1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,560 Speaker 1: Jubules phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI 2 00:00:03,640 --> 00:00:07,320 Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubeles friends at one eight hundred, 3 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:10,239 Speaker 1: dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense, your 4 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:13,400 Speaker 1: one call is one eight hundred, d uy away. Proud 5 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:16,919 Speaker 1: supporters of Jubules phone taps one eight hundred. Do you 6 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:21,560 Speaker 1: y away? It's another Jubils phone taps on the twenties. 7 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 1: I'm moving. Hello, I might I speak to Penny? Please? Penny, Penny? 8 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:31,200 Speaker 1: How are you? My name is Casey Ryback. I'm calling 9 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:35,479 Speaker 1: from yoga Spa. Oh y are you? I'm good? Listen. 10 00:00:35,479 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 1: I'm assuming you know why I'm calling nor off the 11 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,600 Speaker 1: top of my head. No, he's going on. Well, maybe 12 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:46,519 Speaker 1: from the top of your behind, because you were in 13 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:49,040 Speaker 1: here a couple days ago during one of our hot 14 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 1: yoga classes and you past gas very loudly while doing 15 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:59,160 Speaker 1: a pose. Everybody heard it. It might be kind of awkward, 16 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:05,960 Speaker 1: but do you remember that? Yeah? I do. That was 17 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 1: actually really embarrassing. Is that what you're calling? That is 18 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:12,319 Speaker 1: why I'm calling. I needed to talk about that. We've 19 00:01:12,319 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 1: gotten a lot of complaints about you coming to our 20 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:17,800 Speaker 1: yoga studio and for lack of a better word, farting 21 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:24,360 Speaker 1: NonStop when you're in yoga class? Is that true? Farting 22 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 1: non stop? I don't think that's true at all. It 23 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 1: happened one time. I'm sorry. What's the purpose of this call? 24 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,200 Speaker 1: The purpose in this call is to let you know 25 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,960 Speaker 1: that you are being banned from our yoga studio due 26 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 1: to your excessive flatulence. Excuse me, I'm sorry to break 27 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:44,679 Speaker 1: the news to you like that. But then again, you 28 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:51,480 Speaker 1: break wind whenever you want, so I wow, Okay, that 29 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:55,160 Speaker 1: was completely unnecessary and I don't deserve to be spoken 30 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 1: to that way. You're literally telling me that I'm not 31 00:01:57,760 --> 00:02:01,760 Speaker 1: allowed in class because I farted. You are not allowed time. Yep, 32 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:05,200 Speaker 1: this is borderline harassment. Like I can tell the Better 33 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 1: Business Bureau for that. Borderline harassment would be having to 34 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:13,000 Speaker 1: sit behind you in a yoga class. I think, path gas, 35 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:17,440 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I had a big lunch to me. Okay, 36 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:20,280 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Is how what you want to hear? I'm sorry. 37 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:25,600 Speaker 1: Doesn't take the fart back now, does it? Oh? My perfect? 38 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 1: Are you serious? Do not call my number back? You 39 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,560 Speaker 1: know what? Actually, I want to talk to your boss. 40 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 1: Your boss. I can tell that the yoga is not 41 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:38,160 Speaker 1: working very well for you? Is it? Um? Not with 42 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:44,320 Speaker 1: people like you? Because because you sound very angry, I'm angry. 43 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:47,239 Speaker 1: Hey man, you know what? How about this? I want 44 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:49,320 Speaker 1: to make us both happy here. You want to try 45 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:52,520 Speaker 1: to reason with me right now you're doing. I would 46 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,919 Speaker 1: like to come to some sort of a compromise. Are 47 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,880 Speaker 1: you talking about? There is no compromise. You just called 48 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 1: me and act me what I'm dass. What I'm compromising 49 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 1: is a toot jar. White, a toot jar, a tooth jar. Yes, 50 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,320 Speaker 1: you can keep coming to our yoga studio, but I'm 51 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 1: gonna set up a little tooth jar and every time 52 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:17,440 Speaker 1: you toot, you put a dollar in the toot jar, 53 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:20,280 Speaker 1: and that should teach you not to fart in yoga class. 54 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 1: Toot jar, You want to give me a toot jar 55 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 1: to put my tooths in? Are you three years old tomorrow? 56 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:30,120 Speaker 1: No? No No, no, no, I don't think you have it right. 57 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: I don't want you to toot in the jar. Just 58 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,600 Speaker 1: every time you toot in yoga class, which you're known 59 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 1: to do, we can agree on that you put a 60 00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:39,760 Speaker 1: dollar in the jar kind of to teach you in 61 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:42,520 Speaker 1: yoga class. Is that the thing that I do. I'm 62 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:45,760 Speaker 1: not a tutor. Okay, I don't do that. It happened 63 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 1: one time. I farted one time as gas. One time 64 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 1: you passed gas. Every step you take, your mother, give 65 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:59,800 Speaker 1: me my money back, Penny. Are you rappy right now? Why? 66 00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 1: What's wrong with me? Is that this is actually jewel 67 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:05,960 Speaker 1: from brook and Jewel. In the morning, I'm moving ninety 68 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. Your 69 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:15,000 Speaker 1: friend Amanda wanted to set you up. She said that 70 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:16,600 Speaker 1: you were in yoga class the other day and had 71 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:22,239 Speaker 1: an embarrassing moment and wanted me to mess with you. 72 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,359 Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna shoot in all y'all places.