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Speaker 1: Then Jebil Show on Demand. Would you pay thirteen hundred

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Speaker 1: the segment where we give you audio that you can

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Speaker 1: next Jeff Basos all because of the sound that we

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Speaker 1: have today for you to use. Your guaranteed yeh, as

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Speaker 1: billions of dollars. Maybe yep, yeah, probably not. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: you can go get the sound. Remember, if you use

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Speaker 1: sound for today. So let me get this straight. You've

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Speaker 1: But did you die. But but did you die? I

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Speaker 1: That's the sound you can get today on our social

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Speaker 1: social media. And that sounds like any conversation that could

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Speaker 1: time you've given time. Yeah. Absolutely, And it's like that

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Speaker 1: He said that. Okay, first of all, you guys can't

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Speaker 1: It was a bunch of male scientists who got together, like,

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Speaker 1: how do we explain to our wife's why we're such babies.

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Speaker 1: shame tolerance. Thank you, That's exactly what it is. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because women, they give birth right their body are made

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Speaker 1: I baby like that when I'm sick? Yeah? Really? Absolutely?

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Speaker 1: media at the Jewel Show. So let me get this straight.

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Speaker 1: But did you die? But but did you die? I

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Speaker 1: I'm at that dress, and I'm a Christian grass Now

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Speaker 1: and your phone Braank happens every single hour on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show. I'm sorry I didn't take you

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Speaker 1: Jewbil phone frame mornings. That's twenties. Hello, Hi there, this

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Speaker 1: You are? Hey? So yeah, I'm calling from the administrative

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Speaker 1: from your apartment. I don't know what to say. It's clean, okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: well what I've got here on my nose in front

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Speaker 1: don't know what a bathroom is. Excuse me, Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: going all over the floor and it's creating quite a smell.

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Speaker 1: And obviously we can't have that here. It's unhealthy and disgusting. Wait,

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Speaker 1: you think that I'm on my floor? Yes, I don't

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Speaker 1: think it. I pretty much know it. I've seen the

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Speaker 1: you know, obviously, I don't think I should need to

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Speaker 1: explain this, but our tenants can't be pooping on the

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Speaker 1: floor in their apartments. You need to be using the toilet, sir. No, dude,

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Speaker 1: I have a puppy like the floor, but I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to another one. We got another one, the old puppy.

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Speaker 1: Excuse the old I got a puppy excuse? All right, Well, then,

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Speaker 1: how do you explain the tests? What tests are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? Oh? Well, I'll have you know that my

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Speaker 1: maintenance guy, stew that I sent in there the other

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Speaker 1: it and it came back ninety four percent human. How

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Speaker 1: do you explain that, mister poopy pants? Dude, I don't

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Speaker 1: even know how much it cost to do those tests.

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Speaker 1: It is probably more than my rent. This is insane.

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Speaker 1: I have a problems with you guys since I moved in,

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Speaker 1: and now you're telling me I'm like scrapping on my

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Speaker 1: third time this month. Ste, that's a third time this month.

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Speaker 1: I have half of mine to fire. Okay, I am

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Speaker 1: so sorry about that. Well, we did get it tested.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're saying. Before that, I really

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Speaker 1: So he went to the bathroom on your floor, right

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Speaker 1: to get another sample from your carpet. Please, you have

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Speaker 1: Like you can't even just do guys. And he took

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Speaker 1: believe me that it's my new puppy. You know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to come down to your office and take

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Speaker 1: well then I'm gonna tell you the prank phone call

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Speaker 1: and your sister set you up. I got you, Nathan,

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Speaker 1: what this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing

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Speaker 1: us to mess with you? Oh my god. I I

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Speaker 1: would be interesting. The Jewel Show on demand, It's time

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Speaker 1: four of the Roses only on this Gibel Show. Colin

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Speaker 1: is on the phone today for a first date follow

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Speaker 1: up because he's getting ghosted by a woman named Miriam.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't know why. We don't know why either. Nobody

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Speaker 1: getting a call back from Miriam. But Colin, I'm just

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Speaker 1: And you're sure she's ghosting you? Oh? Absolutely absolutely. I

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Speaker 1: everything went out perfectly, but everything you know, Colin, you're English, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: pay for it? Um? That did sound nice? Um, I

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Speaker 1: Oh great, that's amazing. One day you're gonna be able

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Speaker 1: You kids have fun. Thanks see even my dogs this sight.

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Speaker 1: I got another day? All right? Yeah, knock it. The

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Speaker 1: has no idea who Jaden is. Don't have any friends

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Speaker 1: named Jayden, and so he's pretty sure that she's at

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Speaker 1: least talking to someone on Snapchat. It's named Aiden, and

421
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Speaker 1: that's not her boyfriend's name, because her boyfriend is on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now and his name is Terrence. And Terence,

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Speaker 1: are you ready to call her and see if she

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Speaker 1: is cheating? Let's do this you all right? And remember

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Speaker 1: she's been fighting with her phone company to try to

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Speaker 1: get her phone or taking off of like the marketing

427
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Speaker 1: calls and all that. So I'm gonna call from the

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Speaker 1: phone company and say sorry, we haven't been able to

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Speaker 1: get that done for you, and we feel bad. So oh,

430
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Speaker 1: I could even offer her like two months free service

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Speaker 1: or a discount or a discount on her service. She

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Speaker 1: would love to say sorry, that's a great thing to do.

433
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Speaker 1: I should be in customer service actually and offer to

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Speaker 1: send something to someone specially in her life and see

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Speaker 1: if she sends it to Terrence or someone else. All Right,

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Speaker 1: here we go. I'm gonna die the phone umber right now. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is have already call from looking to speak with Amanda.

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Speaker 1: This is her. Do you have a second? Do you

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Speaker 1: have a second to chat? Um? Sure? This is hey. Listen.

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Speaker 1: I know you've been trying to get your number on

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Speaker 1: a no call list and you've been having a heck

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Speaker 1: of a time, and we wanted to say that we're

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Speaker 1: doing all that we can and we want to resolve

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Speaker 1: this issue for you. Yeah, I get called like NonStop. Yeah,

445
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Speaker 1: super annoying. Yeah, I know, and we're trying to do

446
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Speaker 1: everything we can to get the issue resolved. In the meantime, though,

447
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Speaker 1: we would like to discount your monthly service and offer

448
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Speaker 1: to send a special gift to someone special in your life.

449
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Speaker 1: That's a whole lot of special right there. Wow. I've

450
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Speaker 1: been trying to get this solve for forever. I'm going

451
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Speaker 1: to this kind of okay, yeah, at least until we

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Speaker 1: get it figured out. You know. It's our way of

453
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Speaker 1: saying sorry. And thank you for being a good customer

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Speaker 1: and thank you for putting up with us that you're

455
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Speaker 1: doing that. Yeah, so you'll see from going forward, you'll

456
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Speaker 1: see a twenty percent discount for the next six months

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Speaker 1: on your phone bill. And as a special gift, we

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Speaker 1: also want to send flowers or um, you know, like

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Speaker 1: we can do edible arrangements too, to someone in your

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Speaker 1: life or you know, if it's for like a special

461
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Speaker 1: guy in your life. We do have all a whole

462
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Speaker 1: box of manly type lotions and things like that. We

463
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Speaker 1: call it a man basket. Personally, I hate the name,

464
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Speaker 1: but that's what they went with though. Yeah, that's funny.

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Speaker 1: The man basket seems like it gonna be a good option.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, you want the man basket, all right? So

467
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Speaker 1: what exactly comes in that? There's lotions, there's some really

468
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Speaker 1: cool shaving items in there, kind of like a guy's

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Speaker 1: grooming kit. I think that will work for who I

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Speaker 1: want to send this too. I can get this sent

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Speaker 1: out for you. All I'm gonna need is a name

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Speaker 1: and address and anything that you would like to put

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Speaker 1: on the card. And I should also note that this

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Speaker 1: is gonna come from you, so it doesn't look like

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Speaker 1: it's a free gift or something. It will look like

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Speaker 1: you just into yourself. Okay, um, that's cool. Um. The

477
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Speaker 1: name of the guy I'd like to send it to

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Speaker 1: is Jaden. Anything you want me to put on the

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Speaker 1: card then to Jaden? Uh yeah, I guess you could say,

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Speaker 1: can't wait until the next time we get the snuggle.

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Speaker 1: Your snuggles are the best XO XO Amanda. All right,

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Speaker 1: that's a little can't waiting for the next time you snuggle.

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Speaker 1: What's the actual what? What was that? What was that? Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's your boyfriend Terrence on the phone. This is actually

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. My name is Jewel and mine's Alex

486
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Speaker 1: and mind Devan and we do a segment on our

487
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Speaker 1: show where people can try to catch that significant other cheating.

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Speaker 1: And Terrence thought that you might be seeing someone named Jayden.

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Speaker 1: And it sounds like Terrence was right. I knew who jaded?

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Speaker 1: Uh huh, yeah, I'm here. I just I really don't

491
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Speaker 1: know what to say. I saw you get a snap

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Speaker 1: from someone named Jaden the other day, and I was

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Speaker 1: gonna ask you to explain it, but I guess I

494
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Speaker 1: I don't even need to now, right, Who's Who's who

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Speaker 1: Who's Dading? Come on the man? Who what? He's just

496
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 1: this guy? I just don't know what to say. Look,

497
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 1: you can just answer the question like you know. That's

498
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 1: not an answer. The least you could do is just

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Speaker 1: nobody the funny. He's nobody, He's nobody, nobody? Really sure?

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Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like nobody if you want to you

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Speaker 1: want to snuggle up to mister snuggle bear, if you

502
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 1: want any shot at saving it, I need to tell

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00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 1: me who? Who? Who is Dading? Okay? Baby? Just rely, no,

504
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 1: don't don't call me babe right now? Okay, you know

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Speaker 1: what a matter of fact, call me Terence. All right,

506
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 1: I'm okay, Okay, I deserve that. I'm sorry. I didn't

507
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:14,439
Speaker 1: mean too things just kind of happened, okay, how to happen?

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00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: It's still not an answer. Who is Jaden? He's just

509
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,880
Speaker 1: a guy in that online Okay? What does that even mean?

510
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 1: How Instagram pick? So? Why why don't you just break

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00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:33,159
Speaker 1: up with Terrence before you cheat on him? Do you

512
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 1: just say hinge like a dating app? You didn't even

513
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 1: mean to see and you're on a dating site? Is

514
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: your what? I know? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We should

515
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 1: have just broken up a while ago. Honestly, I just

516
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 1: I'm not ready to settle down, and you know, I

517
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 1: guess I'm I guess I'm just not ready. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Terrence. Wow, Okay, why I mean? I was happy?

519
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 1: But you know, yes, it's me to fire up Tender again.

520
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 1: Who maybe I'll even see your sake from there too. Swipe,

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00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 1: I'm done. Look, I'm done. I'll be staying at a

522
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Speaker 1: hotel until you pack up your Okay, Amanda, I'm sorry.

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00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: Did you say I'll even see your stink on Tender?

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Speaker 1: And then swipe left? No? He said right. If I

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00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: said right, I meant left and I was just I

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Speaker 1: was in a moment and you know, calor back back

527
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Speaker 1: fin me. I probably heard you said left. Well either way, man,

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00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that that that does suck. It sounds like

529
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 1: she has been done for a while though, and I

530
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: think you're right. Best just fire up Tender again, fire

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Speaker 1: it up, I thought back on there, and may you'll

532
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 1: find someone else who won't cheat on you with Will

533
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Speaker 1: Smith's kid. All right, thank you all. I knew it.

534
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 1: I knew it. I appreciate you. We'll take care and

535
00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:00,120
Speaker 1: everything will get better, trust me. Yea, yeah, we'll the

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show on demand. Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in the news,

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Speaker 1: they report the news. For Monday, May twenty third, twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh, and guess what everybody is

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00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 1: a bunch of lying liar liar pants is true. World's

541
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 1: full of lying liars. We're ashamed, liar, lying liars. Probably shamed.

542
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 1: We're just ashamed, I think so shameful. We'll tell you

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00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 1: what you've been lying about now, coming up in just

544
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Speaker 1: a second, But first let's meet the idiots. Well, I'm

545
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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh and go go Power Rangers. The red one, specifically,

546
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Speaker 1: we'll be spending his foreseeable future right in the slammer.

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00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 1: And I have why coming up in my story. That's

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Speaker 1: coming right up in my story. All right, Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: Christian Gray Snow and this mother of a toddler was

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Speaker 1: not saying I'm loving it after this reason incident. More

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00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 1: coming up on that in my story. That's coming up

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00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 1: in my story. I have no idea why I'm playing

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00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 1: with McDonald's. Also, I have no idea why, but mother

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Speaker 1: of a toddler sounded like a replacement for a customer.

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Speaker 1: Did I'm like, I want to start saying that mother

556
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Speaker 1: toddler todd a toddler? All right, story of the day

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Speaker 1: in the i Ndidiant News Network readers, they report the

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Speaker 1: news is, according to new study, everybody lies about how

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Speaker 1: much calories they intake every day. Oh yeah, I don't

560
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 1: get it. I have no idea if you eat a

561
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 1: lot of calories, just say it. Maybe they're just bad

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Speaker 1: at map. Well, that would be my problem. It wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be hard account calorie. They say the average person takes

564
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Speaker 1: off about nine hundred calories a day. What I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's pretty bad. I mean that's a lot of my

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Speaker 1: entire calories. I have five foot none and a council.

567
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: I don't get a lot of calories. Guy, Like, I

568
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 1: really have to watch myself because I'm five foot nothing. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and that's why if you meet anybody who's trying to

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Speaker 1: lose weight. There, I was like, I don't get it,

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Speaker 1: Like I eat like twelve calories a day. I don't

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Speaker 1: know a fact. I've been there and I'm not eating

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Speaker 1: twelve calories a day like twelve thousand. So there you go.

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Speaker 1: That's what people are lying about. Today. This is the

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Speaker 1: I NND Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in

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00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 1: the news, they report the news. For our next story,

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00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 1: let's send it on over to Alex Fresh, who's on

578
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Speaker 1: location with the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Yeah, there was

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Speaker 1: four colors. I didn't really watch. It wasn't one of

580
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 1: my favorite shows for school. It was full house for me, okay,

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Speaker 1: But the Power Rangers, however, the Red one, if you

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Speaker 1: guys know who it is, it was adjacent something something right. Well,

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00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 1: his house got rated in Texas and him and he

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Speaker 1: could find him off. He couldn't nor could his eighteen

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Speaker 1: persons because they got a search warrant and rated his house.

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Speaker 1: He was doing like a bunch of fraud for the

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Speaker 1: Small Business Protection Program for COVID and stuff like he

588
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 1: stole three point five million dollars wow, and a whole

589
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: bunch of other promiscuous stuff. So he's into some trouble.

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Speaker 1: Question for you, Yes, what is more sad being the

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Speaker 1: Red Power Ranger and then having your house rated because

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Speaker 1: you were defrauding the government with PPP loans or being

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Speaker 1: a part of the Red Power Rangers entourage. This is

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Speaker 1: the I n N The Idiot News Network, radiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news far. Next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let's send it over to the newest member of the

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Speaker 1: Red Powering Christian Grace and Oak. Congratulations, thanks, I like you.

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Speaker 1: I'm on location in Texas where a mother thought her

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Speaker 1: two year old son was using her phone to just

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Speaker 1: take some pictures, you know, she was letting him be distracted. Unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: he knows how to operate door dash and he had

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Speaker 1: ordered thirty one cheeseburgers from She got a text from

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Speaker 1: DoorDash you to how they'll give you updates on It

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Speaker 1: was like, hey, um, the arrival time is going to

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Speaker 1: be just a little bit later than we anticipated because

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Speaker 1: the size of the order. She was like, what's going on?

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Speaker 1: And then sure someone showed up with other over three dozen.

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Speaker 1: Though I was I want to commend her her son

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Speaker 1: only eight half of one because he's her baby. She

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Speaker 1: went on Facebook and gave them out to like kids

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Speaker 1: and stuff in the neighborhoods. I was like, that's pretty cute. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I just think it's crazy that this little toddler

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Speaker 1: has more luck with doordashton alexdone. Yeah, this kid actually

614
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Speaker 1: was able to get what he ordered and he's not

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Speaker 1: even a real person yet. Well that's all he had

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Speaker 1: back to you. Alex has the worst lovely paradis or

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Speaker 1: food in general. I just want to remind people, all right,

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Speaker 1: well that was the I n N THEIA News Network

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Speaker 1: radios are just in the news the News. Tune in tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: same time for another hard hitting report that that. That

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Speaker 1: was your game. Now it's like mixing that and this together,

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Speaker 1: a little bit of that. Yeah, this mother of a toddler.

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Speaker 1: If you want to follow the show, you knew it

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Speaker 1: at the Jewels Show, follow us all on social media

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Speaker 1: at the Jewels Show, follow us all individually. I'm at

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Speaker 1: Jewel Fresh, I'm at that come out right Christian Gray

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Speaker 1: Snow and your phone prank happens every single hour on

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00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: the twenties. The next one is coming up in just

629
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 1: a few minutes, you mother of a toddlers. It's a

630
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 1: Jewel Show, the Jewels Show on demand. It's another jubile

631
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 1: phone frame. Heyday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey, how

632
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: are you? I'm I'm looking for Jeremy. Yeah, this is him. Hey, neighbor, Hi,

633
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 1: I don't think we've ever met. Names Pete Aikins and

634
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:28,040
Speaker 1: I live a few farmers down from you. Okay, how

635
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 1: can I help you? So? Hey, I um got some

636
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: packages and some mail supposed to be delivered to you

637
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: delivered to my casa. Oh my god. Yeah, it's been

638
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 1: happening all the time. Everybody in the complex has been

639
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 1: setting my mail. I have no idea why that is.

640
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 1: But um, so, how did you get my number? By

641
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,239
Speaker 1: the way, Oh, it's easy. It's some of your credit

642
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 1: card statement there. Do you open my mail? Well? Yeah,

643
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 1: he was delivered to my place. I didn't know what

644
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 1: to do. I didn't know whose it was. I went

645
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 1: ahead and opened it up, and I figured out I

646
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,439
Speaker 1: looked at it that I was legal, by the way,

647
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 1: and that's highly confidential. It has my name and my

648
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 1: address on Yeah, you're not to do that. Yeah, I

649
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,800
Speaker 1: guess I could have just walked down and knocked on

650
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: your door. Huh, but I live. Yeah? What was your

651
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:23,280
Speaker 1: name again, Pete? And where do you live? What? Apartment?

652
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 1: Just a few apartments down? Yet, I don't know if

653
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: I actually want to tell you exactly where, because you

654
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: don't sound very happy with me. Okay, I'm gonna find out,

655
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna handle this with the apartment and the police,

656
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:39,280
Speaker 1: because that is totally unacceptable. You could have just taken

657
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: the mail like everybody else does and handed it to me. Okay, well,

658
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,359
Speaker 1: you know I didn't think about that, and that's why.

659
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,400
Speaker 1: You know, one thing, I'm really glad that I was

660
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 1: able to connect, because I do want to give you

661
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 1: your mail, and I also want to kind of you know,

662
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,320
Speaker 1: I'm a financial analyst and I want to go for

663
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,720
Speaker 1: some of your spending habits because I think this credit

664
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,879
Speaker 1: card bills less like a credit card bills as thick

665
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: as a bible stop. You are crazy? Okay, do you

666
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 1: understand that is not normal behavior. I mean, I don't

667
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:08,920
Speaker 1: think you should be talking to your one of your

668
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 1: shirt buddies like that buddy shirt buddy a shirt, twin pants,

669
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 1: twin two. What are you talking about? What? What well saying?

670
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:21,319
Speaker 1: Because I got your packages at my house, opened up

671
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: your mail to get your phone numbers, so your credit

672
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: card bill, and then I was looking and then there

673
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:28,800
Speaker 1: was also are you well? I was I wanted to

674
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 1: see how clothes that costs as much as you spent

675
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,439
Speaker 1: on him feel And I took it out and would

676
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 1: you know, we're the same size exactly, And I gotta say.

677
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 1: The stuff you got is nice anyway, I folded it

678
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 1: backed up and it's in the bag. You are paying

679
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 1: for those clothes. Okay, you're paying for those. Now there's yours.

680
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 1: Now you're paying. I guess, yeah, I guess I should

681
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: probably pay for some of them because I did have it. Okay,

682
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,919
Speaker 1: full disclosure. I had a hot date and I didn't

683
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 1: have any clothes that I thought were cool enough, and

684
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 1: so I put on one of the outfits you got,

685
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: and guess what, oh my, it sealed the deal. I'm

686
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 1: gonna get you know what, I'm gonna go ahead and

687
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: keep that, um you know that outfit. I'll pay you

688
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 1: for it, that outfit that I wore on the date,

689
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 1: because I don't think you're gonna want to get that back,

690
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 1: because I got that one rather dirty in a good way,

691
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 1: in a good way. But I don't think you're gonna

692
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:22,839
Speaker 1: want those clothes back at all. I don't want any

693
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 1: of those clothes back. And I'm gonna show you for

694
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:29,320
Speaker 1: going through my nail, and the judge will sentence to

695
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 1: you for maximum one to three years. Okay, I know

696
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 1: my law. Wow, all that you can get all that

697
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 1: for just doing a prank phone call that seems rather harsh.

698
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 1: What Yeah, that seems like a big, big sentence for

699
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 1: a prank phone call, because this is actually Jewel from

700
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and

701
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 1: your roommate. Quinn say you Oh my god, Oh my god,

702
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 1: are you serious? Yeah, it's a joke. He said that

703
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: you've been getting mail delivered all over your apartment complex

704
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,040
Speaker 1: and you were complaining about not getting some clothes and

705
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:05,320
Speaker 1: stuff the other day. Oh my gosh, do you know

706
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 1: for real where my clothes are? Oh? The ones you order? Yeah,

707
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: I'm wearing him right now, shirt buddy? Oh my god?

708
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 1: Did you will show on demand? First? Terrence is on

709
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 1: the phone today for a War of the Roses to

710
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,840
Speaker 1: catch a cheater, and I guess he thinks that his

711
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 1: girlfriend of a year and a half, Amanda, is seeing

712
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,160
Speaker 1: something else. All I know is he thinks that his

713
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:35,919
Speaker 1: girlfriend cheating on him. Terrence, is it with another person? Yeah?

714
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:39,359
Speaker 1: I mean I think so? Yeah, Okay, all right, that's

715
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,279
Speaker 1: really so he thinks that she's seeing someone else. Why

716
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,879
Speaker 1: do you think that your girlfriend might be got you? Terrence? Yeah,

717
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 1: what's going on is my girlfriend's on a snapchat and

718
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 1: I had no idea, no idea. Yeah, I mean if

719
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,840
Speaker 1: she never had it before, and so it did, she

720
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 1: never have it and now she just downloaded it? Is that?

721
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying before? I've never seen it before.

722
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 1: And then one day I saw a notification from someone

723
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 1: who snapchatter okay, and you know his name was Jaden? Oh,

724
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:14,320
Speaker 1: and name Jaden? Oh? Okay? Did you ask her about it? No?

725
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 1: But I wanted to, like so bad, but I just

726
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 1: I could just see that going the wrong way. You know,

727
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 1: I'd rather do it this way so that if you

728
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 1: know it's innocent, then then I can just move on.

729
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,840
Speaker 1: You know. So, are you kind of scared of getting

730
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 1: the answer that she is cheating? Then she's not gonna

731
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 1: tell him? Yeah? Well, I mean she might though if

732
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 1: you if you catch her out like that, nah, I

733
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 1: mean I doubt it. If you're cheating, you're probably not

734
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 1: gonna be like hey, you like Terence is gonna go

735
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: hey babe, um, why did you download Snapchat? All of

736
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 1: a sudden, who's Jaden? And she's like, well, I'm cheating

737
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: with a gun. It's probably not gonna happen. And I

738
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 1: could see that turning into an argument I guess I

739
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: see what you mean. Like, if you do it this way,

740
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 1: then you have like if you find out if she

741
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: is or isn't cheating, right, then you have proof that

742
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 1: she is, so you don't have to worry about like

743
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 1: believing her if she's lying or getting in a fight.

744
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 1: And then if it isn't it something cool you get

745
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:10,439
Speaker 1: to not worry about that, right exactly? Yeah, all right cool?

746
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:13,320
Speaker 1: So and then and that's it. Though, she all of

747
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 1: a sudden has Snapchat on her phone, and you said, well,

748
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,160
Speaker 1: I guess that's enough far, that'd be enough for me.

749
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,359
Speaker 1: All of a sudden you download Snapchat. We've been together,

750
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 1: you've been together for a year and a half, right,

751
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, she download the Snapchat, downloads Snapchat,

752
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: and then you see a notification from the some dude

753
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 1: named Jaden that she's snapping. I would have questions. Well,

754
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 1: and you know why else it shady too? Is because

755
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 1: Snapchat like it erases everything on this unless you screen

756
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 1: showed it. Yeah, that's probably why she wants to use it, right, great, Yeah,

757
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 1: all kinds of shade going on. Um, we ask everybody

758
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 1: this question if they want to do a worth of

759
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 1: roads to catch a cheater. Did you think of a

760
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 1: way to call her that won't seem suspect? Yeah, you

761
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: know the only thing that I could think of is that,

762
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 1: you know, she got a new phone number a few

763
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 1: years ago, and she has been trying to get that

764
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:01,320
Speaker 1: number on a no call list. You know, she's complained

765
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 1: sam calls exactly. Yeah, she gets them all the time,

766
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,399
Speaker 1: you know, So they've been going up for me lately.

767
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 1: I get so many scam likelies because every number has

768
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:14,839
Speaker 1: been like recycled. Yes, right, So one time I'm gonna

769
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm gonna answer the phone and it's

770
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 1: going to actually be a guy going, hey, is this scam?

771
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 1: Likely been trying to get a hold of you forever,

772
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 1: but you've been yeah, Um, okay, So she's been trying

773
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 1: to get her number on some kind of one of

774
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 1: those do not call this number list so that she'll

775
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 1: stop getting spam calls. Yeah, but it hasn't been working yet.

776
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 1: So maybe you can just call from their you know,

777
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: customer service, Oh, from scam likelies customers or the I

778
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 1: think he means a phone company, but I would like

779
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 1: to be scam. Maybe I could call it scam. Likely

780
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: I could call it scam likely. That would be pretty good.

781
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 1: That would be hilarious. No, I think I get what

782
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 1: you mean. You want me to call from like her phone,

783
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 1: like right a phone company, say sorry that we haven't

784
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,760
Speaker 1: been able to get her all her number completely cleared

785
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: off the no call list so that she's not getting

786
00:42:58,080 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: spam calls. And then I can offer her a man

787
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:02,359
Speaker 1: box or a man basket to send to a man

788
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 1: in her life. That's a terrible name, but I'll think

789
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:05,560
Speaker 1: of a better name. We'll play a song and then

790
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,120
Speaker 1: don't think of a better name than a man basket,

791
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,879
Speaker 1: and see if she sends it to you or someone else.

792
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 1: What do you think? Okay, yeah, that sounds like it

793
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:13,759
Speaker 1: will work. Okay, cool, All right, we'll play a song,

794
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 1: come back, and then we'll call her and see if

795
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 1: she sends her man box or basket or man crate.

796
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: I'll figure out a name, like I said, we'll see

797
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 1: if she sends it to you or to someone else.

798
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 1: All right, we'll do next. It's a jewel show ran

799
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: in the middle of war the Roses to catch a

800
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 1: cheeter if you're just joining us. Terence is on the

801
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 1: phone and he's pretty sure that his girlfriend, Amanda is

802
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 1: seeing someone else all because of Snapchat. Oh no, they've

803
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 1: been together for a year and a half, and I

804
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 1: guess he noticed the other day that she just out

805
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 1: of the blue hat snapchat on her phone and then

806
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 1: saw a notification from I think it might be Jaden Smith,

807
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 1: But Terrence saw a snap from some dude named Jayden.

808
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,879
Speaker 1: He has no idea who Jaden is, don't have any

809
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 1: friends named Jayden, and so he's pretty sure that she's

810
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: at least talking to someone on Snapchat. It's named Jayden,

811
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 1: And that's not her boyfriend's name, because her boyfriend is

812
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:03,319
Speaker 1: on the phone right now and his name is Terrence.

813
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 1: And Terrence, are you ready to call her and see

814
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 1: if she is cheating? Let's do this see you all right?

815
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 1: And remember she's been fighting with her phone company to

816
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 1: try to get her phone or taking off of like

817
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: the marketing calls and all that. So I'm gonna call

818
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: from the phone company and say sorry, we haven't been

819
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:20,799
Speaker 1: able to get that done for you, and we feel bad.

820
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 1: So oh, I could even offer her like two months

821
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: free service or a discount on her a discount on

822
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 1: her service. She would love to say sorry. That's a

823
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 1: great thing to do. I should be in customer service

824
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 1: actually and offer to send something to someone specially in

825
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: her life and see if she sends it to Terrence

826
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,359
Speaker 1: or someone else. All right, here we go. I'm gonna

827
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: die the phone umber right now. Hello. Hi, this is

828
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 1: have already calling from looking to speak with Amanda. This

829
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 1: is her. Do you have a second? Do you have

830
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:10,760
Speaker 1: a second to chat? Um? Sure? This is hey. Listen.

831
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 1: I know you've been trying to get your number on

832
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 1: a no call list and you've been having a heck

833
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:19,359
Speaker 1: of a time, and we wanted to say that we're

834
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 1: doing all that we can and we want to resolve

835
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:26,359
Speaker 1: this issue for you. Yeah. I get called like NonStop. Yeah,

836
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 1: super annoying. Yeah, I know, and we're trying to do

837
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 1: everything we can to get the issue resolved. In the meantime, though,

838
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,879
Speaker 1: we would like to discount your monthly service and offer

839
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 1: to send a special gift to someone special in your life.

840
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 1: That's a whole lot of special right there. Wow. I've

841
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,959
Speaker 1: been trying to get this solve for forever. I'm getting

842
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 1: this kind of okay, yeah, at least until we get

843
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,439
Speaker 1: it figured out. You know. It's our way of saying

844
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 1: sorry and thank you for being a good customer and

845
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:58,839
Speaker 1: thank you for putting up with us that you're doing that. Yeah,

846
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 1: so you'll see from going forward, you'll see a twenty

847
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 1: percent discount for the next six months on your phone bill.

848
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: And as a special gift, we also want to send

849
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:12,919
Speaker 1: flowers or um. You know, like we can do edible

850
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 1: arrangements too, to someone in your life or you know,

851
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:18,319
Speaker 1: if it's for like a special guy in your life.

852
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 1: We do have all a whole box of manly type

853
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: lotions and things like that. We call it a man basket. Personally,

854
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 1: I hate the name, but that's what they went with though. Yeah,

855
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 1: that's funny. The man basket seems like it would be

856
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:35,840
Speaker 1: a good option. Oh okay, you want the man basket,

857
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 1: all right? So what exactly comes in that? There's lotions,

858
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 1: there's some really cool shaving items in there, kind of

859
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: like a guy's grooming kit. I think that will work

860
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 1: for who I want to send this too. I can

861
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: get this sent out for you. All I'm gonna need

862
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 1: is a name and an address and anything that you

863
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,400
Speaker 1: would like to put on the card. And I should

864
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: also note that this is going to come from you,

865
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 1: so it doesn't look like it's a free gift or something.

866
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 1: It will look like you just into yourself. Okay, um,

867
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 1: that's cool. The name of the guy I'd like to

868
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 1: send it to is Jaden. Anything you want me to

869
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 1: put on the card then to Jaden? Uh yeah, I

870
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:21,840
Speaker 1: guess you'd say, can't wait until the next time we

871
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:26,920
Speaker 1: get the snuggle. Your snuggles are the best. XO XO Amanda.

872
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:32,399
Speaker 1: All right, that's a little can't waiting for the next

873
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:37,840
Speaker 1: time you snuggle. What's the actual what? What was that?

874
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:42,840
Speaker 1: What was that? Oh, that's your boyfriend Terrence on the phone.

875
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 1: This is actually the Jewel Show. My name is Jewel

876
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 1: and mine's Alex and minds Devan and we do a

877
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 1: segment on our show where people can try to catch

878
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 1: that significant other cheating. And Terrence thought that you might

879
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 1: be seeing someone named Jaden. And it sounds like Terrence

880
00:47:54,239 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 1: was right. I knew who was jaded. Uh huh, yeah,

881
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 1: I'm here. I just I really don't know what to say.

882
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,280
Speaker 1: I saw you get a snap from someone named Jayden

883
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 1: the other day, and I was gonna ask you to

884
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 1: explain it, but I guess I I don't even need

885
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: to now, right, Who's Who's who? Who is Dading, Come

886
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 1: on the man, what he's just this guy? I just

887
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 1: don't know what to say. I look, you can just

888
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 1: answer the question like you know. That's not an answer.

889
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 1: The least you could do is just nobody the fun

890
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 1: He's nobody. He's nobody. Nobody really sure it doesn't sound

891
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 1: like nobody. If you want to, you want to snuggle

892
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,879
Speaker 1: up to mister snuggle bear, if you want any shot

893
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 1: at saving it, I need you to tell me who? Who?

894
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:56,520
Speaker 1: Who is Vaden? Okay, babe, just RELI no, those don't

895
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 1: call me babe right now? Okay, you know what a

896
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 1: matter of fact, call me parents, all right. I'm okay, okay,

897
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 1: I deserve that. I'm sorry. I didn't mean too things

898
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:14,439
Speaker 1: just kind of happened, Okay, howd to happen? It's still

899
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 1: not an answer. Who is Jading? He's just a guy

900
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 1: in that online Okay? What does that even mean? How

901
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:29,399
Speaker 1: Instagram pickcock? And so why why don't you just break

902
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 1: up with Terrence before you cheat on him? Do you

903
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:37,279
Speaker 1: just say hinge like a dating ass you didn't even

904
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 1: need to see and you're on a dating site? Is

905
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 1: your what? I know? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We should

906
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 1: have just broken up a while ago. Honestly, I just

907
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 1: I'm not ready to settle down, and you know, I

908
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:56,319
Speaker 1: guess I'm I guess I'm just not ready. I'm so sorry.

909
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Terrence. Wow, Okay, Well, I mean I was

910
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: a people get you know, guess it's me to fire

911
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 1: up tender again. Maybe I'll even see your think from

912
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 1: there too. Swipe lad, I'm done. Look, I'm done. I'll

913
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:14,799
Speaker 1: be staying at a hotel until you pack up your Okay, Amanda,

914
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:19,360
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Did you say I'll even see your stink

915
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: on tender and then swipe left? No, he said swipe right. Well,

916
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: if I said right, I meant left and I was

917
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 1: just I was in a moment and you know, color back,

918
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 1: car back find me. I probably heard you you said left.

919
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 1: Well either way, man, I'm sorry that that that does suck.

920
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 1: It sounds like she has been done for a while though,

921
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 1: And I think you're right. That's just fire up tender again.

922
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:46,319
Speaker 1: Fire it up back on there, and may you'll find

923
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:49,359
Speaker 1: someone else who won't cheat on you with Will Smith's kid.

924
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 1: All right, thank you all. I knew it. I knew it.

925
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,799
Speaker 1: I appreciate you. We'll take care and everything will get better.

926
00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 1: Trust me. Yea, yeah, we'll please, did you bills on demand?

927
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 1: Jewels Dirty Little Secret? Hello? Hello, Hey, what's up? It's

928
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:27,439
Speaker 1: the Jewels Show. Yes, I can't ask your name because

929
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,399
Speaker 1: everybody remains anonymous for the Dirty Little Secret. But we're

930
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 1: calling you because you have a Dirty Little Secret. So

931
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:37,400
Speaker 1: what is it? That's right? Well? So, well, I don't know.

932
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure you've probably typically see this or

933
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 1: war when you're going to get eggs, or after you've

934
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 1: bought some and you've gotten home, you're like, damn, these

935
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 1: eggs are cracking. Like I feel like that's somewhat common

936
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 1: where every once in a while, there'll be some in

937
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,880
Speaker 1: the section that are cracking, some aren't. Well, the Dirty

938
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:56,840
Speaker 1: Little here it is. I just like to break eggs

939
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 1: in cartons at the store, and I would just like

940
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 1: to leave them there and slee Wait wait, okay, it's

941
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: like evil. You like to break eggs at the grocery store. Well,

942
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 1: it's not evil. It's for my own personal enjoyment. I

943
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 1: need that section. I go to the next section to

944
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 1: go get my other food. But you know, obviously in

945
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,320
Speaker 1: a place that's visible, and I just go through and

946
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:22,319
Speaker 1: I watch all these people either they check in, they

947
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 1: they find out, or all of a sudden they go

948
00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 1: to grab them and yolk leaves all the leaks all

949
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 1: over them. Ridiculous, it's real, rich, It's great. And do

950
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 1: you like laugh watching this? Do you just get entertainment

951
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 1: out of people's And I know what you guys are thinking.

952
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 1: You're like, what kind of person would do that? And

953
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 1: I beg to say that if you haven't done it,

954
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 1: and you did do it, then you would probably be like,

955
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:53,920
Speaker 1: you know what, this is awesome. All right, we'll have

956
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,960
Speaker 1: to give it a shot. And thank you for telling us.

957
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:57,319
Speaker 1: You're diring a little secret. I might have a new

958
00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:00,839
Speaker 1: hobby now. I used to always poke my fingers into

959
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 1: the soft bread. I'm sorry, what when, Well, that's a

960
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: little secret. That guy was talking about how he breaks

961
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:10,319
Speaker 1: eggs at the grocery store. And until probably way too

962
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:11,759
Speaker 1: late in my life, I used to walk down the

963
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 1: bread aisle. If I ever walked down the bread aisle,

964
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:16,319
Speaker 1: and I would just poke my fingers. It just felt good.

965
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,400
Speaker 1: But I don't do that anymore. Your own bread, and

966
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 1: do it to your own bread. I do now, I

967
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 1: do now, I only now I've never seen that well,

968
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 1: I haven't poked bread in a while. I don't eat

969
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:28,799
Speaker 1: that much bread anymore. To put your fingers and things

970
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:32,160
Speaker 1: that belong to you, do you guys do anything weird

971
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 1: at the grocery store, like that dude or me? I

972
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 1: mean I thought I was weird just going around to

973
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 1: all the sample stations at Costco like three times each

974
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 1: they saw you. Costco doesn't team less. Costco doesn't really

975
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,239
Speaker 1: do samples anymore since COVID. Yeah, they should do toilet paper.

976
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:49,799
Speaker 1: It's I could take a home in very good point.

977
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,719
Speaker 1: What if they did sampling for toilet papers? So just

978
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:54,840
Speaker 1: run right back here in the restroom. Try, don't let

979
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 1: us know what you think. I wasn't thinking run to

980
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 1: the restroom. I was thinking, just like everything else, it's

981
00:53:58,040 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 1: right there. You just take it down the always YouTube

982
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 1: when you're just testing to drop your brushes right here.

983
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 1: I just remember being like when I was a kid,

984
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:07,239
Speaker 1: they used to have these like cupon dispensers and all

985
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:10,359
Speaker 1: the aisles, you know, pull them out. They don't really though. Yeah,

986
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:12,320
Speaker 1: I used to get all those little cupons and pretend

987
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 1: they were playing tickets because I hated in my hometown

988
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 1: as a kid, Christian just was at the grocery store,

989
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 1: just like I want to leave so bad. I need

990
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 1: to get to La. I'm not listening, love you, mom.

991
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 1: I loved it when they put the coupons in those

992
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 1: little things that would dispensers. They rarely have them now,

993
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 1: but you would walk by them and they had coupons

994
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 1: that hang out when you pluck it out, and then

995
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 1: a little red light would flash and none to come

996
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 1: out right out there. So much my mom used to

997
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 1: get so mad at me when I would take them out.

998
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 1: I would just kept taking them out. Every time I

999
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:46,839
Speaker 1: would go buy one, I'd just take one out to yeah,

1000
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 1: and she would get so mad at me. That's literally

1001
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,719
Speaker 1: the point. Yeah. I would see parents all the time

1002
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:53,080
Speaker 1: getting mad at their kids for that, just being like,

1003
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:55,320
Speaker 1: stop taking the coupons out of their It was this

1004
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 1: store is bad. Like how many kids are in that story?

1005
00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:58,840
Speaker 1: Do you think that they're not going to do that?

1006
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 1: What are kids supposed to do? O wise? What do

1007
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,400
Speaker 1: you expect? It's one of the most boringous places as

1008
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 1: a kid, right, it actually is. Yea, at least you're

1009
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 1: grabbing coupons instead of just throwing things in the cart.

1010
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 1: When your parents don't notice. Yes, can I have this?

1011
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 1: Speaking of it being bring, I will say the grocery

1012
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:15,960
Speaker 1: store is still to this day Moby's favorite space on Mars.

1013
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 1: I hate I would rather, I would actually rather have

1014
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 1: a medical operation done go to the grocery store. I

1015
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 1: have been to this grocery store one time in the

1016
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 1: past three years. Good for you it I hate it too.

1017
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 1: So my kids died forgot to feed people. Text in

1018
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 1: four one six one, what's a weird thing that you

1019
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:37,800
Speaker 1: do at the grocery store? Then Jebil Show on Demand,

1020
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 1: then Jewil Show on Demand. He's got a text in

1021
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:42,879
Speaker 1: at four one o six one says my wrong move

1022
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:45,800
Speaker 1: for wrong Move Monday was I watched an old episode

1023
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 1: of wild Out with Nick Cannon the other day and

1024
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 1: now I think I'm pregnant. It's the wrong Move Monday,

1025
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 1: the segment where we make you feel better about your

1026
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:59,359
Speaker 1: Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good,

1027
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 1: very bad to decisions. Nick Cannon, if you didn't know,

1028
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 1: he's getting everybody pregnant. But yeah, I mean, if you've

1029
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:07,919
Speaker 1: even heard about the story, you're probably pregnant from from him. Listen,

1030
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,839
Speaker 1: the child support is gonna be a good girl though. Yeah,

1031
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 1: oh yeah, enjoy it. He's on his eighth child eight

1032
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:16,480
Speaker 1: eight kids from Nick Cannon child. It's like the sixties,

1033
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 1: back when people used to have like twelve kids just

1034
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 1: because for fun. So he has eight children with seven

1035
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:24,720
Speaker 1: women because he has twins with someone. Wow. Well, actually

1036
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 1: he has two sets of funds. So five women. There

1037
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 1: you go. If you think your monday's bad, do you

1038
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 1: have eight kids? No, you might have to take one

1039
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:36,719
Speaker 1: kid in school today. But now your Monday feels great,

1040
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 1: doesn't it. You got one kid, there are a lot

1041
00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:41,280
Speaker 1: of work. Imagine being Nick Cannon. He needs to wile

1042
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:46,239
Speaker 1: it back in his pants. Yeah, thinking of that. Follows

1043
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Speaker 1: up eight and eight three, four, three one or six

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Speaker 1: one text in four one or six one it's wrong

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00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 1: move Monday. Feel better about your Monday by hearing about

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00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:55,360
Speaker 1: other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions. Hayley,

1047
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,440
Speaker 1: what's your wrong move? Okay? So this is this a

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Speaker 1: good one? Um? I So I'm a nurse and the

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00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:05,799
Speaker 1: one color that we usually wear is white or green,

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00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:07,520
Speaker 1: and of course you know I don't want to wear

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00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 1: green scrubs, so I usually wear white and on my

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00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 1: way to work, I end up going to Starbucks and

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00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 1: I got one of those green Macho lattes man. Right

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00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 1: when I walked in the door. I filled it all

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Speaker 1: over at Crotch, Oh, the worst place, those things staying

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00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:30,120
Speaker 1: like I was losing a green. Yeah. Wow. They're like,

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Speaker 1: are you a nurse or a patient? Yeah? You walk

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00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 1: through the arms and somebody's sitting on our green. He's like,

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Speaker 1: I have what she has. That's what I have. Yeah,

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00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 1: And everyone looked at me like I smelled, but I didn't.

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00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 1: It's all good, you know, Hey, go doesn't take a smell.

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00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:46,600
Speaker 1: They're like, check it out out there yet you can

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00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:50,920
Speaker 1: draw an hr. No, it's give it a sniff, all right,

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Speaker 1: see you later. Match. What a great name though, honestly, yeah,

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00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 1: sorry about that. It's not a std It's just I

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00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:04,200
Speaker 1: got macha on macrocha, not like mucho, like a lot. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if that happened to you a work Okay. It's Wrong

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Speaker 1: Move Monday, this segment where we make you feel better

1069
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:12,960
Speaker 1: about your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible,

1070
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. Listen to Wrong Move Monday

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00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:18,040
Speaker 1: every single week. At this time, we just talked to

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Speaker 1: one of our listeners who wants to make you feel

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00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:21,840
Speaker 1: better about your Monday. Because she works as a nurse

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00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 1: so has to wear white scrubs, and one day she

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00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 1: spilled macha all over a crotch and everybody was looking

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00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:28,080
Speaker 1: at her like, what is wrong with you? Yikes? And

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00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 1: you know from that point on, she's probably referred to

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Speaker 1: as machakratch absolutely work for the rest of her life.

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00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:36,560
Speaker 1: I hope they put it on her name badge and everything. Nurse.

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Speaker 1: There you go. How's your Monday going? Probably a lot better? Right?

1081
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:41,360
Speaker 1: Did you get pregnant by Nick Cannon over the weekend

1082
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:42,960
Speaker 1: and now you're having his ninth baby? Yes you did,

1083
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:47,440
Speaker 1: but somebody out there didn't and the person that did, congratulations,

1084
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 1: your Monday is pretty good. Or did you spill macha

1085
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:51,480
Speaker 1: on your crotch at work and now for the rest

1086
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:52,880
Speaker 1: of your life you have to be known as Macha

1087
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:56,480
Speaker 1: It's wrong move Monday. Feel better about your Monday by

1088
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 1: hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions.

1089
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 1: Here's another thing. Are you being sued by Costco today

1090
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 1: for millions and millions of dollars because of a wrong

1091
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 1: move that you made? Probably not. Somebody is though, all

1092
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:13,760
Speaker 1: because of a parody Twitter account. They have a parody

1093
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 1: Costco Twitter account, and they claim that for the first

1094
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:19,439
Speaker 1: time in almost forty years, Costco was raising the price

1095
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 1: of their in store hot dog and drink combo. Yeah,

1096
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:24,400
Speaker 1: there's normally a dollar fifty right for the hot dog

1097
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:26,280
Speaker 1: and the drink at Costco. Everybody knows that. Everybody gets

1098
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:28,520
Speaker 1: super pumped up for that, that and the pizza. Anyway,

1099
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:30,920
Speaker 1: this parody account tweeted that they were bumping it up

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Speaker 1: to two dollars and fifty cents due to inflation, and

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00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:36,560
Speaker 1: that's a lot. Because of that wrong move, which was

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00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:42,360
Speaker 1: a joke from a parody account, Costco's stock tanked. Their

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00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:46,120
Speaker 1: stock plummeted. They actually have grounds for a loss in

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Speaker 1: the actual stock market. Yeah, their stock plummeted. And guess what,

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00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:52,560
Speaker 1: people finally figured out that it was a joke. Their

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Speaker 1: stock has not recovered because of that. Yeah, goodness, that's

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00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:01,680
Speaker 1: actually really bad, really bad, really bad. They're gonna find

1108
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Speaker 1: out who it was. Oh, absolutely, that's a very bad

1109
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Speaker 1: wrong move. So there you go, Twitter account. How's your

1110
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Speaker 1: Monday going? It's wrong move Monday. The segment where we

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Speaker 1: make you feel better about your Monday by hearing about

1112
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:14,720
Speaker 1: other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions over

1113
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 1: the weekend. Did you get pregnant by Nick Cannon? Yes,

1114
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Speaker 1: yes you did, but there's somebody out there who didn't

1115
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Speaker 1: and they're having a good Monday. Or did you still

1116
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Speaker 1: match on your crotch at work and now for the

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Speaker 1: rest of your life you're known as matcha crot show

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Speaker 1: or on the office place? Or is Costco suing you

1119
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:30,960
Speaker 1: because you made a joke tweet and plummeted their stock

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Speaker 1: and now they want their money back? Yeah? Yeah, probably not.

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Speaker 1: Monday's looking pretty good, isn't it? Wrong move Monday? Listen

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01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,120
Speaker 1: to every single Monday at this time. Feel better about

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01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:43,480
Speaker 1: your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good,

1124
01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 1: very bad decision. You can always hit us up on

1125
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 1: social media with your stories, and maybe you can be

1126
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:49,320
Speaker 1: on the show one day telling everybody about your wrong

1127
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 1: move at the Jewel Show follow all of us individually.

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Speaker 1: I'm a jewel fresh at that dres and I'm a

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Speaker 1: Christian Grace now and your phone brank happens every single

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Speaker 1: hour on the twenties. Your next one is coming up

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Speaker 1: in just a few minutes. It's the Jewel Show and

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Speaker 1: that was wrong. Move mondays. Then Jewels Show on Demand