1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 1: A twenty year study just came out. Okay, and this 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:06,600 Speaker 1: is something I've been waiting years for on this show 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:10,040 Speaker 1: because they finally figured out the one thing you need 4 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:14,560 Speaker 1: to do every day that's scientifically proven to make you happier. 5 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:16,920 Speaker 2: I'm okay this, and. 6 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 1: I can't wait to tell our audience because I think 7 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:19,800 Speaker 1: you're all gonna be blown away. 8 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:23,599 Speaker 2: It's gonna change all our lives instantly. If this is 9 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:26,520 Speaker 2: leading into like loosen to Brook and Jeffrey like. 10 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,440 Speaker 1: It's not that the one thing that you need to 11 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:37,080 Speaker 1: do is oh no, what what we're late? I wish 12 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:40,720 Speaker 1: I had time to tell you about what we don't know? 13 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:41,680 Speaker 2: What's gonna be happy? 14 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:42,560 Speaker 3: And it's all your fault. 15 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,880 Speaker 2: You gotta do w CII wish clip is it? It 16 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,640 Speaker 2: would have taken five seconds. 17 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:50,520 Speaker 1: Time viral sound bites and only enough time to play 18 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:50,879 Speaker 1: one of them. 19 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:52,479 Speaker 2: We're gonna get right into your choices. 20 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,480 Speaker 1: Option one is a twenty six second clip of a 21 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:58,960 Speaker 1: school official announcing a snow day by wrapping along to 22 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 1: the Fresh Prince of bel Air. 23 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:03,440 Speaker 2: Theme song boy or. 24 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:07,000 Speaker 1: Option two is a twenty three second clip of a 25 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 1: young woman who shares a secret dating hack on how 26 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 1: to meet more eligible gentlemen. So what's it gonna be, 27 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,400 Speaker 1: snow day jingle or lonely girl mingle? 28 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,440 Speaker 2: Alexis lonely girl mingle. 29 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:24,560 Speaker 4: Dokay, obviously broke my votes for the educators in this country. 30 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:25,400 Speaker 4: They're working hard. 31 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:33,280 Speaker 2: Let's go, Principal Jose, you got the final say. 32 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 4: When it comes down to me, pick more Alexis. 33 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:41,120 Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with the thirsty girl trap, Alexi. 34 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:44,479 Speaker 1: Let's listen to a young woman sharing a secret dating 35 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,400 Speaker 1: hack on how to meet more eligible men. 36 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:49,960 Speaker 3: Turns out, if you're looking for love, all you need 37 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,000 Speaker 3: to do is go to Home Depot at eight thirty 38 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:56,920 Speaker 3: in the morning on Wednesday. They're there, literally everywhere. I 39 00:01:56,960 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 3: am the only woman in that entire store. So, ladies, 40 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 3: if you're struggling to find love, grab yourself a cup 41 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,600 Speaker 3: of coffee, throw on some mescarrett, and head to Home 42 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:09,480 Speaker 3: Depot at eat thirty on Wednesday. Girl, I got you. 43 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 1: I've heard this, but now guys know this, and now 44 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:14,720 Speaker 1: the guys are. 45 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:26,640 Speaker 4: Going there married men. Alexis, that was which clip? Is it? 46 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 1: And if you're still wondering about the number one thing 47 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 1: you need to do each day to make it happier, 48 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:36,239 Speaker 1: it's having one solid, meaningful conversation with someone a mixed 49 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:39,680 Speaker 1: field for Phil, like with our digital producer Jake. Jake, 50 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:42,440 Speaker 1: I want you to make us all happy right now, 51 00:02:42,639 --> 00:02:48,080 Speaker 1: engage us in some solid conversation in three two one happy, 52 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:49,520 Speaker 1: very natural. 53 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:54,000 Speaker 4: However hard we tried. There are some things in life 54 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:58,880 Speaker 4: we can't escape, death taxes, and almost daily I have 55 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:01,240 Speaker 4: to hear Brooke and Jeffrey refer to catch me outside 56 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:04,359 Speaker 4: girl as Bob Bobby. 57 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:16,880 Speaker 2: It's bad, baby, but every day my favorite. 58 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,640 Speaker 4: But there are certain things of life that you'll try 59 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 4: to escape from, but somehow they just keep on showing 60 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,520 Speaker 4: back up again, which is why a new survey asked 61 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:28,640 Speaker 4: a thousand people to name something you get rid of 62 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:31,880 Speaker 4: that always seems to come back. I have the top 63 00:03:31,919 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 4: five answers on the board for another edition of Unglued 64 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:38,960 Speaker 4: Family Feud. Let's start with the guy who was born 65 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,040 Speaker 4: with a silver spoon in an orifice that was not 66 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:41,720 Speaker 4: his mouth. 67 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 2: Young Jeffrey came out that way. 68 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 4: Name something you get rid of that always seems to 69 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 4: come back? Oh? 70 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:53,280 Speaker 1: Okay, but could it be a certain type of you know, 71 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:58,560 Speaker 1: transmitted rash. How did I know that that may or 72 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 1: may not have involved another person or persons with lots 73 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:03,040 Speaker 1: of friction. 74 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:08,240 Speaker 2: Instead, I could go into more detail, like let's say 75 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:08,920 Speaker 2: there was this. 76 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 1: Warehouse party where you had to have a secret code 77 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:12,560 Speaker 1: word to get in. 78 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:16,159 Speaker 2: Does that help you should bring a secret ointment if it's. 79 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:20,359 Speaker 1: Well, that's why it keeps coming back after the ointment 80 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:25,599 Speaker 1: for it, Jeffrey. Yeah, let's go with certain transmitted rashes 81 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:26,520 Speaker 1: and diseases. 82 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 4: Warehouse rash is not the top five. Really, I double 83 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:38,080 Speaker 4: checked warehouse rash the w R again to alexis something 84 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,960 Speaker 4: you get rid of that always seems to come back. 85 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,800 Speaker 4: I don't know. Is this supposed to be literally like 86 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:44,400 Speaker 4: some deep metaphors? I thought for sure you would just 87 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:49,640 Speaker 4: say X friends. Yeah, that counts like because I didn't 88 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 4: know if it was supposed to be deeper than that. 89 00:04:52,279 --> 00:04:54,919 Speaker 2: You're the ex that keeps crawling back, though that. 90 00:04:55,120 --> 00:05:03,560 Speaker 4: Is not true? What exit is number two on the list? Expert? 91 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:07,200 Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna get a little more literal. 92 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:11,400 Speaker 1: Okay, And I got bought one of these when I 93 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:14,040 Speaker 1: was a child, and I could never get rid of it. 94 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:14,360 Speaker 4: What is it? 95 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:18,360 Speaker 3: A boomerang? Every time I threw it always just came 96 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:19,000 Speaker 3: right on back. 97 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:23,679 Speaker 1: Jacause I throw boomerangs and they just fall to the ground. 98 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:25,600 Speaker 4: Never once have I ever gotten a back. 99 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,360 Speaker 1: I stopped playing with it because I think I right 100 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 1: once and it came back and hit me like. 101 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:32,880 Speaker 3: This. 102 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:36,799 Speaker 2: You gotta flick the wrist, just like at the warehouse. 103 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:40,960 Speaker 4: I'm practice with you, Jeffrey. 104 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:43,200 Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm gonna say boomerang for the group. 105 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:45,640 Speaker 4: Okay, boomerang number five. 106 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 2: Really care? 107 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:54,040 Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, so far we've gotten your exes and boomerang. 108 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:57,520 Speaker 4: Let's go range. See I'm just thinking of things. 109 00:05:57,560 --> 00:06:01,839 Speaker 2: Don't say it. I know what you're thinking. Mother in law. 110 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,719 Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure she listens to this show. 111 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 4: You know. 112 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:13,560 Speaker 2: I was actually thinking of dishes. 113 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,320 Speaker 4: Wandering. Okay, in my life. 114 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:19,680 Speaker 1: These are things that continually get rid of, and they're 115 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:24,120 Speaker 1: always dirty dishes. 116 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:29,839 Speaker 4: Dirty dishes is not in the top five. Over to Jeffrey. 117 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:31,679 Speaker 4: Something you want to get rid of that always seems 118 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:33,159 Speaker 4: to come back for some reason. 119 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:40,360 Speaker 1: I'm stuck on bodily functions. I think I'm onto something 120 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,320 Speaker 1: here because before the Warehouse parties, back when I was 121 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:45,640 Speaker 1: a teen, there was something that you get rid of 122 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,240 Speaker 1: that keeps coming back on your face. 123 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,320 Speaker 2: You'd always have to buy. 124 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:55,520 Speaker 1: I got proactive and even as good as that was, 125 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:58,520 Speaker 1: it would skin now I do, but back when I 126 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 1: was a teenager, you know, it doesn't matter what you do, 127 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:02,839 Speaker 1: it would keep coming back, and only. 128 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:03,600 Speaker 4: On your face. 129 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:04,760 Speaker 2: You don't see the rash. 130 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:09,280 Speaker 1: Area one once and you were overreacting. I'll show you 131 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:11,640 Speaker 1: some photos if you really want to see, but let 132 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:15,000 Speaker 1: me do unwanted zits zits. 133 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:22,600 Speaker 4: Number one was close to h yeah, go over the 134 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:24,880 Speaker 4: top five. Something you get rid of that always seems 135 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:28,320 Speaker 4: to come back. Number one zits pimples acne. Jeffrey got that, 136 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:32,840 Speaker 4: Alexis got number two men your ex ladies. Number three 137 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:34,680 Speaker 4: on the list was bugs. 138 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:38,360 Speaker 3: Oh yeahs ants. 139 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:45,400 Speaker 1: Number four was a cold. 140 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:45,440 Speaker 4: The same cold for twenty years, and then number five 141 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:46,960 Speaker 4: Jose nailed that with a boomer. 142 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:50,720 Speaker 1: I cannot believe, well, Brooke is going to be taking 143 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:52,760 Speaker 1: the shot today. Somebody wanted to hear never gonna give 144 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,240 Speaker 1: you Up by Rick Astley. 145 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,200 Speaker 4: Remember what Alexis thought? This was by Rick Ross. 146 00:07:56,320 --> 00:08:00,920 Speaker 1: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you you, never. 147 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:05,920 Speaker 3: Gonna run around and dessert you. 148 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,960 Speaker 1: That's your shock collar question of the day. Phone taps 149 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,320 Speaker 1: coming up in just a few minutes.