WEBVTT - Thinking Sideways: So long and thanks for all the f*cking fish

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, everybody, Steve here. As you all know, we recently

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<v Speaker 1>announced that we were no longer producing new episodes of

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast. But we still have that tradition where we've

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<v Speaker 1>been hanging on to our bloopers and our outtakes, and

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<v Speaker 1>we still want to share those with you. So for

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<v Speaker 1>our last episode, it seemed only fitting to share ourselves

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<v Speaker 1>at probably our worst, maybe our best, who knows, but

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<v Speaker 1>be warned. However, this time we did not bleep out

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<v Speaker 1>any of the bad words, So if the kids are around,

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<v Speaker 1>you've been warned. This is our bloopers episode. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>final bit of content. Again, we wanted to say thank

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<v Speaker 1>you to each and every one of you for taking

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<v Speaker 1>the time to listen to the podcast for all these

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<v Speaker 1>years and supporting us. Thank you again. We really appreciate

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<v Speaker 1>it and enjoy thinking sideways. Foot, it was stuck. That sucks. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's working on clinic. He has done his head. You

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have to knock over your Yeah, I'm a little

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<v Speaker 1>concerned about that. Don't worry. It's not famous last work. Literally. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't need that foot, Steve, he didn't need that head.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people on the internet have said that Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I should look at the script being it.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's derivative. It's this isn't writing, this is typing.

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<v Speaker 1>This is pure transcription. Okay, wait, what are these blue

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<v Speaker 1>how links from? Why do you have these weird tiny

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<v Speaker 1>numbers next to your citations? Are great? Okay, ready you

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<v Speaker 1>chose it, But then it just it frustrated the grap

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<v Speaker 1>at it because there was nothing there. But it's still

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<v Speaker 1>like so interesting. It's like there's nothing there, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>like so interesting because there's nothing there. Nothing is there

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<v Speaker 1>been so interesting? Though? Really, I mean that that there

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<v Speaker 1>is a seamless quality that suggested to me a serial

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<v Speaker 1>killer because nobody around him at a motive, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean away, But yeah, I didn't. I don't. I've

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<v Speaker 1>never really been a fan of that mystery, to be

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<v Speaker 1>honest with you. That's why I just wanted to do

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<v Speaker 1>it and get out of the way, because we're just

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<v Speaker 1>going to get it suggested and suggesting and suggested, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, twenty years on, we're gonna be like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well we're in geriatricities and we're doing you for the

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<v Speaker 1>twentieth anniversary of Johnny thinking sideways, are we still going

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<v Speaker 1>to be here. Yeah we are, we are not in

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<v Speaker 1>this building. Honestly, almost every year I say it to Nash,

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<v Speaker 1>this is my fucking last year, and then something happens

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<v Speaker 1>and it's not the last years. Well, hey there, and

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<v Speaker 1>welcome again to another episode of Thinking Sideways where Joe

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<v Speaker 1>is yawning in the background and to sneeze. But seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>next year, April fools, you can't do it. I cannot

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<v Speaker 1>pick it throughout. I cannot make the cough trap. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you said, I can't believe that ship that people were

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<v Speaker 1>saying the Fixture show is having a really huge period.

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<v Speaker 1>They're all like, Devin was clearly a blonde. So you

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<v Speaker 1>know the only thing they got right is I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>douche bag. True, true, true. Okay, and you Mr T

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<v Speaker 1>I think that was that was kind of spot off. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>There are times, you know, when I hear that noise

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<v Speaker 1>and it just keeps growing and growing and growing, especially

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<v Speaker 1>if it's a jetliner, and I'm like, okay, okay, it's

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<v Speaker 1>time to fade away. Now, you know, it just keeps

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<v Speaker 1>growing a little more. You know, eventually it fades away. Usually,

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<v Speaker 1>well it fades away because you've gone it in your face,

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<v Speaker 1>like that's gonna be a lot of good getting the

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<v Speaker 1>guns safe again. It seems clear your throat which, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, it was my favorite part about the Facebook

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<v Speaker 1>comments about the April Fools episode, Oh my God and

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<v Speaker 1>Joe and his throat clearing. I wanted to fall it

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<v Speaker 1>on that and be like, my petition every year is

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<v Speaker 1>that we just do an episode that's just the outtakes

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<v Speaker 1>of Joe clearing. Sorry about that, you know what, I

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<v Speaker 1>would spend more time copying and pasting those into a

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<v Speaker 1>single file. Okay, let me know what you guys are ready? Ready?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure? Okay? Okay, here we go. Thinking sideways

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<v Speaker 1>is not brought to you by preparation age. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>have him a HIDS, so you're not in our demographic.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank god. Okay, Okay, here we go. Everybody, take a drink.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I got Course it's light. Curse ye, curse

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<v Speaker 1>you can make a lot of that ship or as

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<v Speaker 1>Nash says it, course he's cours what ails you. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, it's how he says it. Curse mad and

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<v Speaker 1>NFL two thousand six features Donovan McNabb of the Philadelphia Eagles.

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<v Speaker 1>Eagles I'm gonna do that again. No, what's it that boring?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it? It's not that boring. You did the fucking

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<v Speaker 1>Mad and Cursed last week. Yeah. I like this a

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<v Speaker 1>little better that I was gonna think. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>try to keep throwing in true crime ship, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't want to hog it. You know, you

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<v Speaker 1>guys might feel like I'm hogging all the good murder stories.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we do, the hog. Actually that should be

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<v Speaker 1>my new name, just murder Hog coming murder Hog. Wow. Yeah, um,

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<v Speaker 1>well anyway, so, but you know, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>be unfair about it. If you guys are hankering to

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<v Speaker 1>do some good you know, some good grizzly so let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you what. If we want to do them,

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<v Speaker 1>we will, Okay, So just don't worry about us, right. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought maybe the two of you were in your

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<v Speaker 1>own mind sticking. Oh god, Joe, Joe's is always doing

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<v Speaker 1>this fucking horrible murder ship, and I wanted to so

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<v Speaker 1>I have your basement doing horrible murder ship. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're the murder Hog murderer. Yeah, okayd hug User. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know it was Spider Man at first. Then Sick

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<v Speaker 1>did not go very well it doesn't normally for murder hug.

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<v Speaker 1>It just ends up with a splatterka ready do you

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<v Speaker 1>do you too want to hear something really dumb? Sure? Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I went to watch this video and I could

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<v Speaker 1>not hear it. I cranked up the volume and I

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<v Speaker 1>could barely hear it. I thought, Man, this is a

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<v Speaker 1>shitty video. Why are people so upset? I mean, can't

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<v Speaker 1>God for the subtext on it? Because I can't hear

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<v Speaker 1>ship had your headphones plugged in. I went in the

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<v Speaker 1>next video and I'm like, wait, it's wait yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so this is a different It was the best quality

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<v Speaker 1>video I could find. Is the mixer on it? Is?

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<v Speaker 1>That would be like, that wouldn't be the worst, It'd

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<v Speaker 1>be pretty. It just took you a half hour to

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<v Speaker 1>record a thing, so I think it probably would be

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<v Speaker 1>the worst. Stabbing the kind of funny in the like,

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry Grove dot com, but you guys are getting a

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<v Speaker 1>shitty sound quality version of this ad. Sorry, let's try something. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. All right, he can't be one up? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't know. Go ahead, I won't. I won't want

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<v Speaker 1>to be the last word. Okay, fine, turn this into

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<v Speaker 1>an hour and a half. Can we please make it short? No,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna an hour and a half. Flick a stretch,

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<v Speaker 1>click a strap, we can stretch. Think in an hour

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<v Speaker 1>and a half. I think we stripped this into minutes

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<v Speaker 1>is great. Five minutes is what I'm expecting to get

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<v Speaker 1>out of this. An hour and a half, we'll be painful.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be everybody listening to the sopping sounds of

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<v Speaker 1>Devin beating our heads in with hammers. It is just

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<v Speaker 1>bamp squish, bamp squish, bamp squish, bamp squish. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>actually what it sounds like, but it's just gonna be squish, squish, squish. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what she's done, is just walking on us that

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<v Speaker 1>squish squeak, sqush squeak, because that's the floors of this place. Hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to an episode of Thinking Sideways, the podcast I

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<v Speaker 1>Am Devin joined. They said, an episode that's actually not inaccurate.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess it's fine, all right, never mind, I Am Devin

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<v Speaker 1>joined annoyingly this week, like two of men who are

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<v Speaker 1>pointing at each other. Pointer number one is Steve. I'm Joe,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're not annoying. Now you are, damn you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just kidding, did you were they were they listeners? No,

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<v Speaker 1>they knew of us. They had medicine at our table,

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<v Speaker 1>and I had chatted with them later, but they had

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<v Speaker 1>never actually listened to the show. But they recognized me. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>look at it this way. At least it didn't cost

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<v Speaker 1>him anything. Yeah, they had to. They had to take

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<v Speaker 1>a cab rite anyway. I cost him an extra three dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>I think, did you because you know the body feet Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a ship head, I said, I was going to

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<v Speaker 1>say a ship. Hell, I didn't. I didn't mean to

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<v Speaker 1>say ship head. You're a ship heal, Okay, that's all right, Yeah, Devon,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready when you let's get the finky on. Really

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<v Speaker 1>hard not to just be like itching, yeah, please, I

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<v Speaker 1>really don't want to hear. Yeah. Yeah, what is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Devin is turned into a cat and she's currently scratching

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<v Speaker 1>with the back of her neck with her left leg,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's weird. Just I save it all up and

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<v Speaker 1>call for a break, and you can scratch the ship

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<v Speaker 1>out of yourself for thirty seconds. We can get the hose,

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<v Speaker 1>we can spray you down. Actually it doesn't showers make

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<v Speaker 1>it way. Well, I didn't say a shower. I meant

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<v Speaker 1>the actual hose spray. Just saying like, what like any

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<v Speaker 1>stimuli on it is just like even worse. How about

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<v Speaker 1>you scratchy? Sure, okay, it's this sing working, it's this

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<v Speaker 1>thing on. Nope, I guess not. We turned yours off.

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<v Speaker 1>Jevin just never plugged in your cable the hot mic

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<v Speaker 1>into this actually extra hot funny because he plugs the

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<v Speaker 1>MIC's in. He just trolled himself. It's fine, I like

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<v Speaker 1>told I just want to put a lot of extras

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<v Speaker 1>and everything. I'm so sorry, it's it's irish. Hid watching

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<v Speaker 1>another episode that touch in the Guck story is so

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<v Speaker 1>hard hitting. Every one of them is like a personal

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<v Speaker 1>punch in the gut. How long have you been working

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<v Speaker 1>on that time? Going like thirty seconds? Yeah, ten hours,

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<v Speaker 1>five years? Yeah, I just yeah, I'm working. I'm working

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<v Speaker 1>on you know, a new podcast name for some reason,

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<v Speaker 1>punching the gut. That sounds kind of good. Hey there,

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<v Speaker 1>lord on my idea. Sorry, sorry, dumped the gun a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. Yeah, I think you might have just a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. Let's do it again, all right, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>mermaids are. Yeah, I don't think that kind of are. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>actually I could just I could just picture like the

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<v Speaker 1>commercial campaign for that girl? What is girl? You're some

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<v Speaker 1>kind of h two hologlog. That's right, and I'm proud

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<v Speaker 1>of it. Okay, I'm ready. Yeah, hi there, welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another episode of Thinking Sideways. This week, I'm your host,

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<v Speaker 1>Joe did what did you transition? Goddamn it? You leave

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<v Speaker 1>me alone? That explains a lot, all right, Joan, let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm got to start from the very top here. All right, Well, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but before we talk about theories, um briefly, can we

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<v Speaker 1>let we just need to take a minute to hear

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<v Speaker 1>from our sponsors. Have you been doing this? I've never

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<v Speaker 1>done Okay, yes I do. Um like the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>you're stirring, m No, No, on your back okay like

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<v Speaker 1>you No, You're always forget what your shoulder blades. I

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<v Speaker 1>always forget the word shoulder blade. I can't help it.

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<v Speaker 1>It happens every time because my grandmother calls the wings,

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<v Speaker 1>and I always think wings. But they're not fucking wings, Grandma?

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<v Speaker 1>How to start over again? Instead, it's brought to you

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<v Speaker 1>by your local pelch pelt shelter. Not that try again, lady,

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<v Speaker 1>like a hamster or a bunny or a cat or

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<v Speaker 1>a dog. Of course you do. You need a million

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<v Speaker 1>of them. Go down to your local pelt shut next

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<v Speaker 1>Stonehege Campers sixteen forty six. Before we theories, let's take

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<v Speaker 1>a break. What did that? I can't help it, Lie

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<v Speaker 1>was typing crappoli Okay, for reals this time sixteen s

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<v Speaker 1>chup chu chupe chu chu chupe chupu, cobra chub cobra chup.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, the mic is I'm like, who is in

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<v Speaker 1>charge of this? Got damn engine there? This is why

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<v Speaker 1>we need one