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Speaker 1: Can you hear me right now, Hayes, you hear me

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 3: Yes, okay, can you hear me? I think so?

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is what's been so crazy?

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Speaker 3: Is this like.

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Speaker 1: Journey that I've been on?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, with this hunk of junk, it costs helm thousands

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Speaker 4: of dollars right, yeah, this her hermmer like and and

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Speaker 4: it's and it's uh a company that I won't name

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Speaker 4: attention than they've already soaked up with all their antics.

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Speaker 1: But it's it's.

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Speaker 4: A name of a fruit, yeah, that someone could ease.

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Speaker 4: And it's making computers. And the computers guess what, mhmm

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Speaker 4: don't flipping work, Hayes.

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Speaker 3: I've that none of them.

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Speaker 4: They've they're ever work, and nobody else makes any so

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Speaker 4: you have so you here are your choices, the fruit,

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Speaker 4: the Broken Fruit Company, and nothing. Guess which one I

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Speaker 4: picked both? I guess because the Broken Fruit Company is nothing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, the headphones.

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Speaker 4: Don't work, which is just a little important because I'm

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Speaker 4: a famous podcaster. So the headphones, yeah, I guess some Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I guess that is basically my hammer and nails. Well,

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Speaker 4: that's how it's it's the headphone hole, right, it's the

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Speaker 4: headphone hole. Headphones work. I could plug them into something else,

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Speaker 4: though I don't know what that would be, since nobody

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Speaker 4: else makes anything anymore.

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Speaker 1: We used to make things in this country.

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Speaker 3: M hm. We used to make pigs. So the headphone

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Speaker 3: hole has a blockage. There's what I want to bring

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Speaker 3: Jane in right away?

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, great?

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Speaker 3: Janet Varney JB JV Club host, What episode is this

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Speaker 3: for us? Kevin for.

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Speaker 2: Eighty four seventy two?

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Speaker 5: It's so close, guys, close.

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Speaker 3: We're just swimming in Janet's wake. The JV Club is

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Speaker 3: on what for eighty I.

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Speaker 1: Think it's cool.

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Speaker 5: I think we're in the early night broke.

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Speaker 3: Into the four nineties.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, what's that like?

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Speaker 5: It is going to get so good in about ten episodes.

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Speaker 5: You are going to feel what I feel, which is

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Speaker 5: you're at the top at the shitty roller coaster that

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Speaker 5: is probably made by that same fruit company, because I

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Speaker 5: think they're behind much more than we've been saying. Where

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Speaker 5: you get the view of everything before the five hundred mark,

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Speaker 1: Is that right?

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Speaker 4: That's because I was told when we first started this

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Speaker 1: And I have been feeling close.

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Speaker 4: Course that's that's of course, when you're feeling close, that's

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Speaker 3: And how do they sign up for the roller coaster?

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Speaker 3: Like it's all a scam to like, yes, you need

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Speaker 3: on even the wait list. Yeah, for the roller coaster.

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Speaker 3: Oh you have to go buy this entire whole computer cost.

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Speaker 4: Oh do you need the yearly pass for the theme

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Speaker 4: park that the roller coaster is at? And that's just

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Speaker 4: hermund one thousand dollars.

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Speaker 5: I see, this is what I got to stop you.

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Speaker 5: And I feel like this is just a na You've

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Speaker 5: been on your part. It's not your fault. But if

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Speaker 5: You know what I mean? And I know you might

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Speaker 4: I would put on an unsanitized set of used headphones,

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Speaker 4: Actually they get They're so big, they got it all

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Speaker 5: So much older than I thought you were. Yeah, just

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Speaker 5: very very bread bread, Oh my god, bread.

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Speaker 5: furniture that bad things are done on. I was looking

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Speaker 5: into the possibility of renting an airbnb for sketch Fest

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Speaker 5: talk about sketch Fest, everybody. I fell into the rabbit hole.

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Speaker 5: And by the way, a rabbit hole is one of

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Speaker 5: the places you can stay on Airbnb because they have

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Speaker 5: You sleep on a missile with zero like you could.

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Speaker 3: You show up to the Missosilo and there's that whole

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Speaker 5: I don't know if there's a real bed there, launch coat.

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Speaker 5: And then there was a different place that was a that.

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Speaker 5: Oh listen, you want to watch Temple of Doom on

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Speaker 3: Everybody shouldn't be allowed to do that. It's either you're

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Speaker 5: That's right, that's right, which is it. That's right.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be a nerd, Be a nerd and be alone.

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Speaker 5: Yes. And also, like the reviews, I got real intot

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Speaker 5: the reviews, and the reviews are like every other one.

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Speaker 5: It will be like my kids had such a great time,

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, And then the next and then the next

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Speaker 3: Kids, disgusting speaking of the whole days of San Francisco.

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Speaker 3: out in the hate sketch Fest actually had sketches. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, before we sold out to Big Comedy, it was

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Speaker 3: Now it's all stand up and like sometimes an improv

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Speaker 1: You're appearing at sketch Fest. Are you appearing at sketch Fest?

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Speaker 5: I guess yeah, I am appearing at sketch Fest. But

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Speaker 1: That's what I heard.

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Speaker 4: I heard that a scout from Adam dot com is

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Speaker 5: What.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Now this is not confirmed, but I got an email.

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Speaker 4: I have my little l's out there doing.

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Speaker 4: A little birdie told me that there's a scout from

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Speaker 4: Because the comedy is atomic, right, the laughter is explosive.

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Speaker 5: Is that still and it's still thriving?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, jav have you not been on there.

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Speaker 5: I haven't been on there lately. I actually moved on

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Speaker 1: You're still laughing about videos.

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Speaker 5: I have cancer, but in a great way, just from fallout,

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Speaker 3: Any as a professional podcast or anything. Any advice on

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Speaker 5: I think you're gonna have to. You might have to

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Speaker 5: no thousand dollars, thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: We already look, there's there's no there's no other company,

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Speaker 5: You're gonna if you're going with a different company, you're

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Speaker 4: Or if it wasn't sketch, that would be the sketch,

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, but.

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Speaker 5: What Kevin did that?

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Speaker 3: Whoa Janet? Let me share conversation that has been being

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Speaker 3: I love Janet. Oh Janet, Oh my gosh, Jane's so amazing.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm jealous. You get to hang out with Janet

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Speaker 3: And then I look into the numbers on this I'm like,

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Speaker 2: Oh, overall, Janet, you're scoring a seven out of eight.

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Speaker 4: So right, great, and that feels like you're just kind

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Speaker 5: I'm prancing around with seven cues. I have seven seven cues.

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Speaker 5: And so meanwhile there's seven scientology interns are like spit

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Speaker 5: People contain multit just nobody's perfect. Nobody's perfect.

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Speaker 4: We're out there, we're out there actually conducting these experiments.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I started go fund me for Kickstarter. That go

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Speaker 5: That my friend is a stunt, but is there a

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Speaker 3: Thing want people to come out of this being like wow,

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Speaker 4: Why because we don't take sides in that stuff, Like

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Speaker 4: we don't think we're not going to be like this

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Speaker 4: is good.

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Speaker 1: This is alienate you know, half of the audience.

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Speaker 5: Right, So whoever you're saving it can't be anything tied

454
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Speaker 5: to politics in any way or killing Yeah, okay, so

455
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Speaker 5: it needs to be so It could be that the

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Speaker 5: person you save is Blant. Oh wait what you.

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Speaker 1: Know what I mean?

458
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Speaker 3: Maybe?

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Speaker 4: And it's and I don't have the right example because

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Speaker 4: its been land is too divisive, but right, but like

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Speaker 4: now been well, but Benlan's holding someone hostage.

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Speaker 5: Somebody not.

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Speaker 1: Janet, but Janet would be perfect. Just because.

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Speaker 5: This has started to make a lot of sense, it's

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Speaker 5: started to make a lot of sense.

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Speaker 1: Well, is this something we could save? Who everybody likes

467
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Speaker 1: to keep?

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Speaker 6: This?

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Speaker 3: Holding Janet hostage?

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Speaker 4: Is?

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Speaker 5: Does bin Laden have a brother like Gallagher has a

472
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Speaker 5: brother like he now has he's doing he's up to something.

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Speaker 5: But there's a twist. He's got his own.

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Speaker 1: That's so smart.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let me tell you what I mean. And I

476
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Speaker 3: understand why you don't know this. They don't want this

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Speaker 3: to get out. The one they got that was been

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Speaker 3: Laden too.

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Speaker 5: Oh that was been to not or that was still

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Speaker 5: have been that problem that was been Lot and t

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Speaker 5: o Oh yes, okay, got it, got it got like

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Speaker 5: team Wolf.

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Speaker 3: Yes. And that's why very quickly they were like, oh,

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Speaker 3: let's like throw this guy off a ship and they're like,

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Speaker 3: see look there he goes.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so yeah, right, if not him, if I'm just saying,

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Speaker 5: and consider this, if he's not available, is there someone

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Speaker 5: else who could kidnap me that you could save me from?

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm just I'm worried that we're going to I

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Speaker 4: think we work around his avail.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think maybe he's dressed you up to look

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Speaker 3: exactly like him, and so as he's holding you, as

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Speaker 3: he's holding you hostage, it's a it's sort of a

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Speaker 3: which one do.

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Speaker 4: I ask him something only the real.

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Speaker 5: So let me get this straight. You're asking him something

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Speaker 5: only he would know, so that you will make sure

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Speaker 5: to kill him.

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Speaker 1: His answer lie, But I would think he's not.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I know he's got his flaws, but he's

501
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Speaker 4: not that disgusting that he would lie to our face

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Speaker 4: if we were a question like that. I suppose if

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Speaker 4: he did, then yeah, we'd be in a spot where

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Speaker 4: we could potentially yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like the wrong laden.

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Speaker 3: God. And I mean, I almost don't want to give

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Speaker 3: him this idea. But can you imagine he dresses up

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Speaker 3: as Janet Varney. He suddenly has no imagined Bin Lawden,

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Speaker 3: armed with Janet Varney's qating.

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Speaker 1: Ooh, danger, Mount Danger.

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Speaker 4: That is really scary to me. I hope he's not listening.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I hope he is. I would love to

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Speaker 4: have a celebrity.

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Speaker 1: Fan, you know.

515
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Speaker 4: But I but I hope he didn't hear that part.

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Speaker 4: I hope he was, you know, doing something else on

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Speaker 4: his phone.

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Speaker 5: I am excited to read the episode description that I

519
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Speaker 5: can only assume Kevin writes, and that I can only

520
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Speaker 5: assume starts out with after the guy's resurrect Osama Bin

521
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Speaker 5: Laden Comma, and then no one will read past that.

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Speaker 5: Uh so you don't really You could just put in

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Speaker 5: like that filler, those that scramble of letters that fill

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Speaker 5: in when you want to see what the shape of

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Speaker 5: a letter is supposed to look like or whatever.

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Speaker 3: Kevin takes a more abstract approach to his episodions descriptions. Uh,

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Speaker 3: it's it's a very their paywalled. Basically the actual information, Yeah,

528
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Speaker 3: is a separate paywall goes just to Kevin. You can

529
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Speaker 3: subscribe to I like this the full description for the episode.

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Speaker 3: But what you get other than that is like, I've.

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Speaker 4: Asked Kevin to be more descriptive, to like Kevin some idea,

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Speaker 4: like something to get them to listen, and he said,

533
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Speaker 4: and he says the same thing every time he goes,

534
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Speaker 4: he gets really close to me. He goes, if one

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Speaker 4: wants to be remembered as tasting, well, one must leave

536
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Speaker 4: them hungry for more.

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Speaker 5: I got to look up their descriptions very.

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Speaker 1: So he's trying to for more.

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Speaker 4: So it'll probably it may not have your name in

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Speaker 4: the description. It may not even say which podcast this is.

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Speaker 5: I typed in Hollywood Hamage Book, and it does seem

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Speaker 5: like there is a Hollywood Hamage book.

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Speaker 1: There's a ham one. Yeah, yeah, there.

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Speaker 5: That might be a problem that that's probably what's happening.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for you guys for lunch.

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Speaker 5: Lou Wilson, our D and D friend. That boys, Okay,

547
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Speaker 5: the boys, he teaches the boys. The boys, the boys.

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Speaker 5: You have capital T and capital B. That's going to

549
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Speaker 5: be a problem for you right there. Amazon Video is

550
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Speaker 5: going to come after you. Amazon Prime Video. Amazon Prime

551
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Speaker 5: Video is going to get doesn't matter, does not matter.

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Speaker 5: We can dungeons and dragons.

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Speaker 4: It's been our offer code for as long as I

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Speaker 4: can remember.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, Kevin used to brain doesn't work.

556
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we used to be in Africa when we had ads.

557
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Speaker 3: The Kevin says that Kevin says about his episode descriptions

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Speaker 3: help me figure this out. He says, sell dispizzle, not

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Speaker 3: the steak.

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Speaker 1: Huh, what's what is? What is dispizzle? What's this bizzle? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I haven't been able to get a straight answer out. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he goes, you know, bizzle spizzle.

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Speaker 5: The sound of cooking steak is also trying to get

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Speaker 5: your attention.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, oh, the steak has a secret.

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Speaker 5: Yes, although you know what, I'm sorry, that's pizzle, that's pizzle,

567
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Speaker 5: that's actually p sizz.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Kevin cooks in a way that that the food goes.

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Speaker 3: That's how he cooks.

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Speaker 5: It's kind of spurty.

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Speaker 3: Can we do something a stunt at the zoo?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess keep going back to that. Seems like

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Speaker 4: that tiger cage. Jumping in the tiger cage gets a

574
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Speaker 4: lot of buzz, and these kids are going in there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, these kids are reaching for a bear or something.

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Speaker 3: There's like a there's like form an orderly line for

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Speaker 3: these kids. They're jump in the in the hyena.

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Speaker 5: The kid went into the tiger cage for a bear.

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Speaker 5: He deserved what he got? Well, yeah, nothing nothing, nothing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not it's I wouldn't get them confused.

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Speaker 5: I haven't the zoo. Are we still doing those? I

582
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Speaker 5: guess we are too far from one if we're.

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Speaker 3: At the zoo.

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Speaker 4: And I don't want to make it too muddled, but

585
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Speaker 4: is there any way we could find that plan?

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Speaker 1: You remember the plane, the like Malaysian plane.

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00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 5: There's a couple, there's a couple of missing ones, a

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00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 5: couple of missing ones.

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Speaker 4: When you find the plane at the zoo, like we're

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Speaker 4: saving the kid and then we kind of push the

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Speaker 4: tigers and we go hang out, what's that behind you, tiger? Like,

592
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Speaker 4: what's been behind where you've been like sleeping?

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Speaker 1: And we couldn't gone the plane? And when we have

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Speaker 1: the plane.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's great. Are the have they been alive and

596
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Speaker 5: living among the ties?

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Speaker 3: They're doing so good? They're doing Yes, they're doing awesome

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Speaker 3: like a rabbit holes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean.

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Speaker 2: This is good.

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Speaker 5: Again, this does, and I hate to put too fine

602
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Speaker 5: a point, does require you to leave your homes. You

603
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Speaker 5: know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: You said that you live right by the zoo, right

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Speaker 3: possibly at the zoo.

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Speaker 2: Do not.

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Speaker 5: I do not live at the zoo. I cannot emphasize

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Speaker 5: that enough. And I know this sounds like I'm maybe

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Speaker 5: selling it a little too hard, because live at the zoo,

610
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Speaker 5: but I do not live next to the ostridge of

611
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Speaker 5: the zoo. I do not live next to the ostrich

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Speaker 5: at the zoo.

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Speaker 3: So I do think this is a good opportunity given

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Speaker 3: that you It's fine if you misspoke, but a lot

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Speaker 3: of people are gonna think that you live at the

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Speaker 3: zoo based on this podcast.

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00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 5: I can't control that. I cannot.

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00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 3: I think it's a good opportunity to issue a statement.

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Speaker 3: Kevin is amazing at typing these, and so if we

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Speaker 3: want to just like get the statement out right now

621
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Speaker 3: that you don't live in the zoo.

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Speaker 5: A statement, A statement perfect.

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Speaker 4: And I see that you have a big jar of

624
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Speaker 4: ostrich food on your desk.

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Speaker 5: And what I do are Kevin, I can see.

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00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 1: I can see shred that you have an enormous jar

627
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Speaker 1: of ostrich And if you could.

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Speaker 5: Just describe what ostriche food.

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Speaker 7: Looks long food, it's giant, long, leggy there. Yeah, no, yeah,

630
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Speaker 7: seeds like a football.

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Speaker 3: No.

632
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 5: I don't know what you're talking about.

633
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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: All right, Well, then let's get a statement out because

635
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 4: it's you know, that's the only way to put this

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Speaker 4: thing to bed.

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00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 3: Let's get this out of the way, because this thing

638
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 3: is going viral or madness.

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Speaker 5: I love a first I'd love Kevin to hear just

640
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 5: a first draft, you know, just to you don't have to,

641
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 5: We're gonna polish it up, don't worry about you know,

642
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 5: but I'd love to hear from you kind of what

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Speaker 5: you anticipated starting out with. And based on the descriptions

644
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Speaker 5: from the podcast episodes I've just reviewed, it's going to

645
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Speaker 5: be too short.

646
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Speaker 1: There's not going to be.

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Speaker 5: What are your thoughts?

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Speaker 1: It starts with dear listeners?

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00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, new line?

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00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 5: Oh so this statement is only only reaching listeners, and

651
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Speaker 5: it's only reaching.

652
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 3: Well this Kevin wields the paywall. Have you read the

653
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Speaker 3: short story The Cask of i'm Atiago?

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Speaker 5: You're sure?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's keV every day. I'm just trying to enjoy

656
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Speaker 3: my i'm Ontiado. Then I turn around and Kevin has

657
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Speaker 3: nearly finished sealing the inside the wall.

658
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Speaker 5: Oh no, wait, is that the cask of a montiato

659
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Speaker 5: that the person gets sealed in the up in the wall?

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Speaker 5: Is that that one?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Or is that the a I could speak to.

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Speaker 4: It?

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Speaker 2: I guess?

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Speaker 5: Is that what happens in every Edgar all In post story?

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Speaker 5: Someone Geody gets yeah, so he invented the paywall. That's

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Speaker 5: kind of.

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Speaker 1: Cool effectively behind a paye when you look.

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Speaker 5: Back on it and you think he invented the freaking

669
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Speaker 5: paywall right there, that's cooler and more looke creative. Then

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Speaker 5: svord Lee was with his famous with his famous melting clocks,

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Speaker 5: with his famous fruit.

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Speaker 1: Man, Edgar walland Poe Edgar Edgar Walla.

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Speaker 5: It's more like Edgar walland Poe, I wish you were

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Speaker 5: still here. I wish you were still here.

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00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: Now. Yeah, he's you know what he's doing, holding still

676
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 1: in his grave. Oh yeah, no need to spin.

677
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 5: He's holding tensely still, so still, like a little might

678
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 5: come out, everything so tight. Yeah, he is loving it.

679
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 3: He had one story that we read in school which

680
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 3: is like, I guess, kind of the first big detective

681
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 3: story where what ends up happening. And I might be

682
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,879
Speaker 3: remembering this wrong, but it was that a grilly did it.

683
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 5: Uh huh.

684
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,240
Speaker 3: That's the big secret.

685
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 1: There's a grilly.

686
00:35:56,760 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 3: Yeah wow, and he's he's smashed everyone.

687
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 4: People in the comments are going to say, oh, I

688
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 4: wish Sean told this famous long guerrilla Joe could get

689
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 4: on this episode.

690
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 3: And so that is also sort of a prelude to

691
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 3: our everyday experience, which is all these horrible things happening

692
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 3: at the zoo, which is something that we can put

693
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 3: a stop to, provided that we actually do prove to

694
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 3: our I guess are paying listeners that you do not

695
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 3: live there. But it's gonna like everything that we're building

696
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 3: here is in jeopardy if if it comes out or

697
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 3: at least is understood to be the case that you

698
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,320
Speaker 3: live at the zoo.

699
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:42,760
Speaker 4: Okay, if it's even suspected, honestly, with any kind of credibility,

700
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 4: that you live at the zoo, everything we're able to

701
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 4: increase our key rating, we'll be unable to save you

702
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 4: as well.

703
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 5: Why do you think that we're so offended and upset

704
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 5: by that? Don't you think people think it's cool?

705
00:36:56,160 --> 00:37:00,760
Speaker 4: Because because it's a betrayal, because you you've been saying

706
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 4: that you didn't live at the zoo. Then now you

707
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 4: slip up and say you did live at the zoo,

708
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 4: and people are going, well, what can I believe anything?

709
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 3: Now you basically wrote the book on not living at

710
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 3: the zoo and pretty much your whole personality.

711
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 5: That's true, That is very true. I don't know, I

712
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 5: don't know all I can say is to my knowledge,

713
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 5: to my knowledge, I don't live at the zoo. I

714
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,320
Speaker 5: don't I'll say I don't remember living at the zoo.

715
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 5: I don't recall. If I don't recall, I don't recall

716
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 5: living at the zoo. I don't think I remember having

717
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 5: lived or living.

718
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 4: I mean, what one thing, what I thought we could

719
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 4: start to start in like a fun way for.

720
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 5: The stage, like when we start the episode. Oh sorry,

721
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 5: the statement.

722
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 4: This episode will not be fun that the statement could

723
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 4: be we could go the zoo couldn't be me.

724
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, hey, I like this.

725
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 5: That's me. That's how it starts. And I'm saying it.

726
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 5: I'm saying statement.

727
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:07,240
Speaker 1: It's me Vanny, Yeah, it me, Yeah, it me? Yeah,

728
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,760
Speaker 1: hit me, Jarnet Varney.

729
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,840
Speaker 5: Yeah. So you're I see. Okay, So you're saying that

730
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 5: if I misidentify myself, everything I say after that is

731
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 5: fine because I never claimed to you myself.

732
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 3: That's exculpatory.

733
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 5: That is genius.

734
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, genius giving ourselves a little bit of wiggle room.

735
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 5: The last time I was at a zoo, and the

736
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 5: reason that I pretended to move in next to the I.

737
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 3: Was and loving this was.

738
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 5: There's nothing interesting about it. Other than that, it was

739
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 5: very unnerving that the ostriche paced me as I walked

740
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 5: past it in a way that was like, because it's

741
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:52,760
Speaker 5: like it knows that there's something special and extraordinary about

742
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 5: it being at eye level, its eyes being at eye

743
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 5: level with yours. So it walks along like looking at

744
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,719
Speaker 5: you the whole time, like, yeah, you're fucking walking, so

745
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 5: am I I'm walking Also until I get to the

746
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 5: end of this enclosure, then I'm out of luck. But

747
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 5: it was very unnerving. It felt like there was a

748
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 5: secret shared between us, uh that was functioning at a

749
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:18,360
Speaker 5: higher level of intelligence and spirituality than I was expecting

750
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 5: from any animal at the zoo. And I think it's

751
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 5: fair to say, least of all the ostrich did I

752
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 5: expect to have a weird feeling of intimidation, like like

753
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 5: intelligent intimidation.

754
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, a couple of notes. I'm gonna I'm going to

755
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 3: tell you what I liked about that story. First, where

756
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,560
Speaker 3: you say like I was walking.

757
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 1: Like I didn't compliment sandwich. Yeah, it's I can.

758
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 5: Feel like there was no question that the inside was

759
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 5: going to be extremely painful to hear, but.

760
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,840
Speaker 3: Go ahead, I did. It's not sandwich.

761
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 5: It be.

762
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 3: It's really tall. I was walking it did look at me.

763
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:55,400
Speaker 3: This happened to me in the past. It is not

764
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 3: happening to me right now.

765
00:39:57,719 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, I should have made the memory fainter. I can

766
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 5: tell now that is this is.

767
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 3: And now we come to the nasty business of the critique,

768
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 3: which is it is so detailed that it is clearly

769
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 3: happening to you in this moment.

770
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 5: This is harsh. Could you guys just spread a little

771
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 5: crisco on the a little go Go juice laced.

772
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:27,359
Speaker 3: That's the issue. The crisco is so full of go

773
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 3: Go dust particles. Yeah, uh, that it's an extra crunch.

774
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 5: You're like lens crunch, Sandy, great, great great great Uh.

775
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 3: And so we're just gonna have to maybe work on

776
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 3: not telling zoos stories at all, or if that's not

777
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 3: an option, just like making them extremely faint to the

778
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,800
Speaker 3: point where that people listen to it and they're like,

779
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 3: this either didn't happen or it was so long ago

780
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 3: that like the way she's describing this animal, don't say

781
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 3: that it's like, I don't accurately say that it is

782
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 3: at eye level.

783
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 5: Right, And.

784
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 4: To get things wrong about the zoo that make people

785
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,359
Speaker 4: suspect that the actual lie is that you've ever been

786
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:15,240
Speaker 4: to a zoo. Right, so if you could have information

787
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,800
Speaker 4: where like the name of the animal is wrong, the

788
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 4: shape of the animal does it match that you said.

789
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 4: You're saying things are at the zoo that are not

790
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 4: at the zoo. It seems like you might have confused

791
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:32,479
Speaker 4: the grocery store with zoo. Like these are these would

792
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:36,879
Speaker 4: be very powerful, uh tools to kind of lead people

793
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 4: away from.

794
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 3: This talk about the ostrich looking at you with it

795
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 3: has eyes and it's with its eyes and its palms.

796
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:53,399
Speaker 5: Came, I love I love it? No, I did I say,

797
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 5: I meant the fennel enclosure. I don't know why, because

798
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 5: the has that kind of the the green plumes that

799
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 5: come out of the top of the perfect think about it.

800
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 5: The shape is very similar. Actually are purtridges and the

801
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 5: plumes are known to be And.

802
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 1: That's in a totally different section.

803
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, plumes.

804
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 1: Nearby The yeahs are going to be over with the ston.

805
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 5: I really hope someone calls them plumes like it's that

806
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 5: feels important right now. It feels important that someone possibly

807
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 5: that lives near me, which by the way, is not

808
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 5: near or in the zoo call some plumes. Can you

809
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 5: pick me up a couple of plumes? Write plumes? This

810
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:37,760
Speaker 5: beautiful pivot.

811
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 3: I almost like the Fennel enclosure all this people.

812
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 4: Sorry, buddy, I gave you such a good personality where

813
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 4: people hear you talking about the zoo, trying to deny

814
00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 4: that you live there, but it's like you okay, Like

815
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 4: she clearly does live at what she thinks is a zoo,

816
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 4: but it's actually the grocery store.

817
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, which is fine. Like that that is like a

818
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 3: like a story that people can just like move a

819
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 3: relatable you know what I mean. She lives at the store,

820
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:18,959
Speaker 3: she think that's the zoo. Great, we're done here. Yeah,

821
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 3: all the cues are preserved. You might be picking up

822
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 3: a couple like little Q pieces off the floor.

823
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 1: I don't think having spares.

824
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that is a possibility for you guys, if

825
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 5: because I feel I mean, I don't know if you

826
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,839
Speaker 5: are like you know, maybe you order your groceries through

827
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 5: a service. Uh, but if you do go to the

828
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 5: grocery store, that's but you're you know, you don't like

829
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 5: leaving your home creating like doing like an active of

830
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 5: bravery at a grocery store might be maybe that's the

831
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 5: stunt level we're talking about for you guys.

832
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: Like I go to the grocery store. I like to

833
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 1: go there. I go to the Australia section. I like

834
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:53,400
Speaker 1: to see the koalas.

835
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 5: Now, I don't know what you're giving away. Are you

836
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 5: giving away that you live in a grocery store?

837
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 3: Now?

838
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 5: I don't know what's happening.

839
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: I'm I think the grocery store. I think the zoo

840
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 1: is the grocery store. You think the grocery store is

841
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:09,799
Speaker 1: the zoo.

842
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:14,160
Speaker 5: We are the thing, you know, that's why you got

843
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 5: to be That mirror. Got to be a mirror, and

844
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:23,439
Speaker 5: the mirror is going to have some opposites, maybe the left.

845
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 3: I don't go to the grocery store often. I do

846
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 3: use the service as you mentioned.

847
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 5: Basically, could you say the person delivering the groceries.

848
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 3: You what you can do. There's a new service where

849
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:41,280
Speaker 3: they'll deliver your groceries. You basically have a funeral procession,

850
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 3: go buy your house, and they like, who cares what

851
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 3: route they do? They're just driving to drive like they

852
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 3: and you know they're going so slow. So it's like

853
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 3: it's very easy to just redirect it right by your house. Yeah,

854
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,840
Speaker 3: and there's always extra food. Who wants to eat all that?

855
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,320
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, Like you have to everyone,

856
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 3: but you have to get it. No one's gonna eat it.

857
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 3: You don't go for seconds at a funeral. There's a

858
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:10,280
Speaker 3: body sitting right there. No one wants to eat the food.

859
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess that's where I'm confused. I'm just confused,

860
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 5: Like you do you think that funerals are like traveling

861
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 5: buffets they have to bring Like, are you under the

862
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 5: impression that they move slowly so that people can walk

863
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,440
Speaker 5: up and eat the food?

864
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 1: They go really slow and you just just grab a

865
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 1: couple of handfuls.

866
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, that actually does explain a lot.

867
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:38,280
Speaker 3: You have enough time to, like, like, there's a grill

868
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:44,319
Speaker 3: sitting there so you can amble all.

869
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you gotta you know, you gotta adjust

870
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 1: your wardrobe a little bit. You have to be wearing black.

871
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 5: No adjustment necessary for me.

872
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, they kind of gonna stick out. Well, I can

873
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,479
Speaker 1: see your shirt. What now, I can see your shirt?

874
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 5: Okay, you're sure it's my black shirt? You can you

875
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 5: can see my black shirts.

876
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,240
Speaker 3: And we've been like we have been trying to avoid

877
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 3: people have been putting at the us saying that we

878
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 3: can see our guest clothes and things like that.

879
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 1: Is like, people really don't want us to do that,

880
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 1: and then it's that's the type of harassment.

881
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 3: It's weird that we do it as often as we do.

882
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 3: I have come to that realization as well. It shouldn't

883
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 3: come up that much. It should have made if it

884
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 3: happened once.

885
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 4: Okay, it's become at this point almost a recurring segment

886
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 4: on the show that we talk about our ability to

887
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 4: see our guest clothing. I'm ready to look in the

888
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 4: Crisco mirror and say this is an issue on my end. Kevin,

889
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,360
Speaker 4: how's the change, How's the statement coming along?

890
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 2: Dave was coming along great, and I also have a

891
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:55,799
Speaker 2: great uh pitch too, So.

892
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 3: I'll start with the statement.

893
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 2: Way to overseell, dear listens, the zoo couldn't be me.

894
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:08,279
Speaker 2: Hey guys, it means, okay, hey guy, to flip flip

895
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 2: the please, dear listeners, Hey guys, it me Jarnett Varney,

896
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 2: the zoo couldn't be me. I don't recall living at

897
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,200
Speaker 2: the zoo. What was up?

898
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 3: JV?

899
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 4: I like it. I feel like, well, it makes them

900
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 4: invites them in to participate in the conversation. It's it's

901
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,240
Speaker 4: like now I'm now, it's time for me to listen.

902
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 5: Here's my concern. And normally I don't have a problem

903
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:44,759
Speaker 5: with plagiarism at all, but that sounds so close to

904
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:49,320
Speaker 5: a speech that Rudy Giuliani has given. That's my concern.

905
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 5: You want to talk about a guy who saved a

906
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 5: bunch of people, That guy saved all of New York

907
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,840
Speaker 5: from terrorism. That's right, and that I don't want to

908
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,760
Speaker 5: compete with the you know, don't take sides.

909
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 2: I know you don't.

910
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 5: I know you don't take sides. Side, but I know

911
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 5: you don't take sides.

912
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not We're not taking either side.

913
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 3: Rudy Giuliani. Uniting the country and its darkest moment is

914
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 3: not something.

915
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:16,240
Speaker 5: That we there's no to that. That's like an imperial exactly,

916
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 5: that's happened. No, you're right, you're right.

917
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 4: Why hasn't he been on SNL lately? I remember him

918
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 4: coming so I remember doing well m m yeah, yeah.

919
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 3: So rude to be like after he did all that,

920
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 3: be like, okay, you could do this.

921
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 1: One time, right, He's got to have an open in whenever.

922
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:45,839
Speaker 5: If there was one show you guys could pop into

923
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:46,760
Speaker 5: whenever you wanted.

924
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 3: What would it be?

925
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 1: Okay?

926
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 4: Oh no, I knew you always have these for us

927
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 4: charge you always come in with the I'm like you,

928
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 4: I don't want to like he's thinking about. This is

929
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 4: fun though, So it's a show and I can pop

930
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 4: in whenever I want.

931
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 1: Yes, Oh gosh, it's delicious. Does it have to be real?

932
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 5: Oh no, Heaven's no, Heaven's no.

933
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, that helps currently on.

934
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:35,359
Speaker 5: Doesn't matter from any era in television, any era, thing

935
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 5: real or imagined anything.

936
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

937
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 3: Cordon great.

938
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,319
Speaker 5: And you're talking about according to Jim, but you call

939
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 5: it Cordon's inside the CEO R D I n apostrophe

940
00:49:55,680 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 5: exactly exactly. Well, that's a great choice. That's a great choice.

941
00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 3: Mine, of course, is The Big Brunch uh huh. Dan

942
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 3: Leeby's new heartwarming reality show on Hbox, where ten chefs

943
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 3: share their business dreams and win is award at three

944
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 3: hundred thousand dollars. And we will be inviting names and

945
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,800
Speaker 3: places like the King of All Meals. Right, Yes, we

946
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 3: will be inviting Cordon Comma Jim on this show to

947
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 3: say sit here. Yeah, we're gonna have the big brunch.

948
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: We can see what you're wearing, and we're gonna show.

949
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:43,720
Speaker 3: We could see all your clothes, and we're gonna show,

950
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:47,399
Speaker 3: and we're gonna show. We're gonna see how you act

951
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,759
Speaker 3: in the situation, and we're gonna we're gonna show that

952
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 3: we can behave normally at the big brunch.

953
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:54,760
Speaker 4: And have a nice brunch and just get a totally

954
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 4: normal order, which is an eggshell Omelet.

955
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 5: Look at you. That is a zero. Wasst goal right there?

956
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 5: That is a zero. You are You've been You've become

957
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 5: known as the guy who wants the waist. I want

958
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 5: your leavings. I want your leavings. What did you use

959
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 5: to make that? Give me those stems, Give me the

960
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:26,399
Speaker 5: whatever you call the thing that I guess it's still

961
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 5: a stem if.

962
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 1: It's like on an opertado, but it's you. It's trash.

963
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 5: I want the umbilical cord leavings. I want all of it.

964
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 5: I went every I do not want anything wasted.

965
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 3: I want justin omlett.

966
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 4: I want to lick the salad dressing out of the

967
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 4: cap from the book The Baby Chickens.

968
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 3: The biblical cords. Yes, Kevin, well, Janet, it's time for

969
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:48,959
Speaker 3: my big pitch.

970
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh great, Okay, You're going down the escalator at

971
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 2: the zoo and your long shoelace gets stuck right as

972
00:51:56,640 --> 00:52:01,439
Speaker 2: you you step, and it's starting it's to suck you down.

973
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,920
Speaker 5: And then this happened. Why did hoo told you about that?

974
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 6: Stories get around.

975
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:09,240
Speaker 3: We're gonna have to the statement to do a totally

976
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 3: new you clearly live the zoo.

977
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 2: You scream. The boys come running down the stairs beside you,

978
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 2: and they go to the base of the escalator. They

979
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:26,760
Speaker 2: hold the escalator and it stops.

980
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 1: And who's underneath the escalator tugging on your shoelace?

981
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm available, so I could I could be

982
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 2: pulling it from the bottom.

983
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 5: I assume it's Tom Cruise trying to save me from

984
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 5: I guess you guys from us starts to start with

985
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,640
Speaker 5: the shoelaces when he saves someone. He is very well

986
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:56,719
Speaker 5: known to start at the shoelace and then you know,

987
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:59,000
Speaker 5: hopefully the rest of the person comes along for the ride.

988
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,839
Speaker 3: Cruise comes flying in and vaporizes us with the fighter jet.

989
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 3: That could be incredible for us.

990
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 1: Is it just turning me into miss?

991
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 5: Are you willing to die for a Q rating? Are

992
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:20,480
Speaker 5: you willing to give up your lives? So what might

993
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:23,759
Speaker 5: be the highest Q rating you could ever have? To

994
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 5: know that your highest Q rating And that's true for

995
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,279
Speaker 5: many of us. For most of us, our highest Q

996
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:29,479
Speaker 5: rating will comment death.

997
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 4: Yes, it's just that that's so fucked up, isn't it.

998
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:36,879
Speaker 4: That's why we're holding the funeral for Hayes next week.

999
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, what are you going to have at the moving buffet?

1000
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 2: Oh?

1001
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I don't need to ask.

1002
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:49,160
Speaker 3: Over here, we talked about a lot of different food

1003
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 3: that you could sell. Yeah.

1004
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:53,040
Speaker 5: The biggest complaint you're gonna get from this episode is

1005
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 5: people gonna be I got so hungry listening to this episode.

1006
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 5: You guys, give me a morning in the episode description

1007
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:05,280
Speaker 5: next so I can have some plumes nearby. I was hungry.

1008
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 3: Send us your biggest complaint.

1009
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 5: Send us your best complaint. Who cares how big it is?

1010
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,840
Speaker 3: Really put put your all into it. This time, the

1011
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:20,120
Speaker 3: complaints have been getting very basic. We need seeing the

1012
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:23,359
Speaker 3: same complaints a lot from week to week. I would

1013
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 3: like someone to innovate new things to dislike about the show.

1014
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 4: That if you're when you're writing a complaint, think have

1015
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:33,040
Speaker 4: I seen this complaint in the cor four weeks in

1016
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:33,359
Speaker 4: a row.

1017
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 1: Now, if you have, we've heard it ed. We're not

1018
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 1: going to fix it.

1019
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:38,319
Speaker 4: Bye.