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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and

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Speaker 1: the subject is less is More and he loves it.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that find out what that's all about

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Speaker 1: just a few because right now the nephew is here

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Speaker 1: with today's frank phone call. What you got for his

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Speaker 1: neph All.

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Speaker 2: Right, it's time for Valentine's that's tomorrow, right right right?

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Speaker 2: It is all right, So it's time to get these

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Speaker 2: deliveries out. This is Valentine's Day delivery. Valentine's Day delivery.

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Speaker 2: But it seems like you didn't order nothing by your wife?

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Speaker 3: Uh so who did?

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Speaker 2: Who de cat Dog?

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Speaker 3: If you would Hello, Hello, my name is Eric. I

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Speaker 3: gotta he and you guys a call. I got a delivery.

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Speaker 3: I gotta make there tomorrow for Valentine's for who Kendra Kendre? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Kendrell lives here. That's my wife. But uh, I didn't

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Speaker 3: order I didn't order anything for her for valence Y.

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Speaker 3: I'm supposed to be there between seven and seven thirty.

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Speaker 3: You guys are first on my list tomorrow morning for

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Speaker 3: Valentine And I got like seven eight boxes here. That's uh,

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Speaker 3: that's coming to you. All's play. So all right, I

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Speaker 3: can let me let me let me ask you this.

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Speaker 3: Are you at six West Don Is that you? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: That's me? But uh again, there's there must be some

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Speaker 3: clerical eraror typo because like I just told you, man,

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Speaker 3: I didn't boxes in Chenna. It's about seven boxes. But

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Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, just looking at the total here,

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Speaker 3: that adds up to about chick hundred something dollars. I mean,

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Speaker 3: I got flowers, no partner, We just gonna I'm just

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Speaker 3: gonna take her to dinner and we're just gonna do

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Speaker 3: our thing. But there was there was There was no

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Speaker 3: delivery schedule from me enough, especially not at at seven

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Speaker 3: o'clock at no partner. You got it. It's just something wrong.

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Speaker 3: Well you are you so you're not gonna be there?

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Speaker 3: Are you not gonna be there tomorrow morning? Sir? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna be here. But as far as accepting a

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Speaker 3: delivery that I didn't order and didn't pay for, that's

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Speaker 3: not happening. Man. Well let me tell you I got flowers,

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Speaker 3: two boxes that are lingerie, several boxes that are sex toys. Well,

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Speaker 3: all that stuff. I have all that stuff loaded to

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Speaker 3: be delivered tomorrow at seven am. And dude, obviously there's

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Speaker 3: a communication breakdown between you and me player because I

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Speaker 3: didn't order that, and right, but you have the But

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Speaker 3: what the problem I'm having is that you're telling me

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Speaker 3: I have the right address. You know the name of

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Speaker 3: the person Kendrick, which is your wife. Right, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: so far so good man. But as far as me

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Speaker 3: ordering that, dude, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not accepting

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Speaker 3: it because I didn't pay for it. I did not order.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I mean it's already it's already paid. Let

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Speaker 3: me let me just look at the name here on

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Speaker 3: the here is here is right here. Okay, we got Devin.

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Speaker 2: What would you say?

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Speaker 3: I said, Dens that's who made the purchase. Oh no, no, no, no, okay,

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Speaker 3: that's my wife's ex husband. So either you and him

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Speaker 3: are in cahoots with each other to do this and

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Speaker 3: try to upset me. But guess what you succeeded. All right,

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Speaker 3: So I'm gonna make this this to you. I listened

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Speaker 3: to you, so you listen to me. This is what

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Speaker 3: I want to make abundantly clear to you. I understand

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Speaker 3: you have a job to do, but if you bring

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Speaker 3: those roses and all of that stuff past my house tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: This is what's gonna happen. Those roses, those storms. I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna put them somewhere so far up your rear end

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Speaker 3: that the only way that they see sunshine is when

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Speaker 3: you open your mouth. So do not, I repeat, do not.

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Speaker 3: You and Devin, y'all can take this and you can

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Speaker 3: do whatever y'all want with it. Y'all can play with

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Speaker 3: the sex toys, y'all can do whatever you want to rolls,

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Speaker 3: the totels and all that other stuff. Y'all gonna do

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Speaker 3: what you need to do. Not show up at my

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Speaker 3: crib tomorrow, because it ain't gonna be a happy Valentine's

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Speaker 3: Day for nobody involved. That's what I'm okay. But here's

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Speaker 3: the deal. As a delivery person, I am obligated to

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Speaker 3: make the drip. I have to make this drive or

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Speaker 3: then I don't get you know, I get chewed out

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Speaker 3: that I didn't do my job. Because that's stuff, okay,

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Speaker 3: So what would what would you rather be to teoed

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Speaker 3: out or half throws up your rear end. Let's sad down,

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Speaker 3: let's load down in. What you're not gonna do is

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Speaker 3: hold onf stooping to do just infect it was. You

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Speaker 3: bring you bread? Okay, all right, I won't do the flowers.

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Speaker 3: I'll use the sex toy for you. So you got

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Speaker 3: a choice, and you got flowers. You let's let me

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Speaker 3: let me say this with fowers as professional as possible.

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Speaker 3: You say, I'm trying to be a school as possible,

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Speaker 3: but you ain't listening to me. Do not bring it

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Speaker 3: every Okay, you can drop them off at the curve,

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Speaker 3: then you get credit for and whoever walk past and

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Speaker 3: up and down the street they can pick it up.

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Speaker 3: But do not come to my front door and ring

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Speaker 3: my doorbell asking me to sign and accept nothing. It

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Speaker 3: ain't have to drop them off at the door, sir,

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you now, I've gotta drop them off at

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Speaker 3: the door. The problem I'm having is you telling me

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Speaker 3: you're gonna stick some flowers up my Now we got

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Speaker 3: a problem just listening to this whole scenario. I'm just curious.

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Speaker 3: Is it possible that maybe Devin does something for her

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Speaker 3: that you don't do? Hey? Man, you what what's where

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Speaker 3: are you going at with this? All I'm telling you

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Speaker 3: is to mind your business and don't make this drop.

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Speaker 3: Don't why am I doing whatever that? Den? I'm sure that.

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Speaker 3: Why am I gonna do this that Devon has purchased for?

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Speaker 3: And why I need to ask Devin because he better

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Speaker 3: not show his face up over here. You can take

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Speaker 3: it home and give it to you your girl if

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Speaker 3: you want to. I'm not giving my girl anything that

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Speaker 3: I didn't buy for her. I'm not doing that you think.

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Speaker 3: So if you if you're not gonna give your girl

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Speaker 3: anything that you didn't buy for her, why am I

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Speaker 3: gonna accept something for my girl that I didn't buy

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Speaker 3: for her? I ain't come home now telling you that

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Speaker 3: you gotta accept it, but I'm saying not remember it

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Speaker 3: and you bring out in my house. I gotta accept it.

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Speaker 3: And I'm telling you now, don't even bring it to

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Speaker 3: my house. Maybe maybe mister Devin know what she looks.

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Speaker 4: She looks like obviously she's gonna watch him no more.

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Speaker 4: She be head of the flower delivery person, just like

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Speaker 4: her ex husband. I'm the box and mom whooping. That's

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Speaker 4: all I got to say.

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Speaker 3: Two words for bringing that someone whooping, So you might

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Speaker 3: as well come on now so you can go home

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Speaker 3: after you get this whooping. Okay, okay, okay, let me.

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Speaker 3: Let me say this. At the end of the day,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say this is Conley already told me, yo,

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Speaker 3: she was gonna do something like this. He told me that.

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Speaker 3: Who'd you say? Who the hell? I already told me

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Speaker 3: you was gonna Who the hell is Tommy? Nephew Tommy Isaiah.

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Speaker 3: This is nephew Tommy for the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: And guess what, Isaiah, your girl Kendrew got me to

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Speaker 3: pray phone call you. You know what you Kendrew and Devin,

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Speaker 3: all of y'all can show up tomorrow and all of

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Speaker 3: y'all gonna get portions of this talentine to day we'll

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Speaker 3: be Oh you got your brother. Chance to cool down now, man,

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Speaker 3: I to my sweet one and only kindre with all

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Speaker 3: that is in me. I love your baby girl to death.

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Speaker 3: Do us talk And it almost came early, but I

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Speaker 3: love you. Praise up in here.

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Speaker 1: It was it was stupid.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was stupid.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it's straight. I'm gonna be ignick. Greensboro,

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Speaker 2: North Carolina sold out twenty three, twenty four to twenty

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Speaker 2: five of fib Yavery Yes, the Nephew is sold out.

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Speaker 2: Laying in the cut is good Night's Comedy Club. That's

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Speaker 2: good Night, Charlie Goodnight's. That's gonna be March first, second,

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Speaker 2: and third right there. I'll be down there in Charlie Goodnight.

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Speaker 2: That's Rileigh, North Carolina. Okay. Richmond, Virginia is the sixteenth, seventeenth.

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Speaker 2: The Nephew is in town fifteen sixteen seventeen, and Richmond,

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Speaker 2: Virginia at the Funny Bonem Yeah. And then I'm going

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Speaker 2: to Montgomery, my boy, Paul Davis. Yes, that's Davis Entertainment.

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Speaker 2: That would be me, that would be Celebrity the Comedian.

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Speaker 2: That would be JJ Williamson and Earthquake. That is March

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Speaker 2: the thirtieth and Montgomery, Alabama. Yes, at the Montgomery Performing

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Speaker 2: Arts Center. Tickets are on sale right now. That's all

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Speaker 2: in March right there for you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, book, I like it.

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Speaker 2: Keep it busy man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the comeback.

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Speaker 1: Kid so much alike.

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Speaker 3: We look like he just Tommy.

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Speaker 2: He tall, he got some height on him.

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Speaker 4: No, no, all right, wait, everything.

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Speaker 1: All right, Tommy, thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letter.

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Speaker 1: The subject less is More and he loves it. We'll

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Speaker 1: get into that right after this. You're listening Hard Morning

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