1 00:00:01,480 --> 00:00:03,800 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:06,480 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today and 3 00:00:06,519 --> 00:00:10,319 Speaker 1: the subject is I married a groupie. We'll get into that, 4 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:13,920 Speaker 1: but right now it is time for today's prank phone 5 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:16,919 Speaker 1: call with the nephew. What you got, mad, I'm gonna 6 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:18,400 Speaker 1: give you a prank in the second shirt. I just 7 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,840 Speaker 1: wanted you know from the last break that we had 8 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:23,400 Speaker 1: the people that called in on Steve's voice. Man, I 9 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:26,639 Speaker 1: want the record to reflect. Listen. I am five ten 10 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:28,880 Speaker 1: and a half. Okay, let's get this on the steward 11 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:34,160 Speaker 1: out there. Half the doctor said the doctor. I don't 12 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 1: even go to the doctor no more. I am five opinion. Yeah, yeah, 13 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:42,920 Speaker 1: you always get to get a second and third opinion call. Okay, 14 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:46,880 Speaker 1: five ten and hey, how can you get another opinion 15 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:50,680 Speaker 1: with a messing tape? Right? It is what it is? 16 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:56,640 Speaker 1: Did you just say that it's not the doctor Tommy. 17 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 1: Something happened, Shirley, because I used to be five ten 18 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 1: and a half. Now I don't know what the hell happened, 19 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:07,319 Speaker 1: but I'm fast. You know you're shrinking. I believe whatever. 20 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:11,920 Speaker 1: I believe. Man, you have an operation on your throat. 21 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 1: You lost an itch, took an inch and throat meat 22 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:19,120 Speaker 1: out and now you're down. You just stood up by 23 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 1: shot and now not not time because that operation. You 24 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:29,200 Speaker 1: can't even turn the next no more, yes I can. 25 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,080 Speaker 1: Well you got on the T shirt. Now look how 26 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:36,400 Speaker 1: high that is? So cruel, so cruel. I'm just trying 27 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:38,119 Speaker 1: to help you joke your way through what you said. 28 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:45,720 Speaker 1: You throat me? What is throat me me? That's how 29 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:54,560 Speaker 1: his head is now closer to his shoulders. Yeah. Man, Look, 30 00:01:55,640 --> 00:02:01,760 Speaker 1: the title is your trash thinks. Your trash inks. Next week, 31 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,040 Speaker 1: I have one called throat meat. But that's right there. 32 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: I don't know how to work it in, but I'll 33 00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:13,799 Speaker 1: make it work. I mean, right here, this is your 34 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:18,240 Speaker 1: trash things. Let's go catch Hello. Hello, Hey, I'm trying 35 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 1: to uh, I'm trying to reach swerve. Yeah. This is 36 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:25,520 Speaker 1: how you doing? Man, I'm wanting. I'm one of your neighbors, 37 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,239 Speaker 1: but I'm I'm one street over from you. You over 38 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:34,200 Speaker 1: the trying. Yeah, that's night a little bit this rico. Man, 39 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:36,120 Speaker 1: How you doing, I'm one of your neighbors on the 40 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:38,480 Speaker 1: next street over. How are you doing? Okay, I'm doing good, 41 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,880 Speaker 1: But how you how you get my another one of 42 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:42,720 Speaker 1: the neighbors on your block gave me the number. Man. 43 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:45,359 Speaker 1: We was we were having a little situation. Wanted to 44 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,960 Speaker 1: reach out to you, uh, some stuff going on here 45 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:49,760 Speaker 1: in the neighborhood, man, and wanted to try to make 46 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,960 Speaker 1: you aware of it. Well, what's going on? Uh? It 47 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 1: seemed like, um, well, you know the trash man run 48 00:02:55,960 --> 00:03:02,079 Speaker 1: on on Tuesday, okay and Saturday. Now. The problem is 49 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,359 Speaker 1: that that that that a lot of people, I guess 50 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,040 Speaker 1: since the holiday just passed, you know a lot of 51 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:08,440 Speaker 1: people got their stuff out on the on the curve 52 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:13,480 Speaker 1: already right right now. The problem is that that that 53 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:17,519 Speaker 1: they're saying, man, is that yo yo trash is actually 54 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:20,880 Speaker 1: really really fouled and smelling and smelling pretty bad. And 55 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 1: we wanted to call you, man and see if you 56 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,600 Speaker 1: do hold on, hold on, hold on. You say you 57 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:29,520 Speaker 1: calling me because you snail my trash. Well yeah, they say, 58 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: yours is the one that's really speaking, man, And if 59 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,760 Speaker 1: you could actually maybe put it in, put it back 60 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,880 Speaker 1: in the in the in the garage and the tip Tuesday, 61 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 1: you know, rash and no garage. That's why I put 62 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:42,360 Speaker 1: it outside. I didn't have enough room at the garage. Okay, 63 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:47,680 Speaker 1: what don who is everybody saying my tray? Hey, listen, 64 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm not saying. You know what I want 65 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:52,800 Speaker 1: to tell you. If everybody in the hood, I gotta 66 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:57,280 Speaker 1: fire with my trash, thank you? Okay? What what? What? What? 67 00:03:57,400 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 1: We we we've discussed that too, but listen, we don't 68 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 1: want no trouble. Man. If we could just get you 69 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:05,480 Speaker 1: to put your trays back and I'm not moving over Chads, 70 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 1: I paid rent over here, my brother. Hey, we're not 71 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,320 Speaker 1: gonna go back, and I'm not gonna go back. Don't 72 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,600 Speaker 1: give what you're gonna do. I'm telling you what I 73 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,840 Speaker 1: paid rent that. Don't tell me to just over here. Okay, 74 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:18,719 Speaker 1: we'll listen, man, aren't you concerned that you're trans is 75 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,160 Speaker 1: thinking and reading through the whole neighborhood. I don't give 76 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:24,279 Speaker 1: a damn who smell my chances they got a problem 77 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:26,160 Speaker 1: with it, tell them come take it out still the 78 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,880 Speaker 1: end and saying out there, okay, whether that's the problem. 79 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,839 Speaker 1: The problem is that you took it out, and you 80 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 1: took it out too early. You shouldn't have put list 81 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 1: out till Tuesday morning. And that's who if I put 82 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,320 Speaker 1: it out there and saying that yesterday come get it. 83 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go back and forth with you. Man. Okay, 84 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 1: damn what you're gonna do? You ain't even call me 85 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:48,359 Speaker 1: telling me take my chance, y'all? I pay rent over here. Okay, 86 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:52,440 Speaker 1: how if everybody is smelling my chad out of everybody 87 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:55,800 Speaker 1: on the I don't know for my understanding, it's just 88 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,240 Speaker 1: a couple of holes in it and some food or 89 00:04:58,240 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 1: something much that got out. I don't know if it 90 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,280 Speaker 1: of the rods or dog got into what the case 91 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,719 Speaker 1: may be. But you know, we need to try to 92 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:07,640 Speaker 1: get your trash in the backyard. My trash ain't going 93 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,720 Speaker 1: down well. And how come you the one you this? 94 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,360 Speaker 1: How come I next? The name ain't called? How come 95 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:17,240 Speaker 1: your around corner and you called? Who put you up 96 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:20,360 Speaker 1: to this? Everybody smelling it? I was just fortunate enough 97 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 1: to get your phone number. I said, Well, look, I 98 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,560 Speaker 1: just gone and call it myself. I tell you you 99 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:31,760 Speaker 1: and he you my phone. What I'm thinking that? Okay, Well, listen, 100 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:34,000 Speaker 1: let's swerve just what we decide on the case. We 101 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:37,479 Speaker 1: got to this situation with you to that I just 102 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,960 Speaker 1: come over there and put the trash in your backyard 103 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,960 Speaker 1: and just tunesday morning and tunesday morning. I'll come back 104 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,800 Speaker 1: over there and take it out that way. All the 105 00:05:44,839 --> 00:05:47,839 Speaker 1: smell of being your backyard and you said, you go, 106 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna come over there and put the trash in 107 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:54,560 Speaker 1: your backyard. So the so the smell that fucking I mean, 108 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,840 Speaker 1: that's that. Let me let me take it this there. 109 00:05:56,920 --> 00:06:00,320 Speaker 1: If you come over here, you might well called police. Actually, 110 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,520 Speaker 1: you're gonna needs to come over here, bring all of them. 111 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 1: They had a fablem saying my chance see to come 112 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:08,000 Speaker 1: over here and take it out. You. I mean you 113 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 1: you're trying. You're trying to You're trying to act like it. 114 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:12,360 Speaker 1: Don't smell them. I don't give them if it's man, 115 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:13,960 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I do. I'm go out to 116 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,560 Speaker 1: pool flock on when that when that when they helped 117 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:20,000 Speaker 1: you out of here? Okay, But seek does not want 118 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:21,719 Speaker 1: the people in the neighborhood want, we want you to 119 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,280 Speaker 1: tell give a damn what they want. I'm telling you 120 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:26,720 Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. And how do did you get 121 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,280 Speaker 1: my phone? Howver any down I'd already told you, man, 122 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:31,120 Speaker 1: I got your number for one of the neighbors on 123 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:34,160 Speaker 1: your street that said they don't want to get should 124 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:38,640 Speaker 1: have left on the right, which one. Listen, listen, listen, sweve, 125 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,760 Speaker 1: won't you get to the meet of the problem. The 126 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:44,159 Speaker 1: problem is your trash, think, don't how is my chance? 127 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:47,159 Speaker 1: How to hell, y'all pippoint my saying? How to everybody else? 128 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,720 Speaker 1: Tras on him block? And how the hell you smell like? 129 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:51,480 Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't know what it is. 130 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,440 Speaker 1: I don't know if you're trads busted, don'tpen up what 131 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:57,480 Speaker 1: the deal is? But everybody's saying. Everybody's saying it, swerve trash, 132 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:00,560 Speaker 1: that's that stink. That's too much as it needs to 133 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,440 Speaker 1: be gone to time to see what I think? Is 134 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:05,719 Speaker 1: that the chance out there? And it's gonna say out 135 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,240 Speaker 1: there I said, the ain't come get it, and you 136 00:07:07,279 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 1: ain't coming over there. Okay, now let's see that's where 137 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,040 Speaker 1: you're wrong. Swarm out. I ain't coming over there. I'm 138 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,960 Speaker 1: coming over there, and I'm gonna take that trance and 139 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,120 Speaker 1: put it in the backyard just too. Now you're gonna 140 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:18,360 Speaker 1: try to get in my way whatever, But I got 141 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,160 Speaker 1: to go on and get the chance. And I tell 142 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,680 Speaker 1: you what, pen y'all over here right now, I'll put 143 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:24,320 Speaker 1: on my shoes. I'm standing on the points right now, 144 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:28,440 Speaker 1: out of come on recoll over whatever you we go. 145 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:32,000 Speaker 1: I'm reco one street over and I'm smelling your name, trash, 146 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,120 Speaker 1: take your chance out. My make smells, but you ain't 147 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 1: gonna come take it out. I'm set you that. He listen, swird, 148 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this word that I called of like, 149 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:45,000 Speaker 1: excuse me? Tell calling about it? Who in the hell 150 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:48,920 Speaker 1: told you called me? Swerved? Called me back that? Okay? 151 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,119 Speaker 1: What that's what they call you? What's wrong? Me called 152 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:53,680 Speaker 1: what's wrong? We called you? You're gonna call me that? 153 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,000 Speaker 1: Now you're saying my chance thing? Come over here and 154 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:59,440 Speaker 1: take chances out. Hey, man, I ain't I ain't nobody 155 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:01,400 Speaker 1: sitting the scare, do you swim? I'm trying to get 156 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:03,160 Speaker 1: to get the name. Didn't not just say you talk 157 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,880 Speaker 1: about of my name? And where is? Come over here. 158 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,960 Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you what I'm gonna do. Okay, way 159 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,240 Speaker 1: and then it is what it is? Bottom round. I'm 160 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,040 Speaker 1: on my way over at the mood that damn trash. 161 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:14,320 Speaker 1: Come over, Come over here, come over here, moving. I'm 162 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,480 Speaker 1: on the fort right now. Come on over and meet 163 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:19,760 Speaker 1: me about the mask. Thank you trash. You guys I'm 164 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,440 Speaker 1: standing right doing now. Okay, well, I tell you what. 165 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:25,680 Speaker 1: I'm on my way, naw, And guess what I'm gonna 166 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:27,720 Speaker 1: do when I get over there. You ain't gonna do 167 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:29,920 Speaker 1: you what you're gonna do. I'm gonna tell you my 168 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:32,319 Speaker 1: damn name when I get over that. My name is 169 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,559 Speaker 1: Nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey Lorny Show. You 170 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:42,080 Speaker 1: just got franked by your cousin or Reese. Oh out 171 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:50,360 Speaker 1: of here? Hey man, I gotta ask yourself, dog, what 172 00:08:50,679 --> 00:08:53,080 Speaker 1: is what is the baddest and I mean the baddest 173 00:08:53,200 --> 00:09:03,439 Speaker 1: radio show in the land? All right, Joe? If you 174 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:09,520 Speaker 1: tell me by a ten and a half I stood 175 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:12,760 Speaker 1: up on that prank, doesn't I can't wait for throat 176 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:20,880 Speaker 1: me coming up. NEX Strawberry letters, subject I married a groupie. 177 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:23,720 Speaker 1: I married a groupie. We'll find out what that's all about. 178 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:26,880 Speaker 1: Getting to that. Right after this. You're listening to the 179 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,400 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show.