Speaker 1: I just decompressed first.
Speaker 2: I guess yeah, I actually wanted to. Do you want
Speaker 2: to decompress one at a time? Sorry, we're dealing with something.
Speaker 2: Do you want to be compressed one at a time?
Speaker 2: Or can we do it at the same time.
Speaker 3: I can go if you need me to.
Speaker 1: I was even asking.
Speaker 4: Is not like that, not saying stuff, but like present
Speaker 4: would be nice.
Speaker 5: I can witness your decompression.
Speaker 4: And then and then and then I'll I'll be in
Speaker 4: a much better position to witness yours after I yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm afraid it would essentially be in a better position
Speaker 4: to witness.
Speaker 1: Mind when you're I kind of high a little bit
Speaker 1: of yes, a little bit of.
Speaker 2: Tickling because you're moving the trunk or you know, like
Speaker 2: in order to in order to not kicking, you do that.
Speaker 3: In the trunk. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: I don't want to move my fingers when I'm trying
Speaker 2: to think of a word or summon something, and I'm
Speaker 2: not necessarily trying to tickle a ghost or.
Speaker 5: Anything like that.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Just do we like to be very intentional and
Speaker 2: I want you to decompress. We like to be very
Speaker 2: intentional when we imply that one another because it is
Speaker 2: an audio medium, are touching someone. So the idea that
Speaker 2: I would be tickling someone, you know, without getting or
Speaker 2: express permission, or even if I was tickling someone who Sorry,
Speaker 2: what did you say without being what what I said?
Speaker 2: Without being in the did you say hard?
Speaker 3: I don't believe I said that, But I could.
Speaker 5: Have tickling someone without being hard.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I think that I was thinking of something else.
Speaker 5: Now, if I do need to decompress first.
Speaker 3: I'm a witness. I'm quiet, you are speaking, you are decompressing.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Uh so, I'm just gonna kind of sit back and
Speaker 2: take in as he goes through.
Speaker 1: His prospers is really really quick. Let me just do
Speaker 1: it real quick.
Speaker 5: So he's all done with his. Mine's a little longer.
Speaker 2: I do go through an emotional freedom therapy methodology where
Speaker 2: I am tapping different pressure points and I have a
Speaker 2: sort of mantra that I go through. I have a
Speaker 2: question that I want to ask myself, what did you
Speaker 2: say hard?
Speaker 3: I don't, Yeah, I did. I thought that's where you
Speaker 3: were going with that. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: All right, oh m hm, so sorry about that. No,
Speaker 5: I'm super It's easier for us to move on.
Speaker 2: Actually, if we just we don't do the apology anymore.
Speaker 2: We don't ideally say hard anymore.
Speaker 1: It's sort of sentence, no, you did it two times.
Speaker 4: That was not just one time. You did it twice
Speaker 4: because I did it and then again on tapping. Yes,
Speaker 4: I'm one hundred percent I'm sure you did it two times.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, So I'm just going to do my.
Speaker 3: M h.
Speaker 6: You're not going to get hard in front of the guest.
Speaker 6: You won't get hard in front of the professional podcast host.
Speaker 6: The guests won't notice. Even if you do.
Speaker 2: Your lap is below the table. You won't get hard
Speaker 2: in front of the guests. They have no idea even
Speaker 2: if you are, well, I'm.
Speaker 5: Ready to podcast.
Speaker 2: So it's just been oh no, it's not supposed to happen.
Speaker 2: That's not supposed to happen.
Speaker 4: The computer fellow over around the table, and it wasn't
Speaker 4: from him his row getting so hard and smacking the
Speaker 4: table knock it over.
Speaker 5: I was hitting with my hands, you could see, so
Speaker 5: that was making the table.
Speaker 1: Vibrate a little bit. And the word vibrate.
Speaker 5: That's not causing me to do anything.
Speaker 2: You so uh uh Anna, the counkler is here. You
Speaker 2: uh you've conkled Hollywood, and now you're here to counkle
Speaker 2: the podcast space as well. And I'm having a little
Speaker 2: fun with your name. But it's Anna Conkle.
Speaker 5: She uh is a.
Speaker 2: Multi multi multi hyphen it they're not enough hyphens for
Speaker 2: what she does. And it's like so many things and
Speaker 2: it's just everything she sees.
Speaker 1: She goes, give me that.
Speaker 5: I want that, I'm taking it.
Speaker 3: That's you're my show, you my position.
Speaker 1: I want that.
Speaker 5: You know what I mean, and like I should be
Speaker 5: in that, not you.
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to take other people's parts or anything.
Speaker 5: Like that, are I mean? And then people are like.
Speaker 3: No, you can't be in it, you know.
Speaker 2: But at times they go no you can't be in
Speaker 2: it to everyone else and they say you can be
Speaker 2: in it, and everyone else has to go home.
Speaker 3: It's unusual, but it's Has it happened?
Speaker 5: Sure, it's happened, and it must have.
Speaker 3: Do people get.
Speaker 1: Everyone else's part and failed?
Speaker 3: I wasn't trying to take parts directly?
Speaker 1: If you want to, did you have tried harder?
Speaker 4: Would that have made conditions more favorable for me getting
Speaker 4: the part? You had actually been trying?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 3: I definitely certainly always try you don't want to overtry. Well,
Speaker 3: what I'm what I'm what I'm trying to say is
Speaker 3: like you don't want to overtry. I don't want to
Speaker 3: take something when it belongs to somebody else. Although I
Speaker 3: have heard of actors writing letters to directors being like
Speaker 3: this must go to me. Have I done that?
Speaker 5: No? Like that?
Speaker 1: But well.
Speaker 2: I have not done expressly what you're describing in terms of.
Speaker 5: What was it you said.
Speaker 3: Writing a letter to a director to convince them that, like, please,
Speaker 3: I'm the right person for this.
Speaker 5: That that you've done, that I've done.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: Have you seen black Swan? I sure have should have
Speaker 5: been me. Okay, it should I should have been both parts.
Speaker 3: I thought you meant two black Swans. There's one black Swan.
Speaker 3: There's not a flat.
Speaker 5: I've seen the film. Have you seen the film? Actually? Well,
Speaker 5: first of all, have you seen the film?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Is it any good black Swan?
Speaker 5: I couldn't watch it, you know, too close bage.
Speaker 2: I heard they were doing this running gun production in
Speaker 2: New York, that Aaron Osky was just unloading on the
Speaker 2: whole city just and I said, this is I gotta
Speaker 2: be a part of this. And then when I heard
Speaker 2: it was ballet, I said.
Speaker 3: Still still even so, oh, even so?
Speaker 1: Do you write that as a letter?
Speaker 3: Some people the show emails letters.
Speaker 1: Hey, oh there's a button on the remote.
Speaker 4: Now with a microphone, you press the button, you can
Speaker 4: give voice commands during any show. Okay, and say, can
Speaker 4: we at least admit that I would have crushed this
Speaker 4: part and any.
Speaker 2: Better or worse, not not to take nothing away from
Speaker 2: the performance we're all watching, can we.
Speaker 5: At least acknowledge that I would have fucking.
Speaker 4: Smash, absolutely barreled this pitch into the second deck. And
Speaker 4: is there anything that can be done.
Speaker 2: Now to sort of right the wrong of not getting
Speaker 2: to see me.
Speaker 3: In Black Swan? Anything in the fred in the cartoon
Speaker 3: the original cartoon.
Speaker 2: Rock Vegas, but in the original cartoon, and it's and
Speaker 2: I understand why they didn't cash is because he was
Speaker 2: very young. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was going to say, how old were you when
Speaker 3: that came out?
Speaker 1: I was, you know, I was, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know, couldn't have been over thirty. I thought you
Speaker 2: were going to say three, could have been over thirty
Speaker 2: twenty nine?
Speaker 4: Maybe I was in college, but it was before like
Speaker 4: they knew exactly what age to do college at.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: They were original cartoon of the Flintstones.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 4: When they were first starting to come up with the
Speaker 4: idea for college, they were like, this should be for.
Speaker 5: Like when should it start?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is for grown ups.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's a very adult idea to pursue that
Speaker 2: level of education, you know, and you're like.
Speaker 4: Living all by yourself. And they first they were like,
Speaker 4: we know this kids. Then they were like should this
Speaker 4: be for kids? They started letting no, no, no, sorry.
Speaker 3: College la college. You were in college and was called.
Speaker 1: College because it was the first one. It was before.
Speaker 2: College really had the sort of codified age brackets that
Speaker 2: we think about now. And I think we should maybe
Speaker 2: go back to this because if you see what goes
Speaker 2: on with some of these fraternities and some of the
Speaker 2: issu that people have, I think it's because they're so
Speaker 2: young they're making these mistakes. Whereas at the time that
Speaker 2: Hayes was going to college, he was could have been
Speaker 2: more than thirty twenty nine or so, maybe late thirties.
Speaker 1: I was twenty.
Speaker 4: So they also had a skipping years and so they
Speaker 4: would have you like go and come back. Okay, So
Speaker 4: my first year I was thirty one, okay, and then
Speaker 4: they had me come back when I was fifty one.
Speaker 2: And his major was prehistoric cartoonity, prestar cartoonity, and which
Speaker 2: which you look at that if you then look at
Speaker 2: the Flintstones, that's what they are.
Speaker 5: Such a natural pairing.
Speaker 2: With Hayes, who is actually aware because there were many
Speaker 2: inaccuracies in the show, and I've watched it with Hayes
Speaker 2: and he is constantly saying, I wouldn't have let them
Speaker 2: do that. I would have corrected that, you know, and.
Speaker 4: He wouldn't have been able to stop me, because I'm
Speaker 4: Fred Flintstone.
Speaker 3: At that point.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's Fred Flintstone. He has so much creative you know,
Speaker 2: from within the scene he can actually operate. Do you
Speaker 2: ever feel like within the scene when you to go.
Speaker 3: Back to you okay only if you want, yeah, well to.
Speaker 2: Go back to you and your thing. Do you ever
Speaker 2: feel like within the scene as you're performing in a
Speaker 2: way you are kind of directing that you are creating it,
Speaker 2: even though the cameras are said or whatever, that you
Speaker 2: have so much influence over what they're going to see
Speaker 2: in the final product.
Speaker 3: Well, and you don't even really have to say the
Speaker 3: lines that they want you to.
Speaker 2: Clinton wouldn't have it, Ben Hayes, because that they didn't
Speaker 2: talk like that, They didn't.
Speaker 1: Have our modern language of that.
Speaker 3: Okay, you would have done hieroglyphics speak or sorry that
Speaker 3: I didn't study it.
Speaker 1: I have time.
Speaker 4: I don't have time to educate you. Please don't make
Speaker 4: me educate your So it's not the job to educate you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I should know, and I want to apologize for
Speaker 3: that at the time, they just there's only one to me.
Speaker 1: It's and this is about your book.
Speaker 5: So you're doing a book.
Speaker 1: By the way, we gotta do that. We got to
Speaker 1: write one of these.
Speaker 3: You don't have a book. It's not hard.
Speaker 2: We have Wait, the fact is we have a million
Speaker 2: damn books. And we just haven't put him down yet.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, we haven't.
Speaker 3: Actually, you don't mean put him down, killed him? You
Speaker 3: mean put him down, put him down?
Speaker 5: Why we would be killing it? Okay, and'll be killing it.
Speaker 3: I see that.
Speaker 5: Killing him hardly, right, Yeah, killing him hardly, killing him hardly.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: Wow, you're wordy. That's very good.
Speaker 1: He's so amazing different words.
Speaker 3: You just say things like this is a sentence, here's
Speaker 3: my book.
Speaker 5: It's I just do it.
Speaker 3: You do it, Yeah, and you lay it.
Speaker 1: Down honestly like a magician.
Speaker 5: It's like and by the way, I didn't ask for this,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: The noodle.
Speaker 2: Yes. I think people sometimes think like, oh, he's showing off,
Speaker 2: and to me, I go, I literally don't have a choice.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If I could go back in time and like, you know,
Speaker 2: choose to have this gift or not, I don't know
Speaker 2: that I would, because it's not always easy and it
Speaker 2: is sometimes a turnoff for people.
Speaker 3: Being really smart and writer.
Speaker 2: Yes, having this these language abilities.
Speaker 1: When we pitched the book, Oh you've been.
Speaker 3: Pitching the book, and they're like, you're a turn off.
Speaker 4: We have a story to tell. Huh, I mean this,
Speaker 4: we got it. I mean let's talk about your for
Speaker 4: one second.
Speaker 2: Let's get so that we can get just to move control.
Speaker 2: Let's get like a control group, and then you'll.
Speaker 1: Have something to measurest.
Speaker 3: Okay, meaning we'll just measure which one's better.
Speaker 1: Well, your book is your book is there can be
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 3: It is subjective.
Speaker 1: It's a valuable two books in the world.
Speaker 5: I'm glad that it exists.
Speaker 2: But I think for the audience it'll be nice to
Speaker 2: hear what a normal book is and then how we're
Speaker 2: really transforming the medium.
Speaker 5: Okay, so your book's normal. So it's a memoir.
Speaker 3: It is a memoir.
Speaker 5: What are we remembering?
Speaker 3: We're remembering death.
Speaker 5: Anything, Dishy Wember, any celebs.
Speaker 3: There's Sasha Baron Cohen.
Speaker 7: Okay, you want a little dish on that. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 7: take it, would you or heyes?
Speaker 5: Is still thinking about it?
Speaker 1: Do we Okay?
Speaker 3: We can skip it.
Speaker 4: No, it's it's fine. It's just like I'm most like
Speaker 4: we can have him on the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, just read, just read, just read.
Speaker 5: It, okay, you know okay, is there an audio version?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you read the audiobook.
Speaker 5: I'll probably just read it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's and do you think you'll do an audio
Speaker 3: book for yours?
Speaker 1: One step of a time? Please?
Speaker 3: You seem really ahead of yourself. So I just switch
Speaker 3: in a good way and like a sorry, I just
Speaker 3: hit the mic, but in like a motivated way where
Speaker 3: you're like, I know, good enough, you're doing We've all
Speaker 3: these breath work things get hard.
Speaker 1: In our life.
Speaker 4: Happened that we want to share could be useful for
Speaker 4: people that are going through the same thing.
Speaker 3: Together, that happened together. A unified memory.
Speaker 1: Yes we have to.
Speaker 5: Yes, we are partners, we have worked together.
Speaker 1: No, uh, I know.
Speaker 4: If we if we were, we've literally never never fought
Speaker 4: an what on the show before.
Speaker 1: If we could do it. This is not gonna be
Speaker 1: the first show where we have whites. Have we ever
Speaker 1: fought anyone?
Speaker 2: Literally, we do environment the best podcast experience of their life.
Speaker 2: That's all we've ever done on this show. And then today,
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, you wanted to be a fight,
Speaker 2: let's fight, which to me really never done that on
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 3: I thought, I said, is this a fight?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Did I say let's fight? My mistake? Things are flying
Speaker 3: out of my mouth like hard and let's fight, And
Speaker 3: I thought, you know you should stuff like that.
Speaker 1: And this is Hayes lived experience. You're like, okay, is
Speaker 1: this a fight? Yeah?
Speaker 5: That's what I like?
Speaker 1: Is this a fight?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 1: Am I am? I? The only feeling this is like
Speaker 1: did I do something wrong?
Speaker 3: Did I do something wrong? That's what I'm saying. And
Speaker 3: you're going what usually means.
Speaker 1: Yeah, always about like you and what you did. For example,
Speaker 1: I'd like tom our story for our.
Speaker 5: Books perfectly about for so long.
Speaker 7: The entire show so fairly spoken about my book, and
Speaker 7: I would love.
Speaker 1: To hear about the whole audiobook.
Speaker 3: Now I'm not trying to do the audiobook. I'm just
Speaker 3: trying to tell you, like what, I don't even think
Speaker 3: I've told you one thing about what the book was about,
Speaker 3: no offense, but like I brought up Sasha, you know,
Speaker 3: my friend, and you guys were like, no, we don't
Speaker 3: want to hear about that. Oh we were hooking up?
Speaker 3: Yeah sure, And then you guys were like, no, we
Speaker 3: don't want to hear about that.
Speaker 1: You guys were hooking up?
Speaker 3: No what what? Literally what one time?
Speaker 5: So so well?
Speaker 1: Now I'm yeah, no.
Speaker 3: This is so Now you're interested because it's a celebrity
Speaker 3: who am my fucking dogship?
Speaker 2: Actually one moment, I'm interested in clarifying for the audience
Speaker 2: that you can't just come on and make a sensational
Speaker 2: claim that you were hooking up with Sasha Baron Cohen.
Speaker 1: What I think more likely you were hooking up with
Speaker 1: Bruno or General Aladin. I think it's far more likely.
Speaker 2: Okay, but who you hooked up with was generality Bruno
Speaker 2: the dictator.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's who it is.
Speaker 3: Are you insinuating that who I hooked up with was
Speaker 3: not Sasha baron Call one at all, but impersonator of
Speaker 3: one of his characters.
Speaker 2: Didn't say that, that's what I said. Well, when Sasha
Speaker 2: is General Aladeen, he is not Tasha, and anyone who
Speaker 2: knows him knows that, and he's a good friend of yours.
Speaker 4: Well, one thing I'm curious about. You said that this
Speaker 4: guy you hooked up with then died and so.
Speaker 7: I didn't see you did that is actually exactly what
Speaker 7: you said.
Speaker 3: When I keep saying hard, you're hard, You're hard. Oh,
Speaker 3: I don't get hard. The table's here, like right, you
Speaker 3: guys are fucking crazy.
Speaker 5: So this is going to starting now, start over, be
Speaker 5: a no.
Speaker 1: Gas light zone.
Speaker 3: Okay, I agree, Hans in.
Speaker 2: Fine, I don't want you to do something to it.
Speaker 2: I actually don't trust you because you're the first guess
Speaker 2: who's ever tried to make this a fight.
Speaker 1: We've been doing the show for.
Speaker 2: Thirteen years recorded and several years before that when we
Speaker 2: were just practicing.
Speaker 1: Without yes yes.
Speaker 2: So I now am like in this space where it's like, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not to going to give you my hand.
Speaker 1: You might do something crazy to it.
Speaker 3: Wait, what you're not going to let anyone do something
Speaker 3: crazy to it.
Speaker 5: I'm not going to give you my hand. You might
Speaker 5: do something crazy to Oh, I know you all right,
Speaker 5: I didn't hear you, and I Wo'm not gonna say
Speaker 5: I wouldn't let anyone. I'm not going to let you.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Is that recording? Are we being recorded?
Speaker 1: She wants to make sure that cameras are on mentioning
Speaker 1: actually not kidding wing at us.
Speaker 3: Yes, I was told that there was no recording.
Speaker 1: Do you know I told this show would not be recorded.
Speaker 5: You're told there would be no recording.
Speaker 3: On camera Mike's check camera Never did a camera check.
Speaker 1: People to sit in.
Speaker 5: That because the cameras were set for different.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I didn't think about that deeply.
Speaker 4: So do you know Kevin, I know a lot of
Speaker 4: Kevin's Okay, Kevin is Ken works on the show. Yes,
Speaker 4: m hm, and so, oh god.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: We used to.
Speaker 2: Well, don't say that, no, well, don't just leave that.
Speaker 2: Don't just leave that. Don't say that. Actually, please, yes,
Speaker 2: we are recording, and please say I am feeling very comfortable.
Speaker 4: Were literally started to talk about our story after letting
Speaker 4: you talk about it, like literally forever, endlessly.
Speaker 3: What what did I talk about endless?
Speaker 4: You think was such a bard go you hooked up
Speaker 4: a he died, which I was gonna say, sorry, but
Speaker 4: like he looked, Sasha Baron Cohen is still alive.
Speaker 3: Right, that's what you've been told.
Speaker 1: So you think that they covered it up and they
Speaker 1: had it, they had to do a different one.
Speaker 3: Ever heard of like security checks?
Speaker 1: Yes, but what does that have to do with this?
Speaker 5: I've heard of wheat checks?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, on I mean, I swear to God.
Speaker 3: I don't it's gonna sound cue and Onnie, I'm not
Speaker 3: going to go there with you. I feel Let me
Speaker 3: just state for the record, I feel comfortable even though
Speaker 3: there's I just saw myself get zoomed in on.
Speaker 2: Also, but that's not the feed they'll see. We could
Speaker 2: just keep it like, that's not they're going to seek.
Speaker 3: Can we pause?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, let's take a pause. Let's take a pause.
Speaker 2: Something that we've also never done on the show before.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the decompression bras rising up again.
Speaker 2: There was one thing we asked you not to talk about.
Speaker 2: What Kevin should have sent you a list. Yes, the yes,
Speaker 2: the cameras will be recorded.
Speaker 3: So my BRA's uncomfortable. Is that okay? Is that too
Speaker 3: sexy for you? Is that I'm gonna get canceled because
Speaker 3: my BRA's uncomfortable. Yeah, women wear bras, some of us.
Speaker 3: Anyone can, You can if you want.
Speaker 1: Here's what I here's what I would like the rest
Speaker 1: of the show.
Speaker 2: To be great, thank you. I would like it to
Speaker 2: be an honest discussion of both of our books okay
Speaker 2: ours Yes, which does not include.
Speaker 3: Lies or being published yet.
Speaker 1: Which does not claim that we.
Speaker 2: Hooked up with Sasha be CODs so hard that he
Speaker 2: exploded and died. What somehow we had some magical sexual power.
Speaker 3: I didn't say we exploded. I said we hooked up,
Speaker 3: which meant kiss and that it killed him. No, not
Speaker 3: that it killed him, that he died later on. But
Speaker 3: when you say exploded, we all know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: No one exploded. Okay, we didn't get that far.
Speaker 5: Help, But wonder how Isla would feel about the timeline
Speaker 5: on this either.
Speaker 1: So it takes a little while to publish a book.
Speaker 3: What I call what.
Speaker 1: I think you're trying to do my thing, and I
Speaker 1: think it's just.
Speaker 3: Is that your thing?
Speaker 1: Is that your thing? Yeah?
Speaker 3: No one told me with words, Okay, you have a book.
Speaker 3: Oh so it was clever. Thank you. I knew we'd
Speaker 3: get along.
Speaker 8: Well, I said trying. Okay, Well, I said trying. I
Speaker 8: heard you the first time.
Speaker 5: I think the audience needed to hear it twice for
Speaker 5: what purpose?
Speaker 4: So I'm just looking at our agenda here. Our agenda
Speaker 4: here is talking about both our books. The first sight
Speaker 4: I'm talking about.
Speaker 5: Yes on pause?
Speaker 2: Yes, did you guys really pause in there? Don't pause
Speaker 2: in that she doesn't get to call pause.
Speaker 9: You will only pause if you guys call pause?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Should I use a different word if I need to pause,
Speaker 3: such as hold, stop, please? Anything?
Speaker 9: You could use hold?
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 3: So you guys have pause?
Speaker 1: I hold?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 2: All right, but but there should be a double check
Speaker 2: on the hold. And if she does hold, do double
Speaker 2: check on hold.
Speaker 9: Got it? Copy?
Speaker 3: And if they are doing a pause, you could just
Speaker 3: text me and I'll say, all good.
Speaker 4: You don't have to wait for that, and I will
Speaker 4: keep case you have Casey's number? Do you know Casey?
Speaker 3: Sorry? Do you need my number?
Speaker 2: If you have Casey's number, tell us if you have
Speaker 2: Casey's number. I now am going to tell the camera
Speaker 2: that I am uncomfortable and I am feeling unsafetory this recording.
Speaker 3: Guys, that's great.
Speaker 1: It is strange that we can see yourselves on the screen.
Speaker 1: That's not normal for the recording.
Speaker 3: Oh that's not typical. I was wondering why I saw
Speaker 3: myself being zoomed in on. But yeah, my number you ready,
Speaker 3: old Boston number. That's how you know it's real. And
Speaker 3: I am going to change my number tomorrow. But that's
Speaker 3: what it is today.
Speaker 1: Start the clock, okay, and.
Speaker 3: Go right, or you should say go it's not my podcast.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: Go for podcast.
Speaker 2: His is going to talk about the book, our book,
Speaker 2: the one people are probably at this point pretty excited
Speaker 2: to hear about, since they've been hearing about nothing but
Speaker 2: your book.
Speaker 4: We used to come in here every day. Kevin would
Speaker 4: make us a pizza sandwich, which is bread like a sandwich,
Speaker 4: but tomato sauce and cheese inside.
Speaker 5: Tomato, sauce, cheese not hot.
Speaker 1: After one time he gave it to us way.
Speaker 4: Too hot, the pizza sandwich, the pizza sandwich, and he
Speaker 4: calls it his Nimi machine.
Speaker 2: Panini's I'm just telling you what Kevin said, and I didn't.
Speaker 2: I never went back to double check.
Speaker 1: On that way too hot.
Speaker 5: I'm hearing now from you that it was likely a
Speaker 5: panini press.
Speaker 3: I'm just assuming if he called it. Did he call
Speaker 3: it a niini?
Speaker 5: He said, I have to put it in my nianni machine.
Speaker 2: We we had initially said we were not going to
Speaker 2: record unless we could get a pizza parmesan sandwich.
Speaker 1: He said, for my queenies.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he said, queen.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, and you think it's sweet our queenies with big weenies.
Speaker 3: I didn't hear the weenies. I just heard the nani.
Speaker 5: And I don't think I heard it either.
Speaker 4: You guys keep anyway. We bite into these things. They're
Speaker 4: so hot it sealed the cheese and the sauce inside.
Speaker 4: Shot them out at each other. Yeah, what we took
Speaker 4: a bite. It's shooting out both of us on both
Speaker 4: of us.
Speaker 2: We tried to synchronize our bites, which was actually really
Speaker 2: sweet and actually it was going to be a whole
Speaker 2: part of the.
Speaker 1: Book through each other. Thing. Take a bite, yea queenies.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's sort of a sort of a brotherhood bite.
Speaker 5: And we would and we would lock forearms and then
Speaker 5: we would take a big honked chomp.
Speaker 1: But it shot each.
Speaker 4: Other at both sides funny, like lot that was funny,
Speaker 4: but then Kevin left.
Speaker 1: M hm, can you see a pizza sandwich here in
Speaker 1: front of me? This was today.
Speaker 2: Sorry to jump on the answer, but I just kind
Speaker 2: of can't trust you to answer it.
Speaker 5: No, you don't see a pizza sandwich.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't so.
Speaker 1: Hung that.
Speaker 4: I think has to be a book. I think it
Speaker 4: has to be a story that has to be told.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm gonna faint. I think it has
Speaker 1: to be in the book. I think it has to
Speaker 1: be the book.
Speaker 2: If I can transmit that feeling, they like I'm gonna
Speaker 2: literally faint from being so hungry hungry.
Speaker 1: It does zero.
Speaker 4: If you were going to accidentally say something.
Speaker 3: There, it should have been hard, well, aid I mean right?
Speaker 3: And if I was doing it on purpose, I would
Speaker 3: say I accidentally said hot and I meant hard. But
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it on purpose.
Speaker 2: I would ask you to whatever you do for the
Speaker 2: rest of the show, try doing it on purpose, because
Speaker 2: what has been happening so far is not working for me,
Speaker 2: and I don't have a choice.
Speaker 1: We have to release this one.
Speaker 4: This fell over, so we have no idea how long
Speaker 4: it It's supposed to happen. Yeah, because that fell over.
Speaker 3: Oh that I don't know where the normal screen that's
Speaker 3: supposed to be on this screen is not supposed to
Speaker 3: be on that screen.
Speaker 1: This one's never been on before. That one's always on.
Speaker 2: The book is called the Sane One. It's a sort
Speaker 2: of a distractic response to the crazy ones. The Robin
Speaker 2: Williams Sarah Michelle Geller sitcom that was on, and you're
Speaker 2: kind of saying, like, sorry, like that, you'll love this.
Speaker 1: I'm promoting the book.
Speaker 3: I just heard Sarah Michelle Geller. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I really don't like.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm distracted here.
Speaker 3: I'm designed you're doing fucking origami.
Speaker 5: M imagine in that?
Speaker 3: Do you want to know what water?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 3: My fucking dad dies?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 1: You have you?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no separate Sorry. Okay, So there's the
Speaker 3: part where Sasha Baron Cohen, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 3: We don't hook up. He doesn't die. I just saw
Speaker 3: him and his name is in the book, and I say,
Speaker 3: there he is. He's on his phone because I went
Speaker 3: to the fucking Emmy's okay, dishing. So that's the dish
Speaker 3: on Sasha should be dishing. My dad died soon after
Speaker 3: the Emmys because of that, not related to Sasha, not
Speaker 3: related to the phone.
Speaker 5: It's like a five G thing.
Speaker 3: Or he might have had Wi fi poisoning. In addition,
Speaker 3: that's certainly not the catalyst. Wi fi does not cause
Speaker 3: lung cancer, Okay, that we know of correct other correct
Speaker 3: problems wi fi. Yeah, that's as far as we know,
Speaker 3: as far as doctors know.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 3: So that's my book, and I to be clear, like
Speaker 3: not a competition. I love the pizza sandwich story, and
Speaker 3: I think that could be a really interesting.
Speaker 1: Well it's an actual story.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that was and that was a very sad
Speaker 5: thing that happened.
Speaker 4: But I want to congratulate you, Ana, that was a
Speaker 4: very brave thing for.
Speaker 1: You to share.
Speaker 3: It wasn't brave, It's just I.
Speaker 4: Shared something that was like actually like a bad thing
Speaker 4: that happened to us.
Speaker 3: The exploding cheese. I'm still that was a sexual insinuation.
Speaker 4: And sauce and now we're so hungry happening to me
Speaker 4: right now, So.
Speaker 5: Sad, it's empty. This is reminding me of the sandwich
Speaker 5: not being here.
Speaker 3: An empty sandwich.
Speaker 4: After you just shared that with you, and you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: this thing happened to me. I'm and a billion years ago. No, Feds,
Speaker 4: I don't think you went to the Emmys this year.
Speaker 3: It wasn't a billion. How do you know I didn't
Speaker 3: go to the Emmys this year.
Speaker 9: I watched.
Speaker 3: They didn't go to my Sorry, they didn't zoom in
Speaker 3: to me, you know what I mean. It doesn't mean
Speaker 3: I wasn't there.
Speaker 4: I don't think Sacha was there to get were you
Speaker 4: guys there. I'm in this business. It's my job to know.
Speaker 1: Like Hollywood, who's like who's got the juice?
Speaker 2: Unlike, you know, we weren't there. We don't see art
Speaker 2: as like a constant string of competitions.
Speaker 1: It's not like it's not like, oh not how I
Speaker 1: want to play this game.
Speaker 2: I have removed myself from Emmy consideration. And so when
Speaker 2: somebody tells me about their book, I'm not like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's a book contest.
Speaker 5: Let me like come up with like this like.
Speaker 2: Incredibly impactful you know, personal thing that like they're not
Speaker 2: going to be able to address in any way. Like
Speaker 2: so then I'll say that and then it's just like bam,
Speaker 2: Like now my book wins I just go like, oh,
Speaker 2: io a book. You have a book, Mine's good yours.
Speaker 2: I don't really see it still, And it's the same
Speaker 2: with the Emmys, where it's like I'm just not going
Speaker 2: to go like okay, like oh, I'm like watching.
Speaker 1: A trophy or like a you know, no.
Speaker 4: Easier to just take your you ask how to take
Speaker 4: yourself out of consideration? Is that on that you do
Speaker 4: it on the button on the remote at the beginning,
Speaker 4: at the beginning of the ceremony.
Speaker 5: Remark you just say like thank you, but like what
Speaker 5: are you?
Speaker 1: Please give it to.
Speaker 3: Somebody else in the audience of the meys.
Speaker 4: In the audience, yeah, I mean like at home or
Speaker 4: like yeah, that's where you can really see what's going on.
Speaker 5: Why.
Speaker 3: I am sorry that I I don't fully agree with
Speaker 3: what you're saying, but I see where you're coming from
Speaker 3: that I made it a competition. I thought you were
Speaker 3: making it a competition, and so then I I.
Speaker 1: How would I be competing?
Speaker 3: Like, I don't know, how would I.
Speaker 1: Be thinking that?
Speaker 2: I literally said, we had an awesome book, and then
Speaker 2: I just like don't even know, like.
Speaker 5: What happens what you're talking about?
Speaker 3: And that's something that I deal with in my book
Speaker 3: is just making things about me a lot and going
Speaker 3: to therapy and going like what's happening with that? And
Speaker 3: so that's in the book too.
Speaker 5: What huh, try to get your money back?
Speaker 3: Got to get your money back.
Speaker 5: Try to get your money back?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, And so I am actually because he ripped
Speaker 3: me off?
Speaker 1: Was the Emmy's fun?
Speaker 3: Because he fucked me over?
Speaker 5: Man therapist?
Speaker 3: What's wrong with that?
Speaker 5: A little weird? How so?
Speaker 1: Never mind, it's working great.
Speaker 3: What do you mean it's working great? With your hand
Speaker 3: up that seemed Is he wearing like not genuine? Is
Speaker 3: he wearing like a and then you went like that
Speaker 3: with your eyes?
Speaker 1: What kind of hat does he?
Speaker 5: I don't want to be under the microscope here, but.
Speaker 4: When you're like you're getting therapy, yeah, does he have
Speaker 4: like a baseball helmet on?
Speaker 1: Or like? What is he? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh you've never done there?
Speaker 5: What's he gone on?
Speaker 4: Well, my therapist is not like a man, Like what's
Speaker 4: he wearing in the thing?
Speaker 1: Is he like a construction worker?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: What kind of helmet does he have on? Oh?
Speaker 5: Sheriff's badge on or something?
Speaker 3: The man therapist? Yeah, no, he just is wearing clothes
Speaker 3: like you guys, So sort of he kind of looks
Speaker 3: like you guys.
Speaker 5: I'm worrying that this might be a slash baron CLL.
Speaker 4: So that's why you're treating this the therapist conversation. That's
Speaker 4: why you're treating this conversation instead of helping us crack
Speaker 4: your book, get a book, deal with whatever.
Speaker 1: Well, you know that your.
Speaker 2: Book got like published, and you know that we're sitting
Speaker 2: on fucking dynamite over here with our goddamn sandwich story,
Speaker 2: and it feels like there's an opportunity here right for
Speaker 2: a little bit of synergy. Yeah, And instead of sending
Speaker 2: the ladder back down, you're somehow just like walling off
Speaker 2: and even further creating barriers between us.
Speaker 5: When the time that you walked in, there was already like.
Speaker 3: A pretty because I was late.
Speaker 2: Is that what I wasn't going to bring up you
Speaker 2: being uh, but we can talk about it, and you
Speaker 2: were ninety minutes late.
Speaker 3: Well, it was an it was about five minutes.
Speaker 1: But each time you grab each wrung of the ladder,
Speaker 1: it's a wall.
Speaker 5: Yeah, though you made every rung into a wall wall.
Speaker 5: That's harsh picture.
Speaker 3: That every time there was a ladder and I made
Speaker 3: it into a wall, like you guys are like, and
Speaker 3: then I'm just making a.
Speaker 2: Just showing me the rung just long enough to make
Speaker 2: me reach for it, and then it's a wam.
Speaker 4: Sorry, your book is with Random House?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bill mars podcast?
Speaker 3: What that's Bill Maher's podcast.
Speaker 4: That's fucking Your book is with Bill Maher's podcast.
Speaker 2: That is not where I would publish my book at
Speaker 2: Bill Maher's podcast.
Speaker 5: The Random House.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, it's a publishing it's like a long it's
Speaker 3: like a long time publishing company. But I didn't know
Speaker 3: yeah or Bill Maher ever.
Speaker 1: He is one the Emmy really, and yet you went
Speaker 1: and we're complicit of that.
Speaker 3: Are you guys doing these things with the napkins to
Speaker 3: fuck with me?
Speaker 1: He has a sort of a shallow he.
Speaker 5: Is doing something to fuck with me Random House? Okay, right?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Is there another piece to the pizza sandwich story
Speaker 3: or that sort of the whole thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's another piece. It's the piece is when it
Speaker 2: becomes a fucking book and people actually.
Speaker 4: Start reading again. We need to get men reading. And
Speaker 4: the other piece is the piece of it on my
Speaker 4: plate when the book comes out, and it's the only
Speaker 4: way I can get Kevin's attention. At this point, I say, hey, Kevin,
Speaker 4: I wrote this book has a really important message in
Speaker 4: it for you.
Speaker 5: This is what I have to do to get through
Speaker 5: to you, Kevin. This is the only thing you is
Speaker 5: this the only thing you listen to anymore?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Is that whook?
Speaker 9: So double check the hold with me first, Sean, I'm
Speaker 9: double checking the hold with you.
Speaker 1: Whole denied.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll just wait on. Oh Hi, it's Casey.
Speaker 5: Casey texted you stay on the hold.
Speaker 1: Casey, you're fumbling. You're fumbling this text override denied.
Speaker 3: Sorry, the hold got denied. Please sorry, m.
Speaker 9: She texted me please.
Speaker 1: That was the only thing that she ended up texting
Speaker 1: you from all that please.
Speaker 9: Well I told her the whole guy denied. She's asking please.
Speaker 9: I'm checking with you guys.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, So we were hearing both sides of the conversation. Okay,
Speaker 4: heart too, I see now very ellegible.
Speaker 5: Well, there's hearts that Casey failed to mension.
Speaker 3: Oh just kidding there.
Speaker 5: I wonder how missus Casey feels about that.
Speaker 3: I didn't know there was a missus Casey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think Missus Casey at the bat.
Speaker 9: We just hold requests for a hold, so really.
Speaker 3: A missus casey, so can we take it back? So
Speaker 3: that's hearts isn't in there.
Speaker 5: Though, Okay, let's pause, so just text.
Speaker 3: Me to see if the pause is going to go
Speaker 3: through so that he's not dotting we are a pause.
Speaker 2: So the missus thing, we actually have the same question.
Speaker 2: She's definitely been referenced at points, but none of us
Speaker 2: have ever seen her, and the resume that she appears
Speaker 2: to have is.
Speaker 3: Doesn't feel likely like a wife resume.
Speaker 4: He he goes through her resume, Yeah, it's always like
Speaker 4: new stuff, Like she just has an incredible number of jobs.
Speaker 3: That our wife is related.
Speaker 2: Massive, Why do you keep saying like wife jobs, wife related.
Speaker 2: Nothing that the person that he claims to be in
Speaker 2: a relationship with has a laundry list of achievements that seem,
Speaker 2: you know, impressive at first and then start to make
Speaker 2: you doubt whether anyone has done this anything I see come.
Speaker 4: In just like it's always nice, but he's like, my
Speaker 4: wife is the most amazing.
Speaker 3: Mail man, a mailman so many Oh she's a mailman.
Speaker 5: Well one is the most amazing mailman.
Speaker 3: But she's not trying to get a job. She must
Speaker 3: be trying to get a job here if you bringing
Speaker 3: you the resume.
Speaker 1: So it's not a formal resume.
Speaker 3: Males trying to get our job, missus casey's a job.
Speaker 2: One time he came in and he was like, he said,
Speaker 2: it's so sexy to be dating the first female F
Speaker 2: one driver. The F and F one is for female
Speaker 2: now it's female one and she is the first one.
Speaker 2: And also she delivers the mail so fast.
Speaker 5: Really, so I was like, how is she doing both
Speaker 5: these things?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 5: And those are just two things. It's every day it's
Speaker 5: something new.
Speaker 4: None of the old jobs fall out, so like every
Speaker 4: day it's a new job, but it can combine with
Speaker 4: all those other ones.
Speaker 2: The fridge is on the fritz. It never happens at
Speaker 2: my house. My wife's the best refrigerator repair person in town.
Speaker 4: And she gets to all the repair jobs so quickly
Speaker 4: in her F one car. And to throw the mail
Speaker 4: in the mailbox, Uh my way. It's just And that
Speaker 4: was three.
Speaker 3: This is feeling a lot better than when we were
Speaker 3: not paused.
Speaker 5: Oh we gotta unpause it.
Speaker 1: We got it. We're not gonna have enough for the show.
Speaker 5: Are we still paused?
Speaker 9: We're still paused because.
Speaker 3: I can go right back into it when we unpause,
Speaker 3: because I did approve the pause.
Speaker 1: You really you really want to fight?
Speaker 3: What do you mean? No, No, I actually love this vibe.
Speaker 3: But it's your podcast. So if you're like, oh, the
Speaker 3: fuck you woman, I'm like, yeah, fuck you. You know,
Speaker 3: but if you want a vibe, I can vibe.
Speaker 2: The main takeaway I've gotten from that whole word salad
Speaker 2: you disputed it, it was that you do understand that
Speaker 2: it is our podcast, which is the first time I
Speaker 2: think that's been acknowledged.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we would never say what you just said.
Speaker 4: I won't even say as a joke. We would never
Speaker 4: say that. We literally my host a podcast engineered by
Speaker 4: the man who is married to the world's first female
Speaker 4: f wed driver.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so if you want to talk about being progressive,
Speaker 5: and she's also I believe, according to Casey single handedly
Speaker 5: doing the full redesign on the White House.
Speaker 3: I can hear someone laughing, and.
Speaker 9: First time I was coughing. Sorry, we're still pause.
Speaker 1: By the way, Yeah, cool, on pause. I'm gonna pause approve.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna text you.
Speaker 1: I don't need you.
Speaker 4: To approve, and it's gonna be redesigned, so the whole
Speaker 4: thing is like the most incredible refrigerator, like the entire
Speaker 4: White House, so that she.
Speaker 5: Can always fix it, like if anything.
Speaker 4: Goes wrong, she can fix anything. And it has a
Speaker 4: racetrack between rooms.
Speaker 5: And the whole thing is a mailbox.
Speaker 8: And a fridge and all the male can go there.
Speaker 8: Yeah for the White House. Yeah, we're the.
Speaker 3: People that run the country. Yeah, they're going to be cold.
Speaker 3: That's intentional.
Speaker 5: I assume I love that.
Speaker 1: What I love that? What just that little extra like.
Speaker 3: They're going to be cold?
Speaker 1: Like you do you do that in the book?
Speaker 3: Does that happen in the book though, We're going to
Speaker 3: be cold?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that.
Speaker 2: There's context applied to it here, but that attitude. Does
Speaker 2: that come through in the book at all?
Speaker 1: Part? What do you do it? What's the beginning?
Speaker 3: The beginning is basically like the doorbell rings and I
Speaker 3: my dad is at the door, and I haven't spoken
Speaker 3: to him in five years? Foreseen him, Holy would hamp