WEBVTT - Episode 125: Rex Ryan Teeth

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<v Speaker 1>Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick

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<v Speaker 1>takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the

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<v Speaker 1>kitchen table. A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.

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<v Speaker 2>Without doing the actual gambling.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a coward.

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<v Speaker 1>It's easy to have a scapegoat and now join my

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<v Speaker 1>bad Larry Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Hello, Dan, Hey, Hey, hey, Larry, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Gotta I gotta pull off the road. Oh no, okay, no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm all by myself. Well, I just got out of

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<v Speaker 3>the dentist chair. My lips are still numb.

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<v Speaker 4>Sure, uh oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Cat point doc worked on me for two hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Careful, why you describe your condition? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>A root canal?

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<v Speaker 3>Larry? No, no getting teeth for the wedding, you know veneers?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, what I'll send you a picture.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna look fucking weird with those like platinum white teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, are you gonna get Rex Ryan teeth? No?

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<v Speaker 3>I hope not.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I sent the guys.

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<v Speaker 3>A picture like six weeks ago the first time. This

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<v Speaker 3>is the second time. They take them out and do

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<v Speaker 3>some more work and uh, the permanence will be in Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>That the move is to kind of get him like

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<v Speaker 2>slightly stained off white color. So they're at least kind

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<v Speaker 2>of believable.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, don't get the bright like South Palantonio, Rex Ryan

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<v Speaker 1>Bright Bright.

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<v Speaker 4>Those are Rex Ryan White. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, So if you go to your dentists, say can

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<v Speaker 1>I get the Rex Ryan White veneers please?

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<v Speaker 3>I let him pick everything.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't make one decision.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, so pull over the side of the road.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm I'm in a bar out right now. We're good,

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<v Speaker 3>all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Shae is in Dallas with the family.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, it's a nightmare, Danny. Why Danny, I'm one of four, right,

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<v Speaker 4>my siblings and I. We have thirteen kids between us,

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<v Speaker 4>all ages twelve and under. Okay, imagine that doing that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Sober under one roof at the moment.

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<v Speaker 4>Under one roof. Yeah. Well, one of my brothers lives

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<v Speaker 4>in Dallas, so he's got four We have nine kids

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<v Speaker 4>and like five adults under one roof.

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<v Speaker 1>Well plus the shit though your youngest daughter counts as

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<v Speaker 1>two and a half kids.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, she's the meanest kid of the bunch. She's the meanest.

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<v Speaker 4>She's yelling at everybody. She hits somebody to face the

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<v Speaker 4>other day, Danny, it's bad. She hates my brothers. She

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<v Speaker 4>screams at him. I don't like you. I want to

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<v Speaker 4>go home. It's crazy. But they're all at some like kindergarten.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you call it, like a jump house, like

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<v Speaker 4>where they jump on.

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<v Speaker 2>Stuff, like the trampoline park thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Yeah, I was like, no, fuck, no, I ain't

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<v Speaker 4>doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sneaking drugs or alcohol?

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<v Speaker 4>No, Danny, No, My mama is like a she knows

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<v Speaker 4>what I'm like when I'm altered, like badly. Okay, she

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<v Speaker 4>knows very well.

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<v Speaker 1>Larry just sent me a picture of his teeth. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, thank you, Larry.

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<v Speaker 3>You know I didn't send that, so one of the

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<v Speaker 3>boys did.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you sent it to somebody and it was just

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<v Speaker 1>sent to me.

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<v Speaker 3>I think right that. That was like six weeks ago, though.

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<v Speaker 3>So they took those they took those out. They took

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<v Speaker 3>those out, and we did some work underneath on the

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<v Speaker 3>gums and then put those those back in. So that's

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<v Speaker 3>that's what they look like today, except I can't smile

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<v Speaker 3>because my upper lip is all still numbed up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's just an oral.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. So, in case you haven't noticed, we've already started

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<v Speaker 1>the show this week, Dan Patrick a gamble, uh bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Larry lost six units. Last week he still had plus

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<v Speaker 1>twenty three. Shay lost five now minus one and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>Dylan was the big winner. He had sixteen units last week,

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<v Speaker 1>man minus six and a half. Now did you Ray?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you put in the over under on Donald Trump's speech?

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<v Speaker 2>So the over under on his speech I put in,

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<v Speaker 2>but not like the phrases and.

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<v Speaker 1>Saying oh okay, thanks, okay. But Shay lost big on

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<v Speaker 1>the under. Dylan won big on the over.

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<v Speaker 2>Larry lost the under.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah wait, Shay, you went under, didn't you.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh hell no, I didn't touch the time. I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>touch it totally, but I did get one of the phrases.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, okay, Dylan had the over correct.

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<v Speaker 4>That was.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that seems like too obvious at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>See, I thought he might go under, because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if he doesn't really have to be fire and brimstone

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<v Speaker 1>throwing out crazy stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But even then I.

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<v Speaker 4>Have gone under. He got under that. Yeah it got weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that was That was one of the worst speeches

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<v Speaker 1>you'll ever hear.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think. I think it's hard to have a

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<v Speaker 2>good speech that's an hour and a half long.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're in yes, yes.

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<v Speaker 4>Bill Clinton did it. Bill Clinton did it all the time.

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<v Speaker 4>Y'all are crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, how long was was Lincoln's four score?

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<v Speaker 3>So like.

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<v Speaker 4>Larry, how long was it?

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, was it like five minutes?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like a paragraph.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it wasn't like this lengthy you know speech screed.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, back then people died when they were like seventeen. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>they got to speed it up a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, let me see. Oh, we had this on the

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<v Speaker 1>show today, which NFL coach will be fired? First? It

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<v Speaker 1>was Robert Salah number one, Mike McCarthy two, Dennis Allen,

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<v Speaker 1>Matt eber Flus matching odds plus seven hundred, Nick Sirianni

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<v Speaker 1>plus eight hundred, Brian Dable plus nine hundred. Anybody want

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<v Speaker 1>a piece of that future?

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<v Speaker 4>We're clear what I hit finished the wall on the

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<v Speaker 4>on the Trump speach. I want that to be on

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<v Speaker 4>the record. I hit finished the wall.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, But he didn't say any of the other ones.

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<v Speaker 4>Did he get No, not the other ones, but he said,

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<v Speaker 4>finish the wall. I hit that. I hit two units on.

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<v Speaker 1>That Okay, does anybody want a piece of which NFL

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<v Speaker 1>coach will be fired first?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I have Dennis Allen?

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<v Speaker 1>You're not on the Gambling podcast. You produce the gambling podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I got enough shitty game. I'll take Dennis out. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to take anybody. I just said, does

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<v Speaker 1>anybody want a piece of the book the bet for Ray?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually though, Nick Sirianni plus eight hundred is uh?

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<v Speaker 4>I want Raheem Morris. I want Raheem Morris.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I don't know what the odds are Ray? Why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you figure that out? By the way, UCLA head

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<v Speaker 1>coach Deshaun Foster had an awkward introduction Big ten media

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<v Speaker 1>day and he did not do well. Sammy p Our,

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<v Speaker 1>good friend of the show, immediately hammered Hawaii plus thirteen

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<v Speaker 1>and a half. It's UCLA Week one. That's great. So

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<v Speaker 1>Sammy Pea's like, after he saw Deshaun Foster, the UCLA

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<v Speaker 1>head coach, with his introductory and introductory introductory press conference,

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<v Speaker 1>he's taken Hawaii plus thirteen and a half.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, okay, that's a sharp move right there, I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>Or he's just like he's so dialed in on the

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<v Speaker 2>football aspect of things that he didn't have time for

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<v Speaker 2>the introductory.

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<v Speaker 1>And I got to get this picture of Larry off

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<v Speaker 1>my screen that it's not good.

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<v Speaker 2>We can make it your background, Danna.

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<v Speaker 1>So Larry three units under seventy two minutes for Donald

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<v Speaker 1>Trump lost that one? You lost every did you lose?

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<v Speaker 1>Every bet lost?

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<v Speaker 3>I lost lost my three baseball and I lost the

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<v Speaker 3>golf to that day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh. And then I bet then I then I bet

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<v Speaker 3>the Yankees last night saying there's no way they're going

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<v Speaker 3>to sweep my mets of war and lost that too.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh. Shay lost a lot of things. You did win

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<v Speaker 1>one baseball bet presidential odds. You got two units on

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<v Speaker 1>one once Great Nation plus one seventy five. Uh finished

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<v Speaker 1>the wall. Yeah, un American, you missed. I'm dial Dan, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you are. Let me see Dylan. Dylan did pretty well.

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<v Speaker 1>What was the big big winner there for you? Take

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<v Speaker 1>a wild guest Dan the speech? No Sun Jay him

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<v Speaker 1>top ten? No, No, it's Sun jam That was plus

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen top ten.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but he is Sun Jim.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he is him?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, my bad, he is him?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, plus eighteen hundred finished top ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you could do commercials for the hymns like that

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<v Speaker 1>rectile dysfunction.

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<v Speaker 2>You probably have to do them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but the hymns. Okay. That brings us to this

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<v Speaker 1>week with bad Larry with a numb upper Live and

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<v Speaker 1>New Choppers.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, I know, I took a Garrett Cole I

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<v Speaker 3>kept trying to think of. I sent four of that's

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<v Speaker 3>in all, two units Garrett Cole against my Mets. So

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<v Speaker 3>I got Atlanta. You might have to help me, Dan.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have the Yeah, I'm in the car and

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have them. I took Schreser, I took Clayton Kershaw. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I got I got, I got the Dodgers. I think

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<v Speaker 3>I got the Orioles. Yeah, I know, I have Atlanta.

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<v Speaker 1>You got Chris Sale, Yeah, Chris Chris Sale. And then

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<v Speaker 1>you got the Angels against the A's.

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<v Speaker 3>Did I was last one?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>So those four games I'm stuttering where I'm freaking why

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<v Speaker 3>because I'm all numbed up still?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I know, but that'll wear off. It's the other

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<v Speaker 1>stupid things you say that won't.

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<v Speaker 2>You actually sound more eloquent than usual, Larry.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks Dylan, did you did you really get your teeth

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<v Speaker 1>done for your daughter's wedding.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she may have. I bet.

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<v Speaker 3>She'd asked me through she told me to what.

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<v Speaker 2>Larry, what did the what did the new teeth run you?

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<v Speaker 2>On top of the wedding?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even want to I don't even want to

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<v Speaker 3>go there.

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<v Speaker 1>How much did the wedding cost in you?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't I don't have the final numbers. And actually

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<v Speaker 3>Bridge and Peter they're picking the pretty good. But it's

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<v Speaker 3>going to cost us und grand Dan if you respond,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, if one out yet, but you'll you'll see

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<v Speaker 3>you can. You can take a gas sat at when

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<v Speaker 3>y'ar there.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what about us, Larry?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you tol me.

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<v Speaker 3>You told me you were crashing it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, okay, cool.

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<v Speaker 3>We're already at the limit that the place will take.

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<v Speaker 3>We're hoping some of the the Irish side of the

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<v Speaker 3>family don't make the trip. Sorry, Peter.

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<v Speaker 2>That is actually plausible too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they might find something better to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks for America.

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<v Speaker 1>So, uh, Dylan, you took the over on the A's win.

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<v Speaker 2>Total fifty seven and a half. Yeah, so right.

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<v Speaker 1>Now they have forty one wins and they have fifty

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<v Speaker 1>eight games to go.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to count my chickens. Yet, but that

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<v Speaker 2>does look mathematically.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, uh shay, you don't have much to

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<v Speaker 1>offer this week with some baseball.

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<v Speaker 4>Just American's pastime. Danny heaven forbid. Okay, it's commye. We

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<v Speaker 4>should rename this podcast commyist man Festio in action.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you talk to?

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<v Speaker 4>The American sentiment all over ver resilent? Practically a communist there, Dan,

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<v Speaker 4>your communist adjacent?

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<v Speaker 1>All I know is Donald Trump Junior's fiance talked about

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<v Speaker 1>battling communism in World War Two? Uh, in Germany or friends?

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<v Speaker 2>It was some sort of is I think?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's only the best of the best.

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<v Speaker 4>At least Hulk Coke had made the parents. That was awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 4>That was amazing through you brother.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny when like half the people that get on

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<v Speaker 2>stage at the RNC have like been in SmackDown before.

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<v Speaker 4>My Kid Rock made the parents come on.

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<v Speaker 2>The hitters.

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<v Speaker 4>I love you.

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<v Speaker 1>I love when Milania looked at Kid Rock like, are

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<v Speaker 1>you serious?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Okay, how much you have to pay her to

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<v Speaker 4>show up to that?

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Oh, I think that's in the post nup.

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<v Speaker 1>They had a pre nup that became a post nup.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that could be the ormy she got paid.

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<v Speaker 1>That's going to be one of the best business deals

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<v Speaker 1>that you know, you talk about art of the deal

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<v Speaker 1>that you know Trump's book this is.

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<v Speaker 2>They call that Foresight and Investing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, yeah, I want to read her book. That's what

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<v Speaker 4>I want to read.

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<v Speaker 2>It's in Russian, but there it hasn't been adapted into

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<v Speaker 2>multiple languages.

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<v Speaker 1>A long ransom note. Yeah, all right, shay. Uh so

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<v Speaker 1>you got baseball?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah I got uh actually, I got the Bay Area

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<v Speaker 4>Comedies plus uh Tampa Bay minus one ten and then

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<v Speaker 4>the Angels. I think it's plus one hundred down.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's it.

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<v Speaker 4>I can go bango bono. I think Peter Griffin's son

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<v Speaker 4>screwed me last week, by the way, he didn't show

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<v Speaker 4>up at all. His Maxilie balls an't doing shit for him.

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<v Speaker 1>So, uh, Dylan, you got Olympic bench.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got just all Olympics. Oh okay, I'm actually

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<v Speaker 2>pretty hype for this.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's being a true American.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, we'll see who I'm betting on.

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<v Speaker 4>He's betting for China's.

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<v Speaker 2>Danny. No, he's not. Oh you are. Venezuela look, Dan,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm here to make some money, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So you have China winning table tennis gold.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I wanted to propose this to the room.

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<v Speaker 2>There minus one thousand and fifty to win golden table tennis.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to wager ten units on that to

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<v Speaker 2>win one.

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<v Speaker 4>No, not allowed, not allowed. We're not changing the rules

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<v Speaker 4>for your commie love.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but what happened in World War Two? You don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to maybe?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow? Wow, I'm just I'm going to protest this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Why that's that's what Kimberly Guilfoyle said. There was there was.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, she's got bad judgments. She went from Gavin

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<v Speaker 4>Newsom to Donald Trump Junior. I don't trust her brain

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<v Speaker 4>for nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Real murderers row there.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, seriously you imagine, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, what's the uh part of them?

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<v Speaker 4>Gabin Newsom is as slick as a fucking old Derek,

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<v Speaker 4>and Donald Trump Junior is just as bad. If she's

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<v Speaker 4>attracted that kind of man, imagine what kind of cob

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<v Speaker 4>webs are going on in her fucking brain.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah among other places too, Waite, what are you doing what?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think there's cobwebs?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think it worked out.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, uh So China to win table tennis gold ten units.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've got everyone's favorite then Nicholas, I guess gift

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<v Speaker 2>Ston from France to win the C one Canoeing Slalom

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<v Speaker 2>plus three hundred. I'm actually I'm gonna rip some canoeing

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<v Speaker 2>this weekend. Okay, Spain to win Golden Handball plus eight hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>Handball is always one of my favorite to watch.

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<v Speaker 1>France's favorite.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, France's favorite. Shane Lowry to win Gold for the

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<v Speaker 2>golf plus three thousand. Okay, it actually was interesting. I

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<v Speaker 2>was looking. I was comparing DraftKings and FanDuel. He was

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<v Speaker 2>plus sixteen hundred on FanDuel and plus three thousand on DraftKings,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a massive spread.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, it is.

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<v Speaker 2>I got three units on Shikari Richardson to win one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred meters in gold minus one eighty. So I got

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<v Speaker 2>a little. I got a little non commedy love for you, Shay.

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<v Speaker 4>I love her.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's awesome. I got all right back to comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>I got Serbia plus twelve and a half against Team

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<v Speaker 2>USA and Basketball Cocoa Golf to win Golden Tennis plus

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<v Speaker 2>six fifty. And then she U k from China to

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<v Speaker 2>win badminton men's gold plus two hundred. That's a fucking lock. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess all right, Can I propose something?

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<v Speaker 1>Then?

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<v Speaker 2>If I if I'm not allowed to wager the ten

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<v Speaker 2>units on China to win table tennis, will someone take

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<v Speaker 2>the opposite side of that one? They're one unit to

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<v Speaker 2>my ten? What the odds it's minus like a thousand.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll take it.

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<v Speaker 2>So if they win, I get a unit from yushe

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<v Speaker 2>and if they lose, you get ten for me.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Sold, sold. If I bet against communism, I'll do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Over under medals the United States forty and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>Then it's China thirty four and a half. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>over under for golds, right, that's for a gold medal count.

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<v Speaker 2>That seems like a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>The Republic of Ireland over under two and a half

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<v Speaker 1>gold medals.

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<v Speaker 4>Damn, I know it's gold. Brain drained Danny.

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<v Speaker 2>Well Shane Lowry's going to win one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>That could good. Then they just need to get two more.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually yeah yeah, damn what are the other? What other

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<v Speaker 2>two would they possibly come from? In the summer Olympics?

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<v Speaker 4>Drinking?

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<v Speaker 2>Drinking? Yeah, that's one, so they need one more fighting

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<v Speaker 2>I guess the boxing. Maybe a boxer in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe there's like a featherweight.

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<v Speaker 2>That actually would be like, that's like the Gordie how

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<v Speaker 2>hat trick for Irish people. Golf, Uh, drinking, drinking and

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<v Speaker 2>fighting there have you.

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<v Speaker 4>Guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't follow this, but Picture de Ray, who produces

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<v Speaker 1>this god forsaken podcast, had a list of Nick Castellano's

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<v Speaker 1>home runs and that they happened during significant events. Trump

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<v Speaker 1>got shot, So you hit a home run in the

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<v Speaker 1>minors when Osama bin Laden was killed. H Yet Tom

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<v Speaker 1>Brenneman apologized for the homophobic slur during a broadcast.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the famous one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Yeah, a career threatening injury for Tatis. There was

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<v Speaker 1>a eulogy for World War Two veterans, a nine to

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<v Speaker 1>eleven tribute video package, apology of opposing team's coach getting

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<v Speaker 1>a dui ten minutes after Will Smith hit Chris Rock

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<v Speaker 1>Dwayne Haskins dying, Memorial Day tribute Yulaji for a just

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<v Speaker 1>Deceased PA announcer for the stadium cancer announcement for his

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<v Speaker 1>team's owner, Ben Scully dies an hour after the death

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<v Speaker 1>of Queen Elizabeth was announced. He homerd a bridge collapse

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<v Speaker 1>killing several people, the Ocean Gates submarine explosion, three other

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<v Speaker 1>celebrity deaths, two home runs on the anniversary of Hiroshima

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<v Speaker 1>and Nagasaki assassination attempt on Donald Trump and Biden, withdrawals

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<v Speaker 1>from the presidential race, all of those.

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<v Speaker 2>He's the fucking grim review.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know you just you'll hold on for

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<v Speaker 1>dear life if you hear that he hit a home

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<v Speaker 1>run and it's like, oh no.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean the fact guide, the fact that he hit

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<v Speaker 2>two on the anniversary of Hiroshima.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, well, one for Hiroshima and Oneaki.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a man of his word.

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<v Speaker 1>He is, He's a he's a true American dropping Bob,

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<v Speaker 1>he is a patriot. Uh. That's it. That's all we have.

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<v Speaker 1>We look forward to seeing the finished product with Larry's

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful smile and Shay's surviving in Dallas with all of

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<v Speaker 1>his relatives what could possibly go wrong? And uh, Shane

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<v Speaker 1>Irving podcast, it's taking the week off again.

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<v Speaker 4>No, we got a record today, Danny. We got we

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<v Speaker 4>got Kamala Harris sitting at thirty three percent and you

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<v Speaker 4>can get a fat middle between her and the man.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's Camala. We got a lot of presidential It's kamala.

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<v Speaker 1>What I say, kamala.

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<v Speaker 4>Kamala sounds better.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like kowala sami la.

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<v Speaker 4>Exactly exactly. Get ready, get ready to bat in the hatchet, folks,

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<v Speaker 4>Shane's going underground at that win.

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<v Speaker 2>You will you will win your plus four fifty bet.

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<v Speaker 4>Twenty five. I'd like to also bet on democracy ending.

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<v Speaker 1>Get me out there, We'll reach out and get some Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see if I could get some odds on democracy

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<v Speaker 1>coming to an end? Shane Irving wherever you get your

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<v Speaker 1>podcast available later on today, Slash tonight and uh, Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have anything to promote?

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<v Speaker 2>No, not at the moment. I'm actually I'm doing stand

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<v Speaker 2>up tonight, Dan in New York and New York okay,

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<v Speaker 2>the comic strip, the comic strip, Yeah, okay for first place. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>get your ass back here. You're gonna wake up in

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<v Speaker 2>like il Pass tomorrow or something and be like I

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<v Speaker 2>fucked up.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? So you're at the comic strip tonight? Yeah, in Manhattan? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>eight o'clock at eight o'clock? Are you first up? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know actually, okay, probably probably somewhere in the middle

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<v Speaker 1>where I belong. Well, you do look funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's that's all by design.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, there's certain people that when you see that,

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<v Speaker 1>you start to laugh immediately.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, my dad's been calling me beetlejuice because of my

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<v Speaker 2>hair recently.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going to keep that hair?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm gonna cut it off soon. But it's no

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, are you going to lose it? Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's already on its way out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, it's both My grandparents were like bald when

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<v Speaker 2>they were like ten years old.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're you're I'm genetically so your grandmother and your

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<v Speaker 1>grandfather were both bald.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom's dad looked like exactly like Larry David from

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<v Speaker 2>basically Infancy.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you don't say okay.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that supposed to mean? Shay?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh nothing. You do look like an out of work

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<v Speaker 4>palace any protests?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there an in work one? I think I saw

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<v Speaker 1>you on Columbia's campus.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was just passing through. I was actually lost.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's all we have for you today, believe it

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<v Speaker 1>or not. And uh, maybe we'll do it next week.

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<v Speaker 1>But thanks for joining us. For Jayan Irving, who is

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<v Speaker 1>literally in Irving or in the Vicinity, Bad Larry with

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<v Speaker 1>his new teeth picture Day Ray, the producer, Dylan, and

0:23:10.119 --> 0:23:12.119
<v Speaker 1>of course Marvin who has to listen to all of this.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll talk to you next week. On Dan Patrick Takes

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<v Speaker 1>a Gamble.