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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: my name is Pete Deakins. I'm a revenue officer with

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Speaker 1: the Internal Revenue Service and I was looking for Samantha.

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Speaker 1: That's me. Oh, Hi, Samantha, how are you. I'm just

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Speaker 1: calling to see if you've received our notices and why

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Speaker 1: there's been no compliance notices? No, what notices? Well, we've

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Speaker 1: sent you quite a few. I'm talking about the back

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Speaker 1: taxes that you owe back taxes. Yes, well, you owe

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Speaker 1: back taxes from two thousand and eleven, two thousand and nine,

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Speaker 1: and twenty and twelve, and we have not received any

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Speaker 1: correspondence from you, and there is no payment, and unfortunately

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Speaker 1: it's at the point where I need to call. It's

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Speaker 1: never good when the tax man cometh. Uh right, But

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Speaker 1: I mean I do the taxes. So what you do

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Speaker 1: the taxes yourself? Or you have a representative help you?

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Speaker 1: Because I could call them if I No, I do

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Speaker 1: them myself and my husband. All right, Are you a

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Speaker 1: trained tax professional? No, I do schooling, any kind of

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Speaker 1: schooling anything like that. To then be a trained tax professional,

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Speaker 1: someone who actually knows the codes and all that kind

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Speaker 1: of stuff. Are you just normal everyday citizen trying to

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Speaker 1: do the taxes yourself, thinking you know stuff. No, I

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Speaker 1: do them. I mean I have a program that I

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Speaker 1: do them through. I haven't received anything, so I don't

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Speaker 1: know why you're sort of giving me an attitude. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's just done the tax Oh you know, this is

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Speaker 1: our busy season getting geared up for all the normal

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Speaker 1: everyday citizens who haven't had any schooling or knowledge of

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Speaker 1: how to do taxes, thinking that they're professional doing it themselves,

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Speaker 1: not paying things and stuff like that. So now, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what paying, I'm sorry not paying. It's just

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Speaker 1: not Yeah, I've heard that one quite a bit. If

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Speaker 1: I had a nickel, if I had a nickel for

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Speaker 1: every time I've heard that, I'd probably have seven cents

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Speaker 1: by now because of taxes, I pay them. Unlike you.

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Speaker 1: Are you joking with me right now? This is not okay.

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Speaker 1: You're saying that I owe money. Ye, get your laughing.

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Speaker 1: And the garage sale that you had in twenty twelve,

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Speaker 1: What the do you know I had a garage? Oh? Well,

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Speaker 1: we tend to know everything, don't we at the US government.

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Speaker 1: This is absurd. In twenty fourteen, you hosted a garage sale,

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Speaker 1: and because shoppers stood on a public sidewalk while browsing,

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Speaker 1: that is now classified as a temporary commercial occupancy. So

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Speaker 1: you owe retroactive municipal commercial tax on that you set

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Speaker 1: up a business on what? You set up a business

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Speaker 1: on a public street. Unfortunately for you get up a business.

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Speaker 1: Do you think, okay, I need to call my husband.

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Speaker 1: This is absolutely ridiculous for setting up a for setting

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Speaker 1: up a small business without a license, you owe forty

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Speaker 1: seven thousand dollars and six hundred and forty seven thousand.

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Speaker 1: First of all, it was a garage sale, you moron.

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Speaker 1: I sold a vase that an aunt had given me,

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Speaker 1: and I think my husband. Yeah, Well, regardless of a

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Speaker 1: garage sale or not, just set up a business on

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Speaker 1: a public street. And you can't do that without did

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Speaker 1: not set up a business? Okay, so you didn't have

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Speaker 1: a garage sale. Are you telling me you didn't? You

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Speaker 1: didn't have a garage sale? Yes, I had a garage Yeah.

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Speaker 1: There you go. You set up a business, set up

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Speaker 1: a business. And then there's the birthday cash from two

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Speaker 1: thousand and nine. What cousin gave you a couple hundred bucks.

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Speaker 1: We have not received any tax on that you know what,

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Speaker 1: You're an idiot? If if you think that I owe taxes,

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Speaker 1: why don't you come to my door? Actually, what was

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Speaker 1: your name again? Is your name is Pete Eakins, Pete

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Speaker 1: Pete Okay, too much Petekins the taxman chemists. Then you

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Speaker 1: should show up to my door and try to get

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Speaker 1: the money. You're an absolute insane psycho person. I don't

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Speaker 1: even know who you think you are, but the fact

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Speaker 1: that you're I think I'm an elf. You're an idiot.

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Speaker 1: What you're an elk or an elk? I'm an elf

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Speaker 1: elk and that weird if I was an elk elf? God?

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Speaker 1: Are you? Are you a crazy person? Hey, Samantha, this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jubil from The Jubil Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: brank on you and your husband set you up. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, it's a joke. I'm gonna kill him. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna kill him. I'm going to hang up the phone

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Speaker 1: right now, and I'm gonna I'm gonna show up to

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Speaker 1: this job. He said you were getting your taxes done

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Speaker 1: and he wanted to freak you out. Wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with double phone franks, we say mornings on the twenties,