42.680 you talk to me like I'm a small child, it 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:44.960 annoys me more than anything else in the entire world. 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:49.960 I know. So two can't Sam was first introduced Stop 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:51.760 pouring milk, We're not ready. 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:54.040 Why can't I get it ready? 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:55.880 Because then it's gonna get saga I gotta go through 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:59.960 muchpiel so two cant Sam first flew onto the Sea 0:11:00.280 --> 0:11:01.679 in nineteen sixty three. 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:04.560 I hate everything about what you just said. Never ever 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:07.360 say he flew onto the scene, but he's a bird. 0:11:07.679 --> 0:11:10.760 Zoom off. This podcast is over now. 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:12.679 I have a question, Danielle. You're into, Like, did you 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:15.320 see the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards or whatever last weekend? 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:16.160 I saw parts of it. 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:19.959 Yes, Now, if you watched carefully, there was a commercial 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:23.920 for fruit Loops introducing an all new Toucan Sam. 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:25.400 Oh I didn't see that. 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:29.679 Yes, I don't particularly like it. It's a cartoony here, 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:31.240 hold on, I'm gonna bring it on my screen so 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:34.000 you can see it. That is new too Can Sam 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:38.920 with like rainbow eye cartoony anime eyes, and I don't 0:11:39.000 --> 0:11:39.360 like him. 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:42.240 Would they do that when they mess them up? 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:46.080 I don't know, but apparently regular Toucan Sam is still 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:49.320 on the box and new whacked out on crack Tucan 0:11:49.440 --> 0:11:51.320 Sam is the one that they use in commercials. 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:56.480 What I'm thinking is this Aldie brand? Yeah, it's parakeet pete. 0:11:56.520 --> 0:12:00.600 Well it's called fruit Rounds and he looks like a parrot. 0:12:00.880 --> 0:12:03.960 Oh yeah, So I was a parrot and a parakeet 0:12:03.960 --> 0:12:04.719 are not the same thing. 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:06.040 Okay, so it's parrot pete. 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:08.640 Get over it, okay, parrot Pete very good. And on 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:10.400 the back there's a balancing act and you can do 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:14.920 crossword puzzles and and tic tech do. These boxes run 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:17.240 about a dollar ninety nine, so you know. But the 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:19.320 thing is you can get fruit loops on sale for 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:20.880 a dollar ninety nine at times, but this is the 0:12:20.920 --> 0:12:22.400 regular price is about two bucks. 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:25.240 So Repete lives in Williamsburg. You could tell by the 0:12:25.320 --> 0:12:29.640 muted color palette he's hipster compared to his cousin. 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:32.240 Now, if you smell those, Hey, Andrew, are you in 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:33.240 your billiard room? 0:12:34.280 --> 0:12:37.599 Yes, this is you have a Yeah, you have a 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:40.760 billiard room in your house. Yes, I'm moving into your house. 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:43.600 Damn well, I'm moving out on the seventeenth. You could 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:46.600 take my spot. Okay, Oh you're coming back, well to 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:48.280 my apartment, put on. 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:51.880 A mast in gloves and come in and do a show. Anyway, 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:54.640 Smell these. It smells just like fruit loops. A little 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:56.960 bit more. It smells like a little more like lemon pledge. 0:12:57.040 --> 0:12:58.600 But it smells just like fruit loops. 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:01.240 What I will say, is the green in the milk 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:02.360 looks a little swampy. 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:05.000 The grain does look like diarrhea. Yes, all right, here 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:05.800 we go like Shrek. 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:06.600 It looks like Shrek. 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:10.480 Here we goom that one is pretty right on. 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:11.720 This is delicious. 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:13.719 I give it four balls in a spoon. Yeah, I'm 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:13.959 a fan. 0:13:15.240 --> 0:13:18.839 This is absolutely fruit loops. No artificial flavors or high 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:22.520 fructose corn syrup, that's great. No certified synthetic colors. It's 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:24.360 like natural stuff. That's not bad. 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:27.960 Mostly natural stuff. Most little caveat put a little star 0:13:28.040 --> 0:13:28.520 on that one. 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:31.240 I don't know what topo ferrals are. I don't think 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:34.760 those are natural. Oh andrew this tumeric extract in here. 0:13:35.040 --> 0:13:36.960 I was wondering what the nice spice was. 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:38.439 No, it's just for coloring. 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:40.120 All right, I'm onto the next one. 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:43.880 Ooh, four balls. I like it. So did you see 0:13:43.880 --> 0:13:47.240 the new Star Wars cereal that's coming out in the summer. 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:48.520 Bbota Cereal? I want it. 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:51.360 Yeah. So General Mills just released their Star Wars cereal 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:53.319 a month or two or three ago. Remember we did it. 0:13:53.480 --> 0:13:55.800 And you're like, this isn't the same as Lucky Charms, 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:58.160 which it really isn't because the shapes are different and whatnot. 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:00.120 Are you talking about the Star Wars Cereal that you 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:03.280 actually did in like November and it's still sitting back there, 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:04.920 or are you talking about the Polish one? 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:07.360 No, the it wasn't November. 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:10.080 Yes it was. It was before the Star Wars movie 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:10.480 came out. 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:12.360 There's a Polish Yoda Cereal? 0:14:13.040 --> 0:14:16.320 Yes, well it's here somewhere. I can't find it. 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:18.719 But at any event, glad you're not clearing out the 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:20.720 Cereal vault in any way, shape or form. 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:22.280 Look, every day I say I'm going to like cut 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:23.960 the front of the boxes off and make a claws 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:25.920 and whatnot. But I just decided that I just want 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:27.520 to get out of here. So I don't really have 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:28.960 time to do it. And I'm not coming in on 0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:31.960 Saturdays anymore because I work from home Saturday mornings. So 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:34.520 it's gonna be Christmas. Thanks for you, I'll do it 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:37.360 on Christmas. Are you kidding me? What are you talking about? 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:37.720 How nice? 0:14:37.720 --> 0:14:37.760 You? 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:39.160 Stop rubbing your eye COVID? 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:42.120 Good guy? Why are you so mean to each other? 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:45.640 Don't rub your eye? What you're rubbing your eye with 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:46.520 your dirty finger. 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:49.080 I've been in my house for a month and a half. 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:51.000 But you don't know what was on that ziplock baggie 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:51.480 I sent you. 0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:53.040 That is you cough on it. 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:55.320 I might have on purpose. 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:57.720 Note, but when you package them up, I watch you. 0:14:57.720 --> 0:14:59.360 You have rubber gloves on and everything. 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:02.240 Anyway, let's move on to baggy number three if you 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:04.760 wouldn't mind, Danielle, what does that look like to you? 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:06.520 Cookie Chris, Cookie Christ? 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:09.840 It does look like Cookie Crisp. It does, Andrew. We've 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:14.360 been through this before, the mascots for Cookie Crisp over 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:16.920 the years. You won't remember the first one. You remember 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:18.600 the very first one. It was the Wizard. Do you 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:23.400 remember his name? Oh yeah, Merlin No Cookie Jarvis, Yeah. 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:25.760 Remember his because everybody knows that well. 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:27.480 We talked about it. We talked about it when we 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:29.640 did Cookie Crisp. But then there was Chip the Dog 0:15:30.320 --> 0:15:33.080 with Cookie Cook and Cookie Cop remember those guys, and 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:35.920 then Chip Cookie. Then Chip the Wolf came along at 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:38.440 two thousand and three and he's currently on the box. Andrew, 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:42.280 do Chip the Wolf Pleasekie, Chris, Yes, Cookie Crisp, that's 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:45.200 what That's what Chip the Wolf does. I mean, this 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:47.400 is a ripoff wolf. If I've ever seen one like, 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:48.840 I don't know how they get away with this? 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:50.040 What is that? 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:53.240 That's Chip the Wolf's bastard little brother. Like these are 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:56.520 all kind of like think about the Baldwin family, right, 0:15:56.560 --> 0:15:59.200 Alec is the most famous popular Baldwin. He's like the 0:15:59.280 --> 0:16:01.920 He's the actual mascot and these fake ones are all 0:16:01.960 --> 0:16:03.680 the brothers that no one even knows their names. 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:05.520 Oh my gosh, I do know. Their name is Billy 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:06.320 Baldwin is. 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:06.760 One of them. 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:08.520 Yeah, but you know they're not quite as popular. 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:12.680 So did you just compare Cereal to the Baldwin brothers? 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:16.040 Ye, because these mascots are all like fake and no 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:16.880 one knows who they are. 0:16:17.040 --> 0:16:18.880 Wait, I have a question. Is that a bar code 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:19.440 on the side? 0:16:19.640 --> 0:16:21.600 Yeah? They so? What ald He does is they have 0:16:21.680 --> 0:16:24.800 massive barcodes all over the box. They're everywhere, so that way, 0:16:24.800 --> 0:16:27.040 no matter how you put the box on the belt, 0:16:27.120 --> 0:16:27.640 it reads it. 0:16:27.920 --> 0:16:30.520 Oh do you dance with the boxes before you put 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:30.760 it down? 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:32.680 Because I do. I'm dancing. See what do you think 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:33.280