Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, Steve here. As you all know, we recently
Speaker 1: announced that we were no longer producing new episodes of
Speaker 1: the podcast. But we still have that tradition where we've
Speaker 1: been hanging on to our bloopers and our outtakes, and
Speaker 1: we still want to share those with you. So for
Speaker 1: our last episode, it seemed only fitting to share ourselves
Speaker 1: at probably our worst, maybe our best, who knows, but
Speaker 1: be warned. However, this time we did not bleep out
Speaker 1: any of the bad words, So if the kids are around,
Speaker 1: you've been warned. This is our bloopers episode. It's the
Speaker 1: final bit of content. Again, we wanted to say thank
Speaker 1: you to each and every one of you for taking
Speaker 1: the time to listen to the podcast for all these
Speaker 1: years and supporting us. Thank you again. We really appreciate
Speaker 1: it and enjoy thinking sideways. Foot, it was stuck. That sucks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's working on clinic. He has done his head. You
Speaker 1: didn't have to knock over your Yeah, I'm a little
Speaker 1: concerned about that. Don't worry. It's not famous last work. Literally. Okay,
Speaker 1: you didn't need that foot, Steve, he didn't need that head.
Speaker 1: A lot of people on the internet have said that Okay,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I should look at the script being it.
Speaker 1: But it's derivative. It's this isn't writing, this is typing.
Speaker 1: This is pure transcription. Okay, wait, what are these blue
Speaker 1: how links from? Why do you have these weird tiny
Speaker 1: numbers next to your citations? Are great? Okay, ready you
Speaker 1: chose it, But then it just it frustrated the grap
Speaker 1: at it because there was nothing there. But it's still
Speaker 1: like so interesting. It's like there's nothing there, but it's
Speaker 1: like so interesting because there's nothing there. Nothing is there
Speaker 1: been so interesting? Though? Really, I mean that that there
Speaker 1: is a seamless quality that suggested to me a serial
Speaker 1: killer because nobody around him at a motive, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean away, But yeah, I didn't. I don't. I've
Speaker 1: never really been a fan of that mystery, to be
Speaker 1: honest with you. That's why I just wanted to do
Speaker 1: it and get out of the way, because we're just
Speaker 1: going to get it suggested and suggesting and suggested, and yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, twenty years on, we're gonna be like, okay,
Speaker 1: well we're in geriatricities and we're doing you for the
Speaker 1: twentieth anniversary of Johnny thinking sideways, are we still going
Speaker 1: to be here. Yeah we are, we are not in
Speaker 1: this building. Honestly, almost every year I say it to Nash,
Speaker 1: this is my fucking last year, and then something happens
Speaker 1: and it's not the last years. Well, hey there, and
Speaker 1: welcome again to another episode of Thinking Sideways where Joe
Speaker 1: is yawning in the background and to sneeze. But seriously,
Speaker 1: next year, April fools, you can't do it. I cannot
Speaker 1: pick it throughout. I cannot make the cough trap. You know,
Speaker 1: you said, I can't believe that ship that people were
Speaker 1: saying the Fixture show is having a really huge period.
Speaker 1: They're all like, Devin was clearly a blonde. So you
Speaker 1: know the only thing they got right is I'm a
Speaker 1: douche bag. True, true, true. Okay, and you Mr T
Speaker 1: I think that was that was kind of spot off. Yeah.
Speaker 1: There are times, you know, when I hear that noise
Speaker 1: and it just keeps growing and growing and growing, especially
Speaker 1: if it's a jetliner, and I'm like, okay, okay, it's
Speaker 1: time to fade away. Now, you know, it just keeps
Speaker 1: growing a little more. You know, eventually it fades away. Usually,
Speaker 1: well it fades away because you've gone it in your face,
Speaker 1: like that's gonna be a lot of good getting the
Speaker 1: guns safe again. It seems clear your throat which, by
Speaker 1: the way, it was my favorite part about the Facebook
Speaker 1: comments about the April Fools episode, Oh my God and
Speaker 1: Joe and his throat clearing. I wanted to fall it
Speaker 1: on that and be like, my petition every year is
Speaker 1: that we just do an episode that's just the outtakes
Speaker 1: of Joe clearing. Sorry about that, you know what, I
Speaker 1: would spend more time copying and pasting those into a
Speaker 1: single file. Okay, let me know what you guys are ready? Ready?
Speaker 1: Are you sure? Okay? Okay, here we go. Thinking sideways
Speaker 1: is not brought to you by preparation age. You don't
Speaker 1: have him a HIDS, so you're not in our demographic.
Speaker 1: Thank god. Okay, Okay, here we go. Everybody, take a drink.
Speaker 1: That's why I got Course it's light. Curse ye, curse
Speaker 1: you can make a lot of that ship or as
Speaker 1: Nash says it, course he's cours what ails you. I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's how he says it. Curse mad and
Speaker 1: NFL two thousand six features Donovan McNabb of the Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 1: Eagles I'm gonna do that again. No, what's it that boring?
Speaker 1: Is it? It's not that boring. You did the fucking
Speaker 1: Mad and Cursed last week. Yeah. I like this a
Speaker 1: little better that I was gonna think. You know, I
Speaker 1: try to keep throwing in true crime ship, you know,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to hog it. You know, you
Speaker 1: guys might feel like I'm hogging all the good murder stories.
Speaker 1: That's what we do, the hog. Actually that should be
Speaker 1: my new name, just murder Hog coming murder Hog. Wow. Yeah, um,
Speaker 1: well anyway, so, but you know, I don't want to
Speaker 1: be unfair about it. If you guys are hankering to
Speaker 1: do some good you know, some good grizzly so let
Speaker 1: me tell you what. If we want to do them,
Speaker 1: we will, Okay, So just don't worry about us, right. Well,
Speaker 1: I thought maybe the two of you were in your
Speaker 1: own mind sticking. Oh god, Joe, Joe's is always doing
Speaker 1: this fucking horrible murder ship, and I wanted to so
Speaker 1: I have your basement doing horrible murder ship. But yeah,
Speaker 1: you're the murder Hog murderer. Yeah, okayd hug User. I
Speaker 1: don't know it was Spider Man at first. Then Sick
Speaker 1: did not go very well it doesn't normally for murder hug.
Speaker 1: It just ends up with a splatterka ready do you
Speaker 1: do you too want to hear something really dumb? Sure? Okay.
Speaker 1: So I went to watch this video and I could
Speaker 1: not hear it. I cranked up the volume and I
Speaker 1: could barely hear it. I thought, Man, this is a
Speaker 1: shitty video. Why are people so upset? I mean, can't
Speaker 1: God for the subtext on it? Because I can't hear
Speaker 1: ship had your headphones plugged in. I went in the
Speaker 1: next video and I'm like, wait, it's wait yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so this is a different It was the best quality
Speaker 1: video I could find. Is the mixer on it? Is?
Speaker 1: That would be like, that wouldn't be the worst, It'd
Speaker 1: be pretty. It just took you a half hour to
Speaker 1: record a thing, so I think it probably would be
Speaker 1: the worst. Stabbing the kind of funny in the like,
Speaker 1: Sorry Grove dot com, but you guys are getting a
Speaker 1: shitty sound quality version of this ad. Sorry, let's try something. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. All right, he can't be one up? No,
Speaker 1: I can't know. Go ahead, I won't. I won't want
Speaker 1: to be the last word. Okay, fine, turn this into
Speaker 1: an hour and a half. Can we please make it short? No,
Speaker 1: we're gonna an hour and a half. Flick a stretch,
Speaker 1: click a strap, we can stretch. Think in an hour
Speaker 1: and a half. I think we stripped this into minutes
Speaker 1: is great. Five minutes is what I'm expecting to get
Speaker 1: out of this. An hour and a half, we'll be painful.
Speaker 1: That would be everybody listening to the sopping sounds of
Speaker 1: Devin beating our heads in with hammers. It is just
Speaker 1: bamp squish, bamp squish, bamp squish, bamp squish. That's not
Speaker 1: actually what it sounds like, but it's just gonna be squish, squish, squish. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what she's done, is just walking on us that
Speaker 1: squish squeak, sqush squeak, because that's the floors of this place. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to an episode of Thinking Sideways, the podcast I
Speaker 1: Am Devin joined. They said, an episode that's actually not inaccurate.
Speaker 1: Guess it's fine, all right, never mind, I Am Devin
Speaker 1: joined annoyingly this week, like two of men who are
Speaker 1: pointing at each other. Pointer number one is Steve. I'm Joe,
Speaker 1: and we're not annoying. Now you are, damn you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just kidding, did you were they were they listeners? No,
Speaker 1: they knew of us. They had medicine at our table,
Speaker 1: and I had chatted with them later, but they had
Speaker 1: never actually listened to the show. But they recognized me. Well,
Speaker 1: look at it this way. At least it didn't cost
Speaker 1: him anything. Yeah, they had to. They had to take
Speaker 1: a cab rite anyway. I cost him an extra three dollars,
Speaker 1: I think, did you because you know the body feet Well,
Speaker 1: you're a ship head, I said, I was going to
Speaker 1: say a ship. Hell, I didn't. I didn't mean to
Speaker 1: say ship head. You're a ship heal, Okay, that's all right, Yeah, Devon,
Speaker 1: I'm ready when you let's get the finky on. Really
Speaker 1: hard not to just be like itching, yeah, please, I
Speaker 1: really don't want to hear. Yeah. Yeah, what is that?
Speaker 1: Devin is turned into a cat and she's currently scratching
Speaker 1: with the back of her neck with her left leg,
Speaker 1: so it's weird. Just I save it all up and
Speaker 1: call for a break, and you can scratch the ship
Speaker 1: out of yourself for thirty seconds. We can get the hose,
Speaker 1: we can spray you down. Actually it doesn't showers make
Speaker 1: it way. Well, I didn't say a shower. I meant
Speaker 1: the actual hose spray. Just saying like, what like any
Speaker 1: stimuli on it is just like even worse. How about
Speaker 1: you scratchy? Sure, okay, it's this sing working, it's this
Speaker 1: thing on. Nope, I guess not. We turned yours off.
Speaker 1: Jevin just never plugged in your cable the hot mic
Speaker 1: into this actually extra hot funny because he plugs the
Speaker 1: MIC's in. He just trolled himself. It's fine, I like
Speaker 1: told I just want to put a lot of extras
Speaker 1: and everything. I'm so sorry, it's it's irish. Hid watching
Speaker 1: another episode that touch in the Guck story is so
Speaker 1: hard hitting. Every one of them is like a personal
Speaker 1: punch in the gut. How long have you been working
Speaker 1: on that time? Going like thirty seconds? Yeah, ten hours,
Speaker 1: five years? Yeah, I just yeah, I'm working. I'm working
Speaker 1: on you know, a new podcast name for some reason,
Speaker 1: punching the gut. That sounds kind of good. Hey there,
Speaker 1: lord on my idea. Sorry, sorry, dumped the gun a
Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah, I think you might have just a
Speaker 1: little bit. Let's do it again, all right, that's what
Speaker 1: mermaids are. Yeah, I don't think that kind of are. Yeah,
Speaker 1: actually I could just I could just picture like the
Speaker 1: commercial campaign for that girl? What is girl? You're some
Speaker 1: kind of h two hologlog. That's right, and I'm proud
Speaker 1: of it. Okay, I'm ready. Yeah, hi there, welcome to
Speaker 1: another episode of Thinking Sideways. This week, I'm your host,
Speaker 1: Joe did what did you transition? Goddamn it? You leave
Speaker 1: me alone? That explains a lot, all right, Joan, let's go.
Speaker 1: I'm got to start from the very top here. All right, Well, okay,
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