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Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick

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Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the

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Speaker 1: kitchen table. A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about

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Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet.

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Speaker 2: Without doing the actual gambling.

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Speaker 3: You're a coward.

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Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat and now join my

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Speaker 1: bad Larry Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics guy.

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Speaker 1: I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. Hello, Dan, Hey, Hey, hey, Larry, I.

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Speaker 3: Gotta I gotta pull off the road. Oh no, okay, no, no,

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Speaker 3: I'm all by myself. Well, I just got out of

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Speaker 3: the dentist chair. My lips are still numb.

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Speaker 4: Sure, uh oh.

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Speaker 3: Cat point doc worked on me for two hours.

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Speaker 1: Careful, why you describe your condition? Okay?

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Speaker 2: A root canal?

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Speaker 3: Larry? No, no getting teeth for the wedding, you know veneers?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, what I'll send you a picture.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna look fucking weird with those like platinum white teeth.

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Speaker 1: Wait, are you gonna get Rex Ryan teeth? No?

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Speaker 3: I hope not.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I sent the guys.

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Speaker 3: A picture like six weeks ago the first time. This

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Speaker 3: is the second time. They take them out and do

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Speaker 3: some more work and uh, the permanence will be in Uh.

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Speaker 2: That the move is to kind of get him like

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Speaker 2: slightly stained off white color. So they're at least kind

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Speaker 1: Yes, don't get the bright like South Palantonio, Rex Ryan

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Speaker 4: Those are Rex Ryan White. Yes.

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Speaker 1: Yes, So if you go to your dentists, say can

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Speaker 1: I get the Rex Ryan White veneers please?

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Speaker 3: I let him pick everything.

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Speaker 4: I don't.

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Speaker 3: I didn't make one decision.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so pull over the side of the road.

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Speaker 3: I'm I'm in a bar out right now. We're good,

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Speaker 1: Shae is in Dallas with the family.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's a nightmare, Danny. Why Danny, I'm one of four, right,

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Speaker 4: my siblings and I. We have thirteen kids between us,

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Speaker 4: all ages twelve and under. Okay, imagine that doing that's.

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Speaker 2: Sober under one roof at the moment.

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Speaker 4: Under one roof. Yeah. Well, one of my brothers lives

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Speaker 4: in Dallas, so he's got four We have nine kids

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Speaker 4: and like five adults under one roof.

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Speaker 1: Well plus the shit though your youngest daughter counts as

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Speaker 4: Oh, she's the meanest kid of the bunch. She's the meanest.

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Speaker 4: She's yelling at everybody. She hits somebody to face the

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Speaker 4: other day, Danny, it's bad. She hates my brothers. She

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Speaker 4: screams at him. I don't like you. I want to

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Speaker 4: What do you call it, like a jump house, like

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Speaker 2: Stuff, like the trampoline park thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I was like, no, fuck, no, I ain't

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Speaker 1: Are you sneaking drugs or alcohol?

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Speaker 4: No, Danny, No, My mama is like a she knows

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Speaker 4: what I'm like when I'm altered, like badly. Okay, she

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Speaker 1: Larry just sent me a picture of his teeth. Uh,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, Larry.

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Speaker 3: You know I didn't send that, so one of the

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Speaker 3: I think right that. That was like six weeks ago, though.

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Speaker 1: Okay. So, in case you haven't noticed, we've already started

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Speaker 1: the show this week, Dan Patrick a gamble, uh bad.

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Speaker 1: Larry lost six units. Last week he still had plus

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Speaker 2: Larry lost the under.

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Speaker 4: Oh hell no, I didn't touch the time. I didn't

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Speaker 1: Yeah that was That was one of the worst speeches

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Speaker 2: I don't think. I think it's hard to have a

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Speaker 1: If you're in yes, yes.

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Speaker 4: Bill Clinton did it. Bill Clinton did it all the time.

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Speaker 4: Y'all are crazy.

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Speaker 1: Well, how long was was Lincoln's four score?

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Speaker 4: Larry, how long was it?

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Speaker 1: It was like, was it like five minutes?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a paragraph.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't like this lengthy you know speech screed.

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Speaker 4: We're clear what I hit finished the wall on the

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Speaker 4: Did he get No, not the other ones, but he said,

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Speaker 2: Can I have Dennis Allen?

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Speaker 1: You're not on the Gambling podcast. You produce the gambling podcast.

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Speaker 1: I got enough shitty game. I'll take Dennis out. I mean,

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Speaker 1: anybody want a piece of the book the bet for Ray?

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Speaker 4: I want Raheem Morris. I want Raheem Morris.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know what the odds are Ray? Why

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Speaker 2: We can make it your background, Danna.

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Speaker 1: So Larry three units under seventy two minutes for Donald

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Speaker 1: Trump lost that one? You lost every did you lose?

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Speaker 3: I lost lost my three baseball and I lost the

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Speaker 1: Uh. Shay lost a lot of things. You did win

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Speaker 1: one baseball bet presidential odds. You got two units on

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Speaker 1: one once Great Nation plus one seventy five. Uh finished

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Speaker 1: the wall. Yeah, un American, you missed. I'm dial Dan, Danny,

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Speaker 1: Yeah you are. Let me see Dylan. Dylan did pretty well.

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Speaker 1: What was the big big winner there for you? Take

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Speaker 1: a wild guest Dan the speech? No Sun Jay him

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Speaker 2: No, but he is Sun Jim.

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Speaker 1: Oh he is him?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 2: You probably have to do them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but the hymns. Okay. That brings us to this

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Speaker 3: I know, I know, I took a Garrett Cole I

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Speaker 3: I don't have them. I took Schreser, I took Clayton Kershaw. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Did I was last one?

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Speaker 3: So those four games I'm stuttering where I'm freaking why

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Speaker 1: Well, I know, but that'll wear off. It's the other

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Speaker 2: You actually sound more eloquent than usual, Larry.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Dylan, did you did you really get your teeth

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she may have. I bet.

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Speaker 3: She'd asked me through she told me to what.

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Speaker 2: Larry, what did the what did the new teeth run you?

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Speaker 2: On top of the wedding?

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Speaker 3: I don't even want to I don't even want to

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Speaker 1: How much did the wedding cost in you?

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Speaker 3: I don't I don't have the final numbers. And actually

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Speaker 3: I mean, if one out yet, but you'll you'll see

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Speaker 3: You told me you were crashing it.

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Speaker 3: We're already at the limit that the place will take.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they might find something better to do.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for America.

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Speaker 2: Total fifty seven and a half. Yeah, so right.

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Speaker 4: Just American's pastime. Danny heaven forbid. Okay, it's commye. We

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Speaker 1: What are you talking?

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Speaker 4: The American sentiment all over ver resilent? Practically a communist there, Dan,

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Speaker 1: All I know is Donald Trump Junior's fiance talked about

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Speaker 4: That was amazing through you brother.

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Speaker 2: It's funny when like half the people that get on

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Speaker 4: My Kid Rock made the parents come on.

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Speaker 2: The hitters.

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Speaker 4: I love you.

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay, how much you have to pay her to

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Speaker 1: That's going to be one of the best business deals

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Speaker 2: They call that Foresight and Investing.

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Speaker 1: A long ransom note. Yeah, all right, shay. Uh so

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Speaker 1: you got baseball?

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Speaker 1: So, uh, Dylan, you got Olympic bench.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got just all Olympics. Oh okay, I'm actually

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Speaker 1: Well that's being a true American.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, we'll see who I'm betting on.

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Speaker 4: He's betting for China's.

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Speaker 2: Danny. No, he's not. Oh you are. Venezuela look, Dan,

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Speaker 2: I'm here to make some money, all right.

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Speaker 1: So you have China winning table tennis gold.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I wanted to propose this to the room.

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Speaker 2: There minus one thousand and fifty to win golden table tennis.

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Speaker 2: I would like to wager ten units on that to

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Speaker 4: No, not allowed, not allowed. We're not changing the rules

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Speaker 4: for your commie love.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but what happened in World War Two? You don't

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Speaker 4: Wow? Wow, I'm just I'm going to protest this podcast.

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Speaker 1: Why that's that's what Kimberly Guilfoyle said. There was there was.

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Speaker 4: You know, she's got bad judgments. She went from Gavin

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Speaker 2: Real murderers row there.

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Speaker 4: Okay, seriously you imagine, oh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah among other places too, Waite, what are you doing what?

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Speaker 1: I don't think there's cobwebs?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it worked out.

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Speaker 1: Okay, uh So China to win table tennis gold ten units.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got everyone's favorite then Nicholas, I guess gift

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Speaker 2: this weekend. Okay, Spain to win Golden Handball plus eight hundred.

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Speaker 2: Handball is always one of my favorite to watch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, France's favorite. Shane Lowry to win Gold for the

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Speaker 2: was looking. I was comparing DraftKings and FanDuel. He was

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Speaker 2: which is a massive spread.

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Speaker 2: I got three units on Shikari Richardson to win one

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Speaker 4: I love her.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's awesome. I got all right back to comedy.

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Speaker 2: I got Serbia plus twelve and a half against Team

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Speaker 2: USA and Basketball Cocoa Golf to win Golden Tennis plus

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Speaker 2: win badminton men's gold plus two hundred. That's a fucking lock. Well,

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Speaker 2: I guess all right, Can I propose something?

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Speaker 1: Then?

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Speaker 2: If I if I'm not allowed to wager the ten

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Speaker 2: So if they win, I get a unit from yushe

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Speaker 2: and if they lose, you get ten for me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Sold, sold. If I bet against communism, I'll do it.

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Speaker 1: Over under medals the United States forty and a half.

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Speaker 1: The Republic of Ireland over under two and a half

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Speaker 4: Damn, I know it's gold. Brain drained Danny.

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Speaker 2: Well Shane Lowry's going to win one of them.

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Speaker 1: That could good. Then they just need to get two more.

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Speaker 2: two would they possibly come from? In the summer Olympics?

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Speaker 2: That actually would be like, that's like the Gordie how

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Speaker 4: Guys.

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Speaker 1: I didn't follow this, but Picture de Ray, who produces

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Speaker 1: this god forsaken podcast, had a list of Nick Castellano's

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Speaker 1: home runs and that they happened during significant events. Trump

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Speaker 1: minors when Osama bin Laden was killed. H Yet Tom

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Speaker 1: and Nagasaki assassination attempt on Donald Trump and Biden, withdrawals

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Speaker 2: He's the fucking grim review.

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Speaker 1: I know, I know you just you'll hold on for

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Speaker 1: dear life if you hear that he hit a home

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Speaker 1: I know, well, one for Hiroshima and Oneaki.

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Speaker 2: He's a man of his word.

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Speaker 1: He is, He's a he's a true American dropping Bob,

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Speaker 1: he is a patriot. Uh. That's it. That's all we have.

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Speaker 1: We look forward to seeing the finished product with Larry's

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Speaker 1: wonderful smile and Shay's surviving in Dallas with all of

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Speaker 4: No, we got a record today, Danny. We got we

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Speaker 4: got Kamala Harris sitting at thirty three percent and you

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Speaker 1: It's it's Camala. We got a lot of presidential It's kamala.

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Speaker 1: What I say, kamala.

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Speaker 4: Kamala sounds better.

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Speaker 2: It's like kowala sami la.

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Speaker 4: Exactly exactly. Get ready, get ready to bat in the hatchet, folks,

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Speaker 4: Shane's going underground at that win.

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Speaker 2: You will you will win your plus four fifty bet.

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Speaker 4: Twenty five. I'd like to also bet on democracy ending.

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Speaker 1: Get me out there, We'll reach out and get some Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll see if I could get some odds on democracy

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Speaker 1: coming to an end? Shane Irving wherever you get your

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Speaker 1: podcast available later on today, Slash tonight and uh, Dylan,

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Speaker 1: do you have anything to promote?

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Speaker 2: No, not at the moment. I'm actually I'm doing stand

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Speaker 2: up tonight, Dan in New York and New York okay,

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Speaker 2: the comic strip, the comic strip, Yeah, okay for first place. Well,

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Speaker 1: Uh? So you're at the comic strip tonight? Yeah, in Manhattan? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: eight o'clock at eight o'clock? Are you first up? I

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Speaker 1: don't know actually, okay, probably probably somewhere in the middle

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Speaker 1: where I belong. Well, you do look funny.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's all by design.

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, there's certain people that when you see that,

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Speaker 2: Well, my dad's been calling me beetlejuice because of my

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Speaker 1: Are you going to keep that hair?

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Speaker 2: I mean, are you going to lose it? Oh no,

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Speaker 1: So you're you're I'm genetically so your grandmother and your

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Speaker 4: Okay, you don't say okay.

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Speaker 2: What's that supposed to mean? Shay?

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Speaker 4: Oh nothing. You do look like an out of work

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Speaker 4: palace any protests?

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Speaker 1: Is there an in work one? I think I saw

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just passing through. I was actually lost.

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Speaker 1: So that's all we have for you today, believe it

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Speaker 1: or not. And uh, maybe we'll do it next week.

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Speaker 1: But thanks for joining us. For Jayan Irving, who is

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