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Speaker 1: I've never picked her up before because my wife. But

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Speaker 1: I was thinking, I can pick up ten thousand girls

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Speaker 2: Hundred thousand women. Unpractical, Dakota.

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Speaker 1: I can drive to every apartment in home in my

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Speaker 2: That's all fine and dandy with me? But how's he

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Speaker 1: He can hop on a plane, fly to the neighboring country,

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Speaker 1: We're talking, Toko toa millions of women.

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Speaker 1: So I picked up Sarah and we talked on the

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Speaker 2: I drove her. It happened again. Oh and then hey, hey, Dakota,

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Speaker 1: Tom Hans was sitting in Riley's share right now and

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Speaker 1: my envision of Tom Hans's He's like a giant hand

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Speaker 3: He he's all thumbs. He would press record and smash

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Speaker 1: Just like Op trying to get together with his wife.

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Speaker 2: There's no universe where Tom Hans would ever go off.

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Speaker 1: Cannot produce story time, all of our Riley's Imax theater

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Speaker 2: He's a thousand pounds of hands.

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Speaker 3: I mean, maybe you shouldn't have cheated on him. Remember

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Speaker 2: Whoa, oh, he's like gones, I'm a hot commodity.

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Speaker 3: I got the house, I got the cars, I got

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Speaker 2: I wonder if they were together while you were married,

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Speaker 2: Her look like a crackhead. Yikes, that's a bad como

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Speaker 1: Op just, I don't know, twists a knife more than

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Speaker 3: It's just, it's just a little. He's reveling in It's

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Speaker 1: It's like, look, I know she and I get I

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Speaker 1: she made her bed. She is gonna she's laid in it.

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Speaker 2: She's gonna lie in that bed.

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Speaker 3: She's gonna lay in that. She lied to him, But

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Speaker 3: And I think the root of this all, you know,

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Speaker 3: back to Opie. Eleven years and now you're happy that

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Speaker 2: Like a crackhead.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Like I'm feeling years the mother

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Speaker 1: But I don't want to see you like not eating.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you know, I mean I would hope not.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right, but you know who Uh no, no, doesn't

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Speaker 2: See us on the streets.

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Speaker 3: If you don't want to see us on the street,

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Speaker 1: Tapping our profra join our lives at three pm PSD

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Speaker 2: Guys. That'll tube.

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Speaker 1: That'll keep us off the streets and on the streams.

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Speaker 3: the episode. We do have some more to go, Okay.

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Speaker 3: Easier to be more flippant with like a guy dealing

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Speaker 2: That could play into it, but it's like.

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Speaker 3: there's there was something that happened to her mental yeah,

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Speaker 2: Care, take care, so to me.

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Speaker 1: So we found out kids are his, you know, a

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Speaker 3: I don't think that's necessary, but but it's Yeah, there

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Speaker 2: I'm not even gonna call your ex wife the mother

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Speaker 1: Yeah, to grow, to grow from this and be and

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Speaker 2: And it's like, is it do you do you really want?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to have the mother of your kids

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Speaker 2: Riley, Oh yeah, we're definitely going to We gotta make

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Speaker 3: in for part three. But guys, if you love us,

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Speaker 4: This is an episode from Deep within the Archives.

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Speaker 1: Time for okop relam. My dad's girlfriend thinks I'm too fat.

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Speaker 1: She bought me gifts to lose weight. So I did

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Speaker 1: something unspeakable. Am I the a hole?

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Speaker 4: The unspeakable thing was shoving Doritos in his mouth.

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Speaker 2: I go on, yeah, yeah, you're not so healthy, now,

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Speaker 2: are you take this?

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Speaker 1: Taco Bell, pizza, big Mac Yah, good speak, more food nah.

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Speaker 2: All all the good stuff that you'll never know. Joke's

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Speaker 2: on you, all right.

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Speaker 1: So I want some perspective on this issue that I

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Speaker 4: Oh we love that, Oh we love.

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Speaker 1: We love a difficult person, especially dating yours for you

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Speaker 1: for Reddit stories. Oh incredible comment. Yeah, everyone get your

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Speaker 2: It's just it's just incredible. Guys.

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Speaker 4: Just think about the stories that you could submit to us.

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Speaker 4: That's right, thank you, best way to land on the show. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Now, she is usually very entitled, and she describes herself

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Speaker 4: That is the number one way that people who are

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Speaker 4: Yeah you know you can benefit from it. By Noah,

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Speaker 1: Yes, you're disgusting. I just wanted to make sure you

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, you don't want to go through life having

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Speaker 1: God no, who could Who could imagine trying to trying

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Speaker 4: My god, him apart, you know, like a shark in

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Speaker 2: Rip it to pieces, exactly.

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Speaker 1: To add some context, she was a very fat girl

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Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: Bro?

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Speaker 4: Girls trying to be a little stick figure. Bro, I

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Speaker 2: I would be like you're telling me I can eat more.

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Speaker 1: Let's go like, I want to eat as much as possible,

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Speaker 4: Let me, let's let's eat some freaking ice cream and pizza.

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Speaker 1: Feel I feel like there's something blow the surface with

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well it sounds like she got mercileully bullied and

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she's a good place to oh, not plaiting yourself from.

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Speaker 1: Yes, a hundred, Yes, that's that's a great point. That's

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Speaker 4: Either the Kardashians don't have waste like Kardashians. Bro, they're

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Speaker 4: Look at look at twenty thirteen Kardashians or no, even

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Speaker 2: John.

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Speaker 4: John was just showing me a picture of Simon Cowell

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Speaker 4: these people literally look like lizard people.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea why people white people, white people

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Speaker 4: It's it.

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Speaker 4: You're comparing at younger but as Bill Burr would say,

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Speaker 1: Also if you compare yourself, if you're using kardashian As,

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Speaker 2: It is just I can't.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

444
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Speaker 4: You know what you should actually look at. There's this

445
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:49,000
Speaker 4: the so this is actually a legit recommendation. There's this

446
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Speaker 4: image I saw on Reddit of all the top athletes

447
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Speaker 4: at the Olympics, all like the female athletes at the Olympics.

448
00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:03,240
Speaker 4: And look at how many people are in the absolute

449
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Speaker 4: prime in terms of athletic ability, and see how many

450
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Speaker 4: different body types there are, because there are all kinds,

451
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Speaker 4: and like that's like, like that's an ideal that you

452
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Speaker 4: could shoot for.

453
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Speaker 1: That is I I love that. That is so i

454
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Speaker 1: I've I've never thought of that before. That's that's really cool.

455
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Speaker 4: Oh it's insane, Like compare the shot put her to

456
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Speaker 4: the gymnasts, to the to the to the runner, to

457
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Speaker 4: the figure skater, Like, they all look completely different, but

458
00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:34,000
Speaker 4: they're all beautiful. So like, you know, don't don't compare

459
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Speaker 4: yourself just to one fake Kardashian. You know, at least

460
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Speaker 4: if you're going to do some comparisons, look at the

461
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Speaker 4: look at the slate of Olympic gymnasts and and like

462
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Speaker 4: all all the the Olympic.

463
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Speaker 2: Athletes you watching this right now. You're beautiful. Don't let

464
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Speaker 2: anyone tell you.

465
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Speaker 1: You're beautiful and we love you from your boys at okyop.

466
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Speaker 4: Yeah, just know that someone's probably jerking it to you

467
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:05,280
Speaker 4: right now, oh that we can't help with yeah, guy, actually,

468
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,280
Speaker 4: or I mean, there's a reason that we're not shell

469
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Speaker 4: below the waist.

470
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Speaker 2: Speak for yourself.

471
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Speaker 1: Sam, I'm not. Yeah, they can see my ways. But Sam,

472
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Speaker 1: on the other hand, who uh.

473
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Speaker 4: Oh funny business going on?

474
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,920
Speaker 1: Let me tell you apparently there is so.

475
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Speaker 2: Okay.

476
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Speaker 1: Of course, she has lost a ton of weight, and

477
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,640
Speaker 1: she is a very beautiful woman even before her weight

478
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:34,960
Speaker 1: loss journey. Sadly, her personality has changed a lot. She

479
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,880
Speaker 1: hates people that are fat, or that don't work out,

480
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Speaker 1: or that are comfortable with having a little fat on

481
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Speaker 1: their bodies. I say hate because she literally hates it.

482
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Speaker 1: She thinks that all fat people are miserable in their

483
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Speaker 1: lives and that people that don't go to the gym

484
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Speaker 1: are unhappy with themselves. If people that don't go to

485
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Speaker 1: the gym are unhappy, I am the most miserable or

486
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Speaker 1: on this planet.

487
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Speaker 4: Yeah, bro, I don't go to the gym. I just

488
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Speaker 4: run in the morning. I do need to do some

489
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:02,880
Speaker 4: more push ups, though, John and I were doing push

490
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Speaker 4: ups at Vacon.

491
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Speaker 2: We're trying to We're trying to look for you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

492
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Speaker 1: To be clear, you're welcome for your viewing pleasure. Oh God,

493
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:16,720
Speaker 1: to be clear, I am not an athletic person. I

494
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,880
Speaker 1: do not work out, and I don't feel the need

495
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 1: to burn every calorie that I eat. So I am

496
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Speaker 1: not precisely thin. I'm more like a medium girl. And

497
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Speaker 1: every effing time I come here, she's in my room

498
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Speaker 1: telling me you should have thinner arms, you would be

499
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Speaker 1: more attractive.

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Speaker 4: All Jesus, that is so fucked God.

501
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:43,280
Speaker 1: You should consider all breast reduction and have some fat

502
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Speaker 1: removed from the bottle. I'm just saying, literally, could you

503
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Speaker 1: imagine telling someone to get surgery?

504
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Speaker 4: The oddacity, God, the personality, bro, I love you.

505
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Speaker 1: I love your waist ball. It's purely because of the

506
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:06,680
Speaker 1: fat that you have in there. If you lost it,

507
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,920
Speaker 1: you would be a square.

508
00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 4: So basically she's like, Yo, your waist looks boank, but

509
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 4: if you lost weight, it would look worse.

510
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 2: So I look good.

511
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Speaker 4: What's the basically what she's saying?

512
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Speaker 2: Where bro? Hey Sam? Your face? What is gorgeous? Sam? Sam?

513
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:29,919
Speaker 1: Your face is gorgeous? But if I punched you to oblivion,

514
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,399
Speaker 1: your face would look terrible.

515
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:31,959
Speaker 2: Did you know that?

516
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:34,399
Speaker 4: I did? I did you need to?

517
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Speaker 2: What are you gonna do about it? What are you

518
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 2: gonna do about it? Then? Sam?

519
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 4: I guess I'm gonna let you punch it.

520
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 1: You need to surgically implant steel shields in your in

521
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 1: your face so that way, in all inevitabilities, your face

522
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 1: will be fine.

523
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Speaker 2: You have to go. You have to do that, Sam.

524
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Speaker 4: Jes sus, all right, Well I'll get right on that.

525
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 4: I'll get it right on that.

526
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Speaker 2: Thank God.

527
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Speaker 4: This sucks.

528
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Speaker 1: This is I mean, usually the stepmom is trying to like, hey,

529
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Speaker 1: let me see how I can like build.

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Speaker 4: A light get in let me. Yeah, yeah, like not,

531
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Speaker 4: let's not make enemies here.

532
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:15,439
Speaker 1: So this Saturday I turned nineteen and my dad and

533
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 1: his girlfriend came to give me my presents early.

534
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,160
Speaker 2: She got me a dress that.

535
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:25,159
Speaker 1: Was extremely tiny, like an extra small when.

536
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Speaker 2: I'm visibly a large. Oh my god, bro, And she

537
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,880
Speaker 2: proceeds to tell me happy early Birthday.

538
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Speaker 1: I bought it once. I's smaller, so you can motivate

539
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:41,200
Speaker 1: yourself into losing some weight, so no need to have

540
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Speaker 1: cake today or Saturday. Ha, and no exchange is possible,

541
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,760
Speaker 1: so you can have even more motivation.

542
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Speaker 4: Holy fuck, this person sucks. My god.

543
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 2: I just smiled and think.

544
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:02,160
Speaker 4: So it's like like like, if someone wants to move,

545
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 4: like lose weight, you can help motivate them. But if

546
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 4: they don't, then it's it's not really up to you.

547
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:12,119
Speaker 1: Like why are people like like this is none of

548
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 1: your business?

549
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 4: Like why none of your business?

550
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 3: Why?

551
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:18,919
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

552
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 1: I just smiled and thanked her, but I told her

553
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Speaker 1: I didn't want it.

554
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Speaker 2: Mm, good job, Op. I felt very.

555
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 4: Pressured by your present. You're present. You're dude. It's literally

556
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:37,680
Speaker 4: a present that is like degrading her at the worst

557
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:38,399
Speaker 4: kind of present.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

559
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Speaker 1: Really, I felt very pressured by her, and I didn't

560
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Speaker 1: think she came to me in a friendly type of way.

561
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Speaker 4: No, God, no, not at all.

562
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Speaker 1: I am happy with my body and I don't care

563
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 1: if I'm fat orphan in her eyes. She was shocked

564
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 1: and went to their car to wait for my dad.

565
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,520
Speaker 1: Oh God, what's she going to do?

566
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Speaker 4: How is the dad not saying anything to this? That's

567
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 4: what is appalling. Has been going on for a while.

568
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 4: Dad needs to step up?

569
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,760
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Like? Where's father of the ear

570
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 2: worn over here? My guy? My dad later.

571
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,359
Speaker 1: Called me and told me that I was very ungrateful

572
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:19,159
Speaker 1: and that she was just trying to help ken?

573
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 4: Does the dad not know what this person is saying?

574
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 2: Good question? Good question?

575
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,199
Speaker 4: Oh Pee, I think you need to be like, this

576
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 4: is what she's saying to me? Do you think that's okay?

577
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 2: Yeah?

578
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 1: If it's if there's any any doubt whatsoever, you like,

579
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:38,000
Speaker 1: have the receipts, Like I'm a large, she bought me

580
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 1: this extra small like she told like, my god, I

581
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:48,240
Speaker 1: told him that she wasn't and she just can't stand

582
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 1: people that are not like her. I want to clarify

583
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 1: that I don't hate her at all, but she needs

584
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 1: to stop body shaming people. It is not normal to

585
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Speaker 1: be this obsessed with another person's weight. And I'm so

586
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 1: are you to be comfortable with having a tummy or

587
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 1: wider legs? But that doesn't bother her existence, so she

588
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,880
Speaker 1: has to leave me alone.

589
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 4: Exactly exactly exactly like sheesus Christ, just fucking mind your

590
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 4: own business.

591
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:21,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's just so it's just so ridiculous that

592
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,840
Speaker 1: like people get it in their heads, like I.

593
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 4: Could understand if if op is like dangerously overweight, where

594
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:32,159
Speaker 4: it's like a health issue, where maybe like like if

595
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 4: like ops like obese or something, and it could affect

596
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 4: your health, Like I could understand the you know, the

597
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,359
Speaker 4: parents or whatever being concerned, But this just doesn't seem

598
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 4: like the case.

599
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, the clearest of scenarios.

600
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: If a doctor is telling you that there's something wrong,

601
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 1: then yeah, okay, like and and and then and then

602
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: it's like, but let me take.

603
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 4: The advice from my fucking doctor, not fucking Karen.

604
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 1: My god, doctor, doctor Karen, can you shame someone into

605
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 1: into losing weight?

606
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:10,399
Speaker 5: My god, My diagnosis to you is to try to

607
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 5: fit this extra small dress.

608
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 1: My diagnosis is that you should go get surgery and

609
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: don't stop until you look like Kim Kardashian.

610
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 2: I promise it's good advice.

611
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 5: Kim Kardashian, here is the ideal body.

612
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 1: I got my doctorate on commenting on Instagram photos of supermodels,

613
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 1: so I know my stuff.

614
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, I read caused Mypolitan, so I know twenty three

615
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 5: fab fit waves to get shape.

616
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Speaker 1: Dude, that's a that's a that's a that's a bit

617
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 1: of a OG throwback.

618
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Speaker 4: I feel like, yeah, bro, I you know I I've

619
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Speaker 4: been to Ralph's in the Oh. I guess not everyone

620
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 4: has a round. I've been. I've been to a supermarket

621
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 4: and been in the aisle with all the magazines.

622
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 2: I know that's right. That's right.

623
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Speaker 1: So there is a quick it. Thanks to all the

624
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 1: people telling me that I should work out and eat less.

625
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 1: Thank you for your concern about my weight in my existence.

626
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 1: If you want more information, I'm a female five seven

627
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 1: tall and waiy one forty nine. If you are smart enough,

628
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 1: just search what BMI that is and you'll see that

629
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: I'm at a healthy weight. So there you go, ladies

630
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 1: and gentlemen. No, I do not live with my dad

631
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 1: and his girlfriend. I go there a few days a week,

632
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 1: and my mom is siding with me at all costs

633
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 1: and being super supportive. Don't bring her into this or

634
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 1: question where she is because this is not her fault.

635
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 1: And I wanted to say that I'm trying to read

636
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 1: everything and all of the revenge ideas are so petty lmao.

637
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 1: But I'm starting to think that she might have an

638
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 1: eating disorder or some kind of problem regarding the weight subject.

639
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 1: Any of this revenge might trigger her disorders, and I

640
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 1: don't support that. You all are very funny, though, So

641
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:54,440
Speaker 1: I guess the question is here, is OP the a

642
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: hole for not accepting her.

643
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 2: You know, existing for existing? Yeah?

644
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 4: There, Yeah, Op is definitely not the a hole. Like

645
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 4: I can't what a ship gift? That's like, like, what

646
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 4: is that the equivalent of bro? It's like fuck, I

647
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 4: mean that's like getting someone like a like a treadmill

648
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 4: for their birthday or like a it's like getting someone

649
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 4: a gym membership for their birthday that didn't want it. Yeah,

650
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 4: aggressive gift you could give, or maybe not exactly a

651
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 4: direct one to one analogy, but it would be like

652
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 4: giving giving someone like, oh, hey, here's an iPad, You're

653
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 4: gonna use it to write all of my college essays

654
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 4: and and you know, shit on and then you know

655
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Speaker 4: it's like no, no, no, no, this is not the

656
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 4: or it's like or like, hey, here's a here's a

657
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 4: book on how to improve your IQ because you're this

658
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 4: fuck because.

659
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Speaker 2: You're a fucking idiot.

660
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Speaker 4: You're a fucking idiot, or like you know you, uh,

661
00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,680
Speaker 4: you look terrible, here's a here's a book. I'm looking

662
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 4: a little bit better. So yeah, uh, opie, not the

663
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 4: a hill. But I mean, we want to know what

664
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 4: you guys think we're We're you know, we're just two beautiful,

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Speaker 4: Our elf on the Shelf went rogue and ruined Christmas

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Speaker 4: this year. Someone's getting divorce papers and their stocking.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's the worst Christmas gift ever, I mean, unless

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Speaker 1: you want the divorce.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 4: You were really trying to wipe up the secretary and

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Speaker 4: you were just waiting for those divorce papers to hit

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Speaker 4: the stocking.

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Speaker 2: Honey, you got me what I always wanted.

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Speaker 4: Santa. All I want for Christmas is a divorce, not

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Speaker 4: you all. Well, chriss is not you? So for contacts.

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Speaker 4: This year was the first time we would try the

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Speaker 4: elf on the shelf with our kids. We have three kids,

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Speaker 4: Lucas nine male, Andy eight male, and Claire five female.

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Speaker 4: Where Lucas and Andy are from our past relationships. However, Miles,

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Speaker 4: my husband male thirty seven, has accepted Andy as his

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Speaker 4: and so did I female thirty five. With Lucas, every

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Speaker 4: Christmas is special for Andy. His birthday is on December

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Speaker 4: twenty four. His dad started a tradition where Santa would

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Speaker 4: make a consideration with him for being a kid of Christmas,

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Speaker 4: so he feels magical and special. I always try to

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Speaker 4: give him that. Last year I left Santa Claus footsteps eight,

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Speaker 4: a carrot and grass he left for Rudolph, stuff like that,

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Speaker 4: So it's like literally trying to preserve the magic of Christmas.

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Speaker 4: It's cute, it's cute. My husband doesn't think it's a

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Speaker 4: good idea. I do all that for him, and I'm

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Speaker 4: showing favoritism, so we should shut it down because of

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Speaker 4: my ex's decisions to create a tradition without considering my

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Speaker 4: other kid's feelings. I disagree because I do consider the

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Speaker 4: three of them. But he asked if we could do

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Speaker 4: something else, like elf on a shelf. I had no

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Speaker 4: problem with it, but I didn't know how that works.

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Speaker 4: So he explained it to me quickly, and since he

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Speaker 4: was the one that offered, I let him do it well.

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Speaker 4: We bought a cute litel. My kids named it Bob. Later,

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Speaker 4: my husband explained to them that they should behave and

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Speaker 4: never touch or hold Bob if they don't want it

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Speaker 4: to be naughty Bob. Oh touch Bob he'll make you

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Speaker 4: so naughty. At first, it was cute to see them

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Speaker 4: spy on Bob try to see if it will fly

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Speaker 4: each night. And Andy was the most excited of all.

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Speaker 4: I found him one night talking with it, asking if

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Speaker 4: Santa still remembered him.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that loser.

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Speaker 4: But my husband took seriously the behave or Bob would

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Speaker 4: be naughty part. Lucas was his first victim after he

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Speaker 4: didn't do his chores. The next day, his face was

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Speaker 4: drawn with sharpie markers like Bob drew on his face.

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Speaker 4: Whoa weird? That is too much. Then Claire, who touched Bob,

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Speaker 4: had her favorite onesie destroyed. Apparently Bob had cut some

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Speaker 4: pieces of it while she was sleeping Miles. The husband

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Speaker 4: was having fun, but I could see my kids weren't

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Speaker 4: being like tortured. I talked to him about how we

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Speaker 4: should lower the pranks. He agreed, but wanted to catch

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Speaker 4: Andy since he hadn't broken any rules. Yeah, stop, baby,

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Speaker 4: but I just want to traumatize one more kid.

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Speaker 2: I gotta get one more good one off. Fucked.

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Speaker 4: You know what this Christmas is all about. I told

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Speaker 4: him that Bob's supposed to tell Santa instead of being naughty,

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Speaker 4: we argued, but he finally agreeding crazy that like this

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Speaker 4: is a thing where it's like, I guess the elf

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Speaker 4: is going to stab you or right on your face,

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Speaker 4: there's steal your kind of sake. Haanic almost So fast forward,

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Speaker 4: it's Christmas Eve. In the afternoon. We had some of

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Speaker 4: Andy's friends to celebrate his birthday. So the kids were

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Speaker 4: playing in the backyard, but my husband looked sus I

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Speaker 4: decided to look for Bob. It was supposed to be

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Speaker 4: in the kitchen, but wasn't there. I asked Miles where

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Speaker 4: it was, and he told me no idea. I started

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Speaker 4: getting paranoid, but Andy asked me if he could cut

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Speaker 4: the cake already. I put my best face on and

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Speaker 4: went for it. The cake was in a box, and

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Speaker 4: when Andy opened the box, he starts crying. I take

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Speaker 4: a look, and it's ruined. Bob was covered in all

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Speaker 4: of it, appearing as though he had been eating the cake.

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Speaker 4: Half of the cake wasn't even there anymore. Miles starts laughing,

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Speaker 4: and so did some of the other parents.

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Speaker 2: So got a mixed.

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Speaker 4: Crowd right here. A little you know, like some of

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Speaker 4: people are in the way, but uh, birthday boy is.

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Speaker 3: Not in front of everyone, into not just like it's

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Speaker 3: not just the immediate family.

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Speaker 4: Like, oh god, jeez, birthday. My blood is boiling. And

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Speaker 4: I grabbed Bob and throw it in the trash, and

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Speaker 4: then I grabbed Miles and we have a terrible argument.

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Speaker 4: He calls me an asshole for what I did to

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Speaker 4: Bob and I've ruined it. How are we supposed to

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Speaker 4: keep the magic with our kids if I wasn't supposed

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Speaker 4: to touch Bob?

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Speaker 2: This is magic?

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Speaker 4: There is an update? What do you think, John?

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Speaker 2: This guy sucks?

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Speaker 4: After Andy's birthday, I told Miles to kid out the house,

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Speaker 4: and so he did. He spent Christmas with my in law,

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Speaker 4: so he's not spending Christmas with them. I stayed with

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Speaker 4: the kids and all of them slept in Andy's room.

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Speaker 4: My kids didn't want to leave his brother alone. The

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Speaker 4: next morning, we opened the gifts and I made sure

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Speaker 4: that Andy could feel special after what happened on his birthday.

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Speaker 4: So I wrote a note from Bob saying that he

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Speaker 4: is sorry if he scared him and his siblings. He

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Speaker 4: didn't do his job correctly. So now he'll be flying

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Speaker 4: to the North Pole with Santa. And when he asked

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Speaker 4: if Santa still remembered the kid of Xmas. He did.

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Speaker 4: Santa was really happy to see him. My kids and

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Speaker 4: I are okay. We are sleeping at my parents' house

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Speaker 4: and we will celebrate New Year's Eve here too. It

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Speaker 4: sounds like they're like breaking up the like op and Miles.

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Speaker 3: I would like an update to this, honestly.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I need more context.

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Speaker 2: I need more contexts.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, we love context, especially context coming from

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Speaker 4: our public subscribers. And John, you got to hit us

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Speaker 4: with something.

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Speaker 3: I got to This comes from the video my sister

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Speaker 3: destroyed my marriage and made me homeless or as how.

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