WEBVTT - Anna Konkle, Our Close Friend 0:00:03.600 --> 0:00:05.720 I just decompressed first. 0:00:05.720 --> 0:00:09.040 I guess yeah, I actually wanted to. Do you want 0:00:09.080 --> 0:00:11.600 to decompress one at a time? Sorry, we're dealing with something. 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:13.080 Do you want to be compressed one at a time? 0:00:13.160 --> 0:00:14.520 Or can we do it at the same time. 0:00:15.040 --> 0:00:16.279 I can go if you need me to. 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:18.840 I was even asking. 0:00:18.960 --> 0:00:25.880 Is not like that, not saying stuff, but like present 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:27.960 would be nice. 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:32.479 I can witness your decompression. 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:34.360 And then and then and then I'll I'll be in 0:00:34.400 --> 0:00:37.839 a much better position to witness yours after I yeah, 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:40.440 I'm afraid it would essentially be in a better position 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:40.920 to witness. 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:45.320 Mind when you're I kind of high a little bit 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:47.400 of yes, a little bit of. 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:52.279 Tickling because you're moving the trunk or you know, like 0:00:52.320 --> 0:00:55.840 in order to in order to not kicking, you do that. 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:57.560 In the trunk. I don't know what that is. 0:00:57.680 --> 0:00:59.800 I don't want to move my fingers when I'm trying 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:03.640 to think of a word or summon something, and I'm 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:07.279 not necessarily trying to tickle a ghost or. 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:07.920 Anything like that. 0:01:08.120 --> 0:01:11.600 Sorry, Just do we like to be very intentional and 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:14.039 I want you to decompress. We like to be very 0:01:14.080 --> 0:01:18.560 intentional when we imply that one another because it is 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:23.160 an audio medium, are touching someone. So the idea that 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:27.640 I would be tickling someone, you know, without getting or 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:32.920 express permission, or even if I was tickling someone who Sorry, 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:35.759 what did you say without being what what I said? 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:37.520 Without being in the did you say hard? 0:01:37.920 --> 0:01:40.280 I don't believe I said that, But I could. 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:42.639 Have tickling someone without being hard. 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:48.080 Sorry, I think that I was thinking of something else. 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:51.960 Now, if I do need to decompress first. 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:55.360 I'm a witness. I'm quiet, you are speaking, you are decompressing. 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:56.160 I'm so sorry. 0:01:56.440 --> 0:01:59.160 Uh so, I'm just gonna kind of sit back and 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:01.720 take in as he goes through. 0:02:01.880 --> 0:02:04.520 His prospers is really really quick. Let me just do 0:02:04.560 --> 0:02:05.000 it real quick. 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:20.639 So he's all done with his. Mine's a little longer. 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:28.120 I do go through an emotional freedom therapy methodology where 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:34.720 I am tapping different pressure points and I have a 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:37.880 sort of mantra that I go through. I have a 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:41.840 question that I want to ask myself, what did you 0:02:41.880 --> 0:02:42.840 say hard? 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:47.480 I don't, Yeah, I did. I thought that's where you 0:02:47.520 --> 0:02:49.519 were going with that. I'm so sorry. 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:59.280 All right, oh m hm, so sorry about that. No, 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:03.079 I'm super It's easier for us to move on. 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:08.120 Actually, if we just we don't do the apology anymore. 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:11.040 We don't ideally say hard anymore. 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:16.919 It's sort of sentence, no, you did it two times. 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:19.600 That was not just one time. You did it twice 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:24.720 because I did it and then again on tapping. Yes, 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:27.399 I'm one hundred percent I'm sure you did it two times. 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:29.840 Okay, all right, So I'm just going to do my. 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:32.040 M h. 0:03:33.480 --> 0:03:35.000 You're not going to get hard in front of the guest. 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:42.760 You won't get hard in front of the professional podcast host. 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:46.520 The guests won't notice. Even if you do. 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:52.800 Your lap is below the table. You won't get hard 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:55.600 in front of the guests. They have no idea even 0:03:55.760 --> 0:04:04.720 if you are, well, I'm. 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:05.520 Ready to podcast. 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:13.760 So it's just been oh no, it's not supposed to happen. 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:16.120 That's not supposed to happen. 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:19.000 The computer fellow over around the table, and it wasn't 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:23.240 from him his row getting so hard and smacking the 0:04:23.400 --> 0:04:25.240 table knock it over. 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:27.520 I was hitting with my hands, you could see, so 0:04:27.640 --> 0:04:29.280 that was making the table. 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:33.360 Vibrate a little bit. And the word vibrate. 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:35.039 That's not causing me to do anything. 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:45.840 You so uh uh Anna, the counkler is here. You 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:50.159 uh you've conkled Hollywood, and now you're here to counkle 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:52.680 the podcast space as well. And I'm having a little 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:54.919 fun with your name. But it's Anna Conkle. 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:58.280 She uh is a. 0:04:57.680 --> 0:05:00.919 Multi multi multi hyphen it they're not enough hyphens for 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:05.720 what she does. And it's like so many things and 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:08.120 it's just everything she sees. 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:09.120 She goes, give me that. 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:10.719 I want that, I'm taking it. 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:13.880 That's you're my show, you my position. 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:15.760 I want that. 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:17.840 You know what I mean, and like I should be 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:18.920 in that, not you. 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:21.840 I'm not trying to take other people's parts or anything. 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:25.280 Like that, are I mean? And then people are like. 0:05:25.279 --> 0:05:26.880 No, you can't be in it, you know. 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:29.279 But at times they go no you can't be in 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:31.320 it to everyone else and they say you can be 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:33.279 in it, and everyone else has to go home. 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:37.080 It's unusual, but it's Has it happened? 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:39.760 Sure, it's happened, and it must have. 0:05:40.520 --> 0:05:41.520 Do people get. 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:45.640 Everyone else's part and failed? 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:48.880 I wasn't trying to take parts directly? 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:52.599 If you want to, did you have tried harder? 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:57.839 Would that have made conditions more favorable for me getting 0:05:57.880 --> 0:05:59.720 the part? You had actually been trying? 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:00.680 Well? 0:06:00.720 --> 0:06:05.960 I definitely certainly always try you don't want to overtry. Well, 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:08.919 what I'm what I'm what I'm trying to say is 0:06:09.000 --> 0:06:11.280 like you don't want to overtry. I don't want to 0:06:11.440 --> 0:06:13.760 take something when it belongs to somebody else. Although I 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:17.000 have heard of actors writing letters to directors being like 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:19.440 this must go to me. Have I done that? 0:06:20.200 --> 0:06:22.040 No? Like that? 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:23.440 But well. 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:30.440 I have not done expressly what you're describing in terms of. 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:32.160 What was it you said. 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:37.240 Writing a letter to a director to convince them that, like, please, 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:38.920 I'm the right person for this. 0:06:39.480 --> 0:06:41.920 That that you've done, that I've done. 0:06:42.040 --> 0:06:42.320 Okay. 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:49.360 Have you seen black Swan? I sure have should have 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:53.800 been me. Okay, it should I should have been both parts. 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:56.240 I thought you meant two black Swans. There's one black Swan. 0:06:57.720 --> 0:06:58.520 There's not a flat. 0:06:58.760 --> 0:07:05.000 I've seen the film. Have you seen the film? Actually? Well, 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:06.440 first of all, have you seen the film? 0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:07.040 Yes? 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:09.560 Is it any good black Swan? 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:15.240 I couldn't watch it, you know, too close bage. 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:18.400 I heard they were doing this running gun production in 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:21.920 New York, that Aaron Osky was just unloading on the 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:25.520 whole city just and I said, this is I gotta 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:27.280 be a part of this. And then when I heard 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:28.680 it was ballet, I said. 0:07:28.520 --> 0:07:32.200 Still still even so, oh, even so? 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:34.760 Do you write that as a letter? 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:41.600 Some people the show emails letters. 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:44.720 Hey, oh there's a button on the remote. 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:50.480 Now with a microphone, you press the button, you can 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:57.880 give voice commands during any show. Okay, and say, can 0:07:57.920 --> 0:08:02.320 we at least admit that I would have crushed this 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:04.080 part and any. 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:06.960 Better or worse, not not to take nothing away from 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:08.920 the performance we're all watching, can we. 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:11.960 At least acknowledge that I would have fucking. 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:18.240 Smash, absolutely barreled this pitch into the second deck. And 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:20.120 is there anything that can be done. 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:24.200 Now to sort of right the wrong of not getting 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:25.080 to see me. 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:31.960 In Black Swan? Anything in the fred in the cartoon 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:34.120 the original cartoon. 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:38.920 Rock Vegas, but in the original cartoon, and it's and 0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:41.120 I understand why they didn't cash is because he was 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:42.440 very young. Yeah. 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:43.880 I was going to say, how old were you when 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:44.439 that came out? 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:49.040 I was, you know, I was, I. 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:52.280 Don't know, couldn't have been over thirty. I thought you 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:54.120 were going to say three, could have been over thirty 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:54.840 twenty nine? 0:08:54.880 --> 0:09:01.640 Maybe I was in college, but it was before like 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:05.520 they knew exactly what age to do college at. 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:06.800 You know what I mean. 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:09.439 They were original cartoon of the Flintstones. 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:09.880 Yes. 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:11.839 When they were first starting to come up with the 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:16.079 idea for college, they were like, this should be for. 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:17.160 Like when should it start? 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:19.240 Yeah, this is for grown ups. 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:22.120 Yeah, well it's a very adult idea to pursue that 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:25.600 level of education, you know, and you're like. 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:32.280 Living all by yourself. And they first they were like, 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:35.200 we know this kids. Then they were like should this 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:40.040 be for kids? They started letting no, no, no, sorry. 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:44.600 College la college. You were in college and was called. 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:46.679 College because it was the first one. It was before. 0:09:46.480 --> 0:09:52.200 College really had the sort of codified age brackets that 0:09:52.240 --> 0:09:54.640 we think about now. And I think we should maybe 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:56.560 go back to this because if you see what goes 0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:59.559 on with some of these fraternities and some of the 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:02.440 issu that people have, I think it's because they're so 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:06.400 young they're making these mistakes. Whereas at the time that 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:08.240 Hayes was going to college, he was could have been 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:11.400 more than thirty twenty nine or so, maybe late thirties. 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:12.160 I was twenty. 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:15.040 So they also had a skipping years and so they 0:10:15.040 --> 0:10:17.480 would have you like go and come back. Okay, So 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:20.960 my first year I was thirty one, okay, and then 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:24.679 they had me come back when I was fifty one. 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:30.120 And his major was prehistoric cartoonity, prestar cartoonity, and which 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:32.600 which you look at that if you then look at 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:34.839 the Flintstones, that's what they are. 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:37.400 Such a natural pairing. 0:10:38.960 --> 0:10:41.360 With Hayes, who is actually aware because there were many 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:45.080 inaccuracies in the show, and I've watched it with Hayes 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:47.800 and he is constantly saying, I wouldn't have let them 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:50.000 do that. I would have corrected that, you know, and. 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:51.880 He wouldn't have been able to stop me, because I'm 0:10:51.920 --> 0:10:53.520 Fred Flintstone. 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:53.720 At that point. 0:10:53.840 --> 0:10:59.199 Yes, he's Fred Flintstone. He has so much creative you know, 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:02.640 from within the scene he can actually operate. Do you 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:05.920 ever feel like within the scene when you to go. 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:08.760 Back to you okay only if you want, yeah, well to. 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:10.360 Go back to you and your thing. Do you ever 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:13.440 feel like within the scene as you're performing in a 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:17.160 way you are kind of directing that you are creating it, 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:21.240 even though the cameras are said or whatever, that you 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:24.040 have so much influence over what they're going to see 0:11:24.040 --> 0:11:25.200 in the final product. 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:27.640 Well, and you don't even really have to say the 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:29.160 lines that they want you to. 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:32.080 Clinton wouldn't have it, Ben Hayes, because that they didn't 0:11:32.120 --> 0:11:33.959 talk like that, They didn't. 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:35.240 Have our modern language of that. 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:41.520 Okay, you would have done hieroglyphics speak or sorry that 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:42.240 I didn't study it. 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:43.040 I have time. 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:47.839 I don't have time to educate you. Please don't make 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:51.720 me educate your So it's not the job to educate you. 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:54.640 Yeah, I should know, and I want to apologize for 0:11:54.720 --> 0:12:00.560 that at the time, they just there's only one to me. 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:02.320 It's and this is about your book. 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:04.840 So you're doing a book. 0:12:04.880 --> 0:12:08.439 By the way, we gotta do that. We got to 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:09.160 write one of these. 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:11.959 You don't have a book. It's not hard. 0:12:12.000 --> 0:12:15.280 We have Wait, the fact is we have a million 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:17.920 damn books. And we just haven't put him down yet. 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:18.880 You know what I mean, we haven't. 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:21.240 Actually, you don't mean put him down, killed him? You 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:23.080 mean put him down, put him down? 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:26.320 Why we would be killing it? Okay, and'll be killing it. 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:27.400 I see that. 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:33.600 Killing him hardly, right, Yeah, killing him hardly, killing him hardly. 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:34.120 Right. 0:12:34.280 --> 0:12:36.679 Wow, you're wordy. That's very good. 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:39.440 He's so amazing different words. 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:42.600 You just say things like this is a sentence, here's 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:43.079 my book. 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:44.520 It's I just do it. 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:46.040 You do it, Yeah, and you lay it. 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:47.600 Down honestly like a magician. 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:50.439 It's like and by the way, I didn't ask for this, 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:51.920 you know what I mean? 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:53.040 The noodle. 0:12:53.240 --> 0:12:56.559 Yes. I think people sometimes think like, oh, he's showing off, 0:12:56.880 --> 0:13:01.240 and to me, I go, I literally don't have a choice. 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:02.760 Yeah. 0:13:02.880 --> 0:13:07.360 If I could go back in time and like, you know, 0:13:07.760 --> 0:13:09.560 choose to have this gift or not, I don't know 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:13.040 that I would, because it's not always easy and it 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:14.960 is sometimes a turnoff for people. 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:16.880 Being really smart and writer. 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:20.719 Yes, having this these language abilities. 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:23.080 When we pitched the book, Oh you've been. 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:25.560 Pitching the book, and they're like, you're a turn off. 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:29.280 We have a story to tell. Huh, I mean this, 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:31.240 we got it. I mean let's talk about your for 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:32.040 one second. 0:13:32.120 --> 0:13:35.600 Let's get so that we can get just to move control. 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:38.680 Let's get like a control group, and then you'll. 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:41.559 Have something to measurest. 0:13:40.760 --> 0:13:43.480 Okay, meaning we'll just measure which one's better. 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:46.640 Well, your book is your book is there can be 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:48.240 got it. 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:49.000 It is subjective. 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:51.240 It's a valuable two books in the world. 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:52.600 I'm glad that it exists. 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:54.559 But I think for the audience it'll be nice to 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:57.319 hear what a normal book is and then how we're 0:13:57.600 --> 0:14:01.000 really transforming the medium. 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:04.840 Okay, so your book's normal. So it's a memoir. 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:06.160 It is a memoir. 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:07.120 What are we remembering? 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:09.199 We're remembering death. 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:13.520 Anything, Dishy Wember, any celebs. 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:15.320 There's Sasha Baron Cohen. 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:20.720 Okay, you want a little dish on that. Yeah, we'll 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:22.280 take it, would you or heyes? 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:23.360 Is still thinking about it? 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:24.400 Do we Okay? 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:25.200 We can skip it. 0:14:25.360 --> 0:14:28.200 No, it's it's fine. It's just like I'm most like 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:31.320 we can have him on the show. 0:14:31.840 --> 0:14:34.800 Yeah, yeah, just read, just read, just read. 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:37.480 It, okay, you know okay, is there an audio version? 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:39.440 Yeah, you read the audiobook. 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:42.080 I'll probably just read it. 0:14:42.680 --> 0:14:50.680 Yeah, that's and do you think you'll do an audio 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:52.640 book for yours? 0:14:54.840 --> 0:14:56.880 One step of a time? Please? 0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:59.560 You seem really ahead of yourself. So I just switch 0:14:59.600 --> 0:15:01.320 in a good way and like a sorry, I just 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:03.480 hit the mic, but in like a motivated way where 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:06.000 you're like, I know, good enough, you're doing We've all 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:08.680 these breath work things get hard. 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:09.520 In our life. 0:15:10.000 --> 0:15:14.760 Happened that we want to share could be useful for 0:15:14.800 --> 0:15:16.560 people that are going through the same thing. 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:19.360 Together, that happened together. A unified memory. 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:20.160 Yes we have to. 0:15:20.320 --> 0:15:22.480 Yes, we are partners, we have worked together. 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:25.120 No, uh, I know. 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:32.200 If we if we were, we've literally never never fought 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:33.800 an what on the show before. 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:36.440 If we could do it. This is not gonna be 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:38.440 the first show where we have whites. Have we ever 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:39.160 fought anyone? 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:43.880 Literally, we do environment the best podcast experience of their life. 0:15:43.880 --> 0:15:46.000 That's all we've ever done on this show. And then today, 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:47.400 all of a sudden, you wanted to be a fight, 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:50.920 let's fight, which to me really never done that on 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:51.280 the show. 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:51.840 I don't care. 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:53.480 I thought, I said, is this a fight? 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:56.520 Uh? 0:15:56.320 --> 0:15:56.400 Uh? 0:15:57.280 --> 0:16:00.400 Did I say let's fight? My mistake? Things are flying 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:02.960 out of my mouth like hard and let's fight, And 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:07.800 I thought, you know you should stuff like that. 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:11.000 And this is Hayes lived experience. You're like, okay, is 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:12.360 this a fight? Yeah? 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:13.160 That's what I like? 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:14.840 Is this a fight? 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:15.160 Like? 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:17.360 Am I am? I? The only feeling this is like 0:16:17.480 --> 0:16:18.840 did I do something wrong? 0:16:19.120 --> 0:16:23.400 Did I do something wrong? That's what I'm saying. And 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:26.200 you're going what usually means. 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:30.080 Yeah, always about like you and what you did. For example, 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:32.760 I'd like tom our story for our. 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:37.160 Books perfectly about for so long. 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:40.400 The entire show so fairly spoken about my book, and 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:41.440 I would love. 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:43.320 To hear about the whole audiobook. 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:46.560 Now I'm not trying to do the audiobook. I'm just 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:48.400 trying to tell you, like what, I don't even think 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:50.360 I've told you one thing about what the book was about, 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:53.600 no offense, but like I brought up Sasha, you know, 0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:56.040 my friend, and you guys were like, no, we don't 0:16:56.040 --> 0:16:57.960 want to hear about that. Oh we were hooking up? 0:16:58.120 --> 0:17:01.840 Yeah sure, And then you guys were like, no, we 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:02.920 don't want to hear about that. 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:04.080 You guys were hooking up? 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:11.560 No what what? Literally what one time? 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:15.600 So so well? 0:17:15.640 --> 0:17:17.880 Now I'm yeah, no. 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:21.560 This is so Now you're interested because it's a celebrity 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:23.200 who am my fucking dogship? 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:29.760 Actually one moment, I'm interested in clarifying for the audience 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:32.880 that you can't just come on and make a sensational 0:17:32.920 --> 0:17:36.119 claim that you were hooking up with Sasha Baron Cohen. 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:38.199 What I think more likely you were hooking up with 0:17:38.320 --> 0:17:44.480 Bruno or General Aladin. I think it's far more likely. 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:49.880 Okay, but who you hooked up with was generality Bruno 0:17:51.160 --> 0:17:51.919 the dictator. 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:55.520 Yeah, but that's who it is. 0:17:55.600 --> 0:17:58.720 Are you insinuating that who I hooked up with was 0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:02.879 not Sasha baron Call one at all, but impersonator of 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:04.400 one of his characters. 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:09.400 Didn't say that, that's what I said. Well, when Sasha 0:18:09.560 --> 0:18:13.120 is General Aladeen, he is not Tasha, and anyone who 0:18:13.240 --> 0:18:17.160 knows him knows that, and he's a good friend of yours. 0:18:17.400 --> 0:18:19.760 Well, one thing I'm curious about. You said that this 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:23.000 guy you hooked up with then died and so. 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:29.639 I didn't see you did that is actually exactly what 0:18:29.680 --> 0:18:30.160 you said. 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:33.520 When I keep saying hard, you're hard, You're hard. Oh, 0:18:33.600 --> 0:18:37.359 I don't get hard. The table's here, like right, you 0:18:37.400 --> 0:18:40.879 guys are fucking crazy. 0:18:41.080 --> 0:18:46.040 So this is going to starting now, start over, be 0:18:46.280 --> 0:18:46.920 a no. 0:18:47.160 --> 0:18:48.399 Gas light zone. 0:18:48.560 --> 0:18:50.439 Okay, I agree, Hans in. 0:18:52.840 --> 0:18:54.640 Fine, I don't want you to do something to it. 0:18:56.280 --> 0:18:58.359 I actually don't trust you because you're the first guess 0:18:58.359 --> 0:18:59.920 who's ever tried to make this a fight. 0:19:01.680 --> 0:19:02.760 We've been doing the show for. 0:19:05.040 --> 0:19:08.560 Thirteen years recorded and several years before that when we 0:19:08.560 --> 0:19:09.800 were just practicing. 0:19:09.320 --> 0:19:13.160 Without yes yes. 0:19:15.080 --> 0:19:19.320 So I now am like in this space where it's like, no, 0:19:19.320 --> 0:19:20.520 I'm not to going to give you my hand. 0:19:20.520 --> 0:19:22.240 You might do something crazy to it. 0:19:23.359 --> 0:19:25.520 Wait, what you're not going to let anyone do something 0:19:25.520 --> 0:19:26.200 crazy to it. 0:19:27.160 --> 0:19:28.520 I'm not going to give you my hand. You might 0:19:28.560 --> 0:19:30.399 do something crazy to Oh, I know you all right, 0:19:30.400 --> 0:19:32.480 I didn't hear you, and I Wo'm not gonna say 0:19:32.480 --> 0:19:34.520 I wouldn't let anyone. I'm not going to let you. 0:19:36.720 --> 0:19:37.160 Wow. 0:19:37.680 --> 0:19:40.560 Is that recording? Are we being recorded? 0:19:43.760 --> 0:19:46.280 She wants to make sure that cameras are on mentioning 0:19:47.960 --> 0:19:49.800 actually not kidding wing at us. 0:19:49.920 --> 0:19:53.320 Yes, I was told that there was no recording. 0:19:54.200 --> 0:19:56.520 Do you know I told this show would not be recorded. 0:19:57.400 --> 0:19:59.880 You're told there would be no recording. 0:20:00.080 --> 0:20:05.320 On camera Mike's check camera Never did a camera check. 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:11.280 People to sit in. 0:20:11.240 --> 0:20:14.200 That because the cameras were set for different. 0:20:14.040 --> 0:20:14.440 I don't know. 0:20:14.480 --> 0:20:16.040