WEBVTT - Fidelity (with Erik Griffin)

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<v Speaker 1>Listened to more episodes of This American Laugh, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>and now your first random sentence. He went back to

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<v Speaker 1>the video to see what had been recorded and was

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<v Speaker 1>shocked at what he saw. It was a surveillance camera

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<v Speaker 1>that had been trained at the front of his house

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<v Speaker 1>a long time. And what he found out is why

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<v Speaker 1>this packages are always disappearing. What oh? What? Oh? No, nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're dropping something off for me? I am You're

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<v Speaker 1>dropping off a package for me? I am? Yeah. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to sign this or not? Sure? I don't mind.

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<v Speaker 1>If I do, I'm gonna sign it right now. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the only package you have for me. You didn't try

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<v Speaker 1>to deliver one earlier. Get to the point I looked

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<v Speaker 1>at the footage. Oh yeah, would you find Mark? I

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<v Speaker 1>saw that you tried to deliver a package. You shook

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<v Speaker 1>it a little bit. Yeah, and and then you realize,

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<v Speaker 1>oh these might this might be something that I might like,

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<v Speaker 1>and you took it right back to your truck. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I shook it and I heard that some jingling noise.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought maybe it was broken, so I took it

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<v Speaker 1>back really doing your favorite? Mark? Oh really you did?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, thank you so much for the favorite. Signed

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<v Speaker 1>for that right now. Thank you. I've been running this

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<v Speaker 1>route for over ten years. You think I'm in the

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<v Speaker 1>businesses stealing off my own route? Makes me wonder what

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<v Speaker 1>else of mine you might have thought was broken and

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<v Speaker 1>you want to take to the truck to investigate. Hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>um neighbor, Um, guys, got to be a little loud

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<v Speaker 1>over here. Sorry, sorry, but it's I know you're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to sleep. Look, I know what this is about. You've

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<v Speaker 1>been listening to what I've been saying for the last

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<v Speaker 1>forty five seconds, So you do. He's happier with me, Mark,

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<v Speaker 1>What the funk are you talking about? Don't leave. He's

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<v Speaker 1>the guy from the video that's begging your wife. Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Sam,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't recognize him. That's what I was talking about

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<v Speaker 1>the video of him taking my packages back. And oh,

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<v Speaker 1>of course there's are another videos. Mark, there's another Why

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<v Speaker 1>would you, Steve? What did you say? Well, at the

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<v Speaker 1>neighborhood Watch meeting, you know how we like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we upload all the videos to the server and then

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<v Speaker 1>we look at him at the Neighborhood Watch meeting. Just

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<v Speaker 1>make sure that the thing is safe. I got some

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<v Speaker 1>packages delivered. You guys keep no, no, no, you better

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<v Speaker 1>get back here. Yeah, yeah, well there was one day

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't make it the meeting. You were at the meeting.

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<v Speaker 1>Weren't at the meet? If I would have seen a

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<v Speaker 1>video driver having hitters course with my wife, I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>It was I remember very specifically. You weren't at the meeting,

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<v Speaker 1>and you were you were coming to the meeting, and

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<v Speaker 1>we changed the video because you came in the room. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry, but what had happened? Uh, the the

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<v Speaker 1>guy had come up and it looked like some role

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<v Speaker 1>play or something because your wife came out. Meeting was

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<v Speaker 1>six days ago. You're just now telling me this, wh

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<v Speaker 1>what is that? Why everybody is giving me the side.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of just I know we're looking away when

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<v Speaker 1>I I don't want to get an your business. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you sign I forgot to get you to sign this.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you just sign it please? I just drove back up.

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<v Speaker 1>Sign it flowers word flowers for my wife. Come on, man,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've been fucking your wife. I thought you knew that.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that's why you were angry at me. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it was in the surveillance cameras. You didn't be angry.

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<v Speaker 1>Be angry. That's why she's with me, man, because you

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<v Speaker 1>have no emotions anymore. Mark, This is what we were

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<v Speaker 1>talking about at the meeting. You're so pliable. Well, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just betrayal on top of betrayal on top of betrayal. Here.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, you're having sex with my wife. I

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<v Speaker 1>had sex with your wife and you all knew about

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<v Speaker 1>it and nobody said anything thought on camera. How many

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<v Speaker 1>other people have seen this video? Well, the whole neighborhood,

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<v Speaker 1>the whole neighborhood. Yes, passport protected because we didn't want

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<v Speaker 1>you to see it. I want to see this. Everybody

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't see this video, but mostly everybody, so not everybody. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think Sam was out of town. Oh no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I actually emailed saying, what episode than everybody? Look, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>do you know what, Let's use this as a as

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<v Speaker 1>a time for you to like reinvigorate your life and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you know why am I the one who has

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<v Speaker 1>to make adjustments? Obviously you're not giving it until her

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<v Speaker 1>properly if the if the delivery guy is delivering better

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<v Speaker 1>than you, I mean, no pun intended, I shouldn't laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to gather myself. Is obviously that much. You

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<v Speaker 1>need to get some therapy. Figure out why he wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>giving it to his wife, but he was supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>give it to a like the neighbor had mentioned. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's about it. I mean I kind of came to

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<v Speaker 1>find out that my wife had been sleeping with the

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<v Speaker 1>delivery driver and my neighbor had seen it. Make you

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<v Speaker 1>feel angry? I mean I'm not showing it. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>showing my anger to my job. It's gonna ask you

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<v Speaker 1>at me, you know, well, I mean skill would attend

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<v Speaker 1>like tend being like the most amount of anger that

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<v Speaker 1>I should be showing. An maybe this is and how

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<v Speaker 1>does that make you know that I'm having to ask

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<v Speaker 1>you usum super confused. What do you see what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't have any emotions, he doesn't feel anything, he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't say anything. This is why I have to fuck

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<v Speaker 1>everyone else. The trash guy, they Amazon delivery guy, I

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<v Speaker 1>am the Mailman's his brother Jesus, and that you feel

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<v Speaker 1>pretty cheesed five real cheese cheese who says that I

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<v Speaker 1>would like you to do something slap me, do something,

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<v Speaker 1>show some emotions make me feel like I did something wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what you wanted it? I hear it ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, finally I kind of like that too. And

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<v Speaker 1>you did it on her, but which is not bad? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's pretty good. And how does that make I should

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<v Speaker 1>feel kind of turned on? Yeah? Yeah? Did you like that?

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<v Speaker 1>Second one? Okay, we're gonna work on it. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>work on it. Okay, how about a third one? Yeah? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you're good. Yeah, but I'm here familiar. You know what this.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate the effort that you're making. So he decided

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<v Speaker 1>to do for a slap in instead. It is sexual

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<v Speaker 1>estate and um, if you could fix city? The provens

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<v Speaker 1>oh yes, do you do you like this? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>like this? Do you like it? Is this nice? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>do you like it? Down? There's a few of those?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like? Want more of this? Is this as

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<v Speaker 1>good as the delivery guy? Is it as good as

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<v Speaker 1>the delivery guy called me? The delivery guy call me

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you I'm need to deliver guy. I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't do it. I know I can't. Why oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I keep thinking about as you the delivery guy, my brother,

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<v Speaker 1>the mail man. Who are the other ones? The teacher,

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<v Speaker 1>the teacher, the gardner, gardner, the gardner, a landscaper, neighbor's

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<v Speaker 1>pool boy, the neighbor's pool boy. He came very clear

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<v Speaker 1>that the fantasy that she wanted to live out was

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<v Speaker 1>the one that didn't involve him. Is really what it was?

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<v Speaker 1>Your good father? Thank you, your dad. Can I go play? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yes yeah sure? But who you business? Who business? Who

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<v Speaker 1>I need to go play with? Listen to your father?

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<v Speaker 1>I will smack you good. I'm not really going to

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<v Speaker 1>smack him. That's the problem. Now, this is why he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't have good greed. Okay, this is what the teachers

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<v Speaker 1>call about him all the time. You know what, Come in,

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<v Speaker 1>come in here with him. It's Danny the delivery guy's son.

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<v Speaker 1>Goddamn it. That's what I wanted to play with. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to tell you because everybody and neighbor knows

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<v Speaker 1>that he plowed mom. You know you'll stop it right there,

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<v Speaker 1>It's true, you stop it. It's a new error around here.

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<v Speaker 1>Already slapped her mother, and now I'm going to give

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<v Speaker 1>you a good slapping too, and give me. Yeah, come

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<v Speaker 1>come get me. Yeah, I got yourself fast, right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>just getting careful with your sciaticus place. Just please come

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<v Speaker 1>to me, Please come over here so I can slap him.

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<v Speaker 1>Please please, like your father, slap you say to my

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<v Speaker 1>never head divinity again and inspect him anybody in his family,

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<v Speaker 1>that his son, and his wife and even his therapist.

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<v Speaker 1>So you the only thing he could. He went to

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<v Speaker 1>the focus group. Okay, girl, Hi, my name is Mark.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi Mark, I'm here for the Mark amorry for the

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<v Speaker 1>focus group. Um, it's more of a support group. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a support group. Oh but we focus on focus

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<v Speaker 1>on support. Yeah, we focus on supporting each other. Right. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>while there's my first time here. AT's focus on the

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<v Speaker 1>support group. You get coffee. We've got coffee, don't you

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<v Speaker 1>know what? I tried to stay away from coffee. It

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<v Speaker 1>makes me a little tense here, you man? Yeah, calm

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<v Speaker 1>so is this sharing portion? Yeah? Yeah? Tell us why

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<v Speaker 1>you're here? Are you? My wife had sex with the

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<v Speaker 1>delivery guy? Wow? Yeah? Man, that's rough. That's rough. Ye

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<v Speaker 1>been there. And the pool man, the neighbor's pool man. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>And my brother and my mailman wait hold on wait

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<v Speaker 1>fifth wait? Oh my no god, no, yeah, I got

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<v Speaker 1>a gardening business. I'm the mailman or pool stuff to women.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're both getting slaps. You're all getting big slaps.

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<v Speaker 1>You first? Is that how to hit your wife? No good?

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<v Speaker 1>And did you did you honestly think that we were

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be like you're gonna get slaps and just we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna wait, yeah, like we're about to take you outside.

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<v Speaker 1>And I gotta tell you I'm a new but there's

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<v Speaker 1>a slap thing. You're a lot of things not good man.

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<v Speaker 1>This is probably why people get sucking. My wife, Cindy

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<v Speaker 1>is one of a guind Yeah, she sure is. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know the little things she does with I think

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<v Speaker 1>I stole your jacket. Is that the one that jacket

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<v Speaker 1>that's a cool jacket mark on it. I thought you

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was like a designer like Mark Jacob this bit.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought your name was also Mark. That couldn't get

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<v Speaker 1>respect his home, to put a group and even his therapist,

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<v Speaker 1>so he decided to go out in his own like

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<v Speaker 1>this a searcher wonder trying to get respect. Country screws me, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have changed. It's just so cold, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just so hungry, and I have no jacket. Anything you

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<v Speaker 1>can spare here, here's here's the dollar. Thank you so much,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. You know what. Wait, it's a holiday season.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's a hundred whoa Yeah? Can I tell you a story?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I'm very grateful, but you look familiar. We're

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<v Speaker 1>seeing you on TV or video. Where are you from? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Ship that dude on my shoes? Wait? Hold up, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>hey man, I don't got no change. You look like

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<v Speaker 1>that dude from that show it. Oh my god, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god. I thought that. I thought that what

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<v Speaker 1>I recognized him? Funny videos international? Yes, why I host

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<v Speaker 1>the show and there's funny videos from Yeah, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I know the show. Oh my god. I just I

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<v Speaker 1>thought I recognized you from surveillance video from my house.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that maybe you had been having sex with

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<v Speaker 1>my wife. Absolutely, that's my belt this is this American

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<v Speaker 1>laugh you know sorry with producer Andy In. Our special

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<v Speaker 1>guest contributor for this episode is Eric Griffin and a

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<v Speaker 1>show will be using our trustees sense generator. If you

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<v Speaker 1>bring you a story in free improvised acts speaks theme, fidelity, times, hard, stick,

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<v Speaker 1>but the one that you love when you would see

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<v Speaker 1>them every day. Sometimes you need a little bit of spice.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes you need a little bit of excitement. Sometimes their

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<v Speaker 1>fidelity turns into infidelity. Stay with us, Act one. They're

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<v Speaker 1>excited to see their first laugh. It's been regular attendees

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<v Speaker 1>have the local zoo for over a year now, an

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<v Speaker 1>you're portunately zoo had opened up. It was focused mainly

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<v Speaker 1>on exotic rainforest creatures. They were big Fancis lots. So

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<v Speaker 1>it is. Yeah, that's it. I thought it was never

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get here. Guys three ft from the cage please sorry, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>We're just really are you really excited about it? So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just doing my job, all right. I just need

0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:19.679
<v Speaker 1>you to refeat even coming to the zoo for a

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<v Speaker 1>long time. I've never seen you before before, are you? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I am new name Texas Philip. Is that true? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what it says. Nice to meet you, Philip, but

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<v Speaker 1>we're trying to enjoy these slots. We've been waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>a really long time, so I'm sorry if we get

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<v Speaker 1>a little over there. Let's me get kind of close

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<v Speaker 1>to him. But you would too if you win this

0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:39.200
<v Speaker 1>long fort slot. Yes, and there is a thing about

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<v Speaker 1>open cans of alcohol and this portion of the zoo.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you guys, I know, no kidding,

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<v Speaker 1>these are these are pretty much the rules that have

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<v Speaker 1>been here for a long time. Well, first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>we're celebrating seeing sloth final ways, so nothing better than

0:12:57.280 --> 0:13:00.319
<v Speaker 1>a couple of beers to celebrate sloth A couple huh?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So if I opened the backpack, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna find more than a couple of beers, sir. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know you got a want for that, Philip. Guys,

0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:10.839
<v Speaker 1>I'm just I just I need you to tone it down,

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<v Speaker 1>It's all I'm saying. All Right, you know you're supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to buy the beers. You're not supposed to bring your

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<v Speaker 1>own alcohol in. I'm pretty sure we don't serve white

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<v Speaker 1>claw here at the zoo, which is kind of ironic.

0:13:20.920 --> 0:13:22.560
<v Speaker 1>You guys should have if you're gonna serve any kind

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<v Speaker 1>of alcohol would be like a white claw at the zoo.

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<v Speaker 1>Very funny, very funny, big failure in your marketing department,

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<v Speaker 1>do you think, Philip. I'm not in the marketing department,

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<v Speaker 1>so they don't come to me for the marketing. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just here to make sure you stay behind the red line.

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<v Speaker 1>What if we take a step right here? Back? One step?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that good enough for you, Phillip, Since you own

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<v Speaker 1>the zoo and you're the president of the zoo. I'm

0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:48.839
<v Speaker 1>not the president of the zoo, sir, just here trying

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<v Speaker 1>to do my job and keep everybody safe. Thank you

0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:54.360
<v Speaker 1>for stepping back. That's all I need from You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>Wouldn't want to upset the man who donated millions of

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<v Speaker 1>dollars to open this zoo? Yes, I of course, Okay, sorry, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I donated millions of dollars weird zoo. I didn't. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just I'm just going along with how many white claws

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<v Speaker 1>have you had? Sir? That not only was brand new

0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:18.360
<v Speaker 1>to the zoo, but it was brand new to the

0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:22.120
<v Speaker 1>patrons the two and question and complained and to the

0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:26.040
<v Speaker 1>pens of and his manager's office and explain his actions.

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<v Speaker 1>They had open cans that we don't even sell. I

0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:33.280
<v Speaker 1>don't care. They've been coming here for years. One was

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<v Speaker 1>practically born year. I'm not surprised the way he was

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<v Speaker 1>an animal. I'm sorry, sir. Yeah, you know, a funny pun.

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<v Speaker 1>But for Grist's sakes, we gotta keep these guys coming.

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<v Speaker 1>What's so funny? I just he said the white clowe

0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:50.400
<v Speaker 1>he told us about the guy said white clawe. You

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<v Speaker 1>should have white clawed at the zoo. Was pretty funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a brilliant idea. Well to the kind

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<v Speaker 1>of puns that we've come to expect from this this

0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:02.720
<v Speaker 1>duo and come to the zoo for years. When you

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<v Speaker 1>were dreaming him good, I was thinking about the pun. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's funny. If I may make a suggestion, if I may, Philip,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know they were v I P zoo people,

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<v Speaker 1>but maybe give them a wrist bands or something and

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<v Speaker 1>we have like a v I P. Section. I just

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<v Speaker 1>they were over the red line. They were acting rowdy,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously had open cans that which it was an idea

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<v Speaker 1>we had a long time ago where we give people

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<v Speaker 1>v I P cards because they pay little lecture. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>can they cross the line? Yeah? Can they play with

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<v Speaker 1>the animals. Yeah, is it safe. I don't know really

0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:40.640
<v Speaker 1>and honestly, but we do without that money, the zoo

0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:43.600
<v Speaker 1>goes goes away. I guess we don't want that. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't behavior in the case that you do want the

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<v Speaker 1>zoo to go away. Look, Philip, I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>read the rules and follow them for the v i

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<v Speaker 1>P S, which is you let them play with the

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<v Speaker 1>animals that they want the v I P. So we'll

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<v Speaker 1>get the wristbands if you want. This is what they

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<v Speaker 1>can do. They can play with the animals, with the animals,

0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:03.840
<v Speaker 1>taunt the animals if they want to. It's actually under

0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:06.400
<v Speaker 1>the same subsection of playing with the poke the animals,

0:16:06.600 --> 0:16:09.960
<v Speaker 1>anger the animals. Okay, Philip, let me actually have a

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<v Speaker 1>quick conversation with with my co manager here. Haunt the animal,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah why not? Why not the layer? But what layer

0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:20.920
<v Speaker 1>layer of taunting? Look, the v I P lets them

0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:23.200
<v Speaker 1>cross the line up and having them taunt the animals.

0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:24.920
<v Speaker 1>I feel like you just fucking making things up. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you please stick with in the reality of the

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<v Speaker 1>situation rather than just creating some problems here? All right?

0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:32.960
<v Speaker 1>So they don't get daunt the animals, get the pokem sure,

0:16:33.040 --> 0:16:35.920
<v Speaker 1>but taunting it's another thing. And also you're being repetitious.

0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:39.600
<v Speaker 1>It's repetitied about that. Poking and taunting it's the same thing. Okay,

0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:45.520
<v Speaker 1>men verbally taunt them. But I'm off in like five minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there anything else that you listen tomorrow when you

0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:51.040
<v Speaker 1>come back v I P s. Will they'll make sure

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<v Speaker 1>we'll have the leopard pattern like, we'll figure it out. Wristbands, Yes,

0:16:54.960 --> 0:16:56.800
<v Speaker 1>and then you'll know who's who. You let them do

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<v Speaker 1>whatever the funk they want. All right, it's your zoo,

0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:01.520
<v Speaker 1>you know what. It's all all of ours. Well I

0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:04.520
<v Speaker 1>don't really financially, it's both of ours. But sure, when

0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:06.200
<v Speaker 1>the lawsuits come in, I really don't want to be

0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:10.439
<v Speaker 1>a part of You haven't been indemnified yet. You should

0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:14.640
<v Speaker 1>reach your employee and book. Look over when that you signed. Yeah,

0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:18.920
<v Speaker 1>when the notary came and came my fingerprint print. Yeah,

0:17:19.080 --> 0:17:20.680
<v Speaker 1>I had to do all that. You do You just

0:17:20.760 --> 0:17:23.800
<v Speaker 1>glossed over there? Did gloss over there? There's something sort

0:17:23.840 --> 0:17:26.600
<v Speaker 1>of like, am I responsible for something that I didn't realize?

0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:31.480
<v Speaker 1>The job slash co op? What congrats? I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>that people should be poking the animals two thirds of

0:17:36.119 --> 0:17:38.879
<v Speaker 1>the vote that should be allowed to pope, not to

0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:40.440
<v Speaker 1>say that you are third. There's a lot of people

0:17:40.440 --> 0:17:42.840
<v Speaker 1>who work here, so but we have the big portion.

0:17:42.960 --> 0:17:45.000
<v Speaker 1>You have a tiny one. That's it. Does everyone else

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<v Speaker 1>spell this um? See it tomorrow, Philip, I hope it

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<v Speaker 1>goes well. The next day, Philip came back to work.

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<v Speaker 1>The fest dated about his meeting with managers, and he

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<v Speaker 1>encountered two movie I p s. This time he had

0:17:56.480 --> 0:18:08.879
<v Speaker 1>a different attitude. Who can't to poke and run and hunts? Right?

0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:15.359
<v Speaker 1>Leopard leopard print. Leopard print was yesterday's wristbands for poking.

0:18:16.880 --> 0:18:20.960
<v Speaker 1>Today's is sort of tiger print. You're gonna have to

0:18:21.000 --> 0:18:24.040
<v Speaker 1>go back to Ancierge and get the tiger prints. But

0:18:24.359 --> 0:18:26.320
<v Speaker 1>since you only have leopard prints, there's gonna be no

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<v Speaker 1>poking or prodding the animals. But you can step across

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<v Speaker 1>the red line. But that's about it. You guys been

0:18:32.920 --> 0:18:38.720
<v Speaker 1>complained the management. Management piled up the meeting. Philip, I

0:18:38.840 --> 0:18:41.440
<v Speaker 1>see what you're getting now. You're creating some boundaries for

0:18:41.520 --> 0:18:45.680
<v Speaker 1>them that don't even exist. You guys said with the wristbands,

0:18:46.000 --> 0:18:48.479
<v Speaker 1>you came up with a whole thing. It was leopard,

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<v Speaker 1>tiger Puma. You had the different days, so we don't

0:18:52.200 --> 0:18:54.280
<v Speaker 1>have people have to pay for him every time. It

0:18:54.400 --> 0:18:56.239
<v Speaker 1>was a money making thing. And when you guys came

0:18:56.320 --> 0:18:59.320
<v Speaker 1>up with this, we are on the cusp of having

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<v Speaker 1>our fun ding pulled. Paul. You know what that means, Philip.

0:19:03.160 --> 0:19:05.200
<v Speaker 1>It means no jobs, no zoo and the animals. We

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<v Speaker 1>gotta let them go, and we don't want to have

0:19:07.160 --> 0:19:09.000
<v Speaker 1>to do that. You want me to release a lion

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<v Speaker 1>into the neighborhood. There's an elementary school over there and

0:19:11.480 --> 0:19:13.760
<v Speaker 1>it traded Jones. No, I guess I wouldn't want that.

0:19:13.920 --> 0:19:14.960
<v Speaker 1>What do you want me to do? What I was

0:19:15.040 --> 0:19:18.960
<v Speaker 1>going to suggest is maybe not to separate the the

0:19:19.520 --> 0:19:25.200
<v Speaker 1>wrist bands by tire and different. It's like, hello, this

0:19:25.320 --> 0:19:30.120
<v Speaker 1>zoo is closed, all right, let's let the lions out everybody. Yeah,

0:19:30.400 --> 0:19:34.439
<v Speaker 1>you know, release list. This be a lesson to you, Philip.

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<v Speaker 1>This is my fault. If you look at this document

0:19:37.840 --> 0:19:41.200
<v Speaker 1>that you signed and left us saliva sample and with

0:19:41.359 --> 0:19:44.560
<v Speaker 1>thumb print and an index fingerprint, you will see that

0:19:44.840 --> 0:19:48.440
<v Speaker 1>you agreed that if you look at page four, article six.

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<v Speaker 1>If I look at this, I really probably should have

0:19:51.359 --> 0:19:53.800
<v Speaker 1>read that. Yes, see it says I think this was

0:19:53.800 --> 0:19:56.719
<v Speaker 1>about my dental benefits. I acknowledge that I am responsible

0:19:56.800 --> 0:20:00.359
<v Speaker 1>if the animals get let go from the zoo, what's

0:20:00.480 --> 0:20:03.040
<v Speaker 1>near the school and the trade of Joe's that I

0:20:03.359 --> 0:20:08.080
<v Speaker 1>am fully responsible any legal liabilities, I'm going to need

0:20:08.119 --> 0:20:12.920
<v Speaker 1>to talk to a lawyer. You need a lawyer. We

0:20:13.080 --> 0:20:16.200
<v Speaker 1>have our house counsel at the zoo that can help.

0:20:16.280 --> 0:20:18.520
<v Speaker 1>You don't want to trust I can't go with your

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<v Speaker 1>house counsel. And you already like hoodwinked me and to

0:20:21.640 --> 0:20:24.399
<v Speaker 1>sign of some nonsense about how I'm responsible. I just

0:20:24.480 --> 0:20:27.520
<v Speaker 1>worked concessions in security, which doesn't even make any sense.

0:20:28.000 --> 0:20:29.879
<v Speaker 1>Do you need a lawyer? No, I need a lawyer.

0:20:30.040 --> 0:20:32.480
<v Speaker 1>I am a lawyer. What happened? All right? They coerced

0:20:32.560 --> 0:20:35.359
<v Speaker 1>me into signing. They told me this was about benefits.

0:20:35.720 --> 0:20:40.200
<v Speaker 1>Make sure for my safety. Jack, you're doing a great job, Gretson,

0:20:40.400 --> 0:20:42.600
<v Speaker 1>Thank you. What why do we at court all of

0:20:42.680 --> 0:20:45.200
<v Speaker 1>a sudden, Am this is our house counsel, That's what

0:20:45.240 --> 0:20:48.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. That great for us? I know, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. I know what's going on here. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get my own counsel if you want to referral Gretson,

0:20:53.920 --> 0:20:57.000
<v Speaker 1>what are you doing. What are you thinking you're gonna respond? Person?

0:20:57.119 --> 0:20:59.800
<v Speaker 1>Here's here's the card. Okay, I call them right now,

0:21:00.000 --> 0:21:07.280
<v Speaker 1>all of them right now, a lot of numbers. This

0:21:07.359 --> 0:21:12.520
<v Speaker 1>is the Philippines. I'm calling law offices of Gregory Schmigel

0:21:12.680 --> 0:21:16.239
<v Speaker 1>in Retzenburger. How can I help you today? I need

0:21:16.320 --> 0:21:19.679
<v Speaker 1>some help. I work at the zoo. I'm just in concessions.

0:21:19.680 --> 0:21:21.679
<v Speaker 1>They make me do security at the same time. It's

0:21:21.720 --> 0:21:24.720
<v Speaker 1>really ridiculous. But anyways, there's this document they sort of

0:21:24.800 --> 0:21:27.760
<v Speaker 1>coerced me into signing. It really doesn't feel like it's

0:21:27.840 --> 0:21:31.080
<v Speaker 1>legal that I'm responsible that they let lions loose in

0:21:31.160 --> 0:21:35.040
<v Speaker 1>the neighborhood. Please tell me that you are not speaking

0:21:35.119 --> 0:21:40.360
<v Speaker 1>about the North Park Zoo and Biobotanical Garden. I am.

0:21:40.600 --> 0:21:42.159
<v Speaker 1>You know, there's a school right down the street there

0:21:42.160 --> 0:21:43.639
<v Speaker 1>and they just they they were they were going to

0:21:44.040 --> 0:21:46.520
<v Speaker 1>the funding was pulled, which doesn't even make any sense

0:21:46.560 --> 0:21:50.600
<v Speaker 1>to me, and they're releasing the animals into the neighborhood. Okay,

0:21:50.640 --> 0:21:52.320
<v Speaker 1>the two guys that run it are a bunch of

0:21:52.640 --> 0:21:55.960
<v Speaker 1>idiot If you think that I am willing to support

0:21:56.240 --> 0:21:59.960
<v Speaker 1>my legal license on the line and grow up again

0:22:00.000 --> 0:22:04.320
<v Speaker 1>and to Gretson in their House counsel, you are sadly mistaken.

0:22:04.359 --> 0:22:06.920
<v Speaker 1>I would never take them on in a quarter lot.

0:22:07.240 --> 0:22:11.399
<v Speaker 1>What He's still good. It just happens that he did

0:22:11.480 --> 0:22:14.119
<v Speaker 1>have a place at place was having a bugs and

0:22:14.200 --> 0:22:18.520
<v Speaker 1>he ended up in cut with Gritson waiting Lateish gentleman

0:22:18.640 --> 0:22:23.240
<v Speaker 1>message from next case on the doctor Phillip Voices, the

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<v Speaker 1>North Park Zoo and Bible Panical Garden of all Parties

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<v Speaker 1>present President. Thank you you asked Mr Gretson. How can

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<v Speaker 1>I help your counsel? The defendant is guilty. I just

0:22:35.320 --> 0:22:42.000
<v Speaker 1>want to whoa. I'm sorry that that is a compelling argument.

0:22:42.119 --> 0:22:46.159
<v Speaker 1>You have just made Gription once again home run with

0:22:46.520 --> 0:22:51.720
<v Speaker 1>what fun for the North Park. I don't want to

0:22:51.800 --> 0:22:54.920
<v Speaker 1>hear not even here, want to hear another word? You

0:22:55.000 --> 0:23:01.080
<v Speaker 1>know all Gritson ra once a again you did it?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Thank you. I'm outraged. Can my lawyer get here?

0:23:05.200 --> 0:23:07.280
<v Speaker 1>How about that? My lawyer didn't even say anything? Yes,

0:23:07.960 --> 0:23:13.520
<v Speaker 1>you're sorry, I'm I did Gregson show Yeah sort of counsel.

0:23:14.480 --> 0:23:16.920
<v Speaker 1>I'd like to dress my case and I'd like to

0:23:17.000 --> 0:23:19.680
<v Speaker 1>press the court or a decision or two for a

0:23:19.760 --> 0:23:22.840
<v Speaker 1>MS travelret whatever you want. And I have to sing

0:23:22.880 --> 0:23:26.040
<v Speaker 1>you very well. Dressed today, ash par the usual, thank you,

0:23:26.200 --> 0:23:29.520
<v Speaker 1>j what about me? Soundly along? We got a handsome alert.

0:23:29.840 --> 0:23:35.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm Grigson, Thank youlous, and I paid you five dollars

0:23:35.640 --> 0:23:39.520
<v Speaker 1>for this. Yeah, jail and what he did. His destiny

0:23:39.720 --> 0:23:41.600
<v Speaker 1>was to be in jail, and that's where he was

0:23:42.040 --> 0:23:45.200
<v Speaker 1>locked up with you guys with their own jail as

0:23:45.840 --> 0:23:49.639
<v Speaker 1>what you for? What are you in for? It was

0:23:49.760 --> 0:23:56.960
<v Speaker 1>the zoo thing? Thank you? Stay away from this ringing guys.

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<v Speaker 1>You begin animal. Please tell me you did not cross

0:24:03.480 --> 0:24:06.760
<v Speaker 1>of the people that this guy is the baddest. Yeah,

0:24:06.920 --> 0:24:14.000
<v Speaker 1>you're beast. Didn't do anything. They just would Yeah, I know,

0:24:14.160 --> 0:24:24.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm really innocent. Her hood everybody's in. It's funny every time.

0:24:24.119 --> 0:24:26.399
<v Speaker 1>Did you touch the animals? No, I didn't touch any animals.

0:24:26.440 --> 0:24:28.280
<v Speaker 1>Did you poke them? No? I didn't poke the animal

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<v Speaker 1>get taunt them. They wanted to do that. I was

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be making people not do that. And then

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<v Speaker 1>then I'm printed something and the next thing, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean court with this dweep who everybody was enamored by.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you get to meet you talking about gret Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>My god, you get to me in was this what

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<v Speaker 1>this guy? My god? Who is this guy, he's something else.

0:24:52.480 --> 0:24:55.480
<v Speaker 1>What was he like in real life? Was he tallade?

0:24:55.480 --> 0:24:57.760
<v Speaker 1>He's real tall. He's like Batman with that the ears

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<v Speaker 1>and all the other stuff. And he put for you.

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<v Speaker 1>There wasn't aura. There was something special, but he would

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<v Speaker 1>have He's a bulldog, bulldog, prosecuting bulldog, gold dog. He's

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<v Speaker 1>a bulldog bulldog. He's a bulldog. Moonlight is a prosecutor

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<v Speaker 1>and a corporate attorney for the zoo. It was a tough. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was an inside job. Inside. It was inside. I

0:25:22.160 --> 0:25:25.320
<v Speaker 1>was well roaded, don't you know, we all inside? Yeah?

0:25:29.880 --> 0:25:31.960
<v Speaker 1>What it greets and smell like. I don't know what

0:25:32.080 --> 0:25:34.240
<v Speaker 1>he smelled like he was across the was he well

0:25:34.320 --> 0:25:37.240
<v Speaker 1>dressed room? It wasn't off the rack. I'll say that

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<v Speaker 1>because when I went up against him, when my lawyer,

0:25:39.840 --> 0:25:45.320
<v Speaker 1>he cowered because he was felt he was so well dressed. Yeah,

0:25:45.359 --> 0:25:47.720
<v Speaker 1>it was bad. What time is It's time for us

0:25:47.760 --> 0:25:50.280
<v Speaker 1>to move on to the interview. But what time is it? Physically?

0:25:50.359 --> 0:25:52.280
<v Speaker 1>What time is there right now? Are you asking me

0:25:52.760 --> 0:25:57.320
<v Speaker 1>your ship in time? Oh? Wait, oh ship? Oh? You

0:25:57.400 --> 0:26:01.680
<v Speaker 1>got the time? It was? I was checking the time?

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<v Speaker 1>Why all right? That's why you haven't seen as they

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<v Speaker 1>killed by her name. Yes, that's right. Coming up at

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<v Speaker 1>to the first a word from our esteemed sponsors. Stay

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<v Speaker 1>with us, back to the interview these guys, Eric Griffin, Hello, Eric, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>it is what it is good teller code. Really, So

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<v Speaker 1>tell us about your from I'm originally from Los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice with your high school. I went to a private

0:26:41.840 --> 0:26:45.760
<v Speaker 1>Catholic school. Nice. That's that's not very thing. And you're

0:26:45.760 --> 0:26:50.560
<v Speaker 1>a comedian, comedian, nice podcaster. That's a little bit about that.

0:26:50.680 --> 0:26:53.840
<v Speaker 1>When when you get started, Um, I don't know. I

0:26:53.920 --> 0:26:57.360
<v Speaker 1>think I officially got started in about two thousand and three. Nice,

0:26:57.520 --> 0:26:59.600
<v Speaker 1>it would happen, and I had some big things happen.

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<v Speaker 1>You can, uh office show, Yeah, like worcoholics. Yeah, it

0:27:04.600 --> 0:27:07.679
<v Speaker 1>was an workaholic. That was fun. How long you've been

0:27:07.720 --> 0:27:11.240
<v Speaker 1>listening to show? Um? How long have I been here

0:27:13.119 --> 0:27:15.239
<v Speaker 1>since the beginning? Right? You've been listening since the very

0:27:15.280 --> 0:27:20.080
<v Speaker 1>first episode? Oh? Yeah, very nice, but yeah it's very

0:27:20.119 --> 0:27:25.920
<v Speaker 1>sensitive the show for a lot of years. So it

0:27:26.000 --> 0:27:29.040
<v Speaker 1>tell us, Uh, so we'll got it's a great show. Yeah,

0:27:29.080 --> 0:27:31.960
<v Speaker 1>it's a good show. He played a kick named Montez, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I did. And then tell us a little bit about that. Trajectory,

0:27:35.400 --> 0:27:38.320
<v Speaker 1>and but yeah, I talked to us. I'm trying to

0:27:38.359 --> 0:27:40.960
<v Speaker 1>figure you that. I don't, you know, I wanted to

0:27:41.040 --> 0:27:42.800
<v Speaker 1>be a comic and then you when you want to

0:27:42.840 --> 0:27:44.880
<v Speaker 1>be a comic, you're you know, you also get into

0:27:44.920 --> 0:27:48.200
<v Speaker 1>the acting game, and uh, you know, I I enjoyed both.

0:27:48.359 --> 0:27:50.200
<v Speaker 1>So I've done a bunch of things, you know, and

0:27:50.440 --> 0:27:53.439
<v Speaker 1>some movies, TV shows, and it was your was your

0:27:53.440 --> 0:27:57.080
<v Speaker 1>favorite thing, some podcasts, favorite thing you ever done? Um,

0:27:57.640 --> 0:27:59.480
<v Speaker 1>favorite thing I've ever done. I don't know. I guess

0:27:59.520 --> 0:28:00.960
<v Speaker 1>it's got to be working hol because it was my

0:28:01.040 --> 0:28:04.280
<v Speaker 1>first big break. So that was just like a fun thing.

0:28:04.400 --> 0:28:06.520
<v Speaker 1>And those guys were so new and they didn't really

0:28:06.560 --> 0:28:08.040
<v Speaker 1>know what they were doing, so they did it their

0:28:08.040 --> 0:28:10.760
<v Speaker 1>own way, and you didn't know that until you went

0:28:10.840 --> 0:28:13.399
<v Speaker 1>on other sets. Then you saw like, oh, well they

0:28:13.520 --> 0:28:18.040
<v Speaker 1>those guys, they paid their own path. So um, and

0:28:19.359 --> 0:28:23.760
<v Speaker 1>this show, oh yeah, this this is top seventy five

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<v Speaker 1>for sure. I'm trying to get the answer from the Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>YEA top seventy five for sure is this podcast. I

0:28:34.000 --> 0:28:37.320
<v Speaker 1>guess working with Adam Sandler was pretty cool and I

0:28:37.359 --> 0:28:39.640
<v Speaker 1>think he's just like a movie making savant. He knew

0:28:39.800 --> 0:28:41.520
<v Speaker 1>everything on the set, you know what I mean, like

0:28:41.800 --> 0:28:44.560
<v Speaker 1>just lighting everything, like you just knew where things were

0:28:44.600 --> 0:28:46.800
<v Speaker 1>supposed to be. How you know, what lines you were

0:28:46.800 --> 0:28:49.360
<v Speaker 1>supposed to say, when were you supposed to stand? You know.

0:28:49.720 --> 0:28:51.320
<v Speaker 1>He was doing a walk and talk with me, and

0:28:51.360 --> 0:28:53.520
<v Speaker 1>then the camera guy was in the wrong spot and

0:28:53.720 --> 0:28:55.400
<v Speaker 1>they you know, and he said, I don't think I'm

0:28:55.400 --> 0:28:56.640
<v Speaker 1>supposed to be here, and the guy was like, yes,

0:28:56.680 --> 0:28:58.239
<v Speaker 1>you are, and then he figured it out. I was like, oh,

0:28:58.280 --> 0:29:00.360
<v Speaker 1>you know what, You're right? You know, you just knew

0:29:00.760 --> 0:29:02.560
<v Speaker 1>everything about making movies. And do you feel like you

0:29:02.680 --> 0:29:05.000
<v Speaker 1>learned from him? Yeah? Yeah, I learned some things, like

0:29:05.320 --> 0:29:07.280
<v Speaker 1>like he's the kind of guy that after every scene

0:29:07.280 --> 0:29:08.760
<v Speaker 1>he wants to look at it so you can see

0:29:08.960 --> 0:29:11.640
<v Speaker 1>make some adjustments. And I enjoyed doing that because then

0:29:11.680 --> 0:29:13.200
<v Speaker 1>you look at yourself and you go, oh, I didn't

0:29:13.200 --> 0:29:15.160
<v Speaker 1>know I was walking like that, or what am I

0:29:15.240 --> 0:29:17.080
<v Speaker 1>doing with my hands? You know? So you just like,

0:29:17.200 --> 0:29:20.760
<v Speaker 1>you know, day back, you have to playback. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Do I mean to have something in

0:29:23.160 --> 0:29:25.040
<v Speaker 1>the archives for that? Yeah? I was just asking you that,

0:29:25.240 --> 0:29:27.760
<v Speaker 1>you know, do you have any questions? I don't you

0:29:27.800 --> 0:29:29.600
<v Speaker 1>want to go to the archives or something like that.

0:29:29.960 --> 0:29:31.640
<v Speaker 1>It's okay. I just don't want to do it a

0:29:31.720 --> 0:29:35.360
<v Speaker 1>Sandlar impression and get us that what it sound like?

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<v Speaker 1>Any O? You guys have to do that, you know

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<v Speaker 1>in the interview that so you know also on twitch, Yeah,

0:29:46.240 --> 0:29:48.360
<v Speaker 1>I do a lot of twitching. The pandemic hit and

0:29:48.400 --> 0:29:50.520
<v Speaker 1>I needed to do something. I started doing that and

0:29:50.560 --> 0:29:53.640
<v Speaker 1>it worked out. Kind of dude, head that happened? Do

0:29:53.640 --> 0:29:56.200
<v Speaker 1>you always know? You know? I just started playing it

0:29:56.320 --> 0:29:59.080
<v Speaker 1>because he just became any good really fast. I didn't

0:29:59.240 --> 0:30:01.280
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't really asked. I wouldn't say I'm really good.

0:30:01.280 --> 0:30:03.040
<v Speaker 1>I just have my own technique. And then I think

0:30:03.080 --> 0:30:05.560
<v Speaker 1>people like watching me because I talk shit and to

0:30:05.640 --> 0:30:07.920
<v Speaker 1>find your technique, like what is it you do? It's different.

0:30:08.040 --> 0:30:09.760
<v Speaker 1>I have like a methodical way of like I had

0:30:09.800 --> 0:30:12.760
<v Speaker 1>these like rules you know that I try to follow

0:30:12.800 --> 0:30:16.440
<v Speaker 1>when I'm playing, like about the movement, about making sure

0:30:16.440 --> 0:30:18.520
<v Speaker 1>the equipment is in the right order, like make sure

0:30:18.560 --> 0:30:21.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm plated, make sure I'm my guns are reloaded. You

0:30:21.440 --> 0:30:23.800
<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. If you hear something, you gotta go,

0:30:24.080 --> 0:30:25.800
<v Speaker 1>you know, I gotta go get and you gotta stay moving.

0:30:25.920 --> 0:30:27.920
<v Speaker 1>It's like these certain techniques, and so I get a

0:30:27.960 --> 0:30:30.160
<v Speaker 1>lot of solo victories, and so the kids watch me

0:30:30.200 --> 0:30:32.320
<v Speaker 1>and they're just like, oh man, the old man can play.

0:30:32.480 --> 0:30:38.640
<v Speaker 1>You know that? Yeah? We actually okay, yeah, I'm trying

0:30:38.640 --> 0:30:41.960
<v Speaker 1>to I'm just saying, no, we we have. We actually

0:30:42.040 --> 0:30:45.520
<v Speaker 1>have that in the archives. What we have? We have

0:30:47.480 --> 0:30:51.520
<v Speaker 1>we have. I'm just because he's doing daddy anything. No

0:30:51.640 --> 0:30:54.720
<v Speaker 1>I did. I'm just trying to think of what you like.

0:30:54.840 --> 0:30:57.080
<v Speaker 1>I have a story about myself. Then you guys have

0:30:57.240 --> 0:31:00.040
<v Speaker 1>it in the archives. Yeah, is that what happens? Do

0:31:00.120 --> 0:31:05.440
<v Speaker 1>it happens to take out man? No way, stop stop.

0:31:05.960 --> 0:31:08.120
<v Speaker 1>We actually have the first time you ever got on

0:31:08.240 --> 0:31:11.480
<v Speaker 1>Twitch during the at the beginning of the pandemic and

0:31:11.520 --> 0:31:13.640
<v Speaker 1>the archives. Did you know that? Do you know we

0:31:13.760 --> 0:31:16.840
<v Speaker 1>have that in the archives? We do. Let's hear that.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell man, what are you doing playing video games? There's

0:31:20.560 --> 0:31:23.400
<v Speaker 1>no dog Kong here? Yeah? Did you have anything going

0:31:23.480 --> 0:31:28.320
<v Speaker 1>on in your life and it's games? You know, it's

0:31:28.480 --> 0:31:30.720
<v Speaker 1>weird because I don't remember when I was on Twitch

0:31:30.840 --> 0:31:34.960
<v Speaker 1>people talking to me, talking to you? Now you know?

0:31:36.120 --> 0:31:40.880
<v Speaker 1>Is an archive? Your troll faces? Shut your crazy old man,

0:31:41.000 --> 0:31:48.040
<v Speaker 1>don't remove people. Go where's your mom's Okay? I bet

0:31:48.080 --> 0:31:51.880
<v Speaker 1>your mom's are fat? Okay, my mom. She has a

0:31:51.920 --> 0:31:54.480
<v Speaker 1>clanchulor Problem's not's not her fault. And my mom just

0:31:54.560 --> 0:31:57.000
<v Speaker 1>doesn't like exercising and she likes eating a lot of food.

0:31:57.040 --> 0:32:01.840
<v Speaker 1>So why am I not surprised? Touts here for you, dude?

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<v Speaker 1>Y sorry, sorry gallants, the milk is so expensive. No,

0:32:06.280 --> 0:32:10.520
<v Speaker 1>look that we're back during the World War two? Old man, God,

0:32:10.720 --> 0:32:13.240
<v Speaker 1>have you seen my mom? Something like? Why how do

0:32:13.320 --> 0:32:16.200
<v Speaker 1>you know what my mom looks? Just from your voice

0:32:16.520 --> 0:32:20.080
<v Speaker 1>and like how you're talking, it sounds like someone unhealthy

0:32:20.520 --> 0:32:27.280
<v Speaker 1>raised you. So so you your back hurt? Old man?

0:32:27.680 --> 0:32:30.600
<v Speaker 1>Is your back hurt? Yeah? From carrying your mom around?

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<v Speaker 1>Damn y. Yeah, it was a tense and exchange. It

0:32:35.120 --> 0:32:37.239
<v Speaker 1>was your first exchange into which I'm glad we went

0:32:37.280 --> 0:32:40.080
<v Speaker 1>to the archives to get it. It's yeah, so that

0:32:40.200 --> 0:32:42.280
<v Speaker 1>the kids love that about me that I just snap

0:32:42.440 --> 0:32:45.200
<v Speaker 1>at though. You know you have like you have nicknames

0:32:45.320 --> 0:32:48.080
<v Speaker 1>for like the people you're fans on the thing. So

0:32:48.280 --> 0:32:53.080
<v Speaker 1>my fans nickname this is real is pos pieces of Ship.

0:32:55.080 --> 0:32:56.840
<v Speaker 1>That's what I called them. So they called themselves the

0:32:56.880 --> 0:33:02.840
<v Speaker 1>POS gang, your fans and pieces up and yet yeah,

0:33:03.080 --> 0:33:06.240
<v Speaker 1>on the twitch and then I used to how often

0:33:06.360 --> 0:33:09.440
<v Speaker 1>you went twitch? I go on every day. It all varies.

0:33:09.720 --> 0:33:13.000
<v Speaker 1>Did you just tell your cameras and have special things there?

0:33:13.160 --> 0:33:15.080
<v Speaker 1>But no, I have my singing mike. You know. So

0:33:15.240 --> 0:33:17.200
<v Speaker 1>when every time I get a victory like so that

0:33:17.280 --> 0:33:20.400
<v Speaker 1>the fans send me O. God, I want saying this

0:33:20.440 --> 0:33:23.560
<v Speaker 1>because I just know what's gonna happen. My fans send

0:33:23.600 --> 0:33:26.480
<v Speaker 1>me music. And then when I get a victory, I

0:33:26.560 --> 0:33:30.280
<v Speaker 1>will do like do like a freestyle. You know. We

0:33:30.360 --> 0:33:38.160
<v Speaker 1>actually actually have one of those freestyle from and they

0:33:39.360 --> 0:33:41.800
<v Speaker 1>And just to clarify, they send you a song. Yeah,

0:33:41.840 --> 0:33:44.480
<v Speaker 1>they send me music like just like their own beat today.

0:33:44.520 --> 0:33:46.959
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, okay, they have their own, but we actually

0:33:47.000 --> 0:33:50.040
<v Speaker 1>have that. Yeah, it actually happened. It's a good one.

0:33:57.360 --> 0:34:00.479
<v Speaker 1>I hope he sings a song for us. Okay, here

0:34:00.520 --> 0:34:03.920
<v Speaker 1>we go. I'm playing Call of Duty. I'm just doing

0:34:04.040 --> 0:34:11.040
<v Speaker 1>my duty. Slamities, booties. I don't know. I feels like

0:34:11.120 --> 0:34:18.120
<v Speaker 1>Rudy Shooty shooty. Look at with the Call of Duty

0:34:19.239 --> 0:34:25.040
<v Speaker 1>that was Eric ming gaming. Nobody is complaining everybody Shaman,

0:34:26.320 --> 0:34:33.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't like Damon Way also a comic. And then

0:34:33.560 --> 0:34:37.359
<v Speaker 1>that's what happens when you have white boxers. Yeah, yeah,

0:34:37.440 --> 0:34:41.640
<v Speaker 1>it's not great. It's a really great I did notice

0:34:41.680 --> 0:34:43.799
<v Speaker 1>they rhymed a lot of words of a duty. Yeah,

0:34:44.560 --> 0:34:49.399
<v Speaker 1>it's called the duty. That's pretty good duty. Yeah. Yeah,

0:34:50.280 --> 0:34:53.880
<v Speaker 1>my favorite football game is Rudy. So what are you

0:34:53.920 --> 0:34:57.840
<v Speaker 1>currently working on now? Um? I just you know, traveling,

0:34:58.160 --> 0:35:01.040
<v Speaker 1>doing a lot of stand up and you know, auditioning.

0:35:01.080 --> 0:35:03.719
<v Speaker 1>When I can, you know, place to jobs to do

0:35:03.880 --> 0:35:06.400
<v Speaker 1>stand up? I don't really have a favorite place. I think.

0:35:06.560 --> 0:35:09.360
<v Speaker 1>I think all the places are the cities are all

0:35:09.400 --> 0:35:11.520
<v Speaker 1>pretty much the same. People are all the same. Once

0:35:11.560 --> 0:35:14.200
<v Speaker 1>you get inside the building, it's just a collective group

0:35:14.280 --> 0:35:17.680
<v Speaker 1>of different people from all walks of life, just collectively

0:35:17.719 --> 0:35:21.120
<v Speaker 1>sitting there laughing. It's actually a pretty magical thing. It's nice.

0:35:22.160 --> 0:35:24.879
<v Speaker 1>Is it like at one city? If you had a choice, Yeah,

0:35:26.360 --> 0:35:30.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I would say San Diego is great, yea,

0:35:31.040 --> 0:35:32.400
<v Speaker 1>which I will be at. I don't know when this

0:35:32.520 --> 0:35:35.319
<v Speaker 1>is coming out, so maybe the next three weeks from

0:35:35.920 --> 0:35:39.560
<v Speaker 1>four weeks you missed me, I was in city. I

0:35:39.719 --> 0:35:47.480
<v Speaker 1>was in Lahoya three weeks ago. Uh er Griffin, thank

0:35:47.520 --> 0:35:50.080
<v Speaker 1>you so much, thank you, and congratulations to you man,

0:35:50.440 --> 0:35:53.640
<v Speaker 1>and you know those guys. Maybe I'm not all my successes. Yeah,

0:35:53.840 --> 0:36:00.880
<v Speaker 1>I can't talk about after coming up at the first

0:36:01.120 --> 0:36:04.120
<v Speaker 1>a word from our sponsors who make this high quality

0:36:04.160 --> 0:36:24.279
<v Speaker 1>program possible. Stay with us. At three, he decided to

0:36:24.360 --> 0:36:31.400
<v Speaker 1>fake his disappearance to avoid jail. Yeah, overdo tax bills,

0:36:31.800 --> 0:36:34.120
<v Speaker 1>Fucking tickets not paid. There's a lot of people who

0:36:34.160 --> 0:36:36.759
<v Speaker 1>wanted a piece of him, though, he decided to fake

0:36:36.840 --> 0:36:39.880
<v Speaker 1>his own disappearance. Where's my suitcase? Where's my suitcase? Where's

0:36:39.880 --> 0:36:42.279
<v Speaker 1>my suitcase? Get it? Find it here? Thank you, thank you?

0:36:42.440 --> 0:36:44.440
<v Speaker 1>Thank you? All right? I need I need two weeks

0:36:44.520 --> 0:36:46.680
<v Speaker 1>worth of close Come on, help help you here, because

0:36:46.719 --> 0:36:51.160
<v Speaker 1>here you go. Here's two Thank you. Where my brown shoes?

0:36:51.239 --> 0:36:54.360
<v Speaker 1>They're in there? That they're in there already? This is it.

0:36:54.600 --> 0:36:56.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna miss you. What are you doing? The disappearing thing?

0:36:57.200 --> 0:36:58.920
<v Speaker 1>We always talked about it. I didn't know you were

0:36:58.920 --> 0:37:01.200
<v Speaker 1>being serious about it. Should there is happening now I'm

0:37:01.239 --> 0:37:04.200
<v Speaker 1>really doing it, guys. I got other rides. I gotta

0:37:04.200 --> 0:37:06.480
<v Speaker 1>pick up people, got to pick up. Are you getting

0:37:06.480 --> 0:37:08.919
<v Speaker 1>in this car? Not? Just one second? I just okay,

0:37:09.000 --> 0:37:12.839
<v Speaker 1>So it's Kevin here. I'm gonna say no, I haven't

0:37:12.880 --> 0:37:17.239
<v Speaker 1>seen Kevin practice with me. Okay, excuse me. I'm looking

0:37:17.280 --> 0:37:20.399
<v Speaker 1>for Kevin. I haven't seen Kevin. You haven't. I haven't

0:37:20.440 --> 0:37:23.040
<v Speaker 1>even seen Kevin. Guys, is there something that I should

0:37:23.080 --> 0:37:25.640
<v Speaker 1>know is good? Just keep just keep them, just keep

0:37:25.680 --> 0:37:27.440
<v Speaker 1>it running, just keep it und We're going to be

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<v Speaker 1>right with it. Just one going on total you wait,

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<v Speaker 1>the more money make anyway? Yeah, this is all totally fine,

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<v Speaker 1>but you didn't and I'm gonna need a five star

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<v Speaker 1>rating though. I'm just whatever is going on here? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care. You got also like like one of those

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<v Speaker 1>good comments about me and my service? Yes, and how

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<v Speaker 1>great you were? Yeah? Back to one. Hey, excuse me,

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen Kevin is there? I'm looking for Kevin. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know where Kevin is. You don't know where

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<v Speaker 1>it's got it? All right? Don't even trust you to

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<v Speaker 1>do this? Or should I ask the uber guy to

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<v Speaker 1>do it? Do what uber guy? Let's practices? Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>authorities your him. Okay, excuse me, I'm looking for Kevin

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<v Speaker 1>who see five stars? Great stars? You couldn't do that,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, dude, dude, Okay, thank you, Okay, see you later. Bro.

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<v Speaker 1>No no no, no no no, back to one. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to keep doing this over again. Leaving right? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>should I not have on the app. It feels like

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<v Speaker 1>there's a paper trail because your pictures. If you're leaving, leave,

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<v Speaker 1>Cindy's coming over soon. Alright, fine, alright, let's you're Kevin.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know you're here. Gone, Okay, okay, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>You think he's got a handled? Should I be worried?

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<v Speaker 1>He should be really worried. That guy seemed very shifty.

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<v Speaker 1>He's for sure going to rat on you. Bro. Whoa

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<v Speaker 1>HI with the authorities looking for Kevin n You know

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<v Speaker 1>what Kevin? We're talking about, sir, Kevin? This one Kevin?

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what, Kevin, We're talking Kevin Masterson. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you seen him? Well? I know five Kevin masters. You

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<v Speaker 1>know five Kevin Masterson? Yeah? Five. They all have different

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<v Speaker 1>middle name. Oh yeah, what are their middle names? Name? One? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin Michael McAllister Kevin McAllister master sin. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>what did I say? You said? Micallister? Like home alone?

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<v Speaker 1>I just watched that movies all days, though? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>which one? It's my favorite one? Right? That's that's a

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<v Speaker 1>pretty good one. That's the good one. They intended to

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<v Speaker 1>actually kill him in that one, to shoot him with

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<v Speaker 1>a gun in that one. Yeah, and one they would

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<v Speaker 1>by today right now you can't have in a kids movie.

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<v Speaker 1>They take him to the pocket gun. I got this

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<v Speaker 1>lady coming over. Her name is Cindy, and it's I

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<v Speaker 1>only get some time with her because she's married. You

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<v Speaker 1>guys want to ask me questions or no? Married? So

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<v Speaker 1>you're in you you like doing? I have an affair

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<v Speaker 1>with her yet sort of like Cindy. They he doesn't finish,

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<v Speaker 1>she does. Dangay, isn't that the one E been with?

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<v Speaker 1>Like the mailman? You know Cindy. I know Sydney's such

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<v Speaker 1>a piece of guys, like missing a screw or sod.

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<v Speaker 1>So when Cindy gonna get here, what do you say?

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<v Speaker 1>The three of us will take you anyway you've seen? Kevin?

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<v Speaker 1>What's that was easy? I don't know Kevin. Kevin, you

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<v Speaker 1>just said he went that way. I didn't know what

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin you're talking about. You don't I know Kevin Michael.

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<v Speaker 1>You know where they are, sir? What's the last name?

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<v Speaker 1>Bestest I know? Kevin Bacon Masterson. Kevin Bacon Masterson works

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<v Speaker 1>out at the donut shop. Babe, who's having sex with Cindy?

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<v Speaker 1>And that's your connection? Kevin Bacon Maths three Degrees of

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